Kylie & Jane Lynch on Glee Reboot, New Donna Kelce Cat Plan & A Very Royal Invitation Extended

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce

Host Kylie Kelce sits down with comedy icon Jane Lynch to discuss everything from the possibility of a Glee reboot to the nuances of being a

Key takeaways

• Jane Lynch expresses high interest in returning to the role of Sue Sylvester for a Glee reboot.
• The duo discusses the physical sensation of being a tall woman and the 'bird's eye view' advantage.

Main topics

• Glee Reboot
• Tall Women Experiences

Notable quotes

I would be the first one in line to do it.

Conclusion

A nostalgic and humorous deep dive into pop culture icons and relatabl

Transcript preview

Speaker 1 (0:00) You in my office now. Donna or Lisa, if you're listening to this. Speaker 2 (0:09) Princess Kate, Duchess of Cambridge, if you ever wanted to come on and chit chat about some field hockey and maybe kids, we'd love to have you. Happy llama, sad llama, totally rad mama, super llama, drama llama. Can you guess what the top comment is? Speaker 1 (0:29) No. Glee Speaker 2 (0:30) reboot when? I Speaker 1 (0:32) would love to do it. I'd be the first one in line. I'm Speaker 2 (0:36) not going to lie. I'm sick of these kids trying to tell me stories after I've already scratched backs and said I love you. Speaker 1 (0:46) It's bedtime. Speaker 2 (0:48) Close your eyelids and stop talking. I asked for these stories at the dinner table and you did not offer them up. And now at 9.30 at night when I'm fighting for my life, it's Speaker 1 (1:00) not the time. It's not the Speaker 2 (1:02) time. It's not the time. I want to know the details. It is not the time. Let's get this podcast started. Speaker 2 (1:15) Welcome back to a brand new episode of Not Gonna Lie, a wave original brought to you by Allstate. And just to get this out of the way, go birds and go Uncle Trav. We're taping this less than 24 hours after both wins, and I'm still pretty hype about it. Now, I wish that the Eagles would just safely win. It's shaving years off of my life. Cut that out. Okay. You know what's not shaving years off in my life? The fact that Uncle Trav broke another record. That's right. Because he is, I said what I said, and I'll say it to anybody's face. Speaker 1 (1:57) Okay. Speaker 2 (1:58) Go ahead, Trav. Yes. Now, I guess I'll try to focus. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. Speaker 2 (2:07) big giant fan of Fat Bear Week. Happy Fat Bear Week to all who celebrate. There is a outstanding display, just an outstanding display of bears, specifically fat bears who are, they're worthy of your support. Okay. Now. Speaker 2 (2:33) Some favorites this year. Chunk for the repeat, maybe. But a lot of people are rooting for female Marshmello. That's right. Her name is Marshmello, who is reportedly, this is a quote, a quote, the fattest she's ever been. Why can't anybody, why can't anybody cheer me on when I'm the fattest I've ever been? Who are we kidding? Speaker 2 (3:06) My husband's cheering on that fat ass. Am I right? Okay. Anyway, contrary to popular belief, I did not adopt another dog. Guys. Guys. My friend Alex did. Speaking of, we're going to test out my self-control again next week with some more adoptable animals from the PSPCA. I'm so excited. And to answer the question many of you are asking, yes, all that shit was really in my minivan in the clean out video we posted. Speaker 2 (3:37) Someone really said that can't be real. Oh, oh, never mind. The next comment on that comment is notice how it's only men saying that. A few other observations from the comments. Someone said it's Jason's NFL locker all over again. Guys. Speaker 2 (4:00) We're meant for each other. And we also got our first candidate for SMA of the week, courtesy of that comment section. Someone said, Jesus, don't let it get that bad again. Make the kids take trash in every time you get home. It's easy. Do you know how many there are? Are you new here? There's four of them. Do you know how many snacks they eat on an average 10-minute car ride? 42. Each. Suck my ass, dude. It's not that serious. It really isn't because guess what? It got cleaned. Sometimes things get away from you. Stop acting high and mighty, okay? You're telling me that if I open every single closet in your house that it's going to be tidy? That's not the life that my ADHD brain lives in. So you can. Speaker 2 (5:08) Suck my ass. I knew we were filming that content, so I held off cleaning my car. All summer long. Chill out. Speaker 2 (5:19) God, take the stick out of your ass. Coming up on today's episode, I'm going to answer even more semi-unhinged questions from the real ones about men who have a problem with women who like football. Yuck. We're also going to be treated to some all-time doom