LOUIE'S BDAY + SPECIAL GUESTS

Pretty, Not Smart with Louie and Yoatzi Castro - Dear Media

In this special episode of 'Pretty Not Smart with Louie and Yoatzi Castro,' the hosts celebrate two major milestones: Louis' upcoming 27th b

Key takeaways

• The podcast has officially joined Dear Media, marking a major step forward with full network support and future ad integration.
• Louis reflects on how quickly time passes, especially as she approaches her 30th birthday and looks back at past milestones like YouTube days and fashion events.

Main topics

• Louis' upcoming birthday celebration
• Podcast's new partnership with Dear Media

Notable quotes

"I'm so excited. I cannot believe my birthday is coming up. I still feel like... I know, I'm turning 27."

"This is definitely on the bucket list. So check. Thank you. Thank you."

Conclusion

The episode closes with an emotional and joyful celebration of growth, f

Transcript preview

Speaker 2 (0:07) What are you doing? Speaker 5 (0:09) Sorry. I'm pretty not smart. Speaker 6 (0:16) The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Speaker 1 (0:19) Welcome back to another episode of Pretty Not Smart with your host, Louis, a.k.a. the baddest birthday. And the Latina Louis, a.k.a. Yoatsi. And we're back, back, back, back, back again. Speaker 5 (0:33) Do your little fucking intro like y'all always want to fucking do. Speaker 2 (0:36) Welcome back to the app where if you're pretty not smart, you just subscribe girl. Just subscribe. Long story short. Make sure you hit that subscribe button queen. You Speaker 1 (0:45) guys, if you're not listening. Oh wait. If you're not watching. And you're just listening. We have a full setup for my birthday. For Louis' birthday. Speaker 8 (0:55) Well it's Speaker 1 (0:56) technically not my Speaker 5 (0:57) birthday yet. I have a few days left. But my birthday lands on a random Wednesday or Tuesday. Speaker 2 (1:02) Yeah. So Speaker 5 (1:03) we decided to celebrate a week early rather than like. Speaker 5 (1:07) Correct. Speaker 1 (1:09) But I'm so excited. This looks so cute. I Speaker 5 (1:12) don't think we've ever, what? Speaker 1 (1:14) I Speaker 5 (1:14) don't think we've ever gone like full out with like a birthday decoration moment. So now that we have the space, we were like. So Speaker 2 (1:20) a big shout out to Crafty Sweet Mama because she came and she made this look so cute. I love it. I feel like she brought her vision to life. And Speaker 5 (1:29) I was like. Did Speaker 2 (1:32) you expect it? Speaker 5 (1:33) Well, I already knew you guys were doing it, but I didn't Speaker 2 (1:35) know Speaker 5 (1:35) how it was going to look. No, and like seeing it like fully cover. I think also because most of our studio is pink. Seeing so much like purple. I was like, oh yeah, Speaker 2 (1:44) got my mark. I feel like Louis took over for sure. Speaker 5 (1:48) That's definitely what it feels like. A little takeover. Yes. I'm so excited. I cannot believe my birthday is coming up. I still feel like. Speaker 5 (1:56) I know, I'm turning 27. Speaker 2 (1:58) I know, look, the big two seven in case you forgot. I'm Speaker 5 (2:01) so close to 30. Hey, Speaker 2 (2:03) shut up. I'm already 30. Girl, it's Speaker 5 (2:05) because time flies so fast. Yeah. Even like this year, the fact that we're already in August, one of my New Year's resolutions for the beginning of this year was to do like a little dancing class, which I did. But when I said that in video, I was like, oh my God, we're past halfway through the year. How? Like. Yeah, I was fully like oh my god and then after this is gonna be fucking Halloween and then Thanksgiving and then Christmas Speaker 2 (2:35) I see Kevin open just a little bit. I know me. I was I know it's a bit of a no see me in Caliente How do you think Speaker 1 (2:39) I did though as Latina Louie hot chitron Louie immediately as I saw you walk out I knew exactly who you are Don't Speaker 2 (2:49) know we'll pop a picture up in the screen But this is from a little video that me and Louie did back in our YouTube days as a quanta fuck Yeah, and Louie got sent the whole PR from hot Cheetos X forever 21 Speaker 1 (3:04) And we Speaker 2 (3:05) tried on all of their outfits. So I was like, I have to recreate that Louis. You Speaker 1 (3:09) know what's Speaker 5 (3:09) funny? Is that... Well, it was PR, but it's not like... I mean, it was a free gift. But the fact that we were just saying Speaker 1 (3:17) hella shit about the collection. We were making Speaker 2 (3:18) fun of the collection the whole episode. It was because it Speaker 1 (3:21) was things that I wasn't going to wear. I mean, if you did, period. I have Speaker 2 (3:25) more like this, not Kevin. Speaker 1 (3:27) It was cute, but it was like... funny cute Aaron y Speaker 2 (3:30) 'all try to save it it was cause Speaker 1 (3:32) they sent it so I was like I wonder if they were wishing like or hoping they were gonna be like me to get bonito but we were like we're like no Speaker 2 (3:37) bitch yeah so if you've never seen that video please go back to Louis' channel go find it it's hella Speaker 1 (3:42) funny Speaker 5 (3:42) it's so Speaker 2 (3:42) fucking funny but Speaker 5 (3:44) aside from also celebrating just my birthday which by the way I almost hate it again because everyone's already wishing me happy birthday it's not my birthday it's not his birthday Speaker 2 (3:49) yet my Speaker 5 (3:50) birthday's on the 18th of August so Speaker 2 (3:51) don't comment right now Speaker 2 (3:58) But Speaker 1 (3:58) another thing we're celebrating is a pretty not smart moment. Pretty not smart is now with a new network with Dear Media. Speaker 2 (4:08) We're going to be rich. Drop Speaker 1 (4:11) us after this. No. Speaker 2 (4:12) So in case you guys haven't noticed, there has been zero ads in our pod since we started. But that's because we were in the works of getting things together so we can officially be with. Dear Media. So Speaker 5 (4:26) it's not that we just didn't have ads. We just were alone. We didn't have a network behind us. And this is our first time working with a new network that's going to be like 360 taking care of Pretty Not Smart. So this is all thanks to you guys showing so much love to the podcast and the show. And we're able to have these crazy opportunities. Yeah. Speaker 2 (4:47) So if you guys want to keep supporting Pretty Not Smart. Just listen to the ads. That's the only thing you have to do to support Pretty Not Smart. Make sure you also like and subscribe. But honestly, you guys, that's how you can support us. Just listen to those ads because... It's worth it. Speaker 5 (5:03) Supporting, watching the show. The ads are obviously a huge part of it. But it's mostly like you guys just showing us so much love is the fact that we're able to have these bigger opportunities to work with these networks. And we're so happy that we got picked up by Dear Me. Speaker 2 (5:16) We're so excited, you guys. Speaker 5 (5:18) Thanks Speaker 2 (5:18) to Speaker 5 (5:18) you Speaker 2 (5:18) guys again. This is definitely on the bucket list. So check. Thank you. Thank you. Speaker 5 (5:23) So. Coming into this episode, we felt like we were celebrating two big things. Obviously, like my birthday coming up, but also like a whole new journey for Pretty Not Smart. And now we're not all abandonadas and we have a whole team that's also supporting us aside from our managers. Speaker 2 (5:36) Right, right. So Speaker 8 (5:37) big, Speaker 5 (5:37) big things. And there's a lot of your favorite content creators on Dear Media as well. So we're really excited to be in that little world together. Yeah. Speaker 2 (5:46) Thank you, guys. It's all thanks to y'all. Celebrations, but also Speaker 5 (5:50) I'm telling you guys, it's full of fucking surprises. So if you haven't noticed and if you're just listening and not watching, you haven't seen the additional mics that are on here. Speaker 2 (6:04) Let me see. How many? One, two, three, four additional mics. Speaker 5 (6:09) No. Speaker 2 (6:11) Five six Speaker 1 (6:12) five Speaker 2 (6:13) five because Speaker 1 (6:14) there's Speaker 2 (6:14) a Speaker 1 (6:14) I'm Speaker 2 (6:15) pretty Speaker 1 (6:15) not smart So we're gonna be welcoming some special special guests for this special special episode Speaker 1 (6:24) Who should we start off with? Let's go back all the way Speaker 5 (6:27) into the eras. Yeah, Speaker 2 (6:28) let's have Louis introduce them. Speaker 5 (6:30) I think I'm going to introduce the first era that has been talked about a lot for the past few million years. So first one I'm going to introduce is Carla. Speaker 1 (6:42) Welcome, Carla. Y'all get stuck on the sign. Bitch, it's all perfect. Welcome, Carla, to Pretty Nice. Speaker 1 (6:54) I never thought I'd see her again. You guys, we have Carla and mind you, I... Where are you going? Go Speaker 2 (7:05) through