Louie’s PARTY, emotional MELTDOWN, and the UGLY about getting older…

Pretty, Not Smart with Louie and Yoatzi Castro - Dear Media

In this heartfelt and humorous episode of 'Pretty Not Smart,' Louie and Yoatzi reflect on aging, personal insecurities, and the emotional weight of growing older. The conversation begins with

Key takeaways

• The perception of time speeding up is scientifically accurate due to the Earth's increasing rotational speed, even if by tiny increments.
• Aging is embraced as natural and inevitable, with guests acknowledging both the desire to maintain appearance and the importance of self-acceptance.

Main topics

• Aging and self-acceptance
• Cosmetic procedures (Botox, fillers)

Notable quotes

"I could see my little smile wrinkles coming in. Mine are there."

"Aging is fine, even though I'm still going to get a facelift when I'm older."

Conclusion

The episode closes with a joyful celebration of Louie's birthday and the

Transcript preview

Speaker 3 (0:07) What are you doing? Sorry. I'm pretty not smart. Speaker 1 (0:16) The following Speaker 2 (0:16) podcast is a Dear Media production. Speaker 3 (0:21) Welcome back to another episode of Pretty Not Smart. What the? What's going on? I can never do the intro now. Are you Speaker 2 (0:27) okay? Speaker 3 (0:28) Welcome back to another episode of Pretty Not Smart with your host, Louis, a.k.a. The Baddest Perra. And Speaker 2 (0:33) Yoazi. Or if you're not subscribed, you're definitely pretty not smart. But if you want to be both, you better subscribe. Speaker 2 (0:41) Do like Speaker 3 (0:42) fully glitch. You did glitch. And I didn't even know what was coming next. I was like, and then I looked at the Speaker 1 (0:48) screen. I Speaker 3 (0:49) disassociated for like five seconds. Andele. Speaker 2 (0:51) Por borracho. Speaker 3 (0:53) Andele. For Speaker 2 (0:55) partying every day for like fucking 50 days straight because of his birthday. I see. Speaker 3 (1:00) And the studio looks so normal but Speaker 2 (1:02) sad Speaker 3 (1:03) now. It Speaker 2 (1:04) does look sad and naked. Speaker 3 (1:06) Yeah, it looks so cool with all my balloons. But also like aside from the decor, just. The fact that we had everybody in here was so cool. Speaker 2 (1:11) It was Speaker 3 (1:11) so cool. Speaker 2 (1:12) When will be the next time that we like decorate our studio? Speaker 3 (1:15) Probably Halloween. Speaker 2 (1:19) What's after August? September, nothing happens. October. It'd be for Halloween. And Speaker 3 (1:25) then after Halloween is turkey ass day. Speaker 2 (1:28) And we have to decorate for turkey ass. Speaker 3 (1:29) What are we going to do? Put a Speaker 2 (1:31) gobble gobble in the middle. Speaker 3 (1:32) We interview a gobble gobble. Gobble gobble. Speaker 2 (1:34) We have a turkey ass. Speaker 3 (1:36) And after that, it's cool. I know. The year's going by so fast. This happens Speaker 2 (1:40) every year. I'm so over it. Did you know that scientifically though, scientifically, the earth is spinning quicker than before? Speaker 3 (1:50) No wonder I have vertigo. We're all twisting in circles. Speaker 2 (1:55) So technically, the days are going by faster. I Speaker 3 (2:01) believe that. But it's by like the Speaker 2 (2:02) tiniest like millisecond. But overall, it just. Speaker 3 (2:06) But over time, those milliseconds add to real seconds. And those seconds add into minutes. It's added to hours. Yeah. Yeah. Speaker 2 (2:12) Yeah. So, yeah. If you guys do feel like the time is going by faster and quicker, it's because it is. Well, Speaker 3 (2:18) as long as I don't age quicker. Speaker 2 (2:20) I'm like, I see my wrinkles. Girl, no. Speaker 3 (2:23) Honestly, I could see my little smile wrinkles coming in. Mine Speaker 2 (2:26) are there. That's why I stopped wearing foundation. Oh, I Speaker 3 (2:29) thought you were going to say that's why I stopped smiling. I'm like. No, actually, because like as the day goes by. Maybe like halfway through my day, I'll look in the mirror and I'm like, oh, my smile lines are imprinted on my face already. Speaker 2 (2:40) But isn't that good? Speaker 3 (2:42) Yeah, I'm really trying to, not just because I'm putting on a white shirt, but I'm really trying to let myself know from now that aging is fine, even though I'm still going to get a facelift when I'm older. Yeah, Speaker 2 (2:55) same. But Speaker 3 (2:56) like, Speaker 2 (2:56) I Speaker 3 (2:57) don't