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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Dana Carvey and David Spade engage in a series of comedic anecdotes and cultural commentaries, ranging from personal celebrity memories to mundane

Key takeaways

• David Spade recounts a high-stakes mission to find Baked Lays chips in Hoboken, navigating tension between Subway and Jersey Mike's.
• The hosts discuss the potential awards success of Chris Rock's new film following its Toronto screening.

Main topics

• Celebrity Anecdotes
• Food and Fast Food Controversies

Notable quotes

I don't wear shorts on purpose because I don't want to drive everyone crazy.

Conclusion

The episode serves as a nostalgic and humorous deep dive into the triv

Transcript preview

Speaker 3 (0:00) I'm on fumes, guy. Riding on fumes. What? I'm Speaker 6 (0:04) wearing my Speaker 3 (0:04) hat on to spare everyone. Speaker 6 (0:05) You're doing a movie 14 hours a day and now you're saying you're tired? I mean, come on. Speaker 3 (0:11) I'm not like super tie-tied, for real, for being Speaker 6 (0:15) the Speaker 3 (0:16) beating versus my normal everyday cakewalk life. Speaker 6 (0:21) Were you harnessed in Speaker 3 (0:23) the last two days? I was harnessed Friday night. Friday night at 11 and Monday morning at 8 a.m. Harness to run. Speaker 4 (0:33) And I Speaker 3 (0:35) ran like the wind. A lot of people got to see my Carrie Underwood legs. Speaker 6 (0:41) Yeah, what's going on with those pins? I mean, people, it's kind Speaker 3 (0:44) of a meme online. I don't know. I mean, that's a lot of people discussing it in a lot of the chat rooms. But basically, great legs, other people's words, not mine. Speaker 6 (0:55) Well, I mean, is it, let's ask Heather, is it attractive for a grown man to have Carrie Underwood legs? Is that a flattering comment? I mean, I'm sure they're. She's Speaker 3 (1:07) making faces. She's like this. No, because we both have strong legs and we both get a lot of comments about them. I don't wear shorts on purpose because I don't want to drive everyone crazy. Speaker 6 (1:19) Right. You did Mango on Saturday Night Live. That's the only time I really saw your legs. Speaker 3 (1:24) Oh, that's when I played Kiwi on Mango. Yeah, Speaker 6 (1:27) that was, you were like a kindred spirit. Posting and Speaker 3 (1:30) I played Kiwi. And Speaker 6 (1:32) you had short shorts on. That's all I'll say. Who's got Speaker 3 (1:34) short shorts? Everybody's got... Nair for short... Okay, I will tell you this week. Speaker 4 (1:43) I Speaker 3 (1:43) never told you at the birthday day for Sandman, for Mr. Number One on the call sheet, when I was coming into a scene, Speaker 4 (1:53) I had Speaker 3 (1:54) to enter. So I'm back by Video Village and then I just walk in. And while I'm back there, I see Drew Barrymore back there. And so we're all huddling to say. Speaker 6 (2:05) Happy birthday. Speaker 3 (2:06) She wants to say happy. birthday episode, we said, okay, on my next, I go, you want to just go in for my entrance? And then the director goes, no, that last one wasn't that good. You do it again and then we'll do her. I thought we'd done it and got it right. So I do it again, come back. That's mean, Speaker 4 (2:25) dude. Speaker 3 (2:26) I know. He's tough. No, he's a great guy, Kyle. And then we send Drew out and it takes people a second. But then, because it was a lot of the full cast, that was more fun, you know? So everyone's like, oh, Drew's always a breath of fresh air and sweet. Speaker 6 (2:42) And so then what happened? Speaker 3 (2:45) That was it. And then I think she wanted to see Adam. And then she Speaker 4 (2:50) always Speaker 3 (2:51) says nice things like elevators have feelings. And