Giggling about mascots, milk, and Mount Everest

Giggly Squad

The Giggly Squad podcast episode dives into playful banter about personal quirks, travel plans, and a surprising haircut revelation. Hosts d

Key takeaways

• Paige's decision to get bangs was driven by a desire to look presentable at the Venice Film Festival, highlighting how appearance can influence self-perception in public settings.

Main topics

• Personal grooming decisions (Paige's bangs)
• Travel plans to Venice, Italy

Notable quotes

I'm not going to fucking stop.

Conclusion

The episode ends with a lighthearted reflection on life's unpredictabi

Transcript preview

Speaker 4 (0:02) Sup, Speaker 2 (0:02) gigglers. Speaker 1 (0:03) Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Speaker 4 (0:05) Manifest that shit. Speaker 1 (0:06) We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. Speaker 4 (0:15) Okay, people sent me G words. You guys, it has to make a guh. It can't make like gnarly. Can't be a silent G. It can't be a silent G. There's rules to this game, Speaker 3 (0:24) okay? There are only silent Gs outside of the pod. On the pod, we're loud ones. Girl, Speaker 4 (0:31) karma's real. Do you remember last pod? I was making fun of playing tennis with all the old guys. You hurt yourself. Played tennis with a bunch of six-year-old men. They whooped you? No, they didn't whoop me, but... Let's not get crazy here. But I got too intense as I usually do. I was like genie during Scrabble. And I slipped a disc. In your back? I thought that was like a joke. People were like, oh, slipped a disc. No, I fully slipped a disc. And then like kept playing because I'm like, I'm not losing this fucking old guys. So I was looking at Dez because Dez supports me on the sidelines. And I was like, I think I threw out my back. And he's like, you want to stop? And I'm like, I'm not going to fucking stop. Speaker 3 (1:12) There could be like. a chill in the air and i'm like i think we should stop so Speaker 4 (1:17) you were talking about people who um always think they're sick what's that called again hypochondriac i'm the opposite of that where people are like your your arm is falling off and i'm like i'm fine yeah when Speaker 3 (1:30) i'm working Speaker 3 (1:33) I'm like, I'm fine. Yeah, you don't eat, you don't sleep. No, I'm like Beyonce on set. I'm like, I don't take bathroom breaks. I don't take lunch. But Speaker 4 (1:42) anything without money involved, it's hard to get you out of bed. Well, because what's the Speaker 3 (1:49) point? Speaker 4 (1:51) I was actually trying to explain to someone. I was like, Paige is such a hard worker, except for certain things. You can't get her. Except for when she's not. No, you're such a hard worker when you decide to be. Speaker 3 (2:07) Yeah, when I've decided it's deemed worthy for me to work hard at it, I'll do it. But if I find it frivolous, I'm like, what's the point? Speaker 4 (2:16) Where I have like a hole deep inside that will never be fulfilled that like anything I do I need to like overachieve to make someone be like she's worthy of existing. But Speaker 3 (2:26) anyway, happy Friday you guys. How Speaker 4 (2:29) exciting. So Sunday me and you are going to the US Open. Oh. Oh, can you not go? This is a bad time Speaker 3 (2:37) to say that I actually can't go. Well, I have to go to Venice, Italy. You're Speaker 4 (2:42) hearing it first here. Wait, you've literally moved this plane ride so many times. So many times. So you have to leave on... I Speaker 3 (2:51) was supposed to leave on Monday, but I couldn't like get... I'm sorry. I have cat hair everywhere. I couldn't get a flight. So then I had to move it till to Sunday the day before. So now I'm going Sunday evening. I guess I Speaker 4 (3:05) have to go with Des. Speaker 2 (3:06) Oh my God. I'm so Speaker 3 (3:07) sorry. Speaker 4 (3:08) You know I don't like having public appearances with my husband. I Speaker 3 (3:11) know. Kitty almost just turned off Speaker 2 (3:12) my Speaker 3 (3:12) recorder. She's like not trying to pod this morning. I just want to apologize to the gigglers because I posted on my Instagram story I got bangs. And people