BEST FEELINGS EVER PART 2!

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The hosts dive into a rapid-fire discussion of their most embarrassing and cringe-worthy workplace mistakes, ranging from accidentally tucking an elderly woman's breast into her shirt to awkwardly

Key takeaways

• One host recounts accidentally tucking an elderly woman's breast into her waistband while helping with her shirt, leading to a hilarious debate about workplace boundaries and aging bodies.
• Another shares a traumatic HR story where jokingly telling a recovering addict they failed their drug screen triggered a severe emotional breakdown, highlighting the dangers of unfiltered workplace humor.

Main topics

• Embarrassing workplace mistakes
• Pokemon card collecting and trading economics

Notable quotes

"I helped an elderly woman tuck her shirt into her pants and realized I'd actually tucked her breasts in too."

Conclusion

The episode offers a blend of relatable workplace horror stories, niche

Transcript preview

Speaker 1 (0:00) I'll squeeze your dick bro, I don't even care. Speaker 3 (0:03) What is... Speaker 1 (0:06) Don't let me get hold of it. I'm squeezing that bitch. Speaker 1 (0:14) What? Speaker 1 (0:21) This is juicy. Okay. So name of this thread is what is like literally the worst mistake you've ever made at work and it keeps you up at night? Speaker 1 (0:32) Worst mistake you've made at work and it keeps you up at night. Bye. Speaker 1 (0:39) I helped an elderly woman tuck her shirt into her pants and realized I'd actually tucked her breasts in too. Speaker 1 (0:47) I couldn't figure out why she was walking so hunched over. Oh my God. That's a long tee, bro. That is a Speaker 2 (0:54) drain Speaker 1 (0:55) tee. Speaker 1 (0:57) Drain tea. The meat's gone. Gone, bro. It's gone, bro. Fuck. Yeah. Speaker 2 (1:02) Just skin a city. Just tea in a waistband. In Speaker 1 (1:07) a Speaker 2 (1:07) jean. Nah, bro. Nah, bro. Nah, take me out of Speaker 1 (1:13) here. Speaker 2 (1:13) Nah, Speaker 1 (1:13) you Speaker 2 (1:13) lost me. I helped a lady tuck in a... You lost me there, bro. That's the day I quit. Speaker 1 (1:18) By the way, that's the Speaker 2 (1:19) day I quit. What the fuck Speaker 1 (1:20) are we doing? Speaker 2 (1:21) If Speaker 1 (1:21) I'm helping an old lady tuck their shirts in, where am I working? Fuck, bro. Is Speaker 2 (1:25) that Speaker 1 (1:25) in Speaker 2 (1:25) a Speaker 1 (1:25) hospital? Speaker 2 (1:27) That's why you lost me, bro. Tucked her titty in there. Nah, that's disgusting. So he gone round. I have to go round that bitch. That's a full Speaker 1 (1:36) on tuck in. That's like making a bed. Speaker 2 (1:38) Tucked her titty in a jean. Yeah. Nah. At home, you just let it happen. Nah, see, that's where you have to pipe up. Yeah. You just have to pipe up. That's my titty, bro. Yeah, bro. But she's probably Speaker 1 (1:49) embarrassed, bro, because if I'm Speaker 2 (1:51) an Speaker 1 (1:51) old lady or an old man, if someone's tucking my titty into my waistband, I'm not speaking up. Yeah, fair. To say what? That's my titty. You just started to... For them to be like, sorry? Yeah. It's that low? Speaker 3 (2:03) I Speaker 1 (2:03) didn't even realise, bro. Speaker 2 (2:05) How? That's Speaker 1 (2:07) all Speaker 2 (2:07) I've been thinking about. Speaker 1 (2:09) I can't Speaker 2 (2:09) wait to tell you during break. Oh, Speaker 1 (2:11) I was going to say, you'll never believe. Speaker 2 (2:13) You might be like, do I have a titty? Speaker 1 (2:14) Homegirl asked me to help tuck her shirt in and then I already did it like you. They'd be like, what? And I'd be like, no, trust me, trust me, that's not it. I went to find out afterwards. She said, that's my titty you're tucking in. Speaker 1 (2:25) Bro, my house was down here. Speaker 2 (2:27) No, Speaker 1 (2:28) impossible. Impossible. Speaker 1 (2:31) impossible that's