Dante and Jerry O'Connell reunite at Camp Barstool + Interview with Thunderbird Major Brandon "Crime" Maxson | Macrodosing - Aug 27, 2026

Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter

Dante and Jerry O'Connell reunite at Camp Barstool to discuss current events including AI data centers, vaping, Bill Gates, Gmail, and the M

Key takeaways

• Jerry O'Connell emphasizes the importance of accountability, urging Hunter Biden to express remorse for actions that affected public perception and history.

Main topics

• Current events: AI data centers, Bill Gates, Gmail, Meta lawsuit ruling
• Vaping culture and personal habits

Notable quotes

He should open with, Dad, I am so sorry. This must have been so difficult for you.

Conclusion

The episode blends political commentary with personal reflections and expert insights from

Transcript preview

Speaker 4 (0:00) Hey, MacroDosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Speaker 6 (0:08) What happens when you lock 18 co-workers in an office for one week to compete for a quarter million dollars? This is Surviving Barstool Season 5 presented by Rumble Premium, where each episode releases three hours early, so get it ad-free before anybody else, only when you join Rumble Premium. New episodes of Surviving Barstool will be released every Sunday and Wednesday, leading up to the Labor Day finale on September 7th. You can watch Surviving Barstool at 5 p.m. on Rumble Premium and everywhere else at 8 p.m. Eastern. Speaker 1 (0:44) Stella Blue Coffee is more than just great coffee. It's coffee with a purpose. Introducing We Brew to Rescue, a nationwide campaign using proceeds from our new ready-to-drink cans to help fund 1,000 pet adoptions this year. Every can you crack open helps a real pet find a real home. Simple as that. Made with 100 % Colombian coffee, each 11-ounce can delivers smooth, drinkable energy with a boost of protein. Available in espresso cafe mocha and espresso sweet cream. Built for mornings, long days, and everything in between. Drink Stella Blue, fuel your day, and help save a pet's life. You can follow our progress in real time throughout the campaign by watching the adoption tracker on our site. Grab yours now at StellaBlueCoffee.com, Amazon, and select retailers nationwide. Speaker 4 (1:38) Welcome back to Macrodosing. Today is Thursday and it is August 27th. We got a twofer coming up. We're going to start off here at Camp Barstool with Jerry, Memes, and Dante joining us. And then we're going to kick it back to the studio where Big T, Arian, Mad Dog, and Chaps sat down and did an interview with a F-16 Thunderbird pilot. I had to miss the interview, unfortunately. Crime. Had a doctor. Yeah. Had a doctor's interview. Brandon Crime Maxon. Crime is his call sign. But they're talking to the Thunderbirds pilot. So that's going to come after the hour and a half with Jerry Dante and memes helping to produce here at Camp Arsenal. So here we go. Speaker 4 (2:40) Alright, welcome back to Macrodosing. We're going to do a two-parter here today. We are live at Camp Barstool with myself, Big T, Mad Dog, joined by Dante the Don, and Jerry O'Connell. Hey, everybody. Good friends, quasi-lovers, mental lovers, you two. You have a spiritual connection. Speaker 5 (3:03) Yeah, you know, I do want to apologize, Dante, after you guys interviewed Hunter. Dante did reach out to me and I didn't reach back. I'm really sorry. Speaker 5 (3:15) It's funny. It's like you Speaker 3 (3:17) have a life outside us or something. Speaker 5 (3:19) You know what? I would say that. I got to say Hunter Biden is – I mean no offense, but I'm allowed to talk about it here. He's a strange guy to me. That's fine. He's a strange guy to me. I'm going to come out and say it. He's not as – I think there should be a – Speaker 5 (3:40) I think he should show a touch more remorse about what he put his old man through, you know? Speaker 3 (3:46) You're an Speaker 5 (3:46) enigma. Speaker 3 (3:47) Why? Speaker 5 (3:48) Like, Speaker 3 (3:49) I would not expect that from you at all. Speaker 5 (3:52) Yeah, I just think he should open, he shouldn't open with, well, you