"I Don't Want a Pen Pal"

Two Sons and Me - PodcastOne

A chaotic, emotionally charged episode of 'Two Sons and Me' features Todd and his sons Savannah and Grayson in a playful yet tense game of 'Which Kid Did It,' revealing deep family dynamics. The conversation spirals into

Key takeaways

• Family humor masks unresolved emotional tension

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Welcome to two sons and me. I'm Todd. I'm Savannah. Grayson. And we're here today to do some kind of podcast that's going to have an event or something that my kids are doing that's a surprise or that I don't know about. It's not a surprise. You just think that you know everything and so we Savannah, myself and Grayson came up with a list of things that you definitely do not know about. And we're going to educate you a little bit since you know everything. And we're going to educate you a little bit. know everything. I thought we were finally having an intervention with him. Y'all ain't got the backbone to intervene with me. Well with that being said folks, you know I don't like surprises. Whoa! Oh, you're so scary. This is called Which Kid did it. It's between Savannah, Grayson, and Chase. Todd, you're going to guess as we go around after they say it. But we're not telling you the answers till the end. So you're going to have to sit with these egregious things your children did for the whole game until it's over. And And this is the which kid did it. It's called which kid did it. It's only between Chase Savannah and Grayson. Okay. But they're gonna read they're each gonna read one. I'm randomly giving them one of the things that was said they don't even know each others and then y'all are gonna guess. Okay? So Grayson your first here comes to your phone. Which one of us got so drunk they missed a flight and had to stay with an X? With an X? be Savannah. Wow. Wow. Throwing shade at Savannah, she doesn't ever circle back. Wow, I wasn't expecting that. I thought he was but to hammer your ass. Don't worry, it's coming. Your turn, Chase. charge. Savannah. Savannah. Damn. I don't like this. You can just dog me out. I can be the one that takes it. I know Savannah did that with a speeding ticket. That's not a misdemeanor. It was with what she did. That is a misdemeanor. And it was over in Gwinnett County. Because I had someone messaged me to ask me if I was okay. and end up being a family friend of yours. I pray to God it was you for the first time in my life. Yeah because you was sending Dick Picks there for a while. No it wasn't. So yeah it was you. Me? Yeah, dirty Dave, it was you. No, just this is where the craziness in your brain, you want it to be me. But it. Go ahead. Which one of us got back with two Xs at the same time and hit it from everyone? Well you do circle back. You're a circle back King. Not anymore. Not anymore. Not anymore. But I'd say you. Okay. I'd say you. Which one of us got back with two Xs at the same time? You. You're 143 and got out of it because of flirting. Savannah? That one was obvious. That was not Savannah. It was. Was you flirting with the officer? A hundred forty three? You got something to tell us? I ain't going back. Okay. Chase? You ain't going back to your private room. It was not a private room, Grison, the bench was this big. I couldn't even lay down. Was anybody else in the room? No. No, because they didn't want to put them in danger. Oh, oh my God. Which one of us got caught using your photo as their profile picture on a dating app? I Don't know. Well guess what you still don't? Grayson did you do something? I don't have to that. It's my name too. No it's not. Do you have my last name? I'm adopted. That makes sense because I'm the only healthy one. Shut up bitch. All right, Gray. Which one of us got lost at a theme park and had to be paged over the intercom and was making out with someone in the bathroom? Why do you look at me? I have got the sorriest, trashy-is youngans that has ever hit the high, that has literally ever hit the screen. Clearly do not take parental advice from me because I have raised some of the biggest whores that this country has ever had. What was the question again? Which one of us got lost at a theme park and had to be paged over the intercom because they were making out with someone in a bathroom. Well, it wouldn't have been you because we've never lost you. So it hadn't been to one of your trashy ass siblings. Oh, now we're trashy. Yeah, y'all are trashy. You are two. No, I'm not trashy. I'm going to your word there. That's pretty trashy. That's pretty trashy. We are trash. No, I said, you said, you said, I guess I'm not trash. I mean, you're word there. Which one of us lied about knowing. a boat and took off the end of an entire dock that Savannah had to pay for it. Well I would say if Savannah paid for it she did it. Unless no, never mind you because she's covered for your shit forever. So yeah, Grayson did that. I haven't even been on a boat. You're on a boat two weeks ago. I was. I didn't drive it. Which one of us got into a fender bender and gas lit the other person to thinking that? it was their fault. That could have been any of us. Yeah, be honest with you because all three of your liars. So that could have absolutely been any of you. But Chase is good at gas lighting. What? Yes. Yes. You do have a skill with that. You can gaslight this shit. Chase is a professional arsonist when it comes to that. Arsonist. That's setting fires, you dumb. And that's what you did. You did. You idiot. Yes. I don't. How's. You. You. You idiot. You. You did. You. You. You. You. You. You. You did. every place on fire with your passive aggressiveness. I'm not passive aggressive. That is you, God Regina. You texted me the other day out of the blue and said, what the fuck is your problem? I was kidding. I was kidding. Gaslighting. Gaslighting. Gaslighting. It's not gaslighting. It's usually from him. You don't answer the phone, so I have to say that to get a response. That's manipulation, not gaslighting. What's the question again? No, it said, Gaslighting. You said it could have been anyone. The defender bender. Yeah. Savannah's not really a big gaslighter, though. But in Savannah, I'll lie about a car. So that's why it makes it really up in the air. Savannah doesn't lie about cars anymore. She's rich. Yeah, but damn, let her tear on shit up. She does. She doesn't care. She literally just went and got that Ferrari and then sends me a picture the other day. That was not her fault. That was a pothole. I don't hear it. She buys a black Ferrari and then I get a picture the other day it's white now. She said it wrapped. Yeah. And Rims. It's sick. I haven't seen it yet. I'm sure it's so sick. Okay. Next. You just sound jealous. You sound jealous. You sound. You sound. You sound. You sound. You sound. You sound. You sound. You sound. You sound. You sound. You sound. You sound. You sound. You're Dad you wish the devil is a lie. Well you are the devil so that makes sense. Go ahead. Say you're sorry. No go ahead. I will not I will not move. Watch this. It's my turn. It's my turn and I'm not getting skipped over I get skipped over at home. I get skipped over in life. This is my show. I wouldn't go that far. Read the comments. Read the comments. You are a whore for the comments. Because it's the only time you get validation in it. That's. That's the. That's the only time you're the I would hate to know that my validation comes from people I have never met before. They probably never will. I'm going to fly them all out because they love me more than you do. So shut up. But spirit's gone. So, f- already had banged the bachelor bachelorette on the show. I already know who it does. Well that could be you are Savannah. I am. Shut up. I'm born again. Yeah, you might be born again today, but she wasn't born again then. Which one of us got caught cheating by making out with someone and being seen on the jumbotron at a professional sports game? That'd have been you. I did not do that. what my baby over here. No. Great, great, but never. No. You'd see it on Tik-talk if I did it. There you go. Okay, Todd. So none of those were supposed to be true. They were all supposed to be fake. That was the whole game. I tried to think of the craziest things on for us.