#361 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.27.26

The John Clay Wolfe Show - John Clay Wolfe

The John Clay Wolfe Show celebrates its 20th anniversary at Gas Monkey Ice House in Dallas, featuring live banter, throwback clips, and a major announcement about the show's future. The hosts share humorous stories of pa

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• Celebrating 20 years of radio with a big anniversary event

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Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. America's largest weekend morning show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. The John Clay Wolf Show. I'm going to be a fan. The John Clay Wolf show. I'm going to be a big fan. Tell you what, if it's Saturday morning, must be time for the John Clay Wolf show. So here we are a big chair. A taller. You are a big chair. But you look. Might be nice. My friend, J. fully staffed. The Colonel Mike Turley is here with us. What is up? And DJ Pre-K is on location. Oh I look back. I'm in the party baby. Wait for that, brother. Pre-K is going to be in the chat room all day. Reporting live. I'm watching y'all. Oh zero. Yes. And the archives too. Yeah, yeah for show. We got some throwback clips that we're gonna get to. I mean it's 20 years. It's a celebration. It's a celebration. It's a celebration. I got a question for you. You've been known to drink occasionally back in the old days. Did you ever meet a famous person when you were too drunk to meet him? Have you, can you think of any story where you're? Yeah. A ton of people. Probably, probably a time or two. Like, yeah. Sammy Kershaw was an up-and-coming singer when I was pretty young in radio, 91. I know. She's beautiful. Right. Yeah. And I did, I did, I brought the stage. I opened the stage. I opened the stage. I opened the stage. Saturday night, a place called The Rusty Spur. I remember it. In Marlow, Oklahoma. And we got pretty good groups. I met all those guys. And Sammy Kershaw was a cocky little man. He really was, man. He really was. I met him too, and he was just kicked over a chair, and he's angry, he's a angry little ball of anger. Right. Yeah. And I wasn't just spitfiring or anything. But what happened, I took my friend Patty. And his girlfriend wound up on the bus with the bass player in left town not to be seen for like four months. And he was mad about it. And I was explaining to Sammy like, hey, you think you can get my friend's girlfriend out of that bus? Oh man, it's just laying where it is, man, it is what it is. Gotcha. Well, the reason I ask is there's a funny story this week. Kelsey, Travis Kelsey, he was meeting, he talked about meeting Jimmy Buffett. Now, now, now that would, now that would, cool right unless you're too drunk to remember who you met he mistook Jimmy Buffett for a Different Buffett character and back in the studio if you guys could play cut number 13 That'd be great actually I'm gonna play it Oh You're doing it. I'm sorry guy comes up and says Buffett here He wants to meet you. I'm like that's big money I am way too hammered to say hello this guy I started talking finances Shake his hand and man we have the best conversation I've ever had in my life man is really smiling from ear to ear. I'm thinking I'm going to be rich here soon. He's going to bank the room the ball of his investments. And he starts telling this story in the high school when he picked up the guitar for the first time. And I was like, no way! Warren Buffett played the guitar. And then he got tapped on the shoulder because he had to go say a margarita bill. Wow, old Buffett. You're glad being so drunk you don't know which buff at Yeah, that's kind of music for this time of year right here. We are in an interesting spot. This is, where are we? The Gas Monkey Ice House. Gas Monkey Ice House. Now we have several while here. It's our anniversary. John always calls it the As Monkey, yeah. Yes, that's confusing. For a big 20th anniversary party. It's our anniversary. John Clay will show a big big announcement coming today. It is. It is. Yes, it is. Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes an hour. You know what it is? I don't know what it is. Nobody tells you anything. The only person I know. I think I'm getting fired. Nobody tells you anything. You don't know what is? No, but John knows and he's not here yet. Well, he's not here. So that's not a good sign. We have a really good story as to why he's not here, by the way. Oh, I'm sure there is. Yes. It's. It's very curbing, I'm sure, I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. You. I'm. I'm. You. I'm. I'm. I'm. You. I'm. You. You. You. I'm sure. I'm. You. I'm. You. You. You. You. I'm sure? media. I mean, all AI cars, you never know if those are real. To see it in person, that's going to be the fun part. Do we get to drive it around? Well, I don't know. We get to drive it, John, about that. I don't know. We get to drive it, man. We need to drive it, man. You think so? Drive the hurricane, man. Last time I talked to him, John had. I said, I say. Oh, that's not fair. No. What kind of deal is this? You know what, there's actually folks out here right now. I'm surprised. And it was nice to see you