know, the conservatives have been attacking me for, this has been years. He should open with, Dad, I am so sorry. This must have been so difficult for you. I want to open with, I am so sorry. And I know people, how many times can I apologize and all that stuff for the foresee while he's out there doing all these interviews, that should be his, that should be his opening statement. Uh, first of all, Hey, uh, hold on a second. Uh, macro dosing before we get into anything. Uh, where's my camera, dad. I'm so sorry. I put you through that. It must've been so tough watching what I was going through being in such the public eye. Um, I'm sorry to say it. Very well said. I'm really sorry to say this. I'm a little fired up right now. He becomes the victim in this whole thing. He was attacked. He's the victim. And at some point, he has to say, this was me, and I am ashamed. And I saw him say, I'm trying to repair everything, and I understand that. Speaker 5 (5:05) It may have been like years for him at this point, but it's still pretty fresh in all of our minds, you know? And I'm going to go as far as to say some of his actions, I think, really affected the course of history. Speaker 3 (5:20) 100%, yeah. Speaker 5 (5:21) And if people are, if you're upset with how the course of history may be turned out, you can say like, hey, dude, like, and here's another thing about it. Speaker 5 (5:38) If you say I'm really sorry... Speaker 5 (5:42) People are like, yeah, it's okay, man. People are really willing to forgive. If you just come out and say, this is what I did wrong, it's called taking accountability. If I do anything wrong, I immediately say to myself, I've got to apologize to this person. Speaker 4 (6:00) What about the fantasy draft last year? What about Jaden Daniels cursing him? Have you apologized for that? Yeah, Speaker 5 (6:07) I am sorry. You changed the course of history. Okay. You know, for those who maybe don't listen to... You're just assuming everyone who listens to part of my take listens to macro dosing. I drafted Jaden Daniels. PFT is a big Commanders fan. And I said he was going to break records. And then he got injured in a horrific elbow injury. Speaker 5 (6:32) I'm not going to apologize for that because I didn't change the course of history. Like, let's be honest. I am going to apologize to you for not drafting Jackson Smith Najigba in the third round. And he ended up being the most prolific offensive player of the year. But nobody wants to talk about fantasy football Speaker 4 (6:49) here. Speaker 5 (6:49) You're right. If you Speaker 4 (6:49) apologize. That was my point about Deshaun, which is he's wondering why people keep booing him. It's like he hasn't taken an ounce of responsibility for anything yet. For those Speaker 5 (6:57) who don't know. Deshaun Watson is a quarterback for the Cleveland Browns who was embroiled in a... Speaker 4 (7:02) Here's the bit that Jerry's... I'm glad you found your bit for this show now. Yes. Well, it's Speaker 5 (7:06) not my bit for the show. I actually... If you work on a television show and someone says... Let's say we were doing a TV show for CBS and you said, well, that's the thing with... Deshaun, as a host, I would immediately look at the camera and go, for those who don't know, Deshaun Watson is a quarterback who plays for the Browns, who was embroiled in a massage therapist exposing himself scandal. Speaker 6 (7:33) Anyone who listened to the show as recently as Tuesday has heard about Deshaun Watson. So then I don't have Speaker 3 (7:38) to explain it. Anyway. You do a very good job at that, by the way. You did that on stage at the Chicago Theater. Oh, yeah. Multiple times. For Speaker 5 (7:45) what Dante is talking about, I'm on a tour of Stand By Me where we show the movie and then we have Speaker 4 (7:52) a Speaker 5 (7:52) discussion. Stand Speaker 4 (7:52) By Me is a movie Speaker 5 (7:52) for those who don't know. It's Speaker 4 (7:54) the most recent movie that Jerry's been in. You Speaker 5 (7:55) were the large child in that movie for those who don't know. It was so good. That was such a Speaker 3 (8:00) great