We Crashed a Wedding

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

David Dobrik and Jason Nash host a casual episode covering a mix of personal anecdotes, industry reflections, and pop culture theories. The conversation

Key takeaways

• Jason Nash traveled to Phoenix to crash a wedding for a fan named Bailey after she persistently emailed him about it, resulting in an awkward but ultimately positive surprise encounter.
• David Dobrik visited Heath Hemphill and Mariah to meet their nine-month-old son, Tony, reflecting on how fatherhood has shifted Heath's lifestyle while sparking conversations about his own future plans for marriage and friendship groups.

Main topics

• Wedding crashing and fan interactions
• Fatherhood and friendship dynamics

Notable quotes

"They basically feel like they fall from the sky and they're a gift to me. Like, it doesn't feel like I've come up with the songs."

Conclusion

The episode blends humorous personal stories with reflective commentary

Transcript preview

Speaker 3 (0:00) you Speaker 3 (0:07) What's up guys, welcome back to Views. We are back with a brand new episode. How is everybody feeling in the room? Oh my god, Speaker 1 (0:17) thank you Speaker 2 (0:17) for asking. Speaker 3 (0:18) Hey, I get something right off the top. I have so much off the top. This is actually probably the podcast I've come in prepared with the most things. So you guys may not be even able to talk this episode. Really? Yeah. Speaker 2 (0:28) I'll step out. Yeah, go ahead. Speaker 3 (0:31) Just do an outro for yourself. Speaker 2 (0:33) Did you know that in Wordle, You can't use the word queef. Oh. Oh, fuck. Speaker 1 (0:39) Yeah. Speaker 3 (0:40) I Speaker 2 (0:40) did not Speaker 1 (0:41) know that. I didn't know that. And I Speaker 2 (0:42) find that very sexist, David. Wait, why? I Speaker 3 (0:45) really do. Because only women can queef. Wait, what is a queef? It's a fart out of your vagina? Speaker 1 (0:49) Yep. That's what it is. Speaker 2 (0:50) What Speaker 1 (0:50) is a queef? Whoa, did Speaker 3 (0:51) you hear Natalie's silent lips she just made? It was damn near queef. It's kind Speaker 1 (0:55) of like queefy. I tried it the other night. Speaker 3 (0:57) A queef? Speaker 2 (0:59) Yeah. And Speaker 1 (1:00) wordle. Well, I'm sorry to Speaker 3 (1:01) break that down. It's crazy. And then I Speaker 2 (1:03) look it up. It's in the dictionary. Speaker 3 (1:05) Well, actually, speaking of vaginas. Yeah. I was, I woke up. Speaker 1 (1:08) Is yours Speaker 3 (1:08) hurting you Speaker 1 (1:09) right now? Speaker 3 (1:09) No, I woke up and I started like scratching my balls. This isn't where I wanted. This was like eighth on my list of things to talk about, by the way. Okay. It was my penis. Okay. Speaker 2 (1:17) But Speaker 3 (1:17) I was just thinking about like how bizarre is it that like this is here right now hanging from my body. It's just between my legs. I don't think it's Speaker 1 (1:26) that Speaker 3 (1:26) weird. Oh my God. I Speaker 1 (1:27) think Speaker 3 (1:27) it's so fucking weird. It's Speaker 2 (1:29) totally Speaker 3 (1:29) weird. It's so weird, Natalie. It's like. If I had an umbilical cord and it was hanging from my Speaker 2 (1:34) belly button still Speaker 3 (1:36) and it was still about eight inches long, wouldn't you be like, that's fucking weird? I agree. I think Speaker 2 (1:43) it's disgusting. I think it's so gross. Your penis is so gross. And Speaker 3 (1:46) the fact that I'm so normal with it and I touch it multiple times a day. And it changes. And it changes. It's Speaker 1 (1:53) disgusting. Speaker 3 (1:55) And you look at girls and that's Speaker 1 (1:58) the Speaker 3 (1:58) even part that majority of women are into them. Isn't that crazy? Majority of women like penises. Do you like penises, Natalie? Love. Actually? No, I'm being serious. When you're hooking up with a guy, you're like, I can't wait for that specific thing? Speaker 1 (2:15) Yeah, I mean, yeah. That is