#199 - Are You Garbage?

Stavvy's World

Stavvy welcomes Kevin Ryan and H. Foley from the 'Are You Garbage?' podcast to discuss their new YouTube special, 'American Garbage.' The gro

Key takeaways

• H. Foley has experienced significant weight loss attributed to the use of GLP-1 medications.
• The 'Are You Garbage?' crew has released a new YouTube special titled 'American Garbage.'

Main topics

• GLP-1 weight loss journeys
• American Garbage YouTube special

Notable quotes

I'm more locked in than I've ever been.

Conclusion

An entertaining, high-energy reunion episode filled with personal anec

Transcript preview

Speaker 1 (0:00) Welcome everybody to Stavi's World. 904 Speaker 8 (0:05) -800-STOP. Call the Stavi hotline sponsored by Visible. We'll solve all your problems. And today on the couch, very happy to have... For the time being, half of my, one of my favorite Speaker 1 (0:17) podcasts. Because one of our fat idiot friends couldn't be less than 40 minutes late to a podcast recording. At noon, by the Speaker 2 (0:27) way. At noon, yeah. At noon. Dude, I'm not even, I hate this shit on a guy who's not here. No, no, no, don't worry. We Speaker 1 (0:35) will do plenty of it when he gets here, Kevin. I think you know. Speaker 3 (0:38) On Thursday, the last time I saw him. I go, hey, man, you got to lock in. And he goes, I swear to God, he goes, I'm more locked in than I've ever been. And I went, we're in big, big trouble, guy. We are in big, big trouble if you think this is funny. It Speaker 1 (0:53) is funny, though, because I just saw him. Look, guys, sorry. You know how this works. We record a little different. The Tires premiere just happened. And I thought, I was like, wow. Foley looks better. That's a guy who's locked in Speaker 2 (1:04) right there. Speaker 1 (1:04) He looked locked in. He actually did. Somehow he lost like 100 pounds instantly. Like I saw him when we were shooting tires. Honestly, I was like, well, it looks like I'm not going to be the first one of our friends that dies. You know? And then I saw him at the premiere. I was like, holy fuck. Yeah, he really was him. He was looking Speaker 2 (1:24) great. He was looking great. His energy was good. He's doing well. He's making the steps. And then immediately. And then immediately. Speaker 1 (1:33) He can't get right. And the thing is like, look, ultimately I don't really give a fuck, but I see how much it's, it's, it's eating at you. Speaker 3 (1:42) This Speaker 2 (1:42) is your Speaker 3 (1:43) life. Dude, we're just missing like 2 PM deadlines. This is crazy. I'm like, dude, like I was like, I had to tell him, I'm like, listen, we're not like, we're not working at fucking Walgreens. Of course. Speaker 2 (1:56) We can break the rules we want, but at Speaker 3 (1:58) some Speaker 2 (1:58) point you Speaker 1 (1:59) gotta... Speaker 3 (1:59) You have to Speaker 1 (2:00) have some base professionalism. Some absolute baseline. I'm Speaker 3 (2:03) like, Speaker 1 (2:03) this isn't even Speaker 3 (2:03) our episode. Stavi's got a team of people. You know what I mean? Speaker 1 (2:10) There's people who have work right now. Yeah, yeah, that is true. Including, we should say, our boy is here getting ready to take Eldis' job. Eldest training is replacement. Or he's Speaker 5 (2:21) maybe taking my job by now. Yeah, that is true. Depending on the order these have come in. That is true. Speaker 1 (2:25) Depending on what... By the time this comes out, Eldest, we'll have put him on paternity leave. Yes. And when he tries to... key back into the building, the fucking door won't, the door won't unlock. You're Speaker 2 (2:36) going to Speaker 1 (2:36) dilute all these shares? Hey, you kicked Speaker 5 (2:40) me out of the Instagram account. What's