Tom Cruise Pulled His Own Tooth Out w/ Rob Lowe

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer and Rob Lowe engage in a wide-ranging conversation covering personal anecdotes and celebrity

Key takeaways

  • Bert Kreischer shares how weight loss led to increased self-consciousness regarding his body and hair loss.
  • Rob Lowe describes the intense skill required to operate a manual transmission car on 45-degree Los Angeles hills.

Main topics

  • Weight loss and body image
  • Manual transmission driving

Notable quotes

I never noticed it because I'd only focused on the belly.

Conclusion

The episode provides an entertaining look at how personal experience a

Transcript preview

Speaker 1 (0:00) Hey everyone, I'm excited to announce the first leg of my new 2027 U.S. stand-up tour, Preposterous. I'll be going back to some of my favorite cities, so don't worry if you don't see yours, this is just the first leg. Get tickets starting this Wednesday, September 30th at 10 a.m. local time with the code word TOMMY at tomsegura.com slash tour. Many more dates to come, including international dates. I hope to see you there. Speaker 2 (0:31) I'm just feasting my eyes on Skinny Man. Speaker 3 (0:39) Can I tell you, like, I never, I thought I looked good when I was fat. I was like. Speaker 3 (0:50) I was like, it's a big, hard fat. Everyone's like, ah, I love a big guy. And I was never had any self-consciousness. And when I started losing weight, I started getting self-conscious of my body for the first time. Speaker 2 (1:02) That's hilarious. Speaker 3 (1:03) I know. Like I Speaker 2 (1:04) look too good. I'm not sure if I should look this good. Speaker 3 (1:08) No, you know what it is? You know how it started? One day I was, I was looking at my stomach and I was like, wow, I've lost some weight. And then I looked up and I was like, I'm losing my hair. And then I was like. I never noticed it because I'd only focused on the belly. Yeah, you were like, when you're fat, you look at whatever works and you're like, hair loss doesn't look that bad compared to the rest of it. Speaker 2 (1:29) That's a good point. Speaker 3 (1:30) Yeah. I Speaker 2 (1:30) like, well, take off the hat. Let me judge the hair loss. Not Speaker 3 (1:33) happening. No. I just woke up in the, literally, we pulled in from tour. You know what I said? I was like, I should have done this at your house. We were right, we were in Paso Robles last night. No Speaker 2 (1:43) way. Speaker 3 (1:43) Yeah. Speaker 2 (1:44) You were? Speaker 3 (1:44) Yeah, we were in Paso Robles last night. Speaker 2 (1:45) Yeah, that's a good drive then. Speaker 3 (1:47) Yeah, that's it. Do Speaker 2 (1:48) you sleep well on the bus? Right. Are you in the, like the coffin ones or are you in Speaker 3 (1:54) a big bed in Speaker 2 (1:55) the Speaker 3 (1:55) back? I'm in a bed. This bus is the best bus I've ever had. And I loved my, my bus burned down, but this bus is a double slide out and it's set up like my old bus, but my area slides out. It's the best. It's a queen size bed. Speaker 2 (2:12) But wait, how do you do that when you, it slides out? Obviously you can't do that when you're moving. So can you sleep? on the road when you're actually moving oh Speaker 3 (2:19) i'd sleep like a dream and this bus is a little bigger than the average bus so there's it's a little smoother and we have this driver i hope my current driver doesn't hear this we have this driver who's like just so you know i don't go over 60. and we were like it takes forever to get places but you're asleep so it doesn't matter right Speaker 2 (2:39) and Speaker 3 (2:40) you you never feel the bus moving it is Speaker 2 (2:45) Wow. That driver wouldn't last long with me. I have one, my driver would say, I have one rule. I'm like, I like to like get places. Speaker 3 (2:54) Yeah. Speaker 2 (2:54) So I'm like, if I see anybody hauling a ladder, pass us. You're fired. It just keeps it really simple. Like, you know exactly what I mean when I say that. Yeah, yeah. Like, you know exactly how fast to go. When I see a ladder passing me, Speaker 3 (3:12) fuck it. How were you with teaching your kids how to drive? Speaker 2 (3:15) Not good. I mean, I did it, but my one son, Matthew, I'm like, dude, you got to calm down. My other son, Johnny, drives like an old lady. So I have both sides of the thing. But, you know, you don't. That amazing hand-me-down parent-to-child thing of teaching how to drive in the parking lot is kind of gone because there's no manual cars anymore. Yeah. You had to learn how to drive. Dude, I learned how to drive a stick. Yeah. Speaker 3 (3:47) Remember that? I was so proud I knew how to drive a stick. Yes. It was like a badge of honor. It was like the closest I've ever been to be a man. Speaker 2 (3:55) How well do you know the streets of LA? Pretty well. Okay. La Cienega and Sunset Boulevard? 