"PEOPLE PUZZLER" (w/ Michelle Collins)

Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

Hosts Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang welcome comedian Michelle Collins for a high-energy exploration of pop culture and personal chaos. The trio

Key takeaways

• Michelle Collins shares her experience auditioning for American Idol with a 'Broadway voice'.
• The group discusses the news of Leah Remini joining the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast.

Main topics

• Leah Remini and RHOBH
• American Idol auditions

Notable quotes

I'm a little horse.

Conclusion

An entertaining deep dive into the intersection of celebrity news and

Transcript preview

Speaker 5 (0:00) This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. Lisa, tell them about our new show. We have a new podcast. It's called Don't Lie to Me. I'm Lexi Iwano. We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart. And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references, occasionally different opinions. And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all. Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes, good taste is my business. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Speaker 4 (0:35) I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator, and host of Scam Goddess Podcast. The true crime comedy podcast all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice it. Each week I bring on an amazing guest. Speaker 3 (0:47) Ooh, I scammed him. What? I could talk to you for an hour. Speaker 4 (0:50) You're a generational yapper, like me. That's why I had to make yapping a job. And now you can catch full episodes of my show on YouTube. Start listening to Scam Goddess on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Speaker 5 (1:05) Hi, this is Kylie Brakeman, Angela Speaker 4 (1:07) Geratana, Jeremy Colhane, Patrick McDonald, Speaker 3 (1:10) and Speaker 5 (1:10) we're the hosts of the Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists podcast, the Speaker 3 (1:14) improvised character comedy podcast, where each week a new panel of artists discuss their craft. Join us for a panel of Eurovision participants. And Speaker 5 (1:23) we do a little Halloween sometimes. Does the Pope dress up? He winks on Halloween. He gets right up next to the microphone. I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other. You've never seen Italy so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween. Listen to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists every Thursday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Speaker 7 (1:46) Hey everybody, it's me Matt and my tour is on sale now. This time it's really Christmas. You can go to www.mattrogersofficial.com. Podcasts are a visual medium. If you're not watching me right now, I am holding in my hands my vinyl. It's called Have You Heard of Christmas? The answer to that question is coming. At this time, it's really Christmas. I'm playing all over the country and in London and in Canada. That makes it a world tour. Harry Styles, you're on burn notice. I'll see you soon. Speaker 7 (2:20) Oh, I see. Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture? Yes. Oh, Speaker 2 (2:25) my Speaker 7 (2:25) goodness. Wow. Las Culturistas. Ding dong. Las Speaker 2 (2:30) Culturistas calling. They always come crawling back, don't they? This one Speaker 7 (2:34) went all the way to a different country and just said she learned how much she loved Americans when she returned. So it's not all bad. It's Speaker 2 (2:41) not all bad here. Hey, happy birthday, America 250. Today Speaker 7 (2:46) is the big America 250 episode. And we are... We are here with one of our, we went, we said we need to pick a guest from one of our greatest states. Speaker 2 (2:56) Florida. Yeah. And she is, oh my God, wait, I saw, speaking of Miami, which is where she's from, Alexia from