going on? Speaker 1 (2:43) Don't worry about it, Ellis. I just wanted you to focus on your new child. Speaker 3 (2:48) That's sick, dude. Yeah, screw him over for sure. That's sick. I don't know if you've ever tracked podcasts, but the... The OG producer's gotta go. Speaker 2 (2:58) That Speaker 3 (2:58) is true. I don't know. I'm Speaker 2 (3:01) not talking about anybody specifically. Just look at, Speaker 3 (3:04) I Speaker 2 (3:04) mean. Speaker 1 (3:05) So everybody's Speaker 3 (3:07) OG producer leaves at some point. Speaker 1 (3:10) On their own will. We would really, yeah, I can't wait till Eldest tries to start his own AI podcasting company. Red band Speaker 5 (3:17) rip off YouTube coming soon. I'm like. Stavros called out the anti-woke comedians in the industry. You start Speaker 1 (3:27) a reaction channel? I need more Elgis content. Eldworld. Speaker 3 (3:36) H. Foley didn't show up to the podcast. That's what he's doing. I respect it. I'll feed you inside dirt. Let me wet my beak on the back end, guy. I Speaker 1 (3:47) got all these guys dead to rights. Eldis wants to join the comedy TMZ fray. Speaker 5 (3:52) Downstream, baby. Downstream. I'm going downstream with my water tub and just catching what I can. Speaker 1 (4:01) Eldest goes to very low-level comedy festivals and just acts like a fucking celebrity. He's at an open mic. He acts like he's a scout for Stavi's World. He's like, yeah, you got it, kid. We're so close. That's probably already happening. Can you say come 47 times in an hour? Dude, I just realized there's probably producers. going to like shitty shows like producers of like mid-tier comedy podcasts and trying to fuck like girl open micers right now. Listen, Speaker 3 (4:27) I Speaker 2 (4:27) am so involved. That's disgusting. I'm so involved. It's not even movies. We don't even make anything that matters. We're waiting on our fat, retarded friend to show up late, an hour late to a movie. Speaker 1 (4:40) To us hanging out. Our job is hanging out, and that was too much. I cannot wait until Foley gets here. And we should say also, you guys have maybe the last special you collaborate on. Speaker 3 (4:51) We have a YouTube special, I believe, out now, or maybe not. It's somewhere, no. On our YouTube page. I believe we're going with American Garbage. So check that out. Okay, love that. It's all, if you've ever been to a live show or seen any live stuff, it's me and him on stage at the same time. We play AYG with the crowd. They send their garbage questions in. I love it. Is Speaker 2 (5:10) he Speaker 3 (5:10) garbage of you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you were whatever? Uh-oh. Look who the Speaker 1 (5:15) fuck it is. Look at him go. Look who the fuck it is. I'm Speaker 2 (5:19) sorry. Speaker 1 (5:22) Wow. Come on. Sit Speaker 2 (5:24) in. Sit in, you piece of shit. Speaker 1 (5:27) Holy Speaker 2 (5:27) shit, I didn't Speaker 3 (5:27) know Henry was going Speaker 2 (5:28) to be here. Speaker 4 (5:29) Surprise guest. Yeah, we should have played it that way. I do have good news. Okay. I might have pink eye. Speaker 1 (5:37) Get a little too buck wild at the fucking tires premiere, Speaker 3 (5:40) Foley. Speaker 1 (5:41) That's Speaker 3 (5:41) not pink eye. Put the sunglasses. Speaker 1 (5:43) This Speaker 3 (5:43) guy comes in with the only lie I can prove right away. Look at my eye. It's completely fine. That Speaker 1 (5:49) is the classic. It's not. Dude, that's like the Speaker 4 (5:53) inside. Were Speaker 1 (5:54) you eating ass cheeks fully? Speaker 4 (5:56) Yeah, I did a little bit of that. I apologize. What's going on, man? Chilling, Speaker 1 (6:02) buddy. All is well. How are you feeling? Speaker 4 (6:04) No, no, no. Nice try. Living