Episode 965 | "We Smoking This Sh*t"

The Joe Budden Podcast

Joe Budden and guests dive into a mix of humor, pop culture commentary, and personal anecdotes, covering topics from food storage habits to

Key takeaways

• The group humorously debates the ethics of saving leftover Chinese food, highlighting cultural differences in food storage habits.

Main topics

• Leftover Chinese food culture
• Family meal traditions

Notable quotes

"You can save the lo mein, but you can't save the shrimp roll."

Conclusion

The episode ends with a mix of camaraderie and humor, emphasizing conn

Transcript preview

Speaker 2 (0:00) The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy Speaker 4 (0:27) the show. Speaker 2 (0:29) All morning I'm saying to my fiance, because we got an ongoing joke in the house, that as soon as she turn the stove on or the oven on, her son pop up from college. Nigga, no. Go to college. Go to school. Eat the Lunchables that them niggas serve up there. He pop up and get some of mama good food. Yeah. Speaker 4 (0:53) As he should. Speaker 2 (0:54) That's how it goes. I understand that as a nigga with a mama. Where you lose me is I never had a stepdad. Speaker 1 (1:03) Oh, you never had a stepdad? Speaker 2 (1:05) No. Speaker 1 (1:06) Oh, I have. Speaker 2 (1:07) When you go over there to get some of mama food, you got to leave some of the curry chicken and the baked chicken in there when stepdad come up. The big piece. This growing ass football playing nigga don't do he eat everything. He leave his fingers right. He taking that food up. So now she makes some good shit last night. I'm like, ooh, peace. Your son not here. I get leftovers. Speaker 1 (1:31) And Speaker 2 (1:31) the first thing in the morning, you got the chicken and rice. Oh my God. That shit look good. He's Speaker 4 (1:41) unbothered. Speaker 3 (1:45) That's why Speaker 2 (1:46) they lost 87-3. Speaker 4 (1:49) Yeah, Speaker 2 (1:50) play around. 87-3 because you sitting there enjoying food. Speaker 2 (1:57) It Speaker 5 (1:57) ain't got nothing to do Speaker 2 (1:58) with the guy. He's 70. That's why Speaker 5 (1:59) they injured your punter. He would have shut that receiver down. Yeah, I wouldn't have went like that. I wouldn't have went Speaker 2 (2:06) that way. That's my bad, man. I love you. And you got a Speaker 4 (2:09) can Speaker 5 (2:09) of the dry. Speaker 1 (2:11) Got Speaker 2 (2:12) to watch all this shit down. I wish y'all knew how them Canada drys are fighting my house. Oh, my Lord. I go through a lot of Canada drys. Me too. The mini ones. Yeah, and the big ones. Speaker 1 (2:23) Yeah, that's a thing. Speaker 2 (2:25) Now my son calling. I ain't got time for you and a stepson. Speaker 4 (2:29) Don't Speaker 2 (2:29) you Speaker 4 (2:29) get into my nigga Paul right now. Yo, Speaker 2 (2:32) yo. Oh, I missed it. Then he want to come to your job and lick his fingers off the chicken. He's staring at you. He got a troll of you. He could have ate that anywhere. I smell it. Yeah, he could have ate anywhere. And you Speaker 3 (2:46) took the, oh Speaker 5 (2:47) my. Speaker 1 (2:47) It's so good though. Speaker 5 (2:49) Son, he said he left you a thigh. He left you a thigh? You be all right. Speaker 2 (2:53) I'm going to learn him. Speaker 5 (2:54) We might look like you learning you right now. We fight. Yo, you tough, Speaker 2 (2:58) right? Yeah. Speaker 4 (3:00) Niggas get thighs every day, B. Speaker 2 (3:02) You Speaker 5 (3:02) be aight. You Speaker 4 (3:03) be aight. You Speaker 1 (3:04) like water, right? Speaker 5 (3:07) Last can of the jar gone. Yeah. Speaker 2 (3:09) Who side y'all on in our last fight about food in my house? We order Chinese food. Okay. Whatever we don't eat, she save it and leave it on the counter for her kids to eat the next day. I said, I can't take this poor shit you keep doing. Saving Chinese food brings me back to a different place. And if they want Chinese food tomorrow, we could spend the $13.99. I'm going to save some Chinese food. I'm saving Chinese food, fam. I don't Speaker 5 (3:41) know Speaker 2 (3:41) what the fuck I'm talking about. Speaker 1 (3:42) You save it Speaker 2 (3:44) too? Speaker 5 (3:44) Keep going. Speaker 1 (3:45) I'm going Speaker 2 (3:46) to ask you Speaker 5 (3:46) this. Speaker 2 (3:47) Parks answer it. Ice answer it. Speaker 2 (3:50) We ain't saving no fucking lo mein. It doesn't depend on what it is. You can save the lo mein. The only thing it depends on is how much is left. She saved lo mein. Talking about my daughter will eat this after school. How much is left? You can save the lo mein, but you can't save the Speaker 1 (4:05) shrimp roll. Speaker 2 (4:07) No, right? No. Come on. Y Speaker 1 (4:09) 'all are tripping. Speaker 4 (4:10) Answer Speaker 2 (4:10) it, nigga. I'll save it. And you lying, right? You just lying. Mona, you saved it. Speaker 1 (4:15) The crazy thing about it is the one thing you can say and you don't need Speaker 4 (4:19) to talk about it. Mona said that shit for Speaker 2 (4:24) a week. Speaker 1 (4:25) I'm feeling real girly today. Speaker 2 (4:27) And you're looking good. I Speaker 1 (4:28) will cry and walk out. Yo, y'all wish, right? It was that easy. Speaker 2 (4:33) No. Come on. Come on. He's . Speaker 4 (4:38) You just can't. Hey, stop. Just stop. You're going to turn up a notch. This room get real stoic when it happens, boy. That's Speaker 1 (4:52) what I'm about to say. What does that look like? Do one of y'all run and chase me and talk Speaker 4 (4:55) to me? Speaker 2 (4:55) Oh, Speaker 4 (4:55) my Speaker 2 (4:55) God. No. No. No. Oh, I have ran out Speaker 1 (4:59) of crap once. What's Speaker 2 (4:59) up with them? I don't know. I did that Speaker 1 (5:00) once, I think. If you do it, somebody Speaker 2 (5:03) from the park will come to your house. Speaker 2 (5:28) I am a pro. I'm not repeating that. We're Speaker 5 (5:32) back again. Speaker 2 (5:35) That was funny, though. Speaker 1 (5:36) Good morning, fellas. Good morning. What I was saying about the Chinese cuisine was, out of everything. Cuisine. Speaker 1 (5:45) I feel like lo mein is the easiest thing to like heat up yeah shrimp fried rice you might gotta fry it put egg in it add a little something air fryer take care of Speaker 6 (5:54) it Speaker 1 (5:54) yeah or something wait y'all Speaker 3 (5:56) do Speaker 1 (5:56) what y'all do what Speaker 3 (5:57) what Speaker 2 (5:57) I'm learning Speaker 1 (5:59) so much I can't shit y'all not if you if you're starving in a condo and all is left is shrimp fried rice from the night before and there's one raw egg in there if you put that fucking rice in the pot and add egg that shit Turns that rice into the original meal. Mind you, the Chinese spot you got it from, they did the same thing because they had it in the pot for two days. Like, can we stop? Chinese stores have that chicken seasoned and fried for two, three days