Real Housewives of Miami posted one of the most gorgeous, surely AI, promotions about her. She is hosting a sweepstakes where you can play bingo with her in Miami. She goes, I think the caption read, want to play bingo with me? Enter the sweepstakes. I love sweepstakes. I was just going to Speaker 7 (3:25) say sweepstakes culture is so amazing. It's such an event. That's America. That is what America does best. Sweepstakes events. Speaker 2 (3:33) It's Speaker 7 (3:34) actually real culture number 10. That's Speaker 2 (3:35) what Speaker 7 (3:35) America does best. Sweepstakes events. This is literally, it's a front runner for title of app. Sweepstakes events. Speaker 2 (3:43) I think a company with our guest is its own sweepstakes event. I Speaker 7 (3:47) feel Speaker 2 (3:47) as if Speaker 7 (3:48) we're in a sweepstakes right now. I love her. Can I tell you something? You remember when we did that show in Amsterdam that was the last episode? Yes. We lost the audio. At Boom Chicago, we lost the audio. And our friend who's our guest today was like, she posited that we just lost the episode in quotes because she was so much funnier than us that night. No. That's not what I said. Speaker 1 (4:08) Oh my God. Now I will interrupt. Come in. I've been biting my tongue for 10 minutes. Please welcome Michelle Collins. Hi. I'm going to kill you actually. I would never. You're the two funniest people I know. That's not true Michelle. Speaker 7 (4:20) You Speaker 1 (4:20) stomp us that night. I'm dead serious with the camera. Literally not cracking a smile. Stone-faced. Can I tell Speaker 7 (4:26) you what I just re-listened to? Your Someone Spilled Sauce. Oh my god. It's the only story I ever want to hear. I Speaker 2 (4:34) almost want you to tell it again, but I encourage the listener to go back to the original Someone Spilled Sauce episode. One of the most I've cried in my life in any emotion. Speaker 1 (4:44) Oh my god. Speaker 7 (4:45) Has Leah ever sort of... Speaker 1 (4:47) No, but I was at an event at some breakfast here in the city in some god awful hotel. I don't even remember who it was. I feel like I'm going to offend the charity or whatever that it was for. But she was there. It Speaker 6 (5:00) was big names. It was Kerry Washington, her, someone else. And Operation Dumbo dropped her into Speaker 1 (5:07) the chair. I don't even think. No, she didn't. She came in like how they move the cows in Switzerland via helicopter. She didn't step. They dropped her in the chair. She said nine words. And they airlifted that bitch Speaker 7 (5:19) out of there. Speaker 1 (5:19) Do Speaker 7 (5:19) you Speaker 1 (5:19) remember what the Speaker 7 (5:19) nine words were? What do you mean? What are you talking about? She Speaker 1 (5:23) did not talk to a single person in the room. And that's fine because she scares me a little bit. The talent. Listen, if she wasn't talented. Speaker 1 (5:34) What would we put up with that? I mean, we went Speaker 7 (5:37) second night she did Funny Girl. We were absolutely floored. I saw her too. It's so amazing what she's capable of and then someone spilled sauce. She goes, ugh. Speaker 1 (5:50) She's never said one word to me in the history of her being alive. Including by that elevator. Speaker 6 (5:56) And her boyfriend at the time, because they were married with kids, I think, couldn't have been nice. I mean, a true gem if he's out there. A really nice guy. He was like, thanks. And then she... I visited Speaker 1 (6:07) the elevator again Speaker 6 (6:08) because that's also famously the elevator. Speaker 2 (6:09) Anytime we drive past a BevMo, we think of you. I'm Speaker 1 (6:13) so flattered. It's Speaker 6 (6:15) a Speaker 1 (6:15) great story. They have everything there. It's like what Blockbuster Video used to be, BevMo, because it's like beverages, but then there's a whole mart in there. There's Mo. Speaker 7 (6:22) There's