the dream. Speaker 1 (6:08) Why was the noon deadline too much for you? What was going on in your life? I woke up at like Speaker 4 (6:11) 11.45. Okay, respect. In a panic. Which you should. In an absolute panic. Speaker 1 (6:19) I went to bed at like Speaker 4 (6:20) 11 o'clock. I just slept right through the Speaker 1 (6:22) fucking night. That's good. You know what? That's good. I feel like you need some sleep fully. Thanks, pal. Yeah. How are you doing otherwise, man? Fantastic. I saw you three days ago. I know. I know. It was beautiful. Way to live in Speaker 3 (6:32) the podcast world. Speaker 1 (6:33) I saw you Speaker 3 (6:34) three days ago. I just had lunch with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a very... I texted him. Send a text to him Speaker 2 (6:43) personally. Speaker 3 (6:44) Of course. Just me? Speaker 2 (6:45) Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, 10 o'clock. Speaker 3 (6:48) Hey, I'm getting to the office early. Speaker 2 (6:51) Maybe we can powwow before. I'm Speaker 3 (6:52) like, if you want to link up, we can head to Stavi's together. Right through that. I then text our group with all the AYG guys. And I'm like, hey, this is what I'm thinking for this. We've got Speaker 2 (7:05) the special coming. This is like all hands on. You've released the special. It's all hands on deck. I mean, we're Speaker 1 (7:08) in the middle of it. You're in it. We're away. In fact, Uncle Stav on Netflix right now. Yeah. Check it out. Hopefully by now it's... It's been number one for three weeks in a row. Is that true? No. That pink guy is getting to your brain. Yeah, you have pink brain. Conjunctivitis on your brain stem. No, it hasn't come out. Through the magic of podcasting, Foley, it has not come out yet. You're hoping by the time this comes out, it'll be number one. It'll be a phenomenon. That's exactly right. So even though you're late, you're sharp. You came out swinging. So yeah, and American Garbage is already... American Garbage is out. It's number one on YouTube. It's Speaker 3 (7:51) number Speaker 1 (7:51) one on YouTube. It's what they said. Yeah, yeah. It's taken over videos of that Brazilian guy grilling meats. You guys ever fuck with him? I don't Speaker 2 (7:59) know Speaker 1 (7:59) who that is. I believe his name is Duda or some shit. Do you know him, Elders? We got Speaker 2 (8:03) different algos, guy. Yeah, my algo Speaker 1 (8:05) is a Salt Bae guy? Speaker 2 (8:06) No, Salt Bae guy. First Speaker 1 (8:07) of Speaker 2 (8:07) all Speaker 1 (8:07) - Did Speaker 2 (8:07) I ever Speaker 1 (8:08) tell you Speaker 3 (8:08) I went to one of his restaurants by accident? Awesome. Speaker 2 (8:10) That was the worst. Yeah, of course. Speaker 3 (8:12) Dude, this guy, it wasn't even him. I had like a bootleg Salt Speaker 2 (8:15) Bae. So they have guys that look like him? Just- Pretending to be Salt Bae? Yeah, it was like Speaker 1 (8:18) a Speaker 2 (8:18) Tuesday night Speaker 3 (8:18) downtown. It wasn't even the main restaurant. My wife made the reservation just because we were in that area. And this guy was like sensually feeding her. No. What? I'm Speaker 2 (8:31) going Speaker 3 (8:31) to fuck this dude up. Are you kidding me? I'm going to fuck this dude up. And then he came over to me and was like, I'm like, dude, I'm even more mad. Getting cooked at dinner? Dude, we're in an empty restaurant that holds 550. It's like an airplane hangar where they're the only two in there. That's so fucking funny. I Speaker 2 (8:48) hated Speaker 3 (8:48) it. I hated it. That's so beautiful. It Speaker 2 (8:49) was like Speaker 3 (8:49) 350 Speaker 2 (8:50) for Speaker 3 (8:50) two of us to eat. Speaker 1 (8:51) It was so bad. Speaker 3 (8:51) And there's Speaker 1 (8:51) probably dog shit. I hated it. I do remember. What I remember about somebody is Ian doing this like two years after it was like a reference. You know, I just remember a video. That's all. That's my, I mean, I haven't seen Ian probably in a year. And all I remember are times he's embarrassing on the internet. That's my, that's my relationship. And you know what? He brings me joy when I remember those moments. Of course. You know, it's like, oh, that's fucking hilarious when he was doing that. Well, Speaker 4 (9:17) he's actually doing very well and he's a good guy. How about that? Speaker 1 (9:20) Okay. What is this? Hold on, man. You cannot be late and also fucking be a wet blanket on the podcast. Speaker 3 (9:26) Oh, look, guys who wake up are always hilarious. Yeah. That's my friend Ian Prydors. Okay. He doesn't like when you make fun of Speaker 2 (9:34) Ian. And Speaker 3 (9:35) I Speaker 4 (9:35) just saw him five days ago when he welcomed me into his home. They're Speaker 2 (9:40) living together. Speaker 4 (9:41) Really? Speaker 2 (9:42) Theoretically. I've stayed there one night. Speaker 1 (9:44) Holy shit. Now that is awesome. We've got bigger Speaker 2 (9:48) issues. That is Speaker 1 (9:49) a beautiful roommate. You and Ian in your 40s as roommates is so fucking awesome. Don't forget the cats. He's Speaker 2 (9:56) 50. Speaker 1 (9:59) You know, it'd be cooler. Holy fuck. That's Speaker 3 (10:04) a Speaker 1 (10:04) reality show I would actually pay. I would love, you got to put. Coming soon Speaker 3 (10:08) on RU Garbage Patreon. Speaker 1 (10:09) That's right. GoPros on every corner of the house. I don't think so. Well, there's that Speaker 3 (10:14) yes Speaker 4 (10:15) end. Speaker 1 (10:15) Sure, I'm sorry. Yeah. Speaker 4 (10:18) Yeah, I'm in Ian's basement. Speaker 1 (10:20) Oh, the old pod, in the podcast studio? Speaker 4 (10:22) Right next to it, yeah. Speaker 4 (10:25) You're sleeping. Speaker 1 (10:26) They record on Tuesdays. Okay, so you gotta be out of the house. You gotta be out. Yeah, yeah. When you see the sock on the podcast studio door handle, you know they're recording. Speaker 4 (10:35) It's a steel door with a slide on it. Awesome. And my door. Awesome. There's no windows. No air conditioning. Speaker 4 (10:43) and a funk that I really can't quite put my finger on. Speaker 1 (10:47) The mix of podcasting and Ian's lifestyle, I think, is that funk. Yeah, it's something. I don't know what it is. But Speaker 4 (10:52) I do have a half a bath down there, which is nice. That's beautiful. Speaker 1 (10:55) That's big. There's no going upstairs to piss. He Speaker 4 (10:58) loves me Speaker 1 (10:58) up there. He Speaker 4 (10:59) sleeps with the door open. It's fantastic. It's Speaker 1 (11:01) a Speaker 4 (11:01) real homestop. It Speaker 1 (11:02) is, it is. Ian's lived there for, what, 15 years? He's been there. He Speaker 2 (11:06) lived there and then moved back to Philly, then moved back to that apartment. Had the apartment because he had his boys in there. Speaker 1 (11:11) Right, Speaker 2 (11:11) right, right. Speaker 1 (11:12) Yeah. Smart. That is his, Ian's best move is like being a very, very low level slumlord. It's like he's holding onto that apartment and like renting it out and just taking a little bit off the top. You know what I'm saying? Just a little bit. And that allows him to put up his friend Hank in a time of need. Speaker 4 (11:30) Yeah. Good man. He's not charging me at all. Wow. Until three months after I move out. And the juice is running. Speaker 1 (11:38) Then you get an itemized bill. Every snack you ate. I didn't Speaker 2 (11:42) know you were Speaker 1 (11:42) flushing the Speaker 2 (11:43) toilet 45 Speaker 1 (11:43) times a day. I'd like