TJG: RHOSLC S7 E2!

Two Judgey Girls

The hosts dive into the second episode of RHOSLC Season 7, focusing heavily on the new cast taglines and the interpersonal friction within t

Key takeaways

• Lisa Barlow's new tagline is 'You can kick it off and be Lisa Barlow.'
• Heather Gay's tagline, 'I don't kiss and tell. I publish and sell,' is viewed by the hosts as leaning into a villain persona.

Main topics

• RHOSLC Season 7 Taglines
• Lisa Barlow on Watch What Happens Live

Notable quotes

You can kick it off and be Lisa Barlow.

Conclusion

A critical look at the evolving dynamics and potential 'fakeness' of t

Transcript preview

Speaker 1 (0:15) Welcome back to Two Judgy Girls. Speaker 2 (0:17) This is Mary from the Bay. And it's Courtney from L.A. Are you guys sick of us yet? This is pod number, I think, six or seven. Seven if you're a Patreon member. Six if you're just here regularly with us. But maybe you're here because you love Lisa Barlow as much as we do. Speaker 1 (0:36) Mary, did you watch her on Watch What Happens Speaker 2 (0:38) Live? Speaker 1 (0:38) I saw the clips and Andy was like, oh my gosh, she is so delusional. He could not hide what he was thinking. He's like, oh, good butter. Mm-hmm. Good butter. She must be talking about that Kerry Gold, obviously. That is the good butter. Speaker 2 (0:55) Maybe she has butter from France shipped to her. She Speaker 1 (0:59) probably does. Wait, do you have a butter that you use? No. I Speaker 2 (1:05) don't use butter that often. Speaker 1 (1:07) Okay, so I love Kerrygold. I absolutely think it's the best. However, I won't necessarily bake with Kerrygold. I would do maybe a different, not as expensive. Speaker 2 (1:20) Yeah, because it's just getting melted. But Speaker 1 (1:22) oh my gosh, a fresh piece of sourdough toast and a little Kerrygold butter, the salted kind, obviously. Speaker 1 (1:34) That's honestly like a three o'clock snack of bread and butter. I love it. It's delicious. Speaker 2 (1:42) I like to, when she's like, yeah, I make a five cheese grilled cheese. He's like, can you name the cheeses? And she goes, um, no, she was having the time of her life. She was making me laugh so hard. It's such a different light of Lisa Barlow. I feel because she's not on her back foot in this season right now. She's coming off of a great run on ultimate girls trip. And she was having fun. I think Andy was also like, Lisa, this is a 22 minute show. Speaker 2 (2:07) He would be like, okay, Blair Underwood, does Lisa Barlow know this person? And then she'd have to give a full response of why she didn't know them, but how much she loves that person. And I was giggling because John Barlow, he's on peptides. Speaker 1 (2:20) She's like, well, you know, Charlie XCX, they met because she did her movie premiere at the Vita Tequila Lounge. John Barlow met her and she was into his muscles because John is on peptides now. Andy's sitting there like. What? How did we? I just asked you if you met Charlie XCX and I got this entire story. I loved it. I loved it. It kind of reminds me of us. Speaker 2 (2:45) Yes, very much so. I think Andy would think we were also delusional, but also like be weirdly entertained by us. Maybe he doesn't necessarily like us, but he likes what we provide. I hope so. And I hope everyone listening does too. John Barlow to me now is the new Harry Hamlin. So, like, it's not John. It's John Barlow. Sure. Speaker 1 (3:07) Well, I mean, Lisa B. She's Speaker 2 (3:08) Lisa B. I'm like, is Speaker 1 (3:10) there another Lisa on the cast? Well, it's Apreski with Lisa B. So it rhymes. You Speaker 2 (3:15) know, Apreski with me. Apreski with LB. Apreski with baby G. Literally, Speaker 1 (3:22) I was like, is there another Lisa I don't know about? And now she's going by Lisa B. Because I was also confused because... Is Kwai's name Ashley or is Ashley Kwai? They are the same person. Her last name is Kwai. Got it. I did not get that. I Speaker 2 (3:39) will say, because everybody's been calling her Kwai, somebody did a list of all the housewives. And I'm like. who the hell is Ashley? Because we hadn't met her until this episode. So I'm like, Ashley. And then I finally realized as watching this episode, oh, she's Ashley Kwai. Okay, this will be confusing. But at the same time, if we can call Lisa Baby G and we have other nicknames for people, we can get through this. Speaker 1 (4:03) Also going back to being wrong on things, I asked Michael last night about Julianne Hough's dress. Immediately said gold. I'm like, I know. I said, Michael, I see the same thing as you. Courtney told me it was green. Speaker 2 (4:16) Isn't Michael colorblind? He is. He Speaker 1 (4:19) is. But I can see the bright primary colors. I know what those are. Speaker 2 (4:24) Well, and then I started thinking you refuse to admit that you are Speaker 1 (4:27) ginger and it could be a colorblind thing. Okay. First of all, we can tell from my sperm eyebrows photo. I am strawberry blonde. That is full redhead. Okay. Okay. Maybe red. Maybe Speaker 2 (4:41) red. Speaker 1 (4:42) And I've slowly over the years gotten blonder and blonder and blonder. But I am sorry. My child is a toehead. And it's crazy. I will say, at the beginning, he was brown. Then I would say it went a little strawberry. Right now, he is full-blown, blonde, blue-eyed, baby, gorgeous. And what did they tell you at daycare today about him? They told me he has a big personality. I'm like, oh my God. I'm like, I have a feeling this isn't a compliment. Speaker 2 (5:15) No, I think it's just he's got a big personality. And I said, well, yeah, he's mostly Mahoney. Thank you, Michael, for donating what you did. But I would say he definitely takes after his mom. And then I thought she hasn't heard of two Speaker 1 (5:27) judgy girls yet because Speaker 2 (5:28) she would know. Speaker 1 (5:31) A lot of people keep asking me, oh, are you going to have the second? I'm like, I have two babies in this one child. I don't think people understand. He is not a normal baby. And I've thought this the whole time. And now I've confirmed it based on this one person telling me he has a big personality. And then, you know, a lot of older women come up to me and say, he's all boy. He's all boy. Anyways, moving on, because last night we finally got the taglines. You can kick it off and be Lisa Barlow. Speaker 2 (6:00) Wow. I love that. Thank you. Okay. I put a song in my heart to replace the knife in my back. I kind Speaker 1 (6:08) of liked it. So also last night, Andy on Watch What Happens Live asked her who she liked to do a duet with. And her number one person is Dua Lipa. die if someone did something with her. Are her and the Countess going to do something? When is her new single dropping? Soon, right? Soon. It Speaker 2 (6:25) has to be. But I do love the longevity of Baby Gorgeous. It's such a good song. It really is. I wish she sang Speaker 1 (6:32) this as her tagline. That would have added a little extra pizzazz. Speaker 2 (6:38) Yeah, I'm not crazy about it. Overall, I'm not crazy about these taglines, but it is what it is. Let's move on to the next. Speaker 1 (6:47) Okay. Heather Gay. I don't kiss and tell. I publish and sell. And I'm like, that makes you feel like the villain. I Speaker 2 (6:55) don't kiss and tell because, like, we've never had a dating storyline until her hired for boyfriend Speaker 1 (6:59) this season. Speaker 2 (7:01) Okay. Speaker 1 (7:02) I don't think he's hired. I think he's there for the wrong reasons. Okay. And going back to Tripp. There's a lot on TikTok right now about how he got married in 2017, maybe. And there's just like a lot of buzz going around about him. And none of it is good. The Speaker 2 (7:24) rumor is when Heather mentioned that he was texting other girls in their previous relationship dating, that it was actually him texting his. wife that he married that they divorced. It sounds either between 2023 and 2025. So it might have just been he went from that wife back to Heather. He's not good. Speaker 1 (7:41) Okay. I just know it. I Speaker 2 (7:43) get bad vibes. Vroom vroom on that motorcycle. I know it's not good news for Heather. Speaker 1 (7:48) Also, that motorcycle reminded me of an e-bike. That's what it was. Speaker 2 (7:53) You went from dirt bike Speaker 1 (7:55) to e-bike. I see these kids in Golden Gate Park. And their e-bikes looked nicer than his motorcycle. Once again, I know nothing about motorcycles. I just feel like for that moment, she could have rented a Harley Davidson for the day. She Speaker 2 (8:09) could have borrowed Speaker 1 (8:10) Justin's. Something. Yeah. Speaker 2 (8:13) Okay, let's go on with Mary's. In my darkest times, I found the light. This is good. I think it's perfect. Beautiful. Loved it. Speaker 1 (8:22) Okay, Whitney. She can't get away from using that last name, which won't be her last name anymore. But anyways, I've always been a rose, but now I'm in full bloom. She hasn't Speaker 2 (8:33) always Speaker 1 (8:34) been a rose. She was Speaker 2 (8:34) married before. It's not her maiden name. She hasn't always been a rose. It's just tough. Speaker 1 (8:40) It's tough. This is my favorite. Speaker 2 (8:42) Meredith Marks. This year, I'm turning up the bass and showing