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Sister Wives: Love Should Be Multiplied Not Divided

The hosts of the 'Love Should Be Multiplied, Not Divided' podcast dissect the Season 21 premiere of Sister Wives, which marks the first episode without Cody and Robin Brown. They

Key takeaways

• Cody and Robin Brown are officially absent from Season 21, with a black screen confirming they will not return to the show.
• Production forces Christine, Janelle, and Meri into a manufactured reconciliation arc, including a photo exchange at the Zermatt Utah Resort and Spa.

Main topics

• Season 21 premiere review
• Cody and Robin Brown's departure

Notable quotes

I think that he is mean spirited. I think that he's dismissive. I think that he talks over Christine.

Conclusion

The episode serves as a sharp critique of how TLC is attempting to sustain Sister Wives without its most

Transcript preview

Speaker 3 (0:00) Welcome to the Sister Wives podcast, Love Should Be Multiplied, Not Divided, where one husband and only one wife recap the sinking ship that is Sister Wives. Speaker 2 (0:14) I believe in living this lifestyle. It just makes each of us better. I think we have something really awesome. I wouldn't want anything else. I like sister wives. I wanted the family. I didn't just want the man. Seems like Speaker 1 (0:27) destiny. Speaker 2 (0:28) Like Speaker 1 (0:29) we should have all been together Speaker 2 (0:30) from day one. Speaker 1 (0:31) Love Speaker 3 (0:31) should Speaker 1 (0:32) be multiplied, not divided. Speaker 3 (0:35) I'm definitely not someone who needs to be right all the time. You know, I'm definitely cool just being like, oh my God, I know that I'm wrong. However, when I came to all of you in season 20 and I said that David Woolley Brown sucks. Speaker 3 (0:50) I hope that you're looking back now being like, damn it, Ace, you were right. I think everybody needs Speaker 1 (0:55) an apology tour to you. To me. I need the Speaker 3 (0:57) apology tour. You guys made me come back and be like, I Speaker 1 (0:59) know that David's a good guy. He's a good husband. It's just kind of annoying. I take Speaker 3 (1:04) that back. He's not just annoying. I think that he is mean spirited. I think that he's dismissive. I think that he talks over Christine. David, we're not watching this show for you and your flat ass and your pants that are barely hanging on. All right. We've seen Speaker 1 (1:18) enough of your Kirkland. Speaker 3 (1:19) We've seen enough of your butt crack. Okay. I thought it's rich for Speaker 1 (1:22) somebody who's on a TV show talking about the other people to say, I don't want to stop talking about the other people. The only reason you're not tuning Speaker 3 (1:29) in for the David Woolley Brown show. No, Speaker 1 (1:32) no, no. You didn't have a show for that reason. Speaker 3 (1:34) Let me tell you also this. Speaker 1 (1:35) I'm also not tuning in for the Cody or the Christine Mary Janelle show. No, it's going to fall flat by episode three. Let me just tell you that to Speaker 3 (1:43) all of those gals. who were in the comments on Facebook, you know, taking the Speaker 1 (1:49) quiz, Speaker 3 (1:50) commenting, commenting on the Janelle's marriage proposal, wedding pictures, whatever it might've been. Mary's pregnant, whatever it was to all of you, to all of you who sat there and Speaker 1 (2:03) said, we need a show of just the three sister wives. We don't need Cody and Robin. Speaker 3 (2:08) How's it feel now? How's it fucking feel now? You idiots, you Speaker 1 (2:12) idiots. Speaker 3 (2:13) It's your fault. I blame you for this. You are to blame. And this show is going to flop. And I'll be here for it, obviously. Of course. Of Speaker 1 (2:22) course. We'll watch it go down. Watching the show, it felt like when... Do you think there's any chance, though, that we get another season and they do come back? Or do you think they're done done? Speaker 3 (2:31) No, I think... I think that TLC is going to be like, we got it. I think Speaker 1 (2:36) they're going to be like, what, what can we pay you? Anything. People are Speaker 3 (2:39) thinking that this is going to be a shorter season. It needs to be, but also people are like, maybe like 10, 15 episodes. I'm like, I'm thinking five. I'm thinking five. The trailer was pretty much the first episode. And Speaker 1 (2:53) we know everything's going to be so manufactured. They're like, Mary, can you go on a date with someone? Sure. Can you and Jen hang out in the bike shop? Sure. Christine and David, can you guys do a funny and then go like ride your. Amber, can your wide Speaker 3 (3:04) load fit through the bike shop door? Do we got to bring you around back with that big ass? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Don't cancel me yet. Let me get through the episode. I have a lot more awful things to say, but Speaker 1 (3:16) if you didn't like that, you can go. Speaker 3 (3:23) But I, I mean, in high school, it's like, We all have been in the situation where it's like you have a group of three friends and you and the other friend are only friends because of the friend in the middle. You'd Speaker 1 (3:35) never hang out without the friend in the middle. No, but then they're gone. The friend Speaker 3 (3:38) in the middle is like, oh, hey, I can't make it. It's like, OK. Night's done. We're not hanging out. No, it's there's nothing to happen here. But you Speaker 1 (3:44) guys have like lunch together and then you shoot that friends missing. Do I sit with them? I mean, I sit with them every day, but it'd be weird to sit with them just by myself. Right. Speaker 3 (3:50) Exactly. That's how Speaker 1 (3:51) this feels Speaker 3 (3:51) without Cody and Robin. It does. I'm like, where's my friend? Also, Speaker 1 (3:55) I feel like the whole like them coming together. It's like Mary doesn't want to be part of their group and they don't want Mary part of their group. So it's weird. It's like we're only doing this because we're filming it, but we're not going to stay friends and they're going to talk shit about Mary when she leaves. And I hope it's Speaker 3 (4:08) on Speaker 1 (4:08) camera. Speaker 3 (4:08) I, but it's like, just do it in front of her. Right. Let's just really, if we're going to do this, if we're like, Hey, we got to Speaker 1 (4:14) do a, I'm going to pat back instead of Nancy. I'm going to try. Speaker 3 (4:19) I'm going to try and bring a sports reference. Okay. And we're going to, we're going to throw a Hail Mary. Okay. Shoot a Hail Mary. We're going to do something with Hail Mary. We're going to Hail Mary this shit. And by Hail Mary, we're going to fucking take Mary and rip her to shreds. You know, Speaker 1 (4:37) what'd you say? We're going to Hail her. Yeah, we're going to Hail Mary. Speaker 3 (4:41) We're Speaker 1 (4:41) going Speaker 3 (4:41) to stone her. We're going to just rip her to shreds with these other two women. And it's like, Speaker 1 (4:44) that would be a good show. But that's not what we're getting here. It's a lot of Helen. No. We're getting a lot of Helen. Helen journey on the Helen journey. Oh, Speaker 3 (4:52) my God. Get ready Speaker 1 (4:55) to word the app. Speaker 3 (4:56) It started so promising. Speaker 1 (4:59) The Speaker 3 (4:59) new graphics, the, oh, the. Speaker 3 (5:03) The Speaker 1 (5:04) ring disintegration The bump bump bump music I loved it it felt like we were up Ain't Speaker 3 (5:10) nobody Speaker 1 (5:10) mad but your mad self Ain't nobody mad but your mad self Ain't nobody mad but your mad self I was like where'd they get that song I don't know I mean Cinema A new subscription for Speaker 3 (5:20) sure I had to go Speaker 1 (5:20) on Shazam I had Speaker 3 (5:22) to like type in Was it a real song? Lyrics, which is just the same words over and over again. This song doesn't exist. So it makes me think it's just off one of those websites where it's like. Speaker 1 (5:32) Where Speaker 3 (5:32) you can use people's Speaker 1 (5:33) songs, but they're not like good enough Speaker 3 (5:34) to Speaker 1 (5:34) be real songs. It's like Speaker 3 (5:35) pay $5 to the art. Donate $5 to the artist. Hey, it's more than Speaker 1 (5:39) I've done. Speaker 3 (5:39) And you know Puddle Monkey is not donating the five. I Speaker 1 (5:42) think it's just called Christopher Poole Productions now. What? I saw that on the end of the episode. