350 - Horgs’ Wedding Suit Gamble

Hamish & Andy

The episode covers the logistical planning for the upcoming YouTube game show 'The Price is Correct,' including discussions on safety divers

Key takeaways

• The game show 'The Price is Correct' has secured a 7:30 PM Sunday night slot on YouTube.
• Oscar Wittowitz applied to be the show's underwater safety diver, offering scuba expertise.

Main topics

• Game show production logistics
• Wedding suit tailoring anecdotes

Notable quotes

You can't script magic.

Conclusion

A lighthearted episode blending behind-the-scenes production updates w

Transcript preview

Speaker 4 (0:02) A listener production. Speaker 1 (0:07) Activate your internet. Because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three, two... Sorry, still buffering. Speaker 4 (0:23) Ahoy to me perpendicular, Speaker 3 (0:25) Hamish. Always. Well, only when excited do I get full. No, I am happy to be perpendicular. And that's a great, 90 degrees is a great angle. Always been my favourite. Ahoy to me angle, Jack. Okay. Somewhere in the geometry space. Well, I mean, I guess you're just everything but a 90 because that would be me. I'm the perpendicular. Speaker 4 (0:50) True. This will get you. Ahoy to me parallel, Andy. Just how lines might intersect. No. Speaker 3 (1:01) How lines might choose to live their life. Speaker 5 (1:05) Relationship from one line to another. No. We are the three main types of Speaker 4 (1:09) parking. Speaker 1 (1:14) Okay. I mean, nose to curb. A parallel park, an angle park, Speaker 4 (1:18) or a perpendicular park. Yes. Fair enough. They're the only three ways you can... Yes, well, Speaker 3 (1:24) I Speaker 4 (1:24) mean, what you've done is you've covered every, as Jack said, every single Speaker 3 (1:28) relationship a line can have to another line. Yes. The word angle is a real blanket. Like, you really can throw that over everything. Yes. I always find the, do you always find very rare that you see it on some streets, you know, rear to curb, where it goes, oh, you must park. Speaker 4 (1:46) Yes, where it dictates rear to curb, yeah. Rear to curb, and Speaker 3 (1:48) I don't care for that one bit. Why is that? The only thing I can think of is it's in situations where they prefer you to leave quickly, like to not back out and hold people up. Yeah, right, right. But you're Speaker 4 (2:00) still going to have to reverse. There is Speaker 3 (2:03) delay. That's why I don't care for it. It's delay one way or another. And I saw Speaker 5 (2:07) just last week, I saw the opposite, which was you can't no rear. entry into these perpendicular parts. Too many Speaker 3 (2:13) rules. Yeah. Why? Speaker 5 (2:15) I thought that might be because there was a nice garden bed behind and maybe more of a chance of going back too far if you're going in reverse. Things Speaker 3 (2:25) like this where you see influencers going, we move to Bali. Speaker 4 (2:28) Yeah, Speaker 3 (2:28) we're sick of Australian laws and regulations. Join me as I park any way I want Speaker 4 (2:33) in any relation to the curb. And this is one of the things I love Speaker 3 (2:38) about living in Bali. Speaker 4 (2:40) Ahoy also to Ben who went to HamishDaddy.com. Very easy to use audio upload system there. And he's Speaker 2 (2:47) from Speaker 4 (2:47) England. Speaker 2 (2:48) Ahoy Hamish, Andy and number six, this is Ben from England Calling where we are currently experiencing our 50th wave of the summer. Because of this, we've had way more housewives than we normally would. This has been a constant supply in my kitchen at the moment. However, this has been a great opportunity for me to hone my skills on my Bugger Salt 3.0, which I got on recommendation from Hamish and Jack. I'm just wondering if they're still using theirs. What kind of technique are you going for? I've adopted, and this is a bit of a tell me someone you haven't thought of in a while. The technique from the Paris Olympics. Do you remember the Turkish shooter? One hand on his gun, one hand in the pocket. Super casual. Maximum style points. It's not really working for me. There's a lot of salt just around the kitchen. However, the style points. Can't beat them. Anyway, love the pod, guys. Keep up the good work. What a legend. Speaker 3 (3:38) Am I the only one that thought he said house fires? I thought he said house fires. We're in a heat wave at the moment, so there's heaps more house fires. And then he said he had several in his kitchen. This is a grim statistic of how