scrolls about grandparents getting away with literally everything, Princess Kate, the field hockey phenom, and pumping in public. After that, I'm so damn excited for this. I'm going to be joined by a comedy. icon, actress, comedian, queen of the singer, and someone I have, you guessed it, no business speaking to. It's Jane Lynch. What? Guys, what? No. What? I can't. She does hit us with a, my office. Now she hit us with it. Speaker 2 (6:18) She Sue Sylvester'd us. Stay tuned or you'll miss it. Gosh. But first, let's start things off with real one comment of the week. And this week's comment comes in the form of a real one TikTok because I got a shout out from comedian and content creator Sirus. Let's see this clip. Speaker 1 (6:39) Do you know Kylie Kelsey? What's his name? Speaker 2 (6:48) He did. Which one is Speaker 1 (6:50) that? Speaker 2 (6:51) Philadelphia. Speaker 1 (6:52) She's amazing. Like very, very progressively thoughtful, articulate. I would do that podcast with him. If she talked more. I think they have it together, no? I don't know too much about that, but big thumbs up. Are Speaker 2 (7:31) you fucking kidding me? First of all. Speaker 2 (7:40) Knowing about me and not my husband or my brother-in-law, wild take. Thank you. But also, I could tell you about them. They're great. You'd love them. They're a good time. Also, can we just have a moment of pause? Speaker 2 (8:06) For this beat? Are you fucking kidding me? I feel like I could stare into their face for like six days straight and just like let it burn into my retinas. Can I? But stay so I can stare at you more. Do we get you as a special guest? Are you good? Are you gonna? You can be a special guest. You can check on, on see Bruce on Tik TOK. If you haven't already some hilarious NFL tech talks, let's see him reach beating his boyfriend. Can Speaker 1 (8:37) only two teams play at a time, like on the field. Speaker 2 (8:43) He said, why do you want to get a touchdown without like getting Speaker 1 (8:47) a touchdown? Like in the end, like making it to the end, is there a seven points that you can get without doing that or no. Speaker 1 (8:56) No, can you do without crossing that line? If Speaker 2 (8:58) you have any football questions, I might be able to answer them We could try although I feel like you already know the answer Speaker 1 (9:05) to a lot of your questions Speaker 2 (9:06) Just Speaker 1 (9:08) a thought Speaker 2 (9:09) All right. That's it for real one video of the week. Next up, the real one sent in so many questions last week that I'm going to answer a few more bangers in a brand new edition of ask me some things because some of you can't be trusted with an ask me anything. Ask me some things is brought to you by NFL Sunday ticket on YouTube TV. Every game, every Sunday, all in one place. First, are we, are we doing rapid fire? We were good at rapid fire last week. Speaker 2 (9:40) Wow. It was too fast? Too rapid of fire? Queen Emma said last week was too rapid. I was too good at rapid fire. So this week we're going medium fire, she said. Apparently I did not provide enough context to any of my answers. Although I did show my husband my answer about the dancing because I still feel like I nailed that. His response? Travis is enthusiastic. Speaker 2 (10:08) Not the point. First up from Jordan. What should I do if a guy I'm interested in says you're weird for liking football? I'm sorry, Queen Emma, but I fear this is the most rapid of fires. I think you should tell him to suck your ass. Yuck. Is he intimidated because you know more about football? Is he bothered by the fact that you've paid attention? Is he upset about the fact that he can't impress you because he can't make it look like he knows a bunch about football because you actually know either the same amount or more? I think maybe go find someone who's going to really enjoy the fact that you have a shared interest. On a similar note, we also got a question from a new football fan, Barbara. Babs, what do you got? How do they decide where along the yard line to snap the ball? Help a Swifty learn football. Go birds. Deadass? Deadass. I have no fucking idea. I'm so sorry, Swifty. I wanted to help you. Deadass, I have no idea. My assumption is that it goes on the yard hashes on the side of the field where the play finished. Speaker 2 (11:32) But I don't know, and to be quite honest, this has not impacted me in any way, shape or form, watching football. I'm being told that's correct. That was just my assumption. I just don't want to say it with my whole chest like I'm right or that I've read that rule. Look at us, Babs. Barbara, we got there. And last, someone asked, are you a music on or off person in the car when you drive alone? Now, I think there's a population of people who would say, music off? Speaker 2 (12:04) in the car by yourself. But there have been a number of times where I have gotten in the car, turned, there's nothing on. And I get all the way to my destination and I realize that I was sitting in silence. Speaker 2 (12:30) Sometimes I do that. Sometimes my thoughts are so loud that I actually don't need any extra noise. Yeah. Now, if I had to choose between some of the requests that my children have and sitting in silence, I may also choose silence because you can only listen to the Descendants 4 soundtrack so many times, you know? And for the people who are like, I put on Foo Fighters and my kids, cool. I'm happy for you. Cool. Occasionally, I can get away with Beyonce or, I don't know, Paramore or Keisha Cole. Like, occasionally, I can get away with it. Ooh, Shania Twain. We got into a little Celine Dion last week, okay? Speaker 1 (13:30) But sometimes I just get bullied and sometimes I've had enough, Speaker 2 (13:35) you Speaker 1 (13:36) know? Speaker 2 (13:36) Ooh, let me tell you, Olivia Dean has been on repeat in our car. So that music on Olivia, music on Olivia Dean. Oh my gosh. Is this for real? For real? Okay. Apparently Spotify has an update now where kids music will no longer affect your wrapped or recommended playlist. Kiss my ass. You're kidding. Speaker 2 (13:57) That's amazing. Wow. Talk about adapting. Hell yeah. Oh, I'm so excited. That brought the vibes up. Wow. Because don't get me wrong, I'm so into it. Go Noodle? Yeah. We Llamas all the way to school today. Happy Llamas, sad Llamas, totally rad Llamas, super Llamas, drama Llamas, big bad Mama Llamas. Moose, goose, llama on the loose. This is my favorite part. President Obama llama. Yes, we can. The fact that the whole minivan is jamming to that is ridiculous. And I love it. How about that for rapid fire? All right. That's Ask Me Some Things brought to you by NFL Sunday Ticket on YouTube TV. Let's keep it scrolling. And rolling. With Doom Scroll of the Week brought to you by DoorDash. First up, as a mom to enough creatures, this grandmother is really testing my aunt, uncle, grandparent privilege policy. Queen Emma, the clip, please. This video says, that's weird. My mom became a grandmother and forgot how to say no. I think that's a universal experience, honestly. For our audio listeners. The kid is walking into the house with a new aquarium with a little fish in it, like a little aquarium, a kid-sized aquarium. Grandma's standing next to the car, smiling and waving. Interesting. A couple questions just to clarify. Does grandma live at the house now as full-time fish care? Because that's the only way this makes sense. I think mom has to be on board with any additional heartbeats added to the household. I feel very strongly about that. Speaker 2 (15:48) We have had a fish in our house. Its name was Patsy. It kicked the bucket. To be clear, it lived for a while. R.I.P. Patsy. Pour some out for my dead homies. We're unsure why. Was it the fact that someone sunk some markers in the fish tank and dyed it blue? I don't know. If I could have saved Patsy, I would. Okay? But also... don't bring heartbeats in the house without mom approving. That's ridiculous behavior. We don't do that. Because you know who's going to be responsible for those heartbeats? You guessed it. Speaker 1 (16:39) Mom. Speaker 2 (16:39) I don't think Nana or Dee Dee would do this. I think that, I mean, if they wanted to get us a cat, ladies, ladies, don't get us anything with a heartbeat, Dee Dee and Nana. Speaker 2 (17:24) Just kidding. Am I? Okay. Next up, Princess Kate just reminded everyone that she's still an absolute boss at field hockey. Let's see this clip. Queen Emma. Okay. Who's she apologizing to? Did she hit someone? I would love that. Now, here's the deal. Speaker 2 (17:59) First of all, looks beautiful doing it. Love that. For everyone in the comments who are about to correct me, I'm aware that she's actually playing the Scottish sport of shinty. I'm still calling it a win for field hockey because where do you think she got that skill? Yeah, that's right. She's a field hockey player. Also, this brings me to another point. Speaker 2 (18:26) I would just like to point out, I think ESPN did us dirty as a sport. Okay. There's a clip that went viral a week and a half ago, maybe where ESPN posted a highlight shot in a field hockey game. And it wasn't our best showing. I have to be honest. No disrespect to the athletes that are involved in this highlight clip. The person who took the shot did a great job. The goalie was trying to do whatever they could to try and get back into position to play and ended up falling on the ground for a second. Okay. Sometimes you do what you can, but it wasn't our best showing. And we got ripped to shreds in the comments. I would just like to say, first of all, it's a