right here. I mean, Carla. She just Speaker 1 (7:12) started cleaning up. So mind you guys, I had no idea where everybody was going to show up in. So I saw Addy. Here, let me sit in the middle, doll. Speaker 1 (7:23) Let me know how they do this I'm Speaker 2 (7:25) watching I'm watching He's gonna sit in the middle for this episode because we have to accommodate for all the girls that are coming in Get out your mic Carla, how does it feel to be out of prison gore? Speaker 6 (7:53) Louis got her out on Speaker 8 (7:56) bail for this Speaker 1 (7:57) episode. Speaker 6 (7:58) No, Speaker 1 (7:59) I fully didn't know what everybody was going to dress up as. So let me just say, Addy got it correct. Because you have the bandana to hide the fact that the glue's not laid. The wig's not laid. Speaker 6 (8:14) And then you got Speaker 1 (8:15) the graphic tee with the biker shorts. Speaker 6 (8:19) I'm just missing the nails. I'm going to have my nail appointment tomorrow. Speaker 1 (8:22) He's going to keep his outfit for tomorrow. I Speaker 8 (8:25) think Speaker 1 (8:25) I'm going to Speaker 6 (8:25) have my nail appointment tomorrow. For Speaker 1 (8:26) real. You have the lip liner. Speaker 6 (8:29) Yeah, I do. How do you feel? It's your first time in our studio. Yeah. I showed up, you guys. And I was like, this is my first time at the new pole. Do you like it? It's Speaker 1 (8:40) very Speaker 6 (8:40) catty. Super upgrade. Love it. Very proud of you guys. Thank you. And it's Speaker 1 (8:45) also Speaker 6 (8:45) my first time hearing you guys are with a new network. Yeah. Dear media. Super catty. Thank you. Thank you. Congrats. Speaker 1 (8:53) Happy Speaker 6 (8:53) birthday. Speaker 1 (8:54) Should we introduce the next doll? Speaker 8 (8:55) Yes. Speaker 6 (8:56) There's more. There Speaker 1 (8:58) sure is, Speaker 6 (8:59) babe. Who Speaker 5 (9:00) should we bring out next? Speaker 6 (9:02) Let's bring back. Bring back Grindr Louie. Speaker 1 (9:07) That's the next one. I Speaker 6 (9:09) imagine like ding, ding, ding. Speaker 1 (9:11) Let's bring back. What did I say this era was? I know. I'm trying to remember what you said. Louie's life. Oh, yeah. I'm bringing out Louie's life. Speaker 8 (9:22) That's my best friend. Ew. That's my best friend. That's my best friend. Louie. Hey, Speaker 1 (9:29) Louise. If you know this outfit, you know exactly. Girl, the pants are Speaker 8 (9:36) getting me. Lali had Speaker 1 (9:38) this saved up for this episode. Speaker 8 (9:40) Yeah, look at the pants. Speaker 1 (9:42) The pads. The pads? I was like, what pants? This Speaker 2 (9:46) is pre-BBL, Louise. Speaker 1 (9:49) Dang. Speaker 2 (9:51) I'm just kidding. Speaker 6 (9:52) You're not de-reading everything, Speaker 1 (9:54) girl. I Speaker 4 (9:54) know. You just came from Speaker 1 (9:55) prison? Speaker 8 (9:55) Pre-BBL, Louise. Speaker 6 (9:58) You're Speaker 1 (9:58) roasting everybody. My first time here on this side of the camera in like a year. Speaker 2 (10:02) Oh, yeah. We haven't had Fern like in this studio. Not on Speaker 1 (10:06) this side. He hasn't filmed in this studio yet. Right. It's Speaker 2 (10:09) been Speaker 1 (10:09) a long time. Just came back from Fashion Week. No, fully. Okay, so this outfit was my first time at Fashion Week. And this is what I wore. All right. You Speaker 2 (10:21) don't have a stylist yet, huh? Speaker 1 (10:25) I did. To be fair, Samuel, I made him Speaker 5 (10:34) style me with the clothes I had at home because I didn't want to spend more money. Girl. Speaker 1 (10:40) So Speaker 5 (10:40) Samuel was like, girl. No, Speaker 1 (10:42) not Speaker 5 (10:42) smart. No, Samuel was like, Speaker 1 (10:44) oh yeah, I'll work with what I got. So I was just sending him pictures. And he's like, girl, just do this. And. Speaker 5 (10:52) For this outfit for Fashion Week, I went with MAC Cosmetics. And they had a runway. And this is what I wore to, like, walk with the dolls. Is it? Speaker 1 (11:02) That's the lore behind this outfit? Yeah. No, I feel like back Speaker 2 (11:05) in the day, this was, like, a good outfit. Speaker 1 (11:08) Back in the day? Speaker 2 (11:10) Like, in its era, you know? I Speaker 5 (11:12) feel Speaker 1 (11:12) like not for Speaker 2 (11:13) Fashion Speaker 1 (11:13) Week. Speaker 2 (11:13) I mean, it's cute. It could have been worse. It could have been worse. It was cute. Speaker 1 (11:19) You Speaker 2 (11:20) are. You are. It