night. Yeah, it was fun. It Speaker 5 (8:01) was Speaker 3 (8:01) awesome. Dante Speaker 5 (8:03) wanted to meet Corey Feldman. Dante wanted to come back. I brought him right backstage. Speaker 3 (8:07) What is it about Corey Feldman that you wanted to... Dude, it's just childhood nostalgia. Like, I... Grew up, I know you hate this, but Goonies was like my first movie as a kid that I was like, wow, movies are awesome. And then I was obsessed with Ninja Turtles and he was Donatello, my favorite Ninja Turtle. Why? Because the names are similar? I don't know. I think he was just, he was like the smart one and witty. And Feldman's voice was hysterical in the movie. So I just grew up idolizing the guy. Speaker 3 (8:41) He has not changed one single bit. He's like the exact same person. Not at all. Speaker 5 (8:47) He's a really interesting guy. We were doing the tour of Stand By Me. And so I'm on a tour bus with him, you know. And by the way, we play big houses. We play the Chicago Theater. There were like close to 3,000 people in there. It Speaker 3 (9:03) was packed, Speaker 5 (9:03) dude. Speaker 3 (9:03) It was on a Sunday night. It was Speaker 5 (9:04) packed. And it's really fun for me because the movie is a big part of my childhood and I watch it every time and then you get to talk about it. It's just, it's so fun. But we were on a bus in between, I think we took a bus from Indianapolis to Chicago and... Speaker 5 (9:23) Corey was just looking at me and I don't think I'll be upset in saying this. He's a vapor. He's like vaping and he's got, he's a vapor with like the big vape. He's got like, he's got like the, it's like the, it's not like a lot of the girls here at Barstool have like a little like, like I noticed that and they try and do it like cool when we're playing like Dungeons and Dragons with Tim Gunn. They're like. Speaker 4 (9:48) Yeah. Speaker 5 (9:49) Or they do the thing in the shirt where they go. No one can tell. Yeah. And I'm like, yeah. I'm like, honey, come on. You can blow it out. I don't give a shit if you're vaping. But Corey Feldman's got like the chamber one that obviously you plug into like. Yeah. It probably goes into a dock. It's like a Makita drill or something. He like mixes his Speaker 4 (10:04) own like vape chemicals and like. He does mix his own. Speaker 5 (10:08) Does he really? He mixes his own. And it's just like he's a chemist and then he's got that thing. And it looks like something from like Robocop or Star Trek where it's got like lights on it. And he's just like. And the hits he takes are so long. He's literally like this. He's like... Right Speaker 3 (10:35) here. Oh, my God. He's so young. He's like Speaker 5 (10:44) a dragon. He's like... Monster Hicks Island. Yeah. And it's... I'm just going to say for the record, vape smoke doesn't bother me at all. Unless it's flavored, I can't smell it. I don't think there are carcinogens in there. I don't use nicotine. That's crazy talk. Speaker 3 (11:02) That is crazy talk. Speaker 5 (11:04) I don't think it's as carcinogenic as cigarette smoke. Speaker 3 (11:10) You have some of the craziest fucking takes ever, Speaker 4 (11:12) dude. Speaker 3 (11:12) How Speaker 4 (11:13) is Speaker 3 (11:13) that crazy? Speaker 4 (11:14) Why is that so crazy, Dante? Cigarettes Speaker 1 (11:16) clearly Speaker 4 (11:16) has tar, right? And it's proven to be a cancer-causing agent. Speaker 3 (11:20) Yeah, but Speaker 4 (11:20) it's all Speaker 3 (11:20) the... Speaker 4 (11:20) It's probably not as healthy as they tell you it is. Speaker 3 (11:23) At least there's some natural base to cigarettes. I'm not saying cigarettes are good by any means. It's obviously pumped full of terrible fucking products. But... That is completely synthetic. Not American spirits. Speaker 5 (11:37) I think they're all natural. I think they're good for you, actually. The vape Speaker 3 (11:40) stuff is completely synthetic. It's all chemicals. I Speaker 5 (11:44) agree with you, but I just don't think... I think the bad thing is the burning of something. I think the thing that causes lung cancer. Oh, by the way, this is, we're not medical