Chris Hansen GOES OFF On Robert Pattinson’s Primetime Movie

Adam Carolla Show

Chris Hansen, the renowned journalist known for 'To Catch a Predator,' joins Adam Carolla to discuss his latest investigative work on Roblox

Key takeaways

• Roblox, despite being marketed as safe for kids, has become a hotspot for predators due to inadequate monitoring.
• Predators often lure children off Roblox into more dangerous spaces like Discord.

Main topics

• Roblox's safety failures
• Online predator exploitation of children

Notable quotes

"Why not let law enforcement conduct an investigation on your platform if you think it's safe?"

Conclusion

Chris Hansen emphasizes that while platforms like Roblox claim to be child-safe, real-world

Transcript preview

Speaker 6 (0:00) In this episode, Chris Hansen comes in and unloads about a new movie. That's about him. Prime time. Kind of interesting. I think you're going to enjoy it. Alicia Krauss is doing the news. We'll do all that right after this. Speaker 1 (0:14) Hello and welcome to PlutoFo. If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, just stream it for free on Pluto TV, where all your blockbuster favorites are landing all summer long. Catch Anchorman, The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Speaker 3 (0:27) Fantastic. Speaker 1 (0:28) The Matrix Trilogy. Welcome to the real world. Mean Girls. Speaker 3 (0:32) Shut up. Speaker 1 (0:33) Titanic. I'm the king of the world. And so much more. For showtimes, press nothing. They're free 24-7. That is Speaker 7 (0:40) so fetch. Speaker 1 (0:41) On Pluto TV. Stream now. Pay never. Speaker 5 (0:45) This episode of The Adam Carolla Show is brought to you by SimpliSafe. Speaker 1 (0:56) Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California. This is the Adam Corolla Show. Adam's guest today, Chris Hansen. Plus the news with Alicia Krause. And now, Adam Corolla. Yeah, get it Speaker 6 (1:10) on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get on the mandates. You get it on. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for telling a friend. Love that about you. Chris Hansen back in the studio. Always great to see Chris. Thank Speaker 3 (1:19) you for having me. Yeah. It's been busy. It's been busy. I think I may be the only person Speaker 5 (1:27) alive who was on stage at the RNC on a Wednesday night, and then 48 hours later, I was in Vegas on stage with Jimmy Kimmel for an hour at his club. And I don't know if there's anyone else who can say they did both those things. Speaker 4 (1:48) I Speaker 3 (1:48) don't think that exists Speaker 4 (1:48) in the world. As we know it. Which I think is great. I do, too. And here's why I think it's great. Because you have your own style, your own perspective on things, very funny, very bright. Obviously, your old pal has a completely different take on a lot of things, including the current administration. But you don't let your individual beliefs harm your friendship. Speaker 6 (2:13) No, we had a great time. I was doing. the late show on a Friday night at his club in Vegas. He's never been there when I've been there, and I've been there a lot. I Speaker 5 (2:27) looked to my left, and I felt a presence to my right, like a little shadow in the peripheral, and I thought some assholes hopped up on stage. Because Speaker 6 (2:37) I did not see Jimmy take the stage. Did the Speaker 5 (2:42) crowd see it? The crowd saw it as he, like, turned around or something. I Speaker 6 (2:47) don't know if he – I think he came from the back is what happened. And I just turned around. There was a dude there. And it was a moment of, like, oh, shit. Speaker 3 (2:55) And it's Kimmel. Speaker 6 (2:55) And then it's Kimmel. And then it was like, oh, great. Speaker 5 (2:58) And then I thought he was going to say a couple things, maybe bust my chops for a minute, and then get on with his night. He never left. Speaker 1 (3:06) Well, that's fantastic. He stayed up there for the whole Speaker 6 (3:07) night. That's great. The whole act. I stopped doing my act. We just started reminiscing and riffing, and it turned into that. And afterward, we're like, all right, well, let's go out now that you're here to the