Dolly's Legacy, Ozempic Side Effects & Jelly Roll's Stand-Up w/ Heather Shaw

Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

Comedian Heather Shaw returns to Juicy Scoop for a lively discussion on celebrity culture, including critiques of Real Housewives' behavior, the impact

Key takeaways

• Ozempic may contribute to dry mouth and increased thirst, potentially influencing public perceptions of celebrity appearances like Vicki's.
• Dolly Parton is celebrated as a decades-ahead-of-her-time icon in both business and personal life, embodying long-lasting marriage and female empowerment.

Main topics

• Ozempic side effects and celebrity appearances
• Dolly Parton's legacy as a pioneering woman

Notable quotes

She's still working. Yeah, well in someone can I say somebody saying something about her mouth? Okay going on okay, so I noticed that

You're a very trim, a trim, lean little machine. Little, little stick. But I've taken. it you have yes like four years ago when when you had to keep it a secret yeah when they were going to come to your house with pitchforks

Conclusion

The episode blends humor with sharp commentary on modern celebrity culture, highlighting how medical

Transcript preview

Speaker 5 (0:00) Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on the road, when you're on the go, Juicy Scoop is the show to know. She talks Hollywood tales, her real life, Mr. Segment, Serial Data, and Serial Sister. You'll be addicted and addicted fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast. Listen up. Woo woo. Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Speaker 2 (0:30) Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have a return favorite. Another Heather, another hilarious girl. You know her, you love her. It's Heather Shaw. Welcome back. I'm back, baby. The Heathers reunited. What I love is you're on tour right now because you're such a funny stand-up. Yeah. And when I was pulling this poster for Look on YouTube, because you're going to get to see her funny face and her funniness and me all together. But I noticed that the song you chose for this is Baby Gorgeous. And I've been choosing Baby Gorgeous for stuff, which is Lisa Barlow's music. You're just. No, it's you're just. Is it just? You're just. Baby gorgeous. Speaker 3 (1:15) And then I forget the lyrics. But it's good. It's my walk-up song. I love it. It's so good Speaker 2 (1:21) for Speaker 3 (1:21) walking up. No one knows it. So Speaker 2 (1:23) you're a fan Speaker 3 (1:23) of Lisa Barlow's. Oh, are you kidding me? I love the bar. She's great. What's her tequila? Where is it? Speaker 2 (1:28) It's Vita Tequila. Thank you so much. A lot of people try to say that it's not a real tequila. We have done Sundance for 42 years. I have a lounge. I'm so generous with it, but these girls are so mean to me. Are you watching Speaker 3 (1:44) her on Ultimate Girls Trip? No, I haven't. I haven't gotten into UGT. Speaker 2 (1:47) Okay. I heard I need to because Vicky's a nightmare. Speaker 3 (1:50) She's a total... Speaker 3 (1:53) She's still working. Yeah, well in someone can I say somebody saying something about her mouth? Okay going on okay, so I noticed that Speaker 2 (2:01) too. She does think this is very cute pressure. We should go like she goes Speaker 2 (2:09) I don't know if it's like, I don't know Speaker 3 (2:11) if Speaker 2 (2:11) she's like wet, like a dry mouth from Ozempic. You've never tried any of that stuff. You look like you're naturally Speaker 3 (2:19) thin. Oh Speaker 2 (2:19) no, I take a lot of it. That's why I look like this. You're a very trim, a trim, lean little machine. Little, little stick. But I've taken. it you have yes like four years ago when when you had to keep it a secret yeah when they were going to come to your house with pitchforks Speaker 3 (2:37) and Speaker 2 (2:37) be like you're not a diabetic but i had turned 50 and i had gained like weight a lot more weight than i wanted yeah so i did it and i got was able to keep it off and then since then i've I've dabbled in it like once. You Speaker 3 (2:51) don't need to. You're stick thin. I know, but you don't know. You know when Speaker 2 (2:54) someone doesn't fit in their thing and you know. No, like whatever. Anyway, for some people, it can make you very thirsty. Like you cannot get enough water in you. Oh, Speaker 3 (3:06) yes, Speaker 2 (3:06) I've heard this. My friend, yeah. And so that was like one thing