then we, was that loud? Was the volume on? Speaker 6 (3:00) Yes. Someone playing a bongo in there? Is there construction going on? What Speaker 3 (3:05) did Speaker 6 (3:05) she Speaker 3 (3:05) say when she walked out? David! What? Oh, she said... Oh, she walked in. It was a scene where everyone's were all hanging out at a wedding. And she goes, does anyone need a wedding singer? Speaker 6 (3:23) And that was the little callback. When I saw her at the... He Speaker 3 (3:27) skimmed over it. He didn't care at all. That was a callback. Yeah. Speaker 6 (3:30) That's a callback. Yeah, I get the callback. I'd never met anyone quite as humble. We had her on our podcast. When I saw her at when Sandler was getting the Mark Twain Award, I go, you know, your talk show, you're really good at it. And she just went, really? You think so? And it was very real. I Speaker 3 (3:49) know. She's very sweet. Did we see her before that or after that? I think Speaker 6 (3:54) the talk show hadn't gone on as long or has been as big or she was about to do it or something. Hey, look that up, gang. How long has that show been on? Well, Speaker 3 (4:03) was she on our podcast before we all hung out at that thing? I believe so. I don't think I've done Drew's show. Speaker 3 (4:11) I wanted to ask her if we made out once. That was my big, I thought we did. And I don't know if we did. I didn't ask her, did I? I think I asked her. I ran into her chateau. Speaker 6 (4:22) You have that little book, right? Of people you've made out with. It was on the, I peeped. Speaker 3 (4:28) I swear, I think so. It was no big deal, but. Speaker 6 (4:32) I don't tell tales, but Angelina Jolie, and I'm not going to say who I saw in there. Oh, in the book. No, Speaker 3 (4:40) it Speaker 6 (4:40) was not Speaker 3 (4:40) her. Speaker 6 (4:41) Ivanka Trump. I like her. Speaker 3 (4:44) Well, by the way, Salmeet, I told you Chris Rock's movie did go to Toronto and as predicted, well-received. Right. Misty Green, I think it's going to be up for awards and it's just a whole new movie for him. So it's great. Speaker 6 (4:57) That's cool. Yeah. Because Speaker 3 (4:59) he Speaker 6 (4:59) talked about it on this podcast when we did the live one. Yeah. Speaker 3 (5:03) We'll have to have him again because. Speaker 6 (5:06) When he gets the Oscar, if he gets the Oscar, we have to have him on. Speaker 3 (5:10) I'm not shitting you when I think that the lead girl will be up for an Oscar, I think. And he's doing a drama. It's kind of a little comedy in Speaker 6 (5:18) it, Speaker 3 (5:18) obviously. Speaker 6 (5:19) You've seen the movie? Is this what I'm understanding? Speaker 3 (5:22) Yeah. Huh. Was Speaker 6 (5:23) it at a screening? Speaker 3 (5:25) It was just like he'd mentioned a few times. And he goes, if anybody wants to see it, why don't you guys? I'll just show it. So we went over to something Speaker 6 (5:33) in New York. Speaker 3 (5:34) And one night afterwards, Speaker 6 (5:36) Maria Speaker 3 (5:37) came and Ian Bailey. It was fun. Super fun. Speaker 6 (5:41) And the woman is not very well known who's playing the lead character. Also, how about Speaker 3 (5:46) this? She's English. I did not know that. Speaker 6 (5:49) Are you kidding me? Speaker 3 (5:51) Hello. Speaker 6 (5:51) What? You know what? I've noticed that Americans are okay with accents, but the Australians and the Brits are perfect. They know American better than us. Yeah, because they watched all of our shows. And I watched Monty Python, and that was about it. I have to say, I Speaker 3 (6:09) saw some remnants of the Emmys, which I didn't really see, and they're on Mondays now. I'm not really in that world, but I have to say, I think the two lead winners, male and