Lions and Lillies and Jimmies... Oh My!!!

Two Sons and Me - PodcastOne

In this lighthearted episode of 'Two Sons and Me,' Todd, Grayson, and Nanny Faye dive into family memories, humor, and personal anecdotes. The conversation centers around a beloved pajama line called

Key takeaways

• The 'Sundays' pajama line has become a family tradition, symbolizing comfort and connection across generations.
• Todd's deep emotional bond with his childhood ducks reflects themes of nurturing and loss.

Main topics

• Family traditions around clothing (Sundays pajamas)
• Childhood memories of pets and animals

Notable quotes

"If you can't beat them, join them." – Todd on adopting the Sundays pajama lifestyle.

"I had Quacky, Daisy, and Lucy. And back in when I was growing up... they'd raise their little hands and bye-bye at them." – Todd recalling his beloved ducks.

Conclusion

The episode closes with warmth and humor, reaffirming the show's core theme: family,

Transcript preview

Speaker 2 (0:00) Welcome to Two Sons and Me. I'm Todd. I'm Grayson. Speaker 1 (0:03) And I'm Nanny Faye. Speaker 2 (0:05) Nanny Faye. I love having you. Speaker 1 (0:08) I really do. And Speaker 2 (0:09) I love Speaker 1 (0:09) being here to get to talk to all my fans and friends. Mom, Speaker 2 (0:13) this show's not just about you and your fans and friends. Speaker 1 (0:16) Well, it's mostly about me and my fans and my friends. Speaker 2 (0:20) I can hardly, I don't see anything over here except the Q-tip. Speaker 1 (0:24) Well, that's maybe it's all you need to see. Speaker 2 (0:27) Folks, I have to tell you, y'all have heard me ranting on Crystal Confessions 2.0 about this pajama line in my Sundays. And Savannah started with them years ago. Then Julie. Then it went to Chloe. Then it went to Mama. Well. It is the softest pajama that you will ever wear. And it's truly a wonderful product. But I started noticing every day, Julie, in these pajamas. And I said. why are you in these pajamas all the time? You need to put on clothes. No, I don't. I'm good in my pajamas. These are good. Savannah gets in her car, leaves her house, comes to the house in her Sundays. I said, this is not a wardrobe. These are pajamas. And I bitched about it for so long, trying to get them to dress that I just finally gave up. Well, if you can't beat them, join them. So. Mallory, who started in my Sundays, who is the sweetest, kindest soul in the world, felt bad for me and she started a men's line. This is my masculine look. Speaker 2 (1:48) Now, I love them. They're wonderful. They're the softest pajamas ever. And the camo is amazing for all the guys that do the hunting shit. You know, like goes to duck blinds and all that. And I'll tell you about my duck quacky when I was growing up. You know, I've Speaker 3 (2:05) been duck hunting a few times. Why would you go and kill ducks? I actually got a funny story about duck hunting. Did you kill them? Yeah, I did. Speaker 2 (2:12) Grayson, I had pet ducks. Why would you kill a duck? Speaker 3 (2:15) You know what waders are? Speaker 2 (2:18) In a restaurant. Look up picture wires. What is it? Those. Speaker 3 (2:24) Oh. Speaker 1 (2:26) Those. Yeah, you can put your ducks in. You got to Speaker 3 (2:29) get in those. Speaker 1 (2:30) Because Speaker 3 (2:30) we were in. You're sticking ducks in there? No, you can Speaker 1 (2:34) put them in Speaker 3 (2:35) your pocket. No, you don't put your ducks in there. Speaker 1 (2:41) So I'm talking Speaker 2 (2:42) about some of the dumbest shit. Speaker 1 (2:43) Well, I thought that's what they call those things. No. Look, so we were out Speaker 3 (2:49) there. Is that you? Yeah. We were in the water. With snakes. But my friend Mason was in there and he didn't know he had a hole in the bottom of his waders. Spell this for me. Waders. I don't know how to spell it. W-A-D Speaker 2 (3:10) -E-R-S. Speaker 3 (3:12) But so we were in the water and Mason goes, man, I feel like wet. Like what's going on? Water comes seeping through his waders and he starts sinking. Because it's bringing you down. Yeah. I had to pull him out of his waders and pull him out of the water and he almost drowned. Speaker 2 (3:32) So that's why I tell you to stop doing all that crazy shit. It's nature. Let them live their life. Your life is in the concrete jungle. Theirs is out in the woods. Speaker 3 (3:42) We were popping them out of the sky. Speaker 2 (3:47) Killing the ducks. Speaker 2 (3:50) I hope you break out all over your body. I hope that when you do