The Adventure Zone Versus The Wonderful Wizard of Oz: Live in St. Paul!

The Adventure Zone

The Adventure Zone live show in St. Paul reimagines 'The Wonderful Wizard of Oz' as a comedic roast featuring the McElroy brothers as fictio

Key takeaways

• The show uses absurd humor and meta-commentary to subvert classic children's literature.

Main topics

• Live podcast performance
• Comedic reinterpretation of The Wizard of Oz

Notable quotes

"I'm here to roast Winnie the Pooh. Isn't it funny how a bear likes honey? Buzz, buzz, buzz. I wonder why he does."

Conclusion

The episode ends with triumphant success in defeating the Winkies and

Transcript preview

Speaker 1 (0:01) Dear diary, I find myself in a bit of a muddle. I haven't heard from my munchkin friend in, oh, such a long time. I am worried something has gone awry. I suppose I will have to investigate. But just in case something goes awry, I am instructing Mr. Bubble to go fetch three heroes of the realm. And you know whom I'm talking about. Speaker 1 (0:30) No sense in putting it off. Let's get this shit started. Speaker 6 (1:19) That's right. Buckle up, motherfuckers. Speaker 7 (1:29) That's also what he says to his kids when they get in the car. You know who has two thumbs Speaker 4 (1:35) and is DMing this one? Speaker 7 (1:36) This Speaker 4 (1:37) guy! Hello, St. Paul! Speaker 7 (1:56) Oh no, bad news, guys. He told us backstage he was preparing for 20 minutes of people chanting his name. I don't think we have enough material to get through the whole act. Speaker 4 (2:07) It's not good. Yeah. Hey, Speaker 7 (2:11) St. Paul! Speaker 4 (2:15) And any other religious icons who happen to be in the audience tonight. Welcome to Taz versus the wonderful Wizard of Oz. It's so important that that part is on there. Please. We didn't have room for it on the slide, but please know it's the wonderful Wizard of Oz since that's the only thing that is in public domain. Speaker 7 (2:40) Yeah. Speaker 4 (2:41) You can't Speaker 7 (2:42) tell, but that's a lowercase w. It should Speaker 3 (2:44) say, a wizard of Oz. Of Oz? Speaker 7 (2:49) The idea of a wizard of Oz. The Speaker 4 (2:52) indefinite Speaker 7 (2:52) article. Speaker 4 (2:53) Why don't you introduce yourselves as people before you introduce yourselves as characters? Oh, man. Where do I Speaker 7 (2:59) start? I'll start with Justin. Yeah. Speaker 3 (3:04) Yeah, I love that. Hey, my name is Justin McElroy. Speaker 7 (3:12) Is this just a place for me to sort of scribble in whatever personal details I feel? I guess so. We have never done this in 17 years of podcasting, so... Like an icebreaker or something, two truths and a lie. I'm Speaker 3 (3:25) a Scorpio? Is that... You're Speaker 7 (3:28) never going to believe this, but I'm a Scorpio too. That's so wild. That's so crazy. And that's the first thing you need to know about me. The second thing is my name, Travis McElroy. Speaker 7 (3:41) But I think that Scorpio defines me way more, but I haven't looked into it or anything. I don't know what it means, but... I'm Speaker 6 (3:49) Griffin McElroy, the youngest... Thank you. I'm an Aries, but that's not one of the good ones from what I understand, so I don't tell a Speaker 4 (4:02) lot. Speaker 6 (4:02) Typical Aries. Yeah. Speaker 4 (4:05) I'm Clint McElroy and I'm a Leo. Yeah, you are. Lead us, lead us, you proud lion. I like long walks on the beach. That's categorically untrue. You don't like long walks fucking anywhere, man. I don't walk anywhere, that's true. All right, shall we get started? Please. Before we do, does anybody have a spare D20? Speaker 7 (4:31) R. This Speaker 4 (4:31) is real. U. All Speaker 7 (4:39) right. Very impractical. Speaker 7 (4:44) Excellent. Oh, Speaker 4 (4:44) you just wait. Okay, Dad. Speaker 7 (4:46) You Speaker 4 (4:46) want to talk impractical. Wait until he brings out the big detour. All right. We are no longer in the land of a thousand lakes. But in the wood... Is Speaker 7 (5:04) that Speaker 4 (5:04) not Speaker 7 (5:04) here? Speaker 4 (5:05) But in the wood of a hundred acres. Okay. I Speaker 6 (5:10) feel like you've just stepped in it, but we're going to vault right over that moment. Speaker 4 (5:16) You are the audience at the roast of Winnie the Pooh. Oh, great. Speaker 4 (5:23) Cool. Cool and great. They have brought in a couple of very special guests to do this roasting. When you say they, Speaker 6 (5:35) do you mean Christopher Robin? Because if so, that's really fucked up. He goes by Speaker 7 (5:39) Sea Dog now. He's 23. Speaker 3 (5:42) He and Piglet teamed up on it. Piglet was like, I'll burn him down. Speaker 6 (5:48) Yeah. Speaker 7 (5:49) I'm going to get his ass. Don't hold back. I Speaker 6 (5:52) don't actually think Piglet's allowed to be on stage tonight. Not Speaker 4 (5:54) Piglet, Speaker 7 (5:55) actually. Speaker 6 (5:56) And Tigger. We're not even mentioning Tigger. Lowercase Speaker 7 (5:59) Piglet, Speaker 4 (5:59) just a small pig. Yeah, a talking pig. That was a round. We have heard from a rabbit and a donkey that was kind of bummed out. Speaker 7 (6:09) Most donkeys are, though. I'm a nondescript sad donkey. Speaker 4 (6:17) So Justin, why don't we let, why don't you introduce your character? Now introduce yourself to the audience because you guys are not from the Hundred Acre Woods, so maybe they don't know who you are. Introduce yourself and take your shots at Pooh. Speaker 7 (6:32) Greetings, my name is Lady Godwin. Speaker 3 (6:38) Rather Speaker 7 (6:39) nice. Surprised. Flattered, Speaker 3 (6:42) I suppose. Still surprised by the reception. Speaker 7 (6:45) I'm here to roast Winnie the Pooh. Isn't it funny how a bear likes honey? Buzz, buzz, buzz. I wonder why he does. Could it be syphilis? Speaker 7 (6:59) We all know that honey is one of the great natural cures for the the flirts comeuppance Speaker 7 (7:11) Not too discreetly drawing parallels between Winnie the Pooh and his consumption of that product and those who do have the sexually transmitted illness of syphilis. Not that there's any shame in that. We've all had a rollick with it, I suppose. If you get it treated, no harm, no foul. But I think Winnie the Pooh has syphilis. Speaker 3 (7:35) Never Speaker 7 (7:37) done a roast before. All apologies. Travis, your turn. Speaker 7 (7:46) Follow that. Hey man, everybody. It's me Crawford muttoning call me mud everybody does You may not know this but I'm a king of England So believe me when I say this guy's a royal pain And I'm trying to describe what this bear looks like, but my memory's a little fuzzy Speaker 7 (8:13) That's I remember when I went met Winnie the Pooh back in college and back then we just called him Winnie But this guy stunk like shit And the name just kind of stuck hey Speaker 3 (8:26) hanging fruit I thought we all agreed we weren't going to do the booth thing. Speaker 7 (8:30) I didn't agree to nothing Speaker 7 (8:33) This old bear is so silly. Wow. That when I told him. How silly am I? Thank you. See, that was Speaker 4 (8:42) your part. Yeah, Speaker 7 (8:43) no. That when I said, do you want to go to the mall? He tore a guy to shreds. Huh? That's actually. Well, they're giving me the light. That's my time. Thanks, folks. That's actually a true Speaker 5 (8:59) story. That did happen. That's why I have to wear this ankle monitor. Speaker 4 (9:07) Playing the part of the master of dad jokes tonight will be Travis McElroy. Speaker 7 (9:13) That's an honor coming from you. Yeah. I learned it from watching you, Dad. A man Speaker 3 (9:20) who literally showed me a book earlier Speaker 7 (9:22) today that said more great dad jokes. Speaker 4 (9:27) At this point, the Roastmaster. Speaker 7 (9:39) Thank you. Thank you for updating the sidewalk. Delete Speaker 3 (9:42) whatever pictures you have taken. Speaker 7 (9:44) They are no longer Speaker 3 (9:46) legally Speaker 7 (9:47) defendable. It's Speaker 4 (9:51) the Roastmaster. Speaker 7 (9:52) He knows where the green is. It's near the blue. Speaker 4 (10:00) The