Boy Talk: She wants his custody visits in OUR flat?!

The Girls Bathroom

The hosts celebrate Speaker 2's 29th birthday with cake and phonetic alphabet games before transitioning into heavy relationship dilemmas. T

Key takeaways

• Speaker 2 celebrates her 29th birthday during Libra season with M&S dot cake.
• A listener named Sarah describes a 'horror movie' proposal by Brian that felt designed to trap her into engagement.

Main topics

• Birthday celebrations
• Relationship infidelity and engagement manipulation

Notable quotes

Don't quit your dreams to follow a man.

Conclusion

A high-energy episode that balances lighthearted birthday banter with

Transcript preview

Speaker 2 (0:00) A for Alva, B for Bravo. Bravo. C Speaker 1 (0:02) for Cat. C for Charlie. Speaker 2 (0:05) C for Charlie. My mum defo says C for Cat. D for Delta. Speaker 1 (0:12) D for Dog. E for Echo. D for Echo. Speaker 2 (0:15) This one, F for Foxtrot. My mum has said that before. F for Foxtrot. I thought it was Speaker 1 (0:19) Freddie. Speaker 1 (0:29) Happy birthday Speaker 2 (0:30) to Speaker 1 (0:31) you. Oh my goodness. Happy birthday to you. Oh my goodness. It's my birthday. Happy birthday, dear Blue Breeze Mom. Happy birthday to you. Oh my God. Two nine. Twenty nine, you guys. Speaker 2 (0:55) Amazing. Wow. Speaker 1 (0:57) You were being weird. Speaker 2 (0:59) Rosie was lurking behind the set Speaker 1 (1:01) with the candles. I was like, oh my God, Rosie's going to set herself on fire. I was like, why is Rosie around there? Speaker 2 (1:05) And you were like, so hello everybody and welcome back. Lovely. Make a wish. Oh my Speaker 1 (1:12) God, you can put these in your junk journal. Thank God. Thank God. Something from my junk journal. I'm fucking gagging for a piece of that. Right. Speaker 2 (1:20) It Speaker 1 (1:20) was great cake. Thank Speaker 2 (1:21) God I've had something savory. Speaker 1 (1:22) Thank God. Speaker 2 (1:23) Blueberry, look! Blueberry, it's your mama's birthday, okay? Let me take this very seriously. This is going in my junk journal. Speaker 1 (1:30) Everyone make a wish and we'll blow it through Speaker 2 (1:32) chintzy as candles. Everyone wish for me. Nice things. Speaker 1 (1:40) Oh, two buffs. Two wishes. Absolutely. Speaker 2 (1:42) Cheers. Hey. Speaker 1 (1:45) Woohoo. Speaker 2 (1:46) Oh, lovely. It's Libra season, you guys. It's Libra season. Take a bite. 2-9, 2-9. Take a bite. Shall I go in? Speaker 1 (1:54) Yeah. Speaker 1 (1:58) Like a dog bite. Yeah. Speaker 2 (2:01) Yeah. Get Speaker 1 (2:03) it, baby. Big kids here. Get Speaker 2 (2:04) it, Speaker 1 (2:04) girl. Right. So 29. What's our thoughts? What's our feelings? What's our hopes? What's our dreams? Well, Speaker 2 (2:10) I wasn't expecting this to be the birthday act. What are we manifesting? Speaker 1 (2:13) Because we know we're good at that. Come on. I'm just manifesting Speaker 2 (2:17) prosperous vibes. I thought you were going to say Speaker 1 (2:19) profit. Just manifesting. Profit for the best now. Speaker 2 (2:25) Health and happiness for Blueberry. Absolutely. And a new Speaker 1 (2:29) nice era in my new flat. Love it. It's all the lovely vibes. And Harry Styles. Woo! Absolutely. Shout out NYC Harry Styles. We're coming for you. Absolutely. Bluebeam, this is not for doggles. It's not for doggies. This is actually as close as M &S is going to get to a dot cake. Speaker 2 (2:44) I'm surprised they've not actually done dot cakes in a thing yet. Same. Because I've heard it's very easy for them to just fashion. Same. But Speaker 1 (2:52) that's hitting the brief, I fear. Speaker 2 (2:53) Yeah, absolutely. It's