Speaker 1 (6:23) a Speaker 7 (6:23) whole Mo. Speaker 1 (6:23) There's tons of Bev and there's tons of Mo. Bed, Speaker 7 (6:25) Bath & Speaker 1 (6:25) Mo, honey. Speaker 7 (6:26) I Speaker 1 (6:26) love that story too. I Speaker 7 (6:27) miss Bed, Bath & Beyond. Speaking of sweepstakes, we also don't have coupons anymore. We Speaker 1 (6:32) have nothing fun left. No, it's so true. Speaker 7 (6:35) No, I Speaker 1 (6:35) agree. And we got a brand new set. What do you think? I love it. I love how hot I am on it and that I'm Speaker 2 (6:39) in Speaker 1 (6:39) a long sleeve. No, and this is going to show the stains, but I love it. No, you know that. Can I compliment you guys? Because I want to go back. Go back. I can Speaker 6 (6:48) reach long arms. Six foot four inch wingspan. Get that on record. An Speaker 7 (6:52) eagle. Speaker 1 (6:54) She's Speaker 7 (6:54) an Speaker 1 (6:54) eagle. Speaker 4 (6:56) When she Speaker 1 (6:57) flies. She's an angel when she flies. I'm going to compliment you because I take umbrage with you saying that I was too funny. Thank you. I love her. I'm kidding. Love her. I had a different theory that I'm not going to bring up because I don't want this episode to be lost as well. About Harry Potter? About what? That Speaker 7 (7:15) you came for Kelly Clarkson on Speaker 1 (7:17) that episode. But Speaker 7 (7:17) as Speaker 6 (7:17) a joke, because speaking of great voices. She's Speaker 7 (7:19) on Speaker 6 (7:19) the show Speaker 1 (7:20) next week. Are you serious? Yes. Speaker 6 (7:22) Oh my, yeah, but you're like friends with her now, right? You are, just say it. No, we're not friends. I don't think, I Speaker 2 (7:26) wouldn't call us friends. We're so lucky to be. We love her. Speaker 6 (7:30) No, she, I'm going to say something, and I'm glad that we're not going to lose this episode. She is truly the greatest voice. I mean, I don't want to compare her to like the Celine's or the Leah's. No, I think you can at this juncture. How do we say it? Leah's? Leah Michelle. I purposely wasn't saying it before because I was like, this is why I'm going to prove that I'm no fan because I'm going to mess up. Leah Michelle. Yeah, Leah Michelle. And Leah Remini, Speaker 1 (7:52) I believe. Yes. Also on Housewives. Big news. Big news. We'll discuss. It's too big for the show. I can't talk about the news on this show. Do you think Speaker 2 (7:59) this show can bear the weight of Scientology? Speaker 1 (8:02) They need something. I mean, this last season, I'm like, Speaker 2 (8:05) can we get Speaker 1 (8:05) a Speaker 2 (8:05) cult here? That's Speaker 1 (8:06) why Speaker 6 (8:06) Salt Lake is good, because we're like, oh, they're all involved in these underground situations. I kind Speaker 7 (8:11) of thought for a second we'd get Dorit to go full psycho killer, like Bunny Boiler, and I thought maybe this was making a good turn, but she kind of kept her humanity. She did. A hair. Yes, I know. No Speaker 1 (8:22) one hates her more than my mother. If you really want to have a Dorit hater on, this show, please fly her in. If you really want to have a Dorit hater, we've been working. Fly her out. She would, I mean, she couldn't handle the heat. Wait, listen, back to you. Forget him. She's in Miami. She's in Miami. Yeah, but she doesn't leave the house. No, literally doesn't leave. She goes, why would I leave the house? Look at my view. All my life doesn't leave is full copycat. Speaker 2 (8:47) That's amazing. I can't see my view from outside. Speaker 6 (8:49) Oh my Speaker 2 (8:49) God. Speaker 6 (8:49) I just spilled on your Speaker 7 (8:50) new set. Wait, the set is Speaker 1 (8:51) gorgeous, by the way. Do Speaker 2 (8:52) you Speaker 1 (8:52) love it? And you like your Mariah, Matt, and Bo cup? I picked it out of. All the mugs. You guys were doing Speaker 7 (8:57) a new Speaker 1 (8:57) thing. The guest picks a Speaker 7 (8:58) cup. The