want to like be anti. Speaker 3 (3:00) Aging. Aging. You know what I mean? Speaker 2 (3:02) Yeah. Speaker 3 (3:02) Like, because I definitely do not want to have, like, no visual aspects of me growing older when I'm older. Speaker 2 (3:09) But do you want Botox, like, to slow it down so it's not hella crazy? Speaker 3 (3:13) Oh, you guys, this is scary. Like, let me see if, like, we're all in the same boat here. So I definitely want, like, Botox in very minor areas for very minor touch-ups so that it can still look very natural. Like your forehead? No, not even really my forehead. I feel like for me, the areas that I would want to is like my crow's feet. Speaker 2 (3:31) Just a little Speaker 3 (3:32) bit. Not to remove them and have it be like super flat BBL pre-op. But like so that they're not as like caved in. Speaker 2 (3:40) Right. Speaker 3 (3:40) And then I want some like on my gummy smile so that my lip just drops a little bit more. But I heard that Segun with Botox, it disintegrates your bone over time and it just ends up becoming hollow. Speaker 3 (3:59) That's probably only Speaker 2 (4:00) if you do like hella fucking units like every month and like if it's Speaker 3 (4:04) a Speaker 2 (4:04) little bit. But Speaker 3 (4:05) that's what I'm saying. Like I rather just. Maybe not do it. Because over time, like you just said with the days and the months and the seconds, over time it can accumulate too long. Speaker 2 (4:14) Because look, me, I have a very... I'm a very facial expression person. And I noticed when I was streaming and stuff and I was just filming for YouTube. That's the thing. When you work doing what we do, you look at yourself more than, I want to say, the typical person. Because we're always staring at ourselves in our stories or whatever the fuck. Speaker 3 (4:37) We're always on selfie mode. Speaker 2 (4:38) Yeah. So I caught myself always frowning like this. Always. I was resting. My resting. bitch face when I was focused or whatever, I'd be frowning. So, between my eyebrows, bitch, ya tenía bien metida la line. Like, it was so... No, it was so carved that even my mom would be like, ya no te enojes tanto. Like, your forehead, you could tell. You have Speaker 3 (4:59) the same one as my mom. Speaker 2 (5:00) Yeah. So, I went to go get some Botox y ya no tengo la pinche line. Speaker 3 (5:05) A ver, ala, sí. Oh yeah, I just realized you took a little time. And look, I'm Speaker 2 (5:08) like pissed. Like, you fucking bitch. It doesn't carve right here anymore. Speaker 3 (5:11) A little bit. Speaker 2 (5:12) I need more. Speaker 3 (5:13) You need a little bit of Rethlin. Speaker 2 (5:14) A little bit of Speaker 1 (5:16) Rethlin. A little bit of Chubitam. Speaker 3 (5:19) Please don't do it. Bone Speaker 1 (5:22) does not... Botox does not disintegrate your bones. Speaker 3 (5:25) I saw that. Speaker 1 (5:26) But long-term and repeated use, like high doses, like Yoati said, will... Speaker 1 (5:34) reduce your bone density. Speaker 3 (5:36) That's what it was. Your bone density. So like, basically, in other words, it gets more like hollow. Speaker 1 (5:41) Yeah, but again, if it's really high doses or it's super long term. Speaker 3 (5:44) Because where I was coming from was like people saying like, when you're doing it before anything gets bad. Yeah, Speaker 2 (5:52) so you preventative care. Preventative. Botox is preventative care. So you want to get the Botox now so that you don't get wrinkles later. Speaker 3 (6:01) in the future i'll be all fucking no bone Speaker 2 (6:02) i'm not even getting a lot of units it's like the most bare i Speaker 3 (6:07) don't know but definitely something that i've been thinking about so maybe i'll do it because i was we were we've talked about how we used to do when we were younger for no fucking reason we do we would do more more Speaker 2 (6:17) filler though we wouldn't really do botox because we're hella young yeah Speaker 3 (6:21) we would Speaker 2 (6:21) do more more filler Speaker 3 (6:23) I see, but I don't know. All that shit's scary, but yeah, random little conversation just to throw a little combo out there, but we are going to go straight into you guys' pretty not smart moments, but before we read y'all's, I want to share one because I was going to share it in our last episode. Y se me olvidó con tanta pinche gente aquí, las pinches yamies y las wings. No, let me share this one Speaker 2 (6:44) first. I