The Kids Were Alone For TWO Minutes…!

Lost In Translation

Gemma and Gorka catch up on a busy week that includes Gorka's appearances on Morning Live, Gemma's work commitments, and their son Tiago's recent

Key takeaways

• Gorka says he was on telly for three days this week and discusses wearing bright colours like pale pink and cobalt blue to feel happy on camera.
• They debate whether a long-sleeve top is technically a T-shirt, with Enrique checking Google before concluding both views have merit.
• Tiago tells Gemma that his late grandfather
• leading her to explain he lives on the moon so Tiago can look for him at night.
• Tiago injures his foot after knocking over Gorka's heavy laptop, causing a bruise and swelling between his toes and arch.
• Gemma says she eats three eggs every day and defends bringing boiled eggs into work despite their strong smell.

Main topics

• TV appearances and on-camera clothing rules
• Parenting moments with Tiago, including a foot injury and talk of his late grandfather
• Household habits and minor domestic disputes over trays, clothes, and coffee machines

Notable quotes

that's that man. He comes in my room.

Conclusion

The episode offers a warm, conversational snapshot of the hosts' family life

Transcript preview

Speaker 1 (0:02) Coming Speaker 3 (0:06) up. And we Speaker 2 (0:08) just heard this bang followed by a scream. Speaker 2 (0:14) He just said randomly, oh, that's that man. So I said, what man? He said, that's that man. He comes in my room. And I went, what? Speaker 1 (0:22) Hi, mother. I'm wearing your clothes. You've Speaker 2 (0:26) never done the thing of like you Speaker 3 (0:27) fart and then you smell the sofa? It's the same thing. Speaker 2 (0:28) I've never done that, no. He's like, no, I've never done it. But that's going to make every kid grow up with inferior, isn't it? Because their penis obviously won't help them pick apples and stop traffic. You never know. I saw a story yesterday about your ex. My ex? Speaker 3 (0:42) Eggs, not eggs. Oh, I thought you said... Sorry. Not your eggs, your eggs. I thought you said I saw Speaker 2 (0:47) a story about your eggs. Speaker 2 (0:54) Here we are. Another episode. Another episode. Apologies if I sound nasally. I am still nasally. Yes. So Speaker 3 (1:00) were you. Yeah, I think it's from the kids. Also the weather is... Monday was lovely. Tuesday was like Narnia. Wednesday... It was very Speaker 2 (1:09) foggy on Tuesday, wasn't it? No, Tuesday was Speaker 3 (1:11) lovely. Very foggy in Speaker 2 (1:12) the Speaker 3 (1:12) morning and then blue skies like today. Yesterday was raining and then around midday it stops raining. Monster's Breath it was on Tuesday morning. We call it Monster's Breath. It was like, Nani, I've got to pick up at six in the morning because I was doing morning like this week. I was Speaker 2 (1:26) going Speaker 3 (1:26) to Speaker 2 (1:26) say, you've been on telly all this week. Speaker 3 (1:27) No, all this week, just three days. Well, three Speaker 2 (1:29) days, and you've been able to catch up with Helen and Gethin. Speaker 3 (1:31) Yes, OK, Helen. How was Speaker 2 (1:33) it? Speaker 3 (1:33) Funny enough, you know, you haven't watched it, so you don't know it. But if you watched it, so some of you might, every episode, it was me and Helen there. But on Tuesday, we had Dr. Poonam there. So it was three. Speaker 3 (1:48) Yesterday was Nikita Kanda. So it was three of us. So it was kind of my episodes and my partners. So it was you and your Speaker 2 (1:54) three partners? Yes. Speaker 3 (1:55) How funny. Yeah, interesting. Speaker 2 (1:57) My mum messaged me because obviously my mum watched it and she's taped it. I need someone in Speaker 3 (2:02) the Speaker 2 (2:02) family to support me. I've been on the school Speaker 3 (2:04) runs. What do you mean? The time it's on, I'm on the school runs. That's at 9.30. School run is 8.45. I'm Speaker 1 (2:10) walking Speaker 2 (2:10) Benji. I Speaker 3 (2:11) watched it, Cox, don't worry. Speaker 1 (2:12) Thank you. Speaker 2 (2:13) Enrique, what