#575 - Work Hard, Play Harder

The Basement Yard

The hosts open with absurd banter about barnacles on lobsters before unveiling custom-made Halloween costumes they secretly designed for each other. They

Key takeaways

• Joe Santagato reveals a custom Hawaiian shirt featuring a hot dog and an 'overpriced but super trendy' Balenciaga-style tee for Frank Alvarez.
• The hosts showcase functional gag accessories, including a $5,000 bill wallet with Joe's face and a yellow-tinted water bottle designed to look like urine.

Main topics

• Custom Halloween costumes & merch drops
• Hyperhidrosis & sweat tolerance

Notable quotes

"I know that's a barnacle, but I don't know what it is. I'm pretty sure it's an animal and the thing around it is like a shell."

Conclusion

The episode delivers a mix of promotional content for limited-edition Halloween

Transcript preview

Speaker 2 (0:00) Welcome back to the Bay... Speaker 2 (0:06) Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank? I Speaker 1 (0:09) gotta be honest with you. I just caught a whiff of myself. I'm a little fucking stinky. Speaker 2 (0:15) That's where we're gonna start? Speaker 1 (0:16) You Speaker 2 (0:16) stink? Like ship? A Speaker 1 (0:20) little bit. No, just like... Like a big ship? No, slow down. I'm not... Wait, wait, like shit or like ship? I wish I smelled like a ship. Speaker 2 (0:28) Do you? You wish you smelled like barnacles? What do barnacles smell like? I don't know. What do barnacles smell like? I don't even know what a barnacle is. Oceans smell Speaker 1 (0:36) awful. It's just like when there's like dead shit in it. That's when it smells like shit. Wait, what's Speaker 2 (0:40) a barnacle? Speaker 1 (0:41) It's like a little animal that like... Builds a little shell and like lives in a little fucking shell with a little hole at the top of it It's Speaker 3 (0:48) like a boat pimple. Speaker 1 (0:49) Yeah, kind of and they're also on whales, right? Are they on whales? Maybe maybe on like slower living animals, but like they're like there's animals in there brother You ever see them crunch them off of lobsters? They go on lobsters. Do we eat them? I don't think we can eat those those little motherfuckers. Yeah, brother. Speaker 3 (1:05) This is gross looking I Speaker 1 (1:07) kind of like them. No, they could like hurt animals So, like, they can grow. You've never seen the people that take them off of lobsters? No. Dude, there's, like. Scraping Speaker 2 (1:16) barnacles off of lobsters? Brother, scraping. Speaker 1 (1:18) They use, like, fucking, like, needle nose pliers and shit like that. Ew. Because they're, like, strong bitches. Speaker 2 (1:23) Oh, they're little strong rocks. They're little. But there's. In the middle. That little thing Speaker 1 (1:27) in the middle is an animal. Yeah, people like scrape them off. Speaker 2 (1:34) I like Speaker 1 (1:34) new like that. Like when I'm looking at it, I'm like, I know that's Speaker 2 (1:38) a Speaker 1 (1:38) barnacle, but I don't know what it is. I'm pretty sure it's an animal and the thing around it is like a shell. Yeah, it can like fuck with like ships. It can... Propellers. It could fuck with lobsters. Bro, every time I see a picture of a propeller, I just think of Titanic and that dude jumping off the back and Speaker 2 (1:54) hitting one and just spinning. And like, Speaker 1 (1:55) but dang, like hit that shit. I love that sound. You like... I like the Speaker 2 (2:00) sound of a body hitting a propeller off the Titanic. Speaker 1 (2:04) That's what I like. I mean, you know what? It's a one of one sound. You Speaker 2 (2:08) know what else I really like? When you throw, you remember at the end of Tommy Boy where he throws a football and Speaker 1 (2:12) it hits the old lady in the face and it makes that like. The sound of like when