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Bad Friends

In this episode of Bad Friends, the hosts dive into humorous and absurd topics ranging from dating potential with a fan of Pardon My Take to

Key takeaways

• The hosts engage in mock dating scenarios involving a fan of Pardon My Take, highlighting absurd humor around romantic interest.
• They discuss ICP concerts as a fun, chaotic experience involving soda spraying and theatrical makeup.

Main topics

• Dating humor and fan interactions
• ICP concerts and pop culture fandom

Notable quotes

You're going to clean. You're going to do everything that she's done, right?

When life gives you bruised bananas, you make bananas.

Conclusion

The episode ends with a playful closing, reinforcing the show's identi

Transcript preview

Speaker 3 (0:00) We had our friends, we spoke with our friends and they had a little submission over at Pardon My Take. I want you to hear this, put on your headphones. It's an interesting. Speaker 3 (0:10) Interesting thickening the plot over here, maybe. Speaker 4 (0:13) Let's hear it. Andrew Santino, Bad Friends, great show. Out on all platforms, Apple, Spotify, YouTube. Great guy. Andrew Santino, shout to him. Speaker 5 (0:20) All right, so I won't get into details, but if you were to say you can't pick Bobby or Andrew Santino as your favorite parts of the Bad Friends podcast, what would be your third favorite or first favorite? I'll go with Speaker 4 (0:33) Fancy in the booth. Shout to him. Great guy. Wait. He's a film producer, does a lot of fun videos. Who Speaker 5 (0:38) else is in the booth? Film producer? I think they have Speaker 4 (0:41) a three-man booth. That's probably that. All men. Yeah, a lot of men in the booth, yeah. Shout to the booth. Do they have any producers? They got reoccurring guests. I think the lady who plays in the band on Kill Tony is reoccurring once upon a time. What about the girl who's Speaker 5 (0:58) obsessed with eating on crustables? Speaker 5 (1:01) we could maybe have you go out on a date with. Speaker 4 (1:03) Oh, no. She sits on the inflatable couches. That's not the booth. Oh, shit. Yeah, great show. What a show. You guys should all check it out. It's a great show. I don't know. She loves Uncrustables. I will say great snack choice. Yeah. Uncrustables fantastic sandwich. You have great eyes. I've got a... I actually have a... Well, I don't know if I have any more because I did move. I did have an Uncrustables puncher, so I could make Uncrustables at home. Oh, you had your own? Yeah, they make ones you can just punch them out. Speaker 5 (1:28) Fuck yeah. Yeah, Speaker 4 (1:28) so you could do it with ham and cheese and peanut butter and jelly. Sounds like you guys would make a great couple. I... Great show. They run a great program. Oh my God. He likes you. He likes you. Really Speaker 3 (1:38) likes you. And we're friends. Yeah, yeah. He Speaker 4 (1:39) got scared. That is true. Yeah. We should do a collab. Speaker 3 (1:43) We got to do a collab. Pause it on him. Who is this? Pause it on him. Speaker 2 (1:47) It's Fat Andrew. They should be a bad friend. Speaker 2 (1:52) You don't know Fat Andrew? This gentleman has a big crush Speaker 3 (1:54) on you. Yeah. And he's perhaps shooting his shot is what I feel like it is. That's what it feels like. He's a really nice kid. I met him. Speaker 2 (2:02) So Uncrustables, you like them? I don't even know that. There's not an Uncrustable in the house. She ate them on the Burt pod when Speaker 3 (2:08) those guys Speaker 2 (2:08) came on the show. That's right. Speaker 3 (2:10) That's right. She ate like six on camera. Okay. There he is. So here's Zach right there. Would you go on a date with Zach perhaps, Rudy? That Speaker 4 (2:17) could Speaker 1 (2:18) be you. He's... I like his eyes. Speaker 3 (2:21) You like his eyes. That's a good start. Caribbean blue is what I call it. Are you interested in maybe going on a date with this man? If we set this up, the guy on the left, he's got a big, big crush on you. He was too shy to say it to me when I met him. But now we know the truth. Speaker 1 (2:32) Maybe. What does he do? Speaker 3 (2:34) He's a producer for that show, for Pardon My Take. He's a producer and he's very good at his job, unlike the producers that we have on this show. I like the Speaker 1 (2:40) ham and cheese idea. You Speaker 3 (2:42) like the ham and cheese Uncrustable idea? Yeah. So this is something we can move forward on, perhaps if we can get a merging of maybe... Where does he live, this guy? Chicago. It's not gonna work. I think it is. She doesn't like winter. We'll travel for love is what Zach said. Okay. So that's him on the right. Cool guy. Cool guy. Dresses well. Good style. Smart. Sweet. Funny. Very funny. Funny guy. So what do we think? Rudy, can we maybe do a date? Yeah, maybe. We love Zach very much. He's the man. And maybe we'll set up a little date for you guys. Because you might like him. His style is cool. So is that a yes? Speaker 1 (3:10) Yeah. Speaker 3 (3:11) Wow. Speaker 1 (3:11) You two are bad. Who Speaker 5 (3:13) are these two idiots? A Speaker 1 (3:15) white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Speaker 4 (3:20) You Speaker 1 (3:20) two are something. We're bad friends. Speaker 2 (3:23) Welcome to another episode of Bad Friends. I'm your captain, Robert Young Lee. And I'm on the shore Speaker 3 (3:30) saying, Speaker 2 (3:30) pick me up. Pick me up. Speaker 3 (3:32) And Speaker 2 (3:32) I'm going Speaker 3 (3:32) to pick you up as soon as the fog. Exactly. Hey, can we go to an ICP show at some point? Whoop, whoop. I want to get sprayed with Faygo and get soaked in sugar water. Have you not seen these concerts? They look so fun. I want to whoop whoop, dude. Whoop whoop. You know who ICP is? Hamburger. Speaker 2 (3:52) What? Speaker 1 (3:53) What's ICP? Speaker 2 (3:54) Well, I got it. It's closely related to urinary tract infections. Speaker 3 (4:00) Is it? That's ICP. That's the insane clown posse. And the shows are all over the internet again. Yeah. Because they spray everybody with Faygo. Exhibit number one. Speaker 2 (4:12) Can we go to... It's pop. It's soda. Soda pop. Speaker 1 (4:17) And that's fun. Speaker 2 (4:18) That's fun. Yeah, it's fun. Look, they're spraying everybody. They're spraying everybody with soda pop. And they all wear makeup. I do grape. I Speaker 3 (4:24) was at this, Speaker 2 (4:25) by the way. You were oranged up on this. Fanta? I was here. Yeah, yeah. He was fanted up on this. I was playing a show in DC and someone goes, Speaker 3 (4:32) there's an ICP gathering at the- At the Speaker 2 (4:36) New Reflecting Pool? Speaker 3 (4:37) Dude, no, this is back in the day. This isn't recent because they went there before and I went and I was there. I was there. Yeah. I got UTI there. Speaker 2 (4:46) Urinary Speaker 3 (4:46) tract infection. ICP, insane compost. You never heard of them before? Speaker 2 (4:50) No. No. Well, Rudy Jules is back on the show. Give it up for Rudy Jules. Yeah, and I want to say welcome back. And I live with her. And I, you know, she said, what did she say when your mom left? Speaker 1 (5:01) That I'll clean. Speaker 2 (5:02) You're going to clean. You're going to do everything that she's done, right? Can we go to- All the towels. All that. Can we go to exhibit number one? This is my fridge. Okay, this is my fridge and my fridge is supposed to be stacked with sugar-free Red Bulls, Diet Coke, and bottles of water. And what