end. Well, Speaker 3 (3:20) I Speaker 4 (3:20) think that's great. Maybe you have a future act with him. Take it on the road. Speaker 3 (3:25) You know, the thing about teams. Because I do remember, so years ago, and Speaker 4 (3:30) I don't want to interrupt. I'll shut up after this. No, go Speaker 1 (3:32) ahead. Speaker 4 (3:32) But there used to be a road show with Hailey Barber. the Republican, and Leon Panetta, the Democrat. And they would go, it wasn't a comedy show, but they had fun with it. And they took shots at each other. But it was almost like the days of Reagan and Tip O'Neill, right? You can choke each other out a little bit, but at the end of the day, it's good entertainment to hear both sides of an issue. Speaker 5 (3:57) You know, I totally agree. And I think there's like Speaker 6 (3:59) going out. doing some sort of man show reunion or something like that would be... I'd Speaker 4 (4:04) go. Speaker 6 (4:04) ...would be fun. I'd go. Except for, I don't think Jimmy... Jimmy's Speaker 5 (4:09) probably flush enough where there's no... He doesn't Speaker 1 (4:12) need Speaker 5 (4:12) to do Speaker 4 (4:12) it. Speaker 5 (4:13) ...when Speaker 1 (4:13) you Speaker 5 (4:13) remove... So it's kind of like it becomes that way with bands. Speaker 4 (4:15) But maybe he Speaker 5 (4:15) does it for fun. He might. But bands are sort of that way. Right. Or like you want to get... You want to get the lead singer back to the band, you know. Just to Speaker 4 (4:23) do it. Speaker 5 (4:23) Yeah, yeah. But the problem is a lot of, you know, if Harry Styles is selling out arenas all over the world, it's hard to get him back to Speaker 6 (4:32) reunite with the boys. You know what I mean? So in this equation, I would be Harry Styles if Speaker 3 (4:38) you're asking. If you're tracking, yeah. Speaker 6 (4:40) So Chris has tons of stuff going on. I mean, there's the documentary, Dangerous Games. That's the Roblox. Roblox, yeah. Got a follow Speaker 4 (4:50) -up to that coming soon, too. Speaker 3 (4:52) Yeah, that's on True Blue. Now, Speaker 6 (4:54) just set the table with that company or that app or whatever it is. So Speaker 4 (5:01) Roblox is a multi-billion dollar publicly traded company that has created, over the last 20 years, a massively popular gaming platform. So kids can go on and play games. The characters often look like... harmless, friendly Lego characters, and they can do all kinds of stuff. Then there's another level where creators take part in making games that become very popular. So there's an individual money-making component, a corporate money-making component, and what we found in our investigation, it is oftentimes a playground for predators. And the question is, and there are... thousands and thousands of victims, children who are preyed upon by predators because they know the kids are in there. The parents think this is very safe, Speaker 3 (5:48) that Speaker 4 (5:49) they can let their kids roam around and do whatever they want. And so we dug into it and we found numerous cases where the company wasn't policing this appropriately. Roblox refused to talk to me in the course of the investigation on camera, but I had several briefings. And my question to them, among many others, is why not let law enforcement conduct an investigation on your platform if you think it's safe, if you've put so many safeguards in place? But they can be lured there and taken to places like Discord, which is, you know, kind of a cesspool for this sort of activity. And we did a presentation, a young activist named Schlepp, he goes by Schlepp Online, we did a presentation at CrimeCon where I actually was on Roblox on an account posing as a kid. Within seconds, freak... Freak for Real is probing, asking what I'm doing and what I want to do. And all of a sudden, my account, the account I'm using, gets banned. So somebody from Roblox was either in the crowd watching or was monitoring on Fox Nation Live. Now, Freak Freak for Real, his account stayed up for weeks. Speaker 3 (6:56) Right. But Speaker 4 (6:57) the innocent kid gets taken away because they know it's Chris Hansen testing the system. Speaker 6 (7:01) What Speaker 5 (7:02) was the... dating