a ball hits someone's face. That's a very, very good sound. It's like a. Like that. It's a paint. I fuck with that sound a Speaker 2 (2:25) lot. Speaker 1 (2:25) That is a really good sound. But, bro, there's this TikTok account where these guys are like shippers. Sailors? Fishermen. Fishermen. One of those three. Yeah. And then they'll fucking like find a lobster and they'll be like, this poor guy got too many barnacles on it and it's like fucking with its ability to like be a lobster. So let's just take them off, help them out, scrape them off, throw it back in. Wow. I want to catch a fish just to have the feeling of fucking tossing that bitch back into the water. You know what I mean? Like, does it hurt them? a hook is in their face. No, no, no. That part I imagine isn't sick. But like when you like toss it back. Oh, I mean if you throw it like Vlad Guerrero maybe. I don't think I'm hop, step and tossing this thing. Yeah, Speaker 2 (3:13) you Speaker 1 (3:13) can't Gronk spike it into the ocean. You gotta like let it go. I don't think that's what's happening. But like... I Speaker 2 (3:18) think they're durable. You could throw Speaker 1 (3:20) them around. Are they? Well, probably the bigger the fish, the more durable they are. If I take a little Sunny and I toss that bitch, it's probably gonna get in a little bit of trouble. If you try Speaker 2 (3:27) to toss like a swordfish. It's not, nothing's gonna happen to Speaker 1 (3:30) it. First of all, you ain't picking up a swordfish. I don't even know how big they are. A swordfish can get up to like a thousand pounds, can't they? That's a big fish like they could they could be and they've got that bitch on the top like Speaker 2 (3:42) a sword That's the sword part of the whole Speaker 1 (3:45) name. I'd yeah, I don't I mean listen. I have no idea but Speaker 2 (3:48) guys today We actually have a surprise. That's right forget a lot of surprise. Yeah, I was Speaker 1 (3:53) stinky and now we have a surprise Yeah, he's stinky Speaker 2 (3:56) and now we have a surprise Watch it. But me and Frank have been doing this thing behind the scenes here since Halloween's coming up. We came up with an idea, and now we're kind of going to present it to each other for the first time. But independently, we have been working with our merch company to create a Halloween costume. Speaker 1 (4:17) Of Speaker 2 (4:17) each other. Speaker 1 (4:18) Yes. Speaker 2 (4:19) So we haven't seen these. He made me. I made him. Is that? Yeah, that's what happened. I think that's the idea. Okay, yeah. So we're revealing it for the first time, and also these will be available for purchase today. So if you're watching this, you can go on standingoutstudios.com and get it. And Speaker 1 (4:37) I'll tell you Speaker 2 (4:37) this, Speaker 1 (4:37) though. Limited edition. Let's do limited. Let's do work quickly here, okay? Because I'll tell you right now, there's only 500 of each of them. Speaker 2 (4:47) I feel like I put a lot of thought into mine. Speaker 1 (4:51) I feel like you're going to get angry at this one. Well, you may be angry too. I don't know. What the fuck do I got to be angry about? I don't know. I don't got to be angry about shit. I don't get angry about anything. So the joke there is that I just got angry. Right. Speaker 2 (5:03) Do Speaker 1 (5:03) you want to show me? So there's some. There's like a main Speaker 2 (5:08) component and then there's some... Speaker 1 (5:09) I got some accessories. Yeah, I got some accessories too. We were told to have accessories. You got Speaker 2 (5:14) a Velcro sneaker back there? What's going on? No, Speaker 1 (5:16) you aren't cool enough to wear Velcro sneakers anymore. I'm not old enough to wear a Velcro sneaker. Or young enough. Speaker 2 (5:21) Who Speaker 1 (5:22) the fuck cares? You can wear