The Serial Cuddler

Two Sons and Me

Todd, Nanny Faye, and Grayson discuss recent viral moments, including Grayson's 'serial cuddler' reputation at Alabama. The conversation tra

Key takeaways

• Grayson is currently navigating college life in Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
• A clip featuring 'Cannon' as a 'serial cudderm' has gone viral on campus.
• Nashville is celebrating Dolly Parton with pink lights and fireworks for her movie 9 to 5.
• Todd reflects on the importance of resilience following difficult life trials and personal hardships.
• Nanny Faye shares her history of working hard to provide a better life for her children.

Main topics

• Viral college clips
• Dolly Parton tribute
• Political divisiveness

Notable quotes

Stay off your knees unless you're praying.

Conclusion

An intimate look at family dynamics and generational shifts through hu

Transcript preview

Speaker 3 (0:00) Welcome to Two Sons and Me. Nanny, Speaker 1 (0:02) how are you today? Well, I'm blessed as always. Always. You say the same shit every Speaker 3 (0:09) time. Speaker 1 (0:10) Every day. Ain't nobody Speaker 3 (0:12) blessed that much. Speaker 1 (0:14) I am every day. Listen, I am blessed beyond. Hmm. Huh. Hmm. Look at what a beautiful grandchildren I have. And beautiful children. God has been good to me. Tell it. And you know what? I could not. I don't really want Speaker 3 (0:32) anything. Mama, you do want shit because you're asking me all the time for stuff. So you do want shit. I ain't asking anything in a while. In a while. Okay, 24 hours. Gray, how are you, buddy? I'm doing good. How is life in Bama? Speaker 2 (0:48) It's great. Speaker 3 (0:50) You know that. Well, you know the reason that we got you the bigger place is so that I can ship my rebellious teenager off to you. Speaker 2 (1:00) So Speaker 3 (1:00) she's she's packing her shack bag and she's coming to hang out in Tuscaloosa with you because she wants, according to her, you want to go tailgating. Right, Mama? Speaker 1 (1:11) Yeah, I am not wanting to. If I live, I'm going to do it. Speaker 3 (1:13) So you're going to tailgate. Yeah. Speaker 1 (1:16) And Speaker 3 (1:16) what are you going to do when all of them try to give you a beer? Speaker 1 (1:19) I don't drink. You don't drink? No, I'm just going stag. Speaker 2 (1:24) We'll give you what you had at that hotel that one time. Speaker 1 (1:27) Oh, when she fell into the bushes? Well, I don't need that to fall into the bush, as y'all say. Well, what are you going to do if they try to give you a joint? A joint? I don't even smoke, so I don't do joints either. Speaker 3 (1:41) You don't do joints either? Speaker 1 (1:42) No, and I don't take pills, so I'm just me. I'm just going to have a good time. Well, Speaker 3 (1:48) you got to be careful. I'm going to somehow slip a roofie in your, that's the date right there. They're not going to send me no Speaker 1 (1:51) roofie because I'm not going to drink anything or eat anything from them. So I'm good. Speaker 3 (1:56) Grayson, I need you to adhere to that. When these girls come around, you don't take, you don't eat anything from them? Speaker 1 (2:02) Don't drink anything Speaker 3 (2:03) from them. Speaker 1 (2:05) And don't be kissing them. They might have something in their mouth. Speaker 3 (2:07) She said don't be kissing them. They might have something in their mouth. Speaker 3 (2:12) Because these cats are killing today. Speaker 2 (2:14) It's hard for me to say no to a short wand. Speaker 3 (2:17) Oh, well, go ahead. Oh, hello, Dolly. Speaker 1 (2:20) Let's say hello, Dolly. Well, I don't care about all that. Speaker 1 (2:28) One today and one next week. Did you hear you're getting ready as Speaker 2 (2:31) far? What, son? Speaker 2 (2:35) Only me and you know Speaker 3 (2:37) what Dolly Speaker 2 (2:38) means. Speaker 3 (2:39) Yes, that's right. And then this whole time. Thanks for talking about Dolly Parton. I know it. Well, I don't really care. Grayson, you know that Nashville, they're doing a whole nine to five, you know, for her movie, nine to five. And so they're shutting down Broadway. All the bars are going to be lit up pink. They're going to do a firework show. All the fireworks are pink. And they're donating to her book club, her library. Speaker 2 (3:12) That's amazing. So you should bring Dolly to see Dolly. Speaker 3 (3:16) I should. Yes. Working 9 to 5. Because you know Chad's all over it. He's all over this whole thing with Dolly because he's been grieving as much as everyone else. He's a Speaker 1 (3:31) faithful fan. Speaker 3 (3:32) Yes, he is. Now, you love Chad, right? Yeah. Do you? I do love him. Yeah, because people that Speaker 1 (3:39) love someone, they support their careers. I support all these young kids and old kids. But, Mama, you don't support Chad because Chad. is a realtor and he's also Speaker 3 (3:52) a hairdresser. I know, but