and we just buy it, buy it, buy it. Like, please. That's why I Speaker 3 (6:26) wouldn't want to heat it up the next day. I Speaker 1 (6:27) get that, but I feel like out of everything, lo mein is that one thing that's like, it's easy done. And kids like noodles. Moms know kids love noodles. Like, a kid would pick noodles over a home-cooked meal like she cook. At Speaker 2 (6:38) the Speaker 1 (6:38) end of Speaker 6 (6:38) the Speaker 1 (6:38) day, some conversations he can't be in because nigga 2-Up. That's just Speaker 6 (6:42) noodles. Speaker 1 (6:42) Nigga 2-Up. He don't know no Speaker 6 (6:44) more. Speaker 1 (6:44) I agree. You can't put a shrimp roll in the microwave, really. Air fryer. Air Speaker 6 (6:48) fryer, dog. You shouldn't put anything in the microwave, Speaker 3 (6:50) quite Speaker 6 (6:50) frankly. Speaker 3 (6:50) Yeah, I do all the time. Air Speaker 5 (6:52) fryer. Speaker 3 (6:52) Toaster oven. There's all kinds of things that's better than the microwave. I agree. Some shit Joe can't talk about because he 2-Up. Joe don't Speaker 1 (6:58) know Speaker 3 (6:58) no Speaker 1 (6:58) more. He's out of touch. Speaker 3 (6:59) I don't think heating up Chinese food from around the way is one of them things. Speaker 1 (7:03) First of all, you don't live around the way. So stop. That's where I get the Chinese food from. And you are. And you are. Speaker 3 (7:07) You don't Speaker 1 (7:08) go in the... Speaker 3 (7:08) This Speaker 1 (7:09) nigga like to act like he not up too. That's the cute part. You know what I mean? Y Speaker 3 (7:13) 'all get Chinese food from suburban spots? Hell no. The Chinese food I get from the same spot. But Speaker 1 (7:19) y'all not going to the trenches for Chinese. I Speaker 2 (7:21) don't think my trenches is the same as yours. That's Speaker 1 (7:24) what I'm Speaker 2 (7:24) saying. I Speaker 4 (7:25) don't Speaker 2 (7:25) think it is. Speaker 5 (7:28) What's that trench in the sea? I fuck with you. I Speaker 2 (7:32) fuck with you. I ain't Speaker 1 (7:34) so Speaker 2 (7:34) proud to be a hood booger. I'm not. I'm just proud to be me. Which is a hood booger. Okay. Speaker 1 (7:41) Hey, Speaker 5 (7:41) I'm comfortable with myself. Speaker 2 (7:43) You know Speaker 1 (7:44) yourself. Speaker 2 (7:44) You better go move that car. Speaker 4 (7:46) I wish we could talk about Speaker 1 (7:47) it. Speaker 5 (7:48) Yeah, bring it up. Go ahead. Speaker 2 (7:49) I got Speaker 4 (7:49) some thoughts Speaker 2 (7:50) too. I got a lot of thoughts. You can talk about it. I got a lot of thoughts. That shit was fun. There you freeze. I got freeze fucked up. No, we don't. No, yes you do. No, we, you know, I don't. I don't want to get freeze. Speaker 2 (8:10) I'm on a live broadcast. Speaker 4 (8:13) What are you talking Speaker 2 (8:15) about, bro? What are Speaker 4 (8:16) you Speaker 2 (8:16) doing? Speaker 4 (8:16) Please. You Speaker 1 (8:17) can't. Speaker 4 (8:18) No, we're podcasting. We Speaker 2 (8:20) on the air. Speaker 1 (8:22) You never know who you work with. Speaker 4 (8:24) Think you know a guy. Yeah, Speaker 1 (8:26) it's Speaker 4 (8:26) crazy, bro. Speaker 5 (8:28) I ain't going to lie to you. I'm still a little fucked up that you said you put the Chinese food in a pot. Speaker 1 (8:33) Yeah, sure. If I rice at my bunny taught me that. Shout out to my bunny. You ever did that? I know what you're talking about. Speaker 5 (8:39) You do that too? No. I put some water on it and throw it in the microwave and keep it pushing. But I know Speaker 1 (8:44) that some of y'all are thinking like, damn, that might be good. Speaker 5 (8:46) No. Speaker 1 (8:47) So y'all don't eat egg in your fried rice? You don't like egg in your fried rice? Speaker 5 (8:51) I'm not going to go make an extra egg. I'm Speaker 4 (8:53) an Speaker 1 (8:53) extra egg in a fried rice. It's the next day. I have a fucking, I have Speaker 3 (8:58) a Speaker 1 (8:58) coochie. Speaker 5 (8:59) I'm going to just scramble my own eggs and cook some eggs. I'm Speaker 3 (9:01) not Speaker 5 (9:01) stepping on shrimp fried rice. Speaker 2 (9:03) I'm stepping Speaker 1 (9:03) on a shrimp fried rice and stretching it. Fuck y'all. Speaker 2 (9:09) I Speaker 1 (9:10) could cook though. Speaker 2 (9:11) Oh, what's up with that? Why do Speaker 1 (9:15) they keep saying you don't talk to your sister like that? Speaker 3 (9:19) She said it like the white man is pink. Speaker 1 (9:21) I will cook whenever y'all want me to. Alright, so what else Speaker 3 (9:25) we got? Speaker 1 (9:26) I'm dead serious. I'm giving y'all the opportunity. Speaker 5 (9:30) What the fuck did you talk about? Speaker 1 (9:31) I could only bring one plate. I could cook my ass off. Speaker 2 (9:35) You should do it. I Speaker 1 (9:36) will. What's up? You want me to cook for you? Are you Speaker 2 (9:38) over there cooking for Gerald? What's on boy now? I'm selling Speaker 5 (9:41) plates. You might get busy. And he definitely got some Speaker 2 (9:45) plates out of her. Mona look like she got a fire food truck somewhere. It don't sell just food on the truck. Oh, for sure. Oh, for sure. Everything in that truck fires. You get Speaker 1 (9:57) back with the supplies. More than Speaker 2 (9:59) that. You want salad? You're going to get more than some back. All right. Speaker 1 (10:06) What are we doing? Speaker 2 (10:07) All right, no, no, you're right. Speaker 1 (10:09) Damn, y'all. Y'all supposed to be my brothers. Speaker 5 (10:12) If y'all want me Speaker 1 (10:14) to cook on Friday, I will. We want you to cook Speaker 5 (10:17) on Friday. I'll come Speaker 1 (10:18) up here when I'm off. What's up? Speaker 5 (10:19) Hey, Mona. We just going to do it just for shits and giggles. We want you to cook next Friday. Speaker 1 (10:23) Okay. What do y'all want? What's the menu? Macaroni and cheese because that was the original deal. Speaker 2 (10:28) Oh, Speaker 1 (10:29) we Speaker 2 (10:29) back to macaroni and Speaker 4 (10:29) cheese. Speaker 2 (10:29) Oh, Speaker 4 (10:30) my Speaker 2 (10:30) God. How do we always end up here? Don't take the Speaker 1 (10:33) sass out your fucking voices, guys. What is the menu? Let's talk about it right now. Macaroni and cheese. How about some turkey wings? Turkey wings. I love turkey wings. We can do turkey wings, mac and Speaker 5 (10:42) cheese. Speaker 1 (10:42) Collard greens. Greens or string beans? Speaker 5 (10:44) Greens. Greens with turkey. Everybody greens ain't good. Speaker 1 (10:46) That's right. Everybody agrees or stream being so what you saying what you want to do? Whatever Speaker 5 (10:50) is easier for you because Speaker 1 (10:51) I really I'm better than y'all bitches You Speaker 2 (10:55) can't Speaker 1 (11:02) I'm just complaining Speaker 2 (11:02) put up enough fight don't play don't play Confident with Speaker 5 (11:10) that chase Speaker 2 (11:11) stand Speaker 5 (11:11) on