We're BACK Baby (no.4...)

My Therapist Ghosted Me

The hosts return to the podcast following a hiatus due to the birth of a new baby, Remy Valentine. They catch up on a wide array of pop cult

Key takeaways

• The hosts discussed the naming process for baby Remy Valentine, having considered names like Rocky, Elvis, and Alba.
• Vogue announced her upcoming US tour itinerary, including stops in Seattle, San Francisco, Las Vegas, and New York.

Main topics

• Baby naming and new arrivals
• Olympic breakdancing controversy

Notable quotes

Remy is giving Hollywood. It's giving Hollywood or Stripper.

Conclusion

A chaotic and humorous catch-up episode that blends personal life upda

Transcript preview

Speaker 1 (0:02) This is a global production. Have Speaker 2 (0:04) we lost the art of bringing in sick? What the fuck was I on? Speaker 3 (0:09) If Speaker 2 (0:10) anyone's thinking of taking in a family of hamsters, please contact Bo for a brainstorm on identity. This woman shits herself physically, Rae guns herself emotionally and spiritually. My Speaker 3 (0:23) neighbor's dogs were called Sam and Speaker 2 (0:24) Ella. Two golden Speaker 3 (0:26) retrievers. Speaker 2 (0:27) I'm like, Sam and Ella! We each get you a little clown horn that every time you say something that you don't mean, you go, eh, Speaker 3 (0:32) eh, eh, eh. Not true, not true. They have to then try and clean it up. Okay, Speaker 2 (0:37) there's Speaker 1 (0:38) the Speaker 2 (0:38) limit. Speaker 1 (0:38) We found Speaker 3 (0:38) it. Okay, yeah. Speaker 2 (0:40) We fit the wall. Speaker 3 (0:46) Hello and welcome. We're back. Speaker 2 (0:49) We're back, baby. We're back, baby, with a baby. We're Speaker 3 (0:54) back. We've had the baby. Yeah. The baby is still living with me, but he might move to Joanne for nights. We haven't decided yet, but I think that's how we're going to split our time. Speaker 2 (1:04) Well, I did when I met him. He was, he was, he, you see, I only meet babies when they're, babies, babies. I only meet babies when they're sleeping. When I met Remy Valentine. Speaker 2 (1:18) Cool Speaker 3 (1:18) name, by the way. Speaker 2 (1:19) I mean, it's Rocky for a Speaker 3 (1:22) day, by the way. It was Rocky for a day. Speaker 2 (1:23) Yeah, I love Rocky. I think it's a great name. Remy is giving Hollywood. It's giving Hollywood or Stripper. Remy Valentine. Yeah, I will Speaker 3 (1:32) say Hollywood. We had no name. I was really furious about Elvis in the hospital because I was like, well, he's come out and he looks like Elvis. So this is awkward. Yeah. I knew that we couldn't have Elvis. And then it was between Remy and Rocky. And for the whole day, I was like, no, he's Rocky. Rocky. And I'd like, I'd like set up his like cot and stuff and like named it Rocky and like everything was Rocky. And then the next day, the day I left hospital, I woke up and I said, that's not Rocky. Who is that? That's not Rocky. And I was like, we left the hospital with no name. And then I registered him and I had a week to choose the name. Speaker 2 (2:09) And then Speaker 3 (2:09) I was like, actually, I love Remy. But I hated Remy a few days before. So I would say if you're having a baby, choose the name before because you're like, you're not yourself. Speaker 2 (2:20) Yeah. After. Yeah. But they do, people do say now, obviously as someone who hasn't birthed a child yet, I'm not familiar with the experience, but they do say sometimes people will have had a baby name confirmed, like in their head. And then when the baby comes out, they're like, oh God, no, that's, that's not a, that's not a Derek at all or whatever. There's a book called, have you read the names? Derek? Speaker 3 (2:43) Shit. Well, I mean, no one's Derek to be fair. I