Giggling about hot dogs, hyrox, and camel toes

Giggly Squad

Paige and Hannah dive into a late-night chat about their latest social adventures, from meeting celebrities to discussing quirky lifestyle h

Key takeaways

• Celebrity encounters can spark playful delusions even when met with polite distance.

Main topics

• Celebrity interactions
• Friendship dynamics

Notable quotes

"I was like, I'm not going to try to talk to her but then as I committed she kind of looked at me like I know you."

Conclusion

The episode ends on a warm, humorous note, celebrating friendship, sel

Transcript preview

Speaker 3 (0:00) What does it take to push bold ideas forward? Build new ways of working. And how can businesses help solve society's biggest challenges? Take on Tomorrow is back with a brand new season. Join us as we meet innovators and experts from around the world to discover the secret to building momentum. Visit pwc.com slash take on tomorrow or wherever you listen to podcasts for season five. Speaker 4 (0:36) Sup, gigglers? Speaker 1 (0:37) Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest Speaker 4 (0:39) that shit. Speaker 1 (0:40) We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. Speaker 4 (0:50) Thank you. Wait, I just did a thank you for giggling. I just started with the end. Perfect. Perfect. This is great. You guys, we're doing the opposite of what we did last episode. We're now recording at 9.30 p.m. We both had a day. We're smoking imaginary cigarettes. Speaker 2 (1:07) I'm like, I feel drunk. You always do this when you go out and socialize. You like... Speaker 2 (1:16) I was out and about chatty-cathy Speaker 4 (1:19) -ing. Speaker 2 (1:19) You get, like, high just from the streets. Look, the streets Speaker 4 (1:24) keep me going. Speaker 2 (1:25) The streets is Speaker 4 (1:26) where Speaker 2 (1:26) I Speaker 4 (1:26) feel alive. Speaker 2 (1:27) Yeah, like, if you had a drinking problem, it'd be scary. Speaker 4 (1:32) Don't you think? Because I'm just high on life right now. No, you would have hated me. I was bopping around. But I was controlled. For example, I was at this event for David Yerman and the Knicks, and they were giving money to kids from Brooklyn who play basketball, and they played a game. But, of course, I got too passionate in it, and I was yelling at the kids. I was like, what is Speaker 3 (1:57) that defense? Speaker 4 (1:58) Anyway. to say Paige's Saint Jude Hannah tea is so comfortable and I'm wearing it right now and I love it um so yeah I just went to an event without you you're supposed to come with me I showed up alone the best thing about that too is whenever I go somewhere without you people are go where's Paige I go hi hi I'm Hannah I'm trying my best here I Speaker 2 (2:20) know my other half isn't here did you meet Emmy Rossum I Speaker 4 (2:23) have too Speaker 2 (2:24) much respect for Speaker 4 (2:24) Emmy Rossum It was one of those like, okay, I'll acknowledge her with a drive-by, but I fully committed, like, I'm just going to keep walking. But as I made eye contact, we had a little moment where I think she wanted to talk to me. But I'm also delusional. Speaker 2 (2:42) Okay, well, can I give you a little tidbit of information? Oh. I asked her to come on In Bed with Paige DeSorbo, but her schedule was not, we were not aligning. The old schedule excuse. No sweat off my back. Like, I've asked so many people to come on In Bed with Paige DeSorbo that have been like, can't, no. Speaker 4 (3:03) Kim DeSorbo. Kim was like, if you ask me one more time, I swear to God. Speaker 2 (3:07) And I'm like, I never give it a second thought. I'm like, totally. Like, does it, like, I'm not ever going to try and bug you. Like, you said no. Like, awesome. She said that she felt so badly. that she asked for my address to send me like, like, I'm so sorry that I couldn't like come and do it. And I was like, that is so nice okay Speaker 4 (3:30) so she's an angel walking on this earth see she's an angel her aura like she she's gorgeous like her aura was so crazy that i was like i don't want to inflict any of my messy energy onto her right now so i committed to like i'm not going to try to talk to her but then as i committed she kind of looked at me like i know you and then but i'm like I mean, I already committed to not talking to you and respecting your space. So that was my story with Emmy Russum. And then this like older guy like complimented my outfit. And, you know, I love talking to an older man and we're chatting, chatting, chatting. He's hilarious. He's funny. He's New York. Love it. He walks away. Someone goes, that's David Yerman. Speaker 4 (4:16) Wait. He's the most adorable New Yorker. Me and him are like besties now. Everyone working there was like, you just chatted with David Yerman for 40 minutes. And I was like, that's my best friend. Also remind me of my grandpa. So of course I got him. Wait, I was just Speaker 2 (4:29) going to say, he's like, I just