kind of the point, right? Speaker 3 (2:17) That's so crazy to me. Because when I'm hooking up with a girl, I'm not looking for a penis, obviously. What are you looking for? Yeah. Speaker 3 (2:28) Against popular beliefs, I actually don't Speaker 2 (2:30) look Speaker 3 (2:30) for a penis. Speaker 2 (2:31) That's good. Speaker 3 (2:32) Yeah, but that's the one thing. Are you looking for more of like a chiseled ab? Are you excited about wrapping your hands around his arm or around his penis? Again, this is not what I wanted to talk about right away. I hate this. I hate that we're into this right away, but I think we're in the pocket. Speaker 1 (2:48) His arm or his penis? I mean, I would say the body is definitely more important to me than the penis. Well, Speaker 3 (2:54) you'd love hooking up with me. Speaker 1 (2:55) I Speaker 3 (2:56) have an insane body. Speaker 1 (2:57) Your little dough boy body. Speaker 3 (2:58) Dude, Natalie yesterday grabbed me because she was mad at me. Yeah. And she squeezed my fat. And she goes, ew, it's so fucking fat. And I was like, that is, that was actually one of the most hurtful things she's ever said. Because she didn't let go. Good. I'm glad Speaker 2 (3:13) you were hurt. Are you getting Speaker 1 (3:14) fat? Yes, dude. It's fucking, he's slugging. You never know with Speaker 3 (3:17) him. Speaker 1 (3:18) I can't really tell. I saw it. I saw it. No, Speaker 3 (3:20) you Speaker 1 (3:20) can't see Speaker 3 (3:20) it in my face? No. Oh, Speaker 2 (3:22) I'm like chunkier for sure. Speaker 1 (3:24) Yeah, he doesn't have like, there's no, the chin to the neck is fully connected right now. Speaker 2 (3:28) You're not doing the three hours of pickleball anymore. Speaker 3 (3:31) No, Speaker 2 (3:31) you Speaker 1 (3:32) need to. You need to start moving your body. I've Speaker 3 (3:34) been doing this thing with Natalie where anytime she calls me overweight, I go, I know, listen, we need to lose weight. Which is never. Speaker 1 (3:40) I heard you Speaker 2 (3:41) say that the other day. I Speaker 3 (3:41) love it. It's my favorite insult. We need to lose weight, Natalie. I know. We need to get on this. Don't worry. We'll start soon. Speaker 1 (3:47) I'm perfectly fine. Speaker 3 (3:49) Yeah, well, stop fucking calling me fat and squeezing my fucking tits, dude. Stop ordering Little Caesars. Yo, you did the weirdest shit on the airplane. This is at the top of my list. Yeah. Oh my god, yeah. You are a fucking weird... You're such a weird... When Speaker 2 (3:59) I Speaker 3 (3:59) took the headphones out? How did you know? I actually thought that was like really considerate. What are you talking about? That was like so nice. Let me set it up. Let me set it up. I woke up from my nap and I was just like to myself. I'm like, yeah. And I'm like, I'm going to stare at Jason for a little because I feel like he's going to do something fucking weird. And like clockwork, we're at the beginning of the plane. There's a woman sitting in aisle. He's window. And I see Jason get up. Doesn't. doesn't address the lady at all, pulls her headphones out of the TV in front of her, and then walks around and then puts the headphones back in. And I was like, either this is his fifth time doing this, where they're not even looking at each other anymore, or he's a maniac. Did you do that before? Speaker 1 (4:52) Like two other times on Speaker 3 (4:54) that flight. I Speaker 1 (4:54) did it twice during Speaker 2 (4:55) the flight. It's so funny because what you saw, you didn't see everything. Now I know why you think it was weird. Yeah. She was knocked out. Speaker 1 (5:02) Yeah, she was asleep. Speaker 2 (5:03) Asleep. Oh, she was? Yeah. She was dead the whole flight and had to get up twice. And what was it, a four-hour flight? Yeah. So I had to get up to pee twice. So I did it once and I was like, okay, I'm just going to. Speaker 3 (5:16) Unplug her headphones. The headphones are going from the TV to her ears, so it's blocking