100%. It's like... Steep as shit. It's steep as shit. There Speaker 3 (4:06) used to be a boot barn over there. There's a pink dot. I know these streets. Pink dot. Okay, so Speaker 2 (4:10) that street... Hold on. That street, if you're going... On a clutch. North. Yes, if you're going up the hill, you're the third car from the light. You're in a stick. There's cars behind you. That was fucking gnarly. And I remember that being like the rite of passage. Speaker 3 (4:30) Hold on. Can you, okay. So for everyone who's really having a hard time, because this is actually almost a beautiful thing. Can you explain with your eyes closed what you're doing with your feet Speaker 2 (4:40) on Speaker 3 (4:40) a hill with a stick? Speaker 2 (4:42) Okay. So first of all, you're smashing that brake and like there's no. Yes. With your right Speaker 3 (4:49) foot, right? Speaker 2 (4:50) Yes, with your right foot. Now, you've got your left foot on the clutch. Yes. And it's not engaged. Speaker 3 (4:56) No. Speaker 2 (4:56) And you've got your hand ready to, it's in gear, right? So now, you've got to do. Speaker 3 (5:03) This Speaker 2 (5:03) is a Speaker 3 (5:03) 45 degree hill. Speaker 2 (5:04) Your car's on a 45 degree angle and there is another car behind you. Yes. Six inches from you. Now, you have to, quick as you can, get from the brake to the accelerator. Speaker 2 (5:19) And it has to be seamless. And now- And you have to feather the clutch. You feather the clutch so you're not sliding backwards. And you can't stall it because if you stall it, you slide backwards. Speaker 2 (5:33) And you just have to mix those two just perfectly to engage it and go forward. Do you know they don't... Speaker 3 (5:39) I'm not a huge car guy. Leanne is very much so. She wanted a Porsche, but she only wanted a Porsche and stick. Speaker 1 (5:49) And Speaker 3 (5:49) they were explaining to her, we don't do that anymore really because our automatics switch faster than a pro driver would do it normally. So you're not going to gain anything from getting a stick. So we just do automatic. And Leanne's like, I don't care. Speaker 2 (6:06) Listen, how about, I'm sorry to interrupt, but it made me think of this. How about the new Elon Musk roadster that supposedly flies? You know, I have feelings about Speaker 3 (6:14) these electric cars because it's almost like AI. It's almost like a game changer. It's almost like my daughter's being smarter than me because they have access to the internet. And I go, this isn't fair. You shouldn't know these informations. But like, I remember hearing Joe talk about those. They were like, go like zero to 60 in one second. That's right. And it almost is like, is that what Indy cars are doing? Yeah, I'm sure. Are those F1 cars all electric? Yes, they are. Speaker 2 (6:46) We're looking it up. But I'm obsessed with the flying part. I'm so sorry. Actual flying. Speaker 3 (6:54) I'm Speaker 2 (6:54) so Speaker 3 (6:54) sorry. I don't think I know what you're talking about. Speaker 2 (6:56) Oh, no, no, no. The new, I'm not using flying as a euphemism. They actually, the new Elon Musk car, the Roadster that's coming out, hovers. At a minimum, it hovers. They're talking about it flying. It doesn't really fly, but it has, I have a friend who saw it and it hovers. I could be really. Yeah, it's coming up here. And so it's starting to leak and Elon's been very cagey about it. Maybe it actually moves, but I know it hovers from what I'm told. How sick is that? That is. I mean, you kind of have to have, if you're a gearhead at all, that ends any conversation about anything else. Like there's no other, like if you don't have a car that hovers, why bother getting any other cool car? Speaker 3 (7:46) Yeah. It's so, yeah. I mean, that is, you know, it's like for, I don't really have. And it also looks dope. It's a good looking