tom sandoval is open mouth crying at the club... dreams do come true! | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 11

Emotionally Online

The podcast dives into a chaotic and hilarious episode of 'Pumpcast' featuring intense drama from 'The Bachelorette,' including Jax Taylor's

Key takeaways

• Jax Taylor's defensive reaction to a lighthearted clip about his hangover reveals deep insecurity despite public persona.

Main topics

• Jax Taylor's comment section appearance
• Tom and Kristen's emotional conversation

Notable quotes

"He ran away to his own bunker for that. Oh my God. Mr. Jax Taylor, the boofening in the bunker."

Conclusion

The episode ends on a high note of comedic escalation, blending real e

Transcript preview

Speaker 1 (0:00) For many of us, going further isn't a choice. It's a feeling we can't ignore. Because ambition has a way of outgrowing where it began. Turning dreams into direction. Every journey brings us closer to the life we imagine. So, where will your journey take you? Etihad. Beyond Borders. Speaker 2 (0:30) I'm sorry. I'm so sorry we didn't work out. Like, there were times I really... I thought we were going to spend the rest of our lives together. Kristen! You have to listen to me. I've made that noise all over my life. Headphones were malfunctioning. Speaker 3 (1:19) What's up you guys and welcome back to the Pumpcast. I'm Maddie Drossbeck and I'm Meg Ruoco and last week we were Speaker 2 (1:27) infiltrated. Everyone get to your rooms. The bunker is in lockdown. This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill. We have been breached, okay? Speaker 3 (1:42) By none other than Jax Taylor. Speaker 3 (1:49) The shiver that ran up my spine when I saw his name in our comment section. Speaker 4 (1:54) I couldn't believe my eyes. Speaker 3 (1:57) I don't know how he landed here. How did Speaker 4 (2:00) he get here? And Speaker 3 (2:00) honestly, I thought it was a weird clip that he decided to comment on. Of all of the things we've said about him and published on the internet, this was like one of the least offensive. Speaker 4 (2:10) Yes. This was us talking about how we find it funny when he's hungover. It was... From the San Speaker 3 (2:17) Diego trip, when we're talking about his reaction the next morning where he's like, oh, what happened? Where am I? Oh, my God. And he falls off the chair and he's just being a mess hungover and everyone else is like, yeah, that was all fucking you, dude. Flashback to him with all the girls back in the room drinking and getting obliterated. He comments on that clip and says, not true. They were all wrecked. They are just aware of being filmed where I didn't care. We never left the room. Just went through the whole mini bar. Okay. Okay. Number one, again, proof that Jax Taylor has no idea how cameras work. Yeah. You were at the Speaker 4 (3:02) club. You were filmed at the club. We saw you at the club, brother. There's video footage of you Speaker 3 (3:10) at the club. You got caught. Yeah. Put your hands up. Put your hands up in the air. Put your hands up in the air. Okay. I thought it was funny that he got defensive about this. For Speaker 4 (3:24) him to get defensive about this specifically is so funny because it is, not to out ourselves here, one of the least bad things we've said about him. Totally. We were laughing Speaker 3 (3:39) at him and how stupid he Speaker 4 (3:43) is when he's hungover. is like arguably very relatable for a lot of people. Totally. Him being hung over is like one of the least offensive Speaker 3 (3:50) things that he does. Yes. Yes. And we were giggling about that. He went, not true. Everyone was drunk. Not just me. Not just me. It was everyone. No, we know Jax. Yeah, totally dude. Totally man. We know your friends aren't sober. They're bozos too. Right. Speaker 3 (4:08) It's a whole clown car in there. Listen, we got clips of us making fun of them too. Right. Just do a quick scroll. Look Speaker 4 (4:14) up Peter Palooza madrigal coin. Speaker 4 (4:19) Cryptocurrency Speaker 3 (4:20) AI. Speaker 4 (4:21) Peter Palooza. Magical coin. That SEO will absolutely generate our clip first and foremost. Schwartz. We Speaker 2 (4:33) give Speaker 4 (4:34) Schwartz shit 24-7. Yeah, and Speaker 3 (4:38) he Speaker 4 (4:38) loves it. Speaker 3 (4:39) He Speaker 4 (4:39) does. Well, and this video, for whatever reason, was very popular amongst the VPR cast because this... That clip of us talking about Jax Taylor hungover is the only video we have posted online that Tom Schwartz has liked. He's shown himself. He liked that video. Speaker 3 (4:59) He said, hey. Hey. I fear he's in the bunker with us. Speaker 4 (5:03) Wee-woo. Wee-woo. Boo. Speaker 4 (5:10) So we have been