9-14-26 Hour 1 - Dems Hate Trump Stimulus, Loved when Biden did same

The Chris Plante Show

The Chris Plante Show episode blends political satire, sports commentary, and alarmist takes on AI and climate change, featuring exaggerated

Key takeaways

• The host uses hyperbolic language to mock both political extremes, particularly focusing on perceived hypocrisy in Democratic opposition to Trump's economic policies.

Main topics

• Political hypocrisy regarding economic stimulus policies
• Satirical take on AI as an existential threat ('AIpocalypse')

Notable quotes

"The AIpocalypse. You remember when Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said we had 12 years left before the planet is done? Now we have eight or nine years remaining."

Conclusion

The episode concludes with a blend of satire and alarmist rhetoric, us

Transcript preview

Speaker 8 (0:02) You said hold the crooks accountable. Does that mean that the House is going to be pursuing impeachment proceedings on day one? Speaker 5 (0:08) No, we haven't ruled anything in and we haven't ruled anything out in terms of impeachment. Speaker 4 (0:15) Ah, yes, Hakeem, Hakeem the jihadi. Hakeem Jeffries, the Democrat leader in the United States House of Representatives. Are you going to start if Democrats win the House with impeachment? Well, we're very indecisive, but we're going to firebomb something, I'll promise you that much. Maybe a truck bomb, maybe self-immolation, as the Democrats are so fond of these days. A lot of self-immolations. Well, very good and happy Monday to you, and welcome back once again. You see Sidney Sweeney? Sidney Sweeney. She's an attractive woman. She's under fire. Of course she is. She's under fire from female athletes, mostly, over a nude sports prediction ad. It's not really entirely nude. There are sports balls blocking the way. Perfectly nice picture, but there are some, I think mostly women who don't like men at all, who are complaining about the Sidney Sweeney ad in the photograph because they say this is not what women's sports is all about. Well, maybe if it were, someone would watch. I'm just saying, you know, got your WNBA over here. Not exactly, you know, hotbeds Speaker 1 (1:35) of sauciness everywhere you look. That's for sure. And it's a very modest ad. I don't know why anybody would be upset with this. Maybe they're from another planet and just got here very recently. But we've got that. And I want to update you on Sydney Sweeney because, you know, she's under fire. We can't have her under fire. That would be Abbey Normal. Can't Speaker 4 (1:55) have all that kind of stuff. But we've got a lot going on because there was a weekend, a lot of sports. We had the U.S. Open and the women's tennis and the semifinals and the finals, and not very satisfying for Speaker 1 (2:07) America fans. And then the men's finals, also not as satisfying as we might like for fans of the United States of America. They call him a German, but both his parents are Russian, and his name's Russian. So he's really Russian who was raised in Germany, and that could be a dangerous combination right there. what we witnessed in the 20th century. But in any case, he won, and it was fun. And then the Redskins, I'm sorry, the Red Commanders, the Skinmanders, they didn't play such great football, I've got to say. The Chicago Bears, on the other hand, they did play some pretty great football. NFL is back, and I'm glad NFL is back. This is a good sports time of year. Yes, it is. And the tennis don't really care about... tennis much usually but started watching the u.s open and uh good competitions fun competitions couple of characters and uh we didn't do so well the united states of america but did okay made it to the final round uh almost well with the men we did not with the women folk but we've got uh We've got a lot of sports going on out there in the world, and that's a good thing. That can't be bad. President Trump, speaking of sports, he was in Ireland, and he was golfing. He owns a golf course there, as does almost everyone. Don't you own a golf course in Ireland? And so he went to visit his golf course in Ireland. He played some golf, and the Irish Open was being played. It's a golf tournament, not a tennis tournament, a golf tournament. President Trump presented the trophy, and he announced that he would relieve Ireland of the tariffs. on Irish whiskey, on Irish whiskey. I had a nice glass of Irish whiskey there. So President Trump saying, hey, Ireland, you guys are a lot of, the president doesn't even drink. He doesn't even enjoy Irish whiskey. But he said, okay, we'll take the tariffs off. I speak for the United States. I'm me. Don't you know who I am? And I'll lift the tariffs on Irish whiskey. And that made every Irishman happy because, you know. They drink. Let's face it. They drink. They drink a lot. And that's okay. It's part of what makes them charming is