car. Fuck yeah. Speaker 2 (7:55) My, my only thing is, and I don't think they solved it. If the car is going to fly. then you don't want it to be heavy. But I don't love the, he could, the interiors on those Teslas are a little utilitarian. Speaker 3 (8:08) I remember the first time I got in a Tesla, I was high as shit on edibles. Speaker 2 (8:12) Amazing. Speaker 3 (8:13) In Amsterdam. Speaker 2 (8:15) Well, as one is. Speaker 3 (8:17) Yeah. Why go? And it just picked us up and I went, this is the thing I've heard about. I'm always so late to the game. We went and did a tour of SpaceX back, I mean, this had to be like 12 years ago, maybe. And I had no idea what SpaceX was. They invited me to come do it. And I was like, no, I'm going to pass. And Leanne's like, what are you doing? And I mean, my managers and agents came. Everyone wanted to see it. And I had no idea. And they were like, and I want to say Elon Musk was there, but I wouldn't have known because I don't know who the fuck he is, especially at the time. Like, I don't know who anyone is. I'm always the guy that goes, oh, shit, you're that person? Fuck. And then my energy shifts and I'm like. And I'm impressed. I played it so much cooler when I don't know who they are. Speaker 2 (9:01) That's amazing. The... Speaker 2 (9:06) So wait, do you have to have a pilot's license to have Speaker 3 (9:08) a Speaker 2 (9:08) car? Well, that's where I go. It's like people drive poorly enough as it is. Speaker 3 (9:11) Yeah. Speaker 2 (9:12) Like I'm not excited about flying cars. People can't even drive now. Yeah. Speaker 3 (9:16) It's crazy that you think that. I think Bill Burr said to me one time, he goes, I talked about being afraid of flying and he goes, Speaker 1 (9:23) flying, flying. Buddy, we're on the 405 in formation. We got people that don't know what the fuck they're doing. That's Speaker 3 (9:29) right. From all over the place and we're all fucking going at 70 miles an hour. And when you. Really take a step back and think about that. It is chaos on the roads. And I can't believe they let even my daughter Isla drive. I Speaker 2 (9:43) mean, Speaker 3 (9:43) did you ever take flying lessons? No, I have no desire. Tom, well, when he had money, he started. And now he had to stop. He had to sell his plane. Did Speaker 2 (9:52) he do like a big yard sale for everything? The plane was over here. Speaker 3 (9:55) Can I tell you? So, like, I didn't know. I mean, I'm not supposed to talk about his divorce. I Speaker 2 (10:00) would have put up with Speaker 3 (10:00) anything Speaker 2 (10:00) from the Speaker 3 (10:00) wife. Speaker 2 (10:01) I've been like, I don't give a fuck what's going on. I'm not giving half away. The Speaker 3 (10:05) first canary in the mine was when he started selling all his watches. You're like, uh-oh, there's trouble at home. I was like, wait. Because, like I said, I'm oblivious to everything. And I was like, why would you sell? You have some of the hardest to get watches in the world. Why would you sell them? And he called and he was like, you want to buy this truck of mine? And I was like, what? And he was like, you know, I'm just downsizing. And I was like, that's not the guy I know. He's the guy that built, he dug out his garage so he could put nine cars in his garage and then still had so much spill out of extra cars. And then I go downsizing. I should have known. You should have known. I should have known. I'm always the last. Let me tell you a story, Rob. This is how bad of a listener I am. Oh, Speaker 2 (10:46) so that way, you just, so the reason you don't know is because you don't fucking listen. Speaker 3 (10:52) I don't listen at all. You Speaker 2 (10:53) don't listen? Speaker 3 (10:54) I don't listen at all. One of my best friends in the world, Eddie Fernandez. Eddie Fernandez. I've known him since we were 18 years old. We're 26 years old. We're sitting on the beach in Santa Monica. And he's telling a story about his brother. And I go, you have a brother? Speaker 3 (11:11) And he says, I have two brothers. I go, you have fucking two brothers? And he goes, and a sister. I go, why didn't you tell me this? He goes, I have. You've never listened. I was like, that guy Mario is your brother? Speaker 2 (11:22) That guy. That guy Mario. Speaker 3 (11:26) He's always at your house? I'm dealing with it in therapy right now because... But you don't listen there either. Not unless we're talking about me. No, of course not. Ever Speaker 1 (11:35) since I turned 40, every year, more than once a year, I get my levels checked and I'm always blown away at how you can optimize almost every single thing in your body. And if you're tired of hearing everything looks normal after waiting months to see a doctor, it's time to turn to superpower. Each membership includes over 150 biomarkers tested twice a year with one baseline and one progress check. all of which is way more information than what you'd usually get during a normal doctor's visit. 