Trash Rummaging with Rudy

Bad Friends

The episode features a chaotic series of comedic tangents ranging from recent travels in Australia and Italy to critiques of pop culture ico

Key takeaways

• The hosts joke about the culinary experience of eating gelatinous koala toenails in Australia.
• A debate occurs regarding the superiority of Sour Patch Kids over Red Vines candy.

Main topics

• Australia travel anecdotes
• Enya and New Age music

Notable quotes

Orinoco Flow is the quintessential new age song.

Conclusion

The episode serves as a high-energy, stream-of-consciousness comedy pi

Transcript preview

Speaker 3 (0:00) Whoa. Me? That's amazing. Speaker 4 (0:02) Who Speaker 3 (0:03) made this? Who made that? Wow. I love that. That's amazing. That's Speaker 4 (0:07) art. Wow. Speaker 3 (0:08) That's Speaker 4 (0:08) high art. That's just gross that you're the big one. I've always been the big one. You think you're the boss? Look at me, guy. No, I Speaker 3 (0:17) don't Speaker 4 (0:17) want to look Speaker 3 (0:17) at you. Yeah, yeah, look at me right now. You Speaker 4 (0:18) make Speaker 3 (0:18) me sick. No, look at me right now, guy. This guy made it. Speaker 4 (0:21) Without a brain creations. Thank you to this guy for making an incredible piece of art for the show. Thank you. I'm the boss. No, Speaker 3 (0:28) look at me. Speaker 4 (0:29) No. Yeah, you Speaker 3 (0:30) want confrontations right now? I will do confrontations with you because earlier today, I come in here. Speaker 3 (0:37) Okay. I Speaker 1 (0:38) get it. Speaker 3 (0:38) No, finish your- No, I don't want to because did you see the- I saw. You saw, right? I saw. It's called pause rage. Prej. Yeah, it's called Prej. I have. And you just did Prej. I don't have any Prej. Yeah, yeah. You had to take a beat to squel, to squalor. All Speaker 4 (0:55) I want to say to you is. Okay, you're the boss. G'day, mate. G'day, Speaker 3 (1:00) mate, Speaker 4 (1:00) to you. G'day, mate, to you. I just got back from Australia, mate. You liked it? It was fun. Did you eat kangaroo? I ate a koala toenail. You have to boil it. How long? For a long time. Speaker 3 (1:12) Two days. Full days? But the toenail is so thick, you got to soften it. Oh, right. It becomes like gelatinous. And then you put on toast. Wow. A little toenail toast. Yeah. Toenail toast. What do you think? It's a custom. Would you do that? Speaker 5 (1:25) I would eat it. Speaker 3 (1:26) Yeah. Oh, can I tell you about your eating habits, by the way? Please. If I may. Yeah, please. Yeah. I realized Pog Pog is a part of their nature. Speaker 5 (1:37) What is Pog Pog? Speaker 3 (1:38) What you were eating today. Speaker 5 (1:40) What? Speaker 3 (1:42) You'll look in the fridge and you'll find the oldest thing in the fridge and you'll go, I'll eat that. Speaker 4 (1:48) Ah, leftover food salvaged from restaurant or fast food garbage dumps and recooked for consumption. Pug, pug. Pug, pug. That's not your word? Yes, it is. It's a tag along term. Speaker 5 (1:56) Pug, pug. Speaker 4 (1:57) Pug, pug, pug. It just means. Speaker 5 (1:59) That's Speaker 4 (2:00) what it is. It's trash rummaging. Yeah, it's trash rummaging. They deep fry it. I got to be honest with you. Yeah. That bag, right? Look, zoom in. That looks like chin chin. Speaker 5 (2:10) Who Speaker 3 (2:11) are these two idiots? Speaker 5 (2:13) Dude, I'm an Asian dude. Speaker 2 (2:15) You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends. Speaker 3 (2:21) Caribbean blue is what I call it. Enya. Yeah. Love that song. Dude, Enya? She lives in a castle with cats. You know that? She lives in a Speaker 1 (2:29) castle. Oh, Caribbean blue. Speaker 3 (2:31) Let Speaker 4 (2:32) me tell you something. Too late. Speaker 3 (2:34) It's too late, dude. When Speaker 4 (2:36) I'm in the grocery store and Enya comes on. It's the song. Orinoco Local Flow. Orinoco Local Flow. Speaker 3 (2:43) What's it called? Orinoco Flow. It's Speaker 1 (2:44) called Speaker 3 (2:45) Orinoco Flow, right? It's always on in the grocery Speaker 4 (2:46) store. Speaker 3 (2:46) You know about Orinoco Flow? Speaker 4 (2:47) Oh, yeah, you do. It's a classic new age centerpiece. We have to play it for a second. We can't Speaker 3 (2:53) use it. Speaker 4 (2:53) We have to play it for a second. Orinoco Flow. It's one of the greatest. It's one of the greatest. Speaker 3 (2:57) It's the quintessential new age song. New age song. Of that decade. Speaker 4 (3:08) Oh my god, what do I need? Peanut butter? Toothpaste? I'm at the grocery store and I'm really feeling it. Glow Speaker 3 (3:14) dust. Speaker 4 (3:14) Glow dust. Speaker 3 (3:16) Here it is, ready? I Speaker 4 (3:35) wrote this. Speaker 3 (3:39) I went to the castle and I wrote this part. Do you remember? That summer. I do, and that Speaker 4 (3:43) summer. Speaker 3 (3:44) I went through the window. I went, do you remember that? And she's like, what are you doing? I go, that would be the next section of the song. Or an okonoko flow. Here it goes. Yeah, here we go. Speaker 1 (3:55) Sail away, sail away, sail away. Because you Speaker 3 (3:59) have to. Speaker 1 (3:59) Sail away, sail away. Get out of here Speaker 3 (4:02) with your boat. Oh, stay. Please stay. All right. Drop your anchor. Sorry, I was in the moment. Speaker 4 (4:06) Orinoco flow. By the way, the fact she didn't call it sail away is hilarious. Call it sail away. Call it sail away, Enya. It's obviously sail away. I Speaker 3 (4:14) have to say Speaker 1 (4:14) musicality. Speaker 4 (4:15) Orinoco flow. Speaker 4 (4:21) I'm doing the LA version. I can't roll my R's. Hey, player, is that the Orinoco? You got any Orinoco on that? Hey, player, you got Speaker 3 (4:30) Orinoco? Speaker 4 (4:33) Hey, bro, Speaker 3 (4:33) I ran out. I had two Speaker 4 (4:34) pints Speaker 3 (4:35) earlier, bro. Speaker 4 (4:36) Orinoco is a major river in... Speaker 3 (4:38) Get me some fucking Orinoco flow. Speaker 4 (4:41) Hey, dog, I'm trying to mix my Orinoco. Orinoco flow, bro. It's a major river in northern South America. So it's way up north there in Colombia, on the border of Colombia. Yeah. Speaker 3 (4:52) Orinoco flow. Speaker 1 (4:53) Orinoco flow. Speaker 4 (4:54) Now you make it Asian. Speaker 3 (4:56) Orinoco flow. Orinoco flow. There's Speaker 4 (5:00) got Speaker 3 (5:00) to be an Orinoco over there. Yeah. But anyway, Enya was a very good... She lives in a castle. Speaker 4 (5:04) You don't know Speaker 3 (5:05) anything Speaker 4 (5:05) about her? You've never heard of Enya in your life? She lives in a castle currently. That's where she bought a castle to live in. That's where she lived. I mean, listen to her. Of course she lives in a fucking castle. She's not going to live in a condo off Barham. Dude, there's not a castle on planet Earth that doesn't Speaker 3 (5:18) have Orinoco flaw. It's Speaker 4 (5:19) got it. Speaker 3 (5:20) It's built into the fucking castle. It's the Speaker 4 (5:22) fabric of a castle. Right, you turn on the faucet, it flows, and it's pure Orinoco. It's all been Orinoco. Is Speaker 3 (5:27) it not pure Orinoco? Yeah, Speaker 4 (5:28) yeah, yeah. And you'd be delighted to know that the castle in one of our bathrooms, the shower has Orinoco flowing right out of it on an Airbnb. Speaker 5 (5:38) I love it. Speaker 4 (5:40) Orinoco flow. Yeah. She has other songs too. No, not really. Yeah, yeah. You went into the Lord of the Rings? Yeah. Maybe she knows. They all kind of sound the same. Yes. That's the best part about Enya is I used to fall asleep to her on a plane. Speaker 1 (5:56) And yeah. Speaker 5 (5:56) I like this one. Speaker 3 (5:58) You better know this song. You better Speaker 4 (5:59) like Speaker 3 (6:00) it. Speaker 5 (6:00) Yeah. Speaker 3 (6:01) Right? This is post-Ornacle Flow. Right? Look at this. Whimsical fantasy. Is Speaker 2 (6:11) that Liv Speaker 3 (6:11) Tyler? Liv Tyler is my favorite Tyler. Speaker 4 (6:14) Okay. Speaker 3 (6:15) Not your favorite Tyler? Steven? Liv. Liv. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For me, it's Liv. I like Di. Di Tyler. Speaker 4 (6:23) Oh, you like Di Tyler? Di Tyler's my favorite. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. The son. There's a Di Tyler? No, brother. Speaker 3 (6:31) It's live history. Speaker 4 (6:32) It's Liv Tyler. Di Tyler. Did you not catch that? Yeah, I do. Sit down. That's too crafty. I just want to say this, Speaker 3 (6:39) okay? Sometimes your jokes... Go over your head. No. They become... What's that place called? Typewriter? Speaker 3 (6:47) The place where they do comedy in Eastside? Dynasty Typewriter. Dynasty Typewriter. They become Eastside. Yeah, Speaker 4 (6:52) they're very Eastside. Cool. That's a compliment. Yeah, it's cool. Hipster. It's hip. It's hip. Yeah. It's hip. It's very hip. Anyway, I'm going to, I want to show you something to just, because you know, look, first of all, I want to say thank you to the Korean community for embracing me, accepting me. When I go to a Korean restaurant without Bobby, they warm, warmly welcome me with open arms. Speaker 3 (7:15) They sure Speaker 4 (7:15) do. And it's one of the most generous things in the Korean community. Pure generosity. And I want to show my love and support for Korea, South Korea, once again, proving how talented and cool they are. This is how they fucking train. I saw this. The lifeguard. This Speaker 1 (7:29) is Speaker 4 (7:29) how the guards train. I saw this, yeah. In that wave pool. Look at that. I saw it. Speaker 3 (7:33) I Speaker 4 (7:39) mean, you're dead. Every other human is dead except for this cool South Korean who just, and then pops up on the ladder. I have an argument. Watch how fast he climbs. I have an argument. Bop, Speaker 3 (7:46) bop, Speaker 4 (7:46) bop, bop, bop. I Speaker 3 (7:47) have an argument. Speaker 4 (7:48) What? Speaker 3 (7:50) Put a baby in there too. Save the baby. That's just him swimming across. Put a baby in there. There's no training. There's no training. He's supposed to be saving people. Put a spinal bifida. Oh. You know what I mean? Right. Speaker 4 (8:06) Put a crooked spine baby in that water if we really want. Something Speaker 3 (8:08) different. Right. So this doesn't prove. It doesn't prove anything because I can make a cross at. The fuck you can. Yes, I can. Speaker 4 (8:15) I can. Speaker 3 (8:15) The fuck. I tried it. It took me three weeks. Bobby. I got Speaker 1 (8:19) in. Three weeks later, I got to the other side. And then you need a rescue. Speaker 4 (8:22) You can't even swim in your own pool of coffee and t-shirts. This guy's swimming in tides that would kill any regular person. That would kill a regular Speaker 3 (8:30) person. Speaker 4 (8:30) In a swimming pool. Controlled environment. You'd die in there. I bet my bank account you'd die in there. There's Speaker 3 (8:36) lifeguards. They're going to save you. The whole point is there's lifeguards there. He's the guy. Lifeguard training. Speaker 1 (8:42) He's the guy that would save you. He's in the water. Speaker 3 (8:45) They're coast guards. Speaker 4 (8:46) Okay. Not their lifeguards. They're coast guards. Okay. Anyway. Speaker 3 (8:49) You Speaker 4 (8:50) could make it across? Shout out. No! This is unbelievable. I