breached. The funnier and funniest, I think, part of all of that is that comment that Jax Taylor made was up for approximately 28 minutes and then he deleted it. It was the best thing. It was awesome. That was the Speaker 3 (5:27) funniest choice he could have made. I loved that he got self-conscious about his comment and deleted it. Yeah, he Speaker 4 (5:32) got scared. He got scared because everyone started replying to his comment being like, what the hell are you doing here? Speaker 3 (5:40) They were saying that and they were going, Speaker 4 (5:42) boof. And Speaker 2 (5:45) he was like, what's happening? Speaker 4 (5:46) What does that mean? Speaker 2 (5:46) The Speaker 4 (5:47) boofening Speaker 2 (5:47) is happening. What does Speaker 4 (5:48) that mean? Get it away from me. What does that mean? He ran away to his own bunker for that. Oh my God. Mr. Jax Taylor, the boofening Speaker 3 (5:55) in the bunker. He Speaker 4 (5:56) hasn't blocked us. You know what? I actually kept Speaker 3 (5:59) looking because I thought for sure that we were going to get blocked. Right. I thought for sure his first exposure to us would be like, that's it. We're blocked. We're done. But I do think that, this interaction confirms that we will be blocked at some point. 100%. Because this was such a mild clip. So light touch. And he got riled by it. Yes. And that he interacted with this will now confirm that our videos get pushed to him in the future. I Speaker 4 (6:27) know him interacting with it is also so funny. He's fucked himself. Yeah. Now he's really going to give him something to be angry about. Fat bitches in his algorithm. Speaker 4 (6:38) He hates it. He hates Speaker 3 (6:39) it so bad. But Speaker 4 (6:41) we stay Speaker 3 (6:43) there. Marked safe from Jax Taylor. Yeah. For Speaker 4 (6:46) now. For now. You can Speaker 3 (6:49) never be certain, though. Yeah. But I love, like, in the midst, he's got so much shit going on. He's, like, in the middle of a custody battle. And Speaker 4 (6:57) he's, like, actively in court, like, fighting for out. And we're like, ha, isn't it so funny when Jack Taylor's hungover? He's like, not true. It was the minibar. Like, brother, I know you've got better things to worry about today than us talking about a night you went out 14 years ago. Speaker 4 (7:20) You gotta calm down, dude. We are beating horses that are so fucking dead, bro. They are buried. Speaker 3 (7:26) You Speaker 4 (7:27) gotta Speaker 3 (7:27) focus on your horses that are alive. Yeah. You Speaker 4 (7:30) got horses that are barely hanging on. Okay, Speaker 3 (7:32) you've got horses in the stable currently. Speaker 4 (7:36) Why did my alarm go off just then? He's here. Speaker 3 (7:40) He's in the room. He's like, I heard Speaker 4 (7:42) what you said. I heard. I get a call. It just says Jack Taylor. How is his contact in my phone? Speaker 2 (7:50) He's like our John Pork. Somebody make a version of John Pork that looks like Jack Taylor. And don't use AI for it, please. No AI. Speaker 3 (8:01) No AI. I want hand-drawn pictures of Jax Taylor as John Pork incessantly calling. Yeah. Speaker 4 (8:08) So scary. My nightmares realized. Speaker 4 (8:13) I love it. We're getting in their minds. Yeah. I mean, it's all we can do. That's all we can do. That's all I want to do. Frankly, we're one step closer to going to Disneyland with Schwartz. We'll get there. We'll get Speaker 3 (8:25) there. All in due Speaker 4 (8:26) time, Tommy boy. Yeah, exactly. Come on. We got those Mickey ears just waiting for you. Okay. For those who are just listening. Speaker 4 (8:43) Maddie has silently held out a red big button to me just now, not saying anything. I press it? If you want. The choice is yours. I'm going to press it. Ellie gave it to me. Speaker 3 (9:21) I thought maybe we could Speaker 4 (9:22) cover it in gold Speaker 3 (9:23) bedazzles and put it on the wall. Speaker 4 (9:26) That's really good so we can smack it whenever we really want to get out of it somewhere. Speaker 3 (9:32) Like we've got to start a soundboard. Yeah, Speaker 4 (9:34) 100%. And it's just buttons Speaker 3 (9:36) on my wall. Yeah, I love that it's- Infiltrating my living room. I Speaker 4 (9:39) love the idea of it being unmarked buttons on your- Speaker 4 (9:44) It being unmarked buttons on your wall. So we kind of just at some point forget what everything says. Which one Speaker 3 (9:51) is it? Speaker 4 (9:52) The good as gold button. Right. Speaker 2 (9:56) We have Speaker 4 (9:57) one that just plays. Just fireball. That would be so good. Fireball. Perfect. Well, thank you, Ellie. That's a perfect gift. A perfect gift for a perfect podcast. Didn't even know that you could make. buttons like that well ellie you know ever