we got here, Exhibit A, is an ice doom on the side. Right? So you've got one of those ice dunes that you love. And then, yeah, so nothing in there. Exhibit number two, please. No towels. Speaker 1 (5:39) This is supposed to be packed with towels. That's fake. I restock your towels all the time. Too late. Speaker 2 (5:45) I Speaker 1 (5:46) feel like you just take out the towels. Speaker 2 (5:48) No, no, no. Exhibit number three, please. You went from A to 2 to 3. You know what this is? Foot warts. Very close. She let Julio out when my girlfriend was over. So we're supposed to coordinate. Julio goes ape shit crazy. And bites her. And bites her in the fucking foot and she starts crying. Can I be honest? Speaker 1 (6:14) It's small. It's not Speaker 2 (6:16) that bad. Yeah, yeah. Speaker 3 (6:17) That's her fault. No, that's not her fault. Julio's rabid. You know that going into it. No, but you're supposed to. Speaker 1 (6:24) I've been coordinating. It's just, it was so quiet. I thought like, oh, we Speaker 2 (6:28) eat quiet. Yeah. Right. We eat quiet. Speaker 1 (6:31) Always loud. Yeah. Speaker 2 (6:32) But at times we are quiet. Speaker 1 (6:34) Usually you would be like, oh, we're at the, Speaker 2 (6:36) that's not my, no, I'm not, dude. I'm not. No, you are. What? Speaker 1 (6:40) You can just say, oh, you're the Speaker 2 (6:42) IRGC. Okay. All right. You're going to act the way you're going to act. Right. But I don't like it. That's not bad. It's a bad reference. It's IRGC. That's a bad reference. But what is that? What? The Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps. Speaker 2 (7:01) Did I get that right? Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps. Are you watching a lot of Face the Nation? Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. The IRGC. The IRGC, yeah. So I got it close. I'm tuned out of all this shit. I know you are. Not even remotely interested anymore. Yeah, but they're involved. My point is this, okay, that you made my girlfriend cry. Speaker 1 (7:23) No, it was so sad. Speaker 2 (7:24) And I want a public apology for that. Well, here's the time. We're on public. We're on public. Yeah. She's Speaker 1 (7:30) not here. Why am I saying sorry to you? Speaker 2 (7:32) What? Because she's my girlfriend. Apologize to me and I'll relay the information to her. Speaker 1 (7:38) I've already said sorry so many times and she said it's okay. Speaker 2 (7:41) Yeah. Speaker 1 (7:42) She just cried because Julio was... It was Speaker 2 (7:45) so traumatic. I saw it. Nobody Speaker 3 (7:47) likes to get bit by a dog. Yeah. Nobody likes that. I mean, nobody likes to get bit by a dog. Yeah. This is not a fun thing that happens. It's Speaker 2 (7:53) not Speaker 3 (7:53) a fun thing that happens. And people who don't have control of the dogs don't stock the towels and don't stock the fridge. What say you? Should feel bad. What say you? Ice Dune. I Speaker 1 (8:01) clean his house every week. It's just I can't do it every day because I'm also babysitting. And he wants me there 24-7. Who are you Speaker 3 (8:12) babysitting? I mean, she's also babysitting you a little bit. So it's kind of. It's Speaker 1 (8:16) a Speaker 3 (8:16) big baby and a real baby. Speaker 1 (8:18) He doesn't know how to clean the dishes. It's like there's shit stains everywhere. Yeah. There's like blood stains from... Speaker 2 (8:27) From my girlfriend? Speaker 1 (8:28) From you. Yeah, no, Speaker 2 (8:29) no. Blood stains from my girlfriend from her foot. From being bit by a dog. Yeah, yeah. Speaker 1 (8:33) There's a lot. And like, I'm also babysitting. So I tell... Who are you Speaker 2 (8:36) babysitting for? Speaker 1 (8:38) Esther's baby. Exactly. Speaker 2 (8:40) Exhibit B, dude. Exhibit B? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or exhibit two. I don't know which one we're on. It's two or B. Yeah. It's two B. So what say you? Or not. Or not. Two B. Two B. Two B. Two B or not. Two B. Speaker 1 (8:54) Mama's coming home. I don't care. Speaker 2 (8:55) Wait, your mom's coming back? Yeah. Oh, she has to come Speaker 3 (8:57) back. Speaker 2 (8:57) All right. The Speaker 3 (8:57) love Speaker 2 (8:58) of my life is back. Yeah, yeah. She has to come back. I Speaker 3 (9:00) got to take her out on a dinner date. Speaker 2 (9:02) Yes, dude. Don't I? Bastia. I'll take her wherever she wants to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good. I'm going to take her on dinner. Nice restaurant. Speaker 3 (9:08) Yeah. Hey, you know what? She's going to live with me now. She's going to live with me and my Speaker 2 (9:12) wife and she's going to be, and you know what? I need her, dude, because she's doing shit. No. Yeah, yeah. I need her, dude. No, we need her. You Speaker 4 (9:18) can't steal my Speaker 2 (9:19) Filipino. I'm Speaker 3 (9:19) taking Speaker 2 (9:19) her. You cannot steal my Filipino. Yes, I can. Yeah, yeah. I got on discount. Do you have a contract? Do you have a contract with him? Speaker 1 (9:27) No. Speaker 2 (9:27) No? Well, okay. You ought to get a lawyer, dude. She's never paid rent. Speaker 1 (9:31) Oh my God. Have you? No. Speaker 2 (9:33) Exactly. Free car, no rent. Who pays for your phone? I don't know. Speaker 1 (9:38) You pay. Speaker 2 (9:39) Exactly. You don't know that. Somebody Speaker 3 (9:42) told you. I just got it. You got the bill? Yeah, I got it. I just got it. Yeah, I do. Yeah. What else? What else is going on in life besides you not stocking the towels in the fridge? Speaker 1 (9:52) Just babysitting, getting puke all over. How many Speaker 3 (9:55) babies? Speaker 1 (9:56) Two. Speaker 3 (9:57) Esther has two kids now. Speaker 1 (9:58) Yeah. And you're watching. Have you met them? Speaker 2 (10:00) No. He will never meet them. Speaker 1 (10:02) What? Because Speaker 2 (10:03) it has a sphere. Didn't even get there. I don't have a what? A sphere. I don't know. A sphere? Speaker 3 (10:09) I've never met her babies. They're Speaker 1 (10:12) really cute. Speaker 3 (10:12) Yeah. I don't know when, how do I meet people's kids? It's like a, when do you? Come over to my house. No thanks. I just don't want to. I have like Speaker 2 (10:19) pool parties at my house with kids. Like Speaker 3 (10:21) I meet his daughter because he brings her here. Speaker 2 (10:24) If Esther came on the show and brought her kids, I'd know. Yeah, but if I have a date, like I have like a pool party, you know what I mean, with all the kids, which I do. Not going to that. I go to adult pool parties. I know. Well, that's the problem. That's your problem. Why? Because Kalala has a baby. Comes over. Every Speaker 1 (10:39) Saturday you should come. Speaker 3 (10:40) No, put it in the cage. Don't you lock those things up? Put some bananas in there and you can walk away for a couple hours. White kids? That's what you do with whites. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You lock them up and you go, no, Speaker 2 (10:50) Brandon. Speaker 3 (10:51) Yeah. No. And then you go do whatever you need to do. Yeah, Chad. Yeah, Chad, sit. Yeah. My parents used to leave me in the apartment and go to the bar around the corner and I'd Look at them out the window walking to the- God, Speaker 2 (11:02) I want a white kid slave. You just leave it. You do? You can leave whites. And you're gonna go climb that cliff. They love to climb the cliff. We're big cliff climbers. Jump it off. Speaker 3 (11:13) Latchkey kids. That's exactly right. That's what we are. Yeah. Latchkey kids. I