guys. Yes, thank you guys for. Thanks for coming out. Braving the earliness here. Oh, there he is. Hey, there he is. Ladies and gentlemen. Yo-ho, yo-ho. If you want to see all this going on, go to JCW-S show. Come, right there on the front page. You'll be able to see the YouTube stream. Talk to the guys in the chat room, they're all talking. Who's dogs barking? I'm way too low. Way too up. In my headphones, good morning everybody. Are we live? Yes, we are alive. Take it. This is why I'm late. Oh, that's a long... Did you go to CVS? That looks like a CBS receipt. Well, I'd like to return, bring me up just a little bit. Check, check, check, check. Yeah, that sucked. That sucked. I look at the guy and said, do you listen to 925? No. Do you ever listen to my show? African American fella, I could tell. I mean, K 104, sure. Yeah. 925? I didn't have him. Maybe not. But a lot of times, you know, I was hoping he'd be a radio listener. He was not. I said, hey dude, I said, hey dude, we got a 20th show, we're eating in today. of all time. So that's nice. What kind of shout out? Well he's not going to hear it. Right. Because we're not on K 104. Well, you know. But you told him what channel it was going to be on. Yeah. Well, I mean, he could have given a warning. He could have given me a warning. Yeah. What do you get you for? 82 and a 75. That's not. That's not. And I've had a legit story. He could. Yeah. He should have. The vehicle I'm driving does not help. No, it does not. You want to tell everybody what you're driving? It's just not bred suburban, but it's just very... It stands out. It stands out. Like a sore penis. What's that? What's that? A big show announcement today at 906. We are going to unveil if we're staying or going and where we're going. And I can promise you, it's not just some... Radio hype. No. Big Ty. Radio Pipe. Radio Pipe? No, it's not just radio. good at that game. What game? The game of telling people one thing and it being nothing. Like, did you know what Jim said Friday afternoon? That's right. Jim says Susie's a whore. And she's got Clementia. We can't even repeat what Jim said, but he will be gone. And he's gone the next week. Of course, Jim is on vacation. You know, so nobody. Oh, then you get all the listeners. Bring Jim back. We heard you'll You didn't have any good party, did you? It was like by gunpoint. I was getting the show ready on a Friday afternoon. They walked in at one o'clock when the head of the network, the head of the radio station, the head of CBS radio walked by my door. I went, we're done. There's no other reason for those guys to be walking down the hall right now and we were. Here's what I would tell you listeners. Go to JC show.com like now and click join and give us your email address send you can find us after today. So Bobo, you got to turn your computer off. There you, yeah, yeah, Bob. It's one, 20 years. I'm not prepped, obviously. I'm speeding and I was rested. We have other things we can talk about. He landed just fine, did I? Yeah. You did a great deal. I saw the F6 for all you getting pulling out of the troller out of there. And then the fire chickens supposed to be here. And I called my, just something hit me on the way after the speeding ticket driving over here. I was like, just let's call in touch and make sure he's in route and everything's fine. Right. Forgot. They forgot to do it? It's, the front spoiler had a chip on it. So they decided yesterday was a good day to take the front spoiler off and get it painted. Oh, dear God. So I said, is it pain? So I've got three of them on the phone, the body shop, What is the status of the car at this moment? Right now. It's ready. How long will it take you to put it together? 15 minutes ago, get up, do it. Put it together. And we'll see you here in just a little bit. So mild of a speeding ticket, him getting arrested or pulled over or broke down a wreck. The fire chicken will be here this afternoon. And finally publicly displayed as well. I'm at about two. We're having a day, man. We're at Gas monkey Icehouse in Dallas in Dallas, Texas. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. glad you're tuned in. Now I hear your music. Is that me we're fixing to go to break? We are. But it's coming up is dial deal. Okay, well I need to make sure I got my phones where I can use them. 800, 800, 807, 2,34, 800, 800 radio. Calling right now, lightning rounds coming up, give us year, make model miles average rough or clean condition. And I think I'll be able to take your call to the air. I'm going to be. And I think I'll be. I think I think I think I'll be 6 this morning Central we're going to make the announcement of where we're going and how and the reason I'm waiting till then is because that's when a lot more affiliates come on. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Rich and Marilyn, what have you got? Yeah, hey, I was listening earlier, and I'm the first time listener. So I didn't know. I don't know who said it, but they said inflation was 4% that's really high. The normal inflation rate is the machine. That's perfect. Guys, now you know. This is the car segment. Good morning you're on the air. Hi this is Paula. Hey Paula. Hi how are you I'm calling because I can't get the feed on YouTube. Okay I don't know I'll y'all you guys my guys here can work on that thank you though thanks for letting us know and whoever our screener is is got all of our regulars Dorian speech impediment terence and crab sitting here but he's not taking care of the car calls so he needs to know how to do that it won't be the lightning round. Crap what's up? Hey looking forward to being part of a history here and you guys are all looking good this morning. Turley I don't know what's up but that color shirt and everything it's America man 4th of July yeah. Crap do you listen to us on Keales? Not right now I'm just you too. I could tell you next week you will not be listening to us on K-L-OS. There's a little help. All right. Well, okay. All right. That's gonna screw with him for a while. Why did you do that to him? Poor guy. Because he's an interesting cat. Okay. Lightning round. We don't We're working out some tech. God. All right, so what. Pre-K I want you to call Hayden and let him know that when he's doing lightning rounds he needs to be looking for car calls, not, not bull. crap calls that because the lightning around is a car thing. I brought you all the way over here and you didn't train your replacement. Jesus! Take you off the post for five minutes. Rex in Arkansas, what's up? Your audio, when you're on my feed and YouTube, they're shutting your audio down. Okay. Thank you. is a well the YouTube listeners I don't know what to tell you we'll work on it thank you we'll be right back 800 800 7 234 800 800 800 radio the John Clay Wolf show it is like a great ballet of violence check out all the mayhem online podcast replay YouTube channel twitch socials live stream all at jacswo. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. John Clay Wolf. 20 years on the air. You know that time you got me drunk and took me out on that trail, got me stuck in that creek and then knocked me over and gave me road rash all over my body and then pushed me out on stage and performed your shit. You've harmed that night? Either way, 20 years is a milestone. You may have, no, not 20 more. Five more years, that's a good run. Congratulations, buddy. That's a good cut. When do I get Corolla to do that? That's funny. Sometime in the last 10 days. I do remember when I got him drunk and took him out on a motorcycle and he wrecked out in a river and was covered in mud. I've seen pictures right before the show that we had. That's what friends do. Right. You know what the differences between a friend and a buddy? A buddy goes out and tells you about a BJ. Okay. The friend brings you one back to. Connor. Yes sir. This guy was my old Ford Rep in Vernon, Texas. Do you still work for the Ford Motor Company? I do work for the Ford Motor Company. So I was the Ford Rep for John Clay Wolf when he was a Ford dealer back in the day. And so now I work up in Kansas City, but I heard John was celebrating 20 years on the radio down here at Gas Monkey in the colony Texas. So I would not miss it. It's Saturday morning cartoons for adults. I love it. I love it. And I love it. I've been with John this whole time. You've made a lot of our stuff in the past. I appreciate it. I mean I remember like when we had a car show out in the Walnut I saw you out there. Yeah I brought my 85 Bronco down there. Yeah I brought my 85 Bronco down there. You had a good time a lot of cars and bikes. I love what they're doing down in Walnut Springs. It's going to be the Sturgis of North. I do. I've got a handful of. I do. I do. I do. I do you have a I've got a old woody wagon I've got some t-birds I've got a Mustang those aren't okay if teabirds ford mustangs afford a woody is not a ford country squire station wagon because I was thinking that you're a ford man everything in your collection's gotta be a ford everything's gotta be a ford yeah I don't want to do that maybe bad speaking do you're speaking City and Hunt built this in the 60s. Where is it? Kansas City. Yeah, it's across from the Ford plant in Kansas City and they used it to store Mavericks a long time ago and then now what they use is transit vans they install a bunch of accessories there but it's actually where Disney keeps their films like the actual original films because it's 65 degrees year round in this place it's awesome. You been in there? Oh I have. Yeah miles there's a post office in there's roads there's signs because people get lost. This is a cave they built or this is a cave that was already there and they've used. It's definitely finished out as concrete and special I don't know but this has been there I think his vision was to build us create some city underground It was a limestone mine. Okay So there you got all the limestone They're like well how can we still make more money obviously the Hunt family owns the chiefs Yeah, and so if there's money to be made they're gonna figure out how to do it right and not just through Patrick my homes like they're getting it all kinds of different ways Thank you sir. Good to see you. Where have you come down too? Where are we at? We're a guest. Monkey Ice House in Dallas, Texas is our 20 year of broadcasting on the radio. It's literally like I was figuring it out. It's three days off of the day that