Sydney Sweeney Strikes Out

I've Had It

The podcast tackles a range of social and political frustrations, from personal annoyances like loud phone calls in public to broader issues

Key takeaways

• Public behavior like loud phone use in shared spaces can trigger strong reactions due to perceived invasions of personal space.
• Political imagery promoting extremism in public spaces provokes outrage and calls for symbolic resistance.

Main topics

• Public etiquette and personal boundaries
• Political extremism and public signage

Notable quotes

"If you're going to be around other people in any form, even walking, put in earbuds."

Conclusion

The hosts use humor and sharp critique to expose how everyday annoyances

Transcript preview

Speaker 5 (0:02) So are we supposed to start the podcast? Speaker 4 (0:06) Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, Speaker 5 (0:10) gay-triots, they-triots, black-triots, brown-triots, anybody who didn't triple Trump, I cannot express to you how much we love you. And history will be kind to you. But to everybody else, what can they do, pups? Speaker 4 (0:24) And it's a double bird. Oh, wait, this. And in a circle formation. A circle formation. Rainbow Speaker 5 (0:31) formation. Speaker 4 (0:31) Rock steady. Or a Speaker 5 (0:32) gay rainbow. A gay rainbow. A gay rainbow formation just for spite. Because the gays really trigger MAGA, which I think Sigmund Freud would have a lot to say about. God rest his soul, says this atheist. Pumps, what have you had it with? Speaker 4 (0:48) Okay. have a laundry list of habits, but this just happened. As I sit here, I see a woman that I see every day in my neighborhood walking. Okay. She's a power walker. She walks like a motherfucker. No pets, which you go girl, whatever. I'm lugging one dog that's on its deathbed and two Frenchies. So I get it. This woman does not have earbuds and she talks on the phone on fucking speaker. Speaker 4 (1:19) have heard so many of her private conversations that were completely unnecessary for me to hear. Why don't you just get earbuds? I see you walk every day, twice a day. You are not just like a casual walker. Put your earbuds in or put the phone up to your ear. I don't want to hear you and your husband talking about your air conditioning. Like, I don't care. What is it? Does she think that? Out in the world, she's in a bubble. Like, I don't get it. I just saw her. It irritated me. It's been on my mind. So I fucking had it. If you're going to be around other people in any form, even walking, put in earbuds. If you're going to be on the phone, nobody cares about your conversation. Speaker 5 (2:02) So do you end up like you're right behind her or? No, she's like across the street Speaker 4 (2:10) and either ahead of me or behind me. I mean, it's like full volume. All the way up on her. That's bad. I Speaker 5 (2:17) mean, that's bad. Speaker 4 (2:18) Why would she not wear earbuds? Okay, let's say you don't like them in your ears. I get it. Put the things over your ear. Like, we have so many options now. Or, bitch, put it up to your headphone like that. Speaker 5 (2:30) Well, because she would have to be holding it like this, right? Speaker 4 (2:32) Yes, she has it out full blast. And first of all, I'm like, who are Speaker 5 (2:37) you talking to? Here's what I propose. I just think you channel Larry David from Curb. You wait anxiously and you kind of look out your window when you see that she's approaching and you'd be ready. Speaker 4 (2:47) No dogs. You'd be ready. Speaker 5 (2:50) Have your ear pods in and everything. And then just start power walking like right behind her. And then just, you know, she gets on the phone. She's talking to her husband about God knows what. And then you just. Speaker 5 (3:01) Hello. Hey, just quick. Did you know that you can actually get some earphones so everybody in the neighborhood doesn't have to hear what you're saying? Just get in that ass. Why not? I mean, look at all the shit the federal government's doing. Why not? Speaker 4 (3:14) I'll tell you what I've been about to do. This is not what I'd had. This is one of those fantasies that would never happen to me in a regular world. So there's this stupid fucker between me and the dog school that has two big posters of the Oklahoma gubernatorial candidate that's endorsed by Trump. That's fucking the worst, the worst, the worst that will be elected because he's a Republican. And