I'm not buying a house. You go to Great Clips to get a $6 haircut because you think that you're not going to pay for Speaker 1 (4:02) high dollar haircuts. Well, Chad, the reason I don't call Chad is because when y'all was on y'all's cruise, he cut my hair. He would never take anything from me. Right, Speaker 3 (4:14) because he's a good soul. Speaker 1 (4:15) So I felt bad. So I just kind of. Well, Speaker 3 (4:18) you don't Speaker 1 (4:18) feel bad when I pay for it. Well, that's your money, not mine. Speaker 2 (4:25) Mama, you've just turned into Speaker 1 (4:27) a... You don't know a Speaker 2 (4:27) bad one. It's Speaker 1 (4:27) your money. Right, exactly. Listen, Chad would do anything for me. I could call him anytime. But when he would cut, I'd call him. He'd cut my hair. He would never take nothing from me. Always brought me lunch and cut my hair. Chad. Speaker 3 (4:46) Ho, you do not bring me lunch, and you charge me to do my hair. So why did you bring Mama lunch when I was on my extended cruise? Because, he said, Speaker 1 (4:57) you're just like my grandmama. You always give me good advice. You're always here to listen to me, and I love you. And, Nanny, you won't ever owe me anything to cut your hair. But, Mama, you could have afforded to pay him. But why didn't he wouldn't take my money? That's why I quit him. You quit him. But now you're Speaker 3 (5:17) back with him. Speaker 1 (5:18) Well, it's because you Speaker 3 (5:19) are you going to flip? Are you Speaker 1 (5:20) going to flip? Are you going to pay? Well, he's cut my hair is all I can tell you. Speaker 3 (5:26) Well, and I'm listen, I'm happy to pay. Well, that's OK. I'm happy. Speaker 1 (5:29) I have a haircut every six, seven weeks. I'm good. You Speaker 3 (5:32) need it for that. No, Speaker 1 (5:33) because it Speaker 3 (5:34) gets so big. It looks like a Q-tip. Speaker 2 (5:37) This is kind of off topic. But I'm golfing with my favorite YouTuber today. Who Speaker 1 (5:44) are you golfing with? Speaker 2 (5:45) His name's Big John. Speaker 1 (5:48) Big Bad John. Big Speaker 2 (5:49) Bad John. Speaker 1 (5:50) Just Speaker 2 (5:50) a warning. He is a little bit of a degenerate. Well, then he's going to be in good company. He came to Tuscaloosa and reached out to me and followed me. And I actually reached out to him first. And we're going to play golf today after this. Speaker 3 (6:07) I love that. Okay, well, that's great. I was going to say, where are you playing? But I'm not going to do that because I'm not going to put you on the spot for people to be bothered. But I love it. Did you see that invite that we got for Magic City where they're doing, if you ain't 280, you ain't Speaker 1 (6:22) a Speaker 3 (6:22) lady. And it's for women that's over 80. Speaker 1 (6:25) Well, that's a thing. Speaker 3 (6:27) Did you see that, Grayson? No, I didn't see that. So, Mama, are Speaker 1 (6:30) you Speaker 3 (6:30) going to do it? Speaker 1 (6:31) Yeah. So Speaker 3 (6:32) you're going to go to Magic City? Speaker 1 (6:33) Yeah, I'm 82. Oh, yeah. I fit right in. Speaker 3 (6:36) So you're going to drop it like it's hot? No. You're not? Speaker 1 (6:40) I just read a piece. Mama, I'm trying to get you some coins. I don't need no coins. Speaker 2 (6:45) Dad, I've had so many people say something about us talking about that Bama Boys podcast. Speaker 3 (6:53) Yeah. Well, because I'm going to I want to do this Bama Boy podcast with you and your friends, because I want to really get to the root of where these young men are today. I didn't say their root. I said the root of where y'all are today and how y'all view young girls versus how we viewed young girls. Because, you know, Mama, you've already said Speaker 1 (7:19) that. You're supposed to have respect for them because you know what? Someday you might have a daughter. So do you want them mistreated? No, you don't. So that's off limits Speaker 2 (7:29) for me. Do you know what else has gone viral, at least at Alabama and in my friend group? What? The clip of you saying serial cuddler. I have had so many people text me over that. Speaker 3 (7:42) Well, that's our little buddy Cannon. For all of y'all that don't know this. Cannon's the sweetest kid in the world, but he's a serial cuddler. You're going to see him on the wall in the post office. But he is a serial cuddler. And, you know, do you know what that means, Mama? No. That means that Cannon sleeps with these girls, but they don't do anything. He just cuddles with them. Speaker 1 (8:08) Well, I feel like that is a blessing, that you don't have to worry about your daughter going off with him. Speaker 3 (8:15) Well, I don't think Cannon wants that reputation. Well, Speaker 1 (8:17) that's okay. That's why I say he's good. So don't talk to me anymore about Speaker 2 (8:20) it. Cannon Speaker 1 (8:20) wants to go from a cuddler to Speaker 3 (8:22) a closer. Speaker 1 (8:22) Well, that's okay. To get married. Speaker 2 (8:25) I mean, I really, I honestly feel for him because I've never seen anything like it. Speaker 3 (8:32) Ever. Well, Speaker 2 (8:33) you Speaker 3 (8:33) know he's got a great personality. And Speaker 2 (8:36) it's not Speaker 3 (8:36) my choice either. That's the thing. And he takes a nap every day. Well, he does. I think he's still in his pre-K program. Well, I Speaker 1 (8:47) do too. And you take a nap too, Speaker 2 (8:49) Hush. I don't think you should be taking a nap. But in his defense. Speaker 2 (8:55) Canon really don't have much else to do. Speaker 2 (8:58) All Canada really does is Speaker 3 (9:00) fight Speaker 2 (9:01) back and forth with his ex-girlfriend, go to class, and take a nap. That's really about it. Speaker 3 (9:07) Well, there's a lot of cuddling in this world that needs to take Speaker 1 (9:10) place. Well, you know what? He could be doing a heck of a lot worse. Speaker 3 (9:14) Yes, Mama. So let me ask you something. Do you think it's bad when these boys go to college and then they start sharing their worm with everybody? It's a disgrace. Speaker 1 (9:24) It's shameful, isn't it? Yeah. Don't talk to me about that. I don't want to talk about that stuff. Well, Mom, we have to talk about it because it's the reality. Well, I'm just saying that you shouldn't do that. You should not be having— Well, think about it. When they have little girls and they love them dearly and then they send them off to college and they're out here partying and doing things they shouldn't be doing. Now, that's not good. That's not good. But let's talk about the boys. And the boys shouldn't take advantage of girls. But what about these girls that— I Speaker 3 (9:53) got a good group. Well, Speaker 1 (9:54) what about these girls that take advantage of the boys? I don't think the girls knock them down. Speaker 3 (10:00) You don't think the girls knock them down? Speaker 1 (10:02) No. Grayson, has any of those girls knocked you down? Speaker 3 (10:07) You've been pushed over quite a few times. Speaker 2 (10:11) I mean. Speaker 1 (10:12) Well, I won't be around when he has me a little great-granddaughter. You don't know. He might have one on the way. Well, if he does, maybe I'll get to live and see it. Hello, Dolly. Well, okay, go ahead. Speaker 1 (10:28) Y'all go ahead and do what y'all think is right and see where it gets you. Mama, I teach them right from wrong. I cannot. Did you teach me right from wrong? Talk to the hand. I don't want to hear this. Did you teach me right from wrong? I taught you, but you didn't do right. Speaker 3 (10:43) And, Speaker 1 (10:45) you know, maybe that's what you get paid back by. I don't know. Karma's a bitch now. I'm telling you right now. Well, Speaker 3 (10:51) then, if that's the case and you didn't do wrong, then why did I do wrong? I'm Speaker 1 (10:55) saying. Speaker 1 (10:57) I hadn't had karma on me yet. Speaker 3 (11:00) You have had karma because you said I was trash and Speaker 1 (11:02) whoring around when I was in school. Well, I said, if what you did, maybe you're getting paid back. Well, your kids are here Speaker 3 (11:09) whoring around. Speaker 1 (11:09) What I'm saying is Speaker 3 (11:10) that maybe you're getting paid back from some things that she hadn't told us. Speaker 1 (11:15) No, I ain't. Hog parlor? No, I ain't. Y'all just talk about all that crazy shit if you want to. I had never done anything, so I'm not worried about it. So you're not worried about it? No. Karma hadn't come knocking for me. Your sin shall find you out. Yeah. And they ain't found me out because I ain't done nothing. Speaker 1 (11:36) I have, and they have found me. Yeah, that's exactly right. My sins found me, that whore. Yeah, well, just quit talking about that. That's Speaker 3 (11:45) awful, my man. Speaker 1 (11:46) Yeah, I don't want to talk about it. Greg, what else are you doing in school besides studying and doing some things that you probably don't need to be doing? Speaker 2 (11:55) Well, I mean, between school and... Speaker 2 (11:59) That's really it. Speaker 3 (12:02) He works out. Well, I told him Speaker 1 (12:04) I want him to Speaker 3 (12:04) enjoy his school years. Don't you worry. He is. And Speaker 1 (12:08) I don't want him to go up there and be like a stick stuck in mud. He does Speaker 3 (12:13) not stick his in mud. No, I didn't talk about that. Speaker 1 (12:17) I'm talking about a stick. Speaker 1 (12:21) I thought you said... What weekend do you want me to come? Next weekend or the next one? Speaker 2 (12:28) The next one? Well, actually, we can't do the next one because that's an away game. That was the weekend I was thinking about us doing that podcast. Speaker 3 (12:37) Okay. Well, we're going to figure out the dates. You need to get with Aaron to figure out when. Because you know that your father is very busy in my new recording