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't say Puddle Monkey? Uh-uh. Well, I don't know. I didn't watch that closely, but I Speaker 3 (5:53) saw Speaker 1 (5:53) Christopher pool productions or just pool productions. Wow. So I think they, I'm sure it's always been there, but have we ever noticed? I've been Speaker 3 (5:59) there for like the last two seasons. No, we've never noticed, but wow. Okay. Well, I'm not, I'm just going to refer to it as a monkey Speaker 1 (6:06) or just puddle without the monkey. Just I like Puddle Monkey I feel Speaker 3 (6:11) comfortable with Puddle Monkey I'm looking for a friend here Speaker 1 (6:14) Tim Speaker 3 (6:15) Gibbons is in here Is Speaker 1 (6:17) his name Tim? I want to feel comfortable in my old house And I'm in this new house and I don't like it It Speaker 3 (6:22) feels like I went to college No not to college It Speaker 1 (6:26) feels Speaker 3 (6:27) like I went to war And then I came back and they were like, just live your life again. And it's like, everything's different. You're Speaker 1 (6:33) Cody. You're back from special forces. And you're like, I'm not a real military alumni, but I should be. And now I don't know where I fit in. I can't fucking acclimate Speaker 3 (6:42) to this. It's, it's, it's stressful. It Speaker 1 (6:44) definitely felt like something was missing. It's not like I watched it and felt like two Speaker 3 (6:48) things were missing. Cody and Robin. Speaker 1 (6:51) It's not like I got through it and was like, I didn't even realize they were gone, but Speaker 3 (6:54) I will say this, you know, with Speaker 1 (6:56) housewives sometimes. Like Monica Garcia on Salt Lake. We were like, how are they going to go on without her? And then they were like, it's fine. It's fine. We got Speaker 3 (7:03) it. Here's Broadway. That was not Speaker 1 (7:04) the case. Speaker 3 (7:05) No, it wasn't the case at all. Speaker 1 (7:07) And like our friend doves are that we're bringing in our new people are, uh, Pete. We haven't even met him yet. And Mary's fake boyfriend. Speaker 2 (7:14) Yeah. Speaker 1 (7:15) Well, you know, Speaker 3 (7:16) Mary's got so, so many friends, so many special Ron. Ron's a very special friend. I love Ron. I'm like, Ron is Speaker 1 (7:25) here for the show. Speaker 3 (7:26) Ron is not even here. You don't even talk Speaker 1 (7:28) to Ron. Like Ron is, no, Ron is dead. Speaker 3 (7:32) I think the other friend of his Mary's fried hair this season. Speaker 1 (7:35) It is so fucking bad. She got a new straightener and she turned that heat up. Oh, heat Speaker 3 (7:39) is up. The burning plates on that thing are fresh and clean. Just like the intro to this episode. Well, Speaker 1 (7:47) I think it's even more noticeable because her face is just getting so gaunt and thinner and then her hair is just getting thin. And Speaker 3 (7:52) again. She's not doing the shots. No, of course not. Probably Speaker 1 (7:55) just Plexus. No, no, no. She doesn't say Plexus. She's Speaker 3 (7:57) walking Zona. She's just, yep. Her and Zona have just started walking after dinner and the weight just fell right off. That's what every woman says when she hits perimenopause is the weight just falls right off of you. Oh my God. Look at me go. The weight's just falling off. Speaker 1 (8:12) Zona's like, I know that's a lie. I haven't had to walk in two weeks. Speaker 3 (8:18) You know, Zona's fucking pissed. Speaker 1 (8:20) I Speaker 3 (8:21) hear her. Yeah. Mary has denied doing the shots. But I think she's Speaker 1 (8:24) trying to like make her face fuller by doing the hair. It's not helping. She Speaker 3 (8:28) was Speaker 1 (8:28) like, I'm losing volume in my cheeks. I'll just put it in my hair. Speaker 3 (8:30) I would just be curious. Like, you know, let's, let's experiment. Speaker 1 (8:35) Yes. With a new hairstyle. I would love to see her with a new hairstyle. Honest. Yeah. I feel like she would look so much better. And you know, they read all the comments, all the Reddit threads. People talk about her hair nonstop. Right. Speaker 3 (8:45) She's never Speaker 1 (8:46) had gray hair, but Speaker 3 (8:47) we're at the worst here. It's Speaker 1 (8:49) like Cody too. People have told you to cut it short for so long and you just won't do it. Speaker 3 (8:54) Yeah. Speaker 1 (8:54) People said get rid of the Keith Urban. Cody Brown did not come back with short hair. No. Speaker 3 (8:59) We only got to see it at the one-on-ones. Maybe he'll make a Speaker 1 (9:02) comeback for next season. I hope so. Speaker 3 (9:04) He'll Speaker 1 (9:04) come back short hair. Yeah. Robin will be looking good. She's like, I had a season