Who Wants to Kiss a Toilet Tongue? (RHOSLC Recap)

Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

Hosts Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge recap the latest drama from The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, focusing on a scandalous incident

Key takeaways

• Kwai allegedly used her fiancé's toothbrush to clean a toilet after discovering a suspicious text message.
• Whitney is accused of betraying Kwai by repeating confidential information on camera during a group scene.

Main topics

• RHOSLC Toothbrush Scandal
• Lisa Barlow and the Oscars

Notable quotes

You're only as good as your last scene.

Conclusion

A deep dive into the interpersonal betrayals and social hierarchies th

Transcript preview

Speaker 1 (0:00) This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. Speaker 2 (0:06) Two teas in a pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge. Speaker 1 (0:19) Hi, guys. Welcome to another episode of Two Teas in a Puck. Myself, Tamara Judge, and Dolores. Good morning, Dolores. Speaker 2 (0:25) Hi. Well, it's afternoon for me. It Speaker 1 (0:28) is. And I feel like I just saw you like on TV at Dancing with the Stars. So I was there. And, you know, how many hours were you there before you turned around and went home? Speaker 2 (0:37) Well, oh, no, just 24 hours. But, I mean, let's just talk about today. I woke up at 6 o'clock. I caught up on Traders. The whole, I Speaker 1 (0:48) am totally caught up, Tamara. Isn't it good? It is really good. Speaker 2 (0:53) I know. It's so good. And then, because I was thinking of you the whole time, because you're like, it's so good. Went to the gym, went to a woman's event in the city. All today? All today. Oh, my God. Got my makeup done. You can't tell. Then went to the menopause event in the city. And now I'm back. Now it's time for bed. For you, yes. Yeah, I'd be like, okay, time for bed. Because I, you know, never say no to anything. So I went there to see Sierra. She did great. I loved. She was Miss Karma Brown. They all yacht rock. Does everyone know what yacht rock is now? Yeah, of course. What good song? I forgot how good our era was. Wait, Speaker 1 (1:37) you didn't listen to Yacht? You don't have that on your like Sirius radio? Speaker 2 (1:42) I wouldn't have because it says Yacht Rock. I would not listen to it because it has a corny base. Speaker 1 (1:47) It has. So Speaker 2 (1:48) I would Speaker 1 (1:48) think it was a corny. I don't understand why it's Yacht Rock. Yeah. So Speaker 2 (1:52) that just it just gives off corniness to me. So it just turned me off and I never wanted to. even, you know, hit on it. But now I will. The song, like, it was so nice to know the words to every single song. There wasn't a song they couldn't have played off Yacht Rock that I don't know. You're aging yourself, sweetie. You know what? I've gave up on trying not to age myself. I know, I feel the same way. I have succumbed to, I just want to look something decent for my age. I'm not going to look younger. The younger people like Caden hated the theme. Speaker 1 (2:29) Oh, tell me. Tell me. You always get all the dirt. Well, he said, well, it's right there. Caden said that he hated it. All his friends hated it because they probably didn't know any of those songs. What Speaker 2 (2:40) did Speaker 1 (2:40) you hate about it? Speaker 2 (2:41) Oh, because it was too old. He's saying it's too old, guys. Just embrace all eras. Do you like the 80s? Speaker 1 (2:49) I love the 80s. I hate it. You hate it? I am. I love the 70s the best when it comes to music. Speaker 2 (2:57) I'm the only person I know that doesn't like the 80s. I hated the 80s. I Speaker 1 (3:03) like it. I don't love it. I grew up on it, obviously, like you. I mean, I remember being in high school, like Madonna was the shit. Speaker 2 (3:13) I dressed like her. So did you. I did too. And it wasn't Speaker 1 (3:16) Halloween. Speaker 1 (3:29) Okay, let's get into Salt Lake City. This is episode three. Oh, Speaker 2 (3:35) I have a lot to say and I want to hear everything that you have to say. I know. Well, it starts off in someone who's been, you know, the butt of everyone jumping on. Speaker 1 (3:47) This was good. And she last week we had talked about quite not being like a good housewife, like maybe trying too hard. But I feel like she did a great job this episode. You Speaker 2 (4:01) know what? I she won me over. Yeah. And you're only Speaker 1 (4:05) as good as this week's episode. Speaker 2 (4:07) You're only as good as your last scene. You know, I Speaker 1 (4:10) like I Speaker 2 (4:12) like that. I don't like somebody right away. I like that. I can change. my opinion with information because that's fair. Yeah. Speaker 1 (4:21) Yep. Speaker 2 (4:22) Right. So Speaker 1 (4:23) they're shot being Lisa casually drops