Coffee In the Pool w/ the Island Girls

Bad Friends

Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee host chaotic, absurd comedy with celebrity guests in their mom's basement, blending trivia, improv, and random challenges. The episode features wild tangents on names, movies, camping fails,

Key takeaways

• Absurd humor thrives on unpredictability

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Hey I'm Andrew Santino and I'm Bobby Lee and we made something completely insane we took celebrities we put them in my mom's basement we throw trivia at them we hit him with absurd challenges and then just when they think they know what's happening we blow to hoe ting a pot nobody knows the rules we barely know the rules it's chaos it's comedy it's the bad game show new new episodes new episodes Have fun! You two are bad friends! Who are these two idiots? Why do you and an Asian do? You two are disgusting. What's going on with you today? You feel like you're, yeah, you're very, uh, Miyagi today. It's a Sunday. Teach us Meaggy? I woke up and it's like, you know, when you have one foot in the past and one foot in the future, you're pissing on today. Are we going to do a bunch of Chinese proverbs now? I'm just saying that I saw a bumper sticker driving over here made me kind of mad. What'd say? It said, if you drive, if you get near me, I'd drive slower. Oh. So I want a bumper sticker on my front window says, well then I'll crash into you. You just have to drive in front of them after you see it. Yeah, I went to the side of just to see what they look like. It's an old white lady. Karen, pass, stay hydrated. Look up how many babies born in 2026 named Karen, like nine probably. Yeah, I think that ruined the name Karen. Yeah, Adolf is ruined. No, no, that one's back. It's a kid, eight-off is back. What does it say? How many babies named Karen? Plummited. It plummeted. It fell out of the top 800. Pull Pot. Oh, yeah. Yeah, pull, yeah. See if Pole, pull pot. Potsy. See if Potsy, yeah, pull, pull. Zero. I created a name Zero. Why? Because he was a bad guy. Give me a name. You can't beat. You can't beat zero, dude. Yes, I can. That's a look, I mean, I'm that, I'm champ right now. How many babies? I'm fucking name champ right now, dude. How many babies in 2026? You can't make up a name that no one's ever had. Like, zizazirac. Gengis. No, you said Pol Pot. Gengis does not appear in the top thousand recorded by baby. Yeah, but it's still not zero. Yeah, but pole would be a name that would be a baby, but you said Pol pot. You said Gengis Con. Yeah, Gengis Con. Yeah, Gengis Con. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm saying. Yeah, I'm saying. Yeah, I'm. Gengis pot. Yeah, it's not. Yeah, and there's no way to go lower. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Obsession last night. Did I not tell you it was good? What did I I called Macco? Why you? Tell me I called I called Macone. I went and got Pete's I called Macone. Yeah, what did I say? Terrible movie. What did you like about this movie? What was good about it? And then he goes, ever the contrarian. I did say that. Doosh bag. And I go, what are you doing? He's like, hold on. Sorry man. I'm at karaoke okay. I have to go back in. I have to go back in. I have to go back in. I have to go back in. And they just picked my song. And they just pick my song. And they just pick my song. And they just pick my song. on Wiltshire. What was it called? What's it called? I don't know but it had a bunch of Egyptian stuff in it but it's called Brass Monkey. Brass Monkey. Brass Monkey. Brass Monkey. Yes, you didn't go to that one with a private room. I mean a row of rooms. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been to that one. We've been there for it. Amazing, yeah, you didn't go to that one. You've been there. You're Why not? Why not? Dude's only. That's the question you have to ask yourself. Why not? Yeah, yeah. Why are you asking why always? You always say why not? You know what? What do they say why not? You know what do they call them? What do they call them? They're like, they're like, a... I was gonna... Japan no here in America no they have hostess girls hostess girls that's all yeah how do we not get that yeah host yeah host yeah Don't you. Yeah. I did not. I unfortunately wasn't a big fan. Did your wife like it? No. You weren't you didn't like it. I thought It was a good I'll tell you this a good premise very good premise Yeah, we were hanging they hung the film on the premise and there was no great twists for me there wasn't enough where I was like whoa Mm. I didn't own Wow and then my biggest point that I made on the phone to him was I want Nicky, whatever her last name is, to love me more than any one or anything, one of the two things in the world. That didn't justify the behavior. To me, it should have been a clever phrase that would have been gray enough. Like, I wish Nicky Howard was crazy for me. I said that when I walked out. I was like, you got your rider's hat on. Yeah. Yeah. Wouldn't that have been better. You got to take it off when you go to a move. Without me. Something something big. Yeah. Something that was like. Something that was like. Oh you didn't you didn't think she was gonna feed him the cat? Yeah, she packed him lunch. Saw that coming for fucking 50 miles. Yeah