was cute. But Lali got Speaker 1 (11:21) it. Got it. Speaker 2 (11:23) Lali Speaker 8 (11:24) got it. Speaker 1 (11:25) Lali got it spot on with the shirt, the pants, the boots. The boots. I studied it down. And then yesterday he was like. Babe, do you have a bidet? A bidet? A fedora. Oh, a fedora. I was like, Lolly, do you have a fedora-looking hat? I was like, a black one that's flat around here. He was like, I've never worn a hat like that. He just wore one Speaker 8 (11:47) to Speaker 1 (11:47) Kate's baby shower. That's not a fedora. What is that one? A douche. I don't know. But he was, sorry, fully Lali was like, no, I've never worn that. Pigster, did it happen? I was like, yeah, I was like, pigster, did it happen? And Speaker 5 (11:59) then he pulled it up and I was like, that's a sun hat. Oh, your little witch hat. You guys remember that one, yeah? Speaker 8 (12:05) Oh, Speaker 5 (12:05) yeah, que no se la quitaba. I had him in so many colors, in brown and blue, black, Speaker 2 (12:10) red, Speaker 5 (12:11) khaki. Speaker 2 (12:12) What'd you do to them? Speaker 1 (12:25) Is that I wouldn't wear them normal they have to Speaker 5 (12:27) be so that all you could see was like Speaker 1 (12:34) Okay, let's bring out another doll this one's newer this one is Speaker 3 (13:02) Marlene! Speaker 8 (13:02) You Speaker 1 (13:03) look exactly like me. Speaker 8 (13:04) Marcos! Hasta las nalgas. Oh, perfect. Speaker 1 (13:16) Marlene, the outfit. I imagine. Marlene popped off with that. Yeah, Marlene, you did so good. When I walked into the studio, I saw Marlene and she low-key scared me. I was like... I was like, ¿Este quién es? All right. ¿Este señor? That was Speaker 3 (13:31) pretty Speaker 1 (13:32) spot Speaker 3 (13:32) on. Speaker 1 (13:33) No, the facial hair, the tejana. Dude, Speaker 3 (13:36) I had eyelashes when I had sex with them. I'm like, should I take them off? Yeah. Like extensions? Like the little extensions that I put on. She was like. I'm like, let me take them off. All Speaker 1 (13:46) right. Speaker 3 (13:46) Mi rosa. Speaker 1 (13:47) La comadre Louie. Okay. Yours was 10 out of 10, Marlene. Thank you. So if y'all don't know the lore, I'll. Speaker 5 (13:54) From this outfit. Me and Addy did a video with Karen and Eddie where we turned into compas. And this was my outfit that she put me in. And low-key, the reason I grew out my facial hair. And then I shaved it off. Not Speaker 1 (14:08) for the video. Like when I tried growing my Speaker 3 (14:12) low Speaker 5 (14:12) -key. Speaker 3 (14:12) Oh, I see, I see, I see. How long Speaker 5 (14:17) did you plan this one out for, Marlene? Speaker 3 (14:19) Honestly? Oh my God, story time. Can I tell him? Yeah. So I basically had another era. I was supposed to be another era. Wait, is her Speaker 5 (14:27) mic good? Or should it be closer? Speaker 5 (14:30) Girl, I'm not even working right now. Speaker 1 (14:32) Oh, it's him. I was asking Chris. Chris was like, girl, what? She's like, Speaker 8 (14:47) I've seen Speaker 1 (14:47) all these. Speaker 2 (14:49) She's like, I'm fucking over it. Speaker 2 (14:54) I'm like, everybody shut up. I Speaker 8 (14:56) was Speaker 3 (14:57) supposed to be another era, but my weight didn't come in on time. So I had to pull this out of my ass. Speaker 1 (15:33) She's done that before Speaker 3 (15:42) Okay, Speaker 1 (15:44) what other era are we going to be? Speaker 3 (15:46) The Edgar era. Oh. Speaker 1 (15:50) I like this one. I like Speaker 3 (15:52) this one a Speaker 1 (15:56) lot. Speaker 2 (15:58) Yeah? Okay. Speaker 1 (15:59) Should we introduce the next doll? Speaker 2 (16:02) Yes, we got another one. So the next Speaker 1 (16:04) doll we're introducing is the baddest perra. Speaker 2 (16:14) I don't know how I do it. I know, you should work for the camera because Louis always turks when he's Speaker 1 (16:21) a Speaker 2 (16:21) baddest perra. Speaker 1 (16:22) Yes. Speaker 2 (16:28) Girl you're Speaker 1 (16:29) a Speaker 2 (16:29) boo Speaker 1 (16:29) boo Hot Speaker 2 (16:32) in them Louie when Speaker 5 (16:39) you were there no cuz I wore this okay, so the lore about this outfit dolls don't understand Speaker 5 (16:45) Oh, no, they already saw you, doll. You can check it out on my Instagram. I know. I wore this outfit when me and Marlene and Yoati did the Tribalera club hosting. No, your Speaker 3 (16:57) birthday. Oh, yeah. No, but I Speaker 5 (16:59) also wore it for the Tribalera