BARBECUED PEAS, JAY-Z HEARTACHE AND ASH CAUSES A SCENE

The Jack & Ash Show

The episode follows Jack and Ash through a series of chaotic personal anecdotes, ranging from Ash's recent string of physical injuries to their shared love

Key takeaways

• Ash has been experiencing frequent lacerations and broken toes due to poor spatial awareness.
• The duo visited the Columbia Road Flower Market to purchase a new fiddle leaf fig plant.

Main topics

• Allen Keys and puns
• Film night critiques

Notable quotes

I'm wearing my hash on my sleeve.

Conclusion

A chaotic and humorous exploration of personal mishaps and urban life

Transcript preview

Speaker 2 (0:00) I just said, could you please pop on the list because I'm going to stay at the villa and sort it out. I went, oh what Speaker 3 (0:03) is it? Speaker 2 (0:05) He went, garden peas. Frozen peas. I went, what? It wasn't to put on the Barbie and slip through the slats. You were a nightmare on Sunday. Speaker 2 (0:17) We had, right, we're working back. Thank you, Jack. It Speaker 3 (0:20) was really nice to have you at my home. You Speaker 2 (0:22) know how I did the Guinness World Record thing for the number of ball caps at a pit bull gig? We reckon that we could inadvertently a broken record for the most number of gay men at a Jay-Z concert. Speaker 3 (0:34) Because we're all Speaker 2 (0:34) there just like. Speaker 3 (0:36) 100%. Speaker 3 (0:48) Hello, Speaker 2 (0:50) I am Asher's series of accoutrements and tabernacles. Speaker 2 (1:02) And you are? Speaker 3 (1:03) I'm an Alan Key. Speaker 2 (1:05) Oh my goodness. Incredible Speaker 3 (1:06) things Alan Keys are, aren't they? Speaker 2 (1:08) Right. Speaker 3 (1:08) They just somehow are the only tool to work for everything. Speaker 2 (1:13) For everything? What on earth? Speaker 3 (1:15) I mean, I unpacked something the other day and I was like, oh, there seems to be a little bag of nuts and bolts. Yeah. And I went to Chris, oh, make sure we don't lose that. You know, sometimes it's easy to just lose it when you take out the packaging. I went, what's in there then? I went. Sorry, stupid question. Don't bother answering that. Alan Key. Speaker 2 (1:34) Alan Keys are absolutely incredible. I think Alan Keys can open any lock. Speaker 3 (1:38) 100 % they can. Speaker 2 (1:40) Also, I love, love. Don't tell Speaker 3 (1:42) robbers that because I'm like any household. That's what they'd be going at. But I also Speaker 2 (1:46) love that you've got the one inch side and then the three inch bit because you put the one inch in and the three is just so lovely to just wind your little finger around. And Speaker 3 (1:54) when you get on a roll, you just get it in that perfect bit and it just. Speaker 2 (1:58) In it. Speaker 3 (1:59) It's pretty biblical. Does Speaker 2 (2:02) Alan have a wife, do you think? Like, is there a Mrs. Key? Speaker 3 (2:06) There must be a Mrs. Key. But like, what would she be? Oh, Dr. Seuss. Speaker 2 (2:11) She could be called Wan. Maybe I'm spelling it like W-A-N. Oh. And then she'd be Wanky. Wanky. Yeah. Like that. Ah! Speaker 2 (2:24) Or she could be called Monica and it would be shortened to Mon and then she'd be Mon-key. Speaker 3 (2:29) That's Mon-key. Mon-key. That's a bit naughty. A Speaker 2 (2:33) bit naughty, that. Cheeky Mon-key. Speaker 3 (2:34) Cheeky Mon-key. Anyway. Speaker 2 (2:37) Yeah, Alan Key's Romeo's. The Speaker 3 (2:38) way you say Mon-key like that is well Speaker 2 (2:40) - Speaker 3 (2:40) Like French, like Mon Speaker 2 (2:40) -key. Ah, where is Speaker 1 (2:41) Mon-key? I've Speaker 2 (2:42) lost it. Speaker 3 (2:42) I can't get it to my house. Where Mon-key? Speaker 2 (2:43) Luckily, I have an Alan Key so I can get in. Speaker 3 (2:45) But also, that also reminds me of specifically the way you say the N and the K on that. Wonka judge. Speaker 2 (2:51) Wonka judge. Wonka. Sorry, I thought it was a solid wall. We were actually talking about that before the record. There's Speaker 3 (2:56) a Speaker 2 (2:56) few things I have to say. Firstly, I've still got a line on my FOD if you're watching this visually, guys, because