the innovator well care to press the button we are back in miami baby Speaker 2 (10:32) Party in the club when the heat is on. All night till the cruise and the break of dawn. I'm going to Miami. Speaker 4 (10:38) It's a brand new day. Yup. And Sheena and Ariana wake up after the night prior. And Sheena remarks upon how she checked a lot of items off of her list. Including giving someone a lap dance, doing a body shot, and taking pics with many shirtless men. Speaker 3 (10:58) And Speaker 4 (10:58) they're all hungover as hell. hell dude which Jax Taylor would say to that not true no Speaker 3 (11:08) I was everyone it was just the minibar and Speaker 4 (11:10) we were in the minibar and we didn't even go to the club it Speaker 3 (11:12) was everyone and it was we didn't even do anything and the Speaker 4 (11:14) reason that they're acting that way is because they know that they're being filmed Speaker 3 (11:17) they're cowards Speaker 4 (11:17) and I don't even care I'm the only one who's real and brave yeah so Speaker 4 (11:24) Kristen and Tom. Wait, Kristen and Tom. Oh my God. I wrote Kristen and Tom in my notes instead of Kristen and James. Manifesting. Speaker 2 (11:32) She was Speaker 4 (11:32) in your mind palace. Manifesting. Kristen and James wake up and Kristen is like, you know what? I actually feel okay after last night. And they're like already drinking beer. Speaker 4 (11:46) And also she says to James, like, what happened at dinner, by the way? I want the full lowdown. And James is like, oh, yeah, you know, well, Jax and Tom, they got into that big fight. And he basically recaps the fight that we saw in the last episode to Kristen. Speaker 3 (12:03) And Speaker 4 (12:04) she's like, that's so crazy. Meanwhile, over at the room that the Toms and Jax are staying in. They all wake up and Jax is doing his classic, what the hell happened last night? Oh, man. Oh, my God. What did we Speaker 3 (12:19) even Speaker 4 (12:20) do? What did we even freaking do? Speaker 3 (12:23) Flash to a montage of Jax and Vale being very touchy at the club. Yes. Her grinding on him at some point. Yup. Yuck, yuck, yuck. Yuck, yuck, yuck. Speaker 4 (12:34) And Sandy's like, dude, how pissed are you that you're not next to Vale in bed right now? Speaker 4 (12:44) yuck why does he talk like that yuck guys we boof over to katie and veil in their room and veil's like morning everyone gives jack such a hard time i'm like i don't get it because he's just like such a lovable idiot and katie's like she's like one eye open she's like barely awake she's like what the fuck are you on about she's like girl Speaker 3 (13:10) shut up about the fuck Speaker 4 (13:12) not Speaker 3 (13:12) i Speaker 4 (13:13) don't even Speaker 3 (13:14) know what else to say to you Speaker 4 (13:15) and she's like jacks is not a good guy and veil's like yeah okay i don't need any more warnings it's like then stop fucking talking about him especially to katie shut Speaker 3 (13:25) up Speaker 4 (13:25) then shut up then and As we boof back over to Sheena's room, Sheena is saying to Ariana, she's like, wow, last night was perfect. It was amazing. Matter of fact, this whole trip has been perfect. I can't believe how awesome everything is going and how no one's fighting and everyone's getting along and everything is going so well. And Ariana kind of like rolls over and she's like, totally, yeah. And then in a talking head, she's like, everything is not perfect. Kristen actively wants me dead and Sheena is... in her world being like everything is sunshine and rainbows but Kristen is actively doing everything she can to make sure that I have a miserable time and it then cuts to like a brief flashback from like the night before seemingly where some of the girls sans Kristen are talking about how Kristen has been like throwing daggers at Ariana this entire trip like glaring at her rolling her eyes generally being like a huge passive-aggressive pill and it's starting to get to ariana back in the boys room schwartz is sitting there and he's like oh Why am I not in a freaking room with my girlfriend? Jack's like, who Speaker 3 (14:40) cares? Speaker 4 (14:41) It's not like you're fucking anyway. Speaker 3 (14:43) He's like, well, actually. Actually, if you'd like to know. Actually, we actually Speaker 4 (14:47) have been having sex. Actually, me and my girlfriend have sex all the time. Speaker 3 (14:52) And Speaker 4 (14:53) I'm really good at it. Speaker 3 (14:55) Wouldn't you like to know, Jack's table? Speaker 4 (14:59) And over in Vale and Katie's room, Katie talks about how she has been trying to text Stassi, but Stassi has not been replying to her reaching out, which is unfortunate. Just completely ignoring that she's alive right