Jason's way out into the aisle. It's so funny. I thought that was crazy. And she did sit completely still. Oh, that's really funny. But from my angle, it looked like her eyes were open. So I was like, wow, they've really synced this up to where they're Speaker 2 (5:33) just... She didn't even fucking smile. Speaker 3 (5:36) If you think she'd crack a smile, like, oh, this is funny. He's doing it again. She didn't smile. She looked like she was still directly staring at the TV. Speaker 2 (5:44) Okay, Speaker 3 (5:45) okay, okay. So that was not that bizarre. Speaker 2 (5:47) Yeah. I was so mad on that flight, man. You were so nice. You bought me first class, which was like so fucking nice. Thank you, thank you, thank you. And so... Yeah, I've made a mental note. Speaker 3 (5:59) Whenever Speaker 2 (5:59) we Speaker 3 (6:00) travel, you're like... Come on, you know? You're like tenure, like when a teacher... Is it tenure or tenure? No, no, no, no. I Speaker 2 (6:06) don't need to go first class all the time. But anyways, we were getting on the plane. You make that mental note? Like we were getting on the plane and I was like... all right, I'll be back in economy with John. Maybe I'll be sitting next to John. That'll be fun. And then like right as we're getting on the plane, you told me I was in first class. I was like, I Speaker 1 (6:22) was in first class. Speaker 2 (6:23) I was like so excited. I'm like walking on the plane. I'm like, fuck, yes. And you're like right in front of me. And then in my mind, I'm like, ooh. Speaker 3 (6:31) Steve and I are going to be sitting together. Oh, that's Speaker 2 (6:33) funny. Right. And that's where you cut it off. You're like, I'm going to be nice to Jason, but I can't possibly sit next to him. Speaker 3 (6:40) No, if it was just me and you, I'd sit next to you. It's also just so nice to sit next to girls. Speaker 2 (6:45) Why would you sit next to Natalie? You always sit next to Natalie. You travel with Natalie all the time. We could have hung out. Speaker 3 (6:51) It's actually the only time I get Natalie to listen to me because she has no choice. Yeah, she's hostage. It's actually the only Speaker 1 (6:57) time you listen to me. Speaker 3 (6:59) Yeah, I do listen to you. I like getting work stuff done. I actually like when you talk to me about work stuff, like when it's like fun stuff, when it's like boring work Speaker 2 (7:07) stuff and you're like, you owe two posts to this fucking company. Speaker 3 (7:09) I'm like, suck Speaker 2 (7:10) my dick, dude. I'm not fucking posting that Speaker 3 (7:11) right now. Speaker 2 (7:12) What's something fun that she's brought up that you're excited to talk to her about? I mean, Speaker 3 (7:15) that's the best part of our job Speaker 2 (7:16) is Speaker 3 (7:17) 80 % of things that come through are like fun. Sure. Someone hit us up today. It was like, do you want to walk the stage to Shakira in Spain? And I'm like, absolutely not. But I would love to watch Shakira or meet Shakira. Right. Like, I don't want to walk the stage with her in Spain. Wow. What would that look like? No idea. Speaker 2 (7:35) What would that look like, Natalie? Speaker 1 (7:37) Have you called them yet? Speaker 3 (7:38) Yeah. Oh. Speaker 1 (7:40) He's looking into it. Speaker 3 (7:41) Yeah, yeah. Speaker 2 (7:42) How does Speaker 1 (7:42) that come in? Well, they're promoting her tour. She's on tour right now. So she wanted to like, or maybe her team, I don't know who, but they wanted to get like a couple influencers out to like make some sort of viral piece of content. So their idea of that is like, you know, going out and having a stage moment with her. Speaker 2 (7:58) Oh, he's not like walking like a fashion show. Speaker 1 (8:00) No, I think he's just maybe going on stage. Yeah, I think Speaker 3 (8:03) she's probably dancing like for a certain song and she brings out like 10 people to dance. Yeah, yeah. I Speaker 2 (8:07) don't know. And your immediate reaction is no. 1000%. I would