so funny impossible I used to chat to a girl she was my bredrin but she used to work in Debenhams okay and her own her only job was measuring titty for bras okay she said and obviously Debenhams all old women she was like I've seen more old titties than anyone alive fuck I hate it every day all I see is old women take a bra off and just tit in my face fuck she hated that job bro Jesus. She fucking hated that job. I couldn't do that job for one day. Yeah. Imagine your job was to see old men's balls all day. Nah, fuck that, bro. Fuck that. Speaker 2 (3:07) That's what these wax Speaker 1 (3:08) men do. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dead that, bro. I don't know how you might have done that. Yeah, waxing man who's a back sack and crack? Nah, bro. Waxing next man's crack would send me to mental hospital. Speaker 1 (3:21) Oh, that would piss me off. Right, next. Worst mistake you made at work. I was on a call with an IT guy. He sounded cute. So I Googled him and he asked, why are you searching my name? I forget. I forgot we were sharing screens. Speaker 1 (3:35) That's a confrontation I couldn't survive. Why are you searching my name, bro? Speaker 3 (3:40) No! Speaker 1 (3:44) Yeah. Speaker 2 (3:45) Fuck. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, nah. I forgot we were sharing. I'd forget too. Yeah, same. That's the annoying thing. This thing sounds nice, bro. Yeah. Googling. Why are you searching my name, bro? Yeah. The conversation's over. Bro, my Speaker 1 (3:59) headset's coming off. Speaker 2 (4:00) Laptop closed, bro. It's Speaker 1 (4:02) all Speaker 2 (4:02) done. Laptop closed. I pray I don't bump into him as well. If I'm the thing, I pray I don't bump into him. Speaker 1 (4:07) Brother, there was back a day when I was working at one spot. I worked in the head office and there was... Speaker 1 (4:17) Bagger departments and there was one thing who messaged me about a customer about sign and Speaker 3 (4:24) I Speaker 1 (4:25) remember making a joke to her and She didn't deep it was a joke and she follows me for the it's annoying because you can't remember I said yeah, but her reaction wasn't didn't warrant the response the response as a little hee-haha and I think she was just I can't remember what I said And she was like, cool, thanks. And I was like, the whole week at lunch break, I remember looking around thinking, I pray I don't bump into this girl. I pray I don't bump into this girl. I never did, but thank, too stressful. I was chatting with a patient and stupidly thought it would be funny to ask on accident or on purpose when he said he drove off a bridge. He got very sad and said, on purpose. Speaker 1 (5:14) Yeah. Speaker 1 (5:20) How do you respond to that? Speaker 1 (5:23) Oh, what you in for? Oh, I drove off the bridge. On accident or on purpose? Speaker 2 (5:27) On purpose. Speaker 2 (5:30) Probably that, you know? I might just whistle. Speaker 1 (5:36) I might Speaker 2 (5:37) just whistle and check your vitals. I Speaker 1 (5:41) just start flicking your chart. I'll whistle and check your vitals, bro. And Speaker 2 (5:46) dip, bro. I'm gonna assign you to a next loss. I can't Speaker 1 (5:52) deal with that anymore. Oh, bro. Just like flicking the IV. Seems fine. Speaker 1 (6:00) And he's just like, what? Huh? Speaker 2 (6:03) I got it wrong. You got Speaker 3 (6:05) him Speaker 2 (6:05) for surgery. Speaker 3 (6:06) Fuck. Speaker 2 (6:07) Oh, that's dark. Dark, bro. Wow. On purpose. Speaker 1 (6:12) No, man. Speaker 2 (6:13) I might just whistle. Might just whistle, bro. Speaker 1 (6:17) Oh, that's scary. Right. Worst thing you've done at work. Standard. I called in sick and accidentally posted myself at brunch. My boss liked the post. Speaker 3 (6:27) They Speaker 2 (6:28) ask mind games. Mind... If I'm the boss, I would love that. I would love that. I'll comment as well. Looks lovely. Speaker 1 (6:36) Yeah. Wow. Speaker 2 (6:38) Mind games, Speaker 1 (6:40) bro. Speaker 2 (6:40) My office, 9am. Fuck. Brunch is ruined. Yeah, mind games. It's like you know you're in trouble. It's like when you're in trouble with your parents and school finishes so quick. It's 9am and you know you're in trouble from 4. Between 9 and 4, you can't Speaker 1 (6:55) think straight, bro. That was like when a... That was me whenever a kid challenged me to box after school. Speaker 1 (7:03) Gates. 