1049. Andy & DJ CTI: White House Posts Bizzare Video Online, Dead Internet Theory & Cracker Barrel CEO Steps Down

REAL AF with Andy Frisella

Andy and DJ CTI dive into internet culture, political absurdity, and viral videos, blending satire with sharp commentary on modern activism, media distortion, and human behavior. They critique liberal extremism, explore

Key takeaways

• Liberal activism is often hypocritical and self-defeating

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Speaker 1 (0:00) What's sleeping on the floor? Now my jury box froze. Fuck a pole. Fuck a stole. Counted millions in a cold. Bad bitch, booted swow. Got her on bankrope. Can't fold. Just a no headshot case closed. Close. What is up guys? It's Andy Purcellan. This is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusion to modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality. Today we have Andy and DJ. Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. We're going to cruise the internet. Those are we put topics on the screen. We speculate on what's going on. Yep. We tell some jokes. Sure do. Make fun of some people. Oh, we're definitely doing that. And that's the show. It's basically a culture and society show. All right. So that's what we're going to do. We get right into it today. You guys know the deal. We're the biggest show in the world that doesn't run ads. We ask very simply, in exchange, for that, that you help us grow the show by sharing the show, sharing the clips of the show that you think are relevant. The show makes you think, if it makes you laugh, gives you new perspective. It's something that you think the world needs to hear. Do us a favor and share that shit out. Don't be a ho. Share the show. All right. What's up, man? Buenos dees. I am, I'll tell you this, I'm hydrated and mentally focused. Are you? Thanks for form energy. Oh, yeah. Fucked that plug up. God dang it. Yeah. A little silver light, and I felt like it was appropriate for today's show. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. All right. So just, you know, buckle up. How you doing, though, man? I'm good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tremendously. Yeah. Yeah. I felt it. Yeah. I felt it. Yeah, you went to Chicago this week. I did. Yeah. Chicago was sick. Oh, is that? You survived? Yeah. I'm still here. Yeah. Still got all my shit. Still got my wallet. That's good. It was good. No. It was good, dude. Like, you know, it's crazy. And we've been through it too here with like the Mike Brown stuff, right? Like you see what's portrayed online or on the media, right? And you're like, Chicago's a fucking dumpster fire. Yeah. Wouldn't it bad. Yeah. It wasn't bad at all. Yeah. I mean, look, that's a lot of the problems going on. You know, there are isolated little incidents that are played into massive issues so that people will be afraid. Yeah. Yeah. And you got to go see those places and experience it. And you learn. I mean, dude, when that Mike Brown shit was happening here, I was getting calls from people that didn't live here. And they're like, dude, are you okay? It's like, yeah, man. It's like one block. It's one block, dude. Yeah. It's fine. Yeah, dude. And I don't know what. I mean, again, people just got to get out. They got to get out. Got to go see those places. Go touch some grass. It was fine. I mean, you know, there was a lot of black people, but it was fine. You know what I'm saying? They were on boats. I saw you guys out on the boat. Yeah, no, I wasn't talking about medicine. Yeah, no, dude, it was a great time, though, man. Had a great time. How was the boat? The boat was cool. You know, I'm not big on those because I've learned my lesson. You know, but this one was actually, it was actually cool. It was a nice little time. We went out, like, I don't know how to fucking harbor or bay. How is the water smooth? It's fucking cold. It was super choppy. Oh, did you get in? Oh, fuck, yeah. It was great. It was great. It was very refreshing. Surprisingly clean. You know what I'm saying? Like I was expecting it to be fucking, you know, it was good. Like you're thinking it was going to be like the river? Yeah, I thought it was going to be like fucking, you know, Mississippi. Needles and shit and fucking use condoms. Yeah. You didn't see those. Yeah, it was clean, man. It was a great time. Dude, we went to some like amazing restaurants. I got to give a shout out. One of the, he's a head chef, cult, culinary director of this group up there called Dynamit. They have like fucking 17 restaurants. Oh, yeah? And like, bro, the majority of a, on like the top 10 fucking restaurants in Chicago. Yeah. And they're fucking amazing. Um, chef Joe Riz who called them? Riz fucking awesome dude. The Rizinator. Bro, he was resonating. Yeah. He was doing it for sure. Uh, really, really good dude. It's part of the deal, man. When you're in the hospitality industry. Bro. Amazing. Got to have a little razzle dazzle dazzle. Amazing shit, bro. Yeah. Absolutely amazing time. No, it was great though. But I am, uh, I am glad to be back. I'm glad to be here. and I am ready to cruise some internet. Let's do it. Now, you know, we did a little something last show. And I tried not to do it often, you know, but the people did like it. And so I felt like it's appropriate that we kicked this show off with 60 seconds of liberal insanity. All right. And we have something new, evolution, if you will. Antifa people now have tanks. Oh, yeah? Yeah? I did this. This is my prompt, by the way. Oh, you made that. I made that. Oh, that's a good one. That's not bad. Yeah. That's not bad. All right. Let's check out the new Antifa tanks and what they got growing. 