one. Oh, yeah. Your Speaker 3 (17:01) birthday was first, no? Yeah, Speaker 5 (17:04) but that was a different outfit. For my birthday, I wore the pants, but I wore a different top. But this exact one was for the Tribalera Club hosting. But the pantalones was for my birthday last year, you guys, almost a whole year ago. And I had a facial hair. You Speaker 2 (17:20) look kind of... Yeah, you look cute. Speaker 5 (17:23) For real, you do. No, but not when I wore this one specifically. And also, you should have worn glam. For real. Where's your glam? I wore a full glam for that outfit. Speaker 5 (17:43) Actually Speaker 2 (17:44) your pants you guys are the same size Speaker 1 (18:05) She's like, can I eat it? She's like, can Speaker 8 (18:07) I eat Speaker 1 (18:07) it? Speaker 8 (18:07) She's like, turkey. Rosebee. Speaker 1 (18:22) Rosebee? Okay, well, let's introduce the roast beef era. Speaker 3 (18:27) I Speaker 1 (18:28) come out. Speaker 8 (18:29) Perfect, like, transition. Perfect description. Speaker 1 (18:35) Okay, we have one more era that we're going to introduce. Speaker 5 (18:39) And Speaker 1 (18:40) maybe not everyone experiences era. Only a few of you. I did. So this era is the Hammy Louie. The Hammy Louie! Speaker 8 (18:54) Hey, what's up, Javi? The Javi Luis. Speaker 1 (18:58) Here's your micro, the Javi. The Javi Luis Speaker 8 (19:01) 831. Speaker 1 (19:03) Ah, bro. You guys, all of y'all picked a whole different era. And mind you, I did not know what they were choosing. Speaker 8 (19:12) Wait, do you hear that? Speaker 3 (19:25) Okay, Speaker 5 (19:39) please give us the lore of your outfit Speaker 8 (19:44) I'm straight Louie. I'm the Hammy Louie. That's why she has two little dots Speaker 5 (19:48) right here. It's not supposed to be a tattoo. It was my piercing. Speaker 1 (19:51) Oh, tears. Hi, girl. I was Speaker 5 (19:54) a Speaker 1 (19:54) fucking cholo. No, this was like, for real, the complete opposite of my era. Wait, for real. Like the chola and then the cholo. What era would date what Speaker 8 (20:04) era? Speaker 3 (20:05) I don't know. Speaker 8 (20:06) I'm just curious. Speaker 1 (20:07) Definitely, Speaker 5 (20:09) the Hammy Louie would have dated Carla for sure. And then el compa Louie would have dated Latina Louie. But very like on the low. Like his wife wouldn't know. Speaker 4 (20:21) Does that mean I can have Fashion Week Louie? Speaker 5 (20:24) Huh? Does that mean I can have Fashion Week Louie? No, Fashion Week Louie and the Baddest Perra don't get along. Because Fashion Week Louie was like a catty gay. Speaker 2 (20:32) Yeah. Imagine that. Speaker 5 (20:34) He was a catty gay. And then the Baddest Perra just knows. So they don't like each other. Yeah, so the Speaker 2 (20:39) Baddest Perra, you'd be single. Yeah, you'd be single. Because you're the Baddest Perra. Speaker 5 (20:43) And then Catty Louie would be... I mean, you know Grindr. Speaker 1 (20:47) Grindr. Right now. In your area. Speaker 2 (20:52) So would Grindr Louie just be like a Joss Rock? Speaker 8 (20:55) What? A what? Speaker 1 (20:57) I know. Speaker 8 (20:59) And I'm the one where you cross out on your yearbook. Speaker 1 (21:03) Oh wait, she needs a mic. Speaker 8 (21:05) I just Speaker 1 (21:06) heard what you said. Speaker 8 (21:08) What's that? So one time. Speaker 4 (21:18) Well what crystal Speaker 1 (21:20) was about to say Speaker 8 (21:44) Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear love! Happy birthday to you! Speaker 1 (22:01) Oh my god, give me a hug! What the fuck? Speaker 1 (22:14) You guys what the fuck tripping out that they walked in here First of all Speaker 1 (22:42) What the heck? They love you. Speaker 6 (22:45) Oh Speaker 1 (22:46) my gosh. We're gonna go Speaker 6 (22:47) 340. Wait, Speaker 1 (22:51) I'm still tripping. The little mustache. Speaker 5 (22:59) What time did you guys get here? What? I'm so confused. We woke Speaker 7 (23:03) up at 4. Or we left at 4 a Speaker 5 (23:06) .m. And then we got here around 11. Oh my god, I feel like I saw a fucking ghost. I'm Speaker 1 (23:11) like tripping. And I was so sad. They Speaker 5 (23:14) were all roasting Speaker 1 (23:14) in the sun. Speaker 7 (23:15) I know. They got here. So Speaker 5 (23:19) you guys have been here this whole time? Yeah, Speaker 7 (23:21) we've been in Alex's car. Because our AC doesn't work. So we were like. Wait, hold on. Am I closer Speaker 5 (23:26) to you? We can't hear you. Can