Side Stories: The Butt-Sniffer Strikes Again

Last Podcast On The Left

Henry and Eddie return from vacation with a mix of dark humor and true crime updates, diving into the controversial arrest of Keefe D in con

Key takeaways

• Keefe D's arrest for Tupac's murder is framed as both a legal milestone and a surreal performance of self-mythologizing through rap persona.

Main topics

• Keefe D's arrest and alleged involvement in Tupac's murder
• Lindsay Clancy trial mistrial and postpartum psychosis awareness

Notable quotes

"He did, and he helped orchestrate it, and he's the last one alive. So they finally got him."

"I'm not Keefie D, I'm Dwayne. And when he's rapping, he's Keefie D. That's what he can't be blamed for."

Conclusion

The episode closes with a mix of dark comedy, real-world tragedy, and

Transcript preview

Speaker 1 (0:00) There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started. Side Speaker 2 (0:12) stories. Yes. Speaker 2 (0:25) Man, back from vacation and we are rusty. That's right. Yeah, baby. Barely awake. You know, it's nice that when we come to work, first of all, everyone laughs. Yes. Everybody applauds and nobody gets angry. No one ever gets upset. And the thing, the why we do this. It's for the laughter. And all I ever, and like, cause that's all I hear everywhere I go. It's just. Speaker 1 (0:57) Everywhere I go. I do it for the cassettes. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I like to, you know, I keep getting, you know, these Nuggets cassettes don't buy themselves. They don't. It takes a fat man. It takes a fat man to find them. And Speaker 2 (1:09) we didn't know when we talked about the Nuggets compilations that No Dogs in Space had just put out an entire special about the Nuggets compilations. And I find it interesting because they're decidedly not unk. Yeah. And we are. Exactly. And can Speaker 1 (1:26) is kind of unk a little bit. Oh, yeah, it Speaker 2 (1:28) is. Yeah, it is kind of unk. Yeah, Marcus is like, oh, no, can's cool. It's like, no, it's not. Speaker 1 (1:32) It's not. It's not. I like them, but it's not cool. It's cool. I wouldn't call it Speaker 2 (1:37) cool. It's cool to us. To Speaker 1 (1:40) us, yes. Not to children. Not to anybody. No, you know who they like? Even normal people that are our age should not like Kent. You're right. You know what they like, though? Speaker 2 (1:50) What? We love DeForebred and Lindsey Clancy. Speaker 1 (1:52) And that's who we're sticking up for today. Yeah. Welcome Speaker 2 (1:55) to Side Stories. My name is Henry Zebrowski. I'm sitting here with the ever-present, ever-listening Ed Larson. Hello. Listening, learning, growing. Speaker 1 (2:08) changing. I did. I went to an aquarium and a zoo. Oh, Speaker 2 (2:12) and what did you, did you get Speaker 1 (2:14) the a la carte menu or do you do the chef's choice? You know, it's really, I forgot like that panda is best braised, you know, but They said raised to completion to adult. I hate that. And Speaker 2 (2:28) I fucking hate that. All right. Because I like panda puppies, too. And I don't care what anybody I'm calling them puppies. I don't care what you call a baby panda. All right. And I really think Speaker 1 (2:38) I Speaker 2 (2:38) couldn't give a fucking shit. Speaker 1 (2:40) I want a pandaling pierogi. All right, if I could Speaker 2 (2:43) get one. Speaker 1 (2:44) Now you're pandering to the Polish. Hey, they ain't gonna come out anywhere. We ain't gonna do this. Speaker 2 (2:47) So there was a lot of news while we were gone, and a lot, some of it's really important, and some of Speaker 1 (2:52) it is, like, not that important. So Speaker 2 (2:53) we got, like, obviously some big deal news, right? KVD was arrested for the arrest of a fucking found guilty for the fucking death of Tupac. KVD killed Speaker 1 (3:01) Tupac, or maybe. We don't know. We know Speaker 2 (3:04) for a fact that he claimed he did. He had something to Speaker 1 (3:07) do with it. Speaker 2 (3:07) He did, and he helped orchestrate it, and he's the last one alive. So they finally got him. So they and he's been bragging about it for too long. They used his podcasts against them, which shows that podcasts are useful. Yeah. And he wrote books. He wrote books about his own involvement. And then when he finally got to trial, the large part of the trial was him