looked it up. He's 83. Speaker 4 (4:32) Is he 83? He is. He has a pep in his step. Speaker 2 (4:36) Wait, do you know that Martha Stewart's 85? Speaker 4 (4:40) Did she post on Instagram? Should I post my nudes or was that AI? Speaker 2 (4:44) No, I think that was her. Speaker 4 (4:46) Obsessed with her. Oh my God. I'm so obsessed with her. Speaker 2 (4:50) Okay. How are you? Oh. Let's get into it. Yeah. Speaker 4 (4:54) I'm sitting at this basketball David Yerman event and Speaker 2 (4:57) this Speaker 4 (4:58) guy's next to me, which I talk to David Yerman people. I said never again. I can't be sitting next to a man. Yeah. Speaker 3 (5:04) You talked Speaker 4 (5:04) to one already. I Speaker 3 (5:06) know. He said, by the way, Speaker 4 (5:07) my girlfriend. is a giggler and i said good you she has she has good taste and he said i do have to say he's like i used to listen to part of my take which is a sports podcast and i go so is mine continue Speaker 4 (5:24) I said, yeah, I know about sports. Have you heard about the number one sports podcast? You're Speaker 2 (5:28) not going to Speaker 4 (5:28) say that Speaker 2 (5:28) he switched over to Giggly Squad. Speaker 4 (5:31) Paige, Paige, he goes, she listens to it every morning. And I'm like, I'm obsessed with her. And he goes, at first I didn't get it. He's like, so they don't do segments? And she's like, no. And he's like, then how do they know what they're going to talk about? And she's like, you don't get it, okay? Speaker 2 (5:47) Ever had a conversation before, buddy? Speaker 4 (5:51) You don't have a PowerPoint in a normal conversation. And he was like, then you guys look really funny, like not just for girls. He was like, so I was part of my tape, but now I also listen to Giggly Squad. And I was like, OK, well, at least you like sports podcasts. That's all we've learned from today. Speaker 2 (6:09) This is how much like I'm not in. I've never heard. I've never heard a single human say the phrase part in my take. Speaker 4 (6:19) It's crazy algorithmically how it controls our lives. Like, Des will say something, or I'll see something, and he's like, yeah, that happened in the news last week. I'm like, well, it just became a meme and just hit my Speaker 3 (6:29) algorithm. Speaker 4 (6:30) So that's how I get my news. I don't see it until comics are making fun of it. That's when it hits me. Also, I just have to say, Paige goes, we both look like we're in a Swedish prison. I said, excuse me? what where did you get that reference how many Swedish prisons have you been in what do you Speaker 2 (6:48) feel like I have this like memory where like I don't know where I watched this documentary about like prisons in I don't even know if it was like Sweden or Norway one of the like one of them and it was it was very Ikea it Speaker 4 (7:05) was nice no it was nice Speaker 2 (7:07) it was like wait that Speaker 4 (7:11) It's giving nicer than my college dorm room for sure. Speaker 2 (7:13) Yeah, I was just about to be like, wait, that is so much nicer than my first apartment in New York City. You Speaker 4 (7:18) go, is that white oak? That's white oak. Speaker 2 (7:21) I'm like, so the chair is connected to the desk, which, yeah, that makes all the sense in Speaker 4 (7:27) the world. IKEA Loki slaps. IKEA Swedish. I'm obsessed Speaker 2 (7:32) with the Danes, which Speaker 4 (7:34) isn't Swedish, but it's in the same area. Speaker 2 (7:37) I'm dying to talk about Chloe. For her to Speaker 4 (7:41) post the first slide, the third slide, the eighth slide, the tenth slide, and then write BFF in capital letters. At first I was like, wow, this is... Then I said, wait a second. She's coming for my throat. Speaker 2 (7:55) She sent me white roses to my home today with a card that said, no, we really are best friends. I haven't sent you the picture of it yet because I... Speaker 4 (8:05) You knew I was busy tonight and I couldn't emotionally handle it with the rubber bands. I didn't even comment. Speaker 4 (8:13) Wait, because I couldn't figure out the right thing to say in the comments that wasn't too jealous, but Speaker 2 (8:20) wasn't too nice. Can I tell you something? I was looking at her at one point and I go and in my head I was like, Hannah could be this hair color. Speaker 4 (8:27) Well, then people were tagging me. They're like, oh, we thought this was you. I'm like, and it's not. Speaker 2 (8:32) No. And I hate to come on the pod and like every time we meet a celebrity be like, no, seriously, like they're so nice and they're just like a girl's girl. Like. But truly, now that I'm like collecting Kardashians, like goddamn Infinity Stones, like no, truly. Like Speaker 4 (8:49) Pokemon. Speaker 2 (8:50) Infinity. Did you just say Infinity Stones? She's playing Pokemon Go, baby. No, Speaker 4 (8:55) truly. Speaker 2 (8:55) I was on the phone with my mom and I was like, what is happening to me? Khloe is of a different caliber. Like I genuinely don't think I've