never go on stage. No, never, never, never. Speaker 3 (8:13) Even Speaker 2 (8:13) if it was Robert Downey. Speaker 3 (8:15) Yeah. And he was like, come stay next to me. Yeah. While I'm in my Iron Man suit. I'm like, absolutely not. That's like my least favorite kind of attention. Really? Yeah. But what if you Speaker 2 (8:23) get a good bit out of it? Speaker 3 (8:24) No. No. Nothing there. I draw the line there. Yeah. Stage is tough. But Shakira, I'm a huge fan of, so I'd love to go see her. Sure. Love to go watch a show. But yeah, so usually it's fun stuff, but then a lot of times it'll be like work, work stuff. You know what, you know. I know what you're talking about. Some of those businesses you get going. I know. Some of those Natalie... I'm not good at posting about my own businesses. I've talked about this before. I love my businesses. I genuinely think our pizza is incredible. I stand by that. I think our chips are fucking great. It's Speaker 2 (8:58) actually Speaker 3 (8:59) the... Mmm. I'm trying to think where it falls because Hot Cheeto is my favorite shit. But you can't beat a Hot Cheeto. No one will ever be able to beat a Hot Cheeto. Why don't Speaker 2 (9:10) you Speaker 3 (9:10) make a Hot Cheeto? I was trying to think if it's almost beating Hot Cheetos for me. I think it's – Waivers is really getting there because it's like – it's a lot less heavy than a Hot Cheeto. Hot Cheeto is like, are we sure we're doing this tonight? Waivers is like, I want a snack. So I do really love it. I just – I really hate posting about them. Speaker 2 (9:26) Yeah. Speaker 3 (9:27) Because I just like feel like – I just feel like – People are looking at it like, why does he shut up? Why does he shut up? We know he owns this. I'll fucking get out of my own time. I don't know if Speaker 1 (9:37) people even know that, though. I don't feel like you're so obnoxious about your product. No, Speaker 3 (9:41) I Speaker 1 (9:41) know I'm not. Speaker 2 (9:42) I definitely should be. You know what you should do is you should take some time and create some awesome piece of content for waivers. Yeah. Speaker 3 (9:50) I've been sitting on this fucking Dobrik TikTok forever Speaker 2 (9:52) where you're dressed as Speaker 3 (9:54) Squidward. Oh, fuck. Speaker 1 (9:56) Oh. Speaker 3 (9:57) Yeah. What Speaker 1 (9:58) the Speaker 3 (9:58) hell? No, no, no. What happened? I don't even remember it. I really got to lock in. It's like an audio where it's like, who would want a Krabby Patty at 3.30 in Speaker 2 (10:05) the Speaker 3 (10:05) morning? And then it cuts an edit of, well, one day you guys will see it. And then I get my favorite comment that is, oh, I love listening to the podcast and getting to hear about this before I see it. Hopefully it goes up before I die. Maybe. We'll get it up in the next couple months. Speaker 3 (10:22) We, not we, but me, I didn't know that your iPhone had a part in it. If you look up subscriptions, you could see what you're paying for, Speaker 2 (10:34) which Speaker 3 (10:35) is fucking incredible. Yes. Because I am really bad at, if I need to transfer something and I need to buy WeTransfer or whatever, I'll buy a new membership under my Apple ID and I'll fucking forget it. Yeah. Yeah. So I went through it and I had no idea. Dude, I canceled 15 subscriptions. Wow. 15 subscriptions. You know how much money I'm fucking saving? Jay, Jay, I canceled my Hinge and my Bumble. How much is that per month? Each of them? Yeah. $50. Wow. Jay, I haven't had either of those apps in over five years. Oh, wow. Isn't that crazy? I've been paying $50. I've been paying $100 for both of them together a month. In five years, Speaker 2 (11:25) it's $1,200. In five, $6,000. Speaker 3 (11:26) Yeah. It's a little over $6,600 I spent on those apps. Wow. That's crazy. How fucking dumb is that? I'm going to see if I can hit him up and be like, yo. I Speaker 1 (11:36) know. He was like, nah, do you think you could just ask them if they could refund us?