#572 John Clay Wolfe Show 09.19.26

The John Clay Wolfe Show

A candid and eclectic episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show features personal stories, humor, and reflections from longtime listener Blind Dor

Key takeaways

• Blind Dorian shares a deeply personal story about losing his sister at 22 and how it impacted his performance in a crucial high school football game.

Main topics

• Personal anecdotes from long-time listeners
• Cultural perceptions of age and attraction

Notable quotes

"You can't fake that." – Henry Hill reacting to Dorian's accent during a live interview.

Conclusion

The episode closes with a mix of humor, reflection, and emotional hone

Transcript preview

Speaker 7 (0:00) This is the John Clay Wolf Show. I love it like this. Basically, I'll buy anything that I see in an ad. America's largest weekend morning show. Heard every Saturday morning across America. Dallas, Fort Worth, Washington, D.C., Houston, Los Angeles, Austin, Las Vegas, San Diego, Salt Lake City, and like a hundred other cities I don't want to mention right now. Hit them up. 800-800-RADIO. 800-800 Speaker 3 (0:24) -7234. 800-800-RADIO. Speaker 4 (0:27) We want people to be screaming. in unison from houses across the country work Speaker 7 (0:32) and check out the podcast at jcwshow.com or johnclaywolf.com let's go Speaker 1 (0:38) man i'll even let you play kid rock if you buy the beer ain't like i can hear that mess no now now Speaker 7 (0:44) senor Speaker 1 (0:46) juan clay wolf Speaker 7 (0:47) morning Speaker 2 (0:50) everybody i'm in las vegas i heart music i heart radio Speaker 2 (0:56) Music Festival. What, what? What? Can you hear me fine? Yeah, I hear you fine. All right, good. Yeah, that's, I don't know, guys that were tuned in for the last hour, you were hearing a replay of old stuff. Speaker 2 (1:11) And Bob, I caught the, because I'm out here in Vegas and it's 5 a.m. out here. It's pretty damn early. And I didn't want to start at 4 a.m. So, anyway. By Speaker 8 (1:22) the way, kudos to Bobbo for that. I mean, that was a, going back in memories, like from hearing Henry Hill in studio for the full hour. The Henry Hill. That was great. Speaker 5 (1:35) Nice job, Bobbo. If you don't know, if you, if you. missed it or didn't catch it. Henry Hill is the guy that Ray Liotta played in Goodfellas. The movie was really about Henry Hill. Speaker 4 (1:45) That's right. We Speaker 5 (1:46) had the real guy in our studio live. Speaker 8 (1:48) And just having the character of Tommy Carbone talking to him and him thinking that Tommy was real, not knowing it's a character in there was great. I was thinking about that Speaker 5 (2:00) yesterday, John. Do you remember how we kind of parted ways with Henry? Because we were all off the show by that time. Mics were off, recorder was off, and you threw me under the bus with Henry. And I'm talking to him. I says, where are you from? I said, I'm from Cold Spring, Auburn. Oh, you're a Long Island boy. Henry and I are having like an A and B conversation. And here comes Mr. C, John. He says, you know, he's not from New York, Henry. Speaker 5 (2:28) He's from 60 miles away. He's from Texas. And Henry looks at me. He looks at John. And I shrug. And Henry goes, no, you can't fake that. Speaker 2 (2:37) You can't fake that. Speaker 5 (2:38) You can't fake that. Speaker 2 (2:40) Can't fake it. I got my copy of Speaker 5 (2:43) Goodfellas signed. That was cool. Speaker 2 (2:46) And he gave you a piece of artwork. Yeah, but that was my favorite movie of all time, that and Casino for sure. Then Blow. I like the hardcore movies, I guess. Since I got off Electric Blue. Speaker 4 (2:58) Yeah, I'm like seven, fear, stuff like that, dark stuff. Speaker 2 (3:04) Who's Speaker 8 (3:04) that voice, by the way, playing the role of J.D. Ryan today? That's Al. Speaker 2 (3:09) It's Blind Dorian. Good morning, Blind Dorian from Pittsburgh. Speaker 1 (3:13) Yeah, it's warming up out here in the burg. Speaker 2 (3:19) Yeah? Oh, look at my T-shirt. You'd love it. You'll love my T-shirt, Doreen, if you go to JCW.com. I Speaker 1 (3:25) got a name for Speaker 2 (3:25) you. Speaker 1 (3:26) Look at my T-shirt. I got a name for you. What? Yeah. Yeah. I want all colors. Yeah, I want one of each. For the girls. What's it say? Girl size. Speaker 6 (3:40) He's Speaker 8 (3:40) blind. He can't tell you. Speaker 1 (3:44) The dancers at the club, you