it. It sounded good. She just defer to, oh, except one. Ish, because that's my dog and I pay her food and Speaker 1 (11:17) it's very good. No, I pay her food and it's good as shit. Now, if you think Speaker 2 (11:21) me Speaker 1 (11:21) and my Speaker 2 (11:22) dog... The hot Speaker 4 (11:24) plate? Speaker 2 (11:25) Yeah. Mona get that little, that little, that little one stove. That little, ooh. One stove. That's fucked up, yo. I bet Mona told me, I love when she come on time. Speaker 1 (11:41) Oh, shit. Shut up. I Speaker 2 (11:43) miss you. God. Speaker 1 (11:45) I do. I'm missing y'all too, though, sometimes. Speaker 2 (11:49) All Speaker 5 (11:50) right, I'm ready. Our guests be missing you. Speaker 1 (11:52) What'd you say? Speaker 5 (11:53) Our guests be missing you. Really? Hell yeah. They ask for you a lot. Yeah. It's funny because nobody Speaker 1 (11:58) ever, ever, ever says, hey, such and such is coming, do you want to film? It never happens. It never happens once. It's so weird. It's like it never happens all at once. You walk in, you have no idea. You walk in, you're a motherfucker. I'll be on the couch. Or your PO. Speaker 4 (12:13) Yeah? Speaker 1 (12:14) You run this shit differently, man. Speaker 2 (12:16) I feel like that's another one I should know. Like, who has a P.O.? Speaker 1 (12:19) Y Speaker 2 (12:22) 'all don't think I should know that? No. For real? Fuck no. They Speaker 1 (12:26) took it off the applications. They took it off the apps, my nigga. Wait, you Speaker 3 (12:30) dead ass? You have some dead ass. Why? You specifically. If I had a job. Speaker 1 (12:36) Who's going Speaker 3 (12:36) to Speaker 1 (12:36) tell Joe Budden to talk to their PO? Speaker 5 (12:37) I'm about to say, you would be... No. Who want the world to know they got a Speaker 1 (12:41) PO? Speaker 5 (12:41) That'd be more the thing. He Speaker 1 (12:42) won't tell it. Speaker 5 (12:42) He won't tell it. All right, keep playing. I'm Speaker 2 (12:44) going Speaker 5 (12:44) to call that. They Speaker 2 (12:46) took that off a job application? Speaker 1 (12:47) Yeah, they took the Federal League box. They Speaker 3 (12:49) erased the box, yeah. Which Speaker 1 (12:51) is a good thing. Speaker 3 (12:52) It Speaker 1 (12:52) wasn't fair. But that's for Speaker 3 (12:53) convictions, too. But this ain't even a political issue for me. At all. It's a Joe Budden issue. Yeah. Oh. I wouldn't tell you if I had a PO. I'll tell you about a P.O. Box. A PT? Personal trainer? I don't tell you Speaker 4 (13:09) about that shit. You crazy, dude. I wouldn't Speaker 5 (13:14) tell you about nothing. Why? Because it's just ammo. Speaker 1 (13:18) Yo, because Speaker 5 (13:19) you don't want the Speaker 3 (13:19) 40 million viewers to know. Speaker 1 (13:21) Is it 40 million? God damn, you're getting Speaker 3 (13:24) me. I Speaker 1 (13:25) can Speaker 3 (13:25) hear it already. It'll take one second of silence. So Antoine went to his... Parole officer this morning. Oh, Speaker 4 (13:31) I'm not supposed to say that? Oh, I'm not. Oh, Speaker 2 (13:33) pardon me. And Speaker 4 (13:34) you said the nigga had a boogie and bad breath, right? And Speaker 2 (13:36) I'm the only one that that applies to here. No, you and Flip. Yeah. Oh, Flip for sure. Flip's Speaker 4 (13:41) worse. Speaker 2 (13:41) Flip's worse. Y Speaker 1 (13:42) 'all have Speaker 2 (13:42) Joseph Anthony Button Jr. in the same category as Speaker 3 (13:47) Flip. Speaker 2 (13:47) You're number two. You're number two. When it come to that. Speaker 1 (13:49) And you're below him. Speaker 3 (13:50) Yeah. Wow. You're under Speaker 1 (13:51) him in the category of that. Speaker 3 (13:53) I would tell Joe before I would tell Flip. Speaker 5 (13:54) Fam, you've kind Speaker 3 (13:55) of Speaker 1 (13:55) heard that. Speaker 3 (13:55) Because if Joe thought it was a secret, Joe wouldn't tell it. That's true. Speaker 1 (13:59) Flip, I ain't gonna Speaker 4 (13:59) give Joey the Speaker 1 (14:00) eye. No, no, no. It Speaker 4 (14:01) depends on Speaker 5 (14:03) what it Speaker 3 (14:03) is. It depends on what it Speaker 5 (14:04) is. If it's some street shit, Flip gonna feel like he holding it down for the Speaker 3 (14:09) streets, and he not gonna tell. But if it's anything other Speaker 5 (14:12) than the streets... When Speaker 3 (14:13) the street Speaker 5 (14:13) shit Speaker 1 (14:13) goes on up here, we gotta go to the Speaker 2 (14:14) therapist. Speaker 1 (14:14) I wish they Speaker 2 (14:15) would tell. We need a Speaker 1 (14:18) therapist. We need a therapist that's gonna come here and talk to us because we're not street niggas, guys. Speaker 2 (14:22) Yes, and I think half the room don't know that at all. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Know what? Speaker 1 (14:27) Yeah. We're not street niggas, guys. We don't sell, we don't got no waste. Ain't Speaker 2 (14:29) no street niggas in here. I concur. I agree. Like, we don't even got no Speaker 1 (14:33) residue at the crib. You know what I mean? It ain't no bags, no scales, nothing. If it's some shit about this, it shouldn't be. Speaker 5 (14:40) I'm glad it ain't. I'm like, okay, I like you. Speaker 2 (14:43) I Speaker 5 (14:43) hope you don't. Speaker 2 (14:46) That's what get it done. I cannot believe that you guys feel this way about me. Joe, you know that you have. Speaker 5 (14:52) You came up here and said some shit and say, oh, damn, such and such told me not to say nothing about this. I ain't going to say nothing. All right, all right. Well, look, I'm going to tell y'all anyway. Speaker 2 (15:01) Ice. That is a master of ceremony performing. Speaker 5 (15:05) He's an actor. Think Hamilton. What I'm telling you is. Think Speaker 2 (15:10) Hamilton when you hear that. Hamilton. I Speaker 5 (15:16) can't believe Speaker 2 (15:16) y'all think that. Now that I know that, one thing has become abundantly clear to me and the audience out there. These people clearly don't know all the secrets I know about them. Speaker 2 (15:31) But see, that's Speaker 3 (15:32) what I said. Speaker 2 (15:33) Hey, that's the only thing that Speaker 3 (15:34) can explain this. It depends on the secret. Speaker 2 (15:37) They think I don't know all of their secrets and I'm holding them in like a vault. Speaker 5 (15:42) You don't. Speaker 2 (15:43) I know a lot. You do know a Speaker 4 (15:44) lot. I know a lot. I Speaker 5 (15:46) know a lot. Let me ask you this. I tell you that. I tell you that. Let me ask you. Are you confident that they are accurate and true? Yeah. Speaker 2 (15:56) Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty confident. I'm pretty confident. Speaker 5 (15:59) Yo, you just you just accused me of something that is the In left field that was nowhere near true. Speaker 2 (16:06) I didn't think I accused you of anything all day today. So what about today? Speaker 5 (16:09) I mean the