professionals in any way. No, Speaker 3 (11:57) this has gone off track. Speaker 5 (11:59) But I think the burning, I think it's the burning that causes the bad stuff in lungs. Am I correct in saying that? Like the burning of something. Yeah, but Speaker 4 (12:08) also it's the tar. I mean, chewing tobacco will Speaker 6 (12:11) give you mouth cancer. I think it's wherever you put it. Speaker 4 (12:14) There's bad stuff in tobacco, but it. Tobacco smells pretty good, in my opinion. Pipes, I would like to pay somebody to just hang out in the same room as me and smoke a pipe. Speaker 5 (12:23) Oh, man, they smell so good, don't Speaker 4 (12:25) they? Speaker 5 (12:25) Amazing. Speaker 1 (12:26) Also, Speaker 4 (12:26) right off Speaker 1 (12:27) the top, we kind of jumped into everything. I want to finish my Corey Feldman story quickly. Okay, finish it, yeah. He's vaping. Speaker 6 (12:34) Just finished his pop. He's like vaping. I forgot what it sounded like. Speaker 5 (12:37) Do I have to do it again? Yep. All right, so you know how it goes. And he looks at me and he goes. Hey, man, it's kind of what he sounds like. I mean, you would know because you loved his voice, Donatello, right? That's what he sounds like, right? Right, Dante? Yes. Hey, man. And he's like staring at me. And by the way, everyone else on the bus is complaining that he's vaping. But I'm like, you can sit next to me and vape. It's fine. There's no carcinogens in there. And he says, hey, man. And I go, yeah, Corey, what's up? And he said, you ever think about getting a nose job? Speaker 5 (13:18) And he was like, your nose. We've been watching this movie Stand By Me. And when you were a kid, it was so cute. And I'm guessing you've broken it a couple times. And I was like, yeah. And he's like, it's just not the same nose. It's just, it's a large nose. And you can get, you know, you don't have to have a large nose. Speaker 5 (13:35) And I was like, okay, thanks. And that's just the guy. And by the way. You Speaker 1 (13:39) had no comeback? You had no. Well, I. Speaker 5 (13:43) You Speaker 1 (13:43) have a regular nose. Speaker 5 (13:44) Yeah, I mean, but I had no comeback because it was one of the most shocking things that's ever been said to me. Well, it's so funny. At the time, I wasn't mad at him because that's just who he is. He's just, he's not trying to be rude to me. He's saying in all honesty, like, hey, dude, go get your nose fixed. Everybody does it. He's obviously, listen, it's no secret, he's a fan of Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson got his nose fixed a couple, 17 times. He was trying to say, you don't have to have such a large nose in Hollywood. And it's so funny. I wasn't rattled at the time. I just sort of laughed at it. But every morning I wake up now and the first thing I do is like brush my teeth. Sometimes I get food caught in the back of my teeth. I floss also. And I then like look in the mirror and I'm like. Speaker 1 (14:33) And Speaker 5 (14:33) I do feel like I have a very large nose. And I think like, or sometimes I do this in the mirror. I do this. I go. Speaker 3 (14:45) So they had an MC on stage, but Jerry was like the real MC. No. There were several times that Corey would just go so far on a tangent and Jerry would have to reel him back in. Yeah. all right, Corey, like, let's move on. Yeah. Like, where are you going Speaker 4 (15:02) with this? Speaker 3 (15:02) Or whatever. And he would get so mad and frustrated. That was hilarious. It's Speaker 5 (15:07) a fun time. He's a very good friend of mine. And it's, you know, I hope that 40 years from now, you guys are all still friends. I'm not kidding. Like here at Barstool, it's like so sweet to like still have friends for 40 years. And in Hollywood, a town that's so crazy. And it's just so. volatile and you only have friends for days at a time and it's so sweet that i get to do that tour with two of my oldest friends in the world that Speaker 4 (15:30) is very cool very cool um and and right off the bat i did i i left out memes is also uh sitting in behind the desk memes first time Speaker 1 (15:39) macrodosing