think you do yours. I do want to hear yours. Okay, so as you guys know, we do have a Pretty Not Smart moment that we like to highlight every single episode that comes from you guys. So be on the lookout on the stories on the Instagram of Pretty Not Smart and we'll tell you like, hey, submit your Pretty Not Smart moments. And then we read them out loud. Today, we have one that says, no guys, because my Pretty Not Smart moment was when someone from work said, soy de chihuahua. And I laughed and I said, can you tell I'm not the brightest? Because I was so for real. Speaker 3 (7:23) Like if you're saying that, what kind of perra are you? Speaker 2 (7:25) Yeah. And Speaker 3 (7:26) Chihuahua Speaker 2 (7:29) is actually a state in Mexico. Chihuahua, Mexico. Is Speaker 3 (7:33) that a Speaker 2 (7:33) state? Yeah, it's a state, right? Yeah, it's a state in Mexico. No, it's a state. Menso. Speaker 3 (7:40) Yo no estoy menso. La escuela está mensa por no enseñarme bien. Speaker 2 (7:44) Right. Or a lo mejor, menso tú por no poner atención. Speaker 3 (7:47) No, mensa ella. Speaker 2 (7:48) Por Speaker 3 (7:49) no enseñarme bien. Speaker 2 (7:50) A ver, tell me your pretty not smart moment. Speaker 3 (7:53) Sorry, I was just going to have beef with my third grade teacher. Right now that you said, I remember they were teaching me that. And I was like, mensa pendeja ella. I should share her story. Yes, yes. Share, share. Speaker 2 (8:03) From the ball. Share, share. Well, Speaker 3 (8:04) first I'll share my... Speaker 3 (8:07) Pretty not smart moment. Speaker 2 (8:08) Okay. Speaker 3 (8:09) So, I have an Alani not sponsored. All right. I cover it with my bag. No, right now, I remember because last time I was going to tell y'all when everybody was here, but I remember I was like, I'm going to look through my notes to find it. I guess I didn't write it down, but. So, Kim Kardashian. Came out with a brand called Update for like energy drinks, right? Oh, yeah. Speaker 2 (8:32) I Speaker 3 (8:32) don't Speaker 2 (8:33) know Speaker 3 (8:33) if you saw it. They had a big ass event and like the whole world was there. No. Like everyone from Love Island, Tana Mongeau was there stealing her heels. Give Speaker 2 (8:41) me that shit. Speaker 3 (8:42) No, everybody was there. Like there was a lot of like content creators. I think also some celebrities that popped in. And I was watching all the content. And I was like, damn, I wish I was invited. But then also I was like, well, I kind of want to try the update because people were talking about the energy drink. I don't know too much, but I think it's something where like it has no caffeine. And it like, it's just like a really good, I guess, natural kind of like, I don't know, maybe crazy to find like the details on it. But it made me want to like try it. So I followed. The Instagram, this is literally the day right after they had their launch party. So I know they're probably looking at everybody's, like, stories to, like, repost and, like, all these things. So I followed them, and then I was telling Fern. I was like, I really want to try Upday. I was like, it looks like it has, like, all these, like, pros and good stuff for you. And then we just had, like, a little mini combo. I'm on my Instagram and it shows that I got a DM from Update, like the brand. And I was like, oh, I was like, babe, they followed me. No, no, I was like, babe, they DM'd me. And he's like, no way. And I was like, oh my God, maybe they're going to send me some. And I was just talking about like wanting to buy them. Yeah. I was like, oh my God, maybe they like saw that I followed them and they messaged me right away because they're looking at everyone's content. So y'all like hella opens a DM like to be excited to like send them like my shipping info. Speaker 1 (9:57) It's an automated message. I am Speaker 3 (9:59) stupid. Bitch, but I wish you would have seen my excitement of being like, babe, they messaged me. They're going to send me PR. Fuck Speaker 1 (10:07) you. Fully so excited. Speaker 3 (10:09) And then Fern too was like, oh my God, that's so cool. Like they probably saw a lot. And like, I mean, we've talked about them on the podcast. We're very pro Kardashians on this podcast. Yeah, Speaker 1 (10:19) we Speaker 3 (10:19) love the Speaker 2 (10:19) Kardashians. We Speaker 3 (10:20) just love the women in power and making money. Speaker 2 (10:23) Everything that