delicious. What's Speaker 1 (2:54) not Speaker 2 (2:54) dot cake about that? Would you like a bite? Speaker 1 (2:57) No. Speaker 1 (2:59) I'll wait. What are you waiting for? The end of the ep so I can bring you I think you thought forks Speaker 2 (3:04) were going to miraculously appear didn't you and they haven't. Speaker 1 (3:07) She's a bit confused. Last time I ate mine just like I was chomping on it. Speaker 2 (3:10) Were you? Yeah. Well have a chomp. No I'm fine. Alright. It can live there. Wow M &S is finest love that. Finest yeah it can live there for the ep. 29 wow. 29 Speaker 1 (3:20) feeling fine. It's good Speaker 2 (3:22) it's great. I'm going to look my best when I'm 30 anyway. I can't wait for Speaker 1 (3:25) the Speaker 2 (3:25) 30th where are we going what we're doing it's going to be amazing. I'm thinking tropical. Wow. Yeah. Got to get out of here. We said, didn't we say this is another ep? Possibly, yeah. We've literally had this conversation. We've had a conversation a Speaker 1 (3:35) few times. Yeah, well. Speaker 2 (3:36) Guys, Speaker 1 (3:37) let us know your best 30th celebrations. Give us some info. I Speaker 2 (3:42) actually did watch the Friends episode where they all turned 30. Yeah. And I was like, oh. Speaker 1 (3:48) lovely. Yeah, yeah, Speaker 2 (3:49) yeah. And Speaker 1 (3:50) they were Speaker 2 (3:50) all freaking out. Speaker 1 (3:51) Yeah. But it's not even a big deal. I think people used to freak out. I think our mum's era like freaked out. Yeah. But I don't think we're the freak out era. Well, they took Speaker 2 (3:58) things a bit more seriously, didn't they? I Speaker 1 (4:00) also think they probably felt so much older than we do. Yeah. And they felt pressure to be all the things. All Speaker 2 (4:07) the boxes ticked. To Speaker 1 (4:08) be Speaker 2 (4:08) like all the boxes ticked. Yeah. Whereas we're, you know, young, wild and free. Young, wild and free entrepreneurs. No strings Speaker 1 (4:13) attached. Speaker 2 (4:13) Absolutely. Yeah, Speaker 1 (4:14) just Speaker 2 (4:14) living life. Absolutely. Well, this is. Have a seat of our pants. This is kind of sad, isn't it? Speaker 1 (4:19) Yes, but you've got your cake. That's true, yeah. But we have got empty drinks. Speaker 2 (4:23) Yeah, I've got water. I actually need to hydrate with water. Okay, well, welcome back, everybody. Happy Libra season. Happy birthday to anyone else whose birthday is happening right now. Speaker 1 (4:34) Sending you well wishes. Maybe there's another chintzy-er out there somewhere turning 29 this September. Speaker 2 (4:39) Shout out to the Speaker 1 (4:39) chintzy-ers. Speaker 2 (4:39) Yeah, shout out to the chintzy-ers. What a name. Where are thou? I always remember when I would meet a chintzy-er in Italy. It was like this whole thing. Yeah, I've never met another one. Speaker 1 (4:47) Really? Yeah, I don't think so. Do you remember there was that one chintzyer in Nottingham? I was like, who the fuck are you? I'm chintzyer of Nottingham. I'm the chintzyer of NG. Do you not Speaker 2 (4:56) remember when we discovered there was another chintzyer of Nottingham? And I was like, well, come Speaker 1 (4:59) on. It was this bitch. No. Do you not remember? No. Oh. I think we followed each other Speaker 2 (5:04) for a while. It was like, you know, chintzyer appreciation. Speaker 1 (5:07) Yeah. Like, I see you. Speaker 2 (5:08) I relate. You know, I see what you go through every day. Yeah. How Speaker 1 (5:11) do you spell that? Sorry. Sorry. What was that? Speaker 2 (5:13) Because Lydia, when we're getting into sex, she goes, for Cinzia. Like, she doesn't even like, Speaker 1 (5:16) you