producing yeah i was about to ask like is memes a regular producer here Speaker 4 (15:45) no no i actually we were talking about this before i asked memes if he had any interest at all in ever doing a podcast on his own. And then he said no, and then we kind of threw around the idea of maybe a Blutman and memes podcast. Yeah, I would listen to that. I would produce that podcast if you guys wanted to be on the mics. I would come up with a list of topics in conjunction with you all. We'd workshop that together, and then I would just produce it and let you guys kind of be the stars and shine. If you're interested in that, I think it Speaker 1 (16:17) would Speaker 4 (16:17) be a hit. Speaker 1 (16:20) I would be interested. Me and Bluntman said we could do a silent podcast, and Big T also said he would join in. Speaker 6 (16:26) I would like to be a guest. First guest? Yeah. On the silent podcast. Look at Speaker 4 (16:29) that. It books itself. Speaker 6 (16:30) Just fellas sitting. Speaker 4 (16:31) Yeah. Not a lot of talking. No. But when you do talk, people listen. Speaker 6 (16:36) Blutman, I finally got Blutman last fall to come to the office with me and watch a college football Saturday because he refused to do it for the longest time. He was like, I don't like distractions. I don't like people talking. I said, buddy, it's just me in there. We don't have to say a word. And I bet if you recorded the eight or so hours that we were in there. It was probably double digit words spoken. I don't think it hit a hundred. I Speaker 4 (16:59) love that. And it was Speaker 6 (17:00) beautiful. Speaker 4 (17:01) Jerry, would you ever be able to sit in a room with somebody and just be quiet for eight hours? Like the two of you? No, no talking. I don't think I could do it. No. So I don't think you could. Speaker 1 (17:08) No, I couldn't. You know, in Los Speaker 5 (17:09) Angeles, Speaker 4 (17:10) Jerry likes talking so much that we were going to bed last night. We went to our cabin and we get to get to the door. First, we hang out outside. I'm smoking a cigarette and Jerry's just standing there. continue our conversation. I love the Speaker 5 (17:21) carcinogens. I don't smoke anymore, but man, I love to be in the vicinity. And we go Speaker 4 (17:27) inside, we enter our cabin to go to bed, lights out. I go to my bed, take my phone out, uh, shirt off, pajamas on. And then Jerry just comes over and just kind of sits on the bed and we continue talking. Speaker 5 (17:40) Well, I also showed you one of my favorite Instagram feeds, which is something called, am I allowed to say it? Yeah, you can say it. It's called Bums and Drones. Bums and Drones. What? Dante, you're going to love this. They find unhoused people. Sorry. Speaker 4 (17:54) It's Hank Lockwood, co-host of Part of My Take. Hank, do you want to come in? Speaker 5 (17:58) He's going back to bed. They find unhoused people, and someone flies a drone over them and films them. And a lot of the... A lot of the unhoused people get freaked out by drones because they're typically on methamphetamine or something else that makes you very paranoid. So a lot of people are like, Speaker 1 (18:15) and running away from drones. And that's enough to make you paranoid if you're not on Speaker 4 (18:20) meth. And then if you are, it's like, oh shit, everything I thought was right. Yeah, well, I've had Speaker 5 (18:23) Fasoli flying a drone around me and I wave to it and stuff. But Bums and Drones is a really fun follow. Speaker 4 (18:29) Memes, do you have a microphone back there? Speaker 5 (18:32) Yes. Speaker 4 (18:33) I heard a story that you saw Fasoli's testicles yesterday. I did. So the old Brazil. Yeah, that's what he said. And then I was like, how did you how how did he only see your balls and not your dick? Speaker 5 (18:50) Because Speaker 1 (18:50) he saw your balls. I saw him saw Fasoli's balls, but didn't see his dick through shorts. No, no. He was naked in the showers. In the Speaker 5 (18:59) showers? Yeah. Oh, because we have communal showers here. He's Speaker 1 (19:03) not a towel around the waist guy? No, he was just yelling at us from