don't think you understand. This is unbelievably hard. This is so fucking difficult what he's doing. Okay. I'll tell you what I would survive in. Anyway, shout out South Korea. Shout out South Korea. No, you don't get to do it. I said it. I want to. Shout out. Why don't you tell me some tales of Australia is what I'm interested in. You barely spoke to me. You never answered multiple texts. Oh Speaker 3 (9:12) my Speaker 4 (9:12) God. You want to get into it? Yeah, go ahead. I don't want to get into it. I'd rather you do. Speaker 3 (9:17) Okay. How was the tour with Carlos? Oh, I have my issues. Hold on a second. Let's go to your text. I Speaker 4 (9:23) also called you many times. We have evidence, if you may. Sure, we have evidence. Do the call log. Bring up your call log, how many times I called you. No, I'm going to just go to the text, please. Yeah, there it is. There we go. This is good. He'd be a good lawyer. He's only angling for things that prove his case, correct? Okay, August 13th. Here we go. Talk to your Speaker 3 (9:44) team. Speaker 2 (9:48) Business partners. Speaker 3 (9:51) No, that's not what he said. No, this is it. I'm so mad at you, it's unreal. Maybe we quit the pod is what you said on August 13th. Yeah. Then I go. What happened? Going to bed. I was going to bed. Right, right. You can't talk for one minute. And then you don't text me back for four more days. That's right. Yeah, yeah. So how do I respond to that? Hey, Speaker 4 (10:18) man, is everything okay? What can I do? And then you continue to reach out to me. Oh, excuse me? Then you would continue to reach out to me. You stopped. I'm with Speaker 1 (10:25) Bobby on this one. Speaker 4 (10:27) What? Yeah! Speaker 3 (10:29) Yes! Finally, dude. Speaker 4 (10:31) A lot of people are on my side on this one. No, they're not because if they know the true story, which we can't fucking tell on the show, they'd be on my fucking team. So good job, Fancy. Good job, Fance. You want to drum up some shit? You want to drum up some Speaker 1 (10:43) shit? Speaker 4 (10:43) But that's what I love about Speaker 1 (10:44) it. Speaker 4 (10:44) You Speaker 1 (10:44) know Speaker 4 (10:44) the thing we talked about before the show? Gone. Enjoy the ride. Speaker 1 (10:48) And what I meant was absolutely Speaker 4 (10:50) Andrew's ride. You fucking sell out. This kid will jump. So fast. Oh, he's a weasel. Speaker 3 (10:55) He's a weasel. He's a weasel, dude. You're one of the... So I was mad at... So I had some angers toward Carlos. Of Speaker 2 (11:04) course, it's natural. It's natural. Your hair Speaker 3 (11:06) looks good. Speaker 2 (11:07) Thank Speaker 3 (11:07) you. Yeah. Thank you. Tell me what's going on. What was the big gripe? So one... Just throw it out there. I was around the corner from him. He didn't know I was listening. He was talking shit about you? And he was talking to somebody. Who? I don't know who it was. May I finish? Speaker 1 (11:24) Sure. Speaker 3 (11:25) See, already. Do you see what he's doing? Speaker 4 (11:28) Already the attitude. Well, do you see attitude? No. No. Okay. Let's hear it. Speaker 1 (11:33) Thank you. Speaker 3 (11:35) He goes, oh yeah? He's on the phone. He goes, fuck you, bitch. Oh. And you hung up. No, no, no. And I went around the corner. I'm not done. And I looked at him, right? It's your dog sitter. Be nice. I know. And I said to him, don't talk to people like that. He Speaker 2 (11:52) doesn't say that. What Speaker 3 (11:53) do I say? Speaker 2 (11:54) You didn't say that. You were like, what are you doing talking like that? Well, who Speaker 4 (11:58) are you talking Speaker 2 (11:59) to? I had hung- IT'S Speaker 3 (12:00) A Speaker 2 (12:00) - Speaker 3 (12:00) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?! Speaker 2 (12:01) I was trying to make a dinner reservation for you and it was some Asian lady who could barely hear me. And then I hung up and I went, fuck you bitch, because I didn't want to say it to her over the phone. I just said it to her after I pressed Speaker 1 (12:12) the button. Speaker 2 (12:12) That's a tough one. It's tough? Tough water. I'm Speaker 3 (12:14) with Bobby again. I think you're with me again. Speaker 2 (12:16) Yeah, everybody's with Speaker 4 (12:17) you on that. Yeah, yeah. That's out of pocket, brother. That's crazy. You said F you bitch to her? Speaker 2 (12:23) No, to my phone that had no one on it. Oh Speaker 4 (12:25) my God. I thought you said it to the woman. Speaker 2 (12:29) No. Speaker 4 (12:29) No. That's insane. No, Speaker 2 (12:31) that literally is what happened. Speaker 3 (12:32) Did you hang up on her? Then I hear him hang up, and then his excuse was, no, I had hung up earlier. How Speaker 2 (12:38) do you hear someone hang up? Speaker 3 (12:39) I hear taps. No. That's what the audio is for. Speaker 4 (12:42) He does have good AV. Dude, I have really good AV. He's one of the best AVs in the game right now. Dude, you want to talk about fucking... You don't know about his AV, brother. Speaker 2 (12:51) What? You just have V, not A. Speaker 3 (12:54) You want to talk about Deadpool fucking... Symbiosis? Yeah, get it out. Speaker 2 (13:00) I should be allowed to have a... My point is that because you're so sensitive about cursing... I'm Speaker 4 (13:07) daredevil, dude. I hear everything. He doesn't want you cussing at someone because you're representing him. Exactly. Bingo. He's afraid that someone's going to go, Bobby's tour manager called. Speaker 2 (13:16) Which is exactly why I hung up. Oh, so you Speaker 4 (13:18) did hang up? Of course I did. Okay. Well, he's saying it. You don't believe it? I'm Speaker 2 (13:23) not done. Okay. Speaker 2 (13:25) We do it. It's okay. I already advanced the rest of your show, so I get paid no matter what. Speaker 4 (13:30) Yeah, he does have access to the accounts. Some good meals. Some really good meals. Did I suggest you guys in Melbourne? Did you go to Cookie or any of those spots? I sent you a bunch of spots. I don't know. No, he doesn't Speaker 3 (13:39) take what Carlos does. And it's an interesting way of tour managing, if I may. Please. Can I make his style? And it's really old school. You may. So we show up at a spot, right? He forgets. He frantically Googles things. I'm not done. You'll go to Yelp. Speaker 1 (14:01) Oh, I got three stars. Speaker 3 (14:03) Right? We'll show up at a place and it's one of the worst restaurants we've ever been to. Speaker 4 (14:07) But you know historically, and we've talked about it on this show. I'm Speaker 3 (14:11) gonna Speaker 4 (14:11) hire somebody outside of him. Whenever I give food recommendations, you always say I've never led you astray. Not only, dude. Speaker 2 (14:18) We went to Pellegrino. Lawyers, Speaker 4 (14:20) guns, and money. Yes. Speaker 2 (14:22) I remember. Speaker 4 (14:23) You went to Pellegrino 2000. Speaker 2 (14:24) Twice. Speaker 4 (14:25) And that was very good. That's not his choice. That was your choice. That was my choice in Sydney. That is true. That was my choice. Yeah, so I'm not giving him the fucking credit. So did you get to any of the places I suggested in Melbourne to take him to? Speaker 2 (14:35) No. Speaker 4 (14:36) Oh. Why? Speaker 2 (14:37) Because I had already made reservations three months ago. For other Speaker 4 (14:39) places Speaker 3 (14:40) that aren't good. Speaker 2 (14:41) I don't Google what's bad in Melbourne. I want to take my shitty car there. No, you. No, you. You ask him. He knows. Too