3.30, bro. Meet me at the gates. It's Speaker 2 (7:07) the Speaker 1 (7:07) fastest day of school ever. Speaker 2 (7:08) You Speaker 1 (7:08) can't think straight, bro. At lunchtime, you think, fuck, it's lunch already. Speaker 2 (7:11) I've got one Speaker 1 (7:12) and a half hours left. I remember there was one time, I think I've told you this story before, where this kid Rory wanted to beat me up after school, bro. Yeah. Met me at 9.30, because he was excluded. He peered through the gates and told my boy to come get me. Nah, bro. Nah. And then my boys come to me like, Roy's at the gates on speech. I said, what? Speaker 1 (7:32) He's not even allowed on campus. What's he doing? He said, yeah, it's outside the gates. He said, get James. I said, what? Speaker 1 (7:40) I've gone out there and my man's like, you, me, after school, here, bro. I said, I'm going to fucking bat at you, bro. because I was linking his thing. I Speaker 2 (7:50) think I told you. Speaker 1 (7:51) You remember Brock Hart, bro? Speaker 2 (7:52) Remember Brock Hart? He said, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I'm going to batter you, bro. My blood will run cold. Cold, bro. Speaker 1 (7:59) I'm not digesting any information that day. The whole day, bro, I was shaking. And then my boys were like, are you shook? Are you shook? Speaker 1 (8:10) And then homegirl came crying to me. Why? Because she knew I was going to get crocked. She said, I just heard what happened. I said, stop crying. I said, no. She said, this always happens. He won't let me go. Oh, my God. He's a fighter. Yeah. And then some girl asked, why are you crying? She said, because my ex-boyfriend is going to beat the shit out of my new boyfriend. I was like, oh, everyone knows he's going to fuck me up, bro. This guy loved to fight. Fuck that, man. He loved to fight, bro. Fuck that. Yeah, it was hell. I got out of it in the end, but it was hell. I think we had athletics after school. I sprinted to the coach. I sprinted to the coach. I never know, what are you doing, bro? I've got athletics. I'm Speaker 2 (8:51) not missing Speaker 1 (8:52) athletics to bang you out, bro. I dodged him daily. Fair, fair. But then I learned he just wanted eyes on it because then I seen him on a one-on-one thing on the field when I was playing out with my boys and it was just me, him and one of my boys. Man spudded me like it was normal. Speaker 3 (9:09) Joke, man. Speaker 1 (9:10) Bastard, bro. Mind games. Yeah, mind games. He just wanted to cause a scene. Yeah, fair play. Scariest day of my life. I've never felt fear like that. And then trying to mask it like I'm on it. That's the worst. That's Speaker 2 (9:21) the Speaker 1 (9:21) worst, bro. Mask it. Because I can't even confide in my boys. Trying to mask it all day, bro. I wanted to cry my eyes out. Thank God I didn't have to fight him, bro. Speaker 2 (9:33) Oh, God. He would have. I'm watching Ali Cats at the moment. That's Ricky Gervais' team. He's Speaker 1 (9:39) a pussy. Speaker 2 (9:42) There's a thing. It's a show about cats. And he's a cat. And he's got his bredrens are also cats as well. There's a ting that he likes, but has a man. Wham! wham yeah and then one of these boys is also wham and he's like you scared of him right you fucking scared of him do you want me to take him for you he's Speaker 1 (10:01) like Speaker 2 (10:01) nah i ain't scared of no he said i'm not scared of anything i'll fucking bang