to say Ian does not sound like that. And rethink doing that voice next time, Kevin. Ian sounds like that. You haven't Speaker 4 (11:55) talked to him Speaker 2 (11:55) in a year. You said it yourself. A Speaker 1 (11:56) lot's changed. Speaker 4 (11:58) Hey, he's a good friend of mine. Speaker 1 (12:04) All Speaker 2 (12:04) right, Foley, we get it. You don't Speaker 1 (12:05) want Speaker 2 (12:05) to pay rent at Ian's house. I feel like me and Foley are going to jail together and I'm chained to him. He's just fucking mugging me. I can't pay rent. Speaker 1 (12:14) You can't? Speaker 2 (12:14) No. Speaker 1 (12:15) Why is that? No, I could, but he's being nice. Okay. I thought there was like a legal thing you can't. For some reason. Speaker 2 (12:21) He Speaker 1 (12:21) legally doesn't have any money. I think Speaker 4 (12:24) it's the legal. Little mix up down at the bank with old Uncle Hank. They say I'm broke. I'm pretty sure I had something. Yeah, you got Speaker 1 (12:32) a little something in there. Speaker 4 (12:33) How Speaker 1 (12:33) you doing, brother? You're looking. We were talking before. I remember before. It's just nice to be spoken of. I remember during tires, we were both in pretty rough shape. My back was fucked. I felt like. Yes, filming tires. Filming tires. We were filming it. Speaker 4 (12:48) That was about rock bottom, I would say. Speaker 1 (12:50) Yes, it seemed like you were about to fucking lose your mind every moment of the day. Yeah. And I was very happy to see you. You look like Speaker 4 (12:57) shit too. What are we doing, throwing stones at you? I Speaker 1 (12:59) said we both look like, I couldn't even fucking. Now, Speaker 4 (13:01) granted, you were still extremely wealthy and doing very well at the time. Speaker 1 (13:05) Wait, have you really lost your money? You motherfuckers make like so much. I'm doing all right. Yeah, I know you're doing fine. He's killing it. I Speaker 2 (13:12) see Speaker 1 (13:12) you in Speaker 2 (13:12) the Speaker 1 (13:12) suburbs with a fucking child. This fucking guy's 50 in Ian's basement. Ian's the one you're leaving off of is crazy, dude. And I can't bring myself to stay there. Stability, that's crazy. Which I think it actually works out. We're a good family over there. I do think you guys are very compatible in a very funny way. We kind Speaker 4 (13:30) of are. He's the roommate or the friend I've always been looking for. He's like me. I feel like I've Speaker 1 (13:34) been Speaker 4 (13:34) pretty good Speaker 1 (13:35) with Speaker 4 (13:35) you. Speaker 3 (13:36) I've been keeping you Speaker 2 (13:37) alive for the past four years. I've been a Speaker 4 (13:39) pretty good guy. You don't build forts and make Rice Krispie treats and shit like that. That Speaker 2 (13:44) is true whimsy. You're missing whimsy. You're right. I wouldn't describe you as whimsical. No, I'm Speaker 1 (13:49) a Speaker 2 (13:49) very fucking... Even as a young man, Speaker 1 (13:52) you were never whimsical. No, Speaker 3 (13:54) it was kind of funny when we built our studio. we were sitting in, you know, we didn't finish and we were like, somebody was making fun of me. They're like, ah, you know, you don't have any imagination. I'm like, you're sitting in my fucking imagination. It's all good. Your Speaker 2 (14:04) imagination is just a room. I'm like, yeah, good point. That we all grew up in. It's Speaker 1 (14:09) a Speaker 2 (14:09) room with three Speaker 1 (14:09) microphones and a table. It's a family room. I'm like, fuck. That's fucking hilarious. But anyway, my point is what happened, man? I'd love to hear how Speaker 8 (14:19) you turned it all around. Is the, is the. Speaker 1 (14:22) Are Speaker 8 (14:22) the GLP-1s finally working for