last part we had Remember you like yo, oh, that's some head you got It's okay Speaker 5 (16:19) That you think you Speaker 2 (16:20) got a secret in the top? And Speaker 5 (16:21) that shit ain't nowhere near accurate. It's okay. I don't look at you no different. Yo, that's funny. You got that head. That head is his. He Speaker 4 (16:29) believe it too. Yes, he got that head. It's okay. You believe that too? Yes. I Speaker 2 (16:34) believe that. Good for you. You just met this nigga. You met this nigga six months ago. We know him. I would never know. Speaker 1 (16:41) Okay. He just don't Speaker 3 (16:42) seem like to say they would lie about that. Speaker 1 (16:43) That's such a safe answer. Boy, Speaker 6 (16:45) please. I Speaker 2 (16:45) know. Boy, please. Speaker 3 (16:46) You would have told me. You would have told me. Speaker 5 (16:49) Yes, you would. So Speaker 4 (16:50) why you don't think it's true? I Speaker 5 (16:51) just believe it. It's very believable. It is very believable. That's Speaker 4 (16:54) what Speaker 5 (16:54) it is. That don't even make sense. Yo, I would believe that you would tell me, but... I think you lying about this. I would have thought that. It's Speaker 4 (17:00) so Speaker 6 (17:00) believable that it's Speaker 5 (17:01) hard. It's Speaker 4 (17:02) believable. It's very believable. It's not even close Speaker 5 (17:04) to believable. Speaker 4 (17:05) It's believable. I just don't believe it because you told me it wasn't true. But Speaker 2 (17:08) it's Speaker 4 (17:08) not only me saying this. Don't only Speaker 5 (17:10) call me crazy. No, I'm saying it's not believable. Speaker 1 (17:13) Oh, yeah. I believe that, too. Speaker 5 (17:14) See? Wait. Speaker 1 (17:18) No, Speaker 3 (17:19) we're not saying it out loud. We're Speaker 2 (17:21) not Speaker 3 (17:21) saying it out loud. It sounds believable. It's more shocking that it's Speaker 1 (17:25) not true. Yeah, I believe you, but if you hadn't told me yourself, Speaker 3 (17:29) I would believe it. I would have guessed. And here's the Speaker 1 (17:30) thing. For me, it's more on the other person than anything. It's not just Speaker 3 (17:34) you. Speaker 1 (17:34) No, it's not. Speaker 5 (17:35) I'm Speaker 1 (17:35) saying for my decision making, the assumption is because Speaker 5 (17:38) of other people. Speaker 1 (17:38) On a Sunday Speaker 2 (17:39) afternoon, boy. It was some. You had a time. She could have sucked Speaker 1 (17:44) my dick, boy. You Speaker 2 (17:46) had a time. Speaker 1 (17:47) You had a Speaker 2 (17:49) little Speaker 1 (17:49) time. Sometimes, some things look like a good time. You know what Speaker 2 (17:54) I Speaker 1 (17:54) mean? Uh Speaker 2 (17:54) -uh. There ain't nothing wrong with it. I ain't looking at you no different, my boy. Seriously. Speaker 1 (18:03) It don't matter that you did that. Speaker 2 (18:06) You're trying to make it Speaker 6 (18:06) comfortable for him to say it. Speaker 4 (18:09) Once he says it doesn't happen, he didn't got to Speaker 2 (18:11) say it. Speaker 5 (18:12) I believe him. But I still just, I Speaker 2 (18:14) can see a world where that happened. Yo, this nigga Speaker 5 (18:16) going Speaker 2 (18:17) to Speaker 5 (18:17) say, I believe him. But then just five minutes ago said, I believe that. It's true. Which was it? It's both. Speaker 2 (18:23) God damn it. Speaker 3 (18:23) If that shit Speaker 5 (18:24) come out to be true, I'm going to be like, I knew it. Speaker 3 (18:26) But see, Speaker 5 (18:27) Joe, that's Speaker 3 (18:27) a Speaker 5 (18:27) perfect example. Like, you think that's a... Speaker 3 (18:30) Yo, Speaker 2 (18:30) crazy, Speaker 3 (18:30) y'all. Joe thinks that's a secret of yours and he's still telling it. Yeah. No, the funny shit is Speaker 2 (18:36) I Speaker 3 (18:36) don't think it's a Speaker 2 (18:37) secret. Speaker 4 (18:37) He leaning on it like it's true. Speaker 3 (18:39) It's not Speaker 2 (18:39) a secret. Yo, you are out of your mind. Like that's like kind of out there in the bathroom stall. It gotta be a Speaker 3 (18:46) secret if he's denying Speaker 5 (18:47) it. Speaker 3 (18:47) No, it's Speaker 2 (18:47) not even a secret. No, my boy just gonna hold it down. That's Speaker 5 (18:50) not true. At some point it's a Speaker 2 (18:51) lie. Speaker 5 (18:51) Wait, you're not gonna hold it down? We have to determine between a secret and a lie. They are drastically different. Yes, they are. Speaker 2 (18:56) This Speaker 5 (18:56) is Speaker 2 (18:56) a Speaker 5 (18:56) believable Speaker 2 (18:57) lie. That's what we're talking Speaker 5 (18:58) about. It's Speaker 4 (18:59) a Speaker 5 (18:59) believable lie. Speaker 1 (19:00) And I think that people assume that from the beginning, that's what happened. Like the shit you Speaker 2 (19:02) do? Yes. That's what happened. Like it'd be flat out lies. Yeah, Speaker 5 (19:05) yeah, the shit you do would be flat out lies. Speaker 2 (19:07) Just not this one. Speaker 5 (19:08) Who are they Speaker 4 (19:08) talking about? Just Speaker 2 (19:09) not this one. I do lie. I tell lies. Not on this one. This one though? Dead on. Start in the middle of the board. So Speaker 1 (19:17) Joe, after he says no, you still think he lying to you? Speaker 2 (19:20) He's saying that to y'all. He can't say that to me. I'm not even listening to him no more. Let Speaker 5 (19:24) me Speaker 2 (19:24) tell you something. Speaker 4 (19:25) I'm not even listening to him on this no more. Speaker 5 (19:26) This is not the first person that, this nigga told me one time, yo, I bet money you did such and such. And I said, fam, you are insane. We Speaker 1 (19:36) need a lot of technology. Speaker 5 (19:36) He's projecting. Yes! That nigga is the ColecoVision. ColecoVision. Speaker 2 (19:44) This Speaker 4 (19:44) nigga is the projection. Do what you want. Speaker 2 (19:48) On this one, that's it. I'm not saying he ain't saying true things about Joe Button. Hey, I'm a lot of things. Some of that shit may be Speaker 1 (19:58) true. Speaker 2 (19:59) Just not on this one. Just not on this one, though. Speaker 1 (20:03) I Speaker 2 (20:03) mean that were you don't tell you be Speaker 1 (20:06) honest is none of our business. It's really nice No, Speaker 2 (20:10) it's not your Speaker 1 (20:10) body Speaker 2 (20:14) your choice. That's between y'all You Speaker 1 (20:16) don't Speaker 3 (20:25) think that right I'm not disappointed the old body to Speaker 4 (20:33) Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Speaker 2 (20:34) I'm Speaker 6 (20:35) sure you have some songs. Speaker 2 (20:36) I do. Yeah, something. Some intro music. I do. I got some. Comedian talking. Give us something, please. A little LOL. A little LOL. Something, bro. See if I can lift the spirits. I Speaker 1 (20:47) love this part. It's my fave. I'm Speaker 2 (20:49) about to kill it with some shit. You're going to play