have an uncle called Derek. Oh God. Yeah, that generation, Derek was probably quite acceptable then. Speaker 2 (2:53) Yeah. But there's Speaker 3 (2:54) a Speaker 2 (2:54) book called The Names, which it's literally all about that. Like the life that your child has underneath different names and it opens with the woman on her way to the naming, what do you call it? Naming shop? What do you call it? The registry office. Yeah. And her husband wants her to call the child Gordon after himself and she's having a panic attack. Oh, I Speaker 3 (3:15) know that book. Speaker 2 (3:16) If I call this child Gordon, it's going to have an awful, awful life. It's a really good book. It's quite a sad book, no? Yes, it's quite sad. It's so good of reviews. It's quite sad. I Speaker 3 (3:27) know. Speaker 2 (3:28) Is that definitely Speaker 3 (3:29) what it's called? I do think it's really important to choose a good, strong name. But I was going on chat GBT the whole time Speaker 1 (3:37) because I was like, this is the only person. Speaker 3 (3:39) Really? Yeah, because I was like, I don't want a name that's super. So he was Sonny Valentine at one point. And the reason he wasn't that is because we found out there was a character on Hollyoaks called Sonny Valentine. And Speaker 2 (3:52) we Speaker 3 (3:52) were like, OK, we can't do Sonny Valentine now. Then I wanted him to be called Fox. And they were like, Vogue, please. It's the same vein as Elvis. Just don't do it. Then he was going to be called Alba because it's an Irish name. A-I-L-B-H-E. Speaker 2 (4:07) Alba, no? Alba Speaker 3 (4:08) is a girl's name. Yeah. Alba, yeah. But Alba's a girl's Speaker 2 (4:12) name over here. A-I-L-B-H-E. That's the Irish saying. It's a boy's name in Ireland, Speaker 3 (4:17) Alba. But in England, it's a girl's name. Speaker 2 (4:20) Is Alba not spelled A-I-L-B Speaker 3 (4:21) -H Speaker 2 (4:22) -E? The girl's name in Speaker 3 (4:23) Ireland. Speaker 2 (4:24) I don't know. Speaker 3 (4:25) This one was, I listened to chat, still chat GBT tell me. Then Remy, I was like, is Remy really popular? And it was like, it's not really popular. Well, it's really popular amongst old French men. I don't mind old French men. Speaker 2 (4:37) They're on the way out. So there's no one in his class going to be called Remy. Folk to folk, just to stop, and I think you made all the right choices, but Alva, just to stop you, that would be like calling him Sinead. Alba is an Irish girl's name. Speaker 3 (4:50) No, maybe I'm spelling it wrong. There is an Irish boy's name called Alba, but it's spelt like that. A-I-L-B-H-E. Let me find it. Speaker 2 (5:00) I think you're about to call this baby boy Saoirse. No, there's nothing wrong with boys having girls' names. I'll tick-tock on all that. Yeah, A Speaker 3 (5:08) -I-L-B-E. Oh, sorry. No H, Speaker 2 (5:12) Grant. Speaker 3 (5:13) No H, sorry. Now it reeks of masculinity. Speaker 2 (5:15) I understand. Speaker 3 (5:16) Jesus Christ. Listen to these. Tiger, River, Buddy, Rocket, Elvie. What the fuck was I on? Speaker 2 (5:24) Wow. Well, I've left the dog names Speaker 3 (5:26) if anyone wants. Speaker 2 (5:29) Brilliant, yeah. If anyone's thinking of taking in a family of hamsters, please contact Vogue for a brainstorm on identity. Speaker 3 (5:41) Oh my God, remember he was Lucky. He was Lucky Bear for a while, but then he was like, that's a dog's name. I'm not having it. Like I say, Speaker 2 (5:47) unlucky to call someone lucky. It is. You do feel like you're chancing fate there. You're kind of negging destiny. But it's only since, because obviously I'm reading all about, not reading all about the Mormons, because I'm going to Salt Lake City. I'm reading a tiny bit about the Mormons and I know that they