site Speaker 6 (7:04) that Nazi tattoo guy was on that everyone was kind of saying, that's kind of a suspect site. And you can look, Andrew. I am so naive about all this stuff. He's like, that's just a dating site. And everyone else is like, nobody goes there. Kick, I guess it is. Speaker 4 (7:24) Well, we see that being used in our takedown predator investigations. Kick. The Roblox thing. Yes. Because we have such a presence now on social media, I mean, I've got to be the only 67-year-old guy in America who's got a million point one followers on TikTok. But people reach out to me with stuff. So this woman reaches out because she knows I'm doing this investigation into Roblox. It turns out her husband, she lives in Harlingen, Texas. She catches her husband grooming an underage kid in California, catches him, reports him to police. You know, they start looking into it, and she reaches out to me. So I go down and interview her, right? We get the goods. And then I take him off in the parking lot. They're separated at this point. And confront him with the text, Predator style. Speaker 3 (8:09) Right. Speaker 4 (8:10) And he's, you know, won't talk about it. So we have this organic part of the documentary unfolding as it happens in real time. They end up getting a statement from the girl in California. They prosecute him. And I don't have a crew down there. at this moment. And I said, get the arrest on your cell phone. And she gets that. The wife? The wife. Wow. So we have all this incorporated in the documentary that just evolves organically because of our relationship with the people who follow our work on True Blue, you know, and the digital platforms. Speaker 5 (8:46) How does the grooming work? They start with people and say, oh. You like baseball? I like baseball too. Whatever. Speaker 4 (8:55) They pose as a child. An adult poses as a child. We've seen these cases on Roblox where they meet. They go into separate chat rooms. The parents don't know what protections to put in place oftentimes. Sometimes they're with grandma. They're in Iowa. And suddenly, hey, I'd like to meet, but I'm a little bit older, but I'd like to do this, and I'll give you that. And it's the grooming process. And suddenly they're picking the girl up from a McDonald's in Iowa and taking her down to Tennessee to some secret hideaway where they're going to sexually exploit this child. Speaker 6 (9:27) Oh, God. And what about, I just learned about Primetime, the movie. Yeah, what about that? The Speaker 4 (9:33) feature Speaker 6 (9:33) with Robert Pattinson playing. Chris Hansen, everybody. Got a big A-lister playing you. Always good. He's nice looking. He is a good looking guy. That's Speaker 5 (9:43) a Speaker 6 (9:43) good thing. Speaker 3 (9:44) He's doing you a little bit, but not full. I don't know. I could hear a little of the voice. They didn't have the courtesy to come Speaker 4 (9:52) to me about making the movie. They never do. They never do. And again, look, Robert Pattinson's a... A great actor. He seems like a nice guy. He's been very gracious to me in his comments. I've not seen the movie. I was supposed to go see it. They wanted an NDA signed, and I refused to sign it. That was Speaker 3 (10:10) a Speaker 4 (10:10) little debacle there. But they come to me on May 27th and say, hey, we're doing this movie. Speaker 3 (10:17) I Speaker 4 (10:17) had heard about it, obviously. You're not an investigative reporter for 45 years. We're not hearing about it. So I was hip to it was going on, but we didn't know much about it. They sent me a trailer and said, this is going out tomorrow. Speaker 6 (10:28) The trailer. Speaker 4 (10:28) The trailer. We want you to see it. Speaker 6 (10:30) And Speaker 4 (10:30) we also want you to help promote the film. Really? And I said, well, how do you want to do that? And they said, well, we buy some ad space on your platforms, True Blue, your podcast, all the stuff. And I said, well, we'd like to see the movie first. Speaker 3 (10:45) And Speaker 4 (10:45) he said, well, we'll get to that. And so over the period of several months, we asked to see it, asked to see a script, asked to see the whole thing. And I hear from... Lance Oppenheim