Speaker 2 (11:17) was latchkey. Were you? I was- I was a survivor. I Speaker 3 (11:20) was a survivor. Speaker 2 (11:20) Yeah, yeah. We're out Speaker 3 (11:21) in these streets. We're out in the streets, dude. I was driven to- It was dangerous, dude. Speaker 2 (11:25) Elementary school. The mashed potato gang. They threw mashed potatoes at you. Speaker 3 (11:29) That's where I'm at, too, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got trapped into school by a guy in a station wagon with his wife who could have easily been child abductors. We just got put in. They were like people in the neighborhood. Yeah. Speaker 2 (11:40) Not good. We had no homeless. Speaker 3 (11:43) This is when I was in Chicago, so we had homeless. Growing Speaker 2 (11:45) up, I had no homeless. Right. Yeah. And then when I first saw one, it was like star, star struck. You want to hug him? It was like running into Gandalf. Those Speaker 3 (11:54) two homeless people that were on the news, they were boning right up the street from here. Yeah. They're boning. Because when Speaker 2 (11:58) you don't grow up with homelessness and you come to LA and you see it. Shocking. Speaker 3 (12:03) It's Speaker 2 (12:03) great. Oh, you like it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like Voldemort shit. Well, Speaker 3 (12:07) you heard it here. If you're a homeless person and you need somewhere to live, we'll put up Bobby's address down below. Go to Bobby's house. Yeah. Yeah. You Speaker 2 (12:14) poked one? Yeah. I didn't think it was real. A homeless person? Yeah. Yeah. And I went, boop. You're so Hollywood. Speaker 3 (12:20) It's Speaker 2 (12:20) so real. You think it's all part of. Speaker 3 (12:22) I thought it was all a part of. CBS Speaker 2 (12:23) Radford. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Casting the streets of LA. I thought it was all AI Speaker 3 (12:26) movie magic. So you're just babysitting. That's all you're doing. Yeah. Good. Pull the mic closer to your mouth. It's been a long time since I've. It's been a long time coming. Well, she doesn't have the headphones on, so she can't even hear that she can't. Speaker 2 (12:36) Yeah. Speaker 1 (12:36) Yeah. Speaker 2 (12:37) Don't Speaker 3 (12:37) put it on. It's fine. You don't want to ruin your hair. Speaker 2 (12:40) You don't want to ruin your hair. She had some romantics. Speaker 1 (12:44) Romantics? Speaker 2 (12:45) Yeah. What happened Speaker 3 (12:47) to that guy you were dating, that guy? That's long gone. That's it. Speaker 1 (12:50) He Speaker 3 (12:50) just came back. Speaker 1 (12:51) Guava guy? Yeah, he Speaker 3 (12:52) came back into the picture. The Belgium guy. What happened with him? He came back. Did he not come back? He just Speaker 1 (12:57) came back and that's it. Speaker 3 (12:59) Yeah. Oh, so you're dating again? Speaker 1 (13:00) No. Speaker 3 (13:01) No, that's over. Speaker 1 (13:02) No. Speaker 5 (13:03) Oh my God. Speaker 3 (13:04) It's not over. Friends with benefits. Speaker 1 (13:06) No, it's just something. Are Speaker 3 (13:07) you Speaker 1 (13:07) playing Speaker 3 (13:07) the fifth? Speaker 1 (13:08) It's just something. Well, what is it? What Speaker 2 (13:11) are you, Speaker 1 (13:11) Fauci? Yeah. Speaker 2 (13:13) How the fuck Speaker 3 (13:13) did you let that happen? Yeah. How Speaker 2 (13:15) did you sleep at night? How Speaker 1 (13:16) did you let that Speaker 2 (13:16) happen? Yeah. What is it? We're just Speaker 1 (13:18) talking. We're just blah, blah, blah, but it's not like there's a label in it. Speaker 2 (13:23) Yeah. Labels are hard. Sure, but especially Speaker 3 (13:26) in that age range, they Speaker 2 (13:27) don't Speaker 3 (13:27) fucking... Speaker 2 (13:28) They don't