him there's a time where um she he sees homegirl crying taps on her shoulder say oh my boyfriend's such a waste man blah blah blah blah he puts his hand on her shoulder she looks at him gave it you know that slow-mo look they're in love the boyfriend comes out what what you did he's blood runs cold. He turns around, he's all timid. He's like, me, you, right now, bro. And he's like, fuck it, I've got to square up. And then he's bredging that's hand. She's like, do you want me to take them for you? You sure you got this, yeah? He's like, nah, nah, I got this, bro. Pounces on Speaker 1 (10:34) it. Speaker 2 (10:34) Beats the living daylight out of him. Speaker 1 (10:37) That's my worst fear. The living daylight out of him. That's Speaker 2 (10:39) my Speaker 1 (10:39) worst fear. All right, let's talk about it seriously. Okay. If me, if a brother, a one brother squared up to me now, would you... Because we're grown ass men. Yeah. And there's no point playing coy. Okay. If a breafer for some reason squares up in there and he's wham, I might turn to you and be like, help. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you down? I'd have to. I don't Speaker 2 (11:04) know Speaker 1 (11:04) where I'd start. Speaker 1 (11:07) Well, yeah, I would yeah help and I might start asking strangers for help Because I feel I'm so past it. Yeah. Do you Speaker 2 (11:14) know what? It's one of those ones where Speaker 2 (11:17) I won't even, I don't think I'd even think like a fighter. I think, you know when women are fighting, they draw for the jugular. And Speaker 1 (11:25) hair. Yeah, hair. So Speaker 2 (11:26) I would Speaker 1 (11:26) literally, one of these ones, balls, anything to weaken Speaker 2 (11:29) him. Listen! Anything to weaken him. This is a perfect point. I'm going Speaker 1 (11:34) to put this out to the streets. If anyone's got a problem with me. Maybe I fucked your girl once upon a time. Sorry, if I ever see you, James, just know your balls are getting kicked, my bro. I don't play by the rules. I'm saying fine. There's no rules. There's no rules. Speaker 2 (11:46) Road. Speaker 1 (11:47) We're on Speaker 2 (11:47) road, bro. There's no rules. Spinks Gonzalez, bro. Yeah, there's no rules. Your balls are getting pelted. Yeah, bro. I'm weakening it. Yeah, I'll Speaker 1 (11:55) dig your eyes. Facts, bro. I don't care. Facts, bro. I'll do whatever it takes, bro. Get off my boy. None of this straight Speaker 2 (12:01) up. Nah, bro. Yeah, bro. Speaker 1 (12:06) These ones, bro, straight Speaker 2 (12:07) to the throat. God. Speaker 1 (12:09) All Speaker 2 (12:10) of that, bro. All of that. Speaker 1 (12:12) Yeah, bro. Yeah, straight. Crop McGraw, bro. Whatever, bro. Whatever. I'll squeeze your dick, bro. I don't even care. Speaker 3 (12:20) That's worse. Speaker 1 (12:23) Don't let me get hold of it. I'm squeezing that bitch. Speaker 1 (12:32) Oh, I can't tell you. That's brazy. Oh, Speaker 2 (12:35) fuck. That's funny. Yeah, Speaker 1 (12:37) you might be so disappointed to see me win a fight nowadays. Because I'm taking whatever God gives me. Yeah, facts, bro. Whatever appendage is free. Facts, bro. Yeah. Oh, that's so funny. If a man's got his hands up, I'll bend his finger back. Yeah, Speaker 2 (12:49) facts, Speaker 1 (12:50) bro. Whatever it takes. Speaker 2 (12:50) Anything, bro. Speaker 1 (12:51) I'm biting as well. Speaker 2 (12:52) I was just about to say I'm biting. I was just about to say I'm biting. Speaker 2 (12:58) Easily. I won't let go as well. I won't let go as well. Speaker 2 (13:03) Fuck. 100%, bro. Yeah, Speaker 1 (13:04) I'm a Speaker 2 (13:04) cheat. Speaker 1 (13:05) Yeah. I'm a cheat. I won't let go. I'm Speaker 2 (13:07) biting you, bro. Yeah. You want to fuck around. You found out, bro. I'm the Speaker 1 (13:12) wrong one. You want to scramble me at my big age. 18, 19, bro. 100%. It was all. Nah, bro. This big age, I'm biting