we recorded the Patreon episode before this and I obviously had a beautiful natural hair growing out of my head. It was bright pink at the time. And it's still kind of got its moment. Perforations. Perforations on my natural hairline. Lacerations. And such, of course, deviations from the norm, et cetera, et cetera. Speaker 3 (3:19) Speaking of lacerations, sorry. I wish you would. Speaker 2 (3:22) Speaking of lacerations, how's Noel Edmonds? Let's put it down. Oh. Speaker 3 (3:26) I've been a bit upset. Oh shit. Recently. Is this Speaker 2 (3:30) a bit or is this real? Speaker 1 (3:31) No, no. Speaker 3 (3:32) This is actually real. Is it a deed? Yeah. And obviously we just recorded something guys that I actually cried. So I'm very much on that wave today. But it's nice. In a nice way. I'm wearing my hash on my sleeve. Speaker 2 (3:44) Right. So Speaker 3 (3:45) I keep banging into shit. Speaker 2 (3:49) Right. Speaker 3 (3:49) And I also keep cutting my fingers on stuff, lacerations. Speaker 2 (3:53) Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Speaker 3 (3:54) Chris has been... Jubilation. Chris keeps getting upset at it because he keeps being like, I'm getting a bit upset that every time I come chores on an evening, you've got a new plaster on. And when you've always got a plaster on, you've always cut yourself, you've always got a massive graze somewhere. Like what's going on? And I said, I don't understand because my like, what's it called? When you have spatial awareness. Speaker 3 (4:19) It ain't there. Speaker 2 (4:21) Do Speaker 3 (4:21) you think that's what it is? I've got no idea. Then I started Googling it and I just said, I wonder if, because everything's a bit chaotic. If I'm clumsy and I'm chaotic, so like I'll pick up the knife and I'll start chopping things and then I'll cut my hand. And then I go, of course I should have foreseen that. I have a sharp object in my hand. And yet I just go, when the moon hits your eye like a big... And then I think, why do I do that? And I get annoyed at myself. Looked it up. Speaker 2 (4:47) You've got nits. Speaker 3 (4:50) Yes. Speaker 2 (4:51) Pulling like tiny little Remy's. Isn't Speaker 3 (4:53) that Speaker 2 (4:53) funny? They're pulling on your hair follicles, your natural hair. And Speaker 3 (4:56) they're Speaker 2 (4:56) making Speaker 3 (4:56) me go astray. Speaker 2 (4:58) Yes. Speaker 3 (4:59) But you know what I mean? I just thought, I can't believe that I'm banging into stuff in my old home. I thought you were saying your Speaker 2 (5:05) old age. Yes, my old age. It is. I get it. Speaker 3 (5:08) That was my worry. I thought I was just getting old. There Speaker 2 (5:11) are a lot of sharp corners though in the world. Do you know what I mean? Speaker 3 (5:14) Don't I freaking know it? I've met everyone. What I'm saying, every one of those sharp corners has met my toe. You Speaker 2 (5:22) know, your middle toe. Well, that's where your brain is. So no wonder it's such a hindrance, my love. Also, you know, apparently we break our little toes like more frequently than one would think. You know, in your head, you're like, oh my God, I know if I've broken a toe. Why is that fake news? Speaker 3 (5:36) Fake news. Mine's broken Speaker 2 (5:37) at the moment. Twice. Speaker 3 (5:38) Everyone thinks at any one time in life, they've got a broken toe. And I'm sure, how can that be true? Speaker 2 (5:44) I'm telling you right now, I've got a broken toe. Honestly, Bird, Bird, I'm telling you right now, I've twice in the last month got up out of bed with so much vim that, you know, that little corner next to my bed, I've kicked it and gone, yeah! And it absolutely... How did it go? Speaker 3 (5:58) And it was... Speaker 2 (5:59) I was really hoping you'd do that. And it kills. It really, really hurts. You know when I do my little, like, ankle crack thing? Stop Speaker 3 (6:06) that! Speaker 2 (6:09) It's crazy that you don't have a tolerance for that, given all the weird things that you do, like flicking bogeys about the gaff. Was that on Maine, that one? Do you really Speaker 3 (6:16) want