them right now if you want. Do they make Velcro sneakers for people our age? I'm Speaker 2 (5:26) sure they do, but no one wears them. Speaker 1 (5:29) Frank, they exist. It's just a new thing. All Speaker 2 (5:32) right, Speaker 1 (5:32) let me see. First thing I have, because obviously you need like... You need to look like me. You need to look like you. Which a part of me is my clothing. Speaker 3 (5:39) Exactly. Speaker 1 (5:41) Yes. Alright, now we're fucking talking. Yo! Hold on! It's a Hawaiian shirt, but also, if you notice, first of all, get the tag away from there. No! We don't need that. Speaker 2 (5:54) If you notice, there's a hot dog in it. We, Speaker 1 (5:57) you unironically made a sick Hawaiian shirt. Look at that. Speaker 2 (6:02) And it's also drizzled in the perfect way. Yeah. Speaker 1 (6:04) And I noticed, by the way, no mustard because get that the fuck off my shirt. I would never put mustard on my shirt because I'm an American. That's Speaker 2 (6:09) what I'm saying. So this is, I feel like you would wear this. Speaker 1 (6:13) Unironically, nice shirt. I know. Like that is a good shirt. I know. It's going to make my shirt maybe a little not as. Wait, what does that mean? Well. Yours is... Speaker 2 (6:25) As you can see here, it says Speaker 1 (6:27) overpriced but super trendy t-shirt. Because that's what you... You're a piece of shit. You're a garbage man. And it's like in the font where it's just like, you know, they're like Brooklyn, like, you know, it's just what it is. And Speaker 2 (6:41) it's black and white, like the Balenciaga shirts that we talked about. Which I still have yet to see, by the way. You haven't seen one still? Still have not seen one. And my eyes have been agape the whole time. Well, Speaker 1 (6:52) don't say agape. So... You can wear this t-shirt. Wow. And you could do like the messy hair. You could do the facial hair and everything. The messy hair. And you're right there. Speaker 2 (7:02) Yeah. Speaker 1 (7:03) You're right there. Messy, trendy, messy though. It's not like you got like messy, messy. Sure. It's a good. I think that works. Unironically, would you wear this? No. Yeah. Okay. But I get why Speaker 2 (7:15) you would put that on there. Yes. Do you also, so we have accessories too. Yes. Can I go my first one? We'll Speaker 1 (7:20) snake. Speaker 2 (7:21) We'll snake. We'll snake it? Yeah, yeah. Okay. So you Speaker 1 (7:24) can't be Joey without. Speaker 1 (7:28) Quietly flaunting your wealth. All right What does this mean? So we have a wallet here Speaker 1 (7:37) And as you can see, it's a $5,000 bill with your face on it. Is that an actual wallet? Yeah. It's a functioning actual wallet. Like, you can, it can hold, I don't know how well it's going to Speaker 2 (7:48) hold. Speaker 1 (7:48) Is Speaker 2 (7:48) that Speaker 1 (7:48) a Speaker 2 (7:48) picture of me on the front? Yes, you're on the dollar, the $5,000 bill. Speaker 1 (7:52) And it says, the basement yard will pay to the bearer on demand. And then it says, making money is laborious. Speaker 2 (8:00) You had to sneak that in on there? Speaker 1 (8:02) Well, Speaker 2 (8:02) you Speaker 1 (8:02) know, sometimes you got to be consistent. So it's like an actual wallet. Yes. Actual wallet. It has the Queens, New York. Oh, that's fire. Yeah. At the bottom, it says San Agato for the treasurer of the United States, which way that we're going, you might be there in a couple years. You know? And the basement yard logo with the Queens sigil again. I mean. This is a beautiful wallet. It can hold actual money. You know. Speaker 2 (8:31) It's so ridiculous. I'm going to snake. So I'll do two in a row. You're Speaker 1 (8:36) going Speaker 2 (8:36) to snake. Speaker 1 (8:37) Okay. I Speaker 2 (8:37) mean, this, I feel like if you're Frank and you're wearing