off. Yeah. Speaker 3 (9:10) I'm Speaker 1 (9:10) healing. I'm Speaker 3 (9:10) fresh. I'm fresh. I went and they stood me outside in the sun. I got some vitamin B. Before we get into season 21, though, there is some breaking Brown news going on. Speaker 1 (9:21) Oh, yeah. Speaker 3 (9:22) Peyton Brown has made his return to tick talk. What? I didn't see Speaker 1 (9:26) this. Speaker 3 (9:27) It is. Speaker 3 (9:31) Disgusting? More Speaker 1 (9:32) disgusting than him saying he wants to buy lube and condoms? I would Speaker 3 (9:34) rather listen to Peyton Brown talk about lube and condoms than look at Peyton Brown for one second with this new transformation he has going on. Speaker 1 (9:42) What is he doing? Speaker 3 (9:43) He's got a goatee that looks like a billy goat. Like, it's very long, it's very stringy, and it's very light-haired. And Speaker 1 (9:51) how long on his face? Long. Let me see. Like Speaker 3 (9:54) hanging off. Speaker 1 (9:55) Oh, that's not a goatee, is it? Speaker 3 (9:57) I don't know. What the fuck is a Speaker 1 (9:58) goatee? That's a Speaker 3 (9:59) little Speaker 1 (9:59) flavor saver. Speaker 3 (10:00) Oh, what do Speaker 1 (10:00) you Speaker 3 (10:00) call it? A beard? A beard. Oh, a beard. Speaker 1 (10:02) You got a Speaker 3 (10:02) full beard. But was it like a full beard? Like it didn't go like his full face. It was just like on the front. Speaker 1 (10:07) Was it like the same width as his lips? Yeah. Or was it just kind of braid? No, no, Speaker 3 (10:12) no. Speaker 1 (10:12) Like Speaker 3 (10:12) same width as his lips. Okay, Speaker 1 (10:13) so Speaker 3 (10:13) a Speaker 1 (10:13) David Wolley Brown. Speaker 3 (10:16) Oh my God. He's Speaker 1 (10:17) inspired. Speaker 3 (10:18) He's like, I need a daddy. And David is him. Speaker 1 (10:22) And you know what? Speaker 3 (10:23) It is. But Keelan, it is so thin and stringy. How did Speaker 1 (10:28) I not? How did you not show me this? Oh, I don't know. Thanks for updating me. My Speaker 3 (10:30) apologies. It's really, it's really gross. I was trying to save you. Okay. And what's he Speaker 1 (10:35) saying? Speaker 3 (10:35) Oh, he came on. He's like. Hey guys, me, Peyton Brown here. I got something for you to do. You and one of your best friends in the whole world, you go out to a really nice restaurant and you guys do a Speaker 1 (10:49) toxic breakup. Speaker 3 (10:52) And he talks about how people should go out and fake a toxic breakup and they just go off of what the other one's saying. That was his Speaker 1 (10:57) return to the TikTok. Speaker 3 (10:59) And because you're going to give other people a story. A story they're going to talk about for months. He's Speaker 1 (11:03) not wrong. Honestly, I would love it. But I would know he was acting. He's so bad at acting. Speaker 3 (11:08) And he was like, if she comes back and is like, I caught you with my brother, then you say, well, he looks better in your skirts. And it was a lot. And it's like, I'm already dealing with a lot. I've lost my father. Cody. Okay. I've lost a friend, Cody. I, I'm just like, you don't know how good you have it. And I was telling people, don't ask for this. No, I've Speaker 1 (11:35) been in. Honestly, I'd rather have a Cody and Robin spinoff. Speaker 3 (11:38) Absolutely. Absolutely. We Speaker 1 (11:40) can get Aurora's wedding. Oh Speaker 3 (11:41) my God. I would die. Speaker 1 (11:42) It'd be better than that. Like Speaker 3 (11:44) I come from the world of housewives. Okay. I know what it's like to lose a good housewife. I know what that's like. I know that Cody was not. likable no Speaker 1 (11:52) but that's what you need but you need somebody who's likable you need your janelle you need you're like pretty steady yeah you like um you would hang out with them janelle Speaker 3 (12:02) right now is like right off center if we're holding up our patch of dirt from coyote pass or something Speaker 1 (12:08) i Speaker 3 (12:09) know Speaker 1 (12:09) you know i'm like she's right off center yeah Speaker 3 (12:12) because there's nobody else there's no one else normally cody would be in the middle okay mary and christine on each side yeah Robin and Janelle on the end. And then Janelle on like Speaker 1 (12:22) walking, walking brain on the back. Speaker 3 (12:24) Honestly, before Janelle, I might put somebody else in