the whole whiskey thing. But President Trump on the Irish whiskey, I'll update you on that. We have some audio on that, too. But I've got to say, over the weekend, one of the really big stories is the end of time. The end of time is coming. It's the AIpocalypse. I've labeled it the AIpocalypse. because AI, artificial intelligence, is going to eliminate the human race within 10 years, within 10 years. So you don't really have to make long-term plans or save for retirement or anything because the planet is going to, well, all of humanity at least will be dead within 10 years because of artificial intelligence. I think not everyone is a fan, apparently, of artificial intelligence, which we like to abbreviate as AI because we call it AI. We have to abbreviate everything now. And AI, we have artificial, and it's so scary that we should all be panicking, and now we learned over the weekend, that it may eliminate the human race, the species. I hate to bring race into it, so I'll just call it species. Eliminate the species, our species, the human species. I know if you're listening, you might be a dog, but you don't know what I'm saying. Only people know what I'm saying. And we will all be dead. within a decade, which shouldn't come as a big surprise anyway, with everything that's going on. And we've got Iran and nuclear weapons and the Democrats funding it and Democrats firebombing the Jewish governor's house and self-immolating. That's right, self-immolating again. We've got all that stuff all over the place. So we've got one update on doomsday, the 21st century doomsday. There's a new, it's the AIpocalypse. You remember when Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Sandy Cortez, as she was known in high school, Sandy the bartender, Sandy said just, what was that, four years ago now, said we have 12 years left before the planet is done. And that was three or four years ago. She said, isn't that right, 12 years? She said we had 12. We'll get to that audio. She said we had 12 years left, and that was three or four years ago. So now we have eight or nine years remaining until the apocalypse, and that's the climate apocalypse. That's the weather that is going to kill everyone on Earth. Everything else will live, but we will die because we're guilty of climate change, global warming. A great ball of fire in the sky has nothing to do with it. Pay no attention to that. But she said, yeah, we had the clock is ticking out loud. It's the doomsday clock. Remember the scientists, they still do it. Keep the doomsday clock. Oh, we're down to two minutes before midnight. And at midnight, we all die, right? And now we've got a new one, and it's artificial intelligence. It's AI. It's the AI apocalypse. And what do you hear the audio on this? Because it's pretty whack-a-doodle-doo, I've got to say. Also, Pete Boot Edge Edge. He was on television. The media is trying to resuscitate him, breathe life into him, because they want to run him for president, and then we'll have a gay president. And he was asked, because it's what Democrats talk about, this kind of stuff. He was asked by a Democrat posing as a journalist, should we pack the Supreme Court? And let me just say, Pete Boot-edge-edge is now a court packer. He's a court packer. Now he's a famous court packer, Pete Boot-edge-edge. He wants to pack the court. Pretty remarkable stuff. And why would you pack the court? You're just a packer. You pack the court. You pack stuff. It's what you do. That's the thing. So we've got Pete Boot at Judge, and I've got audio of Pete Boot at Judge talking about packing the court. And I've got a plan, actually. And it's kind of like this. President Trump should pack the court now. Because the Democrats say we need to increase the size of the court, President Trump, and the number of justices on the Supreme Court. President Trump could make them back down like that. I just snap my fingers. Like that. And just make them back down like that by saying, oh, well, the Democrats all say, and you could quote a couple of them from the podium, the Democrats all say it's time to increase the size of the Supreme Court. And President Trump can say, I agree with them. I am going to personally increase the size of the Supreme Court. I can talk. The increase the size of the Supreme Court. How many do they want to pack it by, Michael? If they want to pack it by six, President Trump should say, okay, I have picked six nominees, and I want the Senate to confirm my six nominees to the Supreme Court. Well, the Supreme Court of 15 justices and President Trump will have picked nine of them. because he's already got three on there, and now he should pack it with six because Pete Buttigieg wants it packed, and so do so many others. Hillary, Diane, Rodham, Clinton, and a lot of them, they want to pack the court. Now is the time for President Trump to get ahead of the game and say, okay, you want to