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Staying Relevant

In this bonus episode, Sam and Pete engage with listener emails regarding potential acting cameos in the upcoming Inbetweeners film. They de

Key takeaways

• The hosts imagine themselves as characters in a new Inbetweeners movie, with Pete playing a mean boss to Jay.
• A debate between Lonsdale slip-ons and worn brown shoes ends in a tie favoring the Lonsdale preference.

Main topics

• Inbetweeners cameos
• Footwear debates

Notable quotes

I'm the current champ. I absolutely smashed Sam.

Conclusion

A high-energy, fan-focused episode that builds anticipation for upcomi

Transcript preview

Speaker 3 (0:00) Losing my religion. Speaker 2 (0:02) Welcome. That's R.E.M. To Staying Relevant, the bonus episode after just being serenaded by Peter James Jonathan Joseph Wicks. That was quite soft the way you did that. Classical FM. Yeah. Welcome to Classical FM. Speaker 3 (0:17) Yeah, it's not Classical FM. Staying Relevant. Hey, fuckers. Yep. So if you hadn't guessed by now, they'll be swearing if you don't like it. yourself um specifically cat people this is the bonus episode which means it's thursday that this is out audibly and then you'll be able to watch this on josh and kira's youtube channel for 5 p.m on sunday and monday's main episode which came out audibly you can now watch visually uh as of wednesday at 5 p.m which means you can catch us on a Speaker 2 (0:42) Catch on on Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday. Speaker 3 (0:46) Nice, nice, nice, nice. This is the bonus episode, which means it's mainly about you. But obviously, you know, the show is just predominantly about us. We just like to make you feel included. So if you want to be part of this episode and you want to get in touch with us, then please do at the worst email address in the world, which is. Speaker 2 (1:03) Hello, srproductions.co.uk. Speaker 3 (1:06) Yes, rate reviewed all of that crap. You know the score by now. Let's do an email. I think you should start this because I hate the way that they've... I love Speaker 2 (1:15) the start. It's very up my street here. Aloha. And this Speaker 3 (1:18) is from The Rock. Speaker 2 (1:21) Aloha. Can we petition the creators of the new Inbetweeners to give Sam and Pete a cameo? Pippa, get on it, please. Also seen my jammer in The Gentleman. What TV show would you two be cast in? Big love. Kath in Glasgow and Baby Abigail as well. P.S. I'm going back to work after being on maternity leave for the last year. Thank you all so much for keeping me laughing during the screaming, puking and torture levels of sleep deprivation. Your videos have been a godsend during night feeds. That's very, very sweet. Thank you so, so much, Kath. Beautiful stuff. So Speaker 3 (1:54) let's start with Myron Gentleman. Good for her. Speaker 2 (2:00) She's actually good in it, by the way. I've watched it. She's very, very good in it. Good. Is there anything the woman can't do? No, other than do this podcast. Yes, other than that. She's Speaker 3 (2:08) very good at not doing the podcast. She Speaker 2 (2:12) has been asked Speaker 3 (2:12) many a time. Do you know that was a really nice example of kind of just lobbing it up for you to smash home. I enjoyed that. That was good. So, in betweeners. So if we were to be cast in the Inbetweeners in a cameo role. I'd love that. What would you like? Sort of, where do you see yourself? Speaker 2 (2:32) Oh, I don't know. Probably, well, I guess they're sort of a bit more grown up now, aren't they, to be fair? But I imagine I'd probably be really good friends with either Neil, probably, or Jay. Speaker 3 (2:45) Yeah, I would put you as if, let's, we don't know what's going to be happening with Inbetweeners movie and how they're going to be doing it, but I presume they're all at work now. What do you reckon they do? Oh, good question. I reckon Jay sells secondhand car. Oh, Speaker 2 (3:01) I can so see it. And I Speaker 3 (3:02) think you work with Jay. That