Speaker 3 (10:24) they do is just, I think it's very cool for women to have that much influence and power. So I got really excited. And then when I opened the message, bitch, I didn't want to tell Fern that it was an automated message because I felt all Speaker 2 (10:37) fucking mamuna. Speaker 3 (10:38) I was like, okay, maybe I didn't get invited to their event, but like they messaged me. Speaker 2 (10:42) And Speaker 3 (10:42) then I saw that it was an automated, just said something like, thank you so much for following us. And if you decide to try. I guess for anybody who was like following that day, they were giving them like a code to try. Like you could go buy one and use the code and they'd give it to Speaker 2 (10:55) you Speaker 3 (10:55) for free basically. Oh, Speaker 2 (10:56) cool. So I was like, well, Speaker 3 (10:58) at least Speaker 2 (10:58) I got a free one. Speaker 3 (11:00) But bitch, I was so embarrassed. It kind of gave me the vibes of like when you did the... It's a stream. It gave me that and I was like, oh, hell no. So I Speaker 1 (11:08) am Speaker 3 (11:08) following. Speaker 2 (11:09) Ah, no, because then they're not going to send you PR. Speaker 3 (11:12) I know. No, I still followed them. It's because it's not even that far of a reach. Because like, let me put into perspective, y'all. A lot of like brands who want to like sometimes send us things here and there, they'll DM us. And they'll just like be like, hey, we'd love to send you guys stuff. Speaker 2 (11:26) Like Alani. Speaker 3 (11:27) Yeah, like Alani. And also like aside from me like loving the Kardashians, a lot of their brands have sent me things like Apenas Lemmy just sent me gummies. I thought that was really cute. I want Speaker 2 (11:37) gummies from Lemmy. Because Speaker 3 (11:38) they saw my video where I was like, girl, I can't sleep for shit. So they're like, we'd love to see if this helps you. So they sent me stuff. And then I've been invited to like the Hulu Kardashian stuff. So Speaker 2 (11:47) long story short, he's like best friends with them. Well, I thought Speaker 3 (11:49) until I got an automatic message. Speaker 2 (11:52) And I didn't get Speaker 3 (11:52) invited. Speaker 2 (11:53) Girl, he's over here complaining about he was fucking partying with Becky G and Dana Paola. I was. Speaker 3 (12:01) I'm not complaining. That was sickening. Girl, that was so Speaker 2 (12:04) sickening. That was Speaker 3 (12:06) crazy. So I first got invited to the Karol G like pop-up. Did you get invited to that one? Speaker 2 (12:11) Yeah, Speaker 3 (12:12) you did. I'm not Speaker 2 (12:13) that famous. Speaker 3 (12:13) I swear you were on the list. No. You just never read your emails. Speaker 2 (12:16) Probably, huh? Speaker 3 (12:18) And Karol G wasn't there. So then I was like, maybe Becky won't be there either. It was a long time ago, 2019. I got invited to an event for Becky G's album release for Mala Santa. And it's the first event that I ever took Lali to. And he was so like excited and like he called out of work and didn't go to school and everything because it was like on a weekday. But he was like, thank you so much for taking me. Like we were both just gagged that we were going. So then I was like thinking of that event. And I think at that event, album release party, Becky didn't show up until like maybe 1 a.m. So I was like, hi, let's go like a little late or whatever. So we went like around like 1130 ish. And when we got there, she was already there. And I was like, Becky. Yes. But when I pulled up, my fucking name wasn't on the list. Speaker 2 (13:06) This is a real G's baby. Speaker 3 (13:08) They're like, you're not a G. Speaker 2 (13:09) Oh, you're a C. I know. Speaker 3 (13:11) No, but I fully was like, oh, hell no. Because I had the email confirmation. And then I had my point of contact with the person who invited me and everything. So then we were kind of trying to figure it out for the longest time ever. And then long story short, someone from our team was like, no, you can come in, blah, blah. So then I was like, the fuck happened with that? Because I had like the confirmation and everything. So I was so confused. But once I went in there, I ran straight to like the booth to see her. And then I got so happy when she saw me and then she came up to me and everything. And I was like, Speaker 2 (13:38) Becky. Speaker 3 (13:39) Also to say like her and her family are