the Hawaiian shirt and it's got the hot dog on it, let's make it realistic. Let's Speaker 1 (8:49) get an Speaker 2 (8:49) actual hot dog here. But it's squishy. Speaker 1 (8:52) Oh, is it like the butter squishies? Dude, like, I swear to God, the texture of Speaker 2 (8:56) this, you're going to want to eat it. You're going to want to eat it. Holy shit. Oh, I Speaker 1 (9:02) didn't even know Speaker 2 (9:02) that came out. Wait, don't rip it. I don't think it's Speaker 1 (9:05) supposed to. Speaker 2 (9:05) Okay. Speaker 1 (9:06) Well, Speaker 2 (9:07) that looks like we're going to get demonetized. Stop. Speaker 1 (9:10) Oh, it's not. This is weekly. Oh, this does feel good. It feels good. It's like memory foam. I know. You ever just like do this just to watch it grow. Speaker 1 (9:21) Yeah. Wow, that actually was cooler Speaker 2 (9:22) than I Speaker 1 (9:22) thought it was going to be. Speaker 2 (9:22) Now we're talking. All right, I love it. Speaker 1 (9:24) Yeah, so you Speaker 2 (9:25) got the... Well, let it fall out again. Let it fall out again. Speaker 1 (9:31) It Speaker 2 (9:31) just looks like a dog. It does Speaker 1 (9:33) look like a hot dog. That's a beautiful looking hot dog. Put that shit on the table. Speaker 2 (9:37) I need Speaker 1 (9:38) to see the full fucking costume together. Speaker 2 (9:39) You're right. You're right. You're right. You know what you're doing. Speaker 1 (9:42) So I got the Hawaiian shirt. I got the hot dog. And then for Speaker 2 (9:44) my last part of the, for my last accessory of the costume. Speaker 2 (9:53) Hold on. It's a basement yard piss bottle Speaker 1 (9:56) It's shaded yellow so it looks like it's filled with piss because don't do that don't Speaker 2 (10:04) don't don't don't don't it's an Speaker 1 (10:06) actual bond is this gonna be my my my Fucking like what I'm remembered for forever. Is that an actual like functioning water bottle? Yeah, you could like put water in here I don't know what this is like a little like cap to it or whatever, but it's Halloween Speaker 3 (10:17) waters not going in there Oh yeah, he means- Jameson and water is gonna Speaker 1 (10:22) go in there. Yeah, honestly, I'd prefer piss at that point in time. Speaker 2 (10:25) That is a Speaker 1 (10:26) piss bottle for you. So you could just carry it around on Halloween like, hey, is that piss? Yeah, it is. Well, someone is getting stopped with water in that thing and they're just gonna be like, we need to talk. No, it's pee. I mean, please don't piss in that. Speaker 2 (10:40) Or- Would that Speaker 1 (10:41) be a nice- Okay, Speaker 2 (10:42) well, I've got one more. That I think Speaker 1 (10:44) people are gonna fucking lose their mind for. I truly, truly, truly believe that people are going to lose their mind. Let's see. So, you got the big billionaire Joe. The other way that you can possibly be Joe? Speaker 1 (10:58) Is you can have a phone you have the orange phone, but here's the thing is that it actually plugs into your phone So like you can actually make a call you can take a call. There's there's volume buttons on it So like give me a call right now. I'm Speaker 2 (11:11) literally gonna call your phone call Speaker 1 (11:12) my phone right now. Speaker 2 (11:13) I'm calling it Speaker 1 (11:15) This would be bad if this wasn't tested. Speaker 1 (11:22) Hello? Speaker 2 (11:24) Bro, this sounds clearer than your actual phone. Really? And there's a volume button on it. I think Speaker 1 (11:29) that's for you. Yeah, I wouldn't be for it. Yeah, I know. I couldn't hear you. You Speaker 3 (11:33) were Speaker 1 (11:33) a little low, but like, hey, fuck you. Speaker 2 (11:35) Yeah, I can hear it. I mean, Speaker 1 (11:36) I can hear it Speaker 2 (11:36) also in real Speaker 1 (11:37) life. But it's actually functional and it works