know, I'll give them to the dancers. All right. Yeah, you know, they're listening to you this Speaker 2 (3:53) morning. Do Speaker 1 (3:54) they ever Speaker 2 (3:54) please you? What? Do they ever please you in that way? What? Speaker 1 (3:59) You know what I mean. A couple times. No poverty up there. I took a couple to Vegas for a night, two days. Young girls, they've never been anywhere. Would you like to go to Vegas to see a show? And we'd fly out to Vegas on Saturday and fly back on Sunday. Southwest. Speaker 2 (4:20) Southwest. So you are how Speaker 1 (4:22) old? I've been hanging out on the barstool down there since I got out of jail in 87. But what age are you right now? Speaker 2 (4:35) I'm 79 years old. Okay, so you're 79. Let's say this was last year, and you're blind as a bat, and you've got money. And you load up two strippers and take them to Vegas on Southwest. Speaker 1 (4:46) Yeah, different times. Two different times. Well, two of the girls. But the other girls, they got other boyfriends, and they got guys that give them a lot of money, take them everywhere. Some marry them. They're girls. Have you ever thought of Speaker 2 (5:07) marrying one? Yeah. Speaker 1 (5:11) Yeah, Speaker 2 (5:12) of course. Why don't you? Speaker 1 (5:16) They're all young. Usually under 25, 26, most of the girls. Speaker 2 (5:21) Did you know that they've given tests to men and women? And, like, a 50-year-old woman, like, what's your most attractive man? And hers is like 50 years old. 40 is like 45 or 47. 30 is more like 38. And then they do the same test to men. And they're 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, all the way up. And the most attractive female is 23. Speaker 2 (5:53) across the board. Speaker 1 (5:54) That's Speaker 2 (5:54) the Speaker 1 (5:54) dancers. Most of Speaker 2 (5:56) the Speaker 1 (5:56) dancers started at 17. They started at 17 by 24, 25. They're loaded. They buy houseboats and they're flying and condos, you know, new cars every year. Hey, girls at Rick's used to be blush when Albert had Speaker 2 (6:12) it. They make money. Real money. My point was that just men are trained, conditioned to procreate. And a 23-year-old woman is the perfect subconscious look to reproduce. A Speaker 1 (6:31) lot of them girls, yeah, they get married. Have you ever knocked one up, Dorian? This Speaker 2 (6:35) is Speaker 1 (6:35) what I'm trying to get to. Speaker 2 (6:42) Dorian, do you have any illegitimates out there? Speaker 4 (6:45) He's Speaker 1 (6:46) thinking. I don't think so. I don't think so. My son, he passed away at age 55 a year and a half ago. He OD'd on fentanyl. Speaker 2 (6:59) And I got a blood Speaker 1 (7:01) grandson as a rock star. Independent alternative rock. His band opened for 21 pilots in Columbus when 21 pilots were the number one in the country. Speaker 4 (7:11) His Speaker 1 (7:12) band is Microwave out of Pittsburgh. But they're originally from Atlanta. Speaker 1 (7:18) That's my blood grandson. Johnny Boy. Speaker 8 (7:21) Johnny Boy. Speaker 1 (7:22) That's all I got. And my son's widow, she runs a pagan women for, you know, the pagans up here, a chapter near Kennywood. It's a big amusement park. They don't carry weapons. The pagan women do. And I bought all the girls 380 Smith and Wessons and had them trained at Anthony Arms. Speaker 1 (7:46) Patricia, Speaker 2 (7:47) she runs the Pagan Women. So you run in a stripper cult, a blind stripper cult, with aviation, with an aviation touch. I like this. Dorian, I do think I need to come up there and visit. Speaker 2 (8:04) Hey, if we had a listener party. If we had a listener party. Speaker 1 (8:09) Any one of your people is welcome on my tab up here to Pittsburgh. Come on up anytime. I'll Speaker 2 (8:14) pick up the tab. Tell the guys from Rex we want to come up there and do a listener party. All right. I think it's time. Since the last one got canceled because of that trans thing. Y'all remember that trans thing? Yeah. I don't even remember what the trans thing was. I Speaker 5 (8:30) have no idea what you're talking about. Somebody called in about Speaker 2 (8:32) a trans thing. Speaker 1 (8:34) the Cowboys if they play Pittsburgh. I don't have the schedule here. I was coming up for that. Speaker 2 (8:39) And then somebody called in about a transmission and I made a bad trans joke. I thought it was a good trans joke. Speaker 1 (8:45) You mean somebody got