did you take from it, Enrique? I wonder if it's the same thing my mum said. Speaker 1 (2:18) I wanted more gawker, you were only in it at the end. Yeah. Speaker 2 (2:21) Well, my mum mentioned that you wore very bright colours and she asked me, had you done that on purpose? Oh, yeah, to brighten your mornings. Aww. Speaker 3 (2:28) No, but I thought, like, pink, it was nice. It was pale pink, so not, like, very bright. And then yesterday I have cobalt blue, so it was quite bright. But I think it makes you happy, you know? When Speaker 2 (2:37) I've done telly before, you're not allowed to wear stripes because they look bad on the camera. They make the camera do patterns. You're not allowed to wear logos because you're endorsing a brand, even though you could just be wearing it because... it's, I don't know, you're not endorsing the brand, you just like it. Speaker 1 (2:50) For example, Speaker 2 (2:50) look, can you see how Speaker 3 (2:50) I'm wearing the Vans now? If you look at the monitor, they look a bit like, you see, like, blurred. Oh, yeah, it looks a bit funny. Yeah, because it's for the camera. But on the fit, it's okay. So, yeah, I just like... But you had a nice time. But I also kind of, I have a lot of logo brands, like, for example, this one. I would love to wear this T-shirt, but I couldn't because of the logo. So, in here, I'm fine. Do you like this T-shirt? Speaker 2 (3:10) First of all, it's not a T-shirt because it's got sleeves, but I do like it. It's a long-sleeve T-shirt. It's not a t-shirt. A t-shirt is short. I've Speaker 3 (3:18) got a t-shirt Speaker 2 (3:18) on. Speaker 3 (3:19) A t-shirt is a t-shirt. A shirt has a neck. This is a t-shirt. Long sleeve t-shirt, short sleeve t-shirt. No, Speaker 2 (3:25) I'm Speaker 3 (3:25) sorry. Can we just Google this? Speaker 2 (3:27) A t-shirt is short sleeve, surely? Speaker 3 (3:29) No. That's Speaker 2 (3:30) just classed Speaker 3 (3:31) as Speaker 2 (3:31) a... Long Speaker 3 (3:31) sleeve t, short t, yeah. Shirt is when it has a neck and Speaker 1 (3:35) buttons. Official is, a t-shirt is a light casual piece of clothing for the upper body that gets its name from the t-shape made by the body and short sleeves. Speaker 2 (3:45) Thanking you, Enrique. I told you, a t-shirt is short. So how Speaker 1 (3:49) do you call this? Speaker 2 (3:50) That's just a jumper, a lightweight jumper. This is not a Speaker 3 (3:52) jumper. Speaker 2 (3:53) It is. It's not a hoodie. No, it's not a jumper. It's not a thick jumper. It's just a long-sleeve top. So Speaker 3 (3:58) this is sold as a long-sleeve T Speaker 2 (4:00) -shirt? No, a long-sleeve top. Speaker 1 (4:02) Although Google does say a long-sleeve T-shirt and it explains it. So it is technically a T-shirt as well. So who is right? I think you're both right. Speaker 2 (4:12) We're both right. High five it. Speaker 3 (4:14) I am right. But I Speaker 2 (4:15) do like it. Speaker 3 (4:16) Yeah, shall we get on with it? Speaker 2 (4:17) Without further ado... Vamanos! Speaker 3 (4:25) I have decided that maybe next month you can give me your credit card and I can go and buy a full wardrobe of clothes that I like. Speaker 2 (4:34) Yeah. Speaker 3 (4:34) Yeah. For me. For myself. Right. But I'm going to put it in your wardrobe. Speaker 2 (4:38) This comes from, because every time I do some social media videos on where he's clothed. Speaker 3 (4:43) If you guys go Gem and Tonic Instagram, I'll say Gem and Tonic sponsored by Gorka. Because every Speaker 2 (4:50) single post on that Instagram account, you're wearing my Speaker 3 (4:53) clothes. Speaker 2 (4:54) And people message me saying, that jumper's gorgeous, where's it from? And I'm like, I don't know, I just got it out of Gorka's wardrobe. Yesterday... No idea where it's from. Do Speaker 3 (5:01) you remember the shirt that I brought in one episode? It's like a light blue-purple with the, like... It's like that, like Speaker 2 (5:06) a Speaker 3 (5:06) turtle. Yesterday, she was wearing it. The other day, my pinion... And he only sees Speaker 