it's him and Trump in an embrace. Every time I go past that, I, that whole property for ring cameras. And I think. I like where your head's at. Could I get a big fat Sharpie or spray paint and just write pedo on that facing the street? How long would it take him to notice? Is that considered a property crime? If I don't manage, if I don't damage the property. I mean, these. Speaker 5 (4:08) Okay. Speaker 4 (4:09) Why am I thinking about these things? Speaker 5 (4:11) Because number one, it's a rock solid great idea. It's a fabulous form of resistance. This is what got us in trouble 20 years ago. What I propose is that you, we didn't vandalize anything. No, we didn't vandalize, but just bad Speaker 4 (4:24) ideas. Nobody said no. I Speaker 5 (4:27) propose that you put a little like cat burglar outfit on. A little cat suit. All black. Speaker 4 (4:34) Yeah. Speaker 5 (4:35) You could even wear a tail just for fun and maybe some ears, you know, with Speaker 4 (4:39) a ski mask, a ski mask with ears and then a black Speaker 5 (4:42) tail. Do it around Halloween, right? Where everybody's Speaker 4 (4:46) in Speaker 5 (4:46) costume. Yeah. And then go and I love the whole pedo or I support pedos or I am a pedo. I like where your head's at. I think it's a great idea. I can totally understand why you're thinking it. And that's horrible to have to see every day. How big is the sign? Speaker 4 (5:04) Oh, big. Big, like probably eight by ten feet. Speaker 5 (5:12) And it's Speaker 4 (5:13) on Speaker 5 (5:13) Trump in this dipshit that's running for governor in Oklahoma. Yes. And Speaker 4 (5:17) it says proudly endorsed by Trump. And I want to say, does anybody in Oklahoma know that Trump is underwater to the tune of? No, they don't. Some people do, obviously. Speaker 5 (5:30) I mean, all of my friends that I've had forever, they're so good at fighting the good fight and all of this. But sadly, you know, this the state of Oklahoma and this is the part I'll never get over. And I don't know why a Democrat hasn't campaigned on this. The Oklahoma bombing. Terror in the heartland. Never forget all this shit. They forget every single election cycle when they vote in right wing extremism. They forget every single cycle when they don't vote for justice and don't vote for the truth and they vote for right wing extremists, much like Kevin Stitt. the sitting governor who dedicated every square inch of the state to Jesus Christ. And God only knows how much blood that Speaker 4 (6:14) man has on his hands from his total abortion ban. Speaker 5 (6:19) Okay, have you guys been online and you see people that you follow and they have like a mask on with red light coming out of it? Confession, I have one. And it's from iRestore and it's called the Illumina Face Mask. This product is absolutely incredible. The best thing about the Illumina Face Mask is it is lightweight, cordless, and packed with double the power of most other masks. And here's just a little life hack. I love to binge watch episodes on the weekend. I put my little iRestore Illumina face mask on and you're doing like two birds, one stone. It's absolutely fantastic. iRestore is offering some huge, huge discounts on their red light therapy devices. Right now, you can save on customer favorites like the iRestore Elite Helmet and the Illumina face mask. Just head to iRestore.com and use code HADIT. That's HADIT at iRestore.com. Please support our show and tell them that we sent you and give your hair and your skin the upgrade they deserve Speaker 4 (7:22) so you can feel confident and refreshed. Speaker 5 (7:26) All right. Let me tell you what I've had it with. Let me get my notes because I had to write this out. Okay. Let me get my notes. So everybody knows that it's trench warfare in my email box all the time. All the time. I mitigate, I mitigate, I mitigate. And it is so, it's such an uphill battle, barefoot in the snow both ways that I can't ever seem to dig out of it. And everybody also knows that I have a problem with the internet, like knowing what I'm searching up and then reminding me of it. So the US Open was just in New York and I got on StubHub. I went to Ticketmaster and I looked at the prices there. And then I was like, I wonder what StubHub's prices are. I go to StubHub. I look at some seats. I'm like, I wonder how much these seats are. I wonder how much those seats are. didn't buy them. I went with a friend and went with Josh a couple