off my new face. She said, I am getting a cost per announcement here. The more I say I get a facelift, the more I get to take off the price I paid for it. Speaker 1 (9:01) When the girls keep talking about her wig this week, which I had noticed the previous week, they are all so funny in the confessional. Whitney's like, well, her wig. And the producer's like, so she never admitted to having a wig. Speaker 2 (9:15) I love it, though, because Meredith is like, oh, no, I definitely got a facelift. Like, yeah, no, I'm tight. I'm high. I'm doing it. Not high with drugs. Speaker 1 (9:23) Right. I actually noticed that she specifically is not drinking and she's blaming it on the facelift. But I think she's a true professional. And she's like, I'm not going to get in trouble with these women about drinking pills. I'm eliminating that from the conversation by not drinking. And I don't think we will see her drink the entire season. What do you think? I Speaker 2 (9:44) think Speaker 1 (9:45) we will. I think she's maybe still on antibiotics or pain pills. Speaker 2 (9:48) It's Speaker 1 (9:48) only been a month. Speaker 2 (9:49) I Speaker 1 (9:50) do see that that is the route, though. And I Speaker 2 (9:52) think that it's going to be more focused on Whitney's sobriety than we will be on Meredith's. Angie. I have a sharp tongue, but it never Speaker 1 (10:02) makes for a dull moment. It was dull. That's dull. Yeah, it Speaker 2 (10:07) was Speaker 1 (10:07) pretty dull. Speaker 2 (10:08) Yeah. Yeah. And then Bronwyn. You collect rumors while I'm collecting designers. Hmm. Speaker 1 (10:16) Yeah, that's just meth for me. Speaker 2 (10:18) Who's you? Who is that being said towards? Me? Speaker 1 (10:21) Or the other Speaker 2 (10:22) women? Speaker 1 (10:23) Mm-hmm. All of us. Speaker 2 (10:24) Okay. The designers think, sure, she's going to give looks. That will be, like, the highlight of traders with her will be what she's serving in Scotland. I'm excited to see what she does. She always has something, whether it's costume or couture, unclear. But... Usually I'm Speaker 1 (10:39) excited to see what Bronwyn's going to be wearing. Agreed. Speaker 2 (10:43) Excited's not the right word. Speaker 1 (10:44) Intrigued. Curious. Curious. Thank you. Thank you. Overall, just okay. Speaker 1 (10:54) I Speaker 2 (10:54) kind Speaker 1 (10:54) of enjoyed them. I think Lisa's is good. I liked Meredith's. I think Heather's is a bit salacious. Speaker 2 (11:01) Okay. I do want to say that I love the new photos that they finally have taken for this. Bronwyn's is really cute because she's standing in front of like a crescent moon. And I don't know why, like with her outfit, I think it's a really cute background. And then also Bronwyn is the center snowflake. Speaker 1 (11:18) Ooh, chills, chills. Bravo? does like her. She gets to go on Traders. She got to do the football thing. Speaker 2 (11:28) I Speaker 1 (11:29) feel like they're investing money in her, and I really would love to see her be on a fashion police. Speaker 2 (11:36) I agree. I think that there is definitely a place for Bronwyn, for Chanel, Ion. I think that they definitely should be doing that, especially because you have E! that does that. And we've said E! is not part of NBCUniversal anymore. You could do something on Bravo for that. We would watch. And I think that they have these reality stars who are interested in certain aspects that are greater than Bravo. So fashion, sports, these type of things where you can get that viewership to come in. We will watch them do this. Speaker 1 (12:05) I mean, what if it's Paige, Ciara, Bronwyn, and Chanel? Speaker 2 (12:10) That would be great. I don't think Paige is coming back. I think that they're doing too big of things now. Also, Speaker 1 (12:15) we have to congratulate them. What an inspiration for us. They have a huge SiriusXM deal. $150 million, people are saying. These two girls that started out on this reality TV show, I mean, props to Speaker 2 (12:28) them. Speaker 1 (12:31) Kyle made them by saying, what are you, the giggly squad over there? Speaker 2 (12:35) I am truly inspired Speaker 1 (12:37) by them. So goals. Great. Well, let's take a break and come back with the episode. Speaker 2 (12:45) What did you think about Kwai? I Speaker 1 (12:48) really like her. You know who she kind of looks like? This is kind of a weird one. Okay. Michael Scott's girlfriend in the office. Like Jan? Jan. Yes. Laura Harden. Yes. Speaker 2 (13:03) Okay. Can you see it? Speaker 1 (13:04) Can you see it? If Speaker 2 (13:05) I squint really hard. Speaker 1 (13:07) Okay. Speaker 2 (13:10)