there, but Speaker 1 (12:28) you need a Janelle. Speaker 3 (12:28) You need a Janelle, but she's always on the end of the cast photo, but Speaker 1 (12:31) you need a Cody. Yeah. You need a villain. And Speaker 3 (12:34) I'll tell you what, I think David is my villain. He's Speaker 1 (12:38) center. He's a coyote bastard with his Speaker 3 (12:40) pants falling down. Get up. Like you're wearing a belt. I don't understand. Why can't you put them up higher? I need to see Speaker 1 (12:47) this man naked because his I'm guessing he's got an overhang belly. Speaker 3 (12:50) OK, but like then wear a high waisted legging or something. I don't know. It's like David, you look cute in a high waisted business. OK, why are people always talking about my back? You know, there's Speaker 1 (13:03) nothing there. Speaker 3 (13:04) It's interesting. I just want to anatomically see what he's built like without the clothes. I'm Speaker 1 (13:10) telling Speaker 3 (13:10) you, Speaker 1 (13:10) the crack is so low. Speaker 3 (13:12) I think that he looks like a Hank or whatever from King of the Hill. For Speaker 1 (13:16) sure. Oh my God. All right, let's get into this. But we're missing Cody and we don't need David as our villain. I'm sorry. Speaker 3 (13:21) Well, I'm going to find a villain. All right. I'm going to hate him. He's Speaker 1 (13:23) here. Yeah. I don't know Speaker 3 (13:25) that we asked for him. Season 21, episode one, crazy big news. It Speaker 1 (13:30) is crazy big news. It is. Wow. What do you think would have happened if they waited to tell us till it aired? Oh my God. Speaker 3 (13:37) Like if there was Speaker 1 (13:38) no trailer. Speaker 3 (13:39) What if no trailer? Yeah. Okay. And then we see the opening photo and Cody and Robin disintegrate. Yes. Instead of the rings disintegrate. And we're like, Speaker 1 (13:48) what's Speaker 3 (13:49) going on? We would have Speaker 1 (13:49) been in for such a shock. Like Speaker 3 (13:51) what's, what's going on here? What's going on? I'm confused. I think that would have been Speaker 1 (13:54) better. They should have kept us in the dark. They Speaker 3 (13:56) should have. Speaker 1 (13:56) That would have been good. But Speaker 3 (13:58) because now we would at least have that, but it's like, we knew they were gone. Yeah. Speaker 1 (14:01) I know. So then it's like all this, we've already seen it. My Speaker 3 (14:04) apologies also to anyone who may have fallen for my, uh, Cody Brown announcement on Instagram. That was just a Speaker 1 (14:10) little silly moment. You can't help it that you're good at recreating an Instagram post and that you can speak Cody. That's right. Speaker 3 (14:16) It's so fitting to me that sister wives would lean into the Netflix documentary style as the trend is going away. Yeah. They're like Christine walking from, I saw this thing on Tik TOK, Christine walk Speaker 1 (14:29) in, sit down and then you're about to do a documentary. Speaker 3 (14:32) Oh, Christine's confessional area is so fucking tight. Speaker 1 (14:37) I also hate it so much. Can they get them new backgrounds? Like I hate the white Ikea shelves as we have our brown ones behind us. At least they feel warm. They're like stark white with like so perfectly pops of teal and it bugs the shit out of me. And then her wearing like the olive color. I'm like, at least match the teal at this point. You know, God, Speaker 3 (14:56) it Speaker 1 (14:56) feels so wrong. I Speaker 3 (14:58) do want to clarify. We're not promoting teal. No, please don't actually wear teal. Don't wear teal. And I know that some of you are like teals my color. Speaker 1 (15:06) Okay. It might be, but I just hate her background so much. But it's also not your. Speaker 3 (15:10) promise yeah i promise you don't think Speaker 1 (15:11) it's some people's color tell Speaker 3 (15:13) me i Speaker 1 (15:14) think some people can pull i think Speaker 3 (15:16) anybody who is white should not wear teal i don't think it's their color i don't think that teal is i'm gonna go Speaker 1 (15:22) on record and say christine looks better in teal than blush that Speaker 3 (15:26) is i didn't say the blush was her color okay i'm just saying Speaker 1 (15:28) she's done blush before also she looks good in the olive but i hate it with her background Speaker 3 (15:32) mary's background Is as bare as it is for