and you could pick up the phone call from here. Amazing. So you could just be at work and you could be like that. Just scream at people on the phone. I got to be honest with you. The feeling of like if someone pisses you off to go like this and then like hit it and then. I mean, they might not. I mean, it is pretty Speaker 2 (11:57) sturdy, but you probably will break it. Speaker 1 (11:58) I can almost guarantee you're going to break it. Yeah. Speaker 2 (12:00) But yeah, so that's what you're going to have is you're going to have. These are good gadgets. Listen, a good gadget brings the goods to gadget. Speaker 1 (12:08) Not a sentence. Not one at all. So what you could do here is, I feel like we're like QVC at this point. I Speaker 2 (12:15) know. Speaker 1 (12:15) What you Speaker 2 (12:16) could Speaker 1 (12:16) do here, you hit that number on the screen right now. See this Speaker 2 (12:18) number down at the bottom right here. You call this number right now. Speaker 1 (12:21) You'll get Speaker 2 (12:21) 10 payments of $5.99, 10 % off. Yeah, Speaker 1 (12:25) don't say that. Because people, you could get into like, you know, issues with like, appropriating with the actual prices. I don't Speaker 2 (12:33) know Speaker 1 (12:33) the price. What you could do is you want to look like Joe Santagato for Halloween, go to SantagatoStudios.com Speaker 2 (12:38) today. Check Speaker 1 (12:40) out the costumes. Yo, it's right there. If you want to be frank, you want this really cool shirt and you want a piss bottle? Yeah, but also if you want this functioning orange phone and a wallet with Joe Santagato's face on it. Which, what else is there, you know? I mean, I gotta be honest, that stress hot dog is, it is nice. I Speaker 2 (13:00) know you're gonna take this. Speaker 1 (13:01) And that's a Speaker 2 (13:01) nice shirt. You're gonna take all of this. This, yo, just think about this. All jokes aside, if you had to piss in your car, that is a good, Speaker 1 (13:10) but there's that, like, insert in it. That insert's going into the fucking, that's going into the garbage. I think it's just like, you know. And also, if you, God forbid, you get pulled over and they're like, is that piss? You could be like, no, no, no, look, it's like, it's like, in here. Yeah, because I could fit in there. Let me see that. I think I'd make it. I think you can fit Speaker 2 (13:27) your balls in it too. Speaker 1 (13:31) So go check it out at SantaGottaStudios.com. There's a limited edition, 500 each. So hopefully the Frank one sells out faster. Speaker 2 (13:40) Yeah. Speaker 1 (13:41) I don't know. This is pretty cool. Hello. Speaker 2 (13:44) Also, there will be two Halloween designs that Athena made on the website as well. Those are available. So go to santagottastudios.com today. They're all available today so that we can try and get you that stuff in time for Halloween. But October 5th, 7 a.m. So if you're watching this out in the public, then. They're available. Speaker 1 (14:05) I'm sure someone has already clipped this. Speaker 2 (14:07) Yeah. But if it goes out available on, like it goes first on Patreon, then people are like, it's not available. And it's like, because October 5th, it's when the pub sees it. You know what I mean? Yeah. Speaker 1 (14:15) Come Speaker 2 (14:15) on, guys. Come on. Cut Speaker 1 (14:16) us some fucking slack. Cut us some fucking slack. I can't fucking do it. Look at all this Speaker 2 (14:19) slack that we have. Can you cut us some of it? Yeah. Bleeds. Speaker 1 (14:22) Bleeds. But yeah, go check that out. Speaker 2 (14:25) Sanagastudios.com. Speaker 1 (14:26) By the way, notice, no ant costume. Speaker 3 (14:30) I Speaker 2 (14:30) wasn't going to say Speaker 3 (14:31) it. Speaker 1 (14:32) Well, I will say this. I know. I will say this. If we were to