that, you know, that I tried a different medication. And the next time I had to do it, which was about a year ago, and then I haven't been on it since, I did it. a little pill instead and i noticed i didn't have the incredible thirst yes Speaker 3 (3:22) yeah yeah maybe that's what it is but anyway Speaker 2 (3:24) there's my talk and but now i can be honest about it back then you had to be quiet you could get it was Speaker 3 (3:31) like Speaker 2 (3:31) being gay in the 60s it was absolutely like being gay being gay in the 80s yeah just like you knew meet up in Speaker 3 (3:39) a Speaker 2 (3:39) park cool so yeah you got a cruise Speaker 3 (3:41) yeah Speaker 2 (3:41) yeah yeah yeah Speaker 3 (3:43) Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So maybe it's Speaker 2 (3:45) a Speaker 3 (3:45) mixture of plastic surgery and lack of water for the Vic. Speaker 2 (3:48) Right. And then just her. She's a lot. Yeah. Speaker 2 (3:55) She's a lot. I gotta watch it. So I ended up, they're having all these parties. It's very like fun. And how is she partying? I don't understand how they're drinking in their 60s. She looks good though. You know what her body does? That's what it is. I don't think, someone thought it was something more serious. We don't want it to be anything more serious. Then you're back on TV and you're like, fuck it, I don't care. I'll be as thirsty to be on camera as I am truly needing to have water in my body. Because, She has a nice figure. Her figure is looking really good. I saw her do some press. She's got a nice butt. She looks good. She's slim, tiny, good waist. Her arms, her skin looks good. Good for her because she said, I got plastic surgery because Slade said I look like my piggy. And then Luann's like, I Speaker 3 (4:41) thought it was Porky Pig. Speaker 2 (4:42) I saw that. Now your pig's mixed up. Oink, oink. Who cares? Who would let a man? Speaker 3 (4:50) I saw Countess, by the way, do a Christmas cabaret show in Cincinnati, Ohio. She's doing good, folks. Some basement in Cincinnati. And what did you think? Woo! I Speaker 2 (5:00) thought she was gorgeous, number Speaker 3 (5:02) one. She is. Speaking Speaker 2 (5:04) of plastic surgery, she's somebody that really has just maintained her natural beauty. Like, she's always looked like that. And she has a great figure. Speaker 3 (5:13) But the show itself is completely Speaker 2 (5:14) cringe. And she does, I don't know if she's aware of it. I can't tell if she's in on it or like, no, Speaker 3 (5:21) this is very serious. Speaker 2 (5:22) As someone who knows her personally, has hung out with her, had her on Speaker 1 (5:24) the Speaker 2 (5:24) show a bunch, you know how people say I'm a deadhead? Yeah. I think I've seen Luann so much that I could be called a countess cunt or something. I don't know what we would call ourselves, but I've literally seen her, I think, five times. In concert. Yeah. In Speaker 3 (5:38) concert. So Speaker 2 (5:38) it's fun, but I'm like, does she? Every time I... think that every time I'm like, she has totally gotten better, and I'm like, you've totally gotten better. And then I will look back at someone's video from like, you know, some gay guy from like the second story and filming her, and I'll be like, how drunk was I? Like, that's not what I saw, because when I was there, and like people are recognizing me, and we're like, yeah, buddy can't buy your Speaker 3 (6:04) class. Speaker 2 (6:05) Or even when she's like, I can buy myself flowers. Like, she does. a lot of fun songs, you know, just like the covers. She does some karaoke or whatever, some of the people's covers. Speaker 3 (6:15) Yeah, with the housewives clips. But Speaker 2 (6:17) it is kind of a, like some other housewives, you know, have tried to do stand-up or a version of it. Speaker 3 (6:23) Yeah. Speaker 2 (6:24) Go the DJ singing route. Yeah. 100%. Because the stakes aren't high. You can do the same stuff over and over again. You know, Bethany tried to be a stand-up. No. Yes. No. I always said Speaker 3 (6:37) she's got Speaker 2 (6:37) comics. No, she does, but you know it's different. Speaker 3 (6:39) But it doesn't translate. Some Speaker 2 (6:40) people are just great as a reality star. Some people are just great in the moment. Yeah, she does. Sonia. Well, Sonia doesn't Speaker 3 (6:47) know. Speaker 2 (6:47) Sonia Speaker 3 (6:48) does Speaker 2 (6:48) stand-up. Sonia. On Speaker 3 (6:51) what? It's