1057. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Rejects Iran MOU Extension, Europe's Tallest Virgin Mary Statue & Cubs-White Sox Fan Brawl

REAL AF with Andy Frisella - Andy Frisella

In this episode of 'Show: REAL AF with Andy Frisella,' Andy and DJ CTI dive into a mix of current events, bizarre trivia, and internet culture. The conversation kicks off with a humorous exchange about Andy's tanning routine involving stolen bikes and grape energy drinks, followed by

Key takeaways

• Trump has rejected extending a memorandum of understanding with Iran, signaling a shift away from diplomatic efforts despite rising oil prices and regional instability.
• The Middle East conflict appears to be entering another prolonged phase, reminiscent of past U.S. military interventions without clear resolutions.

Main topics

• Tupac's alleged self-inflicted injury and its impact on his legacy
• Trump's rejection of Iran MOU extension and Middle East tensions

Notable quotes

"If you got one ball, don't lie. Don't front on your one ball. Don't disrespect your other ball."

"We really tried peace deals. They've tried everything. It's not really happening."

Conclusion

The episode blends absurd humor with serious geopolitical commentary, highlighting how

Transcript preview

Speaker 1 (0:16) What Speaker 5 (0:16) is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusion. Welcome to Motherfucking Reality, guys. Today we have Andy and Speaker 7 (0:27) DJ. Who's the motherfucking in it? Speaker 5 (0:29) That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. We're just going to get right into it. Don't forget to pay the fee. The fee is very simple. We don't run ads on this show. We're the biggest show in the world that doesn't run ads. If you like the show, do us a favor and share. It's the only way that it grows. All right. That's our little exchange. We're not going to fill your mind with a bunch of bullshit. Well, we are, but I'm not going to get paid to do it. And we just ask that you share the show, man. Share the clips. Help us get out there. Bring people in. So don't be a hoe. Share the show. Speaker 7 (0:59) All right. What's up? Dude, what is the secret? You are getting fucking black. I'm honestly worried. What are you doing? Speaker 7 (1:10) Well, I have a protocol I Speaker 5 (1:13) start with a grape energy drink in Speaker 7 (1:15) the Speaker 5 (1:15) morning And the first thing I do every day, you know And I used to go out and I thought that like sunlight made the most that's right difference, right? What I do now is I steal a bike Speaker 5 (1:29) That's what I do. So I start my day with a grape energy and a stolen bike and I'm getting tan. I love it. Yeah. It's working. I know. It's fucking working, dog. Speaker 7 (1:37) Dude, you're getting dark, bro. Yeah. Speaker 5 (1:39) You Speaker 7 (1:39) kind of look like you're starting to get like a little, like a little stinny in you. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. Like I'm going to start a cell. Speaker 7 (1:50) Some fucking snack bars. Yeah. Aloha. Speaker 5 (1:53) I do like the Aloha snack bar. Jose. Yeah. Who doesn't? That's right. You Speaker 7 (1:57) know what Speaker 5 (1:57) I'm Speaker 1 (1:57) saying? Speaker 5 (1:57) Yeah. Yeah. Speaker 7 (1:58) No, man. You're good. Everything good. You're looking good. Feeling good. You know, guys, it's great to be back with you. We, and I thought. Speaker 7 (2:07) you know, with this show. Got a brand new segment. Speaker 5 (2:10) Oh, okay. Let's Speaker 7 (2:11) do it. All right. Yeah, you with it? Speaker 5 (2:13) Brand Speaker 7 (2:14) new segment. I guess so. Yeah, let's find out. Brand new segment is a fun fact of the day. Speaker 5 (2:19) All right. All Speaker 7 (2:20) right. So, you know, always be learning. Speaker 5 (2:22) Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You learn something new every day. It's Speaker 7 (2:24) core Speaker 5 (2:24) value. Speaker 7 (2:25) Okay. Did you know? That Tupac had only one testicle. Speaker 5 (2:30) Nope. Speaker 7 (2:30) You didn't know that? Speaker 5 (2:31) Nope. I Speaker 7 (2:33) didn't. I don't know Speaker 5 (2:33) why I would know that. Speaker 7 (2:35) Well, I mean, you're a Tupac fan, Speaker 5 (2:37) right? I mean, yeah, but I'm not that big of a fan. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, Speaker 7 (2:43) dude had one testicle. Yeah. And this is all coming out. It's being revealed in this new memoir or documentary thing coming out. And it's actually kind of, it's a really crazy story. Speaker 5 (3:01) Tupac's humiliating, intimate disfigurement revealed and how his lies to cover it up led to his murder. Yeah. It's Speaker 7 (3:10) kind of twisted. It might be a little tabloid, you know. Yeah. But no, dude, it's coming from real, like, you know, witnesses to it. So, you know, when we were kids, Speaker 5 (3:18) dude, we had Speaker 7 (3:19) this magazine. Speaker 5 (3:20) All right. Like when you went, no, not that kind of magazine. We had those too. Not that guy We had this other kind yeah, all right, and you went to the grocery store and at right before you checked out They were like there was this magazine. It was called the Enquirer. Oh, Speaker 7 (3:38) yeah, Speaker 5 (3:38) and the Enquirer was like all the fake bullshit bullshit yeah, man, and now I feel like The entire internet has become the inquirer. Yeah, you know what I mean? We'll be Goldberg. Yeah everything is just ridiculous shit So Tupac had one test had one ball and that's why he killed him. They killed him because he lied about it That's right. All right. So if you got one ball, don't lie Don't front don't front on your one ball. Don't disrespect your other ball You know what I'm saying? Well, it gives a whole new meaning to Biggie Smalls. Yeah. Speaker 7 (4:16) Yeah. There you Speaker 5 (4:17) go. You know Speaker 7 (4:18) what I'm saying? No, but dude, apparently, so there's this new piece. It's a book that's coming out called Only God Can Judge Me. For having a ball. That's right. The author is a guy named Jeff Perlman, and he's writing this book, and he's going through, and he's interviewing these people. And so apparently what happened, you know, Tupac was killed in Las Vegas in 96, right? But in 1994, in a recording studio in New York City, where he was going to record and was going to make like seven grand or something for this session or whatever, he goes to this recording studio and he claims the story came out that, you know, he was shot. And Tupac claimed that he was shot five times in his New York City studio in 1994. But the author has revealed that the rapper mistakenly shot himself firing a bullet into his own penis. OK, wounding his testicle. Quote, he shot himself, said EMT Ron Johnson. Who was called to the scene. There's no doubt about it. The way he explained it all happening from the distance he described, there would have been powder burns everywhere. He told me he was shot. He told me how it happened, but the way the bullet wound up in his leg, the way it went through his balls, the angle it took, he was clearly reaching for his piece. So apparently what happened was, you know, this was before he had security before he had, you know, an entourage. He was going there by himself with, he Speaker 5 (5:52) reached into his pants and he, Fucking accidentally shot himself. A Speaker 7 (5:55) little cheddar bob accident. This shit happens. Yeah, it happens, dude. But he actually did get shot. Like, it was a setup, basically. So he got shot Speaker 5 (6:02) four times. Right. Once by Speaker 7 (6:04) himself. Once by himself. Correct. That's what started the whole shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And, yeah, it happened all in the fucking elevator. Well, how did that start the beef, though, bro? Because he did Speaker 5 (6:17) get shot. I remember this. Speaker 8 (6:21) Like in a studio session Speaker 7 (6:22) together I had type of ties because they're actually like best friends Yeah before this happened and when it happened, you know, supposedly it was biggie or something like that So that's how it all kind of happened. Speaker 5 (6:33) Well, I think we all know it wasn't biggie. It was fucking puffy. That's right Yeah, that's facts absolute facts. Speaker 7 (6:39) Yeah, you got shot in the head It was a graze room, but you know get hit in the head and stuff. Yeah You know, he was shot a total of three times One in the head, one in the hand, and then the one self-inflicted to the one testicle. So, yeah, the more you know. Fun fact of the day. Well, yeah. I think he still did fine. You know, I mean, apparently. I mean, look, man, there's lots of dudes with one ball. Speaker 5 (7:02) Are there? Yeah, man. People get like testicular things and have to have them removed and shit like that. Speaker 7 (7:09) You good? Speaker 5 (7:09) Oh, I'm good. Okay. I'm good. Yeah, no, I got two. Yeah. Speaker 7 (7:18) I'm just saying Speaker 5 (7:19) like I'm not like I'm not judges some dude cuz he's got one ball. It's kind of gay Yeah, you know like to judge them not not just having one. It's like I don't Speaker 7 (7:28) know like Speaker 5 (7:29) I don't really care Yeah, Speaker 7 (7:30) no, I feel that that's fine. Speaker 5 (7:32) Yeah, Speaker 7 (7:32) I mean I don't what? Speaker 8 (7:37) My search history is all screwed up now. Apparently, there's a condition called monarchism where one in 500 male births, they only are born with one testicle. Speaker 7 (7:50) Yeah? One in 500 people? Speaker 8 (7:51) One in 5 Speaker 4 (7:52) ,000. Oh. One in 5,000. And then Speaker 8 (7:54) medical removal, physical trauma, and all that stuff. Speaker 7 (7:57) One Speaker 8 (7:58) in 5 Speaker 7 (7:58) ,000. Somebody you Speaker 8 (7:59) know has one. Speaker 7 (8:01) So we had Summer Smash. You're telling me a dude out there likely only had one testicle. Probably a few of them. Yeah. Speaker 5 (8:09) They Speaker 