to Heather that she gets invited to the Oscars every single year, but she never goes. Speaker 2 (4:31) Tell Speaker 1 (4:31) me like they get Speaker 2 (4:33) she gets on their nerves. I Speaker 1 (4:34) think it's Speaker 2 (4:34) funny. Speaker 1 (4:36) Do you think that she gets Speaker 2 (4:37) invited every single year? Speaker 2 (4:40) Maybe if you're on a list, I don't know that it's so hard. I know people that are like seat fillers that they go. Well, do you think that Lisa's a seat filler? Speaker 1 (4:48) I feel like Speaker 2 (4:48) I could have gone. I know what you're saying. Huh? Speaker 1 (4:50) Do you think Lisa's a seat filler and that's how she gets invited? I Speaker 2 (4:54) feel Speaker 1 (4:54) like Speaker 2 (4:54) she could be on a PR list for something like that. But I just don't see Speaker 1 (5:00) Lisa not going. Why would she not ever go? Speaker 2 (5:04) Because she has to sit there for a long time. Like I did at Dancing with the Stars the other day. Isn't that Speaker 1 (5:10) what you asked me? Did I have to sit there a long time? I went once. I went once. It's pretty cool, though, to see like the whole dance floor and Speaker 2 (5:18) how small it is. I thought it was it was bigger than I thought. We're used to watch what happens live. But oh, yeah, it's Speaker 1 (5:25) bigger than that. Speaker 2 (5:26) Yeah. Yeah. But like the Oscars, I think that. I mean, does she go to a lot of things? Speaker 1 (5:37) I don't know. But award shows. Lisa doesn't Speaker 2 (5:39) typically, we don't typically see Lisa on red carpets. It's not like she can't get on one. Does she just not like to go to things? I don't know. Speaker 1 (5:47) She likes to brag about him, though. Speaker 2 (5:49) Go for it, Lisa. Speaker 1 (5:51) Yeah. Well, we got to see Mary. It's been two weeks, she said, since Robert Jr.'s homecoming. And she's still in survival mode. She was Speaker 2 (6:00) on Speaker 1 (6:01) Watch What Happens Live. Did you actually catch it? I did not. Speaker 2 (6:05) No. Christina Pastina told me. Because she went over the episode with me. Speaker 1 (6:10) Uh-huh. Speaker 2 (6:11) And Speaker 1 (6:11) she Speaker 2 (6:12) was saying, like, she called me. She's like, oh. You can't believe what they just did to Kwai. And you can't believe what this one did. So she, I love her opinion on things. I like to listen. And then she goes, oh, Mary's on Watch What Happens Live. But then I hung up because I was literally just getting home from California. Speaker 1 (6:31) Yeah, I haven't been on social media much. So I didn't get any of the little clips from Watch What Happens. But I did see that she was on. Speaker 2 (6:39) How'd she do? How's she doing? Speaker 1 (6:41) I honestly. I just saw a clip really quick about somebody asking, why did you decide to come back? And I'm like, you can, because you can never judge Speaker 2 (6:50) how someone handles grief. Speaker 1 (6:51) No, you cannot. If I can Speaker 2 (6:55) remember getting divorced and not knowing whether to sit or stand where to be, I'd want to go to the mall. I'd get anxiety. I'd leave. Like when you're in the drudges of the hell of your life, which nothing's can compare to losing a child. Right. Who's to say what she should do, how she should do Speaker 1 (7:12) it? Speaker 2 (7:12) No Speaker 1 (7:13) one. I know. Did you hear that Rob Lowe's niece passed away yesterday? 13 years old. And they didn't say why. Beautiful little girl. But the parents put something out there, you know, talking about it and then said, if anybody's suffering from mental health. Speaker 2 (7:31) Oh, Jesus. Speaker 1 (7:32) I know. 13. Speaker 2 (7:33) Oh, God bless her. Oh, Speaker 1 (7:35) God. Breaks my heart. Speaker 1 (7:49) So Angie visits Mary and immediately fills her in on Kwai, sharing how she allegedly rimmed the toilet with her fiance's toothbrush when they were dating. And she got pissed off at him because he was looking at a text message from another guy talking about girls. This is the Speaker 2 (8:10) story because Speaker 1 (8:11) I wondered Speaker 2 (8:12) how I would have handled this. They were newly dating. Now she's not Speaker 1 (8:17) newly because they were engaged. Speaker 2 (8:20) Not when this happened. Speaker 1 (8:21) Oh, I thought they were. Speaker 2 (8:23) She had just Speaker 1 (8:24) met him Speaker 2 (8:25) and one of his friends was talking about introducing him to another girl. Now that happens during the beginning when you're single for a long time or whatever. It was Speaker 1 (8:36) at the beginning. Speaker 2 (8:38) Well, somebody clarify this because this changes the whole story. Yeah. Because nobody, no friend, no good friend, and nobody would do that unless the person you were with was complaining about you. Speaker 1 (8:54) I wouldn't think to take somebody's toothbrush