I started this mess 20 years ago. 20 years. Damn, look how far you've come, Johnny. And then today it's all over. But we're going to announce the show's future. I'm so sad. 906 today. What are going to do now? Saturday morning I'm going to sleep in. Then 4th of July is next week and then I got travel plans every Saturday, really for the next six weeks. Really? Yeah, it's going to be a lot of fun. I mean, I'm in new things I haven't been able to do, which is travel on Saturdays. We work Monday through Friday. And then normally Friday, I wrap things up. But now I'm going to travel. I got a trip to Mexico. I'm going to be very exciting. I can't wait. I can't wait. What. Oh man, you know, I'll probably continue to hang around Walnut Springs on the weekends. Okay. I know Pre-K's got a tour schedule. I'm getting to like it down there. For your new CD release. Right. And yeah, I'm going to be slinging CDs and I'm probably going to have to go back to selling weed, man. I'm going to be broke. What you mean? You're going to sell. You're going to sell a box with him today. you probably shouldn't even try. I know that's right. So Pre-K's got a bunch of classics like his flashback clips that he's... He does want to burn all that now? No, no we've got five basically so one an hour. Top five clips from 20 years. Well it's really not 20 years. How far did you go back? You know, I've been with this show for around what, nine or ten years, so about my tenure, you know, I pick moments that I really remembered, you know that I felt stood out. stuff. We don't have the Vernon stuff. We don't have the Vernon stuff. So yeah, we didn't pull no Vernon stuff. I know that's old stuff from Vernon. You do have it today? No. Oh, no. He's got it. It's there somewhere. Okay. Let's not here. We just got to find the right channel to play. This is from the chat, by the way. J. C. W. show.com. Our YouTube chat. John and the crew, hate to see you go. a cop down south of you. Maybe it wouldn't give me a ticket this morning. I would make an arrest and when I'd make an arrest on Saturday mornings, the crooks and I would have a great time listening as we drove him to jail. So that's very nice. Hey, I got the ticket. I was in Pennsylvania yesterday and a guy pulled me on the side said, my dad listens to you every Saturday morning from prison? Oh, God. Oh, yeah. What do? That'll make his day. Okay, which let's do an archive here. So some flashback clips. Number five, you want to do the BC powder one? What was that? Okay. I remember this was like whenever I was still an intern and this is when I really got an idea of just how crazy y'all could get whenever. You know, I used to go out and grab John's, you know, a little hangover kid, a little BC paddle, little water, all that, his coffee. And man, man, one day, one day, it to the limit of how you could consume BC powder with Bobo. Well the idea was, well, does it get, do I set up the idea? Well, you said it, yeah, you go ahead and go ahead, that's fine. The idea was, like Ozzy, we were talking about Ozzy snorting ants in that Motley Crew movie. And I was hung, I was drinking more back then. Yeah. We'll just call it what it was. So I always had B. C. powder on me because that's the best hangover cure that I knew of. Bob was saying, you can start this, you can store it that, Ozzy can store it, I can store it, I was like, show me how to snort. And we got BC powder and lined it out on the deal like drugs. And Bobboe railed it and it put him on the ground. Let's go. I'm going to hear this. It's been a while. Do you get to do that BC powder? You're going to keep everybody. I want to buy it. And if you're sure it's safe, I'll get it. But go to give me the VIN. God dog, I said God, God dog, a ha! We put that clip on YouTube and they made us delete it and they wrote us up for it because they thought you were doing real drugs. Well, it looked like it. How big of a pile was that? It was a good cut. Yeah. In pirates, I would say it was probably about nine inches long. God. I didn't. At least a half an inch wide. You really did it. Oh, yeah. It was a full packet. Hey John. I want you my wife. Hey Keith in Louisiana. Yeah you got a two I see that's why I took your call 2015 Yamaha 450 There's nothing sexier than buying an old war out dirt bike on the radio Not John I bought it it had less than a hundred hours on it. I've had it in I've had it two three years and it's never been on my yard It's never been muddy Yeah then? Because I have 155 acres in Mississippi and I figured they would be hard to get before long. That was when the communists and Biden were in charge. Oh, I understand. So the communists were going to take your motorcycles away? No, I just figured you wouldn't be able to buy stuff like that anymore. You know, the motorsports, they were coming down on. You know, the feds and I bought it. So some people buy ammo in fear of the comedy. taking the lives taking your guns away but Keith from Louisiana goes out and buys dirt bikes to protect himself that's America buddy yeah happy two fifty motor cost in 74 John so we come from common roots I figured you might enjoy this one well I am pretty bike up right now I see I see your five grand on the price I'm not saying it's too high that's a retail number you will good it I'd put it on Facebook marketplace and I'm you'll get it because it knew that thing cost 10. Hey listen to us, John, before you go. You need some place to ride where there's not rocks. I have this 135 acres in Mississippi. Y'all to come. Beautiful. All right. Good, jay. Stand out there by the gay right next to that one-eyed dog barking and just, I'll be there about one o'clock. My name's John Clay Wolf. I'm by the radio for the radio. My name's car bark. My name. My name's car. It's time for me to fly. Broadcasting coast to coast. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit up the website for podcasts, merch, and how to contact the crew. Oh and while you're giving him the finger, give him the van, the John Clay Wolf Show. Hey John, Rick Fairless, Stoker Dallas, Strokers Highs. Oh, and congratulations on your 20th anniversary. We're all very proud of you and everything you should show. and I know that you ain't done yet. All right. Love you brother. Thanks Rick. Eight hundred, eight hundred, seven, two, three, four, eight hundred, eight hundred radio. Remember the Jaguars on that video we did when we bought all those old Jaguars from that Arab dude named Abdullah? Mm-hmm. And it was like we were a couple Israelis negotiating over a dime in the desert. Yes. Yeah. He had he wanted to sell me another one and I was You know how good coaches match the pitcher to the batter? So I was like, I don't want to do this again to myself. You didn't do this? You don't know what I did, do you? I have a feeling. Go ahead. So he, hey man, you know, I want to sell you Lexus not to tell. I was like, yeah, I'm busy. I'm going to send you the name of my guy. Uh-huh. So I sent him. I sent him Abdullah. I had him Abdullah. I sent him Abdullah. I said him Abdullah. deals where they had they called two Chinese restaurants and delivered tech out and stuck the phones together. I don't have a clip of it, damn it. But I could tell you that my Abdullah wrote back, my people embarrassed me. No, no. He's like he's like they just just just too. He said he's Palestine and I don't know. He said it seems like a nice guy though, but he was just like, what do you write back? Damn Arabs love to negotiate, especially with us. Arabs. I hate our people. That's from our Abdullah. But that's smart of you. I've done that before too. I'm not kidding you. So. Right. How do I, how do I hit this curveball? Let me find somebody that throws curveballs. And, but I made this mistake. So we have an Asian guy who's at the office, Brian Lee. Really good buyer. Is that the guy that died? No, no, no. That was Michael. Anyway, so customer comes in, Porsche, great car, he's Asian. I'm like, we're having real problems here. He's an Asian. We're having problems getting this deal closed. Guys, English wasn't really great. I was like, was he a too high? Oh yeah. OK. And so in our case, too low, right? And so I'm like, all right, well, I like the car, I like the car, I like the car, 50 bucks to close down this too high and you're a too high let's roll and so I get you he goes well what's his name and I read the name he goes oh no no that's not he's not the same Asian I am oh I'm like oh you're different Asians I didn't know this so he was Vietnamese and you can tell by the last name and stuff he goes but I'll still do it I'll still handle it he did he closed them out so yeah but you got to be careful because they're not everybody Florida news good morning Florida let's rag on your state that's what we're here for is to make and now from North America's own land down under it's time for sunshine state news with your certified lifeguard jade you right to all his friends almost everybody in the retirement community now he faces up to a year in federal prison but he's very popular in the villages cut number eight mike a 77 year old man who lives in the villages was arrested by the feds accused of having thousands of dollars worth of illegal pills used to treat erectile dysfunction as West Jews Michelle Meredith reports there is outrage in the villages needless to say kincer has become somewhat of a folklore legend in the village It won't hold up in court. Man's just trying to do a girl a favor. You hope they don't release any names? No, they don't know how to release any names. That's all private, you know. Kinser is facing a charge that could lead to a year-long stint in federal prison, which leaves his legions of fans even more confused than why he was arrested in the first place. steal a lot of things in Florida they still police cars they still ambulances they've stole tow trucks before but one thing you don't want to try to steal would be a helicopter a Florida man not a pilot by the way the kids of the kids of trying to steal a medical helicopter so there's helicopters on the ground they're trying to load they're trying to load the patients on board and this guy decides this is a good time to try to learn to fly a helicopter 28 year old Riley Ferrer was driving near Tampa Friday truck off the road into a tree. That's the first that's his first act. For his second act he thought helicopter. That's what I should do. Cut number nine. The Florida Highway Patrol says he tried