of times, but I didn't buy those particular tickets that I looked at on StepHub. Two hours later, I get an email from StepHub that says, you still interested in US Open tickets? And I am like, I'll be goddamn, that was private. That was a private search. I do not appreciate that that is not regulated. Because here's what I want. If you're going to Speaker 5 (8:53) surveil me looking at U.S. Open tickets and then email me about it that, hey, are you still interested in these tickets? Fine. You got to give me something in return. And here's what I propose. J.D. Vance, Stephen Miller, the late Lady Graham, when they're searching, Ted Cruz, who likes porn tweets on 9-11, if they're searching shit up, then I think I would like I would welcome that email. Ted Cruz, are you still interested in big-tittied sluts on big-tittied sluts doing pegging butt stuff? Okay, fine. Then I'd be like, okay, I'll do it for the team. I'll take one for the team. Zillow, if you want to take away my privacy, but give us something in return. If we're going to live in a surveillance state, fine. I mean, I'm trying to fight it as best I can, unsubscribe all day, every day. doing everything I can do. I'll never go to StubHub again because that's not, they shouldn't have emailed me that. That's not their place to do that. That was a private search. But I want Pornhub. I want Grindr. I want other things. Grindr. I want Little Moses Mike Grindr's. I want to know what he's searching up. And so here's the exchange that I'll make. Email everybody. Jennifer Welch just looked up U.S. open ticket prices. Jennifer Welch looked up direct flights from LaGuardia to OKC. Jennifer Welch was looking at properties in Zillow she could never afford because she's a nosy little bitch and wanted to know what the inside of somebody's house looked like. Tattle away. Tattle away. Do it. But give me something in return. Give me the goods. Give me the goods on Josh Hawley. I want the goods on Josh Hawley and that kicker Harrison Butker. Harrison Butker. I want to know. I want to know. And that's just the exchange that I'm willing to make right now. If you're going to take away my privacy, fine. Give me something in return. Speaker 4 (10:56) I'm in all day, every day. Okay, that's funny that you said that because here's just what happened to me. Yesterday, I was craving pimento cheese. I don't know why. You do crave pimento cheese for about once a year. It's just weird. All of a sudden, I'm craving pimento cheese. So I get on DoorDash and I'm like, where do you even buy pimento cheese? Obviously, I'm not going to a grocery store. Where do I get it? So it's a restaurant that I love, love, love, love, that I trust, trust, trust. But it's like 45 minutes away. And I'm just like, you know what? I don't need to spend. that much money on pimento cheese. And I could get my fat ass over to pick it up, but I've already got the dog. So fuck it. No pimento cheese for me. Then. Speaker 4 (11:43) Hour, 45 minutes to an hour later, hadn't made a decision on dinner. It pops up on my DoorDash, comes text. You still interested? And you know what I did, Jennifer? Because I'm part of the fucking problem. Speaker 5 (11:57) Ordered it an expedited delivery. I did. Did you pay the $2.99 extra to get it to your fat ass faster? I paid the $2 Speaker 4 (12:05) .99 Speaker 5 (12:05) extra. You look fabulous. But that's, I get it. See, and that's why they do it. That's why they do it. Because people like me. Yeah. Yeah. That's why they do it. See, I get so mad that something I looked up that I feel such an invasion of privacy when they email me after that. I feel like that was a private search. I went to StubHub to look at ticket prices. I did not say you can email me later. You know, if I wanted you, if I wanted the tickets, I don't need to be reminded to get the tickets. Right. Speaker 4 (12:36) Unlike Speaker 5 (12:37) pumps. who is significantly older than I am. She does need the reminder. So I do understand with seniors reminding them. But let's get to your pimento cheese thing. It is about once a year that you really... And pimento cheese is... My mom loves pimento cheese. It's just an old lady Speaker 4 (12:55) thing. It's a weird Speaker 5 (12:55) thing to crave. Speaker 4 (12:56) Yeah. And you know what they had? And I'm going to start craving it. They had these... pickles and jalapenos with it. And I'm like, I have half of it left. I'm having it as Speaker 5