female, were English. Speaker 3 (6:23) It's a hostile takeover of Emmys. Speaker 6 (6:27) Well, you know, as you know, there's a bit of a recession in America's film and television production. Oh, Speaker 3 (6:36) that's true. Speaker 6 (6:36) And, you know, I got a piece of a couple of studios in London. Oh, Speaker 3 (6:43) yeah, you do. Speaker 6 (6:44) They do very well over there. Speaker 3 (6:46) They do quite well. Speaker 6 (6:48) They Speaker 4 (6:48) do quite well. We'll pay them so many pounds. Quids and shillings. I've got a suppance in me tuppence. Oh, I got me cup. Can you give a shillin'? Give me some quids and pounds. It looks like a pin, but it's actually a cup. Speaker 6 (7:06) That's you in Speaker 3 (7:07) the audition. Speaker 4 (7:08) I don't get it. This is a cup. Speaker 6 (7:10) I don't, I'm not a good auditioner. This was me auditioning for Oliver Twist. No, no, something for, for the Odyssey with Christopher Nolan. Oh, Speaker 4 (7:21) I don't know much about islands. Speaker 6 (7:25) And they go, well, I'm Speaker 4 (7:26) just the old man in the town. I'm Speaker 6 (7:29) the lizard man. They come over to the, you haven't seen it, so you don't know what I'm talking about. You'll never see Odyssey. Speaker 3 (7:37) Hell no. I don't give a care. Strong word. You don't Speaker 6 (7:41) give a carrot? You mean like how we feed our horses? I don't give a Speaker 3 (7:43) care. When I was a kid, this guy goes, I'll bet you $5 you won't do this thing, like kick the soccer ball into the street. And I did. And he goes, oh, I'll go get your doll hairs. I go, you. fucking scam me. What does that Speaker 6 (7:56) mean? Speaker 3 (7:57) Instead of, he goes, I said doll hairs, not doll hairs. Speaker 6 (7:59) Oh, doll hairs instead of doll hairs? Yeah, Speaker 3 (8:02) that was a big trick. How old Speaker 6 (8:03) was this kid? Speaker 3 (8:04) He was 41. Speaker 6 (8:07) Well, you know. He was set back a Speaker 3 (8:08) few years. You should Speaker 6 (8:09) have said to him, I'll make you a knuckle sandwich and go, that's just ham pastrami. Oh, Speaker 3 (8:15) yeah. We call Speaker 6 (8:16) it, affectionately, the knuckle sandwich. I Speaker 3 (8:18) say, you want a Hertz donut? Then I punch him and I go, Hertz donut. Donut. My brother used to pull Hertz Donuts on me all the time. Speaker 6 (8:26) This is my childhood with three older brothers, two years apart. Cut it out. Stop. Cut it Speaker 4 (8:34) out. Speaker 6 (8:35) Mom. Here's my favorite word as a kid. Mom. No, mine would be like that. Speaker 4 (8:42) You stop fighting. Come on. I'm going to make oatmeal. Speaker 6 (8:47) My mom had a very sweet Speaker 3 (8:49) boy. Speaker 3 (8:52) Yeah. No, everything's great. Speaker 6 (8:54) No, we all got along pretty well. I mean, I took a few poundings, but mostly we had a lot of fun. Speaker 3 (9:00) Yeah. Obviously in the phase. Okay. So what should I fix my lighting? Oh, I got a big story for you. Speaker 6 (9:07) Is it about, Hey, Speaker 3 (9:08) I'm going to Italy end of the week. I know Italy. And I'm like my, my wishlist. And these are my deal breakers. They better have a Jersey Mike's. They better have a Chili's. and they better have Diet Coke. And I'm worried about all three. Speaker 6 (9:24) Well, we have chat GBT or whatever. Could someone look that up? Speaker 3 (9:29) No, I don't want to know. Speaker 6 (9:32) Heather already knows. Speaker 3 (9:34) Heather already broke Speaker 6 (9:35) the Diet Coke Speaker 3 (9:36) news to me, but I've been getting that broken to me in every effing goddamn fucking restaurant and hotel. They've Speaker 6 (9:41) got McDonald's. Everyone's obsessed with America. Don't you get it? Speaker 3 (9:47) They better have something worthwhile