her having a family get together. You know, there's nobody there. I'm Speaker 1 (15:39) like, you have this like charming old house. There's nowhere better to do it. Well, Speaker 3 (15:43) it's like a printed Speaker 1 (15:44) backdrop. Why did they just have like one random chair in the background? Speaker 3 (15:48) And the picture. There's a picture on the Speaker 1 (15:49) wall, but it's behind her head. That's a printed backdrop? I think so. I thought she was like literally sitting in an empty room. No. I think it's Speaker 3 (15:55) a printed backdrop. That makes it almost worse. Think so is Janelle's. Speaker 1 (15:59) Don't you think? Speaker 3 (15:59) Yeah. Christine's is the only one that's real because they set it up during when she moved. But I think that Mary's Speaker 1 (16:07) they were like I don't know we have this left over I was like from a scary movie But Speaker 3 (16:10) Mary's supposed Speaker 1 (16:10) to be Speaker 3 (16:10) sitting on the other side Like they were supposed to flip the image And the art was supposed to go next to her head And then it was supposed to be her head But instead the art is behind her head And then there's just a plain wall there And Speaker 1 (16:20) it's just a big empty room what's the point If we had anything to choose from We could have chose anything Anything would be better than this empty room Or was it a metaphor Maybe You know? Yeah. Speaker 3 (16:31) They're Speaker 1 (16:31) like an empty room. Mary's empty. Caitlin. Speaker 3 (16:34) I Speaker 1 (16:35) can say that. We can make the infertility jokes. We Speaker 3 (16:36) can Speaker 1 (16:36) make the infertility jokes. Okay. You know? We're allowed to. Give us a pass. Okay. Speaker 3 (16:41) I also can make wide load comments. Empty family, you Speaker 1 (16:44) know? Yeah. Speaker 3 (16:44) I Speaker 1 (16:44) just, I think. You're right. Speaker 3 (16:46) Mary invited everyone over Speaker 1 (16:47) and no one showed. No Speaker 3 (16:48) one. Nobody showed. Nobody's there. No. Even Speaker 1 (16:51) her friend she's collecting didn't show up. Speaker 3 (16:54) Nobody's home. So we get our black screen, white letters. After 16 years of filming Sister Wives, Cody and Robin will not be returning to the show. This is the final season of Sister Wives. Speaker 1 (17:09) No, I didn't say that. Speaker 3 (17:10) I'm stressed. I'm really worried. Me too. I'm really fucking worried. I'm Speaker 1 (17:15) really hoping that this season people are like, bring back Cody and Robin. And I hope that like, I mean, I think they do. No, let me tell you what. Speaker 3 (17:23) There's going to be people, you Speaker 1 (17:25) know, people. Speaker 3 (17:26) No so many people Speaker 1 (17:27) are like yes I'm so excited It's just the wife's like you're gonna regret that But Speaker 3 (17:30) there's there are people who They just they made their bed And they're gonna lay in it yeah they don't care how much Shit they don't Speaker 1 (17:36) want to Speaker 3 (17:36) support Speaker 1 (17:36) them they don't want to give them money Which I understand why But they're the show right They're what makes it good you need Speaker 3 (17:43) to pay your talent Exactly and Cody is our talent We don't need Speaker 1 (17:47) Robin we can just have Cody Honestly no I Speaker 3 (17:48) know I love Robin you're Speaker 1 (17:50) right I'm Speaker 3 (17:50) a big Robin supporter And supporter meaning supporter of hate. Big Speaker 1 (17:55) hater. But we love to hate watch the show. Also, I Speaker 3 (17:57) love this show too. Like Christine coming on in confessional and being like, I mean, it's just bizarre that we're done. And like, it just means. Speaker 3 (18:06) I actually don't know what it means. I don't know what it'd be. I don't know where I was going to go with that. I'm like, I've had that moment many times where you're like, I know where I'm going. I'm not sure. Speaker 1 (18:13) I don't know. Is this the end? Are people going to like this? That's what she's thinking. She's like, does that mean we're David? People are really going to hate him now. Right. And I also think too, I'm like, I want to support women. Right. But this is tough. Let's give them all a pay raise. Right. But bring Cody back and give him whatever he wants. Whatever he wants. As long as he. promises to be himself and be an asshole. No