now. Yep. Speaker 3 (15:16) So, boof, we're back in L.A. and we're at Stassi's apartment where Christina and Stassi are hanging out. Stassi has to call her super because it's way too hot in her apartment. And then she goes, it's so hot. I like would almost rather be in Miami right now. Speaker 4 (15:32) Just Speaker 3 (15:32) kidding. Fuck, Sheena. She's probably wearing a she probably wearing a sash. She's probably wearing a sash. And I'm having a premonition of dildos and like penises and whatever. Yeah, Speaker 4 (15:43) true. Speaker 3 (15:44) True. That's exactly what's happening. Right. Speaker 4 (15:46) And they're acting like it's all, you know, cheesy and terrible. And like, they don't both want to be there so Speaker 3 (15:52) bad. Stassi's like, I just can't believe that Katie is there partying with them. And Christina's like, the only thing that makes sense to me is that she's there for Schwartz. The real problem is going to come in when she gets back. And if she's still continuing to try to be buddy-buddy with Sheena and like deepen that relationship. Stassi's immediately like, well, of course it's going to continue. She just went to Miami for her bachelorette. That's like the biggest statement that she could make. And she and I have been a team up until this point. Now, I'm really happy that Christina Kelly brought this up and said this. I agree. Because I think this is a perfect moment for us to bring up the thing that we haven't been saying up until this point. Because I wanted to give Katie her moment and talk about the Schwartz side of things. And also I think the pre-existing Stassi Sheena beef is like enough of a reason for Stassi to dislike Sheena and to expect loyalty from her other friends. Yep. Despite her being often impulsive and like highly emotional in the way she chooses to express that. But there is another reason that Stassi is mad at Sheena. and expects loyalty from Katie. Yes. It's happening behind the scenes. Yep. As this is happening. Yep. It won't be talked about in the show until the reunion and like the beginning of next season. Yes. Um, but around this same time, Frank, her ex-boyfriend Speaker 4 (17:22) famed. Frank, if we recall, Frank Speaker 3 (17:25) was threatening her with Speaker 4 (17:27) revenge porn. Yes. Speaker 3 (17:28) Threatening to shop around a video that he had of Stassi masturbating. And at some point the video made its rounds at Sir and Sheena was allegedly publicly laughing about it and perpetuating. the hate towards Stassi sort of spreading this news like wildfire and humiliating her in front of Speaker 4 (17:52) all of her ex-co-workers. Speaker 3 (17:53) Yeah. So Stassi has a really good reason to fucking hate Sheena. Now, obviously, Frank is the biggest criminal here, Speaker 4 (18:04) but Speaker 3 (18:05) Sheena used her dislike of Stassi to fuel something. Speaker 3 (18:14) Illegal. Yes. And no matter how bad Sheena hates Stassi, she never should have laughed at that, never should have spoke about it, spread it in any way. Correct. There's no excuse for that. Yeah. And if I was Stassi, I would absolutely 100 % expect my friends to be like, fuck you, fuck this, fuck that, and drop. every single person that perpetuated that laughed about it, encouraged what Frank was doing and literally anyway. Yes. So yes, there's the stuff that's preexisting. There's the stuff that's happening with Katie and Schwartz. There's the stuff that's happened in the past with Stassi and Sheena, with Stassi and Kristen, Stassi and Jax. But there's also something much worse and much more sinister. Yep. And we'll talk about this a lot more later when it comes up in the show, because when I was first watching Vanderpump, I was so struck by how it was glossed over. Speaker 4 (19:16) Yeah. It's, it's pretty astounding. And at the least mean spirited, the edit that they give Stassi in this season. And going Speaker 3 (19:28) back and rewatching it now, knowing all of that. honestly it it makes me feel like saucy could have been meaner yeah Speaker 4 (19:38) yeah Speaker 3 (19:39) could have been bitchier could have been worse to all of them yeah Speaker 4 (19:42) because Speaker 3 (19:43) if i was her i would have gone scorched earth too oh Speaker 4 (19:45) completely completely and it really also puts in perspective um Speaker 4 (19:52) unfortunately like Katie's cowardice at this time to not come to Stassi and have what would have been a very difficult conversation, but one that like, I'm almost positive they would have been able to find some common ground in of Katie saying, I understand that this is all happening and I am so sorry. And this doesn't mean that I'm choosing to be friends with her over you or that I'm supporting what she's doing.