will we pull this back? And I'm using the bug assault a lot. Still, I hadn't fully caught on at that stage. No, it was their fifth Speaker 4 (3:59) heat wave. Yep. That was the other one that was a little swallowed. But yes, several. Swarms of house flies. Yep. Yes. Speaker 3 (4:07) Yeah, I still use it all the time. Love it. Obviously, at the moment, you know, you've been through winter, less house flies, but there is fly season starts and the kids are like, get the gun. We've Speaker 4 (4:19) seen one. And I'd imagine, like golf, you build your summer swing in winter. I'd imagine you still have to keep your shooting up in winter just so you're accurate enough when they come. I get Speaker 3 (4:31) my wife to put five or six. Kalamata olive pips around the kitchen. Synthetic flies. And I'll come in and I've got 30 seconds to eliminate them all. Like Speaker 4 (4:43) an Speaker 3 (4:43) FBI shoot house. Speaker 4 (4:44) Keep the training up. Keep the training up. Okay, we've got to jump into this. The price is correct. Our game show where you have a chance to win items impulse bought by Hamish off Instagram. He spent, well, $70,000, I think, or thereabouts. They're rippers. They are bloody good items. Speaker 3 (5:01) More to be revealed later in the show, Ando. Speaker 4 (5:03) Yes, yes. But I really need your attention. That's why we're at the top of the show. We want logistics. Full attention? Well, you're looking down at your computer. I need you full attention. What are you doing over there? Speaker 3 (5:14) I said logistics and immediately you're... You've got my ears and occasionally my eyes. Well, I wanted Speaker 4 (5:22) to give this more excitement, so I'm Speaker 3 (5:25) going Speaker 4 (5:25) to put Game Show Music behind it. I know. You want to give logistics excitement? I need it because these are questions being asked by the TV studio that need to be answered. Yeah. And it's not what is the game. We'll get to that. We'll get to that. That will sort itself out. Like how do you play this game? How will people play this game? I Speaker 3 (5:43) think we've got a vibe. Speaker 4 (5:43) We've got a vibe. They would like, well, one of the questions was, and do it before the music, one of the questions was when will they get the script? You can just put a line through that. Speaker 3 (5:54) Don't worry about Speaker 4 (5:55) that. You can't script magic. This is the questions that we're getting from the TV studio and the producers there that people making a game show normally. would ask and get a response on. So in game show style, I'll put some music behind it. I want quick answers because I know I'll lose you guys' attention, but I've got a list of things. No thinking time. By the way, the slot's covered. We've managed to get the 7.30 slot on Sunday night. On YouTube? Yeah, on YouTube. Unreal. That's huge. Now there's more Speaker 3 (6:23) pressure because that's primetime, baby. That's primetime, baby. Yes. Speaker 4 (6:26) Let's go in with Jack. Speaker 3 (6:28) Good, Jack. Speaker 3 (6:30) Opening titles. Do we want to make them? No. I thought we wanted to burn through this. Do we want this to be a quick meeting? Yeah, okay. So just time you can have a little bit. Why don't Speaker 4 (6:40) we Speaker 3 (6:40) just have... Well, Jack, aren't you doing the theme song? Yeah, but I'm... Speaker 4 (6:44) What's Speaker 5 (6:46) opening titles? Speaker 4 (6:47) Like, just a graphic that Speaker 5 (6:48) plays? Speaker 4 (6:48) Maybe. Or, like, sometimes there's other... We probably should just start with the song. Speaker 5 (6:52) I have no expertise in making a graphical... No, we're not expecting you to make it. Do we Speaker 4 (7:00) want it? But you making the song, what did you think the song, what would the song be playing? The song might describe the show. The Speaker 5 (7:05) song needs to Speaker 4 (7:05) say, Speaker 5 (7:06) like, you would want to see the show name, the price is correct. Featuring the Speaker 4 (7:11) tip end point. Speaker 5 (7:12) Yeah. Probably doing some animations and stuff. That's opening time? I think we need the song first. I think we need the song first. Can we Speaker 3 (7:21) get Speaker 4 (7:21) the song next week? Yes, next week. Okay. Okay. Great. All right, open titles, TBC. Yeah, but they don't need that. We'll do that. Yes, but they need to know whether we're, like, this is, we are the, when you say we, who's doing it? Yeah, good point. That's us. No, that's us, but someone will need to do that. I