so fucking sweet and like family oriented where it reminds me of like us. Yeah. Where her family is just so involved with everything that they do. Like Becky is obviously like this huge celebrity where I feel like her family or her could just be like, Speaker 2 (13:59) it's Speaker 3 (14:00) another song. Like, you know, I've seen that with a lot of. celebrities sometimes. Like, they're like, over Speaker 2 (14:05) it, we're busy. Yeah, Speaker 3 (14:06) like, you're going to drop another album next month. They're like, girl, you opened for, you already had a line Coachella, you already did a concert. Like, I just feel like it could very much easily be that. But for her album release party, there was this huge section with, like, couches, and her whole family was there. Like, her mom, her brother, their... like family primas and primos and like and everybody was so sweet and kind like Speaker 2 (14:29) supporting her yeah Speaker 3 (14:31) like it kind of reminded me of when i did like my um makeup collaboration the beauty creations yeah and we all had like our family section oh yeah Speaker 2 (14:39) and we Speaker 3 (14:39) had like hell of our family and close friends it gave me very that so i was like i think it's cute too that her family takes the time to be there for her Speaker 2 (14:45) and Speaker 3 (14:46) i talked to her mom and then i just talked to like some of her family members and it was really cute but Speaker 2 (14:52) i Speaker 3 (14:53) also saw dana there which was crazy so Speaker 2 (14:56) let Speaker 3 (14:57) me tell you how that happened Speaker 3 (15:00) So andamos like by the bar. It was me, Gabriel and Lali. And it was estaba like apretado by the bar. You know, everyone's always by the bar. Gabriel Speaker 2 (15:10) Zamora. Yeah, Speaker 3 (15:11) Gabriel Zamora. And Speaker 2 (15:12) you have him on the pod. Speaker 3 (15:13) And Dana, I guess, accidentally spilled her drink on Gabriel because someone pushed her. Like because the bar was like todos andamos así, like trying Speaker 2 (15:22) to get in there. It was hosted by Patron. So it was like Speaker 3 (15:24) free drinks and like all this stuff. So then Dana. Speaker 1 (15:29) And Speaker 3 (15:29) then she Speaker 1 (15:30) looks Speaker 3 (15:30) at Gabriel and she's like, I'm so sorry. And then Gabriel just obviously being the sweetest person ever. Gabriel was like, girl, Speaker 1 (15:36) you're Speaker 3 (15:36) fine. And then he's like, you look so good. So then we're just having this whole combo. And while they're having this combo, her being like hella sweet to Gabriel también, I'm being a fucking like, almost like a stalker. I Speaker 2 (15:48) know. I was like, were you just fucking staring at her? Speaker 3 (15:50) Because it was Gabriel, me, and then Dana. So I'm staring and all I see is her side profile. And I was like, yeah, Dana. But then I'm like, no, bitch, I would have done that. be here right now and then i was like but that's literally her he's all just like that like Speaker 2 (16:04) think Speaker 3 (16:04) of having all these thoughts in your head and just staring her down she's Speaker 2 (16:08) probably like what no Speaker 3 (16:09) and i could tell that she was talking to gabriel but was kind of giving me a side like a side eye like you're sticking Speaker 2 (16:14) like why are you staring at me bro but Speaker 3 (16:17) like rightfully so like if you have somebody staring at you like you're probably like why are they staring and i was bitch i was like this close to her so then i kind of came back into reality and i was like okay even if it's not dana i need to say something because I just look like a creep right now. Right. I feel like it was like, like fucking staring her down. So then I'm like, perdón. I was like, Dana? And then she looks at me. She's like, yes. And I was like, had like a full fucking fangirl moment because right when I asked her that, she looked at me straight ahead and I was like, oh my God, that's her. Speaker 2 (16:48) That's crazy. And then Speaker 3 (16:49) I was like, oh my God. I was like, I'm so sorry. I was staring you down for like a minute. I was like, es que no me lo puedo creer que estás aquí. And she's like, obviously it's for Becky G. And like, we were just having a moment, but it was taking me a while to like register that it was her. Speaker 2 (17:06) Yeah. And Speaker 3 (17:06) then she was so sweet. We had a full combo and then