Roastmaster, Lumpy the insult comic Hufflepuff, steps up to the podium and says, Well, you know, it's really important that we give our Roastie a chance to fire back at his two tormentors, so poo, go right ahead! Speaker 5 (10:21) Um... You guys can see him too, right? Speaker 7 (10:27) Yeah, but I'm pretty drunk. Speaker 5 (10:28) Okay, Speaker 7 (10:29) thank Speaker 5 (10:30) Christ. Thank you all for being here. I'm Winnie the Pooh from the Hundred Acre Wood, a construct of a child's imagination. And yet here I am. I want to thank Fred Durst and his great-great-great-grandmother for being here tonight. You know, Crawford Mutner is not an intelligent man. Unfit to be the manager of a Cracker Barrel restaurant, let alone King of England. Speaker 7 (11:05) Yeah, I did get fired from Cracker Barrel, that's true. Speaker 5 (11:09) Lady Godwin actually frightens me quite a bit. So I'll just say it kind of looks like if Joy Behar was in a terrible car accident. Speaker 5 (11:23) Old? Was that too much? Speaker 4 (11:32) It feels Speaker 5 (11:33) like it in the moment. Speaker 4 (11:36) I feel like we've discovered a whole new form for the show. Yeah, why do Speaker 7 (11:42) stories anymore? That's Speaker 4 (11:44) a Speaker 7 (11:44) roast. Hey, Dad, it's called My Brother, My Brother and Me. We already do. We just insult each other for an hour. Speaker 4 (11:50) Suddenly. Speaker 7 (11:53) A Speaker 4 (11:53) large iridescent pink bubble, I'm talking like 10 feet across, comes lowering down from the sky. It's aliens, man, I knew it! The hundred acre woods denizens all scatter, but you three. Cowards! After hurling some epithets their way, stay there. It lands, it settles gently in front of you, and... a hatchway opens up in the bubble. What do you do? Speaker 5 (12:27) Is this something you guys know about? Have you done Bubble? This is only like the third time we've hung out. Does Bubble stuff usually Speaker 7 (12:35) happen to you guys? Speaker 5 (12:37) Do Speaker 7 (12:37) I have eyes on Christopher Robin? Is he or see Robin? Is he around? They're Speaker 4 (12:42) all kind of quaking at the edge, but I think you could probably see. I want to Speaker 3 (12:45) see how. Yeah, because I don't know if some people hire a Glinda impersonator sometimes for a party or an event. So I want to clock. C. Robin and see how he's feeling about this. Okay, Speaker 7 (12:56) give Speaker 3 (12:56) me a Speaker 7 (12:56) perception Speaker 3 (12:56) check. Speaker 7 (12:57) Okay, Dad, I'll just do that for you, no problem. That Mac is going to be a 15. I Speaker 4 (13:03) think that's good enough. You do catch Christopher Robin's eyes and he's going... This isn't your thing, C. Rob. Speaker 7 (13:12) Okay, I'll handle this, man. Speaker 5 (13:14) As Speaker 7 (13:15) King of England, I welcome you to Earth. We surrender. Speaker 5 (13:22) I'm well handled. One time I got trapped in a big soap bubble and it was very whimsical and quite fun. It feels like we should get up in this one too. Speaker 7 (13:37) Is Speaker 6 (13:38) it Speaker 7 (13:38) empty? Oh, it's... Yeah, it's empty. I mean, there's some... Why did you say it like Speaker 3 (13:42) that? Speaker 6 (13:42) Dude, if we get in there and there's a fucking werewolf... Yeah, sure. I Speaker 3 (13:46) want another perception check, Dad. Hey, I'm Speaker 7 (13:50) looking again in this kooky bubble of yours that may or may not be kind of empty. It's Speaker 4 (13:55) a Speaker 7 (13:55) 12. What's it look like in there? Speaker 4 (13:58) There's... I mean, there's like a standard dashboard. Speaker 7 (14:02) Just your standard, just factory standard bubble dashboard. Speaker 4 (14:08) Just like you Speaker 3 (14:09) see. Hatching a lot for a 12, Mac. Speaker 7 (14:12) All right, Speaker 3 (14:13) now I'm going to charge in there. Speaker 7 (14:15) Charge in, all right. I walk in because it's a bubble and I don't want to bob it. Speaker 4 (14:18) That's a good idea. I've got a sword. I Speaker 7 (14:20) know, Speaker 6 (14:21) Christopher. Speaker 7 (14:21) This is Speaker 6 (14:22) totally fucking part of it, guys. This is totally part of it and it's going to take us to the casino or whatever. Speaker 7 (14:30) Hey, see Rob, is this that crypto bubble you were telling me about? Speaker 4 (14:39) I did not prepare a Christopher Robin voice. Yeah, Speaker 6 (14:42) wait, I didn't know it was an option that when we didn't have a voice ready, we could just go... Speaker 6 (14:48) File not found my dude. I don't know. Dad, you're changing the fucking Speaker 4 (14:52) game tonight, dude. Speaker 7 (14:54) You Speaker 4 (14:54) step onto the bubble. Yeah. And there laying on the dashboard is a card. And it reads, your help is needed. An entire world is at stake. Help us, three heroes of the realm. You're our only hope. And as soon as you board, the hatch slams shut behind you. God Speaker 7 (15:14) damn Speaker 4 (15:14) it. And the bubble zooms into the sky. And we're off to save Krypton. All three of you, give me an athletics check. Speaker 6 (15:25) Sure. I'm good at those. I bet. Speaker 7 (15:27) I've played this character twice. Dad, that's a 25 for me. Wow. Speaker 4 (15:33) 16 for me. Nine. Ooh. Well, this bubble starts a-rockin'. Wait. Are we? Wait. Speaker 6 (15:50) For traditional turbulence reasons. Well, actually, no. You two... Speaker 7 (15:57) Dad, I want to be clear. I got a 25 in athletics. Speaker 4 (16:03) You're good. You're good. I'm good as gravy, baby. No problems here. Speaker 7 (16:07) Wait, Speaker 4 (16:07) am I rocking myself? No, but they are nice and secure, and you're having trouble finding your footing. This is making the bubble shift all around and swirl all around. Yeah. What do you two do while he's stumbling and bumbling? I'm watching. Speaker 4 (16:26) Did you hear Speaker 6 (16:27) some of the shit he said about me? That was horrific. Speaker 3 (16:32) When I got a 25 in my head, I imagined that I jumped up on two counters like Jean-Claude Van Damme in Time Cop. Yeah. So unfortunately, in my imagination, I'm unable to help at this moment. I see. Speaker 6 (16:47) I'll help. I'll lay my soft, cushy body underneath him. in the least erotic way imaginable. Speaker 4 (16:57) Well, yeah, because we don't want to add to the rocking. No, we certainly don't, Clint. Okay, that saves Mutt from having to take any damage. Oh, good. The bubble settles down, travels through the clouds, and comes back down just outside of the gates of a gleaming green city. It's beautiful. And it's almost really speed running this one. It's almost gem-like. Speaker 7 (17:29) Sure. Speaker 4 (17:29) So Speaker 7 (17:30) you land. You mean like weight benches and shit? No, let me say it clearer. Gem-like. Speaker 4 (17:37) Gem. Speaker 7 (17:38) Gem. Speaker 4 (17:40) It's truly outrageous. Yeah, sure. Dom. No, gem-like, as you might expect. Speaker 6 (17:48) That was the correct response to that joke, by the way. You guys crushed it 100%. Speaker 4 (17:53) So as you can imagine, it looks like, well, Speaker 6 (17:57) Peridots. Point of order. Do we know about the Wizard of Oz? Our characters? Do we know about the Wizard of Speaker 7 (18:04) Oz? It's not up to you. Chill. You're not my dad. That's my dad. Nice try. I would say no. Okay, great. Speaker 4 (18:19) Correct. Maybe you are my dad. Speaker 7 (18:21) I Speaker 4 (18:21) spoke Speaker 7 (18:21) too soon. Speaker 4 (18:22) The bubble stops, the hatch opens up, and you emerge from the bubble. What do you do? Well, I hold my breath, because I don't know if there's oxygen on this planet. Good idea. Give me a science check. Well, that's not a skill. That's not Speaker 6 (18:45) a skill. Nature. The Speaker 7 (18:47) opposite. Cool. Speaker 7 (18:53) That is an 18 plus four for a 22. You take Speaker 4 (18:57) a deep breath and your lungs fill with sweet, sweet oxygen. I Speaker 7 (19:04) don't trust you. Speaker 4 (19:04) You see Lady Speaker 7 (19:05) Godwin on the ground. She rolled a three. She couldn't figure it out. Speaker 6 (19:13) Do