Giggling about scammers, skincare, and seafood

Giggly Squad

The hosts catch up on recent life events, ranging from a chaotic Uber encounter to Hannah's experience presenting at a high-profile variety

Key takeaways

• Hannah recounts a stressful moment at an awards ceremony where her Prada dress ripped while walking to the podium.
• The hosts discuss the 'de-influencing' trend on TikTok regarding expensive moisturizers.

Main topics

• Celebrity Fashion
• Food & Dining

Notable quotes

I'm 35 to people.

Conclusion

A chaotic but entertaining deep dive into pop culture, beauty trends,

Transcript preview

Speaker 2 (0:02) Sup, gigglers. Speaker 1 (0:03) Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Speaker 2 (0:05) Manifest that shit. Speaker 1 (0:06) We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. Speaker 2 (0:15) Hello, my gondola gigglers. Hello. Someone DM me that. That wasn't from your own brain. That wasn't from my own creative brain. Speaker 3 (0:24) Sorry we're a little late today. What's our Speaker 2 (0:27) excuse? Well, I was just trying to think of it. Well, it's time change. And because I went out to eat last night, like on a double date. Hannah Speaker 3 (0:36) went out to dinner and then you played paddle this morning. And then this Speaker 2 (0:41) morning I'd paddle. Speaker 3 (0:42) Because I'm a retired old man. So that was really important. I'm so sweaty. Speaker 2 (0:47) Okay, my paddle. We planned this two weeks in advance. It was 10 a.m. on Friday. Speaker 3 (0:52) Wait, your mouth looks good today. Speaker 2 (0:56) Wow. Speaker 2 (0:59) It's better, but it's getting so Speaker 3 (1:01) much better. I Speaker 2 (1:02) know it's not good because I'm still getting like people be laughing with me and then they give me that like a little longer extended look like, OK, that was a little weird. Speaker 3 (1:10) Well, you can't laugh. You can just smile. Speaker 2 (1:12) But all I want to do is laugh. You know, it's my passion on this planet. I'm obsessed with my TikTok algorithm because I opened it up this morning and. The first thing was this girl being like, woke up feeling like Peja Sorbo. And then in parentheses, it said, I V U T I. And it was Natalie. I think her name was Natalie Benson. I want to give credit where credit to do. Was it? Wait. Yes. Iconic. Speaker 3 (1:39) Yeah. I know Natalie Benson. I was like, oh, I was like, wait, that's my friend, but it's not my friend. But I know her on TikTok. I Speaker 2 (1:47) love that. I don't have a, I don't know the weed girl. I never came up. Well, Speaker 3 (1:51) she's pregnant right now. Speaker 2 (1:53) Speaking of weed, doesn't I just call the Uber? Normally I call the Uber, but when he calls the Uber, it's like chaos. And I don't know why. I'm like, where is it? Yeah, like I know where it is. He's, it's chaos. Speaker 3 (2:04) That's funny because I would, I never let you call the Uber. Speaker 2 (2:08) Well, yeah, because I've, I lost trust from you because I was getting us Camrys. Speaker 3 (2:13) No, Hannah, I wish you were getting us Camrys. You were getting us clown cars. literal two-seaters i was like hello i have a long leg i'm Speaker 2 (2:25) good i know i have my nubby legs they fit in anything i'm good with ubers because i never drive so like it's my only thing i know and i was rushing and i was like is that our car and he just was like yes so both me and him open up this car this man is sitting there smoking weed in his car he jumps up like we're the police and he's like and we're like sorry wrong car shut Speaker 3 (2:53) the door oh Speaker 2 (2:54) i thought Speaker 3 (2:55) it was gonna be the driver no Speaker 2 (2:57) i fully was about to do a citizen's arrest and i said just don't smoke cigarettes cigarettes are bad for you weed is legal Speaker 3 (3:04) imagine Speaker 2 (3:06) you're just smoking weed in your car in a morning just Speaker 3 (3:09) starting your day off Speaker 2 (3:11) 10 a.m. on a Friday, starting the weekend early, and two random fuckers jolt in your car and go, is this for Hannah? Oh, my God. The paranoia. Oh, my God. He's probably still shaking. I scared myself. Speaker 2 (3:25) Okay, so you had an eventful morning. You're like... Oh, I'm done for the day, though. When I have an eventful morning, like, after this, I'm showering, I'm putting on my Hannah tea, I'm taking a meeting or two, and then Butter and I are passing out. Speaker 3 (3:40) I never do this. First of all, I talked yesterday for, like, six hours straight about myself to all different people, so, like, I'm... Oh, my God. I can't hear myself talk anymore. Like I can't hear another single thing be about me. And I never do this, but. I was in L.A. and I've never been to Newport. And so I was like, I'm going to take the weekend and like go on a little trip. Wait, Speaker 2 (4:07) you're so cute. So sweet. You never take a weekend. I never Speaker 3 (4:11) take a weekend. Usually I'm like, no, I need to get back because I have more work stuff to do. And Speaker 2 (4:16) you have a 17 step wellness routine. I Speaker 3 (4:19) have a Daphne photo shoot on Monday that's like so important to my soul. And I'm nervous because. New York is getting a... Northeaster. With rain. I thought that was only snow. Speaker 2 (4:32) They're saying it could be like Hurricane Sandy-esque. Speaker 1 (4:36) Okay, well, my red eye on Speaker 3 (4:37) Saturday night. No, that makes me worried for you. Not to be a mom. And I was going to make buffalo chicken dip this weekend in my crock pot. Speaker 2 (4:45) You guys, Paige is a full crock pot chef. I'm getting, like, photos throughout the day. No. I Speaker 3 (4:51) mean, you did Speaker 2 (4:51) savory, Speaker 3 (4:52) sweet. You did protein. You did gluten-free. Guys, on last Sunday, did I talk about this? Did I not talk about my pot roast? No, Speaker 2 (5:02) I don't think you did. Speaker 3 (5:04) my god it's been my whole personality i've been sending my recipe out to everyone i was like i made it up i made a pot roast in my new crock pot i made a banana bread and then the crock pot Speaker 2 (5:17) no oh Speaker 3 (5:20) And then I got Red Lobster sells frozen cheddar biscuits. I got those and I made those. Speaker 2 (5:27) One thing about me in my soul. Speaker 3 (5:30) Oh, and I made mashed potatoes. I Speaker 2 (5:32) knew those were Red Lobster white cheddar biscuits. Very Hannah coded of you. They were so Speaker 3 (5:38) good. If you don't like a Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuit, get the fuck out of my face. Speaker 2 (5:42) Why is it cheddar bay? Who cares? I love it. It just sounds so good. Cheddar bay biscuit. Cheddar Bay biscuit. Also, but like when they bring it to the table, I'm like, well, this is my dinner. I'm not eating the fake lobster. And Speaker 3 (5:56) you know what? I think it's eight in a package. And I was like, oh, do I really am I going to make all eight? And then I thought, just make them. I ate them all. Speaker 2 (6:04) Also, who sat down and was like, you know what lobster needs to be? Fast food. Mass produced. Let's do that. And then someone's like, it's going to taste like shit. And they go, but let's just do like cheddar bay biscuits in the beginning and everyone will forget. I'm 10 toes down for Red Lobster. I only want once. Speaker 1 (6:22) In Speaker 3 (6:22) your whole life? Yeah. Okay. When I was like really young, like three, four, five years old, I feel like my mom was like. doing things and so I would be with my grandma and I assumed she was like going to lunch with her friends now that I think about it and like taking me and they would go to Red Lobster so I was like a 75 year old woman at five and so like for my birthday I'd be like I want to go to Red Lobster Speaker 2 (6:50) I feel like Red Lobster it's a little redundant it's like what other color would lobster be Speaker 3 (6:57) like it would be funnier if it was like blue lobster and it was like a cute blue lobster so true sorry Speaker 2 (7:02) i don't what's on the menu like do they have like other fish this Speaker 3 (7:06) is so Speaker 2 (7:07) new Speaker 3 (7:07) york city of you no i know i'm being so pretentious no because it's true though but because new york doesn't have these like big no like Speaker 2 (7:17) when everyone talks about cheesecake factory i'm like we don't have a cheesecake factory in brooklyn you guys when like starbucks opened in Park Slope for the first time, there was a riot because everyone was like, keep small businesses alive. Fuck you, Starbucks. And there was literally like people were protesting outside the store. Like that was where I grew up. Speaker 3 (7:37) So no, we didn't have a red lobster. Have you been to Cheesecake Factory though? Speaker 2 (7:42) I've never been to Cheesecake Factory in my life. I just know they have Speaker 3 (7:45) like a huge menu or Speaker 2 (7:46) something. the Speaker 3 (7:47) premiere episode of hannah and page try new things this would be my dream i make hannah get so high i'm Speaker 2 (7:55) not making it to red lobster if i get high imagine me high at a red lobster i would oh my god i'd freak the fuck out i'd be like is this real lobster what is What is this? Speaker 3 (8:06) That is a question you have to ask in 2026. What is it? Yeah. Is this real? There's no way it's all lobster. I think they have like popcorn shrimp and they have like other different fish. I think you can get like chicken fingers and fries. Like it's just it's Speaker 2 (8:22) really more a vibe. It's funny. People talk shit about McDonald's, but no one talks shit about the quality of red lobster. Do you think it's because they just like they don't promote as hard that they're like they don't say we're real lobster. They're just like it's red. Speaker 3 (8:35) No, Red Lobster had like