like Sonia Speaker 2 (6:52) and Friends, and then she. She will like roll around and like spread her legs. She's on Xanax. And Speaker 3 (6:58) like Speaker 2 (6:58) dance. And then she does hire some other comics. So I'm like, good that you're giving some other people time that are not like super famous that are very funny and like they get a gig at a paid gig. Joe, Melissa's husband, Joe of Gorga. Oh, Speaker 3 (7:13) yeah. He does stand up. That meatball? He's doing Speaker 2 (7:16) stand up? What's he talking about? Reza has done stand up from Shaw's. Speaker 3 (7:20) i don't know that okay yeah a long time ago okay people Speaker 2 (7:24) so they try it people try it they maybe get like six or seven minutes and then they realize why the am i doing this yeah you're a reality star yeah you could do a paid ad glamorous for you know a lot of money just yes just don't try it yeah Speaker 3 (7:37) to be in support remember when slade did it for a second he did it at the laugh factory that's when he called mickey yeah miss piggy Speaker 2 (7:44) Right, right, exactly. I wanted to be like, you Speaker 3 (7:46) fucking suck, dude. It was so bad. He did Speaker 2 (7:48) it once, and I mean, you know, I've talked to him since, and I've been like. You've talked to Slade? Speaker 3 (7:54) Yes. He's real? Speaker 2 (7:55) Yes, because Gretchen came on the show. Gretchen Rossi. Yes. She knows everybody, guys. Oh, my God. And it was, you know, she was having a tough season. It was her last season. Yeah. And I did tell Slade, I go, I just think at one point you just need to say. Speaker 2 (8:13) It was totally wrong when I said it did. It was my first time doing stand-up. I knew just calling out names would get a woo-hoo. I didn't Speaker 3 (8:21) realize Speaker 2 (8:21) how actually cruel that is to really go after someone's looks. Because it's like, if you were to hire me to write for you about housewives, Speaker 3 (8:31) I Speaker 2 (8:31) could have come up with funnier things that are not about... However, I just did Vicky being thirsty. But I just said your body looks great and your face looks Speaker 3 (8:39) great. Speaker 2 (8:40) But this is a... That's just an observation. Speaker 3 (8:43) That's not, you know, it's a lot. Speaker 2 (8:45) Anyway, I think. Does he, he has remorse about that? About the standup? Speaker 3 (8:50) I Speaker 2 (8:51) can't imagine. He's probably like, Speaker 3 (8:52) whatever. Speaker 2 (8:53) It was his first. Plus he has. I don't know. I mean, it was so long ago that I do think it's good when someone's like. It was very. I look back and I cringe. Like, what was I thinking? Yeah. Speaker 3 (9:01) Him on his bike. That's cringy. when was it a boy he's always Speaker 2 (9:05) on the bike he's got the shorts but that also is so long ago like do you imagine like right like if i started this show 20 years ago it would show me like rollerblading by myself thinking that was really real exercise which is not you're rolling you're rolling it's not exercise it's not you're just Speaker 3 (9:22) on venice Speaker 2 (9:23) but yeah and i had like listening to shaw day in my ear and i'm like living the life You know, I wouldn't want that like played back right now. You're right. You're Speaker 3 (9:32) right. Everything's cringed 20 years ago. Yeah. So it's fine. Exactly. But Speaker 2 (9:36) you have all these dates. I love that you're here. Yeah, Speaker 3 (9:40) baby. I was just in Speaker 2 (9:40) Nebraska. How was Speaker 3 (9:42) that? Horrible. You know. Have Speaker 2 (9:45) you ever dipped Speaker 3 (9:46) your toe into Nebraska? No, Speaker 2 (9:46) but my Speaker 3 (9:46) mother-in-law is Speaker 2 (9:48) from Nebraska. What part though? Speaker 3 (9:50) pop quiz Speaker 2 (9:51) do you remember hold on is it Omaha does it start is there no but it's not like starts with a with an R oh it's just it's probably red Speaker 3 (9:59) anyway Speaker 2 (9:59) she moved but then she came out here as a teenager and went to Hollywood High okay I Speaker 3 (10:06) love Speaker 2 (10:07) that from corn to porn but she did That's hot. She didn't pursue anything in acting, but I did go, oh, she's like, we came here for whatever the dad's job was. The mom ran a daycare and then she was at Hollywood High and she met my husband's father and became a cute homemaker and she's still a good time. So Nebraska was a challenge. Yeah, Speaker 3 (10:31) Lincoln's fine, but this one, they