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I'm doing it really good. I'll do it to you. This is what I'm supposed to do to my wife. Okay. I'm, Speaker 2 (15:54) I'm, I'm. Speaker 3 (15:54) You go, I'm in. How was your morning? Speaker 2 (15:58) Thank you for asking. Speaker 3 (15:59) It was really Speaker 2 (15:59) good. Thank you. Speaker 3 (16:01) What Speaker 2 (16:01) did you do? You know, I, I, I did some work and, um, I helped with. Speaker 2 (16:08) So like I start going Speaker 3 (16:09) like, Speaker 2 (16:10) when do I get to talk about me? And really it's not only when do I get to talk, let's face it, because I'm a brother in arms here. I'm not judging. It's when do I get to talk about Speaker 3 (16:20) me? Well, sometimes my life is so much more overwhelmingly interesting that like I go, do you want me to tell you the joke I wrote last night? And like I wrote five new jokes. Let me tell you about my shows. But like I have to find a way and I am finding a way to be interested in. things in her life that Speaker 2 (16:37) aren't aren't interesting i'll say it you you don't you don't have to say it i'll say it so it's Speaker 3 (16:42) like Speaker 2 (16:42) below interesting as a matter of fact Speaker 3 (16:44) let's just say let's just say this is how life should be if you stand in front of a crowd and tell your story people shouldn't get up and walk out Speaker 2 (16:53) right hello yeah yeah i mean how hard is it as a professional storyteller to suffer through Speaker 2 (17:10) and amateurs storytelling? Speaker 3 (17:14) The word that comes to mind is tedious. Speaker 2 (17:17) Okay. Speaker 3 (17:18) Can I tell you, can I tell you, I'm this bad, this is how bad I am. I sometimes will tell Ian. Speaker 2 (17:22) Can I, can I just edit, punch your story up for you? Can I tell you Speaker 3 (17:25) how to tell it? Because you're, you're, Speaker 2 (17:27) you're giving so much facts that no one needs. Speaker 3 (17:29) Oh my Speaker 2 (17:29) God. Okay, dude. So here's, here's what happens is. Speaker 2 (17:35) My wife, who is wonderful at many, many, many things. Speaker 3 (17:39) Very long, successful marriage, which is rare in Hollywood, let alone this podcast. 36 Speaker 2 (17:44) years. Beloved, love it. But I realize is like, we all have separate skills. Two halves make a whole. I write books and tell stories for a living. She doesn't. She's a jewelry designer. She's a jewelry designer and great. When I'll walk in and say, what are you watching? And then she begins. Now it should be, it's a murder mystery story, full stop. Speaker 3 (18:08) Yeah. Speaker 2 (18:09) Right? That's all it Speaker 3 (18:09) takes. That's all I need Speaker 2 (18:11) to know. Wow. Right? That's all I need to know. Yes. Speaker 3 (18:13) What Speaker 2 (18:14) I get, I'm not kidding. What I get is, so that girl there met this guy and they were at a bar. Well, no, actually it wasn't a bar. Okay. It was a restaurant. Yeah. Yeah. It was a restaurant. It was a Chinese restaurant. And they met there and then there was a murder, but. He doesn't know anything about the murder, but she does. And 20 minutes later, we get to the answer of what she's watching. All I need is, it's a murder mystery. Don't need to know what restaurant the first scene took place in. Don't need to know the name of the third lead. It's amazing. Yeah. Speaker 3 (18:51) I'm blown away at how long Leanne can draw out the simplest story. How many details that you don't need? How many details that you don't need do you think you get? You know what kills me is she doesn't include the details that I find interesting. There's that too? Yeah. Her dad's got AFib and the doctor told him every now and then just take a stick of licorice and bite