love these kind of whimsy names. So yeah. So now I'm not shocked by anything. Do you know what I mean? Speaker 3 (6:08) You Speaker 2 (6:09) could have called him... I'm kind of shocked when I read that list back, to be honest with you. Air Fryer Garden House, and I would have been like, fair. Speaker 3 (6:16) Air Fryer, great name. Nothing wrong with that. All is well. Baby, ten fingers, ten toes, Speaker 2 (6:22) two eyes, two ears, head, neck. Speaker 3 (6:24) I'd like to clear up the Santa hat as well. Oh. What was this? I missed it. Because you know the way... The first pictures that you get of the baby, and I'm a very organized person. I had everything in like those little bags. So like his going home outfit, his other outfit. Speaker 2 (6:39) I forgot to pack a hat. And the only hat the hospital had was this Santa hat. And it was Speaker 3 (6:45) basically Speaker 1 (6:45) a Speaker 3 (6:46) red and white woolen hat. I think it had a bubble. And everyone was like, why is the kid wearing a Santa hat? I hadn't got a hat. There was no other hat. So that was why Remy was wearing a Santa hat in his first pictures, which he'll be thrilled about when Speaker 2 (7:00) he sees them when he's older. Speaker 3 (7:01) Do Speaker 2 (7:01) they have Speaker 3 (7:01) to wear hats Speaker 2 (7:02) leaving? Is that like a rule? Speaker 3 (7:05) Not necessarily, like they lose a lot of heat from their heads. Speaker 2 (7:08) Yeah. My God, Speaker 3 (7:10) do they what? Speaker 2 (7:10) As in, I only know myself because now I've got loads of stenos in again. I've gained heat in my head and I'm back sweating to the point where they have to keep stopping filming to blot my tash. So I understand. I can see how, yeah. Speaker 3 (7:22) Cut. I'm like, oh, they do checks Speaker 1 (7:24) on everyone. Speaker 3 (7:24) Someone get the back of her Speaker 2 (7:25) neck. No, just me. Just me. Speaker 3 (7:29) In Speaker 2 (7:29) front of a whole TV audience. So, so yeah, so that makes sense. So you're just basically It's just because you'd be worried the baby's cold. Do you put them in little mittens? Speaker 3 (7:39) You can, Speaker 2 (7:40) but that's more for them scratching themselves. He hasn't worn mittens since. He's okay. Cute. It was a lovely day had by all. And then as they were cutting the umbilical cord, you went to see Jay-Z. Unbelievable. I was Speaker 3 (7:56) having a real, real Speaker 2 (7:58) Debbie Downer day that Speaker 3 (8:00) day. I forgot about that when you've just had a baby. your hormones like will crash. And I hadn't slept well. And it was T's birthday that day. We'd gone out for lunch and la la la la. We'd had a lovely day. And then I was like, I had asked our friend Jess for tickets and he gave me really nice tickets. And I was like, I really want to go. But then I was like, I don't want to go because I'm so tired Speaker 2 (8:19) and Speaker 3 (8:19) I feel really like sad today and I just don't want to go anywhere. And then I was like, I can't, I can't ask for the tickets and then not go. So it's like, we have to go. So we went. And as soon as I walked in, I was. Speaker 2 (8:32) absolutely thrilled. It was, it Speaker 3 (8:35) was un, like he was so good. I'm getting a stab vest. He has, he was wearing these stab vests on stage. Did you see him? He looked so cool. No, I'd love a stab vest. For safety and fashion. Speaker 2 (8:47) Yeah. I've just gotten a pair of Timbalands as well. So, Speaker 3 (8:51) Spenny, Spenny was looking at Jay-Z and he was like, I'm going to, I'm going to break my Timbalands back out. And I was like, please don't, don't break Speaker 2 (8:58) it. Everything comes full circle. Do you see Caterpillar? Do you know the brand Caterpillar? They're after collabing with