and also when your cat dies you don't keep it near your house. Bury it. No you call like when Remy died when my dog died two three months ago. Well you enshrined him in a throne he's in your living. I know I understand that but you had I had him mummified. It's lock and key. Yeah you take the meat out. You take the meat out out. money with a tuxedo and a hat. This is what I did. But my point, no I didn't do that. We had somebody take them to a facility and he's, we got his ashes. Like what the fuck is he doing? Not keep, did he bury it in the backyard? I don't think they showed anything like that. We are doing spoilers, but it's been out at this point for two months. Right, anyway. No, what I enjoyed was. You weren't scared at all? No, dude, I'm a 43 year old man. wasn't scared. Oh, okay. Oh, the girl being like, you do that in the studio here. I know I do that. I know I do that. I know I do that. I know it's not that crazy. Yeah, yeah, but I have ticks. Yeah, you know. Here's another. I, and I'm gonna offer Macone some money and this is what the deal is if you want to hear my new thing. I've been, for some reason, bad friends and other, my podcasts have been popping up at my algorithm. I'm trying to stay, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, I want to watch it which is what Carlos like people in Africa doing things football clips and people in India doing yeah yeah yeah like like you know and but for some reason comedy is like coming up oh good like when you see your friend doing stand-up you just you go fast right I shut my phone off I guess I see someone I know in like a what's going on who's this girl yeah yeah yeah yeah especially a crowd work kind of video I go fast yeah I'm out but anyway I realize I had a day. It's animated. Yeah, yeah. So it's a graphic novel. It's a cartoon. No, but it's awesome. All right. I actually read it by the way. I had a book. I read it. I read it. It's in our front room. I read one. Okay. I only have one. Well, it took a series. It took about five minutes. All right. I think Dr. I just say I read it. I read it. Yeah, yeah. It's not Harry Potter. You know what I mean. I mean. I really enjoyed it. I really enjoyed it. I really enjoyed it. I really enjoyed it. I really. Yeah. I don't care what you think about it now you're getting me riled up I'm trying to be Zand. Anyway, um, and so you know one guy said, um, can you write this? Now this is a war, Bobby Lee, and I go, why would you want me to write that? He goes, it's something that you would say. You say on the show all the time. Right. And then I go, what are some other things I say? You know what? And then also I'm watching algorithms, and so there's certain is some driving me crazy that I do. So every time I say an is-m now, I'm gonna give Macone five dollars. What's it giving? I'll give you some of the things that I, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, is that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, can I say something? $5. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're saying what they are now and then there gonna be a time when then the game the game begins. Yeah, yeah, there's no way I'm giving you 25 bucks right now. All right? So I'm just telling you, let's get the isms out now and then if I say them I give them account and we'll add it up through time and then I'll give them money. Okay. All right, so let's write them out. So it's I think two yes is fine. Three yes. Yeah, yeah, it's got to be three yes. So if I say yeah, that's fine. I can say two knows. No, you get one no. I get one no. your is a is a rule. All right, so. Are you writing a Damocone? All right. But I want to see it on the things. Yeah, so. Can I say something? Can I say? Which I don't even know that I say that. Do I say that? All the time. Okay. The thing is, is that, right. That's another thing that I say, right. What are some other things I say. Whoa, do? I haven't said, give me the long time. What's your urban Bobby? Yeah, that whole thing, like whenever there's a black person around some octaves change in your voice. No, we can't do that because I'm being, you know what I mean? I'm trying to get to the rhythm and their energy. Like vibe, it's a vibe, I'm vibing. You do have to match there. Yeah, you have to vibe. Yeah, he did. Yeah, yeah, it is. Uh, what else? You know, you mean? You know, that's. You mean, that's. You know what he says that you know what when he's about to get mad you know what but oh I say that yeah all right that can't be a thing why because you say it yeah yeah yeah so that's not an ism I have no restrictions I'm no one came up to me about the isms take you know what out war war war anything about war unless I'm talking about Iran and we're then we're good then we're good but if I like if I tell somebody we're in a war repeating what the time whatever he says you say the word immediately after like give me an example like if he calls something like ugly you would say yeah yeah that's ugly you would say yeah yeah that's the rule thank you thank you are you I mean it's like angrily say it loud. Are you fucking mind it? Yeah and then you fall away you kick the table. Oh all right. Kicking the table. Yeah that's five dollars. Kicking the table is five dollars? Okay. Kicking the table is five dollars? Okay. L. Okay. That's