I imagine? Speaker 1 (23:28) No, I'm still tripping. I feel like I'm all disoriented. What the heck? I was not expecting that. Take Speaker 8 (23:34) a shot. Speaker 1 (23:34) Take a shot. Speaker 2 (23:35) Take a shot. Take a shot. And blow your candles. Speaker 1 (23:38) Yeah, I know. Make Speaker 2 (23:39) a wish. Make a wish. Slow wish. Slow wish. Make a wish. Speaker 8 (23:43) I'm just kidding. What did you say? Make a Speaker 1 (23:47) wish, motherfucker. Wait, I want to take a picture. Speaker 4 (23:54) What Speaker 2 (23:55) does it say? What does it say? Good. Oh, Leo. Speaker 3 (24:02) I have a question for Speaker 4 (24:04) everyone. Does everyone know what year their era was? Speaker 7 (24:08) I know mine Speaker 4 (24:09) is like middle school. Speaker 1 (24:11) Wait, bitch, give me the lore of yours. I don't get it. Oh my God, the hair! Middle school! Sixth grade? Speaker 8 (24:19) Yeah! Speaker 2 (24:29) Wait, I low-key thought that was your actual hair Speaker 7 (24:32) I Speaker 8 (24:34) didn't Speaker 1 (24:42) realize it was like an errand Speaker 5 (24:58) Tell us your lore Speaker 2 (25:00) of your outfit. Speaker 2 (25:20) Yeah Yeah, I'm so glad though that we were able to get everybody here for Louie, you guys. Speaker 3 (25:26) I know he wanted to shed a tear when I saw them walk in and then Louie say, No, I didn't know. It's because Louie was like so shocked. It was cute. Yeah. No, I was so Speaker 1 (25:37) shocked. Me too. I was shaking. I was shaking Speaker 7 (25:40) too. You're probably going to see my leg. Speaker 1 (25:42) I was twerking. Speaker 5 (25:44) No, girls, thank you so much for coming. Are y'all staying or leaving? Speaker 6 (25:49) No, I mean, like, are y'all staying here for the whole week? We have to get drunk. No way. We're going to stay the whole week. Speaker 2 (25:56) You Speaker 1 (25:56) have to clean. Speaker 2 (25:57) No way. Your Speaker 1 (25:58) candles. Speaker 2 (25:59) Oh, wait, let me make a wish. Yeah, please make a wish. Make Speaker 1 (26:01) a Speaker 2 (26:01) wish. Make a wish. Speaker 5 (26:03) Make a wish. Sorry, y'all. I'm looking at the monitor. You look so Speaker 2 (26:07) cute. Yeah. This is so cute. I'm Speaker 5 (26:10) like emo right now. Speaker 2 (26:11) Picture, picture, picture. Ready? Pose. Speaker 5 (26:13) One, two, Speaker 2 (26:13) three. Speaker 2 (26:17) Got it. Wait, let me take Speaker 1 (26:18) one of mine. Speaker 2 (26:18) Yes, we're taking pictures right now, guys. Sorry. Just look at the monitor. Speaker 1 (26:23) One, two. Speaker 2 (26:28) So cute. Speaker 3 (26:30) No, Speaker 5 (26:30) I'm actually, like, looking at the monitor very emotional right now because this is so cute. And then when we were, like, planning this, because we're obviously missing Andrea and we're missing Aris. And, like, I feel like when we were planning it, I was, like, obviously keeping in mind all of y'all's schedule. And I was like. Speaker 1 (26:53) Okay, Speaker 8 (26:55) well I got something look at your phone Couldn't make it you don't have to look at the last Speaker 2 (27:15) We'll add it on for you guys. Speaker 4 (27:17) Happy Speaker 2 (27:17) birthday, Louis. I love you so much. I can't wait to celebrate with you. I am so grateful for our friendship and I will forever cherish what we have. I am so proud of you and everything that Speaker 7 (27:27) you've accomplished and I can't wait to see what else is in store for you. Happy 27th birthday and I hope you enjoy it. I love you. Aww, Addie. Speaker 8 (27:36) She's Speaker 5 (27:37) in her little uniform. Let Speaker 1 (27:39) me see her. Speaker 5 (27:41) She's in her scrubs. Because we know Addie's is busy. I haven't seen Addie's. I know. She even Speaker 3 (27:47) booked in this season. Yeah. Speaker 5 (27:49) She's in clinical. And she looks pretty close. But because she's a busy scholarly woman, I bet I'm going to watch Nance. Nance. Nance. Speaker 8 (27:59) Happy birthday, Louis. Me and Jasper are so excited to see you this weekend. And we love you very, very, very, very, very much. Speaker 1 (28:10) Imagine the next clip is Jasper like... And Speaker 8 (28:14) then I was like... And then I was like, Jasper! What hair is this? Speaker 1 (28:24) She's like hitting him on the edge of the corner. Speaker 8 (28:28) You're just here. Speaker 8 (28:37) Wait, Speaker 1 (28:39) let me see this one. Speaker 7 (28:46) I don't Speaker 1 (28:51) get it. Wait, what? What's