actually Speaker 3 (7:43) do think Jack is the bottleneck there. Speaker 4 (7:45) He's the first step in that scenario. I think they would have Speaker 3 (7:49) written the Speaker 4 (7:50) Cheers theme song before they then put the pictures over it. Fair. You need to know what's in the song first. Yep. Okay. To be determined, but yes, we want them. Water safety. I've got an email here that I thought might spike your interest. It says, it's a guy called Oscar Wittowitz. He writes, I'm applying for what I believe to be the most important role in the entire show, the safety diver sitting at the bottom of the pool. Oh, that's interesting. I like that. I'm a qualified scuba instructor, so rather than just watching the show at home and thinking there should probably be someone down there saving people, I'm offering my services. Proposed duties include sitting underwater looking professional, keeping an eye on anyone who enters the pool, providing immediate assistance if something goes wrong, recovering anything or anyone that ends up in the pool where it shouldn't, generally adding an unnecessary but reassuring level of super-based safety to tip in point. That's good because I thought we'd just have lifeguards with the big stick, but if someone completely goes down, you Speaker 3 (8:50) want someone under there. So does Speaker 4 (8:51) that mean he has to put enough oxygen in for like an hour Speaker 3 (8:54) down Speaker 4 (8:55) there? I don't know how big your tank can be, but he will be shooting for well over an hour, I imagine. He'd do swap outs, I reckon. You don't need to decompress or anything to come to the top. He'd just come out. He might go through four or five tanks, though. He's happy to fly himself over or drive from South Australia. Are we locking him in? Speaker 5 (9:11) Yep. Speaker 4 (9:12) No, I do like that. I like that. Also, Speaker 5 (9:14) if we drop anything in like a question card or something, he can grab that for us. Seems like I overkill to get a question card out, but yes. Or something you might see. A man driving a quarter Speaker 3 (9:26) of the way across the country with scuba gear to fish out a cardboard car that we couldn't remember the question of. Do we Speaker 4 (9:32) want lifesavers? We've got a few guys. I've got a heap here. Speaker 3 (9:35) Natasha's written in. She's like, I'll be a pool lifeguard. People are still a bit unclear of the name of the show, but again, it is The Price is Correct featuring the tip-in point. We've got, I think, we'll reach out to a bunch of people. Some Speaker 4 (9:52) lifesavers here with 10 years experience from the Gunna Matter Surf Lifesaving Club, which is one of the most treacherous parts of... parts of the ocean here in Victoria. But Speaker 3 (10:02) are Speaker 4 (10:02) we going Speaker 5 (10:02) to have an issue with... We've got Kyle. Kyle Speaker 3 (10:04) wrote in. He's a doctor and a surf lifesaver, in case we want both. Speaker 4 (10:08) Okay. Well, we'll come back to you on that one. But yes, we do need it. But Speaker 5 (10:12) do we need to know when it's a scuba guy problem versus a life-saving problem? Yeah. Speaker 3 (10:17) I think you Speaker 5 (10:18) will give Speaker 3 (10:19) them a... Why don't we Speaker 5 (10:20) have a flare Speaker 3 (10:21) that you can let off a signal? What if they're fighting over... They're not going to go, my victim, your victim. They're not going to rip them apart under there. But I think if you're underwater and you see someone waving the flare above water, that tells you they've abandoned the rescue attempt. It's now over to the deep sea unit. Speaker 4 (10:39) Great. Okay, we need a flare, Carl's. And also, I imagine if it's sub-water level and above the water level, if the person's gone up to the top, the lifesaver can do it. If they're straight to the bottom, that is for us. Then we'll Speaker 3 (10:52) need a signal from the... It's a big way area for me. Speaker 5 (10:56) You take Speaker 3 (10:56) over. Speaker 4 (10:57) Okay, we'll work it out. Casting hand. You mentioned during the studio walkthrough that you wanted to cast a couple of models. Yes, please. Yeah, to be, like, alongside your prize section. Yeah. Well, I just think, you know, it's that thing of, like, when Speaker 3 (11:12) it's Speaker 4 (11:12) a Speaker 3 (11:12) jet ski and the prize is right, there's just someone, you know, there's, like, people pretending to be at the beach or waving or whatever. It's usually a guy and Speaker 4 (11:20) a Speaker 3