60 seconds of his liberal insanity. Check this out. Oh, man. That's wrong. Dude, what's going on here? Is this a handicap thing? They're capping for sure. I mean, it looks like half the people belong in the wheelchair and half people are just fat. Bro, that's what I was going to like, okay, percentage-wise, right? It's like half and half. They're trans disabled. You know what I'm saying? That's a fucking thing. That's a thing that some of these people try to do. They say they're trans disabled so that they can like get the special privileges and the attention of a fucking disabled person. Like imagine how good your life has to be to pretend to be. To want to be. Yes. Yeah. Like that's the irony of this whole thing. Like dude, at any other time in history, these people would not have been tolerated. They wouldn't have survived. No. They wouldn't have been tolerated at all. And then they're complaining about oppression and fascism and all this shit. Which, dude, we do have. degrees of fascism that exists in our country but it's not the way they describe no they don't even understand how to fucking they don't even know what fascism really is so like you know yeah I mean I'm not shocked bro this is this is fucking you know at least they're not screaming not yet not yet well I mean yeah in this clip oh that person got it like fucking really bad look at that yeah they got struck by guy like four times look man you're some wrong we can make fun of all kinds of people but we're not going to make fun of actual people that are disabled all right I'm not joining you down that fucking path any hate direct at him okay damn bro yeah they got hit bad man just let it let it go I'm gonna stay silent on this one I can't be responsible for what he says Oh You better not have another kid, bro. It's gonna be fucked up. Oh, bro, bro. Fuck. Yeah. That's terrible. Well, oh, man. Yeah, I mean, how are we gonna compete, though? They have tanks and shit now. So, like... I don't know what these people think they're gonna do. Like, I, I mean, not just these ones, but, like, just all of them. Like, what do you think you're gonna do? You are a product of the system that you claim to oppose. Like you're the victim of the propaganda and not just what you believe and how you live Like you have been fooled Okay, yeah and you know these people They think they're all badass and they get these like spiky haircuts and dying purple and shit and you know the fucking Amazon gas mask Yeah bro down with the system and this and that's like you are the fucking product of the system Right completely like look how fucking fat you are you've been eating all their food look how sick you are you have take their medication. Look at the fact that you probably don't have a job and you collect government funds for your, you're claiming to want to tear the system down that allows you to even survive. Like it's just totally hypocritical and honestly just stupid. And then you talk to some of these people and they're like pseudo intellectuals. You know what I'm saying? Like they like to, they speak pretty well. They've got some good vocabulary. But dude, what they say never makes any. sense and we see this over and over again like dude have you ever seen that clip uh going around of uh pbd and then that girl having an argument over oh yeah like do you try to give her a job or some shit like yeah she wouldn't take it yeah and it's like dude it's these people they don't have they're none of their logic connects it's it's it's just total bullshit it's kicking and screaming and throwing a tantrum because their asses never got spanked when they were little kids and they expect the world to conform to them and the world is never going to conform to them and it's always going to resort to natural order it always has it always will and when things get too far out of whack the strongest people in society stand up and fucking correct it and that's what happens and these people have never won they're never going to win and in fact their winning isn't even winning because if they get what it is there after, they end up getting exterminated anyway. Communism doesn't tolerate people that can't contribute. It kills them intentionally. And most of the people in history who have advocated for communism over the course of time, once communism was in place, they were the first ones that had to turn around and face the wall. Okay? So like, it's just, it's like at this point in time, it's just like, you guys are fucking idiots. And at the end of the day, we got to stop listening to these people or taking anything that they say serious and just do what we do. You know, like, dude, these people, like, these people, like, you have all these people who are like pro-LGBQ people, which fine, fine. I'm talking about activist, right? Yeah, right, right. But then they're like pro-Muslim and pro-Fucking Palestinian, okay? And by the way, I'm with Palestine not getting exterminated, but they don't understand that if you go over there, they're going to kill you. And not only that, you're advocating for all of these people that are that legitimately hate you to come across the border who have no sympathy, no, no respect, no reservation about tolerating anything that you're about. So it's like, dude, these people don't see the holes in their own game. and it's just because they're fucking, they're literally fucking retarded. I mean, that's what it comes down