2 (5:11) it when it's posted. So I posted it yesterday. No, Speaker 3 (5:14) I Speaker 2 (5:14) sometimes Speaker 3 (5:14) don't see it because they are of order. He replies Speaker 2 (5:16) to my DMs. Nice shirt with the thumbs up. Shirt looks good. And then, that jumper cosy, is it? And it's like... Come Speaker 1 (5:24) on. Speaker 3 (5:25) Yesterday I didn't say nothing bad. Yesterday I said that. No, you said, Speaker 2 (5:27) I'm going to buy... Yesterday you said, I'm just going to buy a load of clothes for you to wear. Speaker 3 (5:32) Yeah. This was Speaker 2 (5:32) yours, wasn't it? Speaker 3 (5:34) It was sent to me and I gave it to you. You Speaker 2 (5:36) gave it to me. This T-shirt, it is a bit big for me, though. It was very small for me. Yeah, it's massive on me. It's nice. But you have a routine, do you know what I mean? Speaker 3 (5:45) Yeah, but I don't wear your bras and your thongs. Thank goodness you don't. Can you imagine? That Speaker 2 (5:48) would Speaker 3 (5:48) be Speaker 2 (5:48) a bit Speaker 3 (5:48) Ed Speaker 2 (5:49) Gein for me if you did that. I wouldn't like it. Speaker 3 (5:51) I don't even want to wear nothing on your clothes, to be honest. Speaker 2 (5:53) I've finished this week. You've been doing your TV stuff. Every evening, I've been watching the Monster, the fourth instalment of Monster. Oh, yeah, we Speaker 3 (6:00) started watching it. I can't watch it. It was awful. So bad. Speaker 2 (6:03) I didn't like it. I'm really disappointed because the first three I really loved. The Dharma one I thought was brilliant. The one with the Menendez. Was it the Menendez? The outfits were nice, yeah. Menendez Brothers. Is that what they were? Yeah. I loved that one. Ed Gein, I thought was good. Speaker 3 (6:20) I Speaker 2 (6:21) loved that one. My favourite one. So I was so geared up for the Lizzie Borden one. Hi, Speaker 3 (6:24) Mother. I'm wearing your clothes. Speaker 2 (6:27) You fell asleep in the first step, didn't you? It was Speaker 3 (6:29) boring. It Speaker 2 (6:30) really disappointed me. And it kept cutting back and to from different things. So I was a bit like, oh. Speaker 3 (6:36) Yeah. But I had to finish Speaker 2 (6:38) it. I watched all eight episodes. Also, I Speaker 3 (6:42) like to watch it, but for example, it's something that if I want to watch it, like Ed Gein, I need to get... One, I need to get into it. And then when I'm into it, to watch it again, I want to be alert and I want to be observing and watching. Yeah. Speaker 2 (6:54) If Speaker 3 (6:54) I go to bed, I want to go to sleep and relax. Another one, I want Speaker 2 (6:58) to be Speaker 3 (6:58) up, wanting to watch it. And two, having nightmares or feeling like, you know, I don't want to have someone hammering something on the head of someone and then go to bed. And Speaker 2 (7:07) then go Speaker 3 (7:07) to bed. Because then I don't sleep. That's why I kept you having nightmares. Speaker 2 (7:10) Yeah. Yeah, it's true. We've had a lovely few nights, though, because Tiago, bless him, He's so cute at the minute. He had an accident last night, didn't he? Horrible accident. Which we'll get into. But he's been recently talking about my dad a lot, hasn't he? Gang Gang David. And he said to me a few times, so we've got pictures of my dad around the house, and he said to me, I don't think I've told you this, I told my mum, he just said randomly, oh, that's that man. So I said, what man? He said, that's that man, he comes in my room. And I went, what? He said, yeah, Gang Gang David, he comes in my room. Oh, my gosh. I know. And I was a bit like, oh, right, OK. Sorry, can we put some Mysterious, like, Speaker 3 (7:49) thrilling... So I told Speaker 2 (7:52) my mum, and my mum said, funnily enough, she said he's mentioned him to me a few times now. And my dad does play Silly Buggers. He does visit and just does kinds of stuff. Your face right now. No, he does. He really does. This is nothing, eh? My nana used to always see people who'd passed and all this, and I do, and Tyler does, and... So I think