guest picks a cup. Speaker 1 (8:59) Oh, we love it. I Speaker 6 (9:00) would Speaker 1 (9:00) have brought you a mug. I didn't know it was like a thing. Anyway. Okay. I have to now memento what the hell we were talking about. Speaker 2 (9:05) You want to compliment Speaker 1 (9:05) us. Speaker 2 (9:06) Compliment. Speaker 1 (9:06) Relax. I'm getting there. I had something else. I mean. Okay. No. So I love you guys. Oh, the Kelly thing. So no, I came Speaker 6 (9:14) for Kelly as a joke. Right. Yeah. Because as a. Talk show host, LOL, we'll get to that. Unemployed. I have a podcast, but you know. Speaker 7 (9:24) Hey, those are talk shows now. Those are talk shows now. Look at this. Look at this. Speaker 6 (9:26) I know. We have a set. You know what my set is? What? Porky Pig, no pants, top, bed. I don't put pants on for my show. My person said I don't Speaker 2 (9:34) care. I was Speaker 6 (9:34) just Speaker 2 (9:34) saying, because we saw Kylie versus Zach meet the other night. Porky Pig is one of the greatest Americans. Speaker 6 (9:40) By far. And Speaker 2 (9:41) he had a line about his pantslessness. What'd he say? Speaker 7 (9:43) He said, is this the audition for the pantsless model? Speaker 2 (9:46) The pantsless model. He's a perfect body. He's a perfect body. Literally. Speaker 6 (9:52) Perfect, beautiful curves. Speaker 1 (9:53) But Speaker 2 (9:53) just Speaker 1 (9:53) a sweetie. So sweet. Speaker 6 (9:55) He's really a sweetheart. And he never, he always got a bad, he never had a busy day. Never Speaker 2 (10:00) complained. Speaker 6 (10:00) Porky Speaker 1 (10:01) never went to Italy. Smooth, Speaker 7 (10:02) beautiful, complaintless little piece of ass. Speaker 2 (10:06) We should, okay, let's put a pin in Looney Tunes because we talked about Muppets, your first episode, where we all kind of were hot for Sam the Eagle. Oh my still. We Speaker 7 (10:13) all Speaker 2 (10:13) wanted to fuck Sam the Eagle because he would peck the shit out of you. You can rub his bald Speaker 1 (10:16) head while he eats you out. Yeah. Oh my God. Goodbye. Jesus Christ. I feel like it would be, all feathers don't you think up there not bald which i like both yeah but he's got the babies like you know simon pegg has those little british hairs you know what i'm talking about the river liver well simon pegg's always top of Speaker 7 (10:32) mind for you sexually you were saying that Speaker 1 (10:34) as you came in when people go do you peg i'm like one kind i want you to cut that i'm sorry i have parents listen kelly kelly so kelly Speaker 6 (10:47) she We're putting all the idols now on TV for talk shows? That was my point. Speaker 7 (10:51) I love her. I Speaker 2 (10:52) see, Speaker 7 (10:52) I Speaker 2 (10:52) see. Speaker 7 (10:52) Your I Don't Think So Honey was all these singers doing talk shows. And I have to say, it was something we noticed as well. Speaker 2 (10:58) J-Hud and Kelly. J-Hud. And then Speaker 7 (11:00) Drew Barrymore hosts her show. She's an actress Speaker 2 (11:02) primarily, if we remember. Yeah. And you're saying that this is... This is a little bump with you because you are trained as a talk show. Speaking of Speaker 6 (11:10) Looney Tunes, I'm literally pulling fish bones out of the trash and putting them on the lid. Do you know what I'm talking about? That's Speaker 7 (11:15) Sylvester does that. Well, you're going to love Kelly now she quit her show. I know. Why'd Speaker 6 (11:19) she do that, though? Speaker 7 (11:20) I think we're going to talk about it. Okay, Speaker 6 (11:22) save it for the show. She's, I mean, she's really an incredible talent and lovable, huh? Could you Speaker 7 (11:26) believe? The K-pop Demon Hunters song that she sang for her last Kelly Oaky, I was like, she really knocked him out of the world for the last show she did. My Speaker 6 (11:35) contact lenses were like, crack, crack, crack, crack. She hit