a rash over you? I mean, come on. You're John Clay Wolf. We Speaker 2 (8:52) had to cancel the listener party. We couldn't come up there for the event. This was two years ago. They kicked us off the radio for two weeks. What are the odds that the president of the National Transvestite or cross-gender, whatever, the whole association was a fan of the show? I mean. Speaker 2 (9:12) If they're listening, they're a fan, right? Speaker 5 (9:13) John, as your attorney, I would advise you to ixnay the oryste. Yeah, Speaker 2 (9:17) we're done talking about this topic. Thank you, Blind Dorian. Coming up next is the lightning round. By the way, this is his Speaker 8 (9:25) grandson's band in the background here, Microwave. Speaker 2 (9:28) Oh, yeah? Speaker 8 (9:30) That's crazy. They've got a long, big catalog. And Speaker 2 (9:34) that's Blind Dorian, the stripper godfather's grandson. Speaker 8 (9:37) Yeah. Speaker 2 (9:39) They need to play at the listener party. Yes, exactly. It's all Speaker 4 (9:43) coming together. Speaker 2 (9:45) It always does, young man. It always does. 800-800-7234. 800-800-RADIO. If you're looking on the Zoom and you see me kind of out of place in the Brady Bunch squares there and see the sun coming up behind me. That's because I'm on the, I don't know, I'm in the hotel room with the Aria. Oh, okay. I'm not fancy. I could have gone down to the studio, but you know what that is? It's a big pain in the ass. This is a lot easier. A lot of bed. It's just me and you guys. I mean, let's do our thing. You can call in now. The car segment's coming up. 800-800-7234. 800-800-7234. 800-800-RADIO. Brought to you by GiveMeTheVin.com. If GiveMeTheVin doesn't beat a CarMax or a Carvana offer, they will deal, not offer, a deal. They'll send you, meaning you sell the deal. You're giving us last look. That's what we're paying for. We want last look. Carvana's $13. If we can't beat it, we'll give you $100 if you sell it to them. But we want to buy, we'll pay for the option to get last look at GiveMeTheVin.com. $13,000, $33,000, $130,000. Sold one yesterday for $776,000. And, Turley, that car lost its ass. I'll tell you about it when we get back. Be right back. Speaker 7 (11:09) Now, back to the John Clay Wolf Show, presented by GiveMeTheVent.com. Hit them up right now, 1-800-800-RADIO. 1-800 Speaker 2 (11:17) -800 Speaker 7 (11:18) -RADIO. This is Speaker 2 (11:19) the Speaker 7 (11:20) John Clay Wolf Show. Speaker 2 (11:21) And this is the lightning round. Bill in Orlando, good morning. You're on the air. Good morning, John. How are you? Good. So a 22-vent C8R, 6,000 miles, coupe, not convertible. Gray with a yellow stripe. I've seen the cars, and I've had the cars. I just didn't know what they were called. Any Carfax history? Speaker 6 (11:46) No. Speaker 2 (11:47) Now, did you buy new? Speaker 6 (11:49) I bought a brand new. Speaker 2 (11:51) What's the story on them? GM built it for what? Limited edition? When they Speaker 6 (11:57) came out with their IMSA race cars, they had one yellow and one gray, and they just made a tribute to them with this C8R. Speaker 2 (12:08) Okay. No horsepower differential? Speaker 6 (12:11) No. Speaker 2 (12:15) I think it's 60. No, Speaker 6 (12:19) I can't do that. I think that's just pricing as a regular Corvette. Speaker 2 (12:26) So you think that tribute's worth $20,000 more? Speaker 6 (12:33) I believe so. I don't know. I haven't priced it. All I can tell you is what I see on the Internet. But I just thought I'd call you and see if you could come to that. Speaker 2 (12:50) Here's an 1,800-mile one that sold at Mecham Houston for $75,000 three, four, five months ago. a C8R convertible. Speaker 1 (13:01) Right. Speaker 2 (13:03) So there's a comp. And then, now they were really high about like 22, 23. I see some comps real high. And then the last three comps are down low. Not low, but where I'm talking. What's the least you'd take for it? Speaker 6 (13:22) John, to tell you the truth, I'd like to get 80. I mean, that's too Speaker 2 (13:26) damn high. Yeah, I don't think I'm making money from 80. I know it won't. You don't, huh? Nah. I'll lose for me. It's not about connections. It's the market. It's just the market. I sell to the open market. Yesterday I had a go to bring a trailer and put in an 812 Ferrari and look at the one that was a custom edition build for Mark Davis that sold yesterday. Speaker 2 (13:59) A Raiders custom. It had a Raiders logo where the Ferrari goes, and Ferrari put it there. And I'm going to explain that car deal to y'all when we get back. And you tell me with all my connections why I lost $65,000 on it. We'll be right back. Speaker 7 (14:15) You're listening to the number one rated Saturday morning show in the country. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. The chaos has Speaker 1 (14:22) only just begun. Speaker 3 (14:26) They don't make homeless people the way they made them when I was a kid. You know? When I was a kid, a homeless guy was a bum, he was a vagrant, somebody down on his luck or whatever, you know, a wino. They didn't have this Shutter Island s*** going on that they had out there, like people talking to trees. Yeah. When I was a kid, you could only be crazy outside for about 15 minutes before a van would pull up and two guys in nurses' outfits would just come walking out. Hey, buddy, how's it going? Speaker 3 (14:57) Making a lot of racket out here, aren't you? Why don't you do me a favor? Try this shirt on. You're like, okay. How come the sleeves are so long? Oh, because we're going to tie your arms behind your back because you're out of your f***ing mind. Now Speaker 7 (15:11) we return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call in 800-800-REAL. Speaker 2 (15:17) That was funny. Good morning, everybody. Bill Burr is a hilarious son of a bitch. He's the best. Speaker 5 (15:23) He's the funniest Speaker 2 (15:23) white man on planet Earth right now, I think. Huh? Speaker 5 (15:25) He's the best. Who's a Speaker 2 (15:27) funnier white comic than Bill Burr right now? I Speaker 1 (15:32) got one. Speaker 4 (15:34) Who? Derek Stroop. We'll talk about him a little bit later in the show if I get my way. Speaker 5 (15:39) He is awfully good for a new comic. He's coming hard. He's coming fast. He's Speaker 4 (15:44) blue collar, but he's also a New Yorker. Speaker 2 (15:48) Steve in Mississippi, 62 Impala SS, 55,000 miles, original, 327 Powerglide, wants 30, had 26 previous. When you say you had 26 grand offered previous, how did that work? Speaker 8 (16:13) What did he say? I don't know, but get off your Bluetooth so we can understand what you're saying. We want to Speaker 2 (16:17) hear Speaker 8 (16:17) you. Speaker 2 (16:19) I can't hear you. Speaker 5 (16:21) Yes, ma'am. I Speaker 2 (16:23) mean, is that like, you know, like, you know, I'm in Vegas right now, and I was just down at the coffee bar. Speaker 1 (16:31) I Speaker 8 (16:31) know where he's going here. And there's hookers down there. Speaker 2 (16:36) And one of them's like, hey, where's your wife? I'm like, well, up in the room. I'm here. Hang on. I'm telling a story. Hey, where's your wife? I'm like, up in the room. And she's like, oh, it's too bad I'd have married you. So I guess that's an offer, right? Yeah. And Steve, what I'm trying to ask you is, like, when you had that $27,000 offer, how did that work? No, $26,000 offer. Did some old guy walk up to you at a car show and said, man, is that for sale? And you said, nah. He said, boy, I sure wanted to give $26,000 for it. You're like, nah. Speaker 6 (17:13) I turned it down. Speaker 2 (17:14) I turned it down. Steve, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Speaker 3 (17:19) What was the setting on the tour? It's a good tour that's in power. Speaker 2 (17:28) It's Speaker 3 (17:28) a Speaker 2 (17:28) good tour. I'm asking when you had a $26,000 offer. Pre-K, get on the phone with us. Speaker 2 (17:40) What's the deal? Speaker 8 (17:41) Pre-K, are you Speaker 2 (17:41) there? Pre-K. I'm talking to Jay, and in your notes you put 62 Impala SS, 55,000 miles, original 327 Powerglide, once 30, had 26,000 previous. Speaker 8 (17:53) No, private. Speaker 2 (17:54) Private, okay, so that's fine. But what's that mean, had 26,000 private? What did he tell you? Well, whenever I screen these calls, I ask them what it takes to Speaker 3 (18:03) buy it, and I ask them if they've had any offers close to that. Speaker 2 (18:07) All right. So, Steve, when was the $26,000 offer? Probably about four weeks Speaker 6 (18:15) ago at the drag strip. Speaker 2 (18:17) Is it a drag car? Speaker 3 (18:20) No, no, no. It's a drivable, just classic car. I drive it to the drag strip and watch. Speaker 2 (18:29) I got you. What condition is it in on a scale of 1 to 10? 