know? I mean, it does look like it should be Cinzia. Speaker 2 (5:20) Yeah, it does. Yeah. Speaker 1 (5:22) But... But it's a silent huh. It's a silent huh. Chin-see-uh. Chin-see with a huh. Right, Speaker 2 (5:30) yeah. 29 girls. Speaker 1 (5:31) I've had many pies. It's pie season. Guess what I had last night? What? Chipotle. Oh my God, did it hit? Oh my Speaker 2 (5:39) God. Speaker 1 (5:40) Did Speaker 2 (5:41) it hit? I Speaker 1 (5:41) have Speaker 2 (5:41) to Speaker 1 (5:41) say, the last time I got it, it didn't hit. Speaker 2 (5:43) Yeah, because like, they don't care when they're building a delivery bowl. Because it's just like, you're not there. They didn't care about my Speaker 1 (5:49) order. Speaker 2 (5:49) They're using the ugly scraps. Speaker 1 (5:51) Like, to Speaker 2 (5:52) be fair, the guacamole was like yellow. but I thought just mix it in it's fine come on just mix it in and wow it was phenomenal okay sorry Speaker 1 (6:02) well and the rice it was like big clumps Speaker 2 (6:05) of rice in so I put toss those to the side oh I like those the sticky oh but like hard it was like old rice ah congealed it Speaker 1 (6:12) was um I might get that again tonight really really hurt really yeah it's really really good well you know what I've got for tonight chicken dumplings can't wait Inhale. And do you know where we Speaker 2 (6:22) need to go still that we've not been? It's been years. Wow. Ding Tai Fung. We've never been. Yeah. Because do you know what we need to get? The chocolate fucking dumplings. Have you seen them? No. Sophia's not even seen them. You get a fucking dumpling. It's filled with chocolate. It's filled with chocolate. Where is it? Speaker 1 (6:38) Everywhere. Speaker 2 (6:41) There's one in London. There's one in New York. They're all over America. Why aren't Speaker 1 (6:44) we going in New York? We could. But then it's somewhere we could get here. This is the problem. Speaker 1 (6:51) And Speaker 2 (6:51) then you get a cream that you dip it in. Wow. You dip the dumpling in the cream and then eat. That sounds like heaven. Speaker 1 (7:00) It's like Speaker 2 (7:00) hot, melty. Speaker 1 (7:01) Is Speaker 2 (7:02) the chocolate inside the dumpling? Yes, of course. Wow, that sounds good. And it oozes out. That sounds really good. Yeah. So, whoa, I could eat that right now. Whoa, yeah. Wozers. Well, I Speaker 1 (7:12) could eat that. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, well, I've been on my pies and my roasts. I'm very happy it's roast season. Yeah, yeah, lovely. I've not had a roast since Christmas, yeah. Really? Speaker 2 (7:21) Actually, no, that is a lie. Past couple Sundays I've had a roast now. I haven't had one in a long, long time. It's locked in, it's booked in now. Yeah, that's lovely. Yeah, good for you. Yeah, pie Speaker 1 (7:27) during the week, pie or two. Roast, jack of potatoes still. Yeah. I'm really in my just like warm food era. Yeah, Speaker 2 (7:33) love that for you. Speaker 1 (7:34) Thank you. Speaker 2 (7:34) I did actually find some gravy granules in my cupboard. They were out of date though. I had to throw them away. I didn't even know they went out of date. I've definitely Speaker 1 (7:42) had out of date gravy. Check Speaker 2 (7:44) the Speaker 1 (7:44) dates of your things, everyone. What kind of gravy are you buying? Bisto's best, onion. Me too. Interesting. Sometimes I get the chicken. Did you Speaker 2 (7:51) see that TikTok of that American lady? And she was eating the beans. No, she was eating the gravy and biscuits. She Speaker 1 (7:59) was in Speaker 2 (7:59) America. So today we're going to try gravy Speaker 