many moving parts. I got to just do it on my own. Anyway, we went to a Speaker 3 (14:51) fusion place. Speaker 2 (14:53) Oh, yeah. He hates fusion. Speaker 3 (14:55) The Asian. Did you think it was good? Speaker 2 (14:57) No, I didn't like it. Wait, Speaker 3 (14:58) what city was that in? Do Speaker 2 (14:59) you Speaker 3 (14:59) remember? Do you remember? I don't remember. It could have been Calcutta. It doesn't even matter. Is that in Australia? That's Speaker 2 (15:04) how Speaker 3 (15:04) bad the food was. I Speaker 2 (15:05) took him to a nice Indian place and because it wasn't in Calcutta, Speaker 3 (15:07) it didn't matter. Speaker 2 (15:07) No, no, no, no, no, no. That's another. Can I just say another thing? Speaker 3 (15:10) You didn't go to stalactites? Speaker 2 (15:11) You're going to make me so mad. Oh. Speaker 3 (15:13) You're going to make me so mad right now, dude. Speaker 2 (15:14) Yeah, just focus only on the negative, not all the good food you had. Fucking bitch ass. Holy shit, dude. It's crazy to come at me. I want to Speaker 1 (15:22) say one thing. When Carlos arrived today, he said, like, I'm going to be so nice to Bobby. So that went right Speaker 4 (15:29) out the fucking window. Well, you lasted about, what, 15 minutes? Yeah, I had blue chew. Oh, you're chewed up. Bob you were fucked up to me and yeah. Hey, well, how can we how can we rectify it? How do we make this better? Speaker 2 (15:45) one bullet each He asked me at breakfast what I would do if he killed my dad and then he got mad at me when I said I would shoot him in the head Why Speaker 4 (15:54) are you killing his father? Speaker 2 (15:55) Why would you Speaker 4 (15:56) say that? That's real crazy dad. Yeah, he's a very nice people. He's a surgeon. Speaker 3 (16:03) Yeah, Speaker 4 (16:03) that has nothing to do with him being you Speaker 3 (16:05) I had osteoporosis. He fucking surgery. Oh, Speaker 4 (16:07) he did. He helped you. Okay. Well, let's rectify this. This Australian tour I heard was good from afar. It was very Speaker 3 (16:13) good. And we had a really good time. And me and Carlos had some good moments. We did. Speaker 2 (16:18) I just feel like I was treated unfairly for two bad restaurants out of the many that I took you to because we weren't just there for two days. Just take Andrew's suggestion. Speaker 4 (16:28) All right, I'll make a good suggestion if we want to move off of it. I had probably the best cheesesteak I've had in Los Angeles. This is what I'm talking about. Tell me what it is. It's called Sonny's. It's on Sunset. They're a pizza joint, but they do a Wagyu cheesesteak they're known for. It's Wagyu beef. It was very expensive, but remarkably worth it. I ate the whole fucking thing standing there. It was delicious. It's on Sunset. That's it, Sonny's. And they do pies. Pies only, no slices, which I respect. I like that. Haven't had the pizza yet, but click on the Wagyu cheesesteak. Oh my God. If you just Google Sonny's Wagyu cheesesteak. Is that it? That dried piece of- That's not it. That's not it. Look at how bad Speaker 3 (17:09) that Speaker 4 (17:10) sandwich Speaker 3 (17:10) looks. Speaker 4 (17:10) It's Speaker 3 (17:11) like Speaker 4 (17:11) gray meat. No, look at the, look, zoom in. Oh, is it delicious? It's garnered, that's cheeses all over. It's garnered as one of the best cheesesteaks in LA. I got to tell you. I got to try it. Big, big, big fan. Speaker 3 (17:20) Big, big, big fan. And Speaker 4 (17:21) also the sesame seeds on the bun. That Speaker 3 (17:23) looks like Puck Puck. Speaker 4 (17:24) That looks like Puck Puck. It's phenomenal. I'm not going to lie. Didn't need it. It's so good. Didn't need that Puck callback. I did. I liked it. Puck Puck? Yeah, yeah.