Oh My Gosselin! | RHONY Recap

Reality with The King

Carlos King recaps the third episode of RHONY Season 16, diving into the scandalous allegations surrounding the new cast members. He explore

Key takeaways

• Hailey's history includes a college dismissal due to weed use and a notable mugshot.
• Carlos speculates that Hailey is currently in a 'lavender marriage'.

Main topics

• RHONY Season 16 Recap
• Hailey and the Gosselin controversy

Notable quotes

The bob ain't bobbing. The bangs ain't banging.

Conclusion

A high-energy deep dive into the interpersonal drama and scandalous ru

Transcript preview

Speaker 7 (0:00) This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. Lisa, tell them about our new show. We have a new podcast. It's called Don't Lie to Me. I'm Lexi Iwano. We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart. And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references, occasionally different opinions. And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all. Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes, good taste is my business. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Speaker 7 (0:35) Hi, this is Kylie Brakeman, Angela Geratana, Speaker 1 (0:38) Jeremy Colhane, Patrick McDonald, and Speaker 7 (0:40) we're the hosts of the Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists podcast, the Speaker 1 (0:43) improvised character comedy podcast, where each week a new panel of artists discuss their craft. Join us for a panel of Eurovision participants. Speaker 7 (0:52) And we do a little Halloween sometimes. Does the Pope dress up? He winks on Halloween. Speaker 6 (0:58) He gets right up next to the microphone. Speaker 7 (1:00) I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other. Speaker 6 (1:03) You've never seen Italy so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween. Speaker 7 (1:08) Listen to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists every Thursday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Speaker 5 (1:16) I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator, and host of Scam Goddess Podcast. The true crime comedy podcast all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice it. Each week I bring on an amazing guest. Speaker 6 (1:28) Ooh, I scammed him. What? I could talk to you for an hour. Speaker 5 (1:31) You're a generational yapper, like me. That's why I had to make yapping a job. And now you can catch full episodes of my show on YouTube. Start listening to Scam Goddess on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Speaker 5 (1:46) So like by age Speaker 1 (1:47) 11 or so, at least 70 % have a phone. Speaker 8 (1:50) I'm Dr. Joy, and this is Therapy for Black Girls. We spend our surviving middle school run getting into what's happening inside your kid's brain, the group chat, and their friendships, and what you can do about it. Speaker 1 (2:01) Your child is not doing this on purpose. Speaker 8 (2:04) That's the kind of perspective we've been pulling from the psychologists and psychiatrists who study this for a living. Listen to Therapy for Black Girls on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Speaker 3 (2:15) Self-care September is your reminder to slow down, check in with yourself, get off your phone, and maybe ask, why am I like this? I'm Gemma Speck, host of the Psychology of Your 20s podcast, and this month we're helping you make sense of the person that you are becoming, from setting boundaries and navigating friendships, to understanding anxiety, confidence, relationships, and attachment. Sometimes our biggest decisions, without us even realizing it, aren't driven by what we truly want, but by what will prevent us from feeling lonely or being alone. Listen to The Psychology of Your 20s on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Speaker 4 (2:57) Hi, I'm Michael Imperioli. I want to tell you about my new podcast, Underground Zero. We're looking at the opportunity of a lifetime for us and the other families. It's about the aftermath of the 9-11 attacks. What's in the tunnels? Speaker 4 (3:20) Hey, it's Alec Baldwin. This season on my podcast, Here's the Thing, I talk to actor Stephen Root. Speaker 8 (3:33) I'm a people watcher. You see that guy going down the drain and go... Yeah, I can use that. Speaker 4 (3:37) And Open Igloo co-founder Alia Mohamed. Speaker 5 (3:40) I love staying on top of what is going on in our city, what is on renters' minds, and taking all of that knowledge to build a platform that hopefully is going to make New York City better in the long run. Speaker 4 (3:52) Listen to Here's the Thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Speaker 2 (4:03) Reality with the King is hosted by me, Carlos King. I'm an executive producer who have produced some of your favorite shows from the Real Housewives of Atlanta, New Jersey, and my own creation, the Love and Marriage franchise and Bell Collective. Every episode, we recap reality television from the Real Housewives franchise to The Bachelor or Selling Sunset, in addition to celebrity guests. whether in the unscripted space or scripted as well. Speaker 2 (4:35) Hey, Raindrops. On today's episode of Reality with the King, we are getting into the third episode, season 16 of The Real Housewives of New York City. And let me tell y'all something. Three times a charm. And then there were three. DC3, The Supremes, Trifecta, Triangle, Threesome. I'm trying