indirectly through another friend of mine that he's directed. He's the director. Speaker 3 (11:01) It's very high score on Rotten Speaker 5 (11:03) Tomatoes right now. Speaker 4 (11:04) It's a hot topic. And he's a hot director. He's a hot director. He says a love letter to Chris and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So anyway, we start to see more and more of this play out. And we find out that it's a complete work of fiction. overly dramatized, and it portrays everybody involved, myself included, as these power-hungry, greedy media people. And I watched the whole trailer. Nothing in that trailer happened in real life. Speaker 6 (11:32) I Speaker 4 (11:33) mean, the real media stuff that they claim happened didn't happen. I don't even wear a tie ever in theater. And that's just a sidebar to this thing, but nothing ever happened. So I go to the screening. Now, I know they want this NDA signed. I have seen the NDA, and I know I'm not going to sign it. We show up at A24 offices in New York. Nice people, nice publicity people. Speaker 5 (11:54) What would incentivize you to sign a nondisclosure? Nothing. Speaker 4 (11:58) No lawyer Speaker 5 (11:58) would ever let me see it. Yeah, they'd go, what's in it for you? Yeah. Speaker 4 (12:00) And A24 said, well, it's just our standard disclosure. I said, well, it's standard if your name's not Chris Hansen. Speaker 3 (12:07) Right, right. So did you see the film? No. Oh, they still? I'm going to go with Speaker 4 (12:13) everybody else on May 24th in New York. I'm going to go take a crew. We're going to do a special segment on the Have a Seat with Chris Hansen podcast. And we're going to do a special live. So I'm going to go see the film with a TV crew and do man on the street interviews afterwards. Speaker 3 (12:25) Wait, you said May 24th? Speaker 4 (12:28) It's May 24th, late in the day, but the official release is, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I keep saying this. It's September. Right. September 24th. It's coming up. Yeah. Coming up. I don't know why I've got May stuck in my head. Speaker 6 (12:40) May 27th is when they started. When Speaker 4 (12:42) they told me, yeah. Right. Speaker 6 (12:44) That's why I got mad. Speaker 4 (12:45) Exactly. Speaker 6 (12:46) So maybe I should have been a reporter. Speaker 4 (12:48) Yeah, you're good. Speaker 6 (12:49) I'm good with the official particulars. Speaker 3 (12:50) So. Yeah, in the trailer, which I watched. Speaker 6 (12:55) What did you think of it? It doesn't seem like a flattering portrayal. Speaker 4 (13:00) No, it's not a flattering portrayal. Speaker 6 (13:01) But it's interesting. Yeah. And I don't know, artistic license, I don't know. It just feels like, okay, I will say this, and you tell me if you find this true. Speaker 6 (13:16) People Speaker 5 (13:17) who are listening have no idea how inaccurate things are until somebody writes an article about you. Exactly. And now you have to see everything through that lens. Right. Because when they start writing articles about you, you look at, you don't get three lines in before they fucked up something. Well, Speaker 4 (13:35) some, like the LA Times wrote an article about this thing. Everything was right. Oh, it did? Yeah. I mean. You may not like all the stuff, but it was right. It was correct. It was factual. I know the reporter. He did a great job. Hollywood reporter. Factual. Well, Speaker 5 (13:53) this Speaker 4 (13:53) is about. About this particular movie. No, I'm saying Speaker 5 (13:55) that's fine. Yeah. Speaker 4 (13:56) You Speaker 5 (13:57) can read somebody writing what happened on Monday Night Football last night. But when they start writing about you. Suddenly you're sensitive, right? Speaker 3 (14:05) That's my identity. Well, no, it's just like they get stuff wrong. Yeah. All the time. And they make a movie about, I mean. Well, Speaker 4 (14:15) there you have it. Speaker 3 (14:16) So we've decided, Speaker 4 (14:17) look, we're going to take advantage of this as much as we can. Why not? I mean, I think it's a bit of an insult. To lower what we do in our collaborations with law enforcement and the thousands of men and women who work to protect