Ant and Dec RIFT… Who’s The Bear-Faced Liar?? 🐻

Hanging Out With Ant & Dec

Ant and Dec wrap up their Canadian filming trip with playful banter, listener mail, and interactive games. They joke about Dec's solo bear s

Key takeaways

• Dec took a last-minute solo bear safari in Canada to see two deer and a grouse without informing Ant.
• Ant and Dec played a Canadian vs. Norwegian trivia quiz hosted by Riley, covering inventions like Jenga, rubbish bags, egg cartons, and Hawaiian pizza.

Main topics

• Canadian filming wrap-up & bear safari
• Novelty underwear shopping & flashing prank

Notable quotes

Barefaced liar. Deck is barefaced liar.

Conclusion

The episode delivers lighthearted banter and interactive segments, off

Transcript preview

Speaker 4 (0:00) Coming up on the show, Dec betrays me. I slip into Jamie Oliver's Speaker 5 (0:05) underpants. We discuss if we do the Great North Run. One of us Speaker 4 (0:08) gets Speaker 5 (0:08) her Speaker 4 (0:08) hands Speaker 5 (0:09) on a beaver. Speaker 4 (0:10) And we find out who's the best whistler in Whistler. Man, I look like a woman. Enjoy the show! Speaker 4 (0:22) Hello, everybody. Speaker 5 (0:23) Well, hello there, buddy. Welcome back to Canada to our Canadian Hangout for another Hangout with him, me. And we're still in Canada. We're still in Speaker 4 (0:31) Canada. Not long to go, though. Speaker 5 (0:33) We are coming to the end of our time in Canada, which is a little bit sad. But also... I love it here. Sad to be leaving. Yep. But very excited to get home. But we are having a lovely time here. Yeah, it's great. Speaker 2 (0:44) Almost Speaker 5 (0:44) finished. The series is looking good. I think you're going to really enjoy it. That's going to be on... your tellies next year. So Speaker 4 (0:50) we haven't been up to much, to be fair, because we've been working. Yeah. We've been doing this till late, Speaker 5 (0:55) early starts, late finishes. But we did have a couple of... All for your viewing pleasure. We did have a couple of lighter days earlier in the week where... We did. I managed to get out. Did you? Mm-hmm. I went on a bear hunt. What? I went on a bear safari to find some bears. Speaker 4 (1:16) Shut up. I did. No, you did Speaker 5 (1:17) not. I did. We said Speaker 4 (1:18) we were going to do that. We Speaker 5 (1:19) didn't have time to do it. Well, we didn't. We did. And I came and knocked on your door. What? Shut up. What do you mean you knocked on my door? I came past your hotel room. You've never knocked on my door in this whole trip. I did this day because of the importance of... And you went on a Speaker 4 (1:36) bear safari? Speaker 5 (1:37) I went on a bear safari. Speaker 4 (1:38) Without this? Yes. Water? Speaker 4 (1:42) Well, how loud did you knock on the door? Speaker 4 (1:45) Oh, that's quiet. That's childish. That's like a child's knock. Who knocks like that? Text me forward or ring. I did. Shut up. I didn't have a missed call off you. Speaker 5 (1:55) No, that's right. I didn't. I Speaker 4 (1:56) listened to this music. In the shower. Loudly. I listened Speaker 5 (2:01) to the music, you know. See, you didn't answer. You're winding me up anyway. It was a last minute thing. You're Speaker 4 (2:07) winding me up. It Speaker 5 (2:07) was a last Speaker 4 (2:08) minute thing. You wanted to Speaker 3 (2:08) lie in as well. You did say you wanted to lie in. I never, whenever I Speaker 4 (2:11) lie in. Whatever, lay in then. What's the correct English for you? When? I've been up, I've been doing yoga, I've been stretching my body. I haven't lied in. Speaker 3 (2:22) Lay Speaker 4 (2:22) in. Speaker 3 (2:23) Lay in then, whatever. Speaker 4 (2:25) I'm going to do it then anyway. Speaker 5 (2:26) There's no