Macomb. You're now you're being a jerk. Yeah, breathing. Yeah, you're breathing. Yeah, you can't do that. Okay, but that's enough. Can I fit. No, I fit. I have an elbow left sometimes what just in case yeah but I have an Elmo laugh yeah out of it that way but yeah yeah he brings up I said yeah that's why I just not yeah oh fuck Let's just try it today. Is anyway fine? Any way it's fine. Anyway it's fine. Let me just finish what I was trying to say. Oh, but the obsession. I'm happy a young filmmaker is sprouting and it's going to lead other young filmmakers to make stuff and then we can start getting back to making shit. So maybe it helps. I think it proves a point that we can make a movie for under the amount of the year. Now there's a weird thing that's happening with that. It's like, everyone's like $750, $750, $750, $750, $750, $750, $750, $750, make over 200 million and you're like I know but no one got paid I understand so someone makes a lot of money and everyone makes no money now and then they'll go but they'll get it on the next one you're like I know but some of these people might not get the next one but that kid will yeah but not everybody will I know but when Jordan did get out they bought him a car it's the same company plumbhouse yeah on top of the money that he got I wouldn't want the car I'd be like I have a car that's how I have a car that's how I got to They did give him the money as well, but they also gave him a nice car. I think they were probably going to give this good a bonus and my guess was 10. Mill? Yeah, and sign him to like an overall deal with them to make two more films. Yeah, but a different movie. Texas Tainton Massacre, I think, right? Oh, that's going to be amazing. Yeah, he's good. He's talented. Yeah, he's a talented kid. Why did you? Yeah. Why did you cover up. Why did you? Gooner. You Instagrammed it. Yeah. That's great. And then she retouched my repeated me. She retouched my comedy store and she retouched the mad part here. Was it the same artist that did the original? Yeah, I'm just the only one you use one girl char and she's great. What are you doing with that star on your wrist? I'm gonna get it removed. Really? Yeah, I'm gonna get it removed. Yeah, I'm gonna. If you're I'm telling you though that good because that was so funny what you just said let me see your you know that was during the fall out boy era yeah that's why I said it let me see the gooner tattoo go under for life dude good for you congratulations oh thank you oh we've started we've been here for an hour and a half and and I have and you guys are late you guys are late sit down you're ladies and gentlemen it's Jules and aes on yes on the studio belated happy birthday mccone but let the tepy part day I went to his party you didn't go was our last went yes you were invited it's in your tax he showed it to me he was really upset you didn't go in fact mccion when I showed up this is so funny and pathetic he's up look at he's laughing he knows I walk in I walk in with my wife and our friend and we walk upstairs they're sitting in a Yeah, like this. No one's talking. Of course. Nine people and I go I'm gonna leave this this is not a party. It's mid-summer It's mid-summer It really is, but you change the vibe when you come I did and we took us outside and it made it so much better Well yes, no He's his friends are very weird Can I be honest with you right now. Yeah, absolutely. Friday night when your brothers and your friends and his friends came to my Minnesota show Some of the weirdest people on planet yeah, and they're and they're and they're and they're and they're and they're and they're and they're and they're and they're and they're and they're and they're and they're and they're gave them a talk, did you not? Yeah, you go, try to be more engaging, right? So they're trying to smile and go, thanks, Bob, right? But I know that it's because you gave them a pep talk, so I don't believe what they're saying. Yeah. Yeah, they have to believe in it. They get scared of the Hollywood of it all. They're not using. I'm not Hollywood. Why do you think we're doing this podcast? Good, take it down. Yeah, is that. Yeah. Is that you what? Yeah, what do you think of the movie? I can say anything because I know, but is it good or bad? It looks like a cardboard. Yeah, it's so good. It was open at my tie. Why'd you crop off? Why'd you crop out Stephen Spielberg? Dude, zoom in. He was next to you? Zoom in. Look, look. Look, look. Look, look. Are you looking for a condominium and Marina del Rey? Dude, so funny. That is like a press poster. Yeah. Yeah. some of your belly or? Is that a new fashion thing? New to this area? Come to trivia night at the local pub. You're running for like state, something, state government. That's insane. Girls, how are you? We're good. New glasses? No. I don't wear contacts. You never wear that. I've never seen you in those. Have you worn these to the show? No, I've never seen those. Do you wear contacts? Yeah, I do. What are those just sunglasses? Let me see, put them, put them on. Let me on them on. Let me on them on. Let me put them on. Let me on. Yeah, let me see Bono. Let's go Bono. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where the streets have no name. Say that. Where the streets have, go ahead. Well, where they're