children from predators every day in society. I think it's Speaker 3 (14:36) an Speaker 4 (14:36) insult to lower it to the level they lowered it. Having said that, I think that it's an opportunity for us to capitalize. And that's why we created a 30-second commercial and bought space. In front of every showing of this movie in 3,500 screens across America that's going to play every time somebody goes to see this movie, right before the movie rolls, they see me walk into a kitchen, tell them to have a seat in the theater. Wow. And remind them that this important work continues every day on my streaming network, True Blue. Watch TrueBlue.com. Speaker 5 (15:11) That's really interesting. So you can buy a 30-second spot after the Coke and the popcorn one? Interesting. That's exactly what we did. Speaker 6 (15:22) I Speaker 5 (15:23) drove to Vegas in an electric car, in a Tesla. How did that Speaker 4 (15:27) go? Speaker 5 (15:28) I wanted to kind of share that with people because I think I was pretty apprehensive about getting a Tesla because I wasn't going to be able to make it to Vegas in one clean shot. You know what I Speaker 4 (15:38) mean? In Speaker 3 (15:39) a Speaker 4 (15:39) desert being eaten Speaker 3 (15:39) by snakes. That's right. Or giant alien jerky guy. So Speaker 6 (15:44) I'll tell you what it does. It's kind of interesting. I left here. And it's a brand new Tesla. It's Speaker 3 (15:50) a Speaker 6 (15:50) brand new Tesla. And I just put in the coordinates for Speaker 3 (15:55) Jimmy's Club. Right. In Vegas. And it's self-driving, this Tesla? It's Speaker 6 (15:59) self-driving, but you have to kind of pay attention. You have to Speaker 4 (16:02) touch the wheel and show that you're alive. Speaker 6 (16:04) It'll give you a timeout if you stare at your lap for too long. So what it does is you leave and it already knows we're Speaker 5 (16:14) not making it. We're not making it all the way there in one clean shot. So what it does is it sets its coordinates to the charging place in Baker, Speaker 4 (16:24) not Speaker 3 (16:25) to Kimmel's place. Or first, we're stopping here. And does it Speaker 4 (16:28) tell you that Speaker 3 (16:30) it's going to do this? It basically just goes. Speaker 5 (16:35) You should glean it, is what it's saying. You should be smart enough to figure this out. And then what it does is it starts calculating. You'll be down to 8 % by the time we get to the charging station in Baker. And that number will move around. It'll be 10%, then it'll go down a little. So like your Speaker 4 (16:53) iPhone, basically. Yeah. Speaker 5 (16:55) But it can move around. It can go up a little, too. 13 % battery by the time we pull it. Speaker 4 (17:02) Does the heat affect this when you drive it through the desert? Speaker 5 (17:04) Yeah, Speaker 4 (17:04) the Speaker 5 (17:04) heat is not the friend of the battery. And then you will pull in, it will pull you in to this charging port station, and it'll tell you, you need eight minutes on this charger, and then you can be on your way. Speaker 4 (17:22) Right. And can you get coffee or a soda or something at the charging station? Speaker 6 (17:26) Or Speaker 4 (17:26) is it out in the middle of nowhere? Speaker 6 (17:27) No, it's right in the middle of wherever you could get a sandwich or whatever, take a leak, whatever. See, you kind of go, well, I'm ready to take a piss anyway. So we pull off, Speaker 5 (17:37) get something to drink, get back in the car. Now the car is not fully charged, but it's charged enough to get you to your destination, Speaker 6 (17:45) which is what it is. The problem... is once we were in Vegas, we probably should have charged it up enough so that when we left in the middle of the night to go home on a Saturday night, we'd have to sit in Baker for 25 minutes at 2 in the morning. You've got to kind of top it off, Speaker 5 (18:07) and then you can stop and do seven minutes and then continue on. Self-drive thing's pretty cool. I'm Speaker 4 (18:14) a Speaker 5 (18:14) guy who Speaker 3 (18:14) loves driving, like driving. I'm the same way. I'm a Detroit guy. Speaker 4 (18:18) Yes, you're Speaker 3 (18:19) a Speaker 4 (18:19) Detroit Speaker 3 (18:19) guy. Speaker 4 (18:19) I Speaker 3 (18:19) like my Speaker 4 (18:19) hands on the wheel. One of my cars has the semi-automatic driving where you can hit it and it'll change lanes. You put the blinker on and it'll change for Speaker 3 (18:28) you. Speaker 4 (18:28) What kind of car is that? It's Speaker 5 (18:29) a Speaker 4 (18:29) BMW 700. Speaker 3 (18:31) This actually, I didn't think I would enjoy Speaker 5 (18:35) the self-driving as much as I do. There's something about it that just kind of... Speaker 5 (18:42) Takes all the concentration out of it. And I don't think you know. It's kind of low-grade concentration, but it's still concentration. Oh, Speaker 3 (18:52) yeah, Speaker 5 (18:52) you're watching. Speaker 3 (18:53) Yeah, you're sort of looking around. I Speaker 5 (18:54) mean, can you Speaker 3 (18:54) relax? Speaker 5 (18:55) Yeah, you Speaker 6 (18:56) can just sort Speaker 5 (18:57) of relax. Speaker 4 (18:58) You can't go to sleep. But how is the traffic driving? I mean, are you pretty much on wide-open highway without a lot of cars? Speaker 5 (19:05) It has three settings. It has, like, slow. No, I think four. Normal. in a hurry, and then it has Mad Max. And I would hit Mad Max. The problem with Mad Max is driving out of Vegas, there's a cop, and we go blowing right past him. It needs to recognize law enforcement is what it needs. Speaker 4 (19:31) You'd think that it could have some interface with like Waze or something where there's interactive. Speaker 6 (19:37) I mean, Speaker 3 (19:37) it'll get Speaker 4 (19:38) there. Speaker 3 (19:38) We just blew past the cop. Didn't he stop you? No, he should have. I don't know. How Speaker 4 (19:44) fast does a Tesla like that go? Speaker 6 (19:48) It'll probably get to 120 or something. It was like 55 and we were doing like 73 or something when we. Passed him in Mad Max mode. Yeah. So you've probably been let out of a few tickets being who you are and recognizable Speaker 5 (20:05) and law enforcement and all that stuff. Is that right? I Speaker 4 (20:08) tend not to drive aggressively. I had one incident. I was driving to the Detroit airport and I was coming from a Michigan State University game. And I was with my son and I think some other neighbors. And I was booting it because I had to drop them off, and then I was going to go shoot a story. And my other son was attending Michigan State. That's where I went. Didn't they have a Speaker 6 (20:32) big win against Oregon last? No. Oh, that was Speaker 4 (20:35) Oklahoma State. Oklahoma and University of Michigan. But anyway. And right at that moment, my son looks up from the passenger seat and says, Dad, you're doing 90. I go, oh, geez. I back it down. Of course, I see one of Taylor, Michigan's finest, and pulls me over. And I said, hey, how you doing? I said, I'm sorry. I was hustling to get in the airport. I took a wrong turn. I was trying to make up time. I said, can I see your license? And I say, yeah. And he recognized me. And do you have anything on your record? I said, no. And he goes back and runs it and comes back. He goes, do you think you could make it to the airport the last? quarter mile without breaking the laws of the fine state of Michigan. I said, I think I can do that. Speaker 6 (21:14) Oh, yeah, Michigan. Michigan, the one second Hail Mary. Speaker 4 (21:21) That was crazy. Michigan state people like me have a blood feud with Michigan people. We hate each other. I have a hate exemption. Like my sister, I don't hate. She went to Michigan. Tom Brady, I don't hate. He went to Michigan. Andrea Fisher, I don't hate. Diane Dietz, I don't hate. I have a specific list of people I don't hate who went to Michigan. But I hate everything else about Speaker 1 (21:45) them. Speaker 4 (21:45) Because they've been screwing Michigan State for 100 years. Keeping us down. And trying to protect themselves. And that was so offensive, what happened. The poor Western Michigan University. They won this game. The Broncos. Speaker 3 (22:00) They won. Look, I don't want to be a douche, but... I'll tell you old school Speaker 5 (22:04) football coaching. Yeah. Old school football coaching will, they'll line the ball up on the one and it'll be