going, it was a character. I'm a funny. I'm a character. I'm not Speaker 1 (3:34) Keefie D. If you say that you killed. one of the most famous people in the world for 30 years. Keefy D said that. Eventually, someone's going to say, hey, you know, maybe we should Speaker 2 (3:47) throw you in prison for that. What you white people don't understand is that Dwayne, when he speaks, he's rapping. And when he's rapping, he's Keefy D. And Keefy D's a storyteller and poet. Okay, so that's what he can't Speaker 1 (4:02) be Speaker 2 (4:02) blamed. He's just a gangster. But it's when he's talking, he's rapping in his mind. He Speaker 1 (4:08) raps like Bob Dylan raps. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's rap, let's talk about it. Let's Speaker 2 (4:12) rap, Speaker 1 (4:12) let's Speaker 2 (4:12) get Speaker 1 (4:12) into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's find out what's happening. He's Speaker 2 (4:14) just like, I'm not Keefie D, I'm Dwayne. Yeah. And then it turns out, no, they treated him like Keefie D, didn't they? Now, do Speaker 1 (4:20) you think he's going to be in prison next to Suge? Oh, I hope for Suge's sake. Dude, how cool would it be if the two of them Speaker 2 (4:27) had a fucking fight in the yard? I think Suge would have somebody else fight for him because, you know, his eyesight's not doing well. He's got a monocle. You should get two. That's the problem. That's called glasses. It's called glasses. Speaker 2 (4:42) No, Suge actually can't wait to beat the fucking shit out of Keefie D. He's going to find him. I think that Suge is going to find him and then it's going to be bad for him. But also, Suge Knight's a scary man. He's got that CTE for sure. Played for the Arizona Cardinals. Very much so. And I just think that Suge Knight needs to... I'm going to say right here, he's got to relax. Yeah. And I hope that wherever he is right now... I hope he's smiling knowing that he got some justice finally. You know, it finally happened for him. Speaker 1 (5:12) Oh, you know, a quick little update considering what I just said. There was a, the Concussion Institute came out and said, One in four NFL players have CTE. Oh, of course. It's official. We know that now. Speaker 2 (5:25) But now it's official. It's official official, and that's just still at everyone, and they're just rocking it. They're just rocking it. So CTE is just the new fun fashion. Speaker 1 (5:32) Yeah, well, you know, it's a new season. No one seems to care. No one's bringing it up. No one said anything. Speaker 2 (5:36) No Speaker 1 (5:36) one said nothing. Speaker 2 (5:36) No one stopped Speaker 1 (5:37) anything. Speaker 2 (5:37) Still got children playing, hitting each other. Yeah, but, you know, in the end, we need the CTE, obviously, because we need to create content for Side Stories. That's Speaker 1 (5:45) right. And also... These chicken wings don't sell themselves. If you're Speaker 2 (5:49) going Speaker 1 (5:49) to sit there and you're going to fucking murder millions and millions and millions of chickens every fucking day just so we can eat chicken wings and watch football, then you got to keep the football on. Can I also say that Speaker 2 (5:59) I might correct you on that? What? Chicken wings, obviously, very much sell themselves. I eat chicken wings no matter what I'm watching. I can eat chicken wings watching surgery footage. I can eat chicken wings watching fucking presidential addresses. Yeah. Presidential addresses for sure. I can eat chicken wings at my mother's funeral. I'm gonna. Speaker 1 (6:21) I'll make sure of it. I'll buy it. That'll be what I did. You couldn't eat chicken wings at your mother's funeral? I couldn't eat anything. Well, you never know. You're going to be hungry. I bought a bunch of fried chicken for your father's funeral. You did. That's how fat we are. That fucking went, dude. Yeah, dude. Speaker 2 (6:37) That's what I'm saying. The chicken wings are going. They sell themselves. Yeah. The chicken wing doesn't need the NFL. That's what I'm saying. My mom's funeral Speaker 1 (6:45) was pizza. It was. And fireworks. Speaker 2 (6:49) We shot him out of her. We stuffed a bunch of Roman candles in her vagina and we positioned her up and shot him up out of her and she was so happy to be a boss. She couldn't believe it. No, it was after. Yeah, it was