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Stand up Comedy

In this stand-up comedy set, Aakash Gupta explores the humorous social anxieties surrounding sneezing and public hygiene. He compares the pe

Key takeaways

• The comedian observes that women tend to have more controlled and 'polite' sneezes compared to men.
• A humorous comparison is drawn between the delicate, floral design of women's handkerchiefs and the oversized, utilitarian nature of men's handkerchiefs.

Main topics

• Social etiquette and sneezing
• Gender differences in behavior

Notable quotes

I've been in this field for 20 years... today is the first time when I have tears in my eyes and spit on my face at the same time.

Conclusion

A relatable and high-energy observational comedy routine that uses phy

Transcript preview

Speaker 1 (0:11) I get really scared of Covid. I mean, I've been vaccinated twice. But still, I get scared when someone sneezes near me. So I try to stay close to girls. Because girls sneeze very politely. No, they don't sneeze. They just take it back inside. They stop it. They have some powers. I have a friend. She sneezes and goes into the zone. One second. Gone. Did I call a ghost? I'm sitting in front of you. I'm scared. What happened to you? Speaker 1 (0:47) She was very conscious that I don't get a public sneeze. But sometimes you can't stop it. Once we were sitting in a restaurant, she was like... I was like, what happened? I was like, open your mouth and you'll get a sneeze. These eyes come out of the mouth when you sneeze. She got embarrassed. Sorry. Oh God. Oh Father, I have sinned. And I was sitting on the side and I was like, sorry, why? The sneeze didn't come out. The sneeze comes out and the other person's face gets wet. Then you say sorry. What are you sorry about? In fact, because of my presence, you couldn't sneeze properly. I am sorry. I am going out of the room, you can at least sneeze properly. How is this life? So much of Speaker 2 (1:47) suffocation. Speaker 1 (1:49) And look at us, we sneeze. We humans. We don't sneeze, we perform. Have you ever seen an uncle? Hari Om Mata Rani Rakshakari. Speaker 1 (2:14) I said, what performance uncle? You're coming to Mumbai? Ramos sir has given you a standing ovation uncle. Geeta maa also wants to say something on your performance. Geeta maa is getting full 70s. I've been in this field for 20 years. I've seen a lot of shit. I've even choreographed some. But today is the first time when I have tears in my eyes and spit on my face at the same time. Your performance has touched me. Literally, look at this. Come on, give me a hug, Geeta's parwanis. Speaker 1 (2:53) Uncle's scream really badly in Delhi. But I don't judge anyone. There's a way to scream. But the uncle of Delhi plays games with us. Once I was going in the metro. I was sitting and the uncle was sitting on the side. The train was going and suddenly the uncle... Speaker 2 (3:05) What, old man? Speaker 1 (3:11) I don't know. Is it coming or not? What are you doing? I'm waiting from the station. I've paused my song. I'm having one aphrine and the other