to. These are low IQ people. And you know what the number one thing of like low IQ people is? It's that they, they're so certain about what they know and they're completely unaware of their own ignorance. And when you have those two things, a certainty about what you know and an unaware of your own. ignorance to reality, you are extremely susceptible to any sort of propaganda, and you're also blocking yourself from being able to accept other perspectives and learn to see what the truth is. So, you know, when you talk to... Double fuck, yeah. Yeah, that's why it's no, there's no, you know, my dad always has this saying. He's like, you know, don't argue with stupid. Okay, you can't argue with stupid because that makes you stupid. Right. Right. Right. So it's like, dude, whatever, man. You know, you guys have your fake fucking revolution. You think you're the whatever the fuck you think you are. You've never won a revolution in the history of the world. And you're not going to win this either. This isn't going to happen. Like, find something else to fucking advocate for. Because, dude, all it's going to take is a bunch of men showing up at one of your protests and literally fucking exterminating the entire protest in like 30 seconds for all of you to learn your lesson. I mean, that's what comes down. down to. Yeah. You know, you're going to piss the wrong people off, man. Never ends well. Yeah, dude, you don't listen, man. It never ends well for that. You don't call for the smoke unless you can handle the smoke, period. And running into schools and shooting up schools and creating violent scenarios and then blaming it on white people is getting tired. People are tired of it and they know where it's coming from. So, you know, it's, it is what it is. These People are creating their own bed and they're going to have to lie in it. And it is what it is. I don't have any sympathy for them. They don't have any sympathy for me or you or anybody else that's reasonable. No, absolutely not, man. Absolutely not. Guys, there's no down to the comments. What you guys think? I'm surprised I didn't see more. There's nothing scary about these people. No. No. Do that? That's what I'm saying. You're going to, you're going to fucking, you're going to take over the government? Bro. Come on, man. Have you seen these people try to shoot guns? No, I have They shoot guns and like start crying and shoot Oh man You know like they're like I shoot guns and start crying too That's typically if I like run out of ammo or something Yeah You know what I'm saying? Yeah Same same same I guess Yeah everybody's tired of these people These people are tired Like they've worn out their welcome They're not going to continue to be tolerated You know and what is it I got a real question Okay What is it with the fucking hair I don't know What is it with that you know there's a study that people that color their hair Outside the normal color range of hair like have a much higher Propensity it had mental illness Well I mean it's yeah but it's like proven Oh no she's like you signed like fuck Yeah I don't know what the fuck that is dude I've never I've never got that piece of it too Me neither yeah Yeah it's like dude you want everybody to treat you like a normal person but you run around wine green fucking yeah anime hair You know, like, what are you staring at? Well, you did it. You, motherfucker. Yeah, you did that. You know, you got, dude, I was sitting with, I just want to be accepted as normal. I was with my buddy. And like, dude, you know, I got a lot of tattoos. I was sitting with my buddy. This is a number of years ago. He's tattoo artists. And we were drinking beers. And he has his face tattooed. Probably not his whole face, but half of his face has got tattoos on it. And he was sitting there and he's like, you know people treat me like blah blah blah blah blah and like kind of complaining and like that people treated him different looked at i'm like bro your fucking face has fucking drawings on it that's right like permanent yeah like you that's not normal people are gonna look at that yeah like i don't give a fuck that you tattooed your face i don't give a shit but like yeah that people are gonna look Yeah. And you can't pretend that you're part of some sort of like oppressed class for the shit that you did to yourself. That's right. You know? We call that the old stick in the tire. Yeah. Yeah. Dude. And I remember we were having beers and I told him that. And like he, it was like a light went off in his head. And he's like, oh. I'm like, yeah, man. I'm like, you fucking did that. What the fuck? You know? If anything, if you're going to walk around tattooed like that, who fucking gives a shit? That should be a signal that you don't care. what anybody thinks. You have to accept those. You have to accept that. Like how are you going to care what anybody thinks if they look at you weird and you decided to get your face tattooed? Right. Like you should have thought about that. You know? Everybody I know that has their face tattooed for real, like their tattoo guys, they all understand that. This one guy did not. I was like, man, come on, dude. Anyway. Don't look at me. You look like you're fucking came out of the Simpsons, bro. I'm going to look at you. Yeah. It's going to happen. The resistance. Yeah, these people, and then they say they're the resistance, but then they support all of the things they say they're resisting. Right? Like, they say the system is so fucked up, and we got to tear it down. Well, you eat their food, you take their medicine, you consume their propaganda, you believe it. Stop resisting. Yeah. Like, damn. Or start resisting, shit. Is that a penis? I think that's a penis on her arm. I don't know. It's fucking. no you know they're talking about where they're gonna go eat yeah oh yeah no shit this is why there's not no we don't want to go there because they treat us weird no yeah bro remember that time we were at fucking remember that time we were out to eat it was me you and honey uh-huh and that fucking table full of people with goofy hair was like oh yeah yeah and it was like these two like i don't even care oh bro those it was these two So mad. Two, like big women, like big women with like green and purple hair. What? I can't assume. Yeah, okay. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what they were. Right. These two things. Allegedly. Yeah. That's right. And then there was like these two normal looking dudes with them with like, I don't know. Oh, shirt and like khaki shorts. Like they just came in from golf. And all we could see the whole night was like those two women just running their mouths. And these two dudes like. with their heads down bro and it was like are we are you guys that it's like are you that desperate for some poon like what are you like you're gonna fucking tolerate that boom because it's tired of the goon come on man come on man like dude sometimes nothing's better than something you know what I'm saying like sometimes a loss is a win yeah that's right yes fuck something I mean for real you remember that I do it's so weird because like it's like seeing odd couples it was not that was super odd but it's like you know a super tall dude super short girl it's like I think that was like whatever I think that was like those dudes and like one of them sister and a friend or something I think they lost a fantasy football yeah maybe I couldn't make sense of the fucking thing how yeah but all I know is them dudes were embarrassed to be there oh for sure yeah for sure and they had to pay it might be one of them a lot it might be one of them weird fetishes from gooning too much. Oh, you think so? Yeah, like they got a weird fetish and then like, you know, and then they like started having the fetish in private and then they harassed them enough like, like, why don't you want to see me in public? And so they're like, all right, fuck, we'll take them to dinner this one time. You know what I'm saying? Like maybe it was like that. Yeah, I don't know. Because they were, dude, their heads were down. Dude, I pray for those, uh, I pray for those guys. I think about them often. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I pray for those guys every day. I, like, dude, that was three years ago. I still think about them. Yeah, man, guys jump with the conversation. Let's go down to the comments. I'm really impressed with this generated pitcher. Yeah. It's not too bad. Yeah. But I couldn't do it. Yeah, man. I don't know how you got the, I don't know how you got the AI to make, like, the woman so fat because, like, normally the AI will be, like, we can't do. It's offensive. Yeah. Yeah, we can't do derogatory things. Well, it's funny. No, no, no, it was chat. But it did, it did title it as inappropriate request. Yeah. So, yeah. But it made it. It didn't make it for me. I said, draw me a caricature of an overweight Antifa person driving a tank. Well, that's pretty accurate. It's pretty fucking good. No justice, no peace. Defund everything. Yeah. Yeah. It's great. Defund everything, but give me your money. That's right. Yeah. Defund you. To fund me. Whatever. Yeah. Well, it costs a lot to eat that much. It does. cheap. Yeah. Yeah. Eat everything. Yeah. Yeah, man. Guys, remember, if you would like to see any of these articles, pictures, links videos, go to Andy Fricela.com. You guys can check them all link there. You ever notice it why it's eat the rich? And it's always fucking big, fat people. Yeah, what a fuck, dude? Couldn't it be something like kill the rich or like, no, I think that destroy the rich? Why has it got to be eat? Well, why waste that meat? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, why waste it? You don't waste good food. You know, they're eating the finest shit. Have you seen that, have you seen that thing on the, the, the giant of Kandahar? The giant of Kandahar. Yeah, look it up. The TV show. The giant of Kandahar, or the Kandahar giant. Giant of Kandahar. Yeah, it's the fuck is this. Yeah, so like, dude, apparently this, when we were in Afghanistan, because like, dude, I don't know if people know, like, there's been like giant skulls and bones you found yeah like giant like giant human being skulls sure and we're not talking like they were eight footers they were like 12 feet tall and bones and skeletons and shit they keep all that shit classified there's been all kinds of whistleblowers about it and um so this deal with the kandahar giant allegedly there it is right there allegedly a u.s patrol went missing in the mountains of kandahar and a rescue team trapped them to a cave where they found the team killed. Okay. So then they sent another patrol to the cave where the people didn't come back from. And they found this giant eating the fucking remains of the first patrol. Well, they killed this thing. And it was supposedly like 12 feet, 13 feet tall, 1,100 pounds. And the U.S. military like shipped its body back here. And there's been like whistleblowers that that were like on the scene talking about it. No shit. Yeah on the internet recently. Fuck. Yeah. I've not heard