8. So it's nice. And is the 327, do the numbers match up with the title? Speaker 3 (18:42) Yes, sir. Speaker 2 (18:44) Do you think the guy at the drag strip had the money, or he was just feeling you out? Speaker 3 (18:48) I think he was just one of them ones feeling around. You know, you get offers all the time, but still, somebody says he does. Speaker 2 (18:57) If I made you an offer, would you take it more seriously than the guy at the drag strip? Yeah, because I watch your show and listen to you all the time. I'll give $25,000. Speaker 6 (19:08) $25,000? Speaker 2 (19:09) Yeah. Speaker 6 (19:13) All right. When I've got a few pictures, send it to your Speaker 3 (19:17) VIN.com. Speaker 2 (19:19) Yeah, just go to GMTVCC or give me the VIN, either one of those. I'd go to GMTVCC because Kyle or Donnie is going to catch that, and they're more tuned in with the classic cars. Speaker 2 (19:33) GMTV, which is Give Me the Vins, CC, Classic Car, or Classic Collector. Speaker 3 (19:37) Okay. Load it up. Because I know you've got a buddy in Jackson, and I'm just south of Jackson, like five centers. Speaker 2 (19:45) I was in another town right north of Jackson Monday, looked at a bunch of cars. Oh, you're going to be in Jackson in five minutes. Do you have the car with you? Speaker 3 (19:56) Yeah, because I've got a 62 flipside pickup truck, all original, and I've got a 66 Chevelle, too. Speaker 2 (20:06) Okay, go to GMTVCC, load it up. Kyle or Donnie's going to catch it and work on all those cars. But we got this one. After we get photos and validate it's as nice as you say it is because an 8 is an 8, and that's fine. And I can make that car work for $25,000 if it's a 62 Impala SS, and we'll get you paid. Today's Saturday. We'll get you paid Monday. Speaker 2 (20:26) Okay. Thank you very much. Thank you. That was interesting. Speaker 8 (20:32) Doing a dope deal right away. Speaker 2 (20:34) Crab in California. Good morning on the air. I Speaker 6 (20:37) wanted to thank you for starting the show in the 6 o'clock hour back here. And then I bet you wouldn't wear that shirt in the casino. God damn it, Tony. Speaker 8 (20:50) Did you wear that shirt in the casino? You've got to go to JCWShow.com to see what we're talking about because we cannot Speaker 2 (20:55) say it on the air. I absolutely wore that shirt in the casino. And I can tell you at 5 a.m. in the Aria Casino. or four or whatever time, there are hookers. And when you wear a shirt like this, it's like a white Zoom fluke or a spinnerbait on top of a pond. And I wasn't expecting that. That was not my intent when I went down to get my coffee this morning is to have hooker bait on me. But they came up and wanted to talk about the shirt. Speaker 2 (21:30) All right. Good morning, Speaker 6 (21:31) guys. Bye. Thank you, Crab. Yeah, Speaker 2 (21:34) you can see. I can't say what it says on the radio because it's a curse word. But you can go to JCWShow.com and watch. You can see the stream. We were watching this movie called City Streets when we were in. I was at Corolla's house, Adam Corolla, and his race guys and myself. And we were watching these stupid 80 movies because he was trying to expose his son. Speaker 2 (21:59) Who is ironically called Sonny. It's an 80s movie. So we watched Cannonball Run and we watched Tango and Cash. And then we watched City Streets. And there's a line in City Streets that just had us all busting out laughing like we were all stoned or something. And I had a shirt made of that line and I sent it to everybody just as a memento because it was funny. And I'm wearing it right now. And if you want one... I don't think you'll wear it. You know, you think you'll wear it. And then you put it on and you look in the mirror and you're like, man, that's pretty strong. That's pretty tough. I tell you this, the first time I've ever worn it is at 4.30 a.m. in a casino when nobody was there about four, three hours ago. And I was getting heavy looks then. I was like, if I'm getting heavy looks now at 4 a.m. in a casino, everybody's wasted, then what would I get during the day? Oh, man. You'd get. People with Speaker 8 (22:52) their kids saying, oh, Speaker 2 (22:53) my God, this is terrible. Speaker 8 (22:55) Be that Speaker 5 (22:55) guy. Speaker 2 (22:56) Thomas, hang tight. I'm going to take you when we get back. Ron, there's a lot of wholesalers out there. I'm glad you're a wholesaler. Just email me or something. Or pre-K, ask him a more specific