PR stunt. I Speaker 3 (18:36) think that the rumor, Mel, is saying that the production wanted him to go and have an apology tour to his kids now. Speaker 1 (18:42) Yeah, and he was like, no amount of money is worth- Absolutely Speaker 3 (18:44) not. Speaker 1 (18:45) No amount of money is worth apologizing to my children. Those little fuckers owe me Speaker 3 (18:48) an apology. But I'm like, also, I didn't need that. I Speaker 1 (18:51) don't need the kids involved. No, no. We can have a family reunion over here and have Cody and Robin bitter over here. That's what I'd like to see. As long as I Speaker 3 (18:57) could get more of- cody and robin's kids yeah i would be fulfilled i know you know i don't Speaker 1 (19:04) i don't need all of them together in the same room nope Speaker 3 (19:06) for Speaker 1 (19:07) the tell-all i would like it yeah Speaker 3 (19:08) but just the Speaker 1 (19:09) parents i don't need the kids let them live their lives somebody Speaker 3 (19:12) fucked up somebody somebody fucked up they Speaker 1 (19:15) and it sounded like he said like no i'm not gonna do that was kind of a holdout thought and then they were kind of like okay then bye And they're saving Speaker 3 (19:22) a lot of money. They Speaker 1 (19:23) should have. They are. So when they lose a Speaker 3 (19:25) ton of advertisers, at least it'll be like, well, I guess they're saving money this Speaker 1 (19:29) season so they can pay him more next season. Hopefully. I hope so. I really hope so. I hope they come crawling back on their hands and knees and they're like, what do you want, Cody? We need a show. Yeah. Speaker 3 (19:38) Christopher. And Speaker 1 (19:38) Cody will be ready by then because he'll be so disappointed to not have his face on TV for a whole season. If Speaker 3 (19:43) he gets something between now and the end of this season, which will be two weeks. Yeah. Speaker 3 (19:50) I think that he's going to be like, I need to be back on TV. Yes. TV needs me. Speaker 1 (19:54) He loves attention. Right. He's going to be miserable with just him and Robin. No attention. Yeah. In their house with no one like caring what they're up to. Right. Speaker 3 (20:04) He's not going to like that. And they don't go anywhere. It's not going to work. I mean, how much Speaker 1 (20:06) can you drive around town with your top down and have people recognize you if you're not going to be on TV there? for much longer. That's tough. You know, that's eventually people will forget who he is. So the Speaker 3 (20:14) wives all agree. Speaker 2 (20:15) Like the apology tour was a bunch Speaker 3 (20:16) of bullshit. It seems like we've not seen each other since then. Janelle's like, it's been no contact. Mary's like, yeah, she's like, Speaker 1 (20:23) well, it's no contact for a long time before that. I've been trying to call Speaker 3 (20:26) him, but my calls are Speaker 1 (20:27) still going unanswered. Okay. I'm like, put the call on the show. Now Speaker 3 (20:32) here's where the show, like I was like, holy shit, you know, like, uh, fucking. I felt like I was at a, like a, not a Celine Dion, like a Beyonce concert. And all of a sudden all the like strobes, not strobes. It was Speaker 1 (20:47) like the lights came on. No, but no, no, no, no, no, no. Speaker 3 (20:49) Not the lights came on. The lights went down. Okay. And fire started shooting out of the ground. Yes. When Janelle was like, you know Speaker 1 (20:55) what? Fuck Speaker 3 (20:56) him. Speaker 1 (20:56) And it was like, ain't nobody mad, but your man self. Ain't nobody mad, but your man self. Ain't nobody mad, Speaker 3 (21:02) but your man self. I'm like, Oh, okay. And we see these three billy goats on a hill. And I was like, I don't know the symbolism that I had to Google it. I had to Google symbolism of like Speaker 1 (21:12) billy goats. Was there something? Yeah. Speaker 3 (21:14) It Speaker 1 (21:14) is. Speaker 3 (21:14) Um, it's the symbolism is ambition, independence, and resilience. Cause they climb steep rocks, you know? Speaker 1 (21:21) Right. And so there are three billy goats. Speaker 3 (21:23) Yep. Okay. These are three billy goats. And despite the fact that they have faced hardships, they're still standing. Okay. Right. And then as soon as that moment passed. Then the lights came on It Speaker 1 (21:39) fell It Speaker 3 (21:40) was like