would be your cameo. Speaker 2 (3:04) Nice. Speaker 3 (3:05) I think you would be sort of, I think Jay would be your boss. Speaker 2 (3:09) Oh, as if. And Speaker 3 (3:10) he takes you under his wing and he's like, you know, and you just believe everything he says. And that's kind of, that would be your role. So, and let's just say. If we leave it in the same thing, I also work at the secondhand car showroom, but I'm the boss everyone hates who thinks he's better than everyone else and is generally just a moody **** and is incredibly mean to Jay. Speaker 2 (3:35) It's like horrible bosses. Speaker 3 (3:36) Yeah, basically. I'm horrible boss and maybe you and Jay plan to kill me. I think that's probably how it'll be. God, Speaker 2 (3:43) imagine if, you know when they do that dance, it's one of the best things they do. We did it when James Buckley came and did this pod. That dance they did in Magaluf was one of the best things I've ever watched. If we could be a part of that dance troupe, that's like a proper bucket list thing I'd tick off. Well, Speaker 3 (4:00) maybe that's it. Maybe if they reenacted that dance thing, maybe we get to a point where you're behind the bar at the club. Speaker 2 (4:09) Yeah. And Speaker 3 (4:10) I start a fight with them. Speaker 2 (4:13) You knock us all out. We don't know Pete at this point. Speaker 3 (4:17) I'm like the geezer when he calls me a bus wanker and then he grabs him out of the car. Yeah, Speaker 2 (4:22) that's so true. Speaker 3 (4:22) Maybe I'm the new version of that. I imagine, I reckon Neil is some sort of high flyer running hedge funds. Speaker 2 (4:30) What, just because of the contrast of what Neil actually is like, yeah? Speaker 3 (4:33) Yeah, yeah, and he's really grown up. Will works in a supermarket behind the deli counter. And he just hasn't got right for him. It's a real disappointment. Yeah, he was a real disappointment. And Simon is a teacher. At the same school. At the same school. Oh, Speaker 2 (4:46) God. Speaker 3 (4:47) Now, we genuinely don't know if any of that is true. Speaker 2 (4:52) Yeah, that's class. If we've just guessed that. If there's anything Speaker 3 (4:56) on them lines, we'll come back to it. But I reckon that's where we're at. But yeah, Speaker 2 (5:00) listen, Speaker 3 (5:00) would we do a cameo? We're so in between us. Well, it depends. Is the cameo as ourselves? I would hope so. Or is the cameo as, you know, different characters and then we have to pull a... How's Trish? Acting into Speaker 2 (5:13) it. Speaker 3 (5:14) Who knows? Who knows? But yeah, listen, fuck it. We'd be up for it. We love James Buckley. Right. Okay. So thanks for that, Kath. Speaker 3 (5:27) Next email. Good afternoon. My wife told me to listen to your podcast and as I enjoy Pete's dog show, I thought I would give it a go. I don't know the other bloke though, but have decided he's very funny. There you go. Thank Speaker 2 (5:40) God he didn't say it's a... Speaker 3 (5:41) You've made a good first impression. I've now become aware of question time and want you to answer. Okay. If you only had one choice of the footwear to wear from the following two for the rest of your lives, what would it be? A pair of 1990s pointy brown shoes with a worn heel and a flattened toe. that is considerably darker from the amount of walking in the rain outside a shit club off Tottenham Court Road, or two, a pair of box-fresh Lonsdale slip-ons. I love Lonsdale. My wife tells me you have already covered this question. Hopefully you can humour me and have another go. Well, and that's from Matej. Well, Matej, your wife's wrong. We've never covered this question. It'd be quite specific. So tell her to shut up. Speaker 2 (6:24) I used to love a slip-on. I know exactly the shoes they're talking about. The slip-on Longsdales were class. Speaker 3 (6:32) Yeah, Longsdale. Speaker 2 (6:33) Are they not Longsdale? No, it's Speaker 3 (6:34) Longsdale. Speaker 2 (6:37) I love a Longsdale. I know exactly the show he's talking about. I've had a Speaker 