into it and have a shot of white lightning. And I go, that's the craziest shit I've ever heard in my life. And then cut a half an onion and leave it in your room. That should help with your AFib. What? Exactly. And she goes, well, he said that one. I go, it doesn't matter. He said it to him. He was a doctor and he said it to him. He was a doctor and he said it to him. She's got a cousin who can't eat anything with a hoof. And I go, why don't these are the things I hold on to. Yes. This is the most interesting thing I've ever heard in my life. Speaker 2 (19:43) Just a phrase. He can't eat anything with a hoof. You can build a fucking entire 10 minutes on that. When he said, you know, I was sitting there. Speaker 3 (19:53) Her entire family was panning for gold without sunscreen one morning. Everyone's beet red. And I said, what are we having for lunch? We're sitting. Everyone's panning for gold. This is amazing. Speaker 2 (20:05) What are they, the fucking Donner party? Speaker 3 (20:06) Buddy, this is my family. And I said, what are we having for lunch? And I said, I'll run and grab some burgers. And her cousin goes, well, I can't eat none with a hoof. And I went, huh? No one blinked an eye. They're like, yeah, you can't eat none with a hoof. And I went, hold on. It's very, so specific. I can't date girls with hoop earrings? Like, wait, what is the... And she just glazed past it. And I go, this is one of the most interesting facts. She goes, well, it's common around here. It's common. You can't eat it. You got bit by a tick. Tick got to do these. Can't eat nothing but a hoof. Wait, now ticks are involved? Yeah. I'm blown away. And I go, she does Speaker 2 (20:45) tell a good story, but she gets caught up. People get caught up. Yes, they get caught up. Speaker 3 (20:48) And there was a UFC fighter one time, and he was telling me about his training regimen for the championships. And he got so caught up in the tedium of his training, of how hard he was training, that he lost me by the time he got to the championship fight. And I was like, dude, I really don't care about the incline on the treadmill. Like, tell me what it was like to go into the cage for a UFC championship belt. And then when he did, it was so brilliant, the little bits of what he noticed. He was like, I didn't realize there was going to be celebrities there. And I was like. Keep going. Super interesting. Yeah. And it's so funny, but like, that's why I love being around great, great, great storytellers like Colin Quinn or like, like especially the older you get, like, like, like Bill, not Bill, Jeff Foxworthy. I was with Jeff Foxworthy and he told such a great story about playing with his grandkids. He goes, Speaker 2 (21:46) grandkids, trust you. Speaker 3 (21:48) My grandkid looked at me and said, pop up, copy in the pool. And he goes, Hey, Don't tell anyone I said this, but we all pee in the pool. He goes, thanks, Pop-Pop. And again, this kid gets out of the pool, drops his pants, and pisses in my pool. That's amazing. Like, it's just like such a great, it's like Ron White, one of the best storytellers in the world. You have, can I stop this whole thing and say, I really just, I watched Tommy Boy again the other day. Chris Farley was a brilliant actor. Yeah, he was. But like, I think that slept on because he was overweight. because he was high energy, because, but he was a brilliant actor. He Speaker 2 (22:24) was a brilliant actor. And so Spade in that. Spade is a moment in it as well that's brilliant. They're both incredibly, incredibly underrated actors. Speaker 3 (22:34) And what, I'm really obsessed with this because right now that's going on the internet is, and I find this fascinating. Speaker 3 (22:44) How the celebrities from which boys young boys draw their charisma. Speaker 2 (22:50) Oh It's Speaker 3 (22:52) it's I've been obsessed with this for a while The first hint I ever got of it was when I was in college and I noticed guys doing an Ace Ventura Impression to be funny around girls. Mmm. Then I was like wait, what's that? And then and then guys would and I knew that I would kind of do a little bit of a Chevy chase around girls like a cool guy like a oh well you know yeah you know and and then i watched it like people would do a borat impression but and now they're saying like boys are doing a ryan uh ryan reynolds impression that