fourth and one and they'll go in for it. There's two seconds left and they don't punch it in. And the coach. Speaker 6 (22:18) will go, if we can't make one goddamn yard, we don't deserve to win this game. And I'm saying they still had to throw a Hail Mary. They got one second, and maybe that was a robbery, but they still had to complete a 60-yard pass with one second. So it's like, on one hand, there's robbery. On Speaker 3 (22:40) the other hand... They still had to do a Hail Mary, which is a real low percentage. You are correct, and you are being Speaker 4 (22:47) objective. I cannot be objective because I hate Michigan so much. So that's what I think is – in fact, I was at the gym the other day in New York, and there's a woman, a very nice woman who goes there, and she went to Michigan, and we tease each other. And there's this uneasy truce because she knows I'm going to bring it up, and she doesn't know when or how. So finally, about three-quarters of the way through my workout, I said, hey, do you have a second? She goes, yeah, what do you need? I go, no, do you have a second? She goes, oh. That's funny. Speaker 6 (23:17) We have the theater trailer ready to play, by the way. We can take a look at Speaker 4 (23:21) it. Speaker 6 (23:21) Hold on to your Speaker 4 (23:22) hats. It's very dramatic. Yes. Oh, this is my commercial. Yes, your commercial. Sorry. I love this. I'm Chris Hansen, and I'm going to need everyone in the theater to take a seat right over there. You know, I've spent decades working with law enforcement to catch predators before they exploit our children. Now, there are more platforms than ever before where this disturbing crime is being committed, and we are there to take down the predators. Join us undercover every day on my streaming network, True Blue. Speaker 6 (23:58) Nice. There you have it. That's so, you know, God bless America because they did this unauthorized whatever that puts you in a tie, for Speaker 3 (24:07) Christ's sake. Yeah, what's up with that? What's up with the tie? No turtlenecks. No. I have a beautiful collection of turtlenecks that I wear. And dickies for summer weather as well. You know, we had to wear those as kids. Dickies. Yeah, I had them. What, like, you grew up, you must have grown up in a normal household, right? Speaker 4 (24:25) Yeah, it's very normal. I mean, very comfortable, but certainly not wealthy. I mean, you know, my mom stayed home, took care of the kids. My dad was in sales in the auto industry and Big Bill. Speaker 6 (24:36) Let's try to figure out how good your mom was. Now, what we do here is we grade them based on their sandwiches. Yeah. And the reason I— The best sandwiches. Speaker 4 (24:44) The Speaker 6 (24:45) reason I use the sandwich is I can't— There's too many machinations of Speaker 5 (24:49) moms. Like, well, she didn't get out to my Little League games, Speaker 6 (24:52) but she was a full-time nurse, so she couldn't make it during, she worked the shift during the day. And I respect that, too. I can't, Speaker 3 (24:57) right. There's too much film to break down. Sandwiches is easy. Sandwiches, you have to have that much Hoffman's hard salami on whole wheat bread to judge. That's an inch and seven-eighths. Okay, so. It's Speaker 6 (25:11) a Speaker 3 (25:11) thick sandwich. Other students Speaker 4 (25:12) would comment on it. Speaker 6 (25:13) Dr. Drew had a shit sandwich mom. Andrew over there had a great sandwich mom. Speaker 5 (25:18) Yeah. She toasted. Great Speaker 4 (25:19) sandwicher. She Speaker 6 (25:20) toasted. It's like living at Quiznos. She toasted his bread. My mom was a no sandwich mom, which is as low as you go. And then there's everything in between. Yeah. So we can judge Speaker 5 (25:32) the love a mother has for her son by the effort. She puts into the sandwich. Because the sandwich is Speaker 3 (25:40) just a metaphor for how much energy she's putting into you. And everything was individually wrapped and in a bag. Beautifully done. And she did the ones you wanted. Absolutely. What was your sandwich? Hard salami, piece of cheddar, little Speaker 4 (25:57) mustard. What kind of bread? Whole wheat. Whole wheat? We only had one. Early in childhood,