Benjamin. I'm about to start getting it. Nah. Speaker 5 (21:03) Son, remember that time you got caught jerking off at your job and they fired you? And you was mad broke for like three months. You ain't have no food, nothing in your crib. And I came through and smashed Speaker 4 (21:15) you with like 800 cash and a BJ's card like, yo, do you, son? Speaker 5 (21:21) Bro's don't be knowing, nigga. We family for real, nigga. Am I my brother's keeper? Yes, I am. Speaker 2 (21:29) Son, remember that time? Speaker 5 (21:31) Yeah, Speaker 2 (21:31) bro. Speaker 4 (22:24) I Speaker 2 (24:32) said it's my mom's birthday, god damn it. Speaker 2 (26:43) What episode is this? 965. Welcome to episode 965 of the Joe Budden Podcast. Brought to you by Fueled Speaker 4 (26:50) by Speaker 2 (26:50) Power by Price Picks. Price Picks gang. Speaker 4 (26:52) Yeah. Speaker 2 (26:53) I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, extremely happy to be your host, Joe Budden, here with the most amazing crew in the world. To my right, you know the vibes. Philly's finest, Big Demona. Don't call her white girl. Mona is in the building. Mona, how you doing, love? Speaker 1 (27:07) I'm doing amazing. Good. Speaker 2 (27:08) We absolutely love that. Next to her, openly gray. I see what you did, dear. I don't know what you did there. I don't know what he did either. What's the gray? I'm Speaker 3 (27:15) trying Speaker 2 (27:15) to support him. Speaker 4 (27:17) Openly Speaker 2 (27:17) gray. Speaker 3 (27:17) It's multiple layers to the joke. Break it up. Break it down. One, I wear gray all the time. That's true. You do. Openly. Right. It's a play on openly gay. I didn't get that. I'm also at the age of being gray. Speaker 5 (27:28) Right. Speaker 6 (27:29) He don't really have much gray. He does. I Speaker 5 (27:31) don't dye Speaker 3 (27:32) my hair. I'm openly gray. Oh, I see. I see. And after the last episode, everybody has been calling me gay on the internet. Speaker 2 (27:40) Why? Speaker 3 (27:40) Have they been? Gay Speaker 2 (27:42) on the internet. Just like waves. Yeah. Wait, why they been calling Mark gay? Why Speaker 3 (27:47) not? It's like two things. Speaker 2 (27:48) Why not? Speaker 3 (27:51) Two Speaker 2 (27:51) prong. Speaker 3 (27:52) Actually, yeah. One was because, you know, I'm... The Maxilmore Speaker 6 (27:59) thing? No. Speaker 3 (28:01) That actually got me out the hole, as it were. It was... One is the trans stuff, right? Every time I say anything that's... Identifies trans people as human they assume I'm having sex with them. They Speaker 1 (28:13) are alive. Yeah, oh, he's right Oh, Speaker 2 (28:17) yeah, but that shit you said when you were like if somebody is having sex with a trans woman Then that's a woman so they like well that that's what they find. Yeah, and Speaker 3 (28:27) again I was saying what the argument was it wasn't I wasn't even taking a position Again. Again. Oh, you on a roll. Yeah. I was just saying, look, you wouldn't call them pansexual because blah, blah, blah, blah, because they don't see it that way. Right. But then the second thing was after that whole conversation about having dinner with the ex. Yeah, yeah, but Speaker 6 (28:44) that's Speaker 2 (28:44) okay. Speaker 3 (28:45) Why Speaker 2 (28:45) is Speaker 3 (28:45) that? Speaker 2 (28:46) Why was that they Speaker 3 (28:47) assume that they? Don't know the internet is interesting place so and the only guy man even get you and you agree with me. Yeah, come on No, Speaker 5 (28:59) no, Speaker 3 (29:00) no, I'm Speaker 4 (29:02) just Speaker 3 (29:02) saying no to think you silent I'm saying they said it's just solid mark a I'm just saying it's funny that the idea is that if I'm like um if I'm willing to have my wife like Speaker 3 (29:13) To have to have dinner with an old friend that Speaker 1 (29:15) makes you a homosexual It Speaker 3 (29:17) must be that I have a beard that we're not really together and I'm actually a secret cause of the gay dude That's Speaker 2 (29:21) a Speaker 3 (29:21) big reach in my opinion. It's Speaker 2 (29:22) a huge read. I think that's a big I Speaker 3 (29:24) think Speaker 2 (29:24) it makes you a cock if Speaker 3 (29:25) I think however That sounded crazy how they did Speaker 2 (29:29) unearth some facts about that. Oh, they started pulling up the old or They'll work your old clips. Oh, you know started pulling up the old clip Speaker 2 (29:40) Proof. Proof. Speaker 4 (29:43) Proof. I need to see old clips. Speaker 2 (29:45) Yeah, they said they found a few discrepancies in your story. You my man, so I ain't going to bring it up. It could be. I ain't going to bring Speaker 3 (29:51) it up. Speaker 2 (29:51) It could be. Speaker 3 (29:51) If I misremember something that I did, I don't care. Speaker 2 (29:53) Hey, that's what I always go with. That's Speaker 3 (29:57) the Speaker 2 (29:57) one I always go with. Speaker 3 (29:58) It Speaker 1 (29:58) ain't Speaker 2 (29:58) that deep of Speaker 3 (29:58) a story. But Speaker 1 (29:59) he's Speaker 3 (29:59) not Speaker 1 (29:59) gay, Joe. Speaker 3 (30:00) No, not that part. That wasn't the discrepancy. Speaker 1 (30:04) That Speaker 3 (30:04) wasn't being debated. Speaker 1 (30:05) What's the pictures? Is he in a thong? Speaker 2 (30:08) No. Then they pulled up a clip of you saying, I told you, you and your wife show is my favorite show now. I really want you to Speaker 4 (30:15) subscribe. Speaker 2 (30:15) They pulled up. Speaker 4 (30:18) There's so many ways to show that. Speaker 2 (30:21) They pulled up a clip of you doing the Mason Allude. The Speaker 3 (30:27) Mason? The Mason Allude. You know the Mason Allude. Oh, what that mean? Don't call my girl no more? Where Speaker 2 (30:32) you called a guy. I called a guy? You called a guy. Speaker 5 (30:37) I have no idea what you're talking about. Don't call my girl no more in the loop? Speaker 2 (30:40) The guy didn't answer. Speaker 5 (30:41) He left a message. Speaker 2 (30:43) But Mark made the call. It's in the clip. Speaker 3 (30:45) That has never happened to me. Is this a Joe Budden story? Speaker 2 (30:48) No, it's a clip out there. That's not true. Of your words. Of Speaker 3 (30:52) me Speaker 2 (30:52) saying that I called a guy? Of you saying that you saw an interaction. If nobody heard it, I don't want to unearth it. Speaker 1 (30:58) It's AI. Speaker 2 (31:01) That Speaker 1 (31:01) could Speaker 2 (31:01) be very convincing. No, please send me that clip because I've never, have I ever called it? In the clip, you and your wife were talking and you were saying, I saw an interaction that you were having with somebody that we mutually know, a very attractive man, a very smart man. And then she started making her jokes. And then you was like, yeah, I saw that. And I called him and he didn't answer. Speaker 3 (31:21) Oh, no, Speaker 2 (31:22) this is what happened. That is