lost. People were nervous. People definitely DM me and they're like, okay, we're going to like, we're just going to sit and wait and watch. And I. got bangs because i'm going to the venice film festival and i'm not showing up i'm not showing up in venice italy with no bangs i'll look stupid Speaker 2 (3:45) if i don't have bangs but Speaker 3 (3:49) then i realized i posted bangs and then i saw this like dolly parton thing and so i posted that and then i realized i posted bangs and then an inspirational quote And that was on me. Wait, so people were actually worried in your DMs? So people that saw the bangs and then came back and saw the inspirational quote, they did a re-message and they said, oh yeah. Speaker 4 (4:10) Yeah. Someone's gone on. I gotta trickle effect of that because I got a couple, hey, is Paige okay? Has she been acting weird today? Anything going on? But my thing is we're never okay. So I wasn't worried about you. I was like, we've been going through it. I didn't even. Think about it for a second, Speaker 3 (4:27) because here's the thing. When other girls cut bangs, I'm like, oh, you should check on your friend. Like they need a hair change. When I cut bangs, it's it's a whimsical. Yeah. Yeah. Speaker 4 (4:38) Well, look, you also I'm not trying to brag about you, but like your face shape can handle a lot. If I cut bangs like that was multiple bad decisions in a row. This for you was just. Yeah. Like a you are whimsical. I had the time. Wait, where are the bangs right now? Speaker 3 (4:57) Oh, well, they're like. Wait, bangs are so scary. Bangs are so scary. This is like I slept in a bun. So they're like. Speaker 4 (5:14) That's like my sleep paralysis. Wait, so are you keeping it after Venice or is this Speaker 3 (5:18) like Speaker 4 (5:18) purely Venice? Yeah, I Speaker 3 (5:19) can't just like then grow them back immediately. Speaker 4 (5:22) I don't know what glamorous people do. Here's the Speaker 3 (5:24) thing. Bangs are so fall. They are fall. I saw. Wait, do you want to say anything about Venice? Oh, I'm going to the Venice Film Festival with Armani. Speaker 4 (5:35) Armani. Speaker 3 (5:36) I'm doing my fitting today, so I don't know what. I don't know what I'm wearing to the Venice Film Festival because I think they tell me like they say this is what you're wearing. So I I get to see it today. So I'm a Speaker 4 (5:50) little bit nervous. I'm excited for you. Also, like I feel like you like live in Italy now. It's like your second home. Speaker 3 (5:57) No, me and Josephine are about to go on like the most romantic vacation. Josephine's Speaker 4 (6:02) going? Speaker 3 (6:03) Josephine's in Copenhagen right now for her birthday and she's going to Speaker 4 (6:07) meet me there. Well, you guys don't understand the lore behind Josephine, who's Paige's number one favorite assistant, who somehow travels more than Paige. Speaker 3 (6:17) Okay, listen to this. I recorded Morgan Stewart's podcast on Wednesday. Josephine is supposed to meet me at the podcast. Something comes up. Classic. Something comes up. Josephine can't meet me at the podcast. So she had to give me she was giving me a gift to give to Morgan like she had the gift. So I was like she was like, oh, I can't bring the gift to Morgan like she had to go do something else. So I said, oh, call Emma. Emma is works at Daphne. She runs all of the social media. I said, call Emma. Give it to Emma. Emma will meet me at Morgan Stewart. Great. I get to Morgan Stewart. The girl comes down to like get me and she's like, is anyone coming with you? And I was like, oh, my assistant's coming. And I was like, actually, she's not really my assistant. She's kind of like a second assistant because she works for Daphne, but she's filling in for my assistant. And the girl's just like staring at me and I go. I'm so sorry that I just sounded like Miranda Priestly, that like my first assistant is an incubus of the plague. And on my second assistant has to fill Speaker 4 (7:22) in. She wasn't aware that she was. Wait, it's giving us cold Teresa's. The guy was like, are you guys summer house? And I'm like, it's actually a lot more complicated than that. I