to speak about that today? Speaker 2 (6:18) Why, bogeys? Do you want to speak about Speaker 3 (6:19) bogeys today? Speaker 2 (6:20) No, why don't we? How Speaker 3 (6:20) many you've had in your nose today? Right, I said before the Patreon record, just give that Speaker 2 (6:25) a Speaker 3 (6:25) little... Where did you put them? Speaker 2 (6:26) In the sumo skin. Speaker 3 (6:28) Did you? Yes, I did. I saw at least one... No, you did not! No, I did. You Speaker 2 (6:33) are such Speaker 3 (6:34) a Speaker 2 (6:34) liar. Speaker 3 (6:34) I Speaker 2 (6:34) did, I did, I did. Not true, not true, not true. And Speaker 3 (6:36) I Speaker 2 (6:36) said, Speaker 3 (6:36) but... Doesn't affect me. Speaker 2 (6:38) So it shouldn't affect you. For the record, that did not happen. I put it inside my Susuma skin and I did put it on Ash's side of the desk because I don't like my side being all clobbered up. All bogey ridden. Because you're used to it. You're just one giant bogey ridden. I love Speaker 3 (6:52) being bogey ridden. I just don't want to sit in filth and be a bogey. I just love it. I always... Funny that. Go on. I was about to say, I just love, sometimes I think, Shrek. has got the right idea living in his swamp. Speaker 2 (7:09) Right. Speaker 3 (7:10) Because you just say No donkey! Yeah, that. Speaker 2 (7:13) I Speaker 3 (7:13) just think he lives in his swamp and it's such a perfect example of you don't need all the niceties you just sit in filth and mud and it's lovely. Speaker 2 (7:22) Your kitchen. Speaker 3 (7:23) Georgia said she can't watch Shrek. Speaker 2 (7:25) Right, we had a film night on Sunday. You were a nightmare on Sunday. Speaker 2 (7:32) Right, we're working backwards. Thank you, Jack. It Speaker 3 (7:34) was really nice to have you at my home. Speaker 2 (7:36) It was really nice to have you at your home. We said, oh my God, how exciting. Let's watch Cat in the Hat because it was on Netflix. Every five minutes you were going. guys, I'm sorry, I can't watch this. This is absolutely shit. I'm going to go upstairs and watch something else. I went, Bird, there are five of us in your home. Let's just change the film to something else. You can't just leave in from your own lounge to go and watch something else and be that antisocial. No, that's so weird. That's Speaker 3 (7:57) the Speaker 2 (7:57) beauty of hosting. No, it's not. It was so, I went, Bird, it's absolutely fine. Let's just put something else on. Guys. No, it's fine. I don't want to interrupt. But you constantly were interrupting. I tell you Speaker 3 (8:06) why it was upsetting to me. Cat in the Hat. Speaker 2 (8:09) In theory. Is Speaker 3 (8:10) extremely me coded. I've waited a long time where I've thought, God, even like to me, the title gives similar to like Puss in Boots. It's very me. Right. Turned it on. It was categorically the worst film I think I've ever seen. You're talking Speaker 2 (8:29) shit. We've watched Mission Impossible. Speaker 3 (8:31) Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. That was Speaker 2 (8:33) real bad. Speaker 3 (8:33) Yeah. Get the bag and get the money and get out of here. There's enough Speaker 2 (8:38) money to fill the night. Speaker 3 (8:41) But yeah, it was shit. I couldn't believe how shit it was. And it made me really sad because like Dr. Seuss, all of that is very much my vibe. Speaker 2 (8:50) I agreed with the fact that you said. The Cat in the Hat himself was a second-rate Grinch. I know. Mike Myers played it. It's hard when you're playing a cat in a hat. It's quite similar when you're covered in fur to being the Grinch, but you're just not as good at it. I get that. But there was so much fun and whimsy. He Speaker 3 (9:08) is a great actor. So I think my thing with that is everyone can't be Jim Carrey for me. I understand that. So I definitely need to remove some of my... live and die for Jim Carrey. Speaker 2 (9:20) And I understand, Jim Carrey, again, every time, Jim Carrey, Washington. Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey. Carrey. It's not Carrey there. Speaker 3 (9:28) Carrey. Carrey. Speaker 2 (9:29) Jim Carrey. Anyway. Anyway. You were real, real bad vibes during that film. Speaker 3 (9:36) Well, I'll tell you what else it was as well. Speaker 2 (9:38) I Speaker 3 (9:38) wish we had had a public vote of what we were putting on a telly. I never said I wanted to watch Cat in the Hat. And I think that was like, whoa, now I'm in a straight jacket in my own home. You weren't, Bird. I'm shackled to the frigging sofa. And I have to watch this drupal. No, you don't, Speaker 2 (9:57) Bird. As soon as you said... I'm going to go elsewhere. I went, no, that's fine. Let's put a different film on because it wasn't even really my choice to put it on in the first place. And boy, did we. What did we put on? But then in the meantime, you went, no, no, it's fine. I'll just go upstairs by myself. I went, Bird, that's weird. You're in your own home. We're all bestest friends. We've had such a nice time at the Flower Marché. Speaker 3 (10:15) Actually, see, you see that as that's where me and you differ. Speaker 2 (10:20) I obviously, like I've just said, because you were a miser. No, Speaker 3 (10:23) we see that. You're seeing that as a neggy thing. It is a neggy thing. I saw it as. No, neggy meaning negative. Speaker 2 (10:29) I don't mean you're being like aggy. I'm saying like. To Speaker 3 (10:31) me, my home, right, is a hub for you to enjoy freely. Think of it as, think of it as like a social club. Speaker 2 (10:41) Right. Or Speaker 3 (10:42) like a summer club. Like a Speaker 2 (10:43) YMCA. Speaker 3 (10:44) Exactly that, right? It's a clubhouse. It's Speaker 2 (10:47) Gulliver's World. Speaker 3 (10:48) So. I'm thinking if you lot are absolutely finding Cat in the Hat riveting, don't let me stop you. You Speaker 2 (10:55) wouldn't let us find it riveting. You did stop us enjoying it. Every five minutes, well, this is shit. I'm going upstairs. Okay, so we'll change it, Bird. You exist in your own world sometimes. If you'd have just gone, Speaker 3 (11:07) I'm just popping to the loo and Speaker 2 (11:09) then gone upstairs and watched a film, fine. Speaker 3 (11:11) Oh, should I have done that then? Yeah, you were sitting there going, well, this is shit. Might Speaker 2 (11:14) go upstairs, guys. Speaker 3 (11:15) No, because you would have gone, because you would have gone. Where's Ash? Speaker 2 (11:18) I wouldn't actually have noticed. I was enjoying the film so much. I was in it. Speaker 3 (11:22) Really? I Speaker 2 (11:23) can't believe you did so much on that. Speaker 3 (11:25) I think we, I would love for the general public to tell me what they think. Is there multiple cat in the hats? Speaker 2 (11:32) I don't know, actually. In my head, it's the one. And Elle Fanning as a little girl was unbelievable. You weren't hearing that either. Speaker 3 (11:38) I said she's really puss. So she's really puss Speaker 2 (11:41) and you still think that's the worst film you've ever seen? It's pretty bad. It's not the worst Speaker 3 (11:46) I've ever seen. What is the worst film I've ever seen? Mission Speaker 2 (11:49) Impossible. Speaker 3 (11:50) Mission Impossible is close up there with absolute dross. Speaker 2 (11:55) Drossity mcdrossity. But I'm Speaker 3 (11:56) trying to think, is there anything else that's just so bad? You walked out the cinema to something. What was it? I swear it was you. Speaker 2 (12:06) But this isn't because it was bad. No, I can say it. We went to the premiere of June 2, but I'd just landed from a flight and I was so jet lagged that I fell asleep for like 20 minutes at the start of the film. And then I was like, I have no idea what's going on. So Speaker 3 (12:19) I Speaker 2 (12:19) thought it's pointless me sitting in here and constantly just nodding in between sleep and not. So I left, but that wasn't. Speaker 3 (12:24) That's not because you hate it. No, no, no, no. Speaker 2 (12:26) I Speaker 3 (12:26) don't think we've, have we ever left somewhere because we didn't like the film? Speaker 2 (12:30) I have at shows like musicals because they're long. If you're sitting through a play or a musical and you really didn't enjoy the first