true. Oh, okay. Hey, it's not AI. You Speaker 3 (31:26) gave Speaker 2 (31:26) that shit up Speaker 4 (31:26) quick. I ain't got Speaker 2 (31:28) no Speaker 3 (31:28) turkey sandwich. Speaker 4 (31:30) Because Speaker 3 (31:31) the way he told the story was totally different. Me and my wife weren't together. We had broken up, like, for good. We were like, we were done. And I saw her having an exchange. I was in my feelings about it. I saw her having an exchange on Instagram with some dude that I know. Speaker 1 (31:46) What kind of exchange? Like, in the comments? Speaker 3 (31:48) Yeah, it wasn't nothing. It was harmless, but I was being, oh, this is when... And so... What's that world you're in? Speaker 4 (31:56) I was feeling away. Speaker 2 (31:57) Wait. Speaker 4 (31:58) Yo, Speaker 2 (31:58) that's my favorite part of when dudes tell a story. It was his school. It wasn't his school. The yada yada. Well. What a lie. What Speaker 5 (32:05) a Speaker 2 (32:05) lie. What Speaker 4 (32:07) a Speaker 2 (32:07) lie. Yo. Speaker 3 (32:08) Yo. Speaker 2 (32:08) Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Speaker 3 (32:08) Yo. Speaker 2 (32:08) Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Speaker 4 (32:12) Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Speaker 2 (32:12) Yo. Yo. Yo. Speaker 4 (32:14) Yo. Speaker 2 (32:14) Yo. Yo. Speaker 4 (32:15) Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Speaker 3 (32:15) Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Speaker 4 (32:18) Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Speaker 3 (32:19) Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. I was seeing somebody, she was seeing somebody, and I just looked on her. You know you be Instagram stalking? I was Instagram stalking, and I saw somebody leave a comment, and I didn't know she knew him. It wasn't anything... And that nigga was a stone cold killer. He trying Speaker 4 (32:40) to doctor it up. He trying to make it sound like the savant that he is. No, no, listen, listen. Speaker 3 (32:49) A stone cold killer. He wasn't a stone cold killer, but that's what made me worry. Speaker 4 (32:53) What? Speaker 3 (32:54) Can you call him? Because I know him. I know him better than I know you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Speaker 2 (33:01) no, Speaker 3 (33:01) no. He wanted to Speaker 1 (33:02) see what's up. No, but if he's Speaker 3 (33:04) not a killer, why you call him? Because I thought he's the kind of nigga that you can end up with long term because he's not a killer. I was actually more worried because he wasn't a killer. Speaker 1 (33:11) He was a good guy. Speaker 3 (33:12) That's what I'm saying. Speaker 1 (33:13) That's worse. Speaker 3 (33:14) That's what I'm saying. I was actually more worried that he wasn't. You know what's so funny? That guy's a killer. If I Speaker 5 (33:18) was saying that story. Everybody in here Speaker 2 (33:21) right now would be in uproar. I would kill you Speaker 5 (33:23) No doubt about everybody in here would be you would be laughing I'm saying if I was saying if I had that same exact response to all of the shit. I'm not saying you said nothing wrong. I'm saying the response in the room would be drastically different. Messenger matters. I expect that from Mark. I don't expect that from you. Speaker 3 (33:52) Damn, Ice. Not like that. It's going to be a long day. Not like that. I'm just saying. If you tell that Speaker 5 (33:56) story, I believe it. Okay, Speaker 3 (33:58) thank you. I appreciate that. That tracks. Yeah, and it starts. It gets worse. Speaker 4 (34:03) It gets worse. It's worse. No, that's just you. You're just a bitch-ass nigga. That's true. That's true. Speaker 5 (34:11) That's your first time. You're a Speaker 4 (34:13) bitch Speaker 5 (34:13) -ass nigga. You got to be stalking a gram. Yes. No, Speaker 1 (34:16) that's how it makes sense. No, but stalking Speaker 3 (34:18) a Speaker 1 (34:18) gram is one thing. The nigga that I marry, I would be on. That's what I was more Speaker 3 (34:21) worried about. I'm not with her. She going to get fucked. That wasn't my worry. And I was already having second, I was already second guessing my choices. And so when I seen the boy in there, I was like, oh, I can see them. Speaker 5 (34:34) So what was you going to say if he answered? I don't know. Hey, Speaker 3 (34:37) Sean. I called him at like one in the morning. It was a late night. Speaker 4 (34:42) Barbara. Oh. I was in my feelings. I'm not pretending. Speaker 2 (34:47) Mark. We was drinking. Yes. We've been there. That doctor shit is nine to five Speaker 3 (34:52) with Speaker 2 (34:52) him. Speaker 3 (34:53) For sure. It was nine in the morning during the pandemic. I'm holding. Oh my. He was right. He Speaker 1 (34:59) called him on FaceTime with the pistol like this already. Oh, Speaker 3 (35:02) sure. Speaker 2 (35:03) Nah, homie had Mark life in the palm of his Speaker 4 (35:06) hand. Speaker 2 (35:06) He could have made Speaker 3 (35:07) Mars hand in that night. We was all Speaker 1 (35:08) tripping on COVID. Everybody was Speaker 3 (35:10) tripping on COVID. Yeah, homie had to answer the phone. Then I called her instead. And I mentioned it. We talked for a little bit. I mentioned it. We talked for a little bit first. Then I brought it up. I was like, oh, I didn't Speaker 2 (35:20) know Speaker 3 (35:20) you knew my man. She's like, I mean, I don't really know him. And they don't, right? And then we got back together that next morning. Oh, shit. I'm making some noise for that. Speaker 2 (35:30) A little hate will bring you back together, man. I say it all the time. Nothing to get you back with your girl than homie. Homie will let you know what you missed. I think that'll be Speaker 6 (35:43) great for Podwives season two. Speaker 5 (35:45) That's crazy. What would be great for what? Speaker 3 (35:47) Yo, Mark, Mark, right? Mark got some Pa Speaker 5 (35:50) Wives shit in there somewhere. There's a lot of shit in Speaker 4 (35:52) there. Speaker 3 (35:52) It's Speaker 4 (35:52) not Speaker 6 (35:52) my kind of show, I don't think. Speaker 3 (35:53) Yeah, I know. I don't like shows about relationships and couples and stuff. Well, we got to the Speaker 6 (35:57) bottom of Openly Gray. Ish is also here. Yeah, Speaker 2 (35:59) sorry. I don't even know if I introduced Mark. Mark is here. That's Speaker 4 (36:03) true. Speaker 2 (36:03) Our good brother, Mr. Thousand Doors and Up, King Wawa, Mr. Stand-On, Principles and Morals, Antoine. Ish is here, man. Make some noise for Ish. Speaker 2 (36:17) I can tell you, you absolutely right. He Speaker 3 (36:20) know that, though. Joe Speaker 2 (36:22) would Speaker 3 (36:22) still be going right now. Speaker 2 (36:23) It's keep them stories for me, because he know I would be to the next five years with this shit. Should Speaker 3 (36:27) I jump in from you? I Speaker 2 (36:29) didn't