time now and I've done it. I'm over it. No, you haven't. Stop Speaker 4 (2:30) lying. Speaker 5 (2:30) I've got a video to show you. Here it is. Speaker 4 (2:33) Look at that. Speaker 4 (2:36) Right Speaker 4 (2:39) Good, eh? Well, well done, all of you. That is just so... Speaker 4 (2:47) rude and a break of friendship. How was the music in the shower? Loud, which is why I didn't hear. A grandma knocking at my door. Speaker 5 (2:57) Hello, hello. Speaker 4 (3:00) You should text someone if you're going to. That is outrageous. It was all so last minute. That Speaker 3 (3:05) is so. Speaker 4 (3:05) I can't even. I'm holding in the anger right now because I want to lash out. But that is not the answer. It was quite last minute. I'm pleased for you. Very last minute. Last second. I would never do that without you. I would kick the door. I'd actually go and get a card from reception and then pretend, say, hi, I've just left my card. This is the room number, this. Then I would go upstairs, then I would let myself in and I would drag you out of bed or the shower. Speaker 4 (3:38) I would. To see bears. I love animals. There was no Speaker 5 (3:42) guarantee we were going to see bears. Speaker 4 (3:43) But you've seen loads of bears. Two bears. Two Speaker 5 (3:45) bears. Speaker 4 (3:46) Two deers. Expensive deers. Speaker 5 (3:49) Very expensive deers. Very expensive deer. Two deers. And Speaker 4 (3:53) a Speaker 5 (3:53) grouse. Two deer. And a grouse. Famous grouse, yeah. The famous grouse. Saw that. Speaker 3 (3:58) Did you see Dec was wearing shorts as well? Speaker 5 (4:00) I was wearing shorts. You see, I was in my gym kit. That's how last minute it was. I was still in my gym kit. Speaker 4 (4:06) Anyway, we missed you. Wasn't Speaker 5 (4:08) the Speaker 4 (4:08) same without you. Speaker 4 (4:11) It's a nice Speaker 5 (4:12) day Speaker 4 (4:12) though. A friendship has been truly broken today. Under Deck Rift. Right, the headlines. Speaker 5 (4:23) Barefaced liar. Deck is barefaced liar. Speaker 4 (4:28) Whilst I was bare in the shower. Speaker 5 (4:30) I also did a bit of shopping. When? After the bear hunt. Did you now? I went to some Canadian shops. What, when I was just Speaker 4 (4:37) bumming around the hotel on my own? What were you doing? Bumming around the hotel. Speaker 5 (4:42) Going Speaker 4 (4:43) here, going thinking, where is everybody? And everybody just rocked up later on. You didn't feel to mention this when we had dinner that night. Speaker 5 (4:49) No. Because Speaker 4 (4:50) it was a dirty secret. That's why. Because you feel guilty about going without us. I went shopping. Yeah, Speaker 5 (4:56) come on. There's Speaker 4 (4:56) a Speaker 5 (4:56) shop out here called Mark's. Not with Spencer. Yeah. Just Mark's on his own. Did you steal something from there? I didn't steal anything. I paid for it. But what I did see. were Jamie Oliver's underpants. What? They sell them in Canada. Are those ones? His comfiest ever pants. Uh-huh. I bought a pair. And? Speaker 5 (5:18) He's got a point, you know. Speaker 4 (5:19) Oh, you're right. I swear to God, you're just driving me crazy today. So, first of all, you didn't buy the underpants that I've recommended. Speaker 5 (5:27) No, I didn't. That Speaker 4 (5:28) I've banged on about on this podcast for months and months and months. They weren't in the shop. They were too expensive for him. But you bought Jamie Oliver's. Speaker 5 (5:35) But these... Because Speaker 4 (5:36) it was discounted. Well, they were... Worn by one careful owner. Speaker 5 (5:39) No, Speaker 4 (5:40) no. From a thrift Speaker 5 (5:41) store. They're Speaker 4 (5:42) not Speaker 5 (5:42) actually Jamie Oliver's. Flea market. No. But it was kind of a perfect