Svorsky, the Diamante company. Should you not remember Doc Speaker 3 (9:07) Martens when Speaker 2 (9:08) you were younger and you'd get the Speaker 3 (9:08) flowery ones? Speaker 2 (9:10) No, were they just designed? These are actual bejazzled, like bejazzled boots. I could get into them. I like Svorsky or whatever it's called. Svorsky. I mean, I can't pronounce it, so it doesn't matter. They're not for me. It's not. I don't like the style of it. But even I, because I obviously worry about sometimes what people will say to you because people feel very entitled to say things to you and give you shit about stuff. And I was like, I hope she's okay going to this concert. I'd imagine, are people not going to be like, where's the baby? Is it not all that? Speaker 3 (9:43) Well, no, because I only actually missed one feed. So, and... Speaker 1 (9:48) And Speaker 3 (9:48) it's quite Speaker 2 (9:49) frankly Speaker 3 (9:49) none of their business. And I had a great time. I don't regret it at all. Since when did that stop Speaker 2 (9:54) them? He was at home waiting for Santa and his hat. Speaker 3 (9:57) He was fine. I just Speaker 2 (9:59) was like, I wonder if she's going to get abused for this thing. Speaker 3 (10:01) Ah, God, it was so good. Now, I had booked in another concert for the next week and I had to pull out of that. I had pushed it too far. I was really glad I went to Jay-Z though because he's just the coolest. And I really want to go and see Celine. Have you seen her in France? Everyone's Speaker 2 (10:15) talking about it. Speaker 3 (10:16) No. I heard it's great. I'd say that would be unbelievable. Speaker 2 (10:19) Obviously, we're across the, um, Macklemore Sheeran scandal. Speaker 1 (10:26) Are Speaker 3 (10:26) we Speaker 1 (10:26) going to talk Speaker 3 (10:26) about it? Speaker 1 (10:28) I mean, oh, well. We should say that at time of recording, it's Wednesday. I think by the time it's Friday. I Speaker 3 (10:34) think by the time Friday comes on, I think that it Speaker 2 (10:37) will be cancelled. Yeah. I Speaker 3 (10:39) just think that like there's certain, there's certain, like I, I would be a massive Ed Sheeran fan. Speaker 2 (10:46) He's really fucked up. I mean, this is, it's a big fuck up. Speaker 3 (10:50) Yeah, he's really, he's fucked up badly. As apologies go, and like, it's not also, Ed's Speaker 2 (10:54) like, I don't take political sides. Like, you Speaker 3 (10:56) have Speaker 2 (10:56) done before, Ed, Speaker 3 (10:57) to be fair Speaker 2 (10:57) now. You just didn't. Full Speaker 3 (10:58) transparency. When it was Ukraine, Speaker 2 (11:00) yeah. Yeah, you have. But it's the apology. It's the whole thing. This is why people need publicists. Like, Speaker 3 (11:07) Ed! Speaker 2 (11:09) Do Speaker 3 (11:09) you know how many people would have been working on that statement, Sean? No! That's the equivalent of when Theodore goes to me, stay! Speaker 2 (11:17) Stay! Speaker 3 (11:18) That's the equivalent of the apology that Ed came Speaker 2 (11:21) in. Speaker 3 (11:21) I'm sorry you Speaker 2 (11:21) feel like this, but the suggestion is I've done nothing wrong. He didn't even put that thing through ChatGVT. Like, it was literally... You're Speaker 3 (11:31) selling out arenas in America. You're telling me the... promoter is controlling everything and you're not. Get a grip, Edward. Yeah, someone Speaker 2 (11:39) did, someone was tweeting something the other day and they're like, Macklemore doing the Macklemost and it's all just like, he's been kind of elevated to God status now. And I mean, in fairness to him, I, like, I will say, Macklemore's music. I'm not really that aware of it, but I always knew he was a sound person. Do you know what I mean? Like I've seen him in