you. I'm biting you, bro. Squeezing that dick off. Off. Speaker 1 (13:31) Oh god, so funny. Yeah, man. Speaker 2 (13:33) You might not even believe what I'm willing to do. I don't give a fuck. Oh, that's funny. That's fucking funny. Oh, Speaker 1 (13:41) yeah, 100%, bro. Thank God Speaker 2 (13:45) we're on the same page. Thank Speaker 1 (13:45) God. I don't want any judgment. Speaker 2 (13:48) No, no, no, no, never. Speaker 1 (13:50) Never, bro. Who are we? Right, where were we? Worst mistake you ever made at work, bro. Working in HR, I would always fool around with the candidates during onboarding process. Occasionally... After someone's drug screen, I walk out with the most sarcastic, oh man, you didn't pass. It was so funny. Until one day, a woman freaked out. She was a recovering addict. And she'd only just got her kids back. Speaker 1 (14:23) Stop. She said she was so triggered. She had tears in her eyes and said, if she relapses, it's my fault. Nah. Nah. I know I did wrong, but nah, you're not paying that on me. You're not paying that on me. Speaker 2 (14:37) I pray Speaker 1 (14:38) I never Speaker 2 (14:38) see Speaker 1 (14:38) you again. Speaker 2 (14:40) I pray I never see you again. If I relapse, Speaker 1 (14:42) it's Speaker 2 (14:42) your fault. Bro, she Speaker 1 (14:43) literally said, never saw her again. And I cry every time I think about it. Fuck. Oh, Speaker 2 (14:47) that's dark. That's the darkest one. That's the darkest one. Fuck, Speaker 1 (14:50) bro. Speaker 2 (14:50) I just got my kids back. Bro, I was joking. This is why you just can't say shit to random people. You don't Speaker 1 (14:57) know Speaker 2 (14:57) people's Speaker 1 (14:57) stories. You can't, bro. I Speaker 2 (14:59) only just got my kids Speaker 1 (14:59) back. That's dark. It's very dark. That's when I get nervous. So what I didn't I obviously didn't know that I'm Speaker 3 (15:06) fucking Speaker 1 (15:07) Bro, I'm joking I'm supposed to know Fair. You should be annoyed. I shouldn't be making those jokes. I work in HR for Christ's sake I Speaker 2 (15:18) need to spice up my day bro. Yeah, I like I need to spice up my day. Yeah, I work Speaker 1 (15:21) in HR but I also work Speaker 2 (15:22) in HR Exactly bro. They're boring. I need to spice up my day. Speaker 1 (15:26) Yeah, fucking with you newbies is where I get my kicks Right anyway The last thing you've done at work. Speaker 1 (15:34) A man asked if his non-fat frappe was going to make him skinny. And I said, let's hope. Speaker 1 (15:41) Yeah, the whole room was shit. Yeah, let's hope wow. Sorry. Yeah doc. Sorry doc. That's in a face Speaker 1 (15:51) Right. Speaker 1 (15:53) Next, I didn't realize I was helping out Neil Diamond. I asked for his name for the transaction and a Neil Diamond song was conveniently playing at the same time. Oh, God. He said, same name as the guy on the radio. I said, I ain't got a clue whose song this is. Speaker 2 (16:09) Fair. Speaker 1 (16:09) Fair. Speaker 2 (16:10) Fair. Fair. I'm not of your era. Serves you right. Yeah, facts, bro. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Same guy as the Speaker 1 (16:16) name on the radio. What? Who is that? Fair, bro. So they'll come out and be like, it's Neil Diamond. I'd say that next time. I wouldn't. If I'm Neil. Yeah, I would. I would charge whatever this is and come back next week. Speaker 2 (16:30) Hang my head in shame. Yeah. Same as an. I'm washed. Speaker 1 (16:33) Yeah. Facts. I'm washed, bro. Literally. Speaker 2 (16:35) I thought it was him for years. I'm washed. Brother. Speaker 2 (16:39) I Speaker 1 (16:39) don't know Speaker 2 (16:40) who that is. Neither do I, bro. Young or old. I don't know any version of him. Yeah. These men were getting away with hair Speaker 1 (16:47) murder in the 70s. These men could do whatever they... Back then, the more feminine you looked, the more pussy you got. Speaker 2 (16:55) Facts, bro. Prince was the king. No pun intended. Speaker 1 (16:58) Prince was outside. Yeah, bro. In that purple. Yeah, yeah, Speaker 2 (17:03) yeah. Speaker 1 (17:04) Tight, tight things on. Chest out. Wow this far right? That's a mugshot. No brother. What is that? How? Speaker 2 (17:16) Yeah, bro. Speaker 1 (17:17) How? They loved it. Yeah, they did. Where's Speaker 2 (17:20) he from? Speaker 1 (17:20) Yeah, but I was going to say, I was just going to say, where's he from? Bro, I don't know. Speaker 2 (17:27) I Speaker 1 (17:27) don't know. He looks all Speaker 2 (17:29) sorts. Yeah, let's Speaker 1 (17:30) give him like Moroccan, African Speaker 2 (17:32) -American, Speaker 1 (17:32) obviously. But yeah, where is he from, bro? Yeah, I don't know, bro. If I was a stereotypical, like, mask male back then. and I'm seeing man like Prince scooping up all the pussy, I'll be so livid. Speaker 2 (17:45) Livid, Speaker 1 (17:46) bro. I'll Speaker 2 (17:47) be so livid. Especially if you're in that, or if the era is in that transitional phase of like men looking like more masculine rather than like the Prince-esque looking type. I'll be Speaker 1 (17:58) like, bro, what am I doing wrong? Speaker 2 (17:59) What's going on, bro? I can't wear this skin tight thing. Yeah, bro, I can't get away with this. I can't get away with that. Speaker 1 (18:04) Yeah. Facts. This disco era. Scooping pussy. I'll be uncomfortable. Trying to get on board with this thing. I'll be uncomfortable. I'm Speaker 2 (18:14) not on Speaker 1 (18:14) it, bro. I'm not on it. But then I'm going to the shubs and man, I'm cleaning up. Doing all this, bro. Yeah, Speaker 2 (18:21) yeah, Speaker 1 (18:21) yeah. Look at this tank Speaker 2 (18:22) top. Speaker 1 (18:23) Yeah, Speaker 2 (18:23) cleaning, bro. Bro, these, Speaker 1 (18:25) ah, these little getting away with murder. Murder, bro. The day I go to the dance trying it, I know you man will bully me. I wouldn't stop. I wouldn't stop bullying you. I know, I know, I know. Well, how dare you, bro? Yeah, I know. Because I know Speaker 2 (18:39) you've done this for Percy. Of course. And now you Speaker 1 (18:41) look like a twat. Yeah, of course I look like a twat, bro. My hair will be picked out. Picked out, bro. Damn. I always wondered what my dad was doing back then. Speaker 1 (18:52) because this is like this is what like 80s yeah that was that was my dad's time my dad had a flat top i remember you telling me i can't imagine that what Speaker 3 (19:00) a yes Speaker 1 (19:01) he had the fresh prince bro yeah yeah he was going for it i can't imagine Speaker 2 (19:05) that bro Speaker 1 (19:05) so i don't know what he was he i don't know who he was scooping in the dark same with my pops because i since all i've known my pops is bald Speaker 2 (19:12) yeah Speaker 1 (19:13) i've Speaker 2 (19:13) seen pictures of him with hair and mustache and all that but my my dad ain't got a hair on his face yeah from his eyebrows and i can't get hair on his Speaker 1 (19:19) face that's Speaker 2 (19:20) all Speaker 1 (19:21) i've known for Speaker 2 (19:22) as long as i remember but seeing old pictures of him thinking i know he was doing stuff back in Speaker 1 (19:27) it really i just know it yeah bro i know i knew my dad was outside bro outside Speaker 2 (19:32) uh Speaker 1 (19:33) yeah yeah and obviously my dad likes white things okay so he was i know he was he was Speaker 2 (19:40) just you Speaker 1 (19:40) said he used to go to london to rave in it Speaker 2 (19:42) my dad well my dad's from london oh Oh, your mom came to London. That's how they met, innit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So your mom came to London. They met in Speaker 1 (19:49) London. So yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. The snow bunny is that word. Looking to experiment. I know my dad was just there. Speaker 2 (19:59) Just there, bro. What's