that high A5 and I was like, I went plaid like in Spaceballs. I've seen new colors. I went Speaker 7 (11:43) plaid. I went plaid. She's Speaker 6 (11:45) incredible. Okay, back to you two. What I want to say and I told you this to your face that night but I need to have it here that when I was in the audience and you were so generous to have me in that sketch for the last culture Eastus Awards but watching you two I really have to say this to my heart I could cry saying it you guys smash that so hard then I'm and I'm like a Speaker 1 (12:05) tough crit I hate everybody you know that like I But everyone loves you. Cut this out. Four people make me laugh. Four people make me laugh. No, truly, leave that in. And they know who they are. They're pretty much on your shirt and like maybe six other people. Maybe six other people. Four people make Speaker 7 (12:21) me laugh. They're on your shirt and maybe six other people. Miami education. Miami education. Speaker 1 (12:27) You guys were so... And like, not just the comedy and the professionalism. That's when I was like, oh, these are different people. Like I, cause I knew you guys back in your old podcast days. We were sandbox. We were in Speaker 7 (12:40) the Speaker 1 (12:40) same network. I won't say, but it's on my shirt forever. God bless them. We love them. The sweetest Speaker 6 (12:47) guys in the world. Yeah. But yeah, you guys were just unbelievable. The song number, the heated rivalry. I felt like you're a relative who's just like, I can't believe I produced this. Like I made Speaker 1 (12:57) them. No, you were unbelievable. The Speaker 2 (12:59) way we've downloaded your humor, your brain, your vibe, you're deeply influential to us, Michelle. That Speaker 1 (13:06) actually makes me Speaker 7 (13:07) very Speaker 6 (13:08) emotional. Speaker 2 (13:09) You Speaker 7 (13:09) saw when I was asked who's the best stand-up and I said you. By Speaker 6 (13:13) the way, I saw that. I'm not even being funny. It's the highlight of my year hearing that. I was just like, because I was just so nice. Thank you. Okay, this is now, this is not what the show is about. Save this for later. You're so Speaker 2 (13:22) sweet. Okay, Looney Tunes. Tell people I'm Speaker 6 (13:25) in LA on September 24th. Oh, when's your show? Speaker 2 (13:27) September 23rd. September 24th. Speaker 6 (13:29) The Speaker 2 (13:29) 24th. 24th, I'm so sorry. They're going to buy Speaker 6 (13:30) them on September 23rd when this comes out. Oh, yeah. And then I'm at the Elysian Theater two episodes, two episodes, two shows. Speaker 7 (13:37) You're having two episodes of The Elysian backstage. You're going to have a psychotic break. You penciled Speaker 1 (13:43) it Speaker 7 (13:43) in for The Elysian, as many Speaker 1 (13:45) have before. Oh my God. That is really funny. No, I'm Speaker 2 (13:48) going Speaker 1 (13:48) to have nine episodes, but there's two shows. And then I'm going on tour. Speaker 2 (13:53) I'm Speaker 1 (13:53) going on tour, but the cities haven't been announced yet. I'm going to states I've never performed in before. See, and that's important, Speaker 7 (14:00) because can I say, every year I announce the Christmas tour. buy tickets now, and they all, no one is ever happy where you're going. They're upset where you're not going. That's right. Yeah. You know what I mean? Oh, wow. And it makes, it hurts my heart because all I want to do is visit everywhere that would ever want to ever see me speak a word, but sometimes there's not Speaker 6 (14:22) enough. Some people fly. Listen, I have a listener. I'm going to shout him out. He's such a nice guy, Jade. He lives in Mexico. Yeah. He comes to every live show I do. And he's like normal Speaker 1 (14:32) and sweet. You know, otherwise I wouldn't be like, you know. We need to get him in here. He's amazing. You, your mom, and Jade. Okay, enough about. Enough about your upcoming