bring it up. Now, you know, Clips, them shit is fire, man. Y'all over there being honest. Yeah. Clips, God, boy. That's my problem with my girl on your show. Get on the camera now. It's honesty time. Bitch, I've been sleeping with you for seven years. Tell me what the fuck you're thinking. Anyway, Speaker 5 (36:47) Ish, how you doing, man? I'm great, sir. Good, Speaker 2 (36:49) good, good. Couldn't be better. Couldn't be better. What you doing? What you got going on tonight? Speaker 1 (36:54) Nothing. Speaker 2 (36:54) Nothing? Speaker 5 (36:56) Imani birthday. That's true. Happy birthday, bud. Oh, Speaker 1 (36:59) happy birthday, Imani. Oh, happy Speaker 5 (37:00) birthday, Imani. Y'all think it's gay that y'all Speaker 2 (37:02) know people's birthdays? No. I mean, he said it. He said it every part. Yeah, and I don't know if it's his actual Speaker 5 (37:07) day, but. Yeah, he tweeted about it. I think he put an Instagram post up here. Amani is that guy. Did he put his cash app in his bio? That's our shit. That's my shit. That's me. That's our shit. That's me. Speaker 3 (37:17) Yo, you Speaker 1 (37:18) ain't nothing wrong with that. I Speaker 3 (37:18) ain't do it this year. You two up for that, dog. Listen, I ain't up. Speaker 1 (37:23) You Speaker 3 (37:24) better. Speaker 3 (37:27) Y Speaker 5 (37:27) 'all got Speaker 1 (37:28) the game. Speaker 5 (37:29) I Speaker 1 (37:29) don't Speaker 2 (37:33) know Speaker 1 (37:33) what these niggas talking about. Speaker 2 (37:35) I started to wear that Speaker 1 (37:36) shit on my shirt. Speaker 2 (37:38) Yo, my nigga. Yo, anyway, Speaker 4 (37:41) Freeze is here. A good Speaker 2 (37:42) friend of mine, man. Somebody I love with my entire heart is here. My man, Freeze is in the building, man. Freeze, how you doing? I'm good. I'm good. Speaker 5 (37:52) It's also my mother's birthday. Speaker 2 (37:58) Well, Speaker 5 (37:58) Friday is my mom's birthday. Same shit. Virgos unite. Speaker 2 (38:03) You know what time it is. They did a good job with you two. No, for real. You a good man. He's Speaker 4 (38:08) a Speaker 2 (38:08) good man. You a decent man. I tell you one thing. To the bookie. Speaker 4 (38:20) Keep going. Parks is here. I don't want no Speaker 2 (38:25) smoke. Speaker 4 (38:27) Parks Speaker 2 (38:27) is here, y'all. Make some noise. Speaker 2 (38:31) Happy to be here. Happy to be here. Thanks for doing it. Pull it back, child to pull. Corey is here. Naeem is here. Erickson is here. Savon and Tanner are here by remote. Last but certainly not least, each and every one of you very important people out there are here. Thanks, everybody, for tuning in. What's poppin', y'all? What's good? Oh, man, it has been a morning. Y'all are fun. Speaking of remembering people's birthdays. Y'all are fun today. That is so gay. Not gay as in homosexual. This is for you, Joe. Oh, shit. Speaker 3 (39:01) It's just a card, but me and Parks got you a card and a gift. We do gifts together. Did it come in? Yeah. Oh, shit. You're trolling. You think I just keep a birthday card under my leg just in case? I feel like it's a prank. No, I got you your birthday gift. I'm Speaker 2 (39:14) going Speaker 3 (39:14) to go get it. Speaker 2 (39:15) Although it would be a good prank, too. What do y'all got going on? It's Speaker 3 (39:18) just happy birthday. Nigga, it's just a card. Speaker 2 (39:21) Big bright wishes for big time fun. Love, Marks. That's our combined. I like it. When we give this. Marks. Openly gray. Marks Speaker 1 (39:31) is Speaker 2 (39:31) hilarious. Speaker 6 (39:32) Openly gray, boy. Openly gray. Speaker 1 (39:35) Marks Speaker 4 (39:35) is Speaker 1 (39:35) so cute, though. Speaker 6 (39:36) Marks. Speaker 1 (39:36) Look at this Speaker 4 (39:37) nigga. That Speaker 1 (39:39) motherfucker felt sick in the elbow. Speaker 4 (39:41) Ain't no spanking. Ain't no spanking. Speaker 1 (39:43) Yo, Speaker 4 (39:44) you guys. Ain't no spanking. Yo. Speaker 4 (39:48) Yo, Speaker 5 (39:49) that is hilarious. Mark did the wrapping Speaker 4 (39:52) paper. Who wrapped that? Mark did the wrapping paper. I read that wrapping Speaker 3 (39:56) paper. Speaker 4 (39:57) Yo. Speaker 2 (40:01) That's funny. Who Speaker 4 (40:01) wrapped this? You know Mark did that shit. Yeah, Speaker 2 (40:05) because McParks is giving me gifts, Speaker 3 (40:07) and they had been better wrapped than this. Slightly, slightly. My wife was like, why don't you let me do wrapping? I was like, I got this. Go, go. As dudes, you can't get a Speaker 6 (40:15) dude to Speaker 3 (40:15) press it that's wrapped well. Speaker 5 (40:18) That's the fact. But when they say, when they say, we're getting you out of the ghetto, buddy. We're Speaker 2 (40:25) getting you out Speaker 6 (40:26) of Speaker 2 (40:26) the ghetto. Oh, nah. We lit. Don't get the ad out. You know what I mean? Speaker 6 (40:36) Yeah, we're getting about it. Speaker 4 (40:37) I Speaker 6 (40:37) got him right. Speaker 4 (40:38) Yeah. Yeah. They call you. They call you. They call you. No more ghetto Speaker 3 (40:43) coffee, dog. It's time. Speaker 1 (40:44) You can't be Speaker 3 (40:46) calling day-old Chinese food and drinking fucking adiqus. Speaker 1 (40:50) Thank you Speaker 4 (40:52) so much. Speaker 1 (40:53) Thank you so Speaker 4 (40:55) much. That's fine. Yeah, that's fine. Speaker 3 (40:57) We're late. We're late. I wanted to have it for Speaker 2 (40:59) you the other day. For taking the risk because you and my gift giver. Credit is up. So when you join forces with Mark in my hand. Now, Mark's smart. I'm a good gift giver. He ain't cheap. I Speaker 3 (41:12) don't know. I'm not cheap. He's Speaker 4 (41:13) not Speaker 3 (41:13) cheap. Yeah, yeah. I'm not cheap, and Speaker 2 (41:14) I Speaker 3 (41:14) thought. Mark ain't cheap. So you ain't got to worry about that with me. Speaker 6 (41:17) And I'm not going to lie. We might occasionally make a little espresso. Speaker 4 (41:23) Right. This may make Speaker 3 (41:27) its way. Speaker 4 (41:30) Right. Speaker 3 (41:31) This win-win. Speaker 5 (41:36) Yo. It's for you, but put an S at the end sometimes. Speaker 1 (41:40) It's the gift that keeps on giving. That Speaker 2 (41:42) is fire, though. Good job, Speaker 1 (41:43) guys. And there's some Speaker 2 (41:43) good weight on there. Yeah. And there's some good weight on there. That's the good one. The Prince Speaker 1 (41:47) misses. Speaker 2 (41:48) No, thank you. I appreciate that. Speaker 1 (41:50) And he was so happy. And he going to use it. Speaker 2 (41:53) They'll be the best gifts that you know somebody wants to. It's pretty easy to use shit that you really use. But if you have any questions, Speaker 6 (41:57) I think I have the same one. I'm Speaker 2 (41:58) definitely Speaker 6 (41:58) going to Speaker 2 (41:58) use it. Don't you try to like espresso, man. Trying to drink espresso at Wagner. All right. Anywhere