to find all the good. Lower Carlos King, not Threesome Child. Look, I am trying to find all of the things to describe the number three because in this third episode, I know I said this for the premiere, the second episode, I'm saying it again for the third consecutive episode. Bitches, Roni is back. I literally sit and watch. This season, dare I say, like appointment television. Okay, so here's a gag. Y'all know I'm busy. I have a lot going on. I am the owner, founder, CEO, president, and also a client of my own production company, Kingdom Rain Entertainment. I have a few shows on the air. I have to watch cuts, have meetings, pitch shows, and you know, I have a podcast. Speaker 2 (5:59) I drop eight episodes a week now because we have three Housewives airing. We have Love and Marriage Huntsville that's airing. Ultimate Girls Trip. It's a whole thing, right? In addition to my Monday Night Live, I have a lot going on. So normally I will watch my shows that I recap. You know, sometimes the next day on Peacock, okay, sometimes, this is so bad, do not repeat this to the people in the industry because they'll be mad at me, but I'm just busy, so I don't have time often to sit in front of a TV to watch a show. Okay, so between us raindrops. Speaker 2 (6:42) sometimes I will go on a few of these Instagram pages and watch the clips so I can like watch it, you know, in that way, like quick, quick moments. Child, it's not often, but if I am like traveling, have a lot going on, no shade. That's like my cheat sheet. No shade. I'm just giving y'all the real. Baby, Roni is becoming the show where last night I was like, what do I watch? Do I watch, you know, my scripted shows on Apple TV? Pop the balloon on YouTube. Speaker 2 (7:19) No, bitch. I said, wait, it's Tuesday. I get to watch Roni in real time. And I'm so glad I did. Great episode. Let's get right into it. Look, we have Jaisal and Hailey playing pickleball. Y'all know I love Hailey. As of now, Desi is my fave of the new girlies. But Hailey is somebody who I love. extraordinarily. I just think she's one of those women who was made to be on television, unlike Jessel. We'll get to that in a second. And I know that's unpopular. I'm being silly when I say that. I do have to read Jessel, but stay tuned for that. Okay, Jessel, if you're listening, you're a great housewife. I just got to drag you a bit because you tried it. So... We'll get to that much later, so stay tuned for the dragation of Jessa. Okay. Speaker 2 (8:21) Haley is super interesting. And the reason why she is, because I feel like every episode we learn more and more about her. We got a chance to meet her mother in this episode. They did a FaceTime. I enjoyed it. Her mother is a wackadoo in the best compliment possible. Her mother reminds me of Jennifer Tilly. Look, not from Beverly Hills, Carlos. Jennifer Tilly had a career way before she was a friend of Carlos King. The actress, Jennifer Tilly, who happens to be a friend to the show on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. There you go. I cleaned it up. Okay. Hailey's mom reminds me of Jennifer Tilly. Just like super funny, super unassuming. Just like, you know, says what she means. And she's quirky. She's wacky. And you get to see where Hailey gets it from. Speaker 2 (9:18) In this episode, as she's talking to Jesso, we do learn that she pretty much got taken off of the... She got dismissed from the team when she was in college. Tennis team, I believe, because she was smoking weed and had a mug shot. And when they showed her mugshot, she looked like a completely different person. She made reference to the eyebrows. Besides the eyebrows, baby, it was the face. It was everything. Like, she looks like a completely different person. It was given before and after of Dorit. If you've ever seen Dorit's before and after, Dorit looks like her first name was Dorito. Like, that's the jarring difference. Okay? Hailey looked like Eminem, the rapper, before she... The way she looks now, she's a beautiful girl, but it was giving Marshall Mathers no shade. I wasn't... It was jarring to me. I had to watch 8 Mile afterwards. In the shower this morning, I was singing Lose Yourself from the soundtrack of 8 Mile. I'm just saying, it was giving Marshall Mathers no shade. But now... Haley looks amazed. I'm here for it. I'm here for it. By the way, I am fascinated with before and after pics because I love to see the noticeable tweaks and measures a person does to their appearance. I'm fascinated by that. I could be alone in that. That's fine. I am super fascinated by it. But we also learn that she pretty much is in a marriage where she's allowed to have girlfriends. Now, I know people are saying she's in a lavender marriage. The reason why I don't know if we should call it that. It's because from the definition that I've learned, okay, a lavender marriage is where both parties are a part of the LGBT plus community. And unless I missed it, I... Speaker 2 (11:48) Oh, I got that wrong. Okay, I was wrong. I was wrong. I read that wrong. So I finally Googled it. So I was wrong. Okay, so here's the definition. A lavender marriage is a marriage of convenience between a man and a woman where one... Speaker 2 (12:07) or both partners are a part of the LGBTQIA plus community. Got it. It's not both is one. Got it. So she is in a lavender marriage. Okay. Okay. All right. I was wrong. There you go. So she is in one. Speaker 2 (12:26) Her husband,