was like, she woke up. She had something medical. She was really nervous about it. And I was like. Speaker 4 (7:39) Also, I don't like calling anyone assistant. Speaker 3 (7:41) Me neither. I find it rude. I feel Speaker 4 (7:44) like calling Speaker 3 (7:45) someone an assistant is rude. Like, you're my producer. I'm like, you don't get it. She's like my sounding board. You're like, Speaker 4 (7:52) she's my sister. She's my other half. She's my shaman of getting stuff done. Speaker 3 (8:00) No, Josephine is funny because sometimes someone will say something to me and she will... not say something in the moment because she'll feel like it's unprofessional but then like like a child on a playground she'll Speaker 2 (8:15) corner me and she'll be like can i talk to you for a second and Speaker 3 (8:18) then she'll say her opinion on something that did just happen she's like i'm just looking out for you that's very president Speaker 4 (8:24) that's very president you know how like in all the movies about presidents they'll be like sir can i speak to you for a second yeah she's like page can i i don't think they Speaker 3 (8:32) have your best interest at heart and i don't think you should actually listen Speaker 2 (8:35) to them and what they want you to do is stupid but Speaker 3 (8:38) it's funny because her and Emma are both Gen Z so like if we're on a Daphne photo shoot I call them Gen Z minions because they'll be in the corner facing each other just that'll Speaker 4 (8:50) be in a documentary one day Speaker 3 (8:54) I like the other day we were at a Daphne photo shoot and I just saw the two of them like facing each other talking and I can never hear what they're saying. Gen Speaker 4 (9:04) Z does have a tone like it's very soft. And then they like walk Speaker 3 (9:09) together Speaker 4 (9:10) away. I'm like, also, you guys know I identify as Gen Z and I don't want to lose our like amazing Gen Z following. Who's the Speaker 3 (9:19) guy that went on the moon? Why Speaker 4 (9:21) was I going to say Louis Armstrong? Speaker 3 (9:23) Neil Armstrong. Neil Armstrong. He took one picture. Josephine and Emma took 8,000 pictures at one Daphne photo shoot. Speaker 4 (9:36) And they're not the photographer, by the way. Certainly not. Speaker 3 (9:40) They're sitting on the couch and they go, oh my God, I got so many good Speaker 4 (9:42) pictures. I love my Gen Z girls. But like when I come on and I'm like, I slept a disc and you're like talking about your Gen Z minions. I'm like, I don't want to lose the connection with them. No, I don't. Speaker 3 (9:55) Because I love them so much. Also, there was like this, like Speaker 4 (9:57) we get new gigglers all the time Speaker 3 (10:00) and they message me and tell me like. Speaker 4 (10:02) how they discovered the pod, whatever. And this guy was so funny. He was like, hey, I'm gay and I love the pod. I have an incredible idea. And I was like, what is it? And he was like, you should call the gigglers who are gay, gigglers. And I was like, babe. Speaker 3 (10:22) Are you a time traveler from 2020? We've been doing that. I Speaker 4 (10:27) go, you're going to lose your fucking mind. You haven't hit that episode yet, but we, you were a hundred. We're on the same page, baby. Shout out to our gaglers. Remember the Speaker 3 (10:37) segment, get a gay going, Speaker 4 (10:38) get a gay going. It's still in the works. Like it's going to happen. Oh, speaking of get a gay going, let's do our first get a gay going. Blakely Thornton. messaged me the funniest thing because we were gossiping about something and there was someone who he didn't want to see and someone was like do you want to meet them and he said i'm so sorry i don't have the bandwidth right now and i think we have to bring that into the fall Just like for any reason. I'm so sorry. I don't have the bandwidth right now. Because I'm. What are you saying back to that? Speaker 3 (11:12) If you don't follow Blakely on TikTok, he does like dissertations on just like pop culture. But like typically his takes are like always what you're thinking in your head. He just like says it in a sassier, funny way. He's like a weird