a big thing and then they went through bankruptcy. No, Red Lobster's been through it. Okay. Put some respect on Red Lobster's name. They've Speaker 2 (8:45) survived a lot. They've gone out of business. They've come back. I do have to say, one thing about me, I love a crab cake. And they have a crab cake. Because you don't even need to put crab Speaker 3 (8:54) in it. Just Speaker 2 (8:55) put me some breadcrumbs. Speaker 3 (8:57) Actually, on the flight here, I could smell crab cake. Speaker 2 (9:02) Someone brought Speaker 1 (9:03) crab cake on the Speaker 2 (9:03) plane? Speaker 3 (9:04) No, I think they were serving a crab cake because I could smell it. Speaker 2 (9:07) Do Speaker 3 (9:08) you Speaker 2 (9:08) remember when you're little and someone for the first time, like you get sushi and someone's like, you know, that's fake crab. And you're like, that's a fake crab. I think Speaker 3 (9:17) that's a universal Speaker 2 (9:18) experience. Why would you call it crab if it's fake? Then just call it something else. What is that? If it's not crab, what is it? Speaker 3 (9:24) I still don't know. Is it crab or not? I get spicy tuna. What do you get? Oh, Speaker 2 (9:29) yeah. Oh, my God. We never talk about this. I thought I was like not like other girls because I went through a spicy scallop phase. Speaker 3 (9:38) I literally, everyone was like, California roll, California roll, California roll. And I was like, oh, Speaker 2 (9:42) that's crazy because I'm doing spicy scallop. You don't even, you don't even know where I'm coming from. Well, Speaker 3 (9:46) a California roll, that's where the fake crab is. Speaker 2 (9:51) Yeah. Speaker 3 (9:52) I Speaker 1 (9:52) think it means. Speaker 2 (9:54) No, Speaker 3 (9:55) I'm not Speaker 2 (9:55) even Speaker 3 (9:55) going to Speaker 2 (9:55) say what I think. Speaker 3 (9:55) Like they made it in a lab? Speaker 2 (9:56) It's like a lab diamond for crabs? Speaker 3 (9:59) I just always thought the crab was cooked and then they put it in the sushi and that's why they were like, it's not real sushi because it's not raw. Speaker 2 (10:08) I think it's crab, like a chemist made it. And they were like, this smells like crab, it tastes like crab, let's call it crab. Speaker 3 (10:16) Let's move on to something we're more educated on. What are we educated on? Lily Reinhardt's press tour outfits. Yes, we are actually. I need to talk about it. Speaker 2 (10:28) That is where a stylist can take someone to the next level. I'm locked in on Lily Reinhardt right now. Speaker 3 (10:35) I'm locked in on her. She's promoting a movie, I think, like a rom-com. I haven't watched it. But the only thing, though, that is making me watch it, other than the fact that I enjoy Lily Reinhardt as an actress, is. Seeing her press tour outfits. She has taken every major rom-com and the star of that rom-com and she's worn an iconic outfit from said movie. So like How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days did the yellow dress. Miss Congeniality did like the makeover scene, the purple Hervé Leger. My Date with the President's Daughter, Miu Miu made her a custom like velvet pink dress. It's just, it's amazing. Whoever thought of that idea should get a raise. Speaker 2 (11:20) And she looks happy. She looks like she's having fun. Impressed tours are hard. You know, you did it for one day yesterday. What was yesterday? Talking about yourself, you said? No, Speaker 3 (11:31) I was in like real meetings with real humans in like business meetings. Oh, Speaker 2 (11:36) I thought you were doing Speaker 3 (11:37) interviews. No, I wasn't just like glam and taking pictures all day. I actually had no glam. I did. I actually went to meetings, no makeup. Speaker 2 (11:47) Oh, you were serious. I was Speaker 3 (11:49) being serious. Not that wearing makeup Speaker 2 (11:51) isn't serious. I Speaker 3 (11:52) was actually more just really tired. Speaker 2 (11:54) No, but it means like you're literally just there for the substance of the meeting. Yeah, Speaker 3 (11:59) I'm like, you know what I look like. Like, I Speaker 2 (12:01) can't. I was also so tired. My mom always tells me to put a lip on. Speaker 3 (12:05) Yeah. Which Speaker 2 (12:06) is so mom Speaker 3 (12:07) coded. Speaker 2 (12:07) No, Speaker 3 (12:08) I mean, I had a lip on and I had mascara on and I had... Your Speaker 2 (12:11) definition of no makeup and like... I covered my Speaker 3 (12:14) blemishes. I did a little. There was skin Speaker 2 (12:17) care. Speaker 3 (12:17) Skin prep. There was skin prep. Speaker 2 (12:20) What am I saying? I went full glam. You go, there was Tyson hair wrap. Your no makeup was that you didn't have someone else do your glam. You did full glam. Speaker 2 (12:36) walked into meetings Speaker 3 (12:37) no glam that's very different sorry i'm so sorry that is just how my brain works wait Speaker 2 (12:42) someone said