storm. So I thought I'm going to buy them to try them. And then I found a pair that just were perfect for me. You found a pair? In the display. Right, go on. Why were they Speaker 4 (5:59) perfect for you? Speaker 5 (6:00) I'll Speaker 4 (6:00) show you. Oh, God, no. Now he's undoing his belt. For those of you just listening, Dec is undoing his belt to show me. Here it is. Speaker 5 (6:11) Yeah, I don't want to hear that. Who wants to hear that? That's for just the people listening that I'm doing music. Oh, God. Look, sax pants. Jimmy O's pants. With Speaker 4 (6:20) Canadian Speaker 5 (6:21) beers. Speaker 4 (6:26) What the hell? Who have you turned into? Now you're wearing novelty underwear. What the hell is this? This is unsettling. Disturbing. Unsettling. Damaging to my retinas. I don't want to see your arse. Don't show them. They don't want to see it. Speaker 3 (6:42) This is a tradition now. You showed your boxes last week. Speaker 5 (6:45) Yeah, I did. Yeah, Speaker 4 (6:46) he loves it, doesn't he? If I do them up properly and sit back down. Naturalist. Speaker 5 (6:50) Yeah, Speaker 4 (6:50) we can hear it. Speaker 5 (6:51) We can hear the fly. We get to hear it. Speaker 1 (6:53) ASMR. Speaker 4 (6:54) This is what it's come to. You Speaker 5 (6:55) said last week. I used to have fun Speaker 4 (6:56) on this podcast. We used to laugh. We used to just hang out. Now I'm just. Speaker 4 (7:01) Canadian beers, comfy pants. Bears, deers, friends. Sorry, Riley, you weren't involved in the bear hunt. I'm including you. I shouldn't Speaker 5 (7:11) have directed Speaker 4 (7:11) that at you. You've got my next one? There's another one? Speaker 5 (7:16) But yes, so it's been a lovely time. Great, great. Sad that it's coming towards the Speaker 4 (7:20) end. Looking forward Speaker 5 (7:20) to getting home Speaker 4 (7:21) now. Speaker 5 (7:21) Can't wait. Right. Hello. Speaker 1 (7:25) Hello. Speaker 5 (7:26) We had two hamsters. Speaker 4 (7:27) Ah, good! Called Lantan and Dec. This is better. This has cheered me up. Oh, so this is... Link 17, 1983. On the bonus episode last week, we had a letter, which was quite an in-depth letter, about someone who had goldfish called, and they named them Ant Dec and Stephen Mulhern. And lots of things happened to the Ant fish and the Stephen Mulhern fish. Go back and watch it if you haven't watched it. It made me laugh more than anything for a long time. So we've had a follow-up from that. We have some correspondence here saying we had two hamsters called Ant and Deck. We came home one day to find Deck had eaten Ant. What? And there was just a pile of fluff left. Did they do that, hamsters? Speaker 3 (8:09) Is that a thing? Hamsters Speaker 5 (8:10) cannibals. Speaker 4 (8:11) No, they're not. Are Speaker 3 (8:12) they? They can be. Speaker 4 (8:13) Oh, you greedy little git. Based on these two stories, call a pet Deck if you want them to thrive. Yes. This is Brook L. Very good point. Speaker 5 (8:23) That's a very Speaker 4 (8:23) good point. Me says, oh my God, how creepy is this? I have the exact same story. Like literally word for word. Ha ha. You can never really have an original experience, can you? So what does she mean? The fish or the hamster? Speaker 3 (8:36) This was a comment on the TikTok of the story. So someone commented about the hamster and then that person had the same experience with their hamster also called deck eight ant. So Speaker 4 (8:46) two deck hamsters have eaten two ant hamsters. Wow, what is it about that name? That just makes people, the name makes them underhand and evil and murderous and cannibalistic. Got a letter here saying hi to Aunt Heckler's Corner. Speaker 1 (9:01) Hey. Hey. Speaker 4 (9:02) Aunt, I missed my own name. I