3 (6:43) fair few pair of the old Longsdales. What a great, great... The laceless ones. Yeah, I know exactly what they're... Because I, funny enough, it's not funny at all. But do you remember the period I went through the Taekwondo Adidas trainers? Yes, I do. So, because I wouldn't be seen dead in Longsdale. But very comfortable. Speaker 2 (7:06) Very cushy. Speaker 3 (7:07) So I'm going to agree. And I'll tell you why. It's because, firstly, they're box fresh. Exceptionally comfortable. They go with a lot of things, you know. So I'll go with that. A pointy brown shoe with a worn heel and flattened toe. I Speaker 2 (7:23) did think you might think that's for me, though, as well. Well, it's the Russell and Bromleys. It's the Russell and Bromleys. Speaker 2 (7:31) It's like he's describing my exact shoe. Speaker 3 (7:34) It sounds like he's describing one of his own shoes that his wife hates. Yeah. That's where it's to me. But also the kind of brown pointy shoe with the worn heel and the flattened toe, it kind of reminds me of those blokes that you see, like if you go to a rugby game and they're all wearing navy. and some form of navy top where the navy jumper navy shirt navy saying brown belt dark black navy jeans and everyone has got a brown shoe brown bear it's like the go-to for that rugby ass there you know when you see it on on instagram and social media and all the other stuff but it's the it's the it's basically the the outfit, isn't it? It's Speaker 2 (8:18) the Twickenham. It's the Twickenham Speaker 3 (8:20) blokes that don't care. Yeah. That just go, listen, got a pair of shoes on. It's fine. They don't care about fashion. They don't care about stage. Navy and brown. That'd do. Yeah. That's what that reminds me of. So I, yeah, I'm going to go box fresh Lonsdale as well. I Speaker 2 (8:33) think I'll have to go both to be fair, just because I love a Lonsdale, but I love a Lonsdale. Speaker 3 (8:38) But you'll go with the brown shoe as well, just for smart occasions. Speaker 2 (8:41) Well, just because it's very me. Speaker 3 (8:43) The problem with going for both is that the question was which one. So I don't think, you know, it's you have to pick one. It's Speaker 2 (8:50) just like the witch animals are prick all over again. Speaker 3 (8:53) Yeah. So I think if you have to, then I'm going to go Lonsdale. Speaker 2 (8:57) Okay. I'll go Lonsdale as well. Yeah. Yeah. Listen. Speaker 3 (9:00) Mate, welcome as you're new here. What you've done, which a lot of people don't do when they email in, is you made us agree. So that's a good start. Yeah. And we look forward to future emails from you. And Speaker 2 (9:12) my name's Sam, by the way. Nice to meet you, Mate. Yeah, Speaker 3 (9:14) the Speaker 2 (9:14) other Speaker 3 (9:14) bloke is Sam, who you can hear. And Speaker 2 (9:17) I think I'm being quite funny today as well. So I'm glad. Let us know if you Speaker 3 (9:20) think he's been funny or sort of on levels. That would be great. But yes, welcome to the Staying Relevant Club. Got another one. We got another one. Hook, line and sinker. Yes, but I imagine that sentence has made him switch straight off and go and listen to I've Shagged My Mum or whatever it's called. Speaker 2 (9:38) Sexted by Boss. Speaker 3 (9:39) Yes, that's the one. This part of the podcast is brought to you by Autotrader. And they've set us another epic challenge. And I'm coming for you, Peter. If you cast your minds back to last year, we did an incredible challenge on the track with Auto Trader. And I absolutely smashed Sam. I'm the current champ. You beat me by Speaker 2 (9:59) half a second, mate. You cheated on the parking challenge. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Exactly. I did cheat. So you cheated and I still won. Yeah, that is true. Anyway, look, this year, Auto Trade have set us a bit more of a wholesome challenge this time. This one, we are taking the staying relevant team on a road trip. But Speaker 3 (10:20) it's still not that friendly because it is still