inside the shower, but like out of the shower. And then I walked up to it. Right. And he was just naked. Wow. Speaker 5 (19:13) I can see that. Speaker 1 (19:14) I Speaker 5 (19:14) am a real, if I ever shower in a public place or change in a public place at a gym, I'm a towel around the waist. Very tight. I'm very concerned with meta glasses these days. Yes, you are very, very concerned. As you know, because PFT was wearing them last year when we were here for Camp Barstool. I wore Speaker 4 (19:34) them for maybe 30 minutes on the plane, and I told Jerry, I was like, hey, just so you know, if this is blinking, that means that the camera's on. And then I took them off, and I don't think I put them back on. So now every time Jerry talks around me, he asks me, like, are your glasses recording me? Well, I do. Well, listen, Speaker 5 (19:52) when, and you guys know this like off the air when you know me, I talk about a lot of like crazy stuff. Trans rights. I talk about unhoused people. What about that is Speaker 4 (20:03) crazy to Speaker 5 (20:04) you? These are, I'm sorry. I talk about hot button issues privately with you guys. Yeah, Speaker 1 (20:09) hot Speaker 5 (20:09) button, yep. Speaker 1 (20:10) You're in agreement that. Hot button, yes. Trans rights is a hot button issue. A lot of passionate. Passionate arguing out there. Speaker 5 (20:16) Yes. Speaker 1 (20:17) Specifically online. Speaker 5 (20:18) Are you guys ever online? Speaker 4 (20:20) Yeah. Yeah. Speaker 5 (20:21) So, you know, I'll come over to you and I'll make a statement about trans rights or something. And then I'll notice your glasses are flashing at me and I'll be like, you got to be fucking kidding me, PFT. I just got recorded saying that. That's never happened. You know? Yeah. So, pardon me if after you were wearing Meta glasses. Yeah. And spoke to me if I am a little concerned that if you're wearing thick rimmed glasses, if they're possibly recording me. I just want to know when I'm being recorded. Speaker 4 (20:52) Like right Speaker 5 (20:53) now, I know I'm being recorded. I would never say crazy Speaker 4 (20:55) shit. Yeah, correct. That's true. And then also there was one time Jerry and I were in the golf cart together for a video. And Jerry asked me if we were being recorded because he was doing the whole like, are your glasses recording me thing? I said, no, Jerry, we're not being recorded. Don't worry. And Jerry proceeds to expound on some hot button issues. Correct. And then we get to like the second tee and I'm like, oh shit, you know what, Jerry? I forgot. That's a GoPro right there on the camera. I was filmed the Speaker 5 (21:19) entire time. Speaker 4 (21:22) And it was a hidden camera. Yeah, that's a GoPro. I mean, it's noticeable. But yeah, I should have given you a heads up on that. I'm going to move the conversation along just a little bit here because we only have a few minutes. R.I.P. to one of the finest Americans ever, Dolly Parton. Speaker 6 (21:38) Goat. Speaker 4 (21:38) R.I.P. Dolly. We've talked about Dolly before. I've always said I think she's one of the greatest people who exemplifies the spirit of kindness and what it means, I think, to be a great American success story better than anybody else in this country. I love Dolly. She was a great entertainer, probably an even better human being than the entertainer, which is kind of saying something. But she was like I think she had the highest approval rating in terms of like net favorability. As a celebrity, what do you call that? The Q score? Speaker 6 (22:12) I think that's just how many people know you. Oh, Speaker 4 (22:14) know you. Okay, but her Speaker 6 (22:15) favorability Speaker 4 (22:16) was probably the highest in America. So Dolly was an all-time living legend. I've spent the last couple hours, I've been watching a lot of Dolly performances. She's an amazing voice, amazing human. R.I.P. Dolly. They should, I was saying they should either put her on, they won't put her on Mount Rushmore, obviously, because... Founding father, founding Speaker 5 (22:35) people. Speaker 4 (22:36) Yeah, people? Why not fathers? Founding