put together a Nant costume, what would it include? Speaker 2 (14:40) Fake glasses. Speaker 1 (14:40) Yeah. That's a Speaker 3 (14:42) good one. Speaker 2 (14:42) You're Speaker 1 (14:42) exposing him, too, by the way. By the way, it's other show merch. It would just be a hat that just says other show. That's funny. The other show. That's funny. The other show. Or Speaker 2 (14:50) it would just be like a big Mickey Mouse. Speaker 1 (14:53) Which we would immediately get hammered by Disney. Speaker 3 (14:56) Oh, yeah. The old ones in public domain. It Speaker 1 (14:58) would be all right. Yeah, but you don't like the old one. You need to like. Yeah, you're right. Or Speaker 2 (15:02) some obscure anime. Speaker 1 (15:05) You'll Dale Hammer you too, brother. You ain't putting anything anime on that shirt. That's true. Speaker 2 (15:09) What about some like. Speaker 1 (15:10) A Rainforest Cafe. They need all the help they can get, so they might just be happy. Speaker 2 (15:14) Yeah, maybe like a, yeah, one of those. Some sort. Oh, like Speaker 1 (15:19) a Twisted Tea. Are you still doing that? No, they stopped because it's too much sugar. I remember you told me. Speaker 3 (15:25) Twisty Lights. Speaker 1 (15:27) I love that they've made this step the responsible step at like Twisted Tea Lights, but not just stopping the drinking. No, no, no. We're just going to do the light version. Interesting. Yeah, that's what I would do for Ant. Speaker 3 (15:38) I'm going to get both of those. Speaker 1 (15:41) Or like a sports shirt that just says the other team. Speaker 2 (15:48) Or like a mask that makes it look like your face is just doing this. You Speaker 3 (15:54) notice you do that a lot? Yeah, I notice. Speaker 2 (15:56) That's just a thing. Speaker 3 (15:57) I gotta Speaker 1 (15:57) say, you've been putting together fits, my guy. You notice this guy? Well, we chose the wrong Speaker 3 (16:01) one. Speaker 2 (16:02) The Patreon Speaker 3 (16:02) episode, Speaker 2 (16:02) he threw a fit like crazy. Speaker 1 (16:03) This guy, he's throwing together fits, you know? Double up, Speaker 3 (16:07) this is a quick change. He Speaker 1 (16:08) was looking at watches before, you know? He's throwing fits. I'm trying. You're a stylish guy now. No. He's Speaker 2 (16:15) stylish. I mean, I said at the end of the day, on the other episode, he's getting stylish now. I think Speaker 1 (16:19) you should just, you fully just like let your facial hair grow out. Let your hair grow out. Speaker 2 (16:25) What would grow on your face? Because there's not a whole lot of evidence of growing. Can Speaker 1 (16:29) you give us a Speaker 2 (16:29) picture? You have Speaker 1 (16:29) a picture of you facialed out. Speaker 2 (16:32) No. You have Speaker 1 (16:32) a picture of you being facialed. Speaker 3 (16:35) You being facialed out. Can you get a stash? Not really. It's very sad. Can we do one for November? It will not be one. It'll be Speaker 1 (16:44) something. I was going to say, are we going to commit to not shaving for November like everyone in college did? But I shave every like four weeks anyway, so. Speaker 2 (16:52) Yeah, I also haven't seen a clean shave on my face since high school. 60,000 patrons? Speaker 1 (16:58) I mean, yours grows Speaker 2 (17:00) back pretty quickly. I don't think anyone would enjoy what they see under here. Why? I just don't think. I think you'd be... You know what? Oh, I'm adding myself in that group, by the way. Oh, you'd be fine, bitch. I'd be like, this is bad. People Speaker 1 (17:12) would be completely okay with it. I think that... Well, forget about people. I am people, too. How about we do this? 60,000 patrons. We both commit. To completely shaving our faces. Speaker 3 (17:21) And then what about I get like a prosthetic bearded mustache? You know what's