to be over there. I Speaker 6 (9:51) think that what you should do, I'm just thinking either give Heather a little camera or somebody, have somebody follow you around. Show Speaker 3 (9:58) me and just do. It's like the Stanley Tucci show, but I'm just looking for shitty places. David in Speaker 6 (10:03) Italy. And just collect it, edit it, sell it to Netflix. I'll take 5 % just for the idea. David in Italy. Yeah, you trying Speaker 4 (10:13) to find actual American food. Speaker 3 (10:15) Me trying to be happy for five seconds in Italy. Speaker 6 (10:19) Oh, you're going to love Italy. Italy. Speaker 3 (10:23) Very Speaker 6 (10:23) beautiful. Speaker 3 (10:24) I know one person that's going to be in Italy and I go, hey, maybe we can meet up at the mall or something. Speaker 4 (10:28) It'll be like this. Hello, David Spade. My name is Lolita. You like the way I look, huh? You like what you like. Let's hold hands and get a scones. Speaker 3 (10:41) Yeah. And then I go, chat GPT, translate me to Italian. And it says, David says, do your balls have lots of pubes? And I'm like, come on, wait, hang on. This is all wrong. Speaker 6 (10:56) Well, I like the idea. You have to look around like it's a walkie-talkie secret. Chat, GBT. Hey. Google Translate. What's the average? No, here's the other Speaker 3 (11:06) problem. No, here's the big story out of Hoboken. Speaker 6 (11:09) Finally, half our audience is left. I can see it. Speaker 3 (11:13) The big controversy is if I walk up to Jersey Mike's to have lunch on my off day. Speaker 6 (11:19) Right. Speaker 3 (11:20) They have a perfectly fine assortment of chips, right? Jersey Mike's. Yeah. They don't have bakelays. Now they do in LA. They don't hear fine. Speaker 6 (11:32) No bakelays. So you got to get all that oil and. Right. You're clogging. Yeah. Speaker 3 (11:36) Right. And so I go there and I look at it and I'm like, they have jalapeno poppers. They have. Speaker 6 (11:40) How? What? Speaker 3 (11:41) They have just like so many types of chips that nobody wants that I go. Is anyone just want to help like a decent. Just a little piece of cardboard, baked lays. They don't have any taste to them. No, Speaker 6 (11:53) it's chili ice cream flavor crunch. And it's all way too much. I'm like, I don't eat Speaker 3 (11:59) peanut butter and jelly Doritos. So anyway, I go in and I want these baked dog shit lays that are just basically noise. I just want a crunch when I eat. Speaker 6 (12:09) Well, a little bit of salt and a little bit of crunch. Speaker 3 (12:13) Yeah, Speaker 6 (12:13) yeah, yeah. And Speaker 3 (12:14) even though they're a little tight with the salt. We're going to be honest. Well, Speaker 6 (12:18) they're watching out for your health. Speaker 3 (12:20) Yeah. Go ahead. So on the way, one day we realize directly across sitting in the little window is Subway Sandwiches. So if I'm eating at Jersey Mike's, 50 feet away in this little dinky cobblestone street, I'm like. is there a subway right directly across the street? They must be furious at each other. You know, like it's fucking sandwich wars. So I said, well, Heather, go in there in a recon mission and see if they have baked glaze. This is going to be great. I Speaker 4 (12:50) love Speaker 6 (12:50) Heather's job. She's like having to sneak around and spy on sandwich shops. Okay, Speaker 3 (12:56) shh. I say act like a customer. Speaker 6 (12:58) Does she wear a funny hat or a big disguise? She walked in like an Speaker 3 (13:01) old lady. She goes, oh. Speaker 4 (13:03) I'm lost. How Speaker 6 (13:04) do Speaker 4 (13:04) you sell sandwiches? Speaker 3 (13:06) So then she comes out and she goes like this. And then she looks across the street and she goes. We got them. We got them. So