question. Here's what it says. Ron, a.k.a. R.G., he's a wholesaler. Got any good wholesale stories lately? Pre-K, are you in the air? Pre-K, are you there? Pre-K? What's Speaker 3 (23:22) the deal, John? I Speaker 2 (23:23) need you to be a better call screener. Speaker 3 (23:25) You know, after all these years, I figured I would have had it down by now. Speaker 2 (23:29) He's a wholesaler. Got any good wholesale stories lately? How about you go back to Ron and press him for more specifics? Oh, I did. So if I do decide to bring him on the air, we've got somewhere to go versus an open. Hey, John. Love the show. Ron, where do you live, Ron? Virginia, John. Cool. You're in the wholesale business? Yeah. Oh, man, but you could have had this conversation with him, not me. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio for America's Best Car Buyer. GiveMeTheVent.com. Speaker 3 (24:07) I'm worth more. I'm worth more. I'm worth a lot more. Give Me the Vin agrees. You are worth more, and so is your car. But that doesn't have to take more of your time. Get an instant cash offer and the most money for your car right now. Go to GiveMeTheVin.com, put in your Vin number and a couple of pics, and prepare to be impressed. You'll always get the best offer on your vehicle at GiveMeTheVin.com, America's best car buyer. Sell us your Speaker 5 (24:30) car. GiveMeTheVin.com. So easy you Speaker 7 (24:34) can do it in your underwear. And now we return to the John Clay Wolf Show, presented by GiveMeTheVin.com. Speaker 1 (24:42) 60 Mile to Apache with a Wolf Pack sticker on it tells me somewhere there's a barn with a mattress in it. 800-800-7234. You know, Bubba, if you just leave the mud on the windows, nobody can see you driving. 800-800 Speaker 7 (24:55) -3JCWShow.com. Speaker 1 (24:57) My man, you spent a lot of time unrusting an International Scout to put gold wheels on it. Call John. The vintage 1950 wheels and bicycle tires really set this build apart from the rest. Now, now, Speaker 7 (25:09) my man, John Clay Wolf. Speaker 2 (25:12) Thomas in PA. Hey, good morning, guys. How you doing? Good. Which city in PA? Speaker 1 (25:21) I'm in Allentown. W-Z-Z-O, Allentown. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Speaker 2 (25:28) 67-3-2. Go ahead. 67 Vette 327 four-speed. Which motor? Is it a 350 horse or a 300 horse? Speaker 1 (25:40) I don't know too much about the motor. My stepfather put it in there because my mom was born on March 27, 67. So it was originally a 327 car. Sorry, I'll stop Speaker 2 (25:54) doing Speaker 6 (25:55) what I'm doing. Speaker 2 (25:56) So it's not a numbers matching car. He put a 327 in it. Okay. It's just a car. And on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you call it? It doesn't sound like you're the... you're that good of a judge. Speaker 1 (26:11) Oh, no, no, no. I've been around the car for 20 years. I got cars myself. I'm putting a V8 in an S10 right now. What? Anyway. That tells me all I need to know. Stop right there. Stop, stop, Speaker 2 (26:22) stop. Now I know everything. You're putting a V8 in an S10 right now? It's awesome. All right. So any number you give me on the condition of the 67 Corvette, I'm deducting two points off of it in my brain. Because you're going to see it differently. I mean, you might be like that. Remember, I'm just going to send it, the snowmobile man. Speaker 2 (26:45) Yeah. Yeah. Speaker 1 (26:47) You Speaker 2 (26:47) got a little bit of that in you. Oh, Speaker 1 (26:50) yeah. Speaker 2 (26:51) Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm just going to send it, bro. Just going to send it. Do you want tall money for this car? It's probably worth – you want real tall money for this car. And what do you want for it? You want $45,000? I mean, I'll look. I don't think I'm going to give you $45,000. I think I'm going to give you $35,000. Speaker 2 (27:11) Okay. I need to look. So take pictures and go to gmtvcc.com and load it up. And thank you for calling, Tom. Yes. Yep. And the CC thing is classic car or collector. Anyway, gmtv is give me the VIN. The main website, the real website, the catch-all is givemethevin.com. When I throw the CC part out there, that is to send it specifically to our classic collector buyers so they don't have to say, what's a 327? Speaker 5 (27:38) What a situation. Good luck to you out there now in time, brother. We're all feeling for you. The Speaker 8 (27:42) S10 with a V8. The S10 with a V8, dude. That's awesome. Speaker 5 (27:47) They're closing all the factories down, Charlie. Speaker 8 (27:49) Yeah. Oh, boy. Speaker 2 (27:50) Rollins bought a S10 with an LS swap V8 for $7,000. And he was worried about it. I said, it'll be fine because it's got an LS in it. But anyway, I was talking a minute ago about a Ferrari. Speaker 2 (28:04) That we gave $850,000 for. And we sold it for seven. Speaker 2 (28:11) It was Mark Davis' car from the Raiders, and he ordered it new. And his name's on the front of the title, and it's silver and black. Imagine that. He's the owner of the Speaker 8 (28:20) Raiders. Speaker 2 (28:20) The owner of the Raiders. And when you open the door, it's got a Raiders logo in the door jamb. And that's called Altier package, which means that you call Ferrari and you order it to your spec. Like we bought Lenny Kravitz's Ferrari, and it had some Lenny Kravitz stuff. And the Ferrari badges on this car were black. And it just had accents for the owner of the Raiders. I mean, if it was Jerry Jones, it would have had a blue star, right? Or a blue Ferrari badge. And those cars normally bring a lot of money. And this one still did, but the market changed on these overnight. These 812, they went crazy, and then they came down. And you can see we had to sell it on Bring a Trailer because I couldn't get out of it in the lane. But after how short it sold on Bring a Trailer, I could have gotten out of it in the lane in our normal thing. Speaker 2 (29:08) But, you know, we wouldn't have taken $870,000 in the lane for it because we thought it was worth more. So, I... Speaker 2 (29:16) Remember, Turley turned it down. I turned it down. But yesterday I just did an absolute sale on Bring a Trailer under a friend of mine's account. And, man, you know what's funny, Mike, is when I was watching it sell, I was actually in Phoenix with him because we were talking about some other. My buddy, Joey Cascio, that has a big Bring a Trailer business, I sent it to him because he handles a lot of those cars to sell for us. And we were sitting there watching the auction end. And I'm so stupid. Because in my brain, I think we gave $840,000. And I was watching it at 7.30. Then over the auction, it ended. It got real dramatic. It went to $7.67 or $7.73. And in my brain, I was thinking we gave $7.40 for it. So I was real happy that we got out. At that point, Speaker 8 (30:09) it was probably a good thing for you. It was. Because Speaker 2 (30:11) you Speaker 8 (30:11) would have been really Speaker 2 (30:12) mad. It would have ruined the meeting that we were having that day. And I bet that they were just like, man, why is he so happy? It didn't hit me last night until last night that we lost $60,000 on the damn thing. But I'm telling you that story because nobody ever believes. You hit him so low. You're such a low baller. Y'all don't understand the cash market, but that's fine. It's not your job to understand it. It's mine. And that's why we do it at GiveMeTheVin.com. If we don't beat a CarMax offer or a CarVan deal, you do a deal with them, then we'll send you a check for $100. 800-800-7234. 800-800-RADIO. Speaking of turned it down, did y'all see where the guy, I think it's in Pennsylvania, was suing his son? For being gay. What? Now, don't get offended. I'm just reading the news. I'm not making it. Yeah. He wanted the money back from his son that he invested raising him. A gay refund? A gay refund. Wow. Oh, God. And then when he lost that, he asked specifically for a refund on the... The camp that he sent him to at the end, it was $6,000 to get him. Camp conversion camp. Camp un-gay. Oh, Speaker 7 (31:42) my gosh. And Speaker 2 (31:44) the kid went through the whole program, but when they tried to convert him, he. Speaker 5 (31:48) I turned Speaker 2 (31:49) it down. He turned it down. How Speaker 5 (31:50) about that? Speaker 2 (31:52) You've got to be kidding me. Look it up. It may be a fake story. I thought it was hilarious. I thought I'd share it with you all. Speaker 8 (32:00) I mean, I get the point because if you're investment, you know, your kids, that's something you're doing. My kid's in college. I'm paying for that, you know. If he, I don't know about gay, that part would be wild. Now, hang on, Turley. Speaker 2 (32:13) Where are you going with this line of thinking? Your kid's in college. I'll pay for Speaker 8 (32:17) that. Speaker 2 (32:17) No, it's Speaker 8 (32:17) an Speaker 2 (32:17) investment. So if he's gay, you want all your money back? Speaker 8 (32:21) No. Me, personally, no. But I can see why in this logic of investing in your child. If they did something that you don't approve of, that you're going to want to get that money, that investment back. I see that. There's a Speaker 5 (32:36) wide difference in dynamic between, like, a gay recovery program and an actual higher education, Charlie. Speaker 2 (32:45) It's an investment. I want, right now, people that are offended and upset, I want to give you a place to air out your grievances. You go to jcwshow.com, and you can comment on the group chat. How many people are on right now? Probably 600, 700? Yeah, almost 700. Okay. Or if you'd like to send a direct message to the radio station operator, there is a complaint button, and you can do that. Oh, speaking of the chat, you'll run into a lot of smart asses. I'm reading it right now. Meek Moon Muse says, I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is. Ha. Ha. 800-800-7234-800. Can't pray the gay away. That's where he sent him. That's the name of the place. That's the name of the place. Wow. You think we're going to get in trouble? Speaker 8 (33:48) Elliot might be. In fact, Elliot, you're here right now again. Elliot just appears every once in a while. Are we going to get any complaints, Elliot? Speaker 5 (33:56) Well, we've had like a meter bus. First it went down four, then it went up ten, then it went down 14. It's come up seven again. Speaker 4 (34:06) There's two Speaker 5 (34:06) more Speaker 2 (34:06) meters Speaker 4 (34:07) right Speaker 5 (34:07) there. That's a Q minus two, boys. Speaker 2 (34:10) Elliot measures all the attendance around the country on the 117, 118 stations we're on. and he's the mission control, and the meters are the Nielsen rating. Oh, you're down two more. I think they just turned you on in all clear. Where is all clear? I don't know. Craig in Pasadena, good morning. You're on the air. Speaker 2 (34:35) I'm sorry. I was trying to call Speaker 6 (34:37) Pre Speaker 2 (34:37) -K. Bye. Sorry. Pre-K. Pre-K, are you there? Speaker 8 (34:43) Pre-K, you got a fan Speaker 2 (34:44) here. Pre-K, Speaker 5 (34:45) it's for you. What'd it do? Speaker 2 (34:48) Pre-K, you've got a Craig. I guess you're giving this up. Maybe you haven't paid your phone bill and you're communicating with your friends. Oh, my boy, Craig. Yeah. Craig. Speaker 8 (34:57) I think he wants to buy some weed. Speaker 2 (34:59) Craig. You ain't Speaker 3 (35:00) got Speaker 2 (35:00) to Speaker 3 (35:01) lie, Craig. Speaker 2 (35:03) 800-800-7234-800-800 radio if you'd like to talk to pre-K. It's all too much fun. iHeart Radio Music Festival, Las Vegas tonight. Speaker 2 (35:18) Did you go to the shows last night? There's some pretty good lineup. My wife went, but I turned it down. You turned it down? Yeah, I just didn't want to go. I wanted to go, but I didn't want to stay up. Then there's a late night party at Pittman's condo thing, and it was going to last until 1. And then I have to get up at 4 to do this. And I was like, I don't want to feel terrible all day. I want to feel good so I can watch college football because last weekend was the most fun college football weekend I can remember in a while. For Speaker 8 (35:49) some people. But just Speaker 2 (35:52) even if, forget your team, there were, Saturday night there were three great endings. Yes. Great endings. Tech, UT, and Iowa versus Iowa. Speaker 5 (36:04) Yeah. Speaker 2 (36:05) And then last night, Texas Tech damn near got beat by Houston. Or at least tied. I listened to a Speaker 5 (36:12) lot of that on the radio last night. Great game. Speaker 2 (36:14) It was good. Good. Texas Tech. They're going to slide a couple of points, and Houston's going to come up a couple of points, in my opinion. Anyway, are we out of time? Speaker 8 (36:25) Yeah, it's time to go to break. Speaker 2 (36:27) Time to wrap this hour. We will be right back. 800-800-7234-800-800. Radio, my name is John Clay Wolf by Cars on the Air. From America's best car buyer, givemethevin.com. Speaker 3 (36:48) I need a glass of water. It's time. I need a $100 bill. Whoa. Speaker 6 (36:52) I got a $20. Speaker 1 (36:53) She'll do. From the Wolf Radio Studios. An animal's coming. It's time. 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