after. So we have some other big update. Lindsay Clancy trial, mistrial. So let's move on to the Deforvid story. We're going to move on over to... Before we move on, I Speaker 1 (7:13) just think the one statement I want to say about the Lindsay Clancy trial is it's obviously a fucking disaster. It is. Speaker 2 (7:19) Every Speaker 1 (7:19) way you shake it. Speaker 2 (7:20) Every single way. But Speaker 1 (7:21) now there will Speaker 2 (7:22) be a lot more studies done on postpartum psychosis, and that's a good thing. That is the brighter Speaker 1 (7:27) side. Speaker 2 (7:27) We at least hope. That is Speaker 1 (7:30) to be true. But we shall see, won't we? Because Speaker 2 (7:33) they Speaker 1 (7:33) are Speaker 2 (7:33) going to go out. They are going to do some form of retrial. I'm hoping that there is more talk about postpartum depression and postpartum psychosis in the news and more research done. And they better do it. Why not? Why wouldn't they do it? Because they don't care about themselves. Yes, city. They don't like a lot of the ladies. They don't really care about the ladies. But, you know, when it comes down to it, I wish her well. So now Deforvid is out of a lawyer. He's got no lawyers. Deforvid is absolutely fucked. He's like, man, he Speaker 1 (8:05) couldn't be more fucked. Deforvid is going to... He has to play. Dude, some fucking private public defender is like, what do I got to do? Is it David? Speaker 2 (8:18) Now let me ask you this question. If your name is David, why don't you spell it David? Do you want me to call you David or do you want me to call you Dave? You go by Dave, you go by Davey? Little Davey. The problem Speaker 1 (8:32) with the Forbid is he's got no one to roll over on. Speaker 2 (8:35) No, because he did it. Because he did it and he's going to go to fucking jail for it. He's going to very much go to jail. Speaker 1 (8:42) Oh my God. Him, Keefie, Shug's going to produce? DeForevitz new album from jail. Keefy D is going to come. He's going to do his verse. It's going to be fucking awesome. That's going to be amazing. I didn't Speaker 2 (8:57) do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. Didn't do it. Didn't do it. Nick Runnin' Speaker 1 (9:02) House, Speaker 2 (9:02) y'all! R. Kelly comes in. Speaker 1 (9:05) Immediately just going, pay, Speaker 2 (9:07) pay, ain't no crime. Pay, pay. Ain't no crime. It comes from God. It's Speaker 1 (9:13) a Speaker 2 (9:13) God liquid. This is the Speaker 1 (9:14) after, after, after, after, after party. I can't wait. Speaker 2 (9:19) I can't wait for this album and it's going to be really, really good. You know who DeForevid needs? Who? Little scrotes. All right, so this is something you briefly told me about. Tell me about the little strokes. I want to bring this up because... We were on Speaker 1 (9:33) vacation. We were on Speaker 2 (9:34) vacation. I took my mother to Ireland, all right, because that was the whole thing. You're Speaker 1 (9:38) a good Speaker 2 (9:38) son. I'm Speaker 1 (9:39) a Speaker 2 (9:39) good son. You're a good son. You did it. And she begged. She was always like, okay, that was her whole thing, is that she didn't beg. She did it in a fun Italian-Polish way of saying, I guess I'll die before going to Europe. Speaker 1 (9:53) And so what we did was we got her to Europe. That's amazing. Speaker 2 (9:56) You know, so we got her to Europe. We went to Dublin. And what I discovered in Dublin is that there's something happening. And I want to hear from our Irish listeners. Sidestorieslpotl at gmail.com. I want to hear your stories. Because I experienced firsthand the new phenomenon that's happening in Dublin called either Lil Scumbags or Scrotes. They were also called to me, which is packs of... Boys, like 11 to 12 years old, attacking people on the street. Well, a group of 12-year-old boys stabbed a woman to death the week before that we arrived there. Oh, my God. They stabbed a woman to death. Jesus. And then Natalie and I were walking, and out of nowhere, we got straight up surrounded by children. We did a little pub tour. We left our family so we could have an adult time. So we went to go drink somewhere. And we were surrounded by children. And the first thing they did was go, She's with you for your money. She's with you for your money. Like literally bullying me. No, they're trying