happening? Hello speeding in the video. Speaker 8 (28:54) So I was going to have you like watch their video as they came in, but they were waiting outside for a really long time. So I was kind of like, let's get them in. Speaker 5 (29:06) Oh, so that was supposed to be very much like, oh, they didn't come. Oh, Speaker 1 (29:10) shit. Well, y'all were outside for a while because we've been filming. Yeah, they've Speaker 2 (29:13) been outside. Yeah. They've been. She Speaker 1 (29:17) was like. Okay. Speaker 5 (29:22) To go more into the. Oh, wait. Should I make a wish first? Yeah. The candles Speaker 3 (29:26) are. Speaker 8 (29:27) Yeah, they're all little. Speaker 2 (29:33) Make a wish, make a wish. Speaker 5 (29:34) Quiet on set. Let's blow Speaker 2 (29:36) powder so many. Wait, I don't Speaker 5 (29:38) want to be a fucking pick-me-butt sing. We did it. Happy birthday to you. Happy Speaker 8 (29:46) birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Louis. Happy birthday to you. Speaker 8 (30:12) Can we all blow Speaker 3 (30:33) No you guys Speaker 5 (30:46) I do want to say thank y'all for everyone for coming in. The theme, but also taking the time to come and celebrate. This means a lot to me. Speaker 2 (30:54) Not to Speaker 5 (30:55) get all fucking Chiona and shit, but has anybody heard about the retro renegade shit that's going on right now? The Speaker 2 (31:03) retrograde? Yeah. Supposedly it's been like... Speaker 5 (31:08) Oh, it's been affecting, like, people's emotions and shit. Oh, Speaker 8 (31:10) is Speaker 5 (31:10) that why I'm Speaker 3 (31:11) so sad and depressed? But Speaker 8 (31:11) I Speaker 3 (31:11) thought that's been going on for, like, months. No, it's been going on for Speaker 5 (31:14) a Speaker 3 (31:14) while. Oh, yeah? When did it end? It did end, Speaker 5 (31:17) but... When did it end? Speaker 2 (31:19) Girl, I'm still depressed. Because I was going to say, I don't like to Speaker 5 (31:22) blame it on fucking witchcraft and shit like that. But recently, I've been really emotional these last few days. Like, really bad. It's been like rollercoaster vibes. It's your Speaker 2 (31:31) period. Where it's Speaker 5 (31:31) like, I'll be really high good, and then I'll be, like, very bad lows for no reason. So then I feel like my birthday was coming up and I was low-key like in a bad one. Which is why I hadn't like planned my birthday or like my birthday trip or anything because I was like, girl, I'm going through it. So like right now seeing all of y'all here makes me so happy. Speaker 2 (31:49) Yay! So can we plan a birthday trip now? No. Speaker 5 (31:53) My bank account's not happy. Speaker 6 (31:56) My bank account's in a metro grade. Mine too. No, Speaker 5 (32:00) but I only brought up the renegade because... It was weird. And I was like, why the fuck am I feeling this way? And then I heard about that and I was like, I'll just blame it on the stars. Speaker 2 (32:12) No, it's Dawn. Oh, Speaker 5 (32:13) then I'm just depressed. Speaker 8 (32:21) Right Speaker 3 (32:22) before you're right before mine, too Don't forget about me Speaker 2 (32:29) I feel like you're more in tune with your emotions as you start to get older 100 Speaker 5 (32:35) % can Speaker 2 (32:36) you Speaker 1 (32:36) agree Speaker 5 (32:36) on that? Speaker 1 (32:37) Lali turned 27. I'll do it in it clicked. I feel like I wait Halloween I feel like I experienced your guys' frontal lobe developing. Speaker 2 (32:59) I Speaker 4 (32:59) think Speaker 2 (32:59) we Speaker 4 (33:03) should all take a celebratory happy birthday and then we should reconvene everything right now because there's a lot of people. Let's grab a drink. Speaker 1 (33:16) You want one, Lali? No Speaker 3 (33:17) tiene champaño, ¿verdad? Wait, Speaker 1 (33:19) you don't have enough. I'm still shaking. Speaker 5 (33:22) I'm just so excited and happy that you guys are Speaker 1 (33:24) all here. I told you y'all would be together. Speaker 2 (33:30) Like, all of the real ones are here, honestly. Except Aris and Nea. That's why I Speaker 5 (33:38) said, like... I'm emo. Like Speaker 2 (33:40) his day one. I was going to Speaker 5 (33:41) say, you guys have been and seen me through so many different eras, which is why we're all dressed like this. But also just the fact that you guys have stuck by my side for so long. I didn't have Speaker 1 (33:50) a Speaker 5 (33:50) choice. Speaker 1 (33:50) I know. I looked at you and