know. Yeah, your generation, you don't even know how to do it. Speaker 1 (13:31) Yeah, so... Speaker 2 (13:32) Yeah. Speaker 3 (13:32) So if he texts you now to hang out, you're going to hang out or go, no, no, no, no? Speaker 1 (13:39) Yeah, but he's in Belgium. So how am I supposed to... I thought you said he Speaker 2 (13:43) came back. Speaker 1 (13:44) He came back two weeks ago. Speaker 2 (13:46) To hang out with her. Did he stay at your place? No, she pays for an Airbnb. No, Speaker 1 (13:50) he did. Speaker 2 (13:52) Okay. He Speaker 1 (13:53) did. All Speaker 2 (13:53) right. Speaker 1 (13:54) I don't have money for that. Speaker 3 (13:55) You make you waffles? Speaker 1 (13:58) I Speaker 3 (13:58) mean, that's their thing. Yeah, they love it. That's their thing. They love it. They love Speaker 2 (14:02) strawberries and waffles. Speaker 3 (14:03) He's a white though. Yeah. Speaker 2 (14:05) Yeah, he's handsome. Shocked that you're with a white. Traitor. Yeah, traitor. After Speaker 3 (14:09) all this shit, you talked about the whites. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now you're back with Speaker 2 (14:13) a white. Well, the dick is Speaker 1 (14:13) not that white. Speaker 2 (14:14) All right. Speaker 3 (14:15) I don't want Speaker 1 (14:15) to Speaker 3 (14:15) hear about that at all. You like babies? Speaker 1 (14:18) I'm okay with them. Speaker 2 (14:21) She's good at them. I would never hand you a baby. No, she's so good with babies. Oh, my God. They love her. Doubt it. Speaker 1 (14:27) Yeah. Speaker 2 (14:28) Yeah. She's like the Filipino version of that one girl. Speaker 3 (14:32) Hi. Hello, Timmy. Speaker 2 (14:34) Who's that guy? Miss Rachel? Yes. Okay. I call her that one girl. Speaker 1 (14:41) Yeah. Speaker 2 (14:41) Yeah. The kids love her. Speaker 3 (14:43) They Speaker 2 (14:43) do, huh? Yeah. Speaker 1 (14:44) Why Speaker 2 (14:45) do you think they love you? Speaker 1 (14:46) I don't know. They Speaker 2 (14:47) feel safe around you. Speaker 1 (14:49) Maybe. Speaker 2 (14:50) The babies. Auntie, auntie. But I got lady to like me. Speaker 1 (14:54) Oh my God. Yeah. Who's Speaker 2 (14:56) that? Oh my, you have no idea what I did the other night. What? It was like Lord of the Rings stuff. Adventure. I'll tell you that. Where did you go? In my house. What? I went to my house. A small adventure. It's Speaker 3 (15:08) a Speaker 2 (15:08) small venture. Bedroom. Long. And so Kalilah, they have a new dog. Lady. That's right. You said that. You Speaker 3 (15:17) know Speaker 2 (15:17) Lady, right? Yeah, they named it Lady. Yeah. And then I had to. Speaker 3 (15:21) Really stretching the bounds of they are it's a guy though, right? Speaker 1 (15:25) Oh, that's Speaker 3 (15:27) original Speaker 1 (15:28) Yeah, Speaker 2 (15:29) yeah hack no, but that yeah, she does look like that cute dog cute dog. So, um the other day she was gone Right? And so this is what I do now. She leaves them in the spare room. So when she's gone for a long time, I'll transfer the dogs into her room. Speaker 1 (15:45) He never listens to me. He's so incompetent. It's like crazy. And Speaker 2 (15:51) the reason why I put her in, it gives her a time tick. Because if you don't Speaker 1 (15:57) get Speaker 2 (15:57) home, the dogs are going to poo and pee on your bed. Yeah, that's good. It's good. It's a lesson learned. It's a lesson learned. So I keep them in your room. Speaker 2 (16:06) Well, get home soon because they're gonna pee on your bed. Speaker 1 (16:09) I'm just gone four hours and then you react like I'm gone for the whole day. Speaker 2 (16:14) No, that's not true at all. You said you're gonna come over at seven. I can look at the Speaker 5 (16:19) game. Speaker 2 (16:20) What time? Now