1 (8:02) and biscuits. Speaker 2 (8:03) American gravy versus British gravy. And British gravy is like, it's in Speaker 1 (8:07) these like granules. Like, what is this? She didn't. She just put the granules. Speaker 2 (8:13) Fucking mashed potato. Didn't fucking mix it with boiling water. So it was such an unfair test. She put her gravy from her restaurant on the potatoes. Mmm, yummy. Yummy gravy. That's how I remember them. Like, nothing could beat our gravy. And then she just fucking shook the Speaker 1 (8:27) granules. Oh, sprinkles. Isn't this a brown sprinkle consistency? I don't Speaker 2 (8:32) know Speaker 1 (8:32) if she was rage baiting. I don't Speaker 2 (8:33) know Speaker 1 (8:33) what that would taste like. Speaker 2 (8:35) I think she was like, mmm. okay yeah a flavor's kind of there but like your texture is a Speaker 1 (8:40) little Speaker 2 (8:40) bit off Speaker 1 (8:41) crunchy Speaker 2 (8:41) it's a little crunchy i don't know why the bread should do that yeah Speaker 1 (8:44) she must have been enraged by it i don't think she was because surely that is like common sense well it's like just Speaker 2 (8:48) read Speaker 1 (8:48) the packet yeah it Speaker 2 (8:49) says the the the instructions on the back they're Speaker 1 (8:52) not really using kettles though because it's not they don't have kettles Speaker 2 (8:55) it's not tea culture Speaker 1 (8:56) to Speaker 2 (8:57) have a kettle Speaker 1 (8:57) in america it's wrong weird yeah yeah it's like a pot of coffee Coffee's on the pot. Right. You know? It's not like instant coffee and like tea, is it? Yeah. Well, they're flavoring Speaker 2 (9:07) their water and they're putting syrups in their water and, you know, they're doing all that. I really want a snow cone Speaker 1 (9:12) though. Snow cone? Have you ever seen a snow cone? We've never had a snow cone. Only from like Speaker 2 (9:16) Have Speaker 1 (9:16) you not seen the ladies on TikTok Speaker 2 (9:17) who, who are like, Speaker 1 (9:19) today's snow cone for this customer. It's like snow. And then they're putting the syrups on this. That sounds like sensitive teeth hell. And Speaker 2 (9:28) then they're putting the syrups on the snow cone. So this customer asked for blue raspberry. Put the blue Speaker 1 (9:33) raspberry on and orange Speaker 2 (9:34) creamsicle. Orange creamsicle. And it's like orange and blue. Orange Speaker 1 (9:37) creamsicle. I mean, I'm Speaker 2 (9:39) seeing. What flavor even is that? I know. I've seen that. Speaker 1 (9:41) Orange creamsicle. And it's like Speaker 2 (9:42) this big lugging, like syrup going on the snow cone. Looks like I just need to dry it. I fear that doesn't sound good. But I feel like it's like a slushy. Speaker 1 (9:51) Right. I'm not really a slushy girl. It's like flavored. I'd rather have an ice cream. Yeah. I mean, me too. However, it's just the experience. And what's it served in? Paper cone? Plastic cone? In Speaker 2 (10:00) a Speaker 1 (10:00) plastic cone. In a plastic cone with a spoon. Spoon. In a plastic. I'm going to get the Speaker 2 (10:07) plastic spoon. With the plastic spoon. Because we're in America, everything's plastic. Yeah. Everything's plastic with a spoon. Yeah, for sure. Speaker 1 (10:13) Would you like to dive into this week's Speaker 2 (10:14) episode? Speaker 1 (10:14) Oh, yeah, I can take it away, actually. Yeah, sure, for sure. This week's birthday bash. Oh, Speaker 2 (10:19) my Speaker 1 (10:19) God. I wasn't prepared Speaker 2 (10:20) for this celebration today. I would have wanted something nice. Speaker 1 (10:24) Birthday Speaker 2 (10:24) bash. Okay. Oh, of Speaker 1 (10:27) course. We've