Speaker 5 (33:52) I was like, well, all three of y'all have to be here. Speaker 1 (33:55) I'm like, look this way only. Speaker 5 (33:58) No, but even though like none of us are like. texting each other 24-7 and we all kind of have our own things going on. Speaker 3 (34:04) You Speaker 5 (34:04) look at Speaker 3 (34:04) me. We Speaker 8 (34:06) don't see each other a lot. I know. Speaker 5 (34:08) Some of us don't come around. Speaker 8 (34:11) Some of us are always traveling. I know. I'm Speaker 5 (34:13) like, when you come around, you don't drink. Speaker 5 (34:17) Like some of us are in other parts of the world. I'm just kidding. Speaker 8 (34:19) Some of us have a lot of other friends. And some of us keep fucking going to Texas. Speaker 5 (34:28) Dumbass. Okay, no, but all that shit aside, I love you guys and thank you for being with me for so many years. We Speaker 8 (34:35) love Speaker 5 (34:35) you. Speaker 8 (34:35) Happy birthday. Cheers. Speaker 5 (34:37) Also cheers to Andrea and Aris. And Mampa. Speaker 2 (34:42) Mampa and Macha. We Speaker 5 (34:43) all should have brought that. Speaker 5 (34:48) Now, yesterday we had a little cute moment with my parents, so I felt like pre-birthday activities. Speaker 2 (34:54) We were at a little spa. Just Speaker 5 (34:56) us four, and it was really cute. Speaker 2 (34:58) Yeah, I think we need to do that a little bit more often. Yeah. Did Speaker 1 (35:05) you do TikTok? Which one? Oh, the one we did in the pool? Put the push plate away. That one. Skin and bone. Skin Speaker 2 (35:12) and Speaker 1 (35:12) bone. Speaker 8 (35:13) Okay, Speaker 1 (35:14) wait, cut. We're back in a new little arrangement. We had to move some of the Louis around. It was dollhouse. Speaker 8 (35:21) That Speaker 1 (35:21) was one of our makeup artists. But right now it reminded me because all the dolls are here. Okay, let's all take a little cheers. Cinco de drinko. I've Speaker 8 (35:33) been Speaker 1 (35:33) waiting. Speaker 1 (35:57) I gave your drinks You heard that too? Grumper dreams. Okay. Salud, paz, y amor. Cheers, Lali. Sin pinches jetas. Happy birthday, Nui. Thanks, dolls. Speaker 5 (36:20) Oh, fuck, that is empty. Can somebody get me a chaser? If you guys are at home, take a chaser with us. Or a drink. Speaker 2 (36:28) Are you guys ready for the next segment? Yes. Louis is all mid-shot. Speaker 1 (36:34) So, Speaker 2 (36:35) I did want to play a little game with all of Louis' closest friends. So. we're going to play who knows Louie best. Oh, shit. I Speaker 8 (36:46) knew Speaker 2 (36:46) it. And I have questions and everybody has a little card and a marker. So I'll ask the question and then you guys write it down, answer it, and then Louie will pick the winner. Oh, Speaker 8 (36:59) I get to play. Speaker 2 (37:01) Yeah. Speaker 1 (37:05) All right. Speaker 2 (37:07) Are you we ready? Speaker 1 (37:08) Are we ready? The Speaker 2 (37:10) first one. I'm going to ask it and I need Louis to confirm he's comfortable with this being shared. How big? Would you Speaker 1 (37:19) show Speaker 2 (37:19) me? How big? Don't Speaker 8 (37:22) look. Speaker 2 (37:23) It's the first one. Speaker 5 (37:27) I don't think any of them know her. Speaker 2 (37:31) Nope, Speaker 5 (37:32) none of them will know her. Okay, then we're going to go to the second one. Speaker 2 (37:36) We'll go to the second one. Speaker 5 (37:38) First Speaker 2 (37:38) question is, what is Louis' coffee order? Speaker 6 (37:57) Like Speaker 1 (37:58) the girliest one. Speaker 6 (37:59) He Speaker 3 (38:00) saw Speaker 1 (38:02) my answer. Speaker 3 (38:03) All right. I don't even know what to put. Hold on. Speaker 1 (38:07) And Speaker 5 (38:07) everyone Speaker 1 (38:13) has five seconds left. Do you want everyone Speaker 2 (38:21) to go around and say or just show you? Speaker 1 (38:23) Ooh, what do you think? Speaker 2 (38:25) Go around and say it super fast. We'll start with Grease. Speaker 5 (38:28) Grease, you're Speaker 2 (38:28) a Speaker 5 (38:28) cricket. Oh, shit. I grow up sharing. Speaker 8 (38:32) It's probably your old one, but matcha with three pumps of vanilla. Okay, next. Speaker 7 (38:38) I Speaker 8 (38:38) literally Speaker 7 (38:39) just put matcha. Speaker 5 (38:41) Okay, matcha. Speaker 7 (38:43) I said iced latte with oat milk. Okay, okay. Speaker 1 (38:48) Everybody's wrong. Everyone starts asking me. Speaker 3 (38:52) Caramel chai latte. Caramel chai latte? She's like,