persons. Okay. They won't put her on there because she's not a founding father. But they should put her on money. I think that Dolly Parton should be on currency. She should be the... When was the last time we added somebody new to money? Speaker 6 (22:54) They said for a long time, was it going to be Harriet Tubman they said was going to be on it? Yeah, on the 20, right? But then that never happened. I think Speaker 4 (22:59) Sacagawea. The Sacagawea dollar? I think that's Speaker 6 (23:03) the last one. Speaker 4 (23:03) Dolly Parton should be on money. If Speaker 6 (23:05) Sacagawea's on it, I mean, no disrespect, but Dolly Parton, yeah. Speaker 4 (23:09) A little disrespect, but yeah. No, she was great. I would like to see her, what dollar? What dollar bill should she be on? Hyundai. The Hyundai? No more Ben Franklin? Speaker 6 (23:22) Yeah. Speaker 4 (23:23) I mean, I think they Speaker 6 (23:24) were trying to get rid of Andrew Jackson, right? That was when they were like, Andrew Jackson, terrible guy, whatever. Correct, correct. Andrew Jackson, Tennessean. Yeah. So I think it's only fair we replace with arguably the greatest Tennessean of all time. Speaker 3 (23:36) I would go, I would invent a new dollar bill. It would be the $34 bill. Speaker 4 (23:41) Why is that the dollar bill, Doug? Cup Speaker 3 (23:44) size. Speaker 4 (23:45) No, that would be the... That's not the cup size. The cup size would be B or C. I know, but... Speaker 3 (23:51) Do you know how boobs work? Yeah, but you know... Speaker 7 (23:55) That's her chest. Yeah. Or her ribs is the 34 part. Speaker 3 (23:59) Well, you can't do letters, so... I Speaker 7 (24:02) was going to say the $5 as a 9 to 5. I considered Speaker 6 (24:05) that, but I think you're not trying to get rid of... Speaker 1 (24:09) Who's Speaker 4 (24:10) on the five? We got Abe on there, Speaker 1 (24:11) but he's on Speaker 4 (24:12) other stuff. We got enough stuff named after Lincoln. Speaker 5 (24:16) You know what's funny? Trump is changing all these bodies of water. Gulf of America, Lake America. He wants to get rid of Lake Ontario. Make it Lake America. Speaker 5 (24:31) Has it been awkward for anybody being around Oldie with all this tariff stuff? No, Speaker 4 (24:34) he's cool with it. Speaker 5 (24:35) Yeah. Everyone is like, because I do have to tell you, every time I see Oldie, I'm like, oh boy, I hope he's not harboring anything. I Speaker 4 (24:42) don't think Oldie's got his finger on the pulse of the tariff discussion. Speaker 5 (24:46) Yeah. He did say to me on the lunch line, he's like, got to get back in the room. Got to get negotiating. Got to get negotiating. Speaker 4 (24:52) Elbows up. Speaker 5 (24:53) That's what they say. Jerry, you sang a beautiful Speaker 6 (24:55) rendition of O Canada yesterday, but I was curious, you sang the old, the pre-woke version. Speaker 3 (25:02) They changed it? Oh, what's the post? Well, you Speaker 6 (25:04) said in all thy sons command. You can't say that anymore. You say all that persons? All of us command. Yeah, sons Speaker 3 (25:09) is bad. Sorry about that. Back to what you're saying. Yeah, Speaker 6 (25:13) that was years ago. Oh, Speaker 5 (25:14) I was going to say, I think he should name a body of water after Dolly Parton. I mean, he's like renaming lakes and stuff. But is there a, apologies, is there a river that cuts through Tennessee? Yeah. The Speaker 6 (25:25) Tennessee River, yeah. The Mississippi River as well, but that's on the other side. That's Speaker 4 (25:29) on, it goes, yeah. Speaker 5 (25:30) Can't change Mississippi River. I mean, should we call the Tennessee River the Dolly? I don't know. Speaker 6 (25:36) It's got a good name. I Speaker 5 (25:38) don't think that Speaker 4 (25:38) Dolly would want that. That's Speaker 5 (25:40) the Speaker 4 (25:40) thing about Dolly is you can say, oh, she should have this, she could have that, and she's been on record kind of not needing any of that stuff. I Speaker 5 (25:47) have to tell you full disclosure, and this isn't a bit, one of my daughter's names is Dolly after Dolly Parton. Great choice. My wife was