got a question of the week. Of course. Question of the week. Speaker 2 (10:32) What grown-up thing did you think you'd Speaker 1 (10:35) do all the time when you were little? Aha. I've got a few of these. Speaker 2 (10:39) Probably like go play tennis, you know. Oh, okay. Probably like, is Speaker 1 (10:45) this the vibes we're on? Yeah, go for it. It's Speaker 2 (10:47) your Speaker 1 (10:47) birthday, girl. Speaker 2 (10:49) It's your birthday, Speaker 1 (10:49) go Speaker 2 (10:49) piss, girl. Speaker 2 (10:52) What else? I thought Speaker 1 (10:54) that we would be in heels all the time. Oh, Speaker 2 (10:56) yeah. Speaker 1 (10:56) I also thought, speaking of friends, that we'd be seeing people before work and getting coffee before work. Oh, Speaker 2 (11:04) yeah. I've seen that on TikTok. Speaker 1 (11:05) But yeah, that's true. Actually, I do feel like our mums Speaker 2 (11:09) get ready every day properly, like jeans, belt, top, makeup, everything. And they're never just in sweats. Never in sweats. It's like full outfit. Speaker 1 (11:18) Or sometimes Speaker 2 (11:18) in a Speaker 1 (11:19) Lululemon. Speaker 2 (11:19) Oh, okay, girl. I see you. Yeah, she's trendy like that. Okay, lady. See, my mom's always like, you know, she's like Speaker 1 (11:25) outfit, like shorts, like linen shorts, you know, like always like a proper outfit. Yeah, and she's never in a hoodie. No, exactly. Speaker 2 (11:31) I'm not saying Speaker 1 (11:31) you're in a hoodie. Speaker 2 (11:32) Whoa, no. Or doggers. Yeah, she's got one zip up that she wears. Yeah. And it's like, whoa, Speaker 1 (11:37) girl, are you doing okay? Yeah, they're not wearing casual wear. Do you know what I mean? So like Speaker 2 (11:40) maybe getting like, because we'll rock around in PJs all day. I feel like they don't do that. Speaker 1 (11:44) They don't do that. Speaker 2 (11:46) Wear a bra every day. Yeah, because that's like my mom should put on a proper bra, like proper bra going on. Yeah. Have dinner party. And also I feel like back then they didn't have bralettes. Speaker 1 (11:55) No, and they didn't have like just a soft, it was always a wire situation. Yeah, Speaker 2 (12:00) it was, oh my God. Because like why, why was our first bra like a full wide situation? I had a full wire padded bra. Speaker 1 (12:05) Yeah. It was so cute. It was white, it had pink hearts on it. It was from Tesco. Get Speaker 2 (12:08) it girl, you get those titties out. Yeah, it was super cute. Have dinner parties all the time. Yeah. Speaker 1 (12:12) Yeah, very chic. Speaker 2 (12:13) Yeah. that I would go to the club every weekend and it would be like the movies. Yeah. We probably Speaker 1 (12:19) thought that we would, like Speaker 2 (12:20) the old music videos. Speaker 1 (12:22) Evacuate the Speaker 2 (12:23) dance floor. Oh, oh well. Yeah. I actually really want to get like, what were the heels? Like some like platform heels, like, you know, like they would like, Paris Hilton would wear in the 2000s. Yeah. I think that'd be quite cool. Yeah. Speaker 1 (12:35) I wish we would rock around like that. Me Speaker 2 (12:37) too. Speaker 1 (12:38) Like every day though. Every day. Wear a pencil skirt and six inch heels to the office. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I thought. Yeah. Me too. Speaker 2 (12:44) Have wine every dinner. Yes. With dinner. Yeah. Glass of wine. Glass Speaker 1 (12:48) of wine honey. Glass of wine for the lady. Speaker 2 (12:50) Yeah. Yeah. Don't even like wine. Love it. You like wine. Only white. Only white. Speaker 1 (12:55) Don't really care about rosé. Still don't like red. Love the smell of it. Don't like the taste of it. Yeah, I Speaker 2 (13:01) could. Yeah, I just hate Speaker 1 (13:02) wine. Which is crazy because you were like a wine girl. I know, girl. Echo Falls had no chance. For Speaker 2 (13:09) sure, Speaker 1 (13:09) yeah. Speaker 2 (13:10) Yeah, me versus wine. Yeah. I thought I would need to know the phonetic alphabet. What the hell's that Speaker 1 (13:17) again? Speaker 2 (13:18) Is that Speaker 1 (13:18) abacada? Speaker 2 (13:20) Oh, the beef-a-boss. Speaker 1 (13:22) Sugar. I hate that on the phone. My Speaker 2 (13:24) mum does it all the time. My mum just makes Speaker 1 (13:26) it up. Like, mum, that's not right. Speaker 2 (13:29) S Speaker 1 (13:29) for my daughter's name, Sophia. Speaker 2 (13:33) It's like, Fiona, it's Speaker 1 (13:34) a Speaker 2 (13:34) point more like that. Yeah, what is the actual real phonetics? Speaker 1 (13:38) Where? Should Speaker 2 (13:40) we read what the real phonetics are? Yeah. It's like fucking weird. I know Speaker 1 (13:42) hotel is H and G is golf. S is for sugar, right? Speaker 2 (13:46) S for sugar. Yeah. S Speaker 1 (13:48) for Speaker 2 (13:48) sugar. R Speaker 1 (13:50) for Romeo. Okay, that's just Angie's version. Oh, Sierra Leone. Yeah. Yeah, Speaker 2 (13:57) absolutely. Right. So this is the phonetic element. A for Alpha. Yeah. Speaker 1 (14:03) What's B? A for Alpha, Speaker 2 (14:05) B for Bravo. Bravo. C for Cat. C for Charlie. Speaker 2 (14:11) that before my mom C for Charlie my mom Defo says C for cat D for delta D Speaker 1 (14:16) for dog E for Speaker 2 (14:18) echo Speaker 1 (14:18) E for echo Speaker 2 (14:19) this one F for Farkstrat my mom has said that before F for Farkstrat I thought it Speaker 1 (14:23) was Speaker 2 (14:23) Freddie Fiona Speaker 1 (14:26) gets it F for Fiona Speaker 2 (14:27) my name's Fiona so it's F for Fiona yeah I for Fiona O for Oona N for Niona G for golf. Yeah, Speaker 1 (14:37) I know that one. H, Speaker 2 (14:38) hotel. Hotel. I, India. Oh, Speaker 1 (14:40) I didn't know that one. J, Juliet. I think I would have said igloo or ice. Yeah. Speaker 2 (14:43) J, Juliet. Yeah, Speaker 1 (14:45) I think I Speaker 2 (14:45) knew that. Juliet, no, Romeo and Juliet. Yeah. K for kilo. Speaker 1 (14:48) Kilo. I would not have got that. I would not have said that. L for Speaker 2 (14:50) Lima. Lima. Lima, I would not have got that. My mum said that before. Speaker 1 (14:53) L for love. Speaker 2 (14:56) M for Mike. M for Mike. Mike, yeah. N for November. O, Speaker 1 (15:00) Oscar. Oh, I think I knew that one. P, Speaker 2 (15:01) Papa. Speaker 1 (15:02) Papa Romeo Golf. Speaker 2 (15:04) Is Speaker 1 (15:04) it? Yeah, I know that. Q Speaker 2 (15:05) Quebec. Q for Queen. R Romeo. S Sierra. Sierra. T for Tango. Tango, yeah, I knew that one. U for Uniform. Speaker 1 (15:15) Not heard that Speaker 2 (15:15) one. V for Victor. Victor. Speaker 1 (15:17) Victor. Speaker 2 (15:18) W for Whiskey. Whiskey. X for X-Ray. Y for Yankee. Z for Zulu. Speaker 1 (15:25) Zulu? Z-U-L-U. Z for Zulu. Z for zebra, surely. I Speaker 2 (15:31) know, what the hell? What the hell is Zulu? Anyway, yeah, no chance. But also, we're not phoning up and doing Speaker 1 (15:37) stuff on the phone. Speaker 2 (15:37) I think it's police Speaker 1 (15:38) officers that have to know that and that's it. Really? Yeah. I'm Speaker 2 (15:42) just making Speaker 1 (15:43) them up. Speaker 2 (15:44) Our era, we're not calling up. F for food. Speaker 1 (15:47) Yeah. Speaker 2 (15:48) N for Speaker 1 (15:49) mash. Yeah. We're not calling up these days. P for pie. L for leggings. A for Aloe. L for Lulu Lemon. B for Bershka. M for Mango. And Z