I need to roll to see if I can breathe? No, I don't think so, because you're all full of stuffin', right? Speaker 4 (19:20) Let's get Speaker 6 (19:21) this clear, because trust me, this will factor in later. Okay. I want to say a huge thanks to our business manager, Amanda, who helped Dad in preparing some of this stuff. She sure did. And did some incredible work, both of you together. And then today, in the car ride from the airport to the hotel, Dad looked at me and said, is Winnie the Pooh made of stuffing or meat? And I was like, well, stuffing, I guess. And then him and Amanda shared a look. Speaker 6 (19:56) That suggested a conversation or a disagreement had taken place long beforehand. Like, mm-hmm, told you so. I look down at my ankle monitor that's going on, and I say, oh, bother. I used Jennifer Meyers to cut the ankle bracelet off. It's not an ankle bracelet. Oh, God! Speaker 4 (20:24) Okay, give me a something roll. An attack Speaker 6 (20:28) roll against... An Speaker 4 (20:29) attack roll against an inert object. 24. Yeah, off it comes. Off what comes? No, that's the worst thing you Speaker 7 (20:37) can do to an ankle monitor. But I throw it back in the bubble. So it'll zip back to your house or wherever you were. Sure. So Speaker 6 (20:46) on their radar or whatever, it's going to look like I just suddenly took flight to another land. What it'll look like Speaker 7 (20:52) is you got to it and it's like, no, I can't do this. I'm on house arrest. I have to go back. Speaker 5 (20:57) Okay, I'm square now. That was my big story arc all dealt with. Speaker 4 (21:03) We got more. A window set into the gate opens up, and a man dressed all in green. Speaker 6 (21:12) I love this. Speaker 4 (21:13) Except for the hat. Yeah, well, you try to put it on. Okay. With a droopy mustache and short hair and twin curls on the top of his head that you cannot see because he just put a hat on. Right. Says, what do you want? Speaker 7 (21:31) Hey man, you send the bubble for us, dude. I don't know what you want. Yeah, let's take it. What do you want? Let's take it down a notch or two. Speaker 4 (21:39) You're not who I was expecting at all. Who were you expecting? Well, I was expecting the three protectors of the realm. Speaker 7 (21:47) Yeah, that's us, man. Believe it Speaker 4 (21:49) or not. Well, Speaker 5 (21:49) one of us subs in and out depending on... On Speaker 4 (21:54) who's DMing? Yeah. Oh, well, I don't know if I should let you in or not. Look at these. Speaker 4 (22:07) My Speaker 7 (22:07) arms? And I got Scalabird's magical sword of the King of England. Does that do anything for you? What Speaker 6 (22:16) about you? I mean, I'll cast a spell. I never get to do this because... Okay, I'm gonna cast Misty Step and just teleport like five feet to the left. How does that shake Speaker 4 (22:35) you up, partner? Speaker 4 (22:39) I had a magic spell myself once, come on in! Were you married to it? Speaker 4 (22:49) He introduces himself as Lord Growly. Oh, yeah. Speaker 7 (22:53) Okay, I'm a king, just so we're aware of the kind of hierarchy. Well, Speaker 4 (22:58) now I understand. That was the Speaker 3 (23:00) role that I played in the Mag CT production of Wizard of Oz, Lord Growly. So Speaker 6 (23:07) Justin's going to have a lot of notes Speaker 3 (23:08) for Dad Speaker 6 (23:09) sort of throughout the... A Speaker 4 (23:10) lot of insight Speaker 6 (23:10) into Speaker 7 (23:10) the role. I really walked a mile in his Speaker 4 (23:12) shoes. Sure. He... He says, welcome to the Emerald City and leads you into the only structure near the gate. Speaker 5 (23:22) I'm so sorry. Is every building in this whole city made out of the precious gemstone emeralds? Well, yes. Speaker 4 (23:30) So Speaker 7 (23:30) it must get just hella hot around noon or whatever when the sun's kind of cutting through, right? Blinding. It's Speaker 4 (23:38) not good. Speaker 7 (23:40) And I would imagine not a lot of privacy. No, Speaker 4 (23:44) no privacy whatsoever, but hell's