pronounce it Norfolk. So what are we doing? Already I'm upset. Norfolk? Are we, can we read? I don't think they were literate. I don't know. It was just, I wouldn't go back. So I'm going to talk shit about them because they're Speaker 2 (10:44) not going to see this. Well, Speaker 3 (10:44) for the Juicy Scoopers that are there, Speaker 2 (10:46) we're just trying to be funny. Okay. Oh, Speaker 3 (10:50) you think Speaker 2 (10:50) they're going to have Juicy Scoopers in Norfolk? I Speaker 3 (10:53) have them everywhere. Norfolk? Please comment. Please comment. Speaker 2 (10:56) Please comment Speaker 3 (10:57) below. We Speaker 2 (10:57) love you. Before we get into more juicy, funny things, we just need to talk about the very, very sad and quite shocking news that Dolly Parton's passing. She did passive cancer. Yeah. And it's so, I think it's so Dolly for us to have not known. Yeah. Speaker 3 (11:16) Like, and for her Speaker 2 (11:17) to still look absolutely gorgeous when she had to like postpone a show. Yeah. And she was saying like, you know, well, the doctor says like, I need to, you know, stay home. Yeah. Yeah. And so. Speaker 2 (11:31) And I remember. Was it quick? Like it was you think it was a recent diagnosis? It seemed like. I wonder if like I wonder if she had it. Speaker 3 (11:39) Yeah. Speaker 2 (11:40) And wasn't going to go through the more debilitating treatments. That's Speaker 3 (11:47) not. Like I wonder Speaker 2 (11:48) if her style was just like, well, I'm going to try this instead because I don't want to. be so, you know, it's such a debilitating thing to go through. Yes, Speaker 3 (11:57) the Speaker 2 (11:57) treatments. So I Speaker 3 (11:58) think, Speaker 2 (11:58) you know, and some people choose not to. And she's 80? I don't know. Or 79? And the love of her life, her husband had passed. Yep. They said she's going to be laid to rest with him. And, you know, there's been so much stuff that's come out about her, like old videos and old things. Yeah. And the thing that stuck with me is that as a musical genius and a singer and actress and writer, she, There isn't one time where she did something mean or snarky about another woman. Ever. Speaker 3 (12:28) Ever. Ever. Speaker 2 (12:30) Take notes, Speaker 3 (12:31) ladies. Yes. Yeah, I know. It's remarkable. And she wouldn't even, yeah, she's never said anything. She knows how to be like shady. without but she wasn't even i don't know but she could be charming you know how like mariah care was like Speaker 2 (12:44) i don't know her and things like that right right and i understand like or even i feel like there was maybe even a moment with like madonna and lady gaga she was coming up because lady gaga's music was just a little too similar i totally get that but with her it was just like and then when she would be sitting there and i remember my mom was like you know that's a wig and i was so shocked i was like she's so beautiful and she's like no those are wigs yeah and i'm like now as someone who doesn't wear a wig and has to do my hair every day, I think the realization that you can wear wigs all the time and a lot of women do, it's kind of great. The amount of time you save and also if you're performing all the time, that's hard on your hair, but I love that her hair changed all the time. I think every time you've seen her hair, it's a wig. And this is not to diss her. Speaker 3 (13:31) No, Speaker 2 (13:31) not at all. She's Speaker 3 (13:32) the best. She's 101. Speaker 2 (13:34) What I also kind of love is that she knew, because she did an interview with Barbara Walters. Oh, God. Did you see that interview? Yes. I hate. Barbara Walters, Speaker 3 (13:42) F you. I don't like Barbara Walters. Why Speaker 2 (13:45) was Speaker 3 (13:45) she always. The way she asks her questions was so shitty. So Speaker 2 (13:50) why? Why do you wear the... Why Speaker 3 (13:52) do you wear makeup? Speaker 2 (13:52) Yeah, why do you wear the... And she's like, well, I know that this would be the thing that would get me attention. And once I have the attention, then I can be me. Speaker 3 (14:00) Well, you Speaker 2 (14:01) know, she was like an innovator, one of the first people to hear about breast implants and get them. In 1967. Speaker 3 (14:10) Damn. 1967 breast implants. What are those made of? Speaker 2 (14:13) My mom told me that like in the 70s, she was at the grocery store. Yeah. And she sees this woman she knows like in the neighborhood. And her tits are huge. Yeah. Speaker 3 (14:23) And Speaker 2 (14:23) she's like, what happened? Because nobody even knew you could get like breast implants. Speaker 3 (14:27) Yeah. Speaker 2 (14:27) And she goes, oh, Pam, I just did my, I must, I must increase my bust. And my mom, like, believed it for, like, five years. She didn't even know that, like, existed. Because it was so, like. The implants Speaker 3 (14:38) back then? Yeah. Was it just sand? What was in there? I don't know. Speaker 2 (14:41) No, it was the silicone implants that they use today. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. I want to do that. I want to Speaker 3 (14:46) get Speaker 2 (14:46) some Speaker 3 (14:46) tits. Speaker 2 (14:46) But she always had such a, like, tiny waist and cute body and beautiful skin. And it seemed like she just. Yeah, Speaker 3 (14:52) no, she was perfection. Speaker 2 (14:52) Whatever, whatever she did. She stayed beautiful. She looked the same. Yeah. Even like 40 to 80. She looked the same. Like, yeah, it was just, but she still, she didn't look 40 at 80, but she still looked like just stunning. Like skin. Speaker 3 (15:07) She didn't have the mouth thing. She could still sing so good. None of that. Not one mouth movement from Dolly. Take notes. She Speaker 2 (15:17) had beautiful teeth. That was another thing I said, you know, back in the day. You couldn't buy teeth like that. And you couldn't buy lips like that. So that's her Speaker 3 (15:25) teeth. Speaker 2 (15:25) Yes. A big, huge smile like Farrah Fawcett and Pamela Anderson would instantly make you a star. Now someone can fix everything on their face. Yeah, I know. Back then, you had a smile like that. But of course, the fact that she wrote 9 to 5. I will always love Speaker 3 (15:44) you. Speaker 2 (15:44) Oh Speaker 3 (15:45) my god, Speaker 2 (15:45) I loved that movie. And all those songs. She came up with that. the whole movie, I think. I know. Speaker 3 (15:50) She's insane. Speaker 2 (15:51) Yeah. This episode of Juicy Scoop is sponsored by Drip Drop. I've realized that when my energy dips and I feel a little off, I now realize it's actually hydration related. So it's not like I need coffee. And that is why I want to tell you about Drip Drop because Drip Drop is my go-to fix. It helps me bounce back quickly, stay clear headed and get back to my day without feeling like I'm playing catch up. Drip Drop is a doctor-developed proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. Think support for busy days, long workouts, summer travel, and everything in between. Because hydration isn't just something you do when you're behind, it's how you stay ahead. 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No offense, Drake. We love you. That kind of. Definitely. It's kind of cool to be like child free. Back Speaker 2 (19:35) then and be like, you know, not. Back then especially. Speaker 3 (19:39) Not being Speaker 2 (19:39) sad about it. Yes. And I always wondered what was up with the husband. She always spoke nicely of him, but we never really saw him. We never heard from him. But in that other interview, she kind of said, I might, you know, someone might catch my eye here and there. So there were sometimes rumors that. Could she have like an open something? Yes, because Speaker 3 (19:58) I saw an interview snippet somebody had posted where they're like, what's your least fair word? And she said, monogamy. I mean, monotony. Speaker 2 (20:04) So it was like. So Speaker 3 (20:05) clever. Speaker 2 (20:06) Yeah. So I wonder if they were, maybe they were swinging. Or just. Swinging down in Nashville. With Speaker 3 (20:10) Jelly Roll. No. I Speaker 2 (20:11) loved her. And, you know, like, I think she loved him and everything. But yeah, I would love, now that she has passed. Yeah. I would love to just know more about that part of her life. Who plays her in the biopic? Well, I know that. Jojo Speaker 3 (20:25) Siwa. I agree. No. Speaker 2 (20:28) What is the very beginning of Jojo Siwa? But it's got to be Kristen Chenoweth. Oh, yeah. She's got. But yeah. Yeah, I could see that. She Speaker 3 (20:35) can Speaker 2 (20:35) sing. She's Speaker 3 (20:35) tiny. She's blonde. Is her voice. Yeah, she can get her voice. Oh, my God. Speaker 2 (20:38) She could do her voice. Yeah, she's great. When Speaker 3 (20:41) I Speaker 2 (20:41) met her, she told me she was trying to do the Dolly biopic.