shows. My fans and my shows. Let's talk. We have so much to get to, you guys. Okay, can I say Speaker 7 (14:44) what, what, what? We have so much to get to. You can't Speaker 2 (14:47) help but talk show host. What's happening in the culture? I mean, tons. Tons? Well, okay, let's talk about Leah Remini. Please. So, I think it is what the show needs. She checks every box. I broke the news to you, which I felt like was the perfect counterweight to Matt telling me that Dolly Parton had died. He was the one to tell me. And I was able to tell him that Leah Remini is going to join the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Speaker 6 (15:12) Similar levels of importance. Yeah, I Speaker 2 (15:14) agree. Speaker 7 (15:15) Well, God gives and takes. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like God actually said, God said we're going to take Dolly Parton, but he said, don't worry, Leah Remini is going to do Beverly Hills Speaker 1 (15:24) Housewives. Here's my question. What's going to happen to people puzzler? She's. Are you kidding me? What is People Puzzler? It's her game show. Are you guys literally, are you guys too busy? Are you working too much to watch People Puzzler? Tell us everything. Speaker 7 (15:38) Are you kidding me? Can we guess what People Puzzler is? Leah Remedy comes out and she's like, all right, yeah, welcome back to People Puzzler. I'm the kind of person Speaker 2 (15:46) who... I'm Speaker 7 (15:47) the Speaker 2 (15:47) kind of Speaker 7 (15:47) person who hosts People Puzzler. Our friend Chrissy Shackelford had the best joke about her ever, which is that she says this, I'm the kind of person who tells you what kind of person that I am. That's Speaker 6 (15:58) the Speaker 7 (15:58) way. So she comes out and she hosts People Puzzler, which is, is it people being sort of dropped down like Lea Michele at that award show and put into a puzzle piece? Like Human Tetris? No. That would Speaker 1 (16:10) be incredible. We should pitch that. Human Tetris? I would love Human Tetris. With Speaker 7 (16:15) all Speaker 1 (16:15) three of us Speaker 7 (16:15) hosting too many hosts. That's Speaker 1 (16:17) the Speaker 7 (16:17) show. Everyone's only note was, I kind of liked the idea of Human Tetris. I don't know why there's three hosts who won't stop talking over each other. And they're all cutting each Speaker 2 (16:25) other off going, no, you go. I've Speaker 6 (16:26) been in a number of shows like that and they've all been huge successes. I think we should pitch a show called Too Many Hosts. And it's just every Speaker 1 (16:32) day people are like, this is horrible. And you have Speaker 7 (16:34) to say it like that. Too many hosts. Speaker 2 (16:36) Too Speaker 7 (16:36) many. We Speaker 2 (16:37) could actually host a show that would rival The View. Speaker 6 (16:42) Listen, don't start with me because I got nowhere to be. I got no home. I can move anywhere in the world as we speak. Speaker 7 (16:48) I got nowhere to be. I got no home. It's Speaker 2 (16:50) all true. Speaker 1 (16:50) I got no home. I think with the Speaker 2 (16:52) right table, with the right size table. and the right Lucite letters, I think we could really send it up. Speaker 6 (17:00) Our intro with me popping out behind the too many hosts sign, like just Speaker 7 (17:05) me being like behind the T of too many hosts. Because you know how it is. It's like the pilot episode starts like this. It's like, welcome to too many hosts. I'm Bowen Yang. And then you just think it's Bowen. And then I sort of like come in from the bottom of the frame and I say, and I'm Matt Rogers. And then you poke in from behind the sign. And I'm Michelle Collins. I Speaker 6 (17:20) stormed Speaker 7 (17:21) through a big paper wall. Speaker 1 (17:22) Yeah. Kool-Aid man. I have to storm through a wall. I won't do it. Otherwise I rip open a big, it's like a brick paper wall. And