have sexual intercourse that you catch a scratching disease. Speaker 3 (3:59) You know, my duck's at the taxidermy right now. Speaker 2 (4:02) You won't never bring no duck killed in my house. You know, I had a duck, folks. Bless his little heart. His name was Quacky. I had Quacky, Daisy, and Lucy. And back in when I was growing up in the little town that I lived in, there was a place called Harper's Five and Dime. You remember it? I do. And Easter would come around and they would have these little dyed chickens, little baby chickens. They'd be green and whatever the Easter colors were. And then they'd have the ducks. Well, I never really liked the chickens. I only liked the ducks. Speaker 2 (4:37) You know, a lot of people, when they would get them, the chickens didn't live and the ducks didn't either. They'd die. Mine never died because I took care of mine. And Mama, did I, when I went somewhere, the dim ducks not follow me like a dog? Yeah, Speaker 1 (4:50) they get out there and they just... little ducks would go right behind him and Randy. Speaker 2 (4:56) Everywhere I went. And they got so big because they were full grown white ducks when they were big. And I had this thing out in the backyard that I had built to keep them in there. And Mama said, you're going to have to turn them ducks loose. They got to go up to Cecil's and put them in the lake. That's not being nice to them, Todd. Ducks is meant to be in the water. Speaker 2 (5:23) And I cried and cried and cried. Speaker 1 (5:27) They went up there and put them out at the dock and they started swimming away and they'd raise their little hands and bye-bye at them. Speaker 2 (5:35) The ducks didn't have no hands. Speaker 1 (5:38) You and Randy would be waving at the ducks. But Speaker 2 (5:41) do you know that Grace and I put them out there and they'd circle around and come back to where I was standing. But then they said, fuck it, I'm leaving him. And then they went on with their life. Speaker 2 (5:54) They stayed Speaker 1 (5:55) for a long time, don't you remember? Y'all go feed them and Cecil would feed them. Speaker 2 (5:59) I love them so much. And now you're out here killing their ancestors. That is horrible. That is horrible. Speaker 1 (6:06) Yeah, I remember the first ones that Papa ever bought y'all. You know, I worked on the night shift and he called. He said, I left two little ducks out there on the porch. And I said, what'd you buy ducks for? He said, well, they called me this morning wanting them, so I went up there and bought them. Speaker 2 (6:24) That was my Papa Chrisley. Speaker 1 (6:25) Yeah. See, Papas, even back then, they still tried to buy them what they wanted. Speaker 2 (6:33) You know, it was the thing for me because I was always very nurturing. I took care of things. And my ducks always lived and I'd have to turn them loose. And so I'm kind of partial to ducks. And on my new farm, I'm going to have baby ducks because I have two ponds. But going back to in my Sundays, folks, this is the best pajama. I'm going to have to talk to Mallory about all of her metrosexual customers that are going to need more than just the camo. I think that this season she did for the manly men and next season she's going to have to do for all the rest of us. And the nannies. I mean, yours is trimmed out in pink. Speaker 1 (7:22) Well, I got pink Uggs to go with mine. Speaker 3 (7:25) Nanny's got custom. And you've got Speaker 2 (7:27) Nanny Faye on your Speaker 1 (7:28) pocket. I don't know. Speaker 2 (7:30) They don't ever mess up doing something for me. Mallory. Mama, did you say where Mallory had her grandmother's 90th birthday party? And there was over a hundred? Ancestors. And let's just not go back. Quit acting like you're working for the Smithsonian. Well. She had a hundred nieces, nephews, grandkids that showed up for her party. Oh, Lord. So they all Speaker 1 (7:59) lived to be old. Speaker 2 (8:00) Yes. Yes. And she looks so good. But this in my Sundays, you guys need to follow Mallory Irving so you can kind of see what her life is like. But this is the sweetest girl in the world. She has her children. She runs her life. She's got an amazing husband, Kyle. I Speaker 3 (8:19) love her husband. Speaker 2 (8:20) Yes. He's a wonderful guy. Speaker 2 (8:23) They are literally the epitome of the American dream. They're the epitome of the Ozzie and Harriet, Harriet, leave it to beaver, all American dream. And she came up with this years ago and it's now a huge business. I need one of y'all to