the kids do. Anyway, he just casually said, oh, yeah, that's that man. He comes in my room and this and that. So I thought, well, I'm going to go with it. I'm not going to say don't be daft, don't be silly, you know. So I said, well, that's Gang Gang David. I said, that's my papa. And I was explaining everything to him. And he said, so where does he live now then? So I just said, well, he lives, I didn't want to say heaven because I thought you've. three, you don't need to know about heaven and hell and all this. So I just said, he lives in the moon. Like with Mia. Like with Mia. And he said, ah, right, okay. So then every night he's wanted to look for the moon and there's a full moon. When this goes out, I think the full moon's tomorrow. So it would have been and gone by now. But last night, the night before it wasn't out and he was a bit like, aw. Whereas last night I said to him, didn't I, he was in bed and I said, God, I said, come on, look at this. And I opened his curtains and I stood him on the windowsill, didn't I? His little face was beaming and he went, oh. Gang and David's house. And he was chatting away, wasn't he? Saying he's up there. That's where he lives. And then this morning when he came down, he said, I saw Gang and David again last night. Didn't he? And he said it when we were driving to school. So that's been lovely. But then last night, the very good, touch wood it continues, the very good at going to bed. So last night we were tidying up the kitchen, weren't we? We said, right, kids, up to bed. We'll be up in two minutes. So they were like, OK. So they toddled upstairs. And we just heard this bang, didn't we? Such a loud, followed by a scream. And any parent... Yeah. Any parent knows when the kid's got a tired cry where they just can't be arsed or a fake cry or a real... Like, you know when it's a gut-wrenching cry, don't you? It was that one. Speaker 3 (9:48) So Speaker 2 (9:48) we ran up. I mean, I nearly slipped on the stairs myself. And bless him, he'd dragged Gawker's Mac... Pro whatever it's called. So my laptop was open in the bed table Speaker 3 (10:00) because before, they were at your mum's yesterday. So before they arrived, I was doing my compression boots in the bed so I had the TV on, the news. So I was watching that and when they came down, I was sorting them out like the pyjamas and the bath and everything. So my laptop was open. So they came up and he wanted to watch his, he wanted to put his movie on. So the laptop was like in the table. So he went to turn it, but again, it's heavy. He turned it. Very heavy. But the laptop tilt and fell. So it was open and he fell the corner right like on the end of the toe. Bone of his foot. Between the toes and the arch of the foot right there and you Speaker 2 (10:37) hear this bang. And I was like... And his foot swelled up. It cut the skin. It instantly bruised and it like had a little molehill on it. And he couldn't move his toes. And he was like... He Speaker 3 (10:52) wouldn't do it again. No. He wouldn't touch the laptop again, which is a good thing, you know? But Speaker 2 (10:56) we did the whole... I did a cold compress on him, didn't Speaker 3 (11:00) I? Speaker 2 (11:00) And I did that thing where you keep it covered and I thought, I'm not looking yet, I can't look yet, because in my head I thought his toe was facing the other way. Anyway, he came downstairs this morning, limping, and he went, my foot's still sore, Mum. And we looked and the bruising's gone, but it's like a lump on his foot. With all this thing, Speaker 3 (11:16) panicking, and he was screaming, you have Mia, the opposite side, with the legs crossed in the bed, with the TV remote, thinking, he just tried to watch his move in the laptop. Yeah, feet up, just relaxed. And Speaker 2 (11:27) can't be Speaker 3 (11:27) on like that, Speaker 2 (11:28) watching Speaker 3 (11:29) the TV, like Speaker 2 (11:30) if he wasn't with her. But yeah, he won't do it again. Definitely not. But Speaker 3 (11:34) it Speaker 2 (11:34) was... Even Benji ran upstairs, didn't he? Benji