you? Speaker 4 (14:24) They are. GLP-1s are finally working and I'm working with them. You know what I mean? Speaker 1 (14:28) You stopped fighting them? Speaker 4 (14:30) Yeah, I did. But you wanted to? Oh, yeah. Did you fight it for a while? Yeah, you Speaker 1 (14:34) look great too. Every day I'm fighting, dude. I have the joke in the special, but it's... Sorry to do my act, but... You killed Speaker 4 (14:42) a Ching Cho, by the way. That was fantastic. Thank Speaker 1 (14:44) you, Speaker 4 (14:44) man. Speaker 1 (14:44) That was very Speaker 8 (14:44) fun. But I have a joke where it's like... It's Speaker 1 (14:47) working, but every game goes seven. Every series goes seven. Sure. Every game goes to overtime. Like, I push. I push these drugs to the limit. I've lost maybe a pound and a half a month on the world's most powerful medicine. You know what I mean? Well, you don't want to Speaker 4 (15:01) lose it too fast, though. So there you go. Right, Speaker 1 (15:03) right. God forbid. Me and you, of our top two health problems, I would say losing weight too fast is what me and you have to worry about. Speaker 4 (15:11) Believe it or not, actually, I also have a GLP-1 joke in my set as well. Yeah, yeah. Interesting. Speaker 1 (15:16) Feel free to do a bastardized version of it now if you don't like I just did. Yours is better. Oh, that was kind of just the setup. That was just an opening riff. Speaker 4 (15:26) I watched Avi set on Saturday and everyone was dying. I sat there in silence like, fuck. Speaker 3 (15:30) There's another fat guy out here doing fat guy material? What? Speaker 4 (15:34) He does the same exact jokes that I do, but a million times better. Then brings it all back together and kills with something smart. I'm like, fuck. Speaker 1 (15:46) I'm sorry to make you feel that way, Hank. You have a natural charm. Look, you got all your hair. You know what I mean? Look at that. Would you really trade it? Let's be honest. Well, here's Speaker 4 (15:55) the thing about that. I think you're way more interesting on camera, so it's actually better. Okay, all right. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Dennis Franz thing. I look like a fucking moron. Speaker 1 (16:05) I see what you mean. You're sort of a no man's land. You're the most handsome, obese, former addict. Yeah. And that's kind of, you're not getting any leading man roles for that. Speaker 4 (16:12) Can't be a leading man. Might be too good looking or too young looking to play like the dad or something. Let's pause it on young for a second. My dick's too Speaker 1 (16:19) big. Speaker 4 (16:19) What are you talking about? Speaker 1 (16:20) I gave you good. I gave you good looking. I don't like 50. Let's pause it on young. Speaker 4 (16:24) Do I Speaker 2 (16:24) look 50? Also Speaker 1 (16:25) too good looking. Yeah, yeah, Speaker 3 (16:27) yeah. Sure. What the fuck? I might say that, yeah. He says stuff that just makes, I have to call that out. I can't. That's my, my, I'm Speaker 4 (16:34) too good looking to play the buddy. Speaker 1 (16:38) His wife's going to want to fuck me. No, you're not. Fair enough. That's not what's been holding you back. You're not in danger of losing weight too fast, and you're not too good looking to play the buddy. Fair enough. But you are wonderful in this season of Tires. You are sort of my nemesis, right? Speaker 4 (16:55) Yeah, we were boys. I love it. That was the most that you and I worked together on anything. It was really fun. And I remember leaving there every day when we did the strip club scene. I remember, and I think I told Kevin about this, but you have like a confidence on set to operate in your own way that I don't have. That's great for me. Well, you Speaker 1 (17:17) should. Yeah. I mean, first of all, it's our friend show. Of course. You know, it's like what? I Speaker 4 (17:21) mean, choices, choice wise in the scene. You know what I mean? Right, Speaker 1 (17:25) right. Speaker 4 (17:25) That you, the way you operate is. Speaker 4 (17:30) good for me to see that. I love Speaker 1 (17:32) that. Let your nuts hang. You're a great actor, Foley. Thank you, buddy. Speaker 4 (17:34) I appreciate it. Speaker 8 (17:35) We have some incredible stuff. We do hit a... Tyrus has been out now for about a month. Surely you've seen it, but we have a wonderful strip club scene. We work with Bobby Lee Speaker 4 (17:47) a lot. He was Speaker 8 (17:48) fucking hilarious. We Speaker 4 (17:49) work with Mr. Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee also killed at that show, too. He did. He did. Wild. Speaker 2 (17:53) Bobby. Speaker 4 (17:54) The Speaker 3 (17:54) funniest Speaker 4 (17:54) thing Speaker 3 (17:55) I saw was... I love Bobby. He Speaker 4 (17:56) came out. Speaker 1 (17:57) He came out. Shane's view, South Carolina, Shane Gillis show. There was what, 12,000, 14, like something crazy, right? The arena. And actually maybe it was Speaker 2 (18:06) a Speaker 1 (18:06) little, it was a small arena. Sure. Hilarious. Remember when I used to do those? Yeah, like Shannon's like, oh, just a small arena. You know what I mean? Yeah, hilarious. Like, yeah, we will never touch that. Comedy Zone's pretty cool, too, though. On a Tuesday night, you sell it out, that check's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, they throw in a pizza if you sell it out. Bobby comes out, the first thing he starts going, he starts singing, we are Charlie Kirk. Remember that? Is that what he was singing to that lady? Speaker 2 (18:36) Yeah, yeah, yeah. We Speaker 1 (18:37) carry the flame. He gets the biggest pop of the night because it's Bobby Lee. And then immediately starts singing the Charlie Kirk song and everyone is kind of mad at him. And then he immediately wins them back like two seconds later. He's so, he's such an incredible. He really is. He can Speaker 3 (18:52) like, even when I'm talking to him, I'm like, what's. It's hard to track it in conversation. Totally. As a Speaker 1 (18:59) performer, he's fucking... Yeah, he's the man. He's so magnetic. And Speaker 4 (19:02) he literally went from zero to 1,000 in two seconds. As soon as he got on that stage, Speaker 1 (19:06) he Speaker 4 (19:06) just took it over. Yeah. No, he's the fucking man. It's good stuff. I love him. Horrible actor, but good stuff. Not good looking enough to play the best friend. No. Not even close. No, he kills it. So does the guy that plays his dad. Yeah. Yeah, he was great. He was great. I love a stern Japanese guy. Speaker 1 (19:22) I believe he was Korean. Okay, fair enough. Which I mixed that up halfway through. That is a joke in the show about us being racist, and you did it for real. He's Speaker 2 (19:31) a Speaker 1 (19:31) method actor. I Speaker 4 (19:35) was like, these guys are Japanese businessmen, and somebody yelled out, they're Korean. I was like, what, Bobby, you're Korean? Speaker 1 (19:42) Now, cuisine-wise, would you take Korea over Japan? What do you think? This is Speaker 3 (19:47) his wheelhouse. Speaker 1 (19:48) Let's Speaker 4 (19:48) talk. It's tough, man. I never fucked with Korean food until I met my wife. She's from Hawaii and all that little melting pot stuff. Sure. And I never thought, like when I smelled kimchi for the first time, when Speaker 1 (20:03) her Speaker 4 (20:04) mom came to visit and she opened that. I mean. Speaker 2 (20:07) Did Speaker 3 (20:08) they make chicken fingers? Speaker 4 (20:09) Yeah. Speaker 4 (20:11) It was like, what the fuck? Yeah. And