pregnant with twins, twin girls. And we were talking about names, what we were going to do. Maybe some siblings were going to be in the mix. Maybe our grandparents' name. And my wife went to Dollywood. She really wanted to go to Dollywood. And she went before she gave birth with her friend. Speaker 5 (26:14) They went to see Dolly Parton live at Dollywood. Dolly Parton performed regularly at Dollywood. Yeah. And she saw, this is quite emotional actually, she saw my pregnant wife and said, hey, are you pregnant? And my wife stood up in the audience and they said, yeah. And she said, this next song is for you. And she sang Little Sparrow. And my wife called me up crying. Is this the first time someone's almost cried on macrodosing? No. Hunter. He actually did. Oh, really? We had Speaker 6 (26:48) some before. Speaker 5 (26:49) Who? Speaker 6 (26:51) Don't worry about it. Speaker 5 (26:52) Okay. Finish the story. This is a beautiful story. My wife called me up from the airport and she was crying and she went, we're naming one of our daughters. Oh, I love that. And it was really emotional. Well, that was an emotional woman. Dante, give me a hug. Here, you know Speaker 3 (27:10) what? I Speaker 6 (27:10) would love one of the airports in Tennessee, I think is more than fair. Everybody's been saying Nashville, which that's fine. The Knoxville airport is McGee-Tyson. Nobody knows who those Speaker 4 (27:22) people are. Speaker 6 (27:23) I disagree. Speaker 4 (27:26) It's not great to have an airport named after you. Why? Because nobody likes going to the airport. Speaker 6 (27:31) You've been to the Knoxville airport. It's Speaker 4 (27:33) beautiful. They confiscate so many guns. Speaker 6 (27:36) They do. They have a lot of guns that they put it in the line. But that little area before you get to security, it's beautiful. Speaker 4 (27:42) They have a waterfall or a water installation there. How funny. Speaker 5 (27:45) So normally in airports, you see all the water bottles and everything stacked up next to Speaker 6 (27:50) it. So is it all like... Firearms. They Speaker 5 (27:52) put Speaker 6 (27:52) a lot of pictures. They're like, we got this gun last week. Yeah, so as you Speaker 4 (27:56) weave your way, because I don't think they have a clear line. I don't think they have a pre-check. No, it's just a long, you know, the old school maze that you have to wind your way through. And every single turn along the way, they have a picture of a gun that they've confiscated at that airport. Speaker 1 (28:10) And Speaker 4 (28:10) you start to notice after the second or third, they're all from like the last four months. Because they put a date on every one. I was thinking when I saw these, oh, these are the guns they've taken over the years. No, it's like since March. Here are all the different revolvers we've taken. A lot of people flying with guns in Tennessee. Speaker 5 (28:27) Yeah, you know, I think a lot of people carry them. And if they're rushing to the airport, I think a lot of times what happens is, oh, man, I had a gun in there. And it's not something you think about all the time. You know, here's a good question for the pod. I mean, we know what memes' answer is. Anybody here gun people? Anybody own guns? I used to. You want a gun, Dante? Lots. Okay. Speaker 5 (28:50) Large guns? Speaker 3 (28:52) Yeah, all different sizes. In the house? Long arms, handguns. No, I have a safe. I'm a responsible gun owner. And Speaker 5 (29:03) I'm sure you are. You go to the range often? Speaker 3 (29:05) Yeah. Just to stay ready? No, I enjoy it. It's fun. I mean, it's not fun in a jerk-off kind of way, but it's... Speaker 5 (29:18) It's completely different from Speaker 3 (29:19) masturbating. I Speaker 5 (29:20) was in Arizona and one of my... No, I just Speaker 4 (29:22) want to be clear. Like, it's not at all like jacking off. Shooting a Speaker 5 (29:27) gun? Speaker 4 (29:27) Yeah. I just want to make sure that we're all clear on that. Speaker 5 (29:31) You mean like... You mean how Dante possibly sexualized shooting a gun? Yes. Yeah, I just want to defend Speaker 4 (29:36) Dante and say like