eight. Those are the four hours he's awake when you're gone. Dude, you're so smart. God, you got it on lock. Speaker 3 (16:28) I'm telling you. I'm telling you. You need to free yourself from this prison. Speaker 1 (16:32) I tell him I'm leaving at six. I'll be back around like 11, 10, 11. And then he acts like I'm gone for the whole day. And then he never listens to me. And then the dogs shit everywhere in my room. And he's like, that's what you get. Speaker 2 (16:50) That's what Speaker 3 (16:50) you get. That's what you get. The irony being it's your house. But not all my dogs. But it's your home. Exactly. So the poop is still inside of the home that you own. I understand. So this is kind of a double edged sword. But it's her Speaker 2 (17:01) room. Speaker 3 (17:02) Sure. It's her room inside of a home that you own. Yeah. So still your house. When you move out, Speaker 2 (17:07) the poo house is still your house. I know. Then I do a deep plant. And also, can I say this? The other day, I made a very nice spectacle in your bedroom where the cats vomit on it and all the trail of ants that went into your bed. Smart. That's a little extra flavor that I put in there. What? Speaker 1 (17:26) I told you don't let the cats inside the room and you left the door so wide open. Speaker 2 (17:31) Yeah. Speaker 1 (17:32) And then there was so much vomit and ants. Speaker 3 (17:35) You're like the guy who lights the house on fire with his family in it and you stay in the house. Oh yeah. Speaker 2 (17:40) You don't leave. I have to go too. Yeah, you have to go down with the ship. I'm one of those guys. Yeah. I'm Speaker 3 (17:44) fine because the heat, we have baby lizards are in the house now. They found their way in. Yeah. But I keep, the problem was I keep trying to get them outside. I don't want to kill them. Yeah. So I keep trying to like scoop them into cups because if you grab them, they're so sensitive. I tried to grab one. The foot. They're so quick, right? Well, it's foot fell off. Speaker 2 (18:00) Really? Speaker 3 (18:00) No, they can regrow stuff. What are you, ripping feet? I went to grab it with my hand like this, but they're so sensitive. They're not good for touching. Its foot fucking came Speaker 2 (18:10) off. Speaker 3 (18:10) Wow. And then Speaker 2 (18:11) my wife was like, its Speaker 3 (18:12) foot's off! And then I tried to grab it again and I felt like another piece of it fell off. Speaker 2 (18:16) Yeah. And Speaker 3 (18:16) so at this point, I sandal flicked it out because I'm trying not to kill it. Yeah, you killed it. Well, he's limbless now. You do it limb by limb. We call him Lieutenant Dan when he comes back. Speaker 3 (18:29) The poor fuck though. This is the third lizard we've found in the house I've tried to get out. They're so small and quick. But he said because the pool guy said it's because of all the heat that they're trying to come inside. Speaker 2 (18:41) Yeah, I would say that. Keep them in. Listen here, poo room. Yeah, Speaker 3 (18:45) yeah. I don't want the lizards in the house because then other animals are coming in. If the lizard's in there, that means other animals are in there. Speaker 2 (18:51) It's a different house situation. Yeah, Speaker 3 (18:54) we don't have poo inside of our house. Yeah, yeah. We Speaker 1 (18:56) have like flies. My wife and I don't even Speaker 3 (18:57) poo in our house. We poo outside. Yeah, they have high ceilings. Have you been to his house? We dug a pit. Yeah, yeah. We have high ceilings. We have regular ceilings. No, you have high ceilings. They're like this. No, they're mansions. Bobby Speaker 1 (19:06) said you have a mansion. Huh? Bobby said you have a mansion. He Speaker 3 (19:08) would say that. Yeah, yeah. You do have