then all this stuff for Korean barbecue, I don't know what it, I can't identify all those little side Speaker 8 (20:18) dishes. I like that. Korean barbecue is good. Korean barbecue is good. Now, Japan just has sushi going for it, has ramen going for it, and they have a version, which I'm sure is just a colonizer stealing a good thing from the country they colonized. They have their own little barbecue called Yakuniku, I believe. Yakuniku, yeah. Yakuniku, something like that. So, unfortunately, I hate to say it to my Korean friends, Brethren. Brethren, who I do consider myself an Speaker 1 (20:43) honorary Koreans for some reason, only because I've eaten so many short ribs. But I do think, unfortunately, now look, Korea, come at me. If I'm wrong, if you have some kind of... You're talking about North Korea, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. The People's Republic. If I'm wrong and you have some kind of, something that goes toe-to-toe with ramen and sushi, I'm all ears. Because your barbecue is better than yakiniku, Speaker 8 (21:07) bud. Wow, I forgot about ramen. Speaker 2 (21:10) That's tough. Ramen's tough. Japan has a nice, they got a lot of good stuff going for them. I Speaker 8 (21:14) heard a Speaker 2 (21:14) pretty good take on ramen, that like the ramen you kind Speaker 3 (21:17) of are first introduced to always stays your favorite ramen. Thoughts on that? Speaker 1 (21:22) Absolutely untrue, because the first ramen I was introduced to was 25 cent. Not that. No, not that. Jesus Christ. That was the noodles of noodles. Speaker 2 (21:32) No, I mean, the first ramen I had was- Speaker 1 (21:34) Like Speaker 2 (21:34) first real ramen. That you're like, it's in your neighborhood that you get a lot. Becomes like the Primark. Which Speaker 4 (21:39) was, when was that? This Speaker 2 (21:40) was, Speaker 8 (21:40) I Speaker 2 (21:40) mean, the first ramen I ever had was in D Speaker 8 (21:42) .C. Actually, Brandon Wardell. Shout out to Brandon. Shout out. Who also, it was in, he grew up in Hawaii for a lot of the time. And then, and he's half Filipino. So he, you know, he's more, he was more in touch with Asian cuisine. And I remember when he was Speaker 1 (22:00) like, let's go get ramen. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? Because all I knew it as was the fucking Marushin or whatever the fuck. Yeah, sure. Beef. I didn't Speaker 3 (22:07) know Speaker 1 (22:07) that Speaker 3 (22:08) was bad. I was crushing them freshman year of college. Of course. No idea. Speaker 1 (22:12) Of course. Oh, a nice college way to do it, too, is a little cream cheese in there. Get it. Get it. Get it. Like almost make Alfredo. Make white trash. White trash fucking ramen Alfredo. Put some hot sauce and some cream cheese in there. Pretty nice. Damn, stop it. Pretty fucking nice, Speaker 4 (22:27) yeah. I used to make spaghetti out of it. Not put the packet in, but put ketchup and ground beef. Okay, all right. I'm liking it. Yeah, Speaker 3 (22:34) ground beef. We're Speaker 4 (22:35) innovators. Speaker 3 (22:37) A box of pasta is like $1.49. Speaker 8 (22:40) True. But did you like the texture? Yeah, Speaker 3 (22:42) I Speaker 8 (22:42) like the noodles. Speaker 2 (22:43) I'm with you. The brains, I get it. Yeah, we just had kind of a fat mind meld there Speaker 8 (22:47) where I was like, I knew what he was doing. I was like, hey, I'm Speaker 2 (22:49) out Speaker 1 (22:49) of my depth. Plus, spaghetti takes Speaker 4 (22:51) longer to cook and it's messy and shit like that. Speaker 1 (22:53) Longer to cook is where you're losing me fully. We're talking about six minutes versus, you know. Speaker 4 (22:59) And as a kid, I was- You gotta brown the ground meat too. Speaker 1 (23:01) Right.