7 (8:10) can pair up. Speaker 5 (8:10) You know what I'm saying? Speaker 7 (8:11) That's right. That's right. Unity, dog. Speaker 5 (8:13) Yeah. Speaker 7 (8:14) Hell yeah, man. Well, guys, that's fun fact of the day. Hope you made it better today. Let's get into it, man. We got a lot to cover. There's a lot of stuff going on. Guys, remember, if you would like to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfrisella.com. You guys can check the link there for you. That being said, headline number one. Been a minute. Let's update in the Middle East what's happening. All right. This comes out today. Trump says the United States not seeking memorandum of understanding extension with Iran as Brent crude oil tops $91 per barrel. So this just comes out today that, you know, and yesterday he said that he wanted to run, said that's around one of the deal with Washington, but he won't won't accept key terms. And now he's saying we're not going to have a memorandum of understanding at all. He's not in a rush to to basically bring this entire situation to an end. Right. We really tried peace deals. They've tried everything. It's not really happening. Speaker 7 (9:21) Oil prices have continued to rise. The Strait of Hormuz is closed off. And there's still a lot of contention. And then today, one of the directors of security of Iran, he tweeted this out because, you know, that's how modern wars are handled over Twitter, right? The gap between America's inability to reopen the Strait of Hormuz and its claim to own it. is greater than the 7,000 mile distance between Washington and the Strait itself. Welcome to the post-American order in the Persian Gulf. 7,000 miles from Washington. Some dreams are too far from reality. And then shortly after that, Iran has fired two ballistic missiles towards the UAE. One of those missiles did hit with the other one falling off into the Gulf. A lot of stuff has been happening. A lot of stuff is happening. But I think most Americans are now feeling like there is no end in sight. Right? Like this is starting to feel like the first year of 20. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Of a pointless, endless situation. Well, Speaker 5 (10:33) it's Speaker 7 (10:33) the third time Speaker 5 (10:33) I've seen it in my lifetime. Right. Right. I don't Speaker 7 (10:37) think people Speaker 5 (10:37) understand. No, they don't. Because most young people, this is the first time they've seen it. Right. And they've run the same play over and over and over again. And I'm old enough. And people my age are old enough to have seen this three different times. We saw it with Desert Storm. We saw it with post 9-11 weapons of mass destruction in Afghanistan. And then we're seeing it again now. It's the exact same thing. I mean, I don't think anybody my age, you know, who's in their 40s is under any illusions that this is going to be any different. I think that's where, like, the... Speaker 5 (11:10) Though that age group is super pissed off about this because they understand what's about to happen what comes after that right exactly and nothing good No, nothing good and like these young people what they don't understand is that? The young people when I was 20 were much different than the young people now and I'm not gonna sit here and say oh They work harder this that it's not that's not what I mean by that what I mean by that is Men my age were raised on G.I. Joe. We were raised on military movies and we were raised on very pro-American ideals, which encouraged us to. Speaker 5 (11:53) Believe we believed in this idea of America being the beacon of freedom globally, and we were willing to fight for that. That was a generational conditioning of patriotism that we were brought up with. And this younger generation was not brought up the same. They were brought up in this woke ideology that America is bad and that. you know, meritocracy isn't like a thing that they like dealt with, right? Like they were raised on participation trophies. They weren't groomed to be the patriotic soldier that many American men were groomed to be through, you know, and I didn't know this at the time, but I see it now through conditioning propaganda, propaganda. Speaker 5 (12:45) for their entire lives, right? Like that was how you were raised. You were raised to say, fuck yeah, America, which by the way, I still believe. We need to go anywhere that fucks with us, which I don't believe anymore. Okay. And the problem that they're going to have for these young people, like you guys who are young, you don't really understand like who's going to fight this fucking war. Right. Okay. It's still going to take people even with all the technology and they're going to end up, they don't have the support from the generation that would be needed to fight the war. To fight this war. Okay, and then on top of that They don't have the public support outside of that generation Because many of those people people that were my age