half, the second half usually in a musical or a play is worse than the first half. So what's the point? Sitting around in the interval being mopey moments. Just go home. Yeah, Speaker 3 (12:46) totally agree. So yeah, Speaker 2 (12:47) I have done that before. Speaker 3 (12:48) Well. Speaker 2 (12:49) Well, there's positives from that very Sunday, which was we went to the flower market and there was so much loveliness because we found you a figgy figgy leaf, which was pretty on my arse. Oh Speaker 3 (12:59) my God, guys. I know, but I think I made the wrong decision. I don't think you Speaker 2 (13:05) did. Every Speaker 3 (13:05) time I look at her now, again, we've got to give her a name, but basically. Fanny, no? Maybe Fanny. Because is it a fiddle Speaker 2 (13:12) fig? Fiddle leaf fig. Fiddle leaf fig. Is Speaker 3 (13:15) what Speaker 2 (13:15) she Speaker 3 (13:15) is. Speaker 2 (13:16) She's a two-pronged plant. By the way. Tree? Bush? What are we calling her? What is she? She's a plant. Speaker 3 (13:22) She's a plant. Yeah, Speaker 2 (13:24) okay. Speaker 3 (13:24) She looks like a tree though. She's so voluptuous. Yeah, we'll pop a pic on screen. So Speaker 2 (13:29) guys, Speaker 3 (13:29) there was a room in my house that really needed, it just had space for a botanical. If you know me, you know I frigging love botanicals. Totally, Speaker 2 (13:38) man. Speaker 3 (13:38) I call it Big Batty Botanicals when you come to mine. Do you? Yes, I do. Oh, I've not heard Speaker 2 (13:43) that one. I've written a book. You wouldn't know about that. I know, you must have written it upstairs while she was crying about cutting her hair. Speaker 3 (13:49) Anyway, so I have a beautiful cactus and she's Speaker 2 (13:52) called Speaker 3 (13:52) Clarice. Speaker 2 (13:53) Oh, she's a meow. She's Speaker 3 (13:54) really beautiful. She's doing really, really well. I've had to get her a special light. And I told Jack actually the other day that I'm accumulating so many botanicals now that I've had to make a note on my phone called the plant Bible where I've taken a picture of each of my botanicals. Isn't this, this is very Jack Remington of me. I'm very, Speaker 2 (14:12) very proud of that. Speaker 3 (14:13) And because I'm getting mixed up with when to water them all because it's hard work. Or Speaker 2 (14:17) talk to them or whisper. That's what I'm saying. Speaker 3 (14:19) Sometimes some of us have playtime. Sometimes, you know. With Speaker 2 (14:22) Clarice the cactus, I'm sure. Whoa. Speaker 3 (14:24) Whoa. Lovely prick Speaker 2 (14:26) you've got there, Clarice. You Speaker 3 (14:27) know Speaker 2 (14:27) what I Speaker 3 (14:27) mean. So anyway. Speaker 3 (14:30) There was a space for a new botanical in my house. Totally. Speaker 2 (14:33) There's always space for a new botanical. In the Speaker 3 (14:35) wardrobe room. So I came to Columbia Road Flower Market. Speaker 2 (14:39) Oh, my favourite place in the world. Which we love, love Speaker 3 (14:41) to go on a Sunday. And I brought my measuring tape. Speaker 2 (14:45) Oh, God. Got a video of that as well. I was, no, no, no. This is positive. I was very, very impressed. Speaker 3 (14:51) Were you? Yeah, with Speaker 2 (14:52) just the commitment to, you took it very seriously. Speaker 3 (14:55) What are you doing, love? They say size doesn't matter. It really fucking Speaker 2 (15:00) does. Did you bring that tape measure with you? Speaker 3 (15:02) Yes, I did. Speaker 2 (15:03) That's a meow. Speaker 1 (15:04) I Speaker 3 (15:05) don't take plan Speaker 2 (15:05) market day like it matters and I remember it in my Speaker 1 (15:08) loop. Speaker 3 (15:09) I felt extremely serious about it. And also, people keep saying, and they have apps on your phone that can do all that. Speaker 2 (15:17) Right, that's a dig. Piss off. That is a dig. I said that, but no, I didn't say. You weren't allowed to take Speaker 3 (15:22) it. Speaker 2 (15:22) No, Speaker 3 (15:22) no, Speaker 2 (15:22) it's actually Speaker 3 (15:22) not just you. It's Chris that mostly I have this with. It was more Speaker 2 (15:26) that I think