do that. I know. I mean, maybe not still her idea of them in my Sundays, but I have joined the ranks of the rest of my family. So if after four o'clock, You come to my house. I will be in my Sundays, whether it's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday. So everyone loves you on Two Sons and Me. It started out with me and Chase and Grayson, and now Chase has gone on to do his own thing. So now you're here. So people were asking you, how are you going to change the name? And I said, we're not changing it because it's still Two Sons and Me. It's me, my son, and you. Speaker 1 (9:21) That's right. Speaker 2 (9:21) So we're going to leave it the way that it is. But people love you. And I've known this forever since Chris knows best, that you literally are a fan favorite. I mean, people love you. Speaker 1 (9:33) Because I'm just Speaker 2 (9:34) me. Right. Which is? Speaker 1 (9:38) I tell it like it is. She's just nanny. And I just want you to be good and be prosperous. Right. And always be kind. And listen, I'm nanny to the world. And I'm proud of it. Right. And all these kids say, I wish you was my nanny. I said, I am your nanny. I'm everybody's nanny. Oh, Speaker 2 (9:57) that's so Speaker 1 (9:57) sweet. I Speaker 2 (9:59) love that. Speaker 3 (10:00) No Speaker 1 (10:01) one's ever been mean to me. All these young kids, the elderly. Speaker 1 (10:08) But I love you. How old Speaker 2 (10:10) do you have to be in order to be elderly? What do you think that number is? Speaker 1 (10:13) Well, I don't know. It depends on how you feel. But you know, they are. You Speaker 2 (10:18) are 82 in two months. Speaker 1 (10:21) Well, I guess they call me elderly, but I don't feel elderly. Speaker 2 (10:26) So like, how do you feel overall? Speaker 1 (10:29) I feel like I did when I was 30. Speaker 2 (10:32) Mama. Speaker 1 (10:34) Listen, the only thing, you know, the COVID got my leg. But other than that, nothing else is wrong with me. I'm still able to get up and go and do. COVID got me. They lied about it. Maybe take a shot. Speaker 3 (10:50) Manny, I plead the fifth. Speaker 1 (10:52) Well, I'm just saying. Speaker 2 (10:53) COVID got the leg. Folks, COVID got the leg. If you don't take nothing from this episode today, you just need to know that COVID and Fauci took her leg. Speaker 1 (11:03) That's right, and I'm due some compensation. Really? Speaker 2 (11:07) Compensation or compensation? Speaker 1 (11:09) Compensation. Well, whatever you want to call it, I need something. I don't need him. I feel. You Speaker 2 (11:16) don't need him pleading to fail? No, because Speaker 1 (11:17) I know what was wrong with me. Nothing's ever been wrong with me. Oh, you got to take that shot, Nanny. You're the oldest one on the show. You got to take a shot. We got to take care of you. Oh, dummy me. I wouldn't give in to it. And I told you Speaker 2 (11:31) not to do it. Speaker 1 (11:32) I said, Speaker 2 (11:35) Mama, none of us are taking it. And then you said, Todd, I've been thinking about it and it's on the news and they're saying the elderly need it. See, the Speaker 3 (11:43) network Speaker 1 (11:43) kept on at me. Speaker 3 (11:44) They tried to give it to the elderly for population control. Yeah, Speaker 1 (11:47) to kill them. But I was strong enough to where all it affected was my leg. So you sweated them Speaker 2 (11:54) out. Speaker 1 (11:54) I sweated them out. And look at all the elderly that died from it. Speaking of Speaker 2 (12:00) that, did you see where Fauci testified in front of the Senate or Congress and he pled the fifth 111 Speaker 1 (12:09) times? So now give that a bunch of lies in there somewhere. First Speaker 2 (12:11) of Speaker 1 (12:11) all, why are you pleading the fifth when you have a full pardon? You got a full pardon. Why are you pleading the court? Because Speaker 2 (12:17) he was afraid they was going to catch him in his testimony on something else that he wasn't pardoned for. Speaker 1 (12:21) So they had to get Biden to give him a pardon before he even was... It wasn't him. Speaker 2 (12:26) It Speaker 1 (12:26) was the auto court. Speaker 3 (12:28) He Speaker 2 (12:28) don't Speaker 1 (12:28) even know the truth. Speaker 2 (12:30) He don't know how to tell the truth. No. Speaker 3 (12:31) He was getting people to sign up for cash gifts for him. Speaker 2 (12:37) Yeah, I saw that. Speaker 1 (12:38) But Speaker 2 (12:38) do you feel like that you were misled? Certainly. Do you think the Speaker 1 (12:45) country Speaker