y'all want to start, I'm down. Speaker 2 (42:12) I mean, you want to start with the Drake stream? There's Speaker 4 (42:14) only Speaker 2 (42:14) one way Speaker 4 (42:14) to start. Speaker 2 (42:15) There's only one place to start. You can't start with no notes. FOMO. FOMO. FOMO it is. FOMO it is, then. FOMO it is. Who has good things to say and who has bad things to say? Speaker 6 (42:28) I have medium things to say. All right. That's a good place to start. Speaker 2 (42:32) I Speaker 6 (42:33) love the concept of doing the long video shit with this and Iceman. I didn't really know what we were getting. I thought it was like a new album or something like that, but he essentially took... the two albums that he didn't do long form content videos for and put it in there with a couple little new sprinkles. Sprinkled Speaker 5 (42:46) in Speaker 6 (42:46) some Speaker 5 (42:47) new joints in there. Speaker 6 (42:47) As a huge fan of Habiti and the other. May the honor. May the honor. Speaker 6 (42:54) It was almost like too playful for me. Like I kind of liked those albums because they were fun, but kind of dark. And I didn't really get that from the videos, but they're fun. So at the same time, I'm not mad because I'm entertained. I'm having a good time. He's dancing, making fucking cocktails in his kitchen or whatever it is. It's fun. It was fun. I also didn't get to see the whole thing because they do that shit where they premiere it and then cut it off when it cuts off. So I probably missed the last couple. They put it back up. Did they? Yeah, they put it back up. I didn't find it. Oh, but. Speaker 5 (43:22) I mean, I'm cool because I got new music. Yeah, we got a couple. That's all I really wanted from it. I get people mad at it. But like you said, dude just be doing what it ain't mad for. Speaker 5 (43:35) Honestly, because he looked like he was having too much fun. Speaker 3 (43:37) I was about to say. That's really what it looked like. That's what it is. He looked something by the way. He was fucking around. He was just looking around. He's having a ball. He looked like he's very unserious. The music, the dancing. And they don't like it. They hated all that shit. Speaker 5 (43:46) I thought Speaker 3 (43:47) it looked great. I thought it was fun. I also loved, of course, my fraternity was in it. They had the cappers in their stroller. I thought there was a lot of things in there visually that were just cool. But overall, it just felt fun. And free. Free. That's probably the word I would use. He just looks free. Nothing that's dope. That's probably why Speaker 2 (44:00) people are complaining. Speaker 2 (44:03) I'm doing good cop today, man. Go ahead. Hey, that young did a great job of explaining to our Speaker 4 (44:10) brother, hey, he's Speaker 5 (44:11) just Speaker 4 (44:12) being Speaker 5 (44:12) free. Some of the dances was goofy, but again, it looked like you just, you're not taking it serious. He Speaker 6 (44:18) does the comedic shit Speaker 5 (44:19) in his videos often. Like, historically, he's always done Speaker 6 (44:23) that shit. Speaker 5 (44:23) And Speaker 6 (44:23) he Speaker 5 (44:23) shows the uncool side of himself a lot. Okay, yeah, yeah, he does. Like, the shit that the normal masses would be like, yo, that's some corny shit. He don't really, hey, Joey. He also shows rare Speaker 6 (44:35) automobiles and fucking watches. It's not all Speaker 2 (44:39) uncool. It's also, I'm still Speaker 4 (44:41) feeling fucking Speaker 6 (44:42) rich. Speaker 4 (44:42) Now, Speaker 6 (44:44) the jewelry collection Speaker 2 (44:45) and the car collection, all of that shit. Speaker 6 (44:48) That Speaker 2 (44:48) Jaguar Speaker 6 (44:48) XJ220 is Speaker 2 (44:49) fire, bro. He did bug out. Speaker 6 (44:51) He Speaker 2 (44:51) did bug out. All of that shit is beautiful and... Inspiration, I'm sure. He did bug out there. The Speaker 6 (44:59) Beauty and the Beast clock watch or chain? The chain, yeah. The Speaker 2 (45:03) Iron Man outfits. That Speaker 6 (45:04) was fun. I like that. I like that. Speaker 2 (45:07) The Beauty and the Beast chain, I don't know about that one. Brother-ish, where he's catching some of the slack from what I saw was the goth bit. Speaker 5 (45:16) Oh really? Oh, that's funny. Yeah, I Speaker 2 (45:19) didn't see no flack off of that. That's all that's been floating up and down my algorithm is people still screenshotting different shots from that Speaker 3 (45:28) where Speaker 2 (45:29) maybe he's unflattering or just don't look the best. I get it, it's a skit, it's a bit, but you know, the ageist people, the ageist people are out like, oh, you're 40, look at this. I go whenever they got him walking back, but they just got him looking all types of stupid in the golf shit. Speaker 5 (45:45) That's Speaker 2 (45:45) the only flack. Speaker 5 (45:46) That's the only flack. And if that's Speaker 2 (45:49) the Speaker 5 (45:49) only flack, Speaker 6 (45:50) I'll take it. He was trying to look stupid. If that's the flack, I'll Speaker 5 (45:54) take that. Sign me up. Speaker 1 (45:56) I will never understand the ageism in this country because it's like the only other option is that you die. Speaker 5 (46:01) Yeah. Only thing worse than getting old. Oh, that's the ageism? I thought you were talking about age Speaker 6 (46:07) gap shit. No. Speaker 1 (46:08) He looks 40? He's too Speaker 6 (46:10) old to be doing whatever he wants. People Speaker 2 (46:13) put Speaker 1 (46:13) caps on what you're supposed to do past 30 and 40. You can't dress a certain way. You can't talk a certain way. You can't do Speaker 5 (46:18) nothing. I feel like Speaker 2 (46:19) that's a new thing in hip-hop today where the younger people are telling the older people how they should be old. You know why? It's because hip-hop ain't really got old before. Speaker 3 (46:29) This Speaker 2 (46:30) is new territory. There's plenty Speaker 6 (46:31) of shit that Drake has done that I think he's too old for. him having fun in videos is not going to be on my list. Like, I'm sorry. Speaker 5 (46:38) I'm Speaker 1 (46:39) just not putting the cap on no other adult on what you should do. I think the goal is to be happy. Whatever makes you happy, you do that. You know what I mean? Who gives a fuck? Speaker 4 (46:48) I Speaker 3 (46:48) do want to see rappers age gracefully and not try to look like they did when they were 25. I do think there's something to be said about moving into the next phase of life and not looking. kind of ridiculous. I don't think Drake looked ridiculous. I do get that argument. I just don't think it applies to Drake in what we just saw. I think he was fine. Speaker 5 (47:04) I think that for some, Speaker 5 (47:09) Like yo, 45 and 50 year olds when we were Speaker 4 (47:12) young, they didn't carry themselves like us. That's true. Speaker 5 (47:16) You get what I'm saying? And so now