sometimes it's so exciting for me to be able to tell you things that you actually genuinely don't know. Yes, fine. So I'll Speaker 3 (15:32) be Speaker 2 (15:32) like, you know, you know this thing, or like if you're on an iPhone and you hold down the cursory spacebar thing, you can move and drag. to a part of the letter rather than having to tap on, all that kind of thing, like little iOS like tidbits. What's Speaker 3 (15:44) that? Speaker 2 (15:45) What's Speaker 3 (15:45) that? Speaker 2 (15:45) Well, I'll show you after. It's meows. So, don't we show you now? Speaker 3 (15:48) Yeah, what's that? What are you trying to say? Speaker 2 (15:51) For instance, if I were to like, so here, you know, normally you'd be like, oh, go in there, whatever. You can hold it there and then it's way easier to do it by moving from Speaker 3 (16:02) the space bar. What the hell? Speaker 2 (16:04) Pretty cool, right? Let me see Speaker 3 (16:05) that. Screen record it so then we can put a thing up of that happening. Speaker 2 (16:09) Yeah, I'll Speaker 3 (16:09) show it on Speaker 2 (16:10) the moment. Speaker 3 (16:11) That's pretty amuse. That's my Speaker 2 (16:12) point, right? So then I was like, ooh, I wonder if Ash would know that there's a, because you can get a spirit level too and that is quite handy. Nowadays, I don't feel like you need to buy a spirit level if you Speaker 3 (16:20) can Speaker 2 (16:20) just Speaker 3 (16:20) do a zero. Oh yes, Speaker 2 (16:20) but of course I have a spirit Speaker 3 (16:21) level in Speaker 2 (16:22) my backpack. Of course you do, but no food in your fridge. I Speaker 3 (16:25) go everywhere with a spirit level and a measuring tape. Speaker 2 (16:29) And a zest for life. And that's all you need. And a Speaker 3 (16:31) hope and a dream. Speaker 2 (16:32) Yeah. Speaker 3 (16:33) Dream blunt Speaker 2 (16:33) rotation. And I'm having a Speaker 3 (16:35) really good time. Speaker 2 (16:36) So it was Amiyaz. I also would say the big takeaway for us, what's really nice is Max's Speaker 3 (16:43) shock Speaker 2 (16:44) at the fact that East London exists. Speaker 3 (16:46) Poor Max, right? It's as if he's just moved to London from up north. Max has lived in London for a few years now. He's worked in London, he's lived in London. And honestly... We got to the flower market and he went, he was absolutely stressed about it. He messaged me the night before going, so what is it then that we're going to? What is it? I went, it's a flower market, Max. I don't know what more to say to you. People bring, vendors come and have their flowers. You buy them. And I said, you don't have to. And he went, what? So like. We're going to buy flowers. I went, you don't have to buy flowers. You can have a lovely. You can buy Speaker 2 (17:22) an overpriced coffee. Speaker 3 (17:23) Jams, pastries and marmalades. You can do anything. Right. I said, there's so many. It's more of you go for a lovely vibe on a Sunday, meet your friends. And then wherever Speaker 2 (17:33) the world takes you after that Speaker 3 (17:34) is where you go. And he went, oh, my God. Okay. Well, like, I'll see you there. We were like, great. Obviously, because we're frequent frequenters of the flower market, we know how this all goes. Max got there. He met me and he went. Oh my God. I had no idea this existed in London. I went, what? Flowers and plants? And Speaker 2 (17:57) a Speaker 3 (17:57) market. Yeah, what's wrong with you? He went, I can't believe it. Like people are selling things and people are buying them and they're flowers. I went, Speaker 2 (18:04) that's Speaker 3 (18:05) weird. Speaker 2 (18:05) He went, all I have near me is a Cafe Nero. Speaker 3 (18:07) I went, what do you do in London? Like every day. He went, I used to go to Nando's. Yeah. Speaker 2 (18:13) And Speaker 3 (18:14) go to David Speaker 2 (18:14) Lloyd. Yeah. walk Evie and then every so often go out to Freedom and I'm like, no, no. I try and sell everyone on the Gospel of East all the time and then we realised the big thing was... Speaker 3 (18:25) Oh, there's actually a bigger conversation actually. Yeah,