I'm like, and I'm Michelle. A Speaker 7 (17:31) brick paper wall. And I got a tiny person Speaker 1 (17:33) on my show. Who else would be on it? We got to push this. And Speaker 7 (17:35) I'm Speaker 1 (17:35) Iago. Yes, Ava Byrd. We gotta have a talking parrot on the show. It would be so funny. Talking parrot Speaker 2 (17:40) and genuinely, Bailey Dupree. Bailen Dupree. Is that the Tourette's girl? That's the Tourette's Corporate Wally girl. She's Speaker 1 (17:47) brilliant. She's gonna take over for People Puzzler now. It's gonna be a seven hour long show. What Speaker 2 (17:51) is People Puzzler? Speaker 1 (17:53) It's genuinely so stupid and you're gonna be mad, but it's a game show Speaker 6 (17:57) based on the People Magazine crossword. Oh! It's really challenging and for real smarties. Go on that show and Speaker 1 (18:07) it no it's true. We star last name Pitt It's borderline remedial and some people are just like exactly they're like be Burt Pitt. They don't Speaker 6 (18:16) know Speaker 1 (18:16) it is their Burt Pitt Burt Pitt Speaker 7 (18:18) Burt Pitt Burt Pitt that's a good same the Speaker 1 (18:23) Eagles brother. I'm Burt Speaker 6 (18:25) Pitt. It just feels like a big bald eagle Burton Speaker 7 (18:27) Pitt Speaker 7 (18:30) Isn't it crazy? Think about this. The Tom Cruise picture of him with Anne Hathaway in the Days of Thunder remake. Like, say what you will, the stardom emanating from that photo. And I was like, you got to give it to him. He really is what he really is that. And then for Anne Hathaway to just be like beaming in that photo. I love that she was like, you know what? Yeah, I am the biggest actress in the world. Yeah. She fully was just like, I'm going to stand here, look into that camera, smile my smile and say, yeah, it's me. Those Speaker 6 (18:58) big eyes, those big dolly eyes. I watched Devil Wears Prada 2 on the plane. Speaker 7 (19:02) It's a great movie for all kinds of environments. Planes, theaters, Speaker 1 (19:06) home. Speaker 7 (19:06) Travels, buses. Yeah, yeah. Environments, beautifully Speaker 6 (19:09) put. Anyway, People Puzzler, it's a hit. Back to Leah. So yeah, I hope she's somebody to do this. It's Speaker 7 (19:15) a Speaker 6 (19:15) hit. It's a hit. I was Speaker 2 (19:17) praising Tom Cruise and then going, I can't wait for Lea. I never Speaker 7 (19:20) praised anyone. I said that they have star quality, which is so different from being a good person. I can't even tell you. Isn't it crazy Speaker 6 (19:28) that we forgive him for never forgave, abandoning in a way though. Cause I mean, you see his movies, right? I see his movies and they're good. Speaker 2 (19:36) I can't tell you what the last Tom Cruise movie is. Maybe like, um, you're probably going to see Digger. Because it's getting Oscar buzz. Speaker 6 (19:44) You know what? Here's my issue with that trailer. If I'm watching a trailer that has bad wigs and clear latex prosthetics that have not been blended, that are just so Spirit Halloween, I'm immediately, and the cat puppet is so fake, I'm just like, I don't like what this is. Unless it's a South Park movie. I'm like, I don't like this. Remember those? Remember those? With the South Park movie? Bigger, longer, uncut. The best. Speaker 7 (20:09) I've never laughed harder than... than the films. No. Speaker 1 (20:13) It's true though. It's really true. I've never laughed harder than the films. This is by the way remember when I had great stories and now I'm talking about people puzzler. I'm here. I waited years to come back here and I'm bringing up literally the worst game show Speaker 2 (20:24) on TV. Anytime they drop your name they're like well Michelle Collins wants to come over like she's family. She's family. She Speaker 6 (20:29) can Speaker 2 (20:29) come on whenever she wants. Speaker 6 (20:30) Open Speaker 2 (20:30) door. Call Speaker 6 (20:31) me anytime someone drops