Speaker 1 (20:00) up? What's up, bro? Yeah. Come try this. Let's try it. Let's figure it out. And then, c'est la vie. Here I am. Right. Cool. Next up, fell asleep in my car on my 30 minute break and woke up two hours later. I just drove off. Speaker 1 (20:20) 100 % Fair 100 % bro Yeah because I'd rather Speaker 2 (20:24) Face the The next day and be like Oh what happened yesterday And make up a lie Rather than Where have you been For the past few hours That What Speaker 1 (20:32) can I possibly say Possibly say bro Asleep in my car Yeah and Speaker 2 (20:37) where have you been For the past few hours Speaker 1 (20:38) Fuck And Speaker 2 (20:39) you Speaker 1 (20:40) know your eyes Are bloodshot Bro I'd wake up delirious Fucking delirious You must have been knackered Yeah bro There was a few times in my previous career I felt that tiredness. Speaker 2 (20:53) I Speaker 1 (20:53) felt that level of tiredness. fuck right next one i was a hostess at a restaurant a customer came up to me and said God. A customer came up to me and let me know that the back of my dress was tucked into my thong. Speaker 2 (21:12) How do you not feel that breeze, bro? How do you not feel that breeze, bro? Speaker 1 (21:18) There's nothing that would make me recover from that embarrassment. Damn. There's nothing I could do to recover from that embarrassment. Right. A couple more. One time, this lady's... One time, this lady's kid was being super hyper and running around. So I jokingly was like, aw, did someone have too much sugar? She says, nah, he has autism. Speaker 1 (21:44) That's why you Speaker 2 (21:44) gotta mind your business. Bro, this is why I don't speak to strangers. This is why you gotta mind your business, bro. Fuck. That's Pete. Because now it's all... Now, what do you say? Yeah, Speaker 1 (21:55) I lie. Same. Yeah, what do you say? Speaker 2 (21:57) Do you say I'm Speaker 1 (21:58) sorry? Yeah. I'm Speaker 2 (21:59) sorry Speaker 1 (21:59) that my child... What are you sorry for? What the fuck are you sorry for, bro? He's cool. Yeah, he's calm, bro. Speaker 2 (22:04) Yeah, that's right. I didn't mean that. Because I know them kind of mums get aggy. They're protective. Speaker 1 (22:10) Them lioness mums are protective. You can't say sorry, you can't say shit. Yeah, you can't say shit, bro. But it's a whole gang. Yeah, fair enough, bro. Yeah, because there's not a right answer you can say. You say sorry, what the fuck are you sorry for? Facts, bro. I feel like, oh, okay, cool. Why is it cool? What's cool about Speaker 2 (22:23) it? Speaker 1 (22:23) Fuck you know about cool? Why you slept in six years? Speaker 1 (22:27) No, we fucking non-verbal bro fucking about cool You don't know my life We don't know his life. Don't you ever talk to me about cool? Good boy working in fucking target. Let's talk to me about cool Speaker 1 (22:43) Bro! Don't chat to me about Kool. There's nothing you can say. At all, bro. Speaker 2 (22:49) That's so fucking funny. Fuck. Speaker 1 (22:52) Right, last one. Alright. What's the worst thing you've done at work? One time. Speaker 2 (23:12) Oh my god, I'm seeing stuff. Yeah. Speaker 1 (23:15) I haven't seen you break like that in a minute, bro. That's funny. Fuck. Speaker 2 (23:19) Oh, Speaker 1 (23:19) bro. Speaker 1 (23:21) Oh, Jesus. Speaker 1 (23:27) Alright. One time, one time when I was at a bank. Fuck I forgot in America. They have drive-thru banks in it. Okay. We've seen that nah, bro Yeah, they go drive with everything but I go drive through banks in America one time when I worked out drive up a bank drive-up window Yeah, I asked the guy if he wanted a treat for his dog in the back because I saw something curly-headed moving around He said that's his mum Speaker 2 (23:59) I'm just sliding the window, bro. I'm just gonna slide the window closed. Speaker 1 (24:03) Oh Speaker 2 (24:03) my Speaker 1 (24:03) god. Do you want a treat for your