to get you to fight them so you can go to jail. And they won't. And they can't Speaker 1 (11:03) jump on you and beat the fucking... piss out of you. Speaker 2 (11:06) Yeah, I know. If it takes like 10, 12 year olds to come in to get me. It's like Speaker 1 (11:10) Jim Speaker 2 (11:10) Brown at the end of Mars Attacks. Yes, you have to overcome them all. Well, he won that Speaker 1 (11:15) fight. He did. Speaker 2 (11:15) I would also talk, but I asked fellow people in Ireland at the time, while we were in Dublin, I was asking people like, what do you do about the little scumbags? And they're like, there's a time honored we have handled another scumbag. You go, get out of here, you fucking prick! I was like, that's it? They're like, yeah. You tell him to get the fuck out of Speaker 1 (11:35) there, you call him a prick, you call him a... They said a bunch of other words. Yeah. So you and Natalie, you're out. You escaped from the family. Yes. You're having a nice night. You're dressed like you and Natalie dressed. I imagine she looked great and you had some blouse on. I looked Speaker 2 (11:49) normal. Speaker 1 (11:50) Oh, you did? Speaker 2 (11:51) Yeah, I did a button-down Speaker 1 (11:52) shirt on. A button-down shirt, but it was big and flowy. Yeah, it was normal. There's nothing available in Dublin. No, not from what I wear. No, no, no, no. No, everything has Speaker 2 (12:01) to be dismal. Speaker 1 (12:02) Yeah, yeah, yeah. You are clearly from out of town. Oh, Speaker 2 (12:06) very much so. Oh, I'm a Los Speaker 1 (12:08) Angeles human being now everywhere I go. And you famously have a short temper. You know, your doctor has said so. Now, fuck you. How did you deal in this situation? Were you like, should I fight these kids? Speaker 2 (12:24) At first, I was like, I kind of was trying to ignore them. Because it is kind of funny. Oh, no, I laughed. Then I laughed. And so they kind of got more involved with me. Like, as I was laughing, they were trying to circle us more. And then Natalie's like, just fucking don't even react. Speaker 1 (12:38) Just Speaker 2 (12:38) don't react. She's Speaker 1 (12:39) correct. That's not what they, that's Speaker 2 (12:40) what they want. Because it was, yeah, because like afterwards, truly, I did not have an angry reaction. Because I was like, it's child that's objectively Speaker 1 (12:47) funny. Speaker 2 (12:48) One of those could have been the old lady killer. I know. Oh, I know. But they killed mostly then I was asking a young lady that was our bartender who was Asian who had come in from out of town and she said, they really do mostly save their violent attacks for Asian women. Really? Ah, interesting. Because it took an Asian woman was stabbed to death. Wow. By a bunch Speaker 1 (13:05) of 12 year olds. Speaker 2 (13:06) Yeah. It's really intense because then I asked the guy, we took a private, we stopped over in London and then we went to Dublin and then we went from there. And so when we stopped in London, we did a Jack the Ripper tour. Oh, Speaker 1 (13:17) that's nice. Speaker 2 (13:18) And truly Speaker 1 (13:18) one of my favorite things. Speaker 2 (13:19) How romantic. Oh my God. No, it's for my mother. I was like, we wanted to see Speaker 1 (13:24) where they killed the whores. Speaker 2 (13:26) Yeah, she was like, so the whores slept here? How big were the whores? And so, no, we went to Whitechapel, and we found a man that would do, because I specifically said, I want to do the walk. I want to walk from every one of the victim points. You could see as far as Jack. the Ripper win, right? So we went all the way through and our lovely guide was a very nice man who kept saying stuff like, you know, because he said that he was previously a police officer and he was lovely and he was talking about health because he kept saying, I'm sorry for the neighborhood and we're like, it's just Indian people. And he was like, I'm so sorry. Speaker 1 (14:05) You'll have to. This is yes. This is the more Speaker 2 (14:07) serious side of London. I was Speaker 1 (14:09) like, it's just interesting. It's just an in people, guys. Fucking chill out. I don't know. Los Angeles. Speaker 2 (14:15) You guys Speaker 1 (14:15) all Speaker 2 (14:16) lost your fucking Speaker 1 (14:16) minds. And Speaker 2 (14:17) so he gets out of the car. He's so frightened. Everyone's a fright. And so we're driving around and he's taking us through all these through Whitechapel. And at some point I just kind of ask him, I was like, so. with things like those little scrotes and scumbags and all the types, a lot of knife crimes, a lot of terrorism happening in the UK and in Ireland. And I wanted to ask, like, hey, so it's like, so as cops, what do you do without guns? He's Speaker 1 (14:42) like, Speaker 2 (14:42) you see, all I need is my baton. I'm the most powerful weapon that a police officer can use. His voice. Oh, yeah. And I was like, what does that mean? He's like, listen. Speaker 1 (14:53) Go away! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Go! away. I understand though. I do. It does work. People respect. I've yelled at cars and they've stopped. If you get in there good enough. Not if they're going to try. Speaker 2 (15:08) But Speaker 1 (15:08) then I asked him about Speaker 2 (15:09) so what do I Speaker 1 (15:10) do if they attack Speaker 2 (15:11) you with a knife? And he's like Always show the underside of your hands, the outside, the top of your hands. Because with this, when I'm moving like this, and he moves his arms and the wax on, wax off, like they don't know where I'll go. And when the knife comes, it'll stab me in the front of my hand. I was like, that doesn't do anything. And then he was just like, and then also to avert attack, I entered into my defensive crouch. And so he showed this thing where he puts his hands over his head and he gets into a crouch. He's like, and then they're forced to only. beat upon my back and shoulders and beat upon the forearms and beat upon the top of my head. And I was like, you're talking about giving up. You're admitting... So one time I was surrounded by five ruffians and I entered into Speaker 1 (15:57) my... I don't even think of hitting you in the kidneys. I can't even imagine. That's unfair. That's unfair play. That's an illegal Speaker 2 (16:04) hit. And so we were like, what are you talking about? And he said he gets into his crouch. And it was like one time five or six ruffians surrounded me. And as I entered into my defensive crouch, they beat upon my back and my shoulders until they were too tired. And then they left me alone. He's talking about like he won the fight. Yes. You Speaker 1 (16:24) just crouched. And they beat the shit out of you. And then they left. Because they got tired. Speaker 2 (16:33) Oh, Speaker 1 (16:34) that made me Speaker 2 (16:35) laugh. But yeah, they don't kill people over there Speaker 1 (16:37) like that. How do you think he would have handled some scrotes? Speaker 2 (16:40) Honestly, I think that he would have done with the stern talking to and he would have made sure they didn't get a lollipop at the barbershop. Speaker 1 (16:47) Yeah. God fucking knows. So my break, I spent the whole thing. I watched all of Monsters of God immediately. And Speaker 2 (16:54) it Speaker 1 (16:54) was so good. I was at dental surgery and I'm just like, all right, let's fucking let's Monsters of God it up. I'm on pills. Let's rock. And it was wonderful. It's a great show. Please watch Monsters of God on HBO. It's so much fun. But the thing is, I got so excited because they sold most of the animals. A lot of the animals that were sold to the. San Diego Zoo. Oh, dude, they're also... Every zoo is complicit. Every single zoo in America had bought... fucking multiple animals from these smugglers. I had no idea that they just put them in suitcases. And Speaker 2 (17:25) there was nothing Speaker 1 (17:25) they could do about it. Because they sold a lot of them to the National Zoo in Washington, D Speaker 2 (17:30) .C. Speaker 1 (17:30) Oh, yeah, and if they all touch, if they touch any Speaker 2 (17:32) one of the Speaker 1 (17:33) zoos, they're going to have to go after all of the zoos. And they're going after the Smithsonian. Yeah, dude. Speaker 2 (17:36) You know, you can't Speaker 1 (17:37) be fucking with that shit. And so they just let it all go. They got the one bad guy from the San Diego Zoo. Because San Diego Zoo, they said, took in like 300 animals. Yeah, they did. From this guy. And so they got like that guy. and he was arrested and they gave him like fucking nothing. Like, house arrest. It is, the guy in that first episode, Hank. Monk? Yeah, something like that. What's his name? Hank?