ever seen someone have an aura the way she does. And here's how I can describe it. And she gives, like, I don't even want to say maternal because it's not like she's old enough to be my mother. Like, she's in her, I don't even actually know how old Chloe is, like, in her late 30s. She's ageless. Yeah, she's, like, ageless. Speaker 4 (9:26) Yeah. Speaker 2 (9:27) But, you know, when you're little, I feel like every little kid randomly one day you just, like, say to your mom, like, if I had another mom, like, this is who it would be. Did you ever? Like did you ever say to your mom like oh like I really like that mom like I would like I would Speaker 2 (9:47) okay never mind so i was traumatizing my mom at home Speaker 4 (9:50) you saw one mom with a nice cashmere sweater and you said i want her to be my mom you saw another mom in a good outfit that's what you're talking about you're sick you're Speaker 3 (9:58) sick no i never Speaker 4 (9:59) was like i want a Speaker 2 (9:59) different mom you crazy um one time a mom walked into school with a purple halter top and purple mini shorts i'll never forget it his the kid was in my class his name was nick berg he was so nice his mom was Stunning. And when she came to lunch, I literally would go home that day and be like, Mom. Nick Berg's mom is stepping it up. Nick Speaker 3 (10:23) Berg's mom Speaker 2 (10:23) is stepping it up. Anyway. Speaker 4 (10:27) You want Khloe Kardashian to birth you? No, Speaker 2 (10:32) like, I just feel like if I was ever in a room and something bad was happening, I would run to Khloe. Like, she gives this, like. like very soft lovely aura like I can't explain it she's just so lovely like that's the only word I can say Speaker 4 (10:53) she's extremely funny she's very funny I think people who are really funny like you are actually really smart and I think she actually is really wise yes and I think she's been through a lot and You know why I was jealous too? Because I'm like, I knew you really liked her. Like I knew it wasn't fake. Speaker 2 (11:18) That's how I felt about Hailey. I was like, Hannah would like legit go to dinner with her and that's pissing me off. Speaker 4 (11:25) No, no, no. It's pissing me off. And Khloe would hate this because Khloe's like really glamorous. But like of the Kardashians, Khloe's Hannah coded. Speaker 2 (11:35) Khloe's a little Hannah coded because I feel like she's not afraid to be like. I will shit my pants if I don't walk away right now. Speaker 4 (11:42) Of the Kardashians, she's Hannah-coded. In general life, she's Paige-coded. And that's layers that only you guys will understand. That's Speaker 2 (11:51) so Speaker 4 (11:51) deep. Speaker 2 (11:51) That was so deep. She's a Paige-son, Hannah-moon rising. Wait, something's been really stressing me out recently, and I don't know why it keeps popping into my head. What the hell are we going to be for Halloween? Speaker 4 (12:05) It's crazy you thought of that because I... today was like do we do like a couple costumes do Speaker 2 (12:12) a couple costume i Speaker 4 (12:14) think we've been wanting to I think we do a photo shoot. Do you think Speaker 2 (12:19) we had a telepathic moment? Speaker 4 (12:21) Yeah. Because Speaker 2 (12:22) I was thinking, like, why don't we just like one day get some glam, do a funny shoot and do a Halloween thing? Speaker 4 (12:29) Well, we famously last Halloween, let's say Halloween was Friday. Wednesday, we got our photos taken, babe. We were good. Speaker 2 (12:36) Yeah. Speaker 4 (12:36) And I know that might sound sad to some people, but when you're 35. Speaker 2 (12:41) Yeah. You have to do it for the cats. Speaker 4 (12:44) Wait, do you know how old I am? I'm watching the basketball game with these 13-year-olds running around, and one of them gets fouled really hard and hit to the ground, and he pops right back up, and I'm like, I would have been out for three weeks. When did I become my father? No, Speaker 2 (12:59) truly, you're your grandpa. I'm Speaker 4 (13:00) literally an old man. Also. I have an Invisalign update. Speaker 2 (13:06) Okay. I told you that I didn't want to go on this journey. And Speaker 4 (13:10) you know what? And I told you I respected your boundaries and I don't. Speaker 2 (13:13) Okay. Speaker 4 (13:14) So I'm on the Speaker 2 (13:15) plane. Speaker 4 (13:16) Great. Speaker 2 (13:17) Obviously, I wanted to have some Speaker 4 (13:19) mustard pretzels at 11 a.m. as I do. Speaker 4 (13:24) Sometimes I get ginger ale. Sometimes I get orange juice. Depends. No one asked, but I'm just letting you guys know. I Speaker 2 (13:28) always get ginger ale on the plane. What is it about a plane that I'm like, I will chug three cups of ginger ale on a plane. Speaker 2 (13:39) Wait, and they never have Canada Dry, and Canada Dry is my favorite one. Speaker 4 (13:44) Do you think it's because we think it's good for our stomach and we don't want to be bloated? All I want Speaker 2 (13:48) is an