of that charisma and what i find fascinating about chris farley is he gave us a language with within which to be funny like he gave us a currency that we still do today. It doesn't hurt so much here or here. Like little things he did as an actor, we stole and put into our lives for the rest. I find that so fascinating. But as one of the coolest guys I know, and you have your charisma is fucking through the roof. You have a whisper in the way you talk. I watch, I'm being serious. You've had it your whole fucking life. You've had it as long as I've been a fan of yours. You've had it. Like even you were the softest greaser in the outsiders. So, so I think too soft, but no, but that's what we fucking drew you Speaker 2 (24:15) to you. Soft. I'm like, I look back at what's with the body language. I like, I'm like a Gumby. I'm out there like flopping around and Tom Cruise like. Speaker 3 (24:23) Tom Cruise was off on that. If we're going to critique performances, Speaker 2 (24:28) he was reaching. He was working very hard on that. He was Speaker 3 (24:31) working Speaker 2 (24:32) really hard. He Speaker 3 (24:33) took his Speaker 2 (24:33) tooth out one day. He was like, I figured my tooth would get knocked out on the rumble. He took his own tooth out. Speaker 2 (24:41) Took his own tooth out. Jesus. And it had a, just the, not only had like a post of his, but you know, that's commitment. Yeah. I don't have that commitment. That's, that was, see, Speaker 3 (24:52) I thought I was a soft greaser. I'm glad that it worked for you. But where did you get your charisma from? Like, where do you think, like what, who were your heroes when you were a kid? Oh, Speaker 2 (24:59) for sure. That's, Speaker 3 (25:00) and Speaker 2 (25:01) okay, now, okay, yes. 100%, mine, 100 % is Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. It's all based on that. Speaker 3 (25:12) There's a meme going around right now of Paul Newman. Is it Paul Newman? Yeah. Have you seen this where he's carrying four beers? Speaker 2 (25:22) No, but that would make sense because he loved his Coors beer, but it's Coors. Speaker 3 (25:28) It's such a great- Apparently, Paul Speaker 2 (25:29) drank a lot of beer, apparently. Yeah, Speaker 3 (25:31) and he was Speaker 2 (25:32) - A Speaker 3 (25:32) lot. And he's there, this is the- Speaker 2 (25:34) Oh, look at him. Get really stoned. Oh, look at him. Speaker 2 (25:41) That's my guy right there. He is. Is that Grolsch? What is he carrying? It looks like it's, remember the beer Grolsch? Yeah. Oh, Speaker 3 (25:52) yeah, of course. I think it's. See, pictures like this are why I will never be totally sober. Because I see this and I go, well, he seems to be in control. You know, that's where I think. Speaker 2 (26:02) And he Speaker 3 (26:02) was, yeah. He drank every day. Speaker 2 (26:04) Apparently he drank every day. And there's another Speaker 3 (26:07) thing going around about his body type. that his body type was the perfect body type. You kind of share it. I've seen that. It's this athletic, not overly built, but really flexible, really healthy fucking body type. Speaker 2 (26:23) Yeah, he and Redford and their whole patter in that movie, it's like self-deprecating. It's interesting. It'd be fun to break down what... about what is Chevy? Because I love that. His Caddyshack archetype is a great one, right? Caddyshack Speaker 3 (26:43) and Fletch were like two. Yes, Speaker 2 (26:44) for sure. But like Newman and Redford, it's like they're, I think the number one thing is they're self-deprecating. They don't take themselves seriously. There's a great moment in Butch and Sundance where they've been shot up, they're surrounded by people, and they're trying to figure out. who's gonna go out and get the ammunition that's out by the mule. And Redford goes, we gotta figure out. One of us needs to go out there and Newman says, it's no time to be a hero kid. I'll let you. And to me, that's it. That's the coolest fucking move Speaker 1 (27:27) ever. These days, it seems like everyone is talking about AI. What you don't hear as often is how AI is changing the way businesses get work done. From the routine tasks being handed off to the questions being asked and the decisions being made. That's the idea behind NetSuite Next. It's the next generation of NetSuite. 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