going to be unironic? Like you are going to Speaker 1 (17:27) probably look great with facial hair. Speaker 3 (17:30) I have no idea. Speaker 1 (17:31) But Speaker 3 (17:31) I've never experienced. What do you see on him? A Speaker 1 (17:33) goatee? No. Give me a beard. I could see you having like a. A soul patch? No. There's a little mustache that Charlie Chaplin used to wear. Yeah, that was coming. Charlie, among other people. He was before. He had it before. He was grandfathered in like Mariana Rivera wearing 42. Speaker 2 (17:54) What the Speaker 1 (17:54) fuck are we doing? Speaker 2 (17:56) Like Mariana Rivera Speaker 1 (17:57) wearing 42. Yeah, it's got to say, you know, we're a stylish group. Speaker 1 (18:06) When you look up like that. That's Speaker 2 (18:09) your Speaker 1 (18:09) little sneaky face. That is my sneaky face. And I'm a stinky. I got stinky face. Why Speaker 2 (18:13) do Speaker 1 (18:13) you smell? I think I was just, I was wearing a jersey and then underneath, like, I know I put deodorant on today. But Speaker 2 (18:19) you're smelling like funk? Do you like it? Speaker 1 (18:22) Yeah, you do. You filthy fuck. Speaker 2 (18:24) Just a little. You like it? Just a little. Does it sting you? Like, you know when you smell stuff and it hits the back of your brain? Will you come smell? Speaker 1 (18:33) Didn't we do this, but you smelled me? Well, you say, you openly say you don't stink. Speaker 2 (18:38) Not all the time. There's a very rare occurrence where I start to smell like stuff. People Speaker 1 (18:43) immediately called you out for that ad that you did. I know. People, yo, fuck you guys. I'll stand up. Speaker 2 (18:49) First of all, it's an antiperspirant. I sweat like a bastard. He Speaker 1 (18:52) does. Yo, like a real son of a bitch. Like a real son of a bitch. Speaker 3 (18:57) I Speaker 1 (18:57) do. I sweat like crazy. You sweat. Speaker 2 (18:59) But I sweat here. Like, I sweat here, too. Well, you sweat here. My head. Yes. I'm Speaker 1 (19:06) sweating Speaker 2 (19:06) because I have such a big head. I don't think Speaker 1 (19:08) that's what that is. I think you just. Speaker 2 (19:10) But my pits, like, they definitely sweat and they get slippery, but I don't get, like, giant. Speaker 1 (19:15) Yeah, I don't get, like, Speaker 2 (19:16) there are people that sweat Speaker 1 (19:16) way more. Have you guys been watching the. Speaker 2 (19:19) Hydrosis. What's it called? Hydro. Hydro. Hydro. Hydro. Speaker 1 (19:26) Hydrosis. Speaker 2 (19:27) I Speaker 1 (19:27) don't know. It sounds right. Hydro. Hydrophenosis? Speaker 2 (19:31) No, it's like when you sweat a lot. It's called hydrometis. Speaker 1 (19:35) That was a teacher in my high school. Speaker 2 (19:39) Hydrometis? Hydrosis? Speaker 1 (19:43) Hyperhydrosis. Hyperhydrosis we all technically got. This Speaker 2 (19:46) also sounds like a Blastoise thing. Speaker 1 (19:48) Yeah, it absolutely does. You're just like, Speaker 3 (19:49) Blastoise is hyperhydrosis. Fuck Speaker 1 (19:53) up Speaker 2 (19:55) a charge already. I'll tell you Speaker 1 (19:56) right now, that shit is going to take out a fucking lot of people. Doubles battles? 100%. You haven't played there. You're not ready for that. Fuck, I had something to say, but now I forgot it. You were Speaker 2 (20:07) talking about high school teachers or something? Speaker 1 (20:09) No, I mean the... That was a teacher in my high school, Mr. Hadjimidis. Speaker 2 (20:13) He's Greek. Duh. Yeah. And had a Speaker 1 (20:16) giant head. Speaker 2 (20:17) Big head? Like a fat head like mine or like a big head like yours? Like, Speaker 1 (20:21) looks like the way he was walking, like he'd fall over if just one little... Speaker 2 (20:25) So he had like a helmet head. Speaker 1 (20:27) Brother? Yeah. Like, he looked like