to steal a medical helicopter that was actually waiting to transport patients after a rollover crash. First responders they worked to put those two victims into the helicopter while this other guy that was involved in the crash actually tried to steal the chopper. He was identified as Riley Farrer and then arrested and charged. with resisting an officer and burglary. He also asked. Furrer, Ferrer, Ferrer, Ferrer, F-E-R-R, E-R. That's his last name, Riley. Is his first name? Is his first name? Is his first name? Is his first name? Is his first name? Is his first name? Is his first. Is he a crazy old Vietnam helicopter pilot? Well, I don't know. And I understand that I mean did this guy have helicopter skills? No. Okay. So he's fixed to kill everybody. Yeah, kill everybody. Exactly You might get away with stealing an ambulance But you will not get away with stealing a helicopter No, you're just not gonna get away You're gonna die right there on the spot. You won't go any? You won't go far They'll find you Well people have done with planes too, right? Yeah, people Yes, that is true. Was that last week like Juneteenth? Yes, I can't I can't think I can't a good thing actually now the way I think about it I mean he knows a hater he's a Texan he's the accidental racist you know what the differences between Juneteenth and St Patty's Day what is the difference between Juneteenth and St Patty's Day everybody on St Patty's Day wants to be Irish boom boom boom comedy career. Is that you're going to be your stand-up routine? I'm trying to get kicked off before we make our big announcement. Oh no. Well that's coming up here in about what, five minutes. Oh yeah, this next segment. 906, we're going to make our big announcement. We're here at Gasmicky Ice House, Dallas, Texas Live, come on down, grab some food, grab some beer. The F-6 is out there. The fire, too. And bring a car, We'll always buy a car. Bring it out. Bring your wife, bring your kids. How much for the children? How much for the camels? How much for the women? How much for the children? What? AI. Aye. How's our AI thing working? When I looked at it, it's doing better. Yeah, it's getting better. There's times where it's just wacko. Yeah. You know, it's like Downsy? Yeah. What do say that? It's sort of it's terrible. I put my name at the end. J.D. Ryan at Give Me the Vinn and it perceives that as a question. Hey, how about you give us your Vinn? It's no, that's not a question. It's a statement. Little things like that. But A. I. D. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. B. A. B. A. B. A. B. A. B. A. B. B. B. A. A. A. B. B. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. the Baltimore City Community College. They basically made up fake accounts, fake students, and then they took the financial aid. And of course, there's no students involved. Here's some of the audio from Cyber Defense Professor Bob Bryan Debring, at cut number one. So scammers steal real people's identities, and they create synthetic ones. So they use those to apply and online to primarily online community college classes, the kind with no in-person requirements. And you don't have to be a programmer, identify the schools with the program. online courses and then apply with some particular database of already stolen identities and continue that process until you're successful. That's nutty. Yeah, so AI is doing some crazy, crazy stuff. I'm sure we've all seen the videos of you just like, that didn't happen. Those robots are going to kill us all. I have sent some demos of AI, customer service people. I'm sure we've all seen the videos of you just like, that didn't happen. Those robots are going to kill. I have some demos. They actually tricked me, but like which one's real. You couldn't tell. Couldn't tell. Throwing at curveballs. Yeah. Couldn't tell. Hmm. Pretty cool. I think there's a clip. Isn't there a clip of that too of somebody tried to talk to a bot and how it goes haywire here? Unless you're a human trying to keep a job. Yeah, actually we do the guy with a video went viral on Instagram. What he did is he recorded a female AI agent interviewing him for a janitor job. Yeah, something simple, right. Here's cut number two. How would you adjust your cleaning plan to include environmental considerations? I probably wouldn't. Being up front is valuable. If the pay is limited, how would you prioritize your cleaning tasks to deliver the most impacts? I can't find a child and pay them half of what I'm getting paid. They think they're making a bunch of money. I'm sorry, but I can't help with that. Help us what? Sure thing. What's on your mind today? What's it the guy before me, say? Was he any good? Un ethical and not suitable and not suitable for professional discussions?. suggested hiring a child at half pay so they could do little work themselves. Yeah that guy sounds like he sucks. Why don't they make them all sound sexy though? Have you ever noticed yet? Have you ever met a Mexican with a food allergy? No. Here we go everybody. Why would it just go? How do we go from AI to that? I'm just thinking. Okay. How much time we got left? You got a minute. We got two minutes left on the air forever. They're just tougher. How they are. Yeah.