fire Speaker 5 (23:47) do our plants grow. I like the sound of that. Do you have emeralds just laying around that we could take with us? Because they're actually worth a great deal where we come from. Speaker 4 (23:57) We'll talk. Speaker 4 (24:00) He leads you into the only structure that you can see, and that's a gift shop. You walk into the gift shop, and you notice the shelves are almost completely empty. They got any magnets? Speaker 7 (24:14) No. Speaker 4 (24:14) Magnets? What would they stick to? Speaker 7 (24:16) Magnets? No. No? The Tin Man. Speaker 4 (24:20) Oh, Speaker 6 (24:21) okay. Damn, you always think one step ahead, man. You're such a fucking pro. Thank you. Speaker 4 (24:26) Lord Growley tells you things are bad here in the Emerald City. Tourism has dropped right through the floor. The beauty shops have all closed. Nobody comes to get their metal bodies buffed out. That's Speaker 7 (24:40) a Speaker 4 (24:40) specific Speaker 7 (24:41) service you got, man. Speaker 5 (24:42) Yeah, of all the things you listed as part of your tourism package, that seems an odd Speaker 7 (24:47) one. Speaker 5 (24:47) I bet until the Tin Speaker 7 (24:47) Man showed up, business was pretty bad. Speaker 5 (24:50) Self-explanatory then, I suppose. Speaker 4 (24:53) We really have had to rely on Glinda, the good witch of the south. She's too busy fending off occasional attacks of flying monkeys and the occasional wheelie. And isn't really that Speaker 5 (25:04) up on city management? Speaker 4 (25:07) What a Speaker 5 (25:08) whimsical situation you've got going on here. But also Speaker 7 (25:11) incredibly depressing, man. That's amazing. You rarely get things that are so whimsical and sad. Well, it's about to get sadder. Ah, Speaker 4 (25:19) awesome. Cool. There was this big... Bruhaha in Munchkinland and she went to go check it out. This has been like two weeks ago and we haven't heard from her since. Did you call her? No, no, no. It's Oz. Terrible cell service. She told me she was programming Mr. Bubble to retrieve the three heroes of the realms. Call Mr. Bubble? Speaker 4 (25:47) Well, I sort of ran out of creativity after I came up with the whole Peridot joke. Speaker 4 (25:54) But he grabbed you three instead. Speaker 6 (25:57) We can fetch a witch. Speaker 5 (25:59) Sure, that's no problem. That seems fully within our... Would you? Speaker 4 (26:02) That'd be my honor. Would you fly to Munchkin Land and see what happened to Glee? Do we have to take the bubble again? Speaker 5 (26:09) He had a real hard time with it. All Speaker 7 (26:12) right, shut up, man. He ate Speaker 4 (26:14) shit Speaker 7 (26:14) like Speaker 4 (26:15) five Speaker 7 (26:15) times in that bubble. I just gotta get my bubble eggs under me. Speaker 4 (26:19) Well, it's just sitting there. I mean, you... I don't know how to work it, but I mean, maybe you could, you know, take it if you want. Looks Speaker 5 (26:26) like you know how to work it. Damn, Speaker 7 (26:30) Winnie. Speaker 5 (26:35) Never not trolling. Speaker 7 (26:38) Always on. Just like in college, my dudes smell like shit, but locked it down left Speaker 5 (26:46) and right. You miss 100 % of the shots you don't take. Yeah, man. Speaker 7 (26:52) That's what Jesus said. Speaker 4 (26:57) So what do you decide to do, Kings? Is Speaker 7 (27:00) there a road of any kinds of brick that we Speaker 3 (27:02) could walk or should we try to figure out how to steer the bubble? Speaker 7 (27:06) I can drive the bubble. I think Speaker 4 (27:07) you can Speaker 7 (27:07) do both. There Speaker 4 (27:08) is a Speaker 7 (27:08) road. Speaker 4 (27:09) Well, Speaker 7 (27:09) roll it. Get in the bubble and start running. Speaker 4 (27:12) Now Speaker 7 (27:12) we're talking. Speaker 6 (27:15) Can we hamster wheel the bubble right down the beautiful yellow brick road? Oh, Speaker 4 (27:18) that would be funny. Speaker 6 (27:19) Yeah. You'd die, but it would be... Speaker 7 (27:21) You don't know that. The dice will decide if we die or