was going to say. Hi, Aunt, Aunt Heckler's Corner. Oh, no, just, it's not, we missed your name out. Oh. Hi, Aunt and Heckler's Corner. I'm currently working in Whistler too. So imagine my surprise when I went out for dinner yesterday evening. turned around and was suddenly confronted by Ant in the flesh. I was in the flesh. Speaker 2 (9:24) You Speaker 4 (9:25) confronted this person. I knew you were in the area, but I didn't expect to bump into you without prior warning. Naturally, I did a double take, followed by a slightly longer inspection, at which point I realized it wasn't actually you at all. It was, in fact, a decorative mask. So I have two questions. Was this mask based on your face? And if so, why does it look suspiciously like Noel Gallagher? I await clarification on this extremely important matter. Yours faithfully, Dec. Speaker 3 (9:57) What? Speaker 4 (9:58) You've written the letter in? Yeah. I swear to God, this episode has just gone insanely mad. Speaker 5 (10:08) I was in a restaurant. Speaker 4 (10:10) We Speaker 3 (10:10) went for dinner. Speaker 4 (10:11) We Speaker 5 (10:11) went for dinner after the bear hunt. After the bear hunt. Speaker 3 (10:13) We were Speaker 5 (10:15) sitting there. Going back Speaker 4 (10:16) to Speaker 5 (10:16) the people door. I was like, look at that mask on the wall. I said, you know, we get loads of letters about people going, oh, look, Ant, you're Mr. Whippy. Oh, look, Ant, you're a plumber. Yeah, made me jealous, eh? Look, Ant, no. I was like, look, Ant. Speaker 5 (10:30) You've got a mask on the wall. Speaker 4 (10:41) That actually does look like me. Me and Noel Gallagher. It's the eyebrows. It is the eyebrows. You're right. Big forehead, big eyebrows. Speaker 3 (10:51) It's uncanny. Speaker 4 (10:53) Uncanny. Uncanny. So what is that mask? Is that some native tribe? I did ask. Indigenous tribe? I asked the waitress at the Speaker 5 (11:01) restaurant. And she said? She said. You're called the good looking tribe. They've had the restaurant for, I don't know, I can't remember how many years it is. They've had the restaurant for an amount of time. When they took over the restaurant, the masks were on the wall already. So they just left them on there. Spooky. Speaker 4 (11:17) So they didn't want to disturb any spirits. You wouldn't want to disturb him, would you? You wouldn't want to disturb that spirit, would you? It's quite a hard face, isn't it? It is, isn't it? Quite a miserable looking face. But it is very... Is Speaker 3 (11:27) that Speaker 4 (11:27) like my face from real life? Speaker 3 (11:28) This episode, yeah. Speaker 4 (11:30) Yeah, this episode so far, thanks to you lot. Well, great. Are you done now? Are we done now? Can we carry on with a normal episode of the pod? Speaker 3 (11:39) Yeah. Speaker 4 (11:39) We can? No more surprises? Speaker 3 (11:41) No. Speaker 4 (11:42) Good. So the guys have come up with a quiz. Is it a quiz about Canada? To Speaker 5 (11:47) see how much we've learned whilst we've been here. For Speaker 4 (11:49) the Speaker 5 (11:49) last four Speaker 4 (11:50) weeks? Three, four weeks? Yeah. Three and a Speaker 5 (11:52) half weeks? Speaker 3 (11:53) Norwegian or Canadian? Speaker 5 (11:54) Canadian or Norwegian. Canadian or Norwegian. I like it. Good name. So all these things, Canadian. Or they may adopt. Speaker 3 (12:03) And our Canadian expert has put it together, so she's going to take control. Speaker 5 (12:07) Thank you, Riley. Speaker 2 (12:08) Here are a list of following items. You guys are going to answer if they're Canadian or Norwegian. Speaker 5 (12:14) Okay. Thank you for clarifying the rules. Speaker 2 (12:16) The first one is Jenga. Speaker 4 (12:19) Jenga? Speaker 2 (12:19) Have you