this story. Yeah. Yeah. So apparently, you know, giants are real for real. Like still, I mean, that's what they're saying. But this is one that's actually still living. I mean, dude, you got to remember, man, there's lots of there's large parts of the planet that are not inhabited. They're not explored. You know, like the mountainous regions. of Iran and like all through Afghanistan and all that. Dude, it's so treacherous that most people don't know what's even there. Bro. You know? And then you start thinking about the ocean. Oh, bro. The ocean scares the fuck out of it. Yeah, dude. Like it scares the fuck out. Yeah. I mean, most of the world is covered by the water, bro. And think of all the terrain underneath. I forget the stat. They say we only, like we have only explored about 3% of the ocean. Yeah, I don't know, man. That's a fucking. insane that's crazy though yeah yeah you didn't see this no i didn't see this yeah no rogan's talked about it and i think sean ryan had a thing about it too jesus we have visually observed less than 0.001% of the deep ocean floor yeah oh so it's even because that's where the fucking aliens live yeah no shit pretty sure yeah pretty sure that's right that's where the aliens live bro. Yeah, that's fucking crazy. Supposedly we know more about the outer space than about our own oceans. Yeah. I wonder if that's true. I wonder if that's actually true. That's just what they tell us because they don't want us like knowing what's there. 100%. And then brings up another question, do you think outer space is real or not? That's a whole different discussion. Yeah. I, you know. For another day. Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking wild. Yeah, guys, jump on this conversation. Bro, the more I think about it, the more I think we live in a quantum simulation. For real. Like it's all just, No, I think, like the Matrix? I think if you, I think it turns, it comes into like what people's identity is about themselves. Like what they think they are, they do become. And I've observed that for so long, being in the personal development space, the way that I've been in it. that like when people think they're poor, they're going to be poor. When people think they're nobody, they're going to be nobody. When people have, you know, no evidence to support that they're going to be something, they become something. And I really think that our reality is tied directly to our projections of what our own identity is on the world. I truly believe that. A hundred percent of me. About four or five years ago, I started changing things in my vocabulary. that I started to pick the negative words and put them out. Like, I would never say that, oh, I'm so bad at this. I just say that I'm learning it or I haven't done it yet. Yeah. Changing things like that have opened so many new doors for me and in general has made the life better. Well, dude, and also, like, think about this, man. Like, most people don't take the time to even, like, see what their life should be like. They live in a completely reactive state. So, like, they take the position. of the world is the world and what happens to me is what I got to take. Yes. And successful people, people who become things and build things and create things, that's not the position they take. They take the position of the world is the world, but I'm going to do this in the world. And so they see this as, you know, I don't know if it's like delusional belief or what it is, but like they have a an unreasonable misunderstood belief of who they are and what they are and that usually ends up materializing. Like I've seen total dumbasses. Fuck, I'm one of them who have created incredible lives just because they refuse to accept what the identity was that the world tried to put on them. I legit believe that. This is why people who, if you look at them, if you talk negative, they talk negative, negative things happen to them. Yeah. If they keep talking bad. In bed, some of the people, their default state, if one thing goes wrong, oh, this happens to me all the time. It keeps repeating and repeating. Well, and then they also lack the ability to see the good things, right? Like, oh. Which prevents more good shift from that? Exactly. 100%. It's a vicious cycle. It's a vicious cycle. Like you said, if you go deep into quantum physics and talk about energy and your magnetic field, all that stuff, it scientifically proves that every thought you think is some sort of like an energy exchange. Yeah. And how do you actually? actually tune a radio and listen to a song. Everything exists out there. You're tuning your frequency to match that. And that's where you get. I agree. Maybe there is something to the butthole sunning shit, right? Doesn't that tune your frequency? Anyway, Z, I agree with you. Yeah. I'm saying, that's what they do, right? The crystals up the butt and shit? You let us know. Maybe they're on to something. I'm saying, like, I don't know. You know, I think, I think. I think we're talking about many different things here. Yeah. I think, you know, there's a lot of people who think that they can think things or visualize things and those things will automatically happen and they think that it's like magic, right? So they don't actually go out and I think it takes two parts. One, you have to know where you're going and you have to believe in where you're going and what you're going to do and you have to constantly focus on that vision. number two you got to be willing to work towards that 100% right you've got to be able to take the controllable