out. Honey, I'm pantsless. I'm home. I'm Speaker 1 (20:34) there. Yes. I'm pantsless. You're Porky Pig in it. I'm Speaker 2 (20:38) in Speaker 1 (20:38) full Porky Pig mode all day. I genuinely. Okay, just to really. Porky Pig Speaker 2 (20:42) mode means that you're wearing a blazer and a little bow tie. Yes, I'm sir. But underwear. I have underwear on. Yes, I'm sir. Yes, I'm sir. Yes, Speaker 6 (20:49) I'm sir. Yes, Speaker 2 (20:49) I'm sir. Speaker 7 (20:49) Okay, Speaker 6 (20:50) so Speaker 7 (20:50) Leah Remini, predict the landscape. socially for her for her first season. Is she getting along with Erika Jayne? Speaker 6 (20:58) Oh, I don't think she's getting along with anybody. I actually think that she is a really tough girl. She's, I think, best friends with Michelle Visage, who I know and I love Michelle. We love Michelle. Michelle's a tough girl. That's why we like her. They both are. They both are. And that's what I mean. And I think that someone coming in as a newbie to that show with that level of also fame, recognition, Speaker 6 (21:20) doing the right thing when it comes to what she's done with Scientology and everything else. And I just, I can't explain it. I just feel like they're not going to like it. I don't think Erica's going to like it. I've never met Erica. No, I think Speaker 7 (21:30) Erica will actually appreciate it. I'll tell you who's going to have a hard time with hearing the truth plainly stated out loud is, say it with me. Kyle. Speaker 6 (21:38) Well, Kyle needs to go. Speaker 7 (21:39) Kyle, the second, Leah's going to look at her and be like, so you're a lesbian or what? Yeah. And then Kyle's going to be like. She's gonna do the whole like, tip her cowboy hat. When Kyle gets Speaker 1 (21:51) upset and she, Speaker 7 (21:51) her voice. Speaker 2 (21:52) I know, Speaker 1 (21:54) but why is she still, you know, listen. I love Bravo. Speaker 6 (21:57) I love the, I mean, this is like my bread and butter. So I feel like when I'm criticizing the stuff, it's because we love it. Right? Yeah. You're like Speaker 7 (22:04) tipping them over with love. Speaker 6 (22:05) Exactly. I stopped watching OC this season. It just, I couldn't do it anymore. I'm like, listen, I'm busy watching the puzzler. Speaker 1 (22:12) I went to college. Like I have things that are good in my life. Between having a college degree and watching the puzzler, how do you have time for Real Housewives Speaker 7 (22:20) of Speaker 1 (22:20) Orange County? I literally don't have time for OC. I Speaker 7 (22:22) don't Speaker 1 (22:22) have time. I Speaker 7 (22:23) went to college. Speaker 7 (22:26) It sounded like one reason, but it was two. I don't have time. I went to college. Speaker 1 (22:31) I'm busy. I'm busy. I'm busy trying to hang up this degree on the wall. I went to college. I can't get it on the wall. I never got my degree. What? Three credits shy. That's the name of the episode. You went to college. Speaker 2 (22:45) You didn't get your degree. I walked in. That's why I'm busy. That's why you can't walk in. You gotta get your final three credits. Don't Speaker 1 (22:51) you Speaker 2 (22:51) see? Speaker 1 (22:51) I gotta learn Spanish before I get the diploma. I have a lot of work. to do? Speaker 7 (22:55) I'm boiling hot. Do you hear Speaker 1 (22:57) Stan showing up? You tell me, right? Anybody? Are they showing up? For sure. I wore a Speaker 2 (23:02) t Speaker 1 (23:02) -shirt today. Speaker 7 (23:02) Learning Speaker 2 (23:03) Spanish in college. You don't have to take Spanish. You do Speaker 6 (23:07) at Barnard College. You need four semesters of a language. Wait. Oh my god. Speaker 2 (23:12) That's so cruel. I mean, I guess that's wonderful. And Speaker 6 (23:15) then Speaker 2 (23:15) guess what happened Speaker 6 (23:15) my senior year? What? The biggest tragedy in American history. Oh, 9-11. 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