Beyonce came out She sang half a song And then she walked She like Speaker 1 (21:43) started to soar over us And then the lights all came on We saw all the wire cables No Speaker 3 (21:47) no no I don't even think it was that It Speaker 1 (21:49) was like okay I feel Speaker 3 (21:50) like she was like I mean I don't even want to go with Beyonce Because I don't feel like that's big enough To really captivate what I'm going for Okay Speaker 1 (21:57) But Speaker 3 (21:58) I I Speaker 1 (21:59) mean who's bigger than Beyonce Destiny's Speaker 3 (22:00) Child okay okay okay and it was like i don't think you're ready for this jelly i don't think you're ready for this jenny i don't think you're ready and then the lights came on and they were gone and it was like wait wait hold on a second i just got going i just got going or it's like you're at old you're still Speaker 1 (22:16) singing and the song stopped and it's so embarrassing you're at Speaker 3 (22:19) old navy and demi lovato's about to hit the fucking like the chorus in skyscraper or like uh heart attack and you're like he's always Speaker 1 (22:27) on Speaker 3 (22:27) ready to go but then they come on they're like Speaker 1 (22:29) Old Navy shoppers, we want to remind you guys, you can save 10 % by opening an old... And you're like, no, please, please put it back. Speaker 1 (22:39) I forget about this song until I met old Navy every time, Speaker 3 (22:42) every time, every time. And so we immediately go from Janelle saying, fuck them to the Billy goats, to the, Speaker 1 (22:49) the good music, to Speaker 3 (22:51) the good music. To then we pull up to the gear Speaker 1 (22:54) up bike RC and more. What is this store? Speaker 3 (23:00) The spacing of the marquee drove me up the fucking wall. I mean, Helen Keller could have put this sign together better. It looked Speaker 1 (23:09) like in old seasons of Sister Wives when Cody and Robin messed up their address. Yes. On the wedding invite. So then they did that jar with all the horrible spacing and different fonts. Yeah. Beautiful. Speaker 3 (23:19) God, I'm like, Jen and her brother husband need to get somebody out there with some bigger fonts. There's Speaker 1 (23:25) not a lot of talent in Parowan, apparently. I Speaker 3 (23:26) guess not. I mean, like, good. God, it was so bad. And then I love it right next to the front door. Do Speaker 1 (23:32) I Speaker 3 (23:32) dare Speaker 1 (23:32) say they should get a sign salesman? You know, Speaker 3 (23:34) Cody, Cody would never do them dirty like this. No, we're going to see this entire season. So many bad signs, right? You know, because it's like Cody's gone, right? Cody would be like, don't film that. He's Speaker 1 (23:45) like, uh-huh. Do you ever see fajita cantina? Okay. I sold that thing. Did Speaker 3 (23:48) you ever see fajita cantina? Speaker 1 (23:50) I put that, that money on our table. Oh Speaker 3 (23:52) yeah. Boot on Speaker 1 (23:53) our Speaker 3 (23:53) table. Yeah. Uh, there's a whiteboard out front next to the door. And. This really bothers me. I'm going to read it to you as you can see it Speaker 1 (24:02) to be read. Okay. Speaker 3 (24:04) Welcome, Unclosed! Speaker 3 (24:07) Cheers! 10.30 to 5 p.m. Wed, 10.30 to 5 p.m. Thursday, 10.30 to 5 p.m. Fry, 10.30 to 5 p.m. Saturday, 10.30 to 5 p.m. Sunday, closed. Well, what you could have done was just say Tuesday to Saturday, 10.30 to 5. Why did we have to do each day individually? I'm now stressed out about like, wait, was Thursday still, is it 1030 or was it 11? Why Speaker 1 (24:38) did Speaker 3 (24:38) they do Speaker 1 (24:38) that? They wasted so many letters. So Speaker 3 (24:39) many, well, it was handwritten. Thankfully. It's just a whiteboard. Even worse. Just a whiteboard. You know, it looks so bad. And then there's these eyes drawn looking at like the doorbell and it's like, ring the bell. And it was like, oh, okay. And like a giant arrow pointing to it. But then the ring, the bell was like tiny. Speaker 1 (24:58) I just don't know. The whole shop needs work because once we're inside, I'm like, we can race RC cars here. Yeah. We can rent e-bikes as Marion. Oh, I wasn't Speaker 3 (25:06) done Speaker 1 (25:06) with the sign yet. Okay. Oh, there's more. There's a little bit more. Speaker 3 (25:08) What Speaker 1 (25:08) is it? Speaker 3 (25:08) There's RC calm.