and though and the people older than me have started to see through the veil of lies that we've been fed so there's a big morale problem to support these wars that did not exist in 1991 and it didn't exist in 2001 Speaker 5 (13:51) And that makes me nervous because the way that they're going to try and get. The morale to fight this war is going to be through some sort of false flag where we're attacked in some way, shape or form, quote unquote, by Iran here on our own soil. And that's that's where the false flag becomes extremely useful to them in Speaker 7 (14:20) this circumstance. Yeah. I mean, I think the other piece of it, too, like even just on the propaganda side, I think a lot of. A lot of the young guys like my age now, you know what I'm saying? And that are out here so much has been kind of exposed in a way that like. okay, I see they want us to do this, but that's clearly bullshit. We're not doing that, right? And more questions, I think, are being asked now than ever as far as what happened historically, right? Events in the past that are not too far off, right? A lot of people question 9-11. A lot of people question the real perpetrators behind it, right? Yeah, of course. And then you talk about weapons of mass destruction. Where were they? They weren't. And so I think, you know, at least my generation and the younger guys out now, like, bro, like, we see it as like, okay, so it's all bullshit, right? It's all bullshit. Whether it's a false flag, whether it's a movie that comes, like, it's all bullshit, and nobody's supporting that at all now. And so, you know. Now, I think America, Speaker 5 (15:24) with what we're, the culture in America is definitely very pro-America. Oh, yeah. Like, I love that. Like, I'm not, I love that the young people are, Speaker 5 (15:36) valuing American values. They've rebounded from this woke ideology or at least starting to rebound from it to where they're like, America, fuck yeah. Right. But their America, fuck yeah, is not, let's go over to the Middle East and fuck everybody up. Their America, fuck yeah, is let's handle business here. Right. Okay? 100%, dude. Speaker 8 (15:59) What would you say to somebody who is completely immersed in the liberal ideology and is going out in gatherings where they're burning the flag, but they're still seeing a little bit of tinker of the real side, like how you said you saw through the veil of lies? Well, I think this is Speaker 5 (16:16) a... Speaker 5 (16:20) I think it's an unpopular opinion, but I think it's true. I think that the liberals in America and the conservatives in America are closer to being united than they ever have been before. Because if they could stop the finger pointing at each other, they would realize that they all hate the same shit. You know, most of the people on the left are tired of fucking Israel interfering in all our shit. Same as most of the people on the right. That's right. Most of the people on the left are really fucking tired of these foreign wars. Most of the people on the right are the same. A lot of the people on the left, they don't want these migrants here. Now, there's the extreme people that do. We're talking about the communist. I'm not talking about when I'm talking about the 90 percent common sense people. Those people don't want those people here. Like there's a lot of things that are materializing towards people finding common ground. Speaker 5 (17:16) outside of the left-right dynamic. And so I actually see a lot of people who would consider themselves Democrats, liberals, saying things that I agree with. I agree with a lot of the shit they say. And I agree with, and I'm a conservative, right? So I'm a pro-America, America first, America only. Isolationist conservative. That's what the fuck I am. Okay, and be like, oh, well, that's crazy. I don't give a fuck what you think That's what I am. I give a fuck about our country. I care about our people. I care about what's going on here I care about the quality of our infrastructure. I care about our working class. I care about fucking our Over taxation I care about our government that doesn't listen to our fucking people and represent our people and instead taxes us and sends our money to overseas I care about our shit and I believe that a lot of people on the left feel the exact same way. Speaker 4 (18:12) And Speaker 5 (18:13) I think you look at like that guy from the Young Turks who like for years and years and years, I'd watch him. I can't think of the guy's name. Cenk or whatever his name is. Whatever. He's always